Cali Reports

[QUOTE=Panther32;2670609]Hi guys,

First off thanks for all the useful information in this thread, it's appreciated.

I need a little help regarding locations to stay in Cali so I would appreciate it if someone could do a breakdown of these areas for me since it seems kinda difficult to get a clear picture just by researching them. To be clear, the proximity of a certain casa or a strip club is not of a great importance to me, I'm only trying to understand what would be the best part of the city for me to spend 2-3 weeks in. I have enough experience so I'm not necessarily looking for the safest option out there in every sense of the word.

I understand Granada and El Penon areas are the most popular places to stay for visitors, everything you need is nearby and all that. Basically, San Fernando / Tequendama and southern parts near Universidad del Valle is what I need help with. San Fernando / Tequendama seem solid but not as nice as the other two and seem like places that go completely dead later in the day, aside form Parque del Perro area I guess. Am I wrong? And the south is the most difficult for me to grasp. Is it more chill and isolated or do you have everything the north offers too without needing to venture out to the other parts of the city on a daily basis? Is the transportation to and from the airport much more time consuming or only slightly? Is there a significant difference between El Ingenio, El Caney and Valle de Lili areas?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]You could divide the city in Half and not need to venture to the other half. I live in the south and have no need to go to the north and only go to meet a monger or to hang out with expats.

That being said why would you want to live in the south? I love it because it's more like an american neighborhood than the North is less apartments more houses. You can access the airport and everything the same way as you can in the North, but unless you planned to never go to the north I wouldn't stay in the south because although there's casa's strip clubs and massage parlors in the south the best clubs are in the north and most tinder chicks tend to live in Cordoba City or in the middle near Centro Grenada.

Unless you wanted to do extensive non monger things like go to Rio Pance I wouldn't necessarily stay in the south.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[QUOTE=Alabastern;2670205]Aside from the flights how much money would one need to live in Colombia month like a King and afford the best pussy Colombia has to offer.[/QUOTE]No one can tell you that but the more money the better. You indicated that you would budget 2 million COP a week, That might be a ballpark figure.

If I came to Colombia I'd consider Cartegena over Cali.

And Medellin over both.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2670075]Man you are funny. Before coming up with all these fantasies you need to first learn about culture.

Why does it have to be a college girl?.[/QUOTE]Bro really has a Fantasy on his hands. What's the chances of running into some college girl, on vacation, willing to have sex with you and other strange women. I'm not killing your fantasies but it's going to be a challenge pulling it together or being that lucky.

" Give her an offer she can't resist but not too high", chiiit. I would hate to have to set up those numbers. But it ain't my fantasy. Once again may your prices go down and your passion stay up!

[QUOTE=Alabastern;2670205]Aside from the flights how much money would one need to live in Colombia month like a King and afford the best pussy Colombia has to offer.[/QUOTE]Hey Simi are you and Prince Hakeem coming to do your thing in Columbia now?

[QUOTE=TripleDarknes;2670920]You could divide the city in Half and not need to venture to the other half. I live in the south and have no need to go to the north and only go to meet a monger or to hang out with expats.

That being said why would you want to live in the south? I love it because it's more like an american neighborhood than the North is less apartments more houses. You can access the airport and everything the same way as you can in the North, but unless you planned to never go to the north I wouldn't stay in the south because although there's casa's strip clubs and massage parlors in the south the best clubs are in the north and most tinder chicks tend to live in Cordoba City or in the middle near Centro Grenada..[/QUOTE]Thanks, this was very helpful.

If your a newbie DO NOT stay in the south Cali area. The north is where is the main action is at, and you want to be close to it. My suggestion is to stay north of the Cali River. Thats where Ave. Sexta is at plus Grenada. Its much safer and more upscale. Lots of restaurants, bars, night clubs and shopping (Centro Commercial Centenario and Chipichape mall) plus Dr. Amor, casas, Bar La 20, and San Sonero are just a little past the river etc. Plus downtown.

