Bangkok Reports

[quote=el greco]then i must protest!!!

i will have to start, immediately, writing a letter to saint peter of paradise for allowing mr. alzheimer to escape out of there where he belongs and pay me a visit. lol[/quote]


i can remember my first night in thailand like it was yesterday. however, i can't remember what i did last night.

it was 1973 and i was 20 years old, dumb and full of cum. had a three day flight on a pan am 707 charter out of travis afb, california that stopped at every rock in the pacific, viet nam, and then bkk.

a couple of other gis and i had a room at the honey hotel on suk soi 19 and we wanted to see the famous bangkok night life. we hailed an ancient toyota corolla taxi from the street and got inside. to say this thing was a piece of shit would have been a compliment. there wasn't a fender that didn't have a dent, the primary color was bondo, the door panels were missing as was most of the dashboard. even though the front end shook like crazy at speeds over 35 mph the driver proceeded to drive like a bat-out-of hell through bangkok traffic narrowly missing the back of a large flat-bed truck which he went under when he changed lanes.

when we got to our destination, and like the dumb-shits we were, asked how much expecting there was some kind of meter somewhere we couldn't see he said something outrageous like 100 baht. we all pitched in and paid him a dollar each for a ten minute ride and then proceeded to a massage parlor where we got a hot bath, genuine massage followed by a "happy ending" hand-job. total cost $5.00

seems tame by todays' standards but when you were young, sexually inexperienced and it's your first time to the big city it seemed like a big deal. and now at my age and experience the eden club is boring as hell.

ra

[QUOTE=Retired Army]I can remember my first night in Thailand like it was yesterday....It was 1973... [/QUOTE]

Shit, I wasn't even born! LOL

[QUOTE=Amjeck]Show you are weak and ignorant and the Thais will eat you for lunch.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I wouldn't know about that.

I'll say it again: I believe that the most important way to get treated well by Thais is to learn the Thai style of politeness -- confident, good humored, and well spoken. Learn about "kan eng" and "kreng jai" and how they work. And you're right, this discussion doesn't really belong here, so I'll leave it at that.

[QUOTE=Daddy07]Personally, I'm not really interested in visiting BKK Soapies, but you never know, and I'm sure there are lots of us who ARE interested and don't want to pay too much.

I've always been confused about which places expect the customer to pay the girl seperately and which are "all in." For instance, at an oily where you pay the shop so much for a 90 minutes massage and pay the girl 1500 for FS, are you expected to tip beyond that, or not? And at soapies where you pay 2500 for "all in" services, do the girls expect a tip as well, and if so, what is sufficient? Also, is haggling with the Pappasan common? All of this remains a mystery with me.[/QUOTE]

In general unless otherwise quoted in the original price

In the oilies you pay the shop for the massage only. Any extra service you pay to the provider in the form of 500, 1000, 1500 for Hand Job, Blow Job and Full service respectively.

In the soapies full service is included in the price. If you get a real good service with 2 pops and you feel that she went over the limit for you then 500-1000 is a very good tip. If she is average 300 will do. If you are not satisfied don't give them anything even if they ask. At least that's what I am doing.

Watch out in some shopies you can take the girl (usually a little older and more experienced) only for massage and pay 700-1000 for that. Full service is not included in this price. Depending on the soapie another 1000-1500 directly to her will be good for her full service. I do it sometimes in ChaoPaya 2 when I am in need, primarily, of a good massage. They know that full service has not been paid and they try harder to get the money for it.

Remember money is not that important, as the big smile on your face is, after a good session. I always tip, allover the world, the ones who manage to give me that big smile.

Thank Buddha we're moving on from dissecting the Taxi trade. More about girlz, pleeze.

My fave of all times was "Gaye. ". About 20, full natural guns, a little taller than average, pretty with a laid back attitude. Pulled her from Erotica (3rd floor Nana Plaza in the back.) She had a euro-boyfriend at 17 who scooped her from a restaurant, and joined the game at 19 when he ditched her. The thing was, she really enjoyed s_x. The moans were genuine because she would whisper 'more, ' and 'yeah, yeah' in Thai, then nearly pass out after she let it rip. I saw her several times, and when I was lucky enough to return 6 mos later, she was there at Erotica. Not sure she remembered me, but I knew her. Sadly, 6 months put about 18 months on her look, but that's that life, I guess.

Anyone been to Erotica lately? . Going back end of the month.

Jck

[QUOTE=Jackzonian] She had a euro-boyfriend at 17 who scooped her from a restaurant, and joined the game at 19 when he ditched her[/QUOTE]
This guy is smart.

[QUOTE=Jackzonian]The thing was, she really enjoyed s_x.[/QUOTE]

You mean Sex?
I have found that Thai ladies really do enjoy sex in general. It is a natural source of pleasure and they are not shy to say what they like. Most Thai girls masturbate a lot. I am not sure western women are that horny.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]You mean Sex?
I have found that Thai ladies really do enjoy sex in general. It is a natural source of pleasure and they are not shy to say what they like. Most Thai girls masturbate a lot. I am not sure western women are that horny.[/QUOTE]
Nic,

Are you meeting a representative proportion of the Thai population, or just the super sexed ones?

