Patpong: the feet, the fatty and the freshman
Patpong has not been on my to do list since 13 years and even then I only attended once with a semi-girlfriend, for dinner only. So I thought let's experience this. I'm not so experienced with gogo bars, so it was an evening to learn something new. I did not get laid nor did I want to, but at least three people were going to be very happy tonight: the feet, the fatty and the freshman. More on that later.
I went there by BTS and looked for the Patpong side streets. First I made a round to see what's what, but then got into King's Castle I. An ok sized gogo bar, with quite some talent (best I've seen tonight, though that is not saying everything). Watched a few rotations drinking a beer and then went on for King's Castle (no number I think).
Ok size bar as well, with a few hotties dancing in front. They were clearly there as eyecandy and did not do any effort to get called over to sit with customers. Only interested in a few high rollers. I was willing to buy, but they did not even look my way. Okay, if it is like that than suit yourself. Their loss, for me there are more fish in the pond and as stated I was not really into taking a girl out this evening.
I walked to Black Pagoda, upstairs at the third floor with the glass bridge across the street. Veni, vidi, bye bye! I went in but turned around straight away because of the lack of talent. A little further on the road there was Badabing, but I only saw a series of men sitting at benches with no girls. And I did not see any girls dancing. Perhaps I should have peeked in, but I did not bother at that time.
Next was King's Castle II, next to number I. Same same, nothing new. Some girls okay, but no real stunners. After this, I went to Triple XXX Lounge, with an ok number of girls dancing. Watched a few rotations and saw that one shift did not wear any panties, just a tiny see-through dress that did not cover everything. Nice, but it would have been better for me if there was full nudity or even showing titties. I had it after this bar, so went back to the hotel.
Summarizing: there were a few good looking girls, but they knew it and they were not interested in entertaining me. The other girls were always missing points on some front: no titties at all, too big ass / legs, face not pretty enough. They tried to make up for it in enthusiasm, but no thank you. OK, the bodies were mostly not fat, that much can be said. At every bar the first beer was 170 baht.
Will I return? Probably yes, because I did have a good time and did not get bored once (I'm not about getting laid all the time, but about collecting experiences). So this works for me, though I guess Nana can do the same.
A couple of things I can't believe though. Why would a guy pay a lot of money for a girl to sit next to him, but don't talk to her and don't touch her at all? I've witnessed this quite often tonight, especially with Korean and Japanese customers. Why? And how come some customers take out girls for ST when the girls are totally drunk? Also this I witnessed a few times, feeling sorry for the girl. The customer has the bad session coming, I don't pitty him. If a girl can not walk, she will not do anything to create a good session. Perhaps besides just laying on the bed, but for me that is definitely not a good session.
Now who got lucky tonight? At least the following three people:
1. The feet: at King's Castle I there was a guy next to me, with two girls. He was kissing the toes of the girls, peeping into the panties and licking lemon from their feet (from their shots). Having a blast! One girl was going crazy, shouting out of pleasure (so it seemed). The other girl (next to me); was looking around whether there was someone who could save her. I asked her in Thai if the guy was crazy and she said yes, definitely. She told me she was very shy and did not partake too much in the party. I did not wait around to see what happened, but I guess the guy took out the crazy girl and had a good party time with her. Well, he got what he was looking for, good for him!
2. The fatty: a guy and a fat woman (I think his wife) were both being serviced by two ladies at King's Castle (no number). The woman's boobs got a good workout and her own hands were all over the working girl. Suddenly they got up and disappeared. I don't think they took out any girl, but my guess was that the wife was so hot by then that she dragged the guy to their hotel. She must have given it well to the poor guy, while he was only thinking about the hottie back in the bar LOL.
3. The freshman: I saw a farang couple browsing the Patpong night market. Very young, blond, handsome guy and a really very pretty girl in all aspects. He was interested in the gogo bars, and peeped inside a few when walking by. But she took him along, not getting angry at him but instead trying to win him over to her side. I think if he yielded to his girlfriend in time, then he will have the time of his life tonight. She will show him why he is with her and how she is better than any of the gogo girls. Lucky guy LOL.