Arrived in Cali at 7:00 AM on a red-eye from NYC. Don't ask. Avianca is not my favorite airline. Fine once you get on the plane, but impossible to contact if they do shitty things like change your flight on your. Which they did. Anyway, I was in luck because the Airbnb host had no previous guest. I was allowed in at 8 AM and took a long nap to the sound of the pouring rain. I have a few places in Cali I have gone before and decided to check them out. It's taxis all the way in Cali. Esp. When it gets dark. Calenas at the south side of town was my first stop. Knock to get in. About five girls and about five dudes. Girls all on the chunky side, sitting in the shadows, not interested in me. It was about six o'clock and I thought maybe on a Saturday night the action would start early. Silly me. After an expensive beer -- 8 K -- I left.

The next place I went to is something else. Olimpus Bar. If you know of any other place like it in Colombia, please tell me about it. I think it's unique in Cali. But correct me if I am wrong. You pay a 5 k cover, show your Vax card and you're in. Here's the thing: The girls are all buck naked. Started out with about ten girls lounging about and by the time I left there was about 20. In this place they all come up to you, one by one, introduce themselves and shake your hand. This happens in a lot of places, but to have them do it totally nude is a treat. One or two were in my wheelhouse and I could have been swooned by them. But in general they were in the 6 to 8 range. Another guy would certainly have found that body type attractive. Again, it was early and I stayed about an hour, just marveling at how lovely they all were.

But had other places on my list. Went to Manatial de Liz. Not my cup of tea. Overpriced. Only one girl stood out to me and she was taken. The guy tries to upsell you on the Combo package. I had expected a place like Eventos Liz, which was a legit strip bar I had been to before. Was here years ago and kind of liked it, but the security guard told me that that place is gone. Not sure if it is true, but it made sense. I walked over to Lindas Caras which is not that far away. A pair of SW on Ave. 6 looked nice, but looked very much like pros. We spoke a moment, but I had Lindas Caras on my mind. That place had always been fine for me.

So I continued on to LC. As I was about to knock, a girl stuck her head in and said "we closed now. " I couldn't believe it. It wasn't 9:00 yet and the place is supposed to be open until 10-. Plus it's Sat night. I said something absurd, like, I didn't believe her, and she told me to wait. A few minutes later a guy showed up. He let me in. I said, Why are you closing? He said that it wasn't closing. I asked why did that girl say you were? He said she should not have said that. But in fact there were only 3 girls. They came out. Big, big women. One had the biggest ass I have ever seen on a human being. I took a pass. Taxi over the Bar 20. Walked around a bit in the streets around the bar. It was dark, but I felt safe walking on the well lit streets. Found a young one who would not do BBBJ. I offered a tip and she said no. I agreed anyway as she was so cute. And I do desperate. On the way to the Motel she says, How much of a tip? I knew I had her then. So. As you might expect with a young one, not very into it. Telling me the time was almost up. Telling me she did not do such-and-such. Anyway, I always make the mistake of picking the wrong girl on my first night in town. So it was below average over all. But she was cute and had a nice smile. And I left satisfied. 50 k plus tip of 20 k for BBBJ and 13 k for the room. Taxi driver took me to my favorite empanada lady on Cra 22 and I was in heaven.