I find that most Thais, including my GFs, are indeed shy to say exactly what they want or to talk about subjects like masturbation, initially. However they did greatly appreciate vibrators for when I was not around, even if they didn't consider them previously.

Many Thai girls would not know how to give a good blow job.

I think you are experiencing a non-represntative set of girls, as usual LOL ;)

I will agree that Thai girls are into having good sex. But I find they are a bit shy to be open about it with men, unless have known them for a while.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Nic,

Are you meeting a representative proportion of the Thai population, or just the super sexed ones?

I find that most Thais, including my GFs, are indeed shy to say exactly what they want or to talk about subjects like masturbation, initially. However they did greatly appreciate vibrators for when I was not around, even if they didn't consider them previously.

Many Thai girls would not know how to give a good blow job.

I think you are experiencing a non-represntative set of girls, as usual LOL ;)

I will agree that Thai girls are into having good sex. But I find they are a bit shy to be open about it with men, unless have known them for a while.[/QUOTE]


Obviously we are talking about non P4P girls here.

I think Thai girls like sex as much as anyone else, but they are initially more reserved than Western women. It takes them a while to loosen up and get comfortable with a man, but when they do it's worth the time and effort.

My wife had never used a vibrator until I introduced her to one. Now I am forever replacing the worn out batteries. She has told me sometimes she uses it several times a day when I am away. Better that than a Pu-a-noi. Guess I should get smart and spring for an electric model.

Agree with you on the blow job. I had to give Thai girls lots of instruction before they got it perfect. It's not that they didn't like doing a BJ, just that they weren't all that experienced and I'm not sure it comes natural to them because of their repressed upbringing.

Which kind of Thais are we talking about?

If we are talking about educated professional people o middle class people I agree that if you treat them nicely (no need in the "thai" way, just in a "international" way) you will be treated accordingly.

But if you are talking about bargirls, bargirls family and lower classes, the only thing they want from you is your money.

Not that it's wrong: they are basically poor people and they usually come from a village in the forest so they are entitled to do this.

And if a bargirl provides good sex I am more than happy to give her good money!
But that's it!

What do you think you can talk about with a taxi driver? The gaza crisis?

Or with a bargirl? The credit crunch?

At least you can discuss hot topic as how to feed baby buffalos...

Italy 1974

[QUOTE=Betong]Sorry, I wouldn't know about that.

I'll say it again: I believe that the most important way to get treated well by Thais is to learn the Thai style of politeness -- confident, good humored, and well spoken. Learn about "kan eng" and "kreng jai" and how they work. And you're right, this discussion doesn't really belong here, so I'll leave it at that.[/QUOTE]

Check out the front page item about an Aussie idiot who got snookered by a TSW over a period of years. (sorry Aussie-brothers) Once again, keep your cool in the l. O. S. While you're having the time of your life, there's danger everywhere. Sort of Heaven & Hell all mixed up like two spools of yarn.

The PDN is a great read for the violence and chaos! Love it.

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/[/url]

or

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/showfeature.php?FeatureID=0000001015[/url]

R.A.

Here is a suggestion. My buddy in China use to take the girls to his Condo, and drink, sing, play strip poker and at the same time play his xxxxxx tapes for the girls. He had tapes for everything, S&M, blowjobs, anal, etc.. This was his training tool. It seem to work because every year when I visit we would head off into China and his get away Condo and have a time of our lives. Never had a problem with a lousy blowjob.

I would stay away with the electric vibrator. With the juices flowing you don't want her to kill herself doing it. The voltage is too high man 230 in Thailand!

LBM

I phrased that post badly.- and I apologize in advance before Aussie Mongers assault me. I just meant "idiots. " The guy in the article happened to be an Aussie, but it could have been anybody. I have a lot of Aussie buds and Aussie are, in general, excellent dudes, tops. I lived there a couple of years so I know. I shouldn't have written it the way I did..but that guy was a sucker. Don't be a sucker. Thailand will chew you up and spit you out. But it's still the best place on the planet! No hard feelings, Lads. Jck

[QUOTE=Italy 1974]Which kind of Thais are we talking about?

If you are talking about bargirls, bargirls family and lower classes, the only thing they want from you is your money.[/QUOTE]Lower classes? How patronising. You're generalising about millions of people, and hence you are, almost by definition, wrong. What do you (or I) know about the thoughts and needs of the majority of ordinary people in Thailand? In general I have found people in Thailand (and all other SE Asian countries) to be friendly, warm-spirited and generous.

Even if you were just talking about a few girls from the Beergarden I'm not sure I would agree with you.

I reprint the old joke here: Q. How do you make a girl cum? Ans: Who Cares?

I didn't mean to imply TG do or don't enjoy sex, but I appreciate the sub-topic it inspired in my fellow dogs! I was really just saying that this filly did. And I'm pretty sure it had something to do with the 2-year deal she had with her first boyfriend. (Thanks, Hans.) There was a GFE aspect to it: inspired oral, abandon, nails-in-the-back, enjoyment, all over the map. And post-climax giggling you don't get all the time. I'm no fool, so I rarely if ever believe the usual acting (though I appreciate it! ) Gaye was the real deal.