Day Two: I was saving the actual Bar 20 for my second day. But I took my time. Walked from my Airbnb near San Antonio, over past Parque Caicedo -- no SW there -- to Parque San Nicolas -- nothing but homeless people -- and down Calle 21, where there were no SW to be found. Late Sunday afternoon. Must be at church. Went to Bar 20. Again. I arrived early. But it's Sunday, right? People party on Sundays. Well, about 15 girls in the bar and about 20 guys. I was there for about two hours and no new girls showed up. Quality was like I found everywhere in Cali -- 6 to 8. Again, you might like them. Just no stunners on this particular night. It's always hit or miss in Cali. I decided to walk around to see who might be out on the street. I walked down 21st street to Cra. 10. This is where all the locals were drinking and partying. The whole street was packed with people outside drinking. And a lot of SW out plying their trade. It was still light out, so I felt safe walking up and down. Some girls were in a large pack, which was off putting as I was alone. A few were in doorways on lonely street corners off of Calle 21. I approached three separate ones -- very promising girls who stirred my nether regions. All flatly refused BBBJ. No amount of tip would change their minds. Too bad. Went back to Bar 20 and saw one girl with a nice smile who I had noticed earlier. We chatted. The standard rate is 80 K for half hour. I asked about BBBJ. She said no. I said what about if I give you a tip? She smiled, but shook her head "no". I said, how about a tip of 20 K? She smiled but did not respond. I kept at it. 30 K? 40 K? Before I even mentioned 50 K I knew that I had her. She said, OK, but you better shower first. Up in the room there is a round bed and a nice mirror. She made sure I washed little Eddie well. Fun time was had by me. Overall, excellent in spite of her being a generous 7 on my particular scale. Total damage 80+50 = 130 k. Finished with my own happy ending -- Empanadas at Dona Marta's empanada wagon.

Day Three: Off to Santa Marta. Expectations are low based on thin reports here on the SM pages.

Now THIS is a report, Good job at Edward Q No over selling no bullshit. In the clubs and Casas outisde of Deluxe VIP finding what I'd call a universal dime is it hit or miss.

Frankly if you're not an ass Man or don't particularly like Black women or their body types I wouldn't make a trip to Cali for mongering. Not to say their isn't a plethora of light skinned women or spinners but Cali is known for Cali Curves so if you don't like that.

For example, That big assed chick in Caras Lindas I'm pretty sure it's the same Black chick that I saw when I took a African Monger to the club, I didn't partake (I never go to clubs anymore myself) If I was going to take something it would be her. But that's my preference a bootylicious natural ass.

Same thing with Bar 20 and Dr. Amor again a lot of spinners in both places but the one's who look the most like Beyonce in the body get the most attention.

Not really sure why you couldn't get BBBJ's but streetmeat and clubwomen are so popular that they set the rules.

I know one chica in Bar 20 took a blast in the mouth with my yougurt gun because even though she had a stupendous ass I was having wood problems in the condom.

I dealt with non pros ever since.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

Came in to Cali yesterday all happy. I had gone out with a chick in Barranquilla and I was hyped because she had come to see her aunt in Cali a couple of days ago and I was going to meet up with her again. I had been up all night and had the 7 am flight so I was really tired. From the Indriver I hit old girl up and asked her what time we were going to lunch. She said what do you mean; you are too far away in Barraquilla. I said didn't I tell you that where ever you go, I go? I am in Cali. She said she would come at 1 pm. So I went to the hotel and took a nap.

Woke up and she said she was on the way but I needed to be downstairs to pay the taxi. When she got there she said it was 25,000. I gave her the 3rd degree. I said where did you come from, Bogota? I showed her how I paid 25,000 on Indriver to come from the airport. But she has a car at home and does not even have the apps on her phone.

We went to Chipichape Mall and ate at Crepes & Waffles. Everything was going smooth just as it did in Barraquilla. I am really digging this chick. She had to get her daughters some food and take it to her aunt's house. She got them some Frisby from the food court. She was about to leave and I told her that I would ride with her. She had called the ripoff guy to come back and pick her up. I said no way. I called Indriver for 12,000. Women will always fuck up, especially if it is not their money.

Got to the aunt's house and told the Indriver guy I was going back to Granada and he could wait on me if he wanted. I told him to pull into the driveway but for some reason he stayed waiting on that busy street during rush hour. She told me that like 1000 people live in the house. We went upstairs and there was a young guy maybe 22 with his phone. I said what's up, but he did not even look at me. Then her daughters came out of the room to meet me. I went back downstairs and jumped in the Indriver. When I got to the hotel the total was like 26,0000.

I was writing to old girl and she started hinting around about money. I pretended that I did not understand. She said I need more that just to eat. A woman needs things. I said wait a minute. I did not know you were a hooker. You could have saved us both some time by telling me this beforehand. She said I am not a hooker, but bla bla bla. I told her that I understand and good luck. She kept writing but I was like whatever.

I was supposed to meet up with 2 of my ex-girlfriend's while here, but those broads always have more excuses that a little bit. One told me that her daughter was sick and so and so. The other said she was about to pick her son up from nursery and it is the only quality time she gets to spend with him. I said bih you see him every damn day! Makes me glad their husband and boyfriend ran out on them. Fuck them!

I woke up at 10:30 and saw I had some messages. I hit a chocolate cutie pie from Cupid up and asked her when she was coming to see me. She said you arrived in Cali? I said yes. She asked where I was and just so happened she was at a doctor's appointment close by. She said said would come when she finished about 1. Well she finished about 12 and pulled up in a taxi. She got out and said goodness. I did not know it was so close. I could have walked. Evidently the doctor's office is like 100 meters away on the same street. I taught her that she should always look in google maps first to see how far something is.

About this time I was talking with Trip figuring out what we would do. We decided to meet at Chipichape so me and old girl hopped an Indriver. She had said she wanted to eat chicken and rice. Well here is that Japanese place but the line is long. Walk over to Frisby and the line is not as long, but Frisby is notorious for taking forever to prepare your order. Look over to KFC and there is no line, so I said let's go there. Hit Trip and asked if he wanted chicken. He did, so I got the 8 piece, fries, 2 boxes of popcorn chicken, family-size coleslaw, and 4 drinks. These dumbasses put everything on the tray as if we were all going to eat from the same trough. I said we need more containers to split this coleslaw up. And do you have any plates for us for this chicken? They were looking at me like I was dumb and I was looking at them like they were stupid.

We sat down and started eating waiting for Trip. That girl tore into that chicken like it was her first meal out of jail. She said where is the rice? I said there is no rice. We got these fries and this slaw. She opened the slaw and said I do not like this. Then she took a taste and her eyes lit up. She said yes I love this. She put some into an extra container. So now I understand that this chick is really like raw and unsophisticated.

Since we had too much popcorn chicken she was going to take a box home to her daughter. She put it directly into her backpack. I said sweetheart don't put it in like that. You will get grease all inside your bag. Go get a bag from the people to put it in. She said no and then tried to put it into a half eaten bag of carmel popcorn that was in her bag. I said girl go over there and get a bag from those folks. Just then trip came up. He only at like 2 pieces of chicken so he handed her the rest to take home. That chick threw all that food in her bag like it was Christmas Eve and she was about to have a feast. It was time for her to get to work so I borrowed 5,000 from Trip so I could give her 10,000 for her taxi to get there. She stood up and I said kiss. Man that chick went into attack mode on my mouth and tongue. I said nooo. We just finished eating. She hit me up later thanking me very much for everything.

After old girl left me and Trip decided to hit some casas. If you ever go with him you better bring a good pair of shoes. He had me walking around this mf like it was nobody's business. I need the exercise and to lose some pounds but damn! I just looked that shit up. Just say from Chipichape to Bar La 20 is 3.1 km and 40 minutes. Of course we stopped off at places and what not, but that is the general area we ended up in from like 1:30 pm to 8 pm.

The first stop was a spot off the 6 called Cyber World. At least I think that is what the name was. I remembered all day and just forgot right now. But anyway you go in and pay 5500 pesos per hour. I thought it was a bit weird so I questioned the guy. He said yes it is 5500 per hour but if you stay 3 hours it is 4500 per hour. I said people actually stay here 3 hours? He said all the time. So he gave us some little chips with numbers on them. And now that I fucking think about it, maybe those were the booths we were supposed to go in! (To be explained further in the report.).

So we leave that front room and go through a door. The first thing we saw about 20 feet ahead on the right was what appeared to be a trans dude. We both agreed it was a dude and when we got closer with further inspection it was definitely a dude. So the chicks (and the trans) were in these booths with doors and each booth had a computer from 1998 and a plastic chair. I figured they were on some online webcam shit. I go into a booth and ask a chick how much. And she said 25,000 here or 35,000 upstairs.

Then I asked her why everyone has computers. She explained but I was like wait a minute. This shit makes no sense at all to me. Maybe I am missing something. All the computers are linked together. When someone writes it has their booth number on it. You can also send private messages. I am like but who the fuck are you talking to. She said guys in the booths. That is why you have this number. But we are fucking right here talking face to face. Why would I need to go in a booth and write to you on a computer? This must be some old freak fantasy shit, because I can not wrap my head around going to a booth typing to folks I can not see, when I can just walk around and see them and talk face to face. The chick stepped out of the booth to go to the toilet or something so before she came back I had Trip decoy her while I took pictures of her booth.

So we kept walking around the place fucking with the chicks. They all had on bikinis. Then I had another chick explain it to me. I said but it makes no sense not to see who you are typing to. She said but then you can go to their room and knock on the door if it is not already open and see them. I said but you can do that without typing. And for instance that is a dude over there right? She said yes. I said what if I was typing and I went to the room and it was him? I would be like what kind of bullshit is this. She started laughing.

Then we went to an empty booth and I tried to mess around on the computer. I could not type (don't know why - maybe the booth has to be activated), but I could read messages that other people had written. I think the only one that was writing was the trans. It showed his booth number and next to it he had written trans and all the stuff he wanted to do to someone or he wanted someone to do to him.

We ended up leaving out of there just as confused as we were when we went in. But the short of it is that you can go in and pay 5,500. You can bend a chick over the chair in the booth and fuck her for 25,000 or take her upstairs where there are supposed to be more comfortable rooms for 35,000. I think the time was for 30 minutes. So I guess the chips with the numbers on them were the booths we were supposed to go in and type from. I fuck chicks all of the time and it only takes 1 minute to get some pussy around this place. The little adventures like this is what gets me going.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2674878]After old girl left me and Trip decided to hit some casas. If you ever go with him you better bring a good pair of shoes. He had me walking around this mf like it was nobody's business. I need the exercise and to lose some pounds but damn! I just looked that shit up. Just say from Chipichape to Bar La 20 is 3.1 km and 40 minutes. Of course we stopped off at places and what not, but that is the general area we ended up in from like 1:30 pm to 8 pm.

The first stop was a spot off the 6 called Cyber World. At least I think that is what the name was. I remembered all day and just forgot right now. But anyway you go in and pay 5500 pesos per hour. I thought it was a bit weird so I questioned the guy. He said yes it is 5500 per hour but if you stay 3 hours it is 4500 per hour. I said people actually stay here 3 hours? He said all the time. So he gave us some little chips with numbers on them. And now that I fucking think about it, maybe those were the booths we were supposed to go in! (To be explained further in the report.).

So we leave that front room and go through a door. The first thing we saw about 20 feet ahead on the right was what appeared to be a trans dude. We both agreed it was a dude and when we got closer with further inspection it was definitely a dude. So the chicks (and the trans) were in these booths with doors and each booth had a computer from 1998 and a plastic chair. I figured they were on some online webcam shit. I go into a booth and ask a chick how much. And she said 25,000 here or 35,000 upstairs.

Then I asked her why everyone has computers. She explained but I was like wait a minute. This shit makes no sense at all to me. Maybe I am missing something. All the computers are linked together. When someone writes it has their booth number on it. You can also send private messages. I am like but who the fuck are you talking to. She said guys in the booths. That is why you have this number. But we are fucking right here talking face to face. Why would I need to go in a booth and write to you on a computer? This must be some old freak fantasy shit, because I can not wrap my head around going to a booth typing to folks I can not see, when I can just walk around and see them and talk face to face. The chick stepped out of the booth to go to the toilet or something so before she came back I had Trip decoy her while I took pictures of her booth.

So we kept walking around the place fucking with the chicks. They all had on bikinis. Then I had another chick explain it to me. I said but it makes no sense not to see who you are typing to. She said but then you can go to their room and knock on the door if it is not already open and see them. I said but you can do that without typing. And for instance that is a dude over there right? She said yes. I said what if I was typing and I went to the room and it was him? I would be like what kind of bullshit is this. She started laughing.

Then we went to an empty booth and I tried to mess around on the computer. I could not type (don't know why - maybe the booth has to be activated), but I could read messages that other people had written. I think the only one that was writing was the trans. It showed his booth number and next to it he had written trans and all the stuff he wanted to do to someone or he wanted someone to do to him.

We ended up leaving out of there just as confused as we were when we went in. But the short of it is that you can go in and pay 5,500. You can bend a chick over the chair in the booth and fuck her for 25,000 or take her upstairs where there are supposed to be more comfortable rooms for 35,000. I think the time was for 30 minutes. So I guess the chips with the numbers on them were the booths we were supposed to go in and type from. I fuck chicks all of the time and it only takes 1 minute to get some pussy around this place. The little adventures like this is what gets me going.[/QUOTE]Even I didn't expect to walk that much but we went with it.

I was shown that place but an expat but that was the first time I actually went in. But I was there and I can confrim the place is 25000 COP. That's cheaper than even street meat and Plaza Caicedo and Plaza Caicedo is the cheapest Streetwalkers in Town Cheaper than even the Vennies on Calle 20 in San Nicholas. That's 6. 50 USD. Granted you get what you pay for mainly 5's and maybe a few 6's here and there and for 25 K you fuck in the smallest closet space imaginable or for 10 K more you get a proper room.

It's across the street from the Ice cream shop across from Caras Lindas. Caras Lindas had some great talent on hand for 80 K for an half hour. It was pretty slow in San Senaro and on the street on Calle 20. But Hotel del Rey was poppin' plenty of Talent and they asked for 60 and Mr. E negoitated down. I paid more for more GFE.

Again if you like curves and want to pay rock bottom prices Cali is your town basically it's like Plaza Botero in Medellin but bigger more spead out and cheaper.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2674878]After old girl left me and Trip decided to hit some casas. If you ever go with him you better bring a good pair of shoes. He had me walking around this mf like it was nobody's business. I need the exercise and to lose some pounds but damn! I just looked that shit up. Just say from Chipichape to Bar La 20 is 3.1 km and 40 minutes. Of course we stopped off at places and what not, but that is the general area we ended up in from like 1:30 pm to 8 pm.

[/QUOTE]Glad you guys are having fun in Cali, and I'm looking forward to reading your reports for the week. I've booked my vacation this year for Cali in November. I'm looking forward to it, and will monitor this thread all year, thanks.

[QUOTE=TripleDarknes;2675067]Again if you like curves and want to pay rock bottom prices Cali is your town basically it's like Plaza Botero in Medellin but bigger more spead out and cheaper.

Hope this Helps..[/QUOTE]I'm going in July. I cannot wait, I've already seen a couple of Cali chicks on IG and they really do got bodies like the Sistas in the states. Hopefully they have better attitudes.

The Calle 20 street meat falls into the 40 to 60,000 COP range plus 5 to 12 COP for the room.

San senero Club chicas ask for 70,000 K plus room but will accept 50,000 and they'll pay the room fee easily.

Hotel del rey chicas go to 60 K and they will accept 50 K or eat the 10 K room fee.

Bar LE Veinte chicas ask for 80 K Pesos They actually have a strip show in Bar 20 occasionally again much cheaper than Club Deluxe (600,000 K) or Eventos Liz (140,000) Cop or Caleanas VIP (140 K).

Caras Lindas girls go for 75 K per half hour. The Downside is that the chicas will only do a quickline up and leave the place is open in the daytime and closes around 8:30 pm That being said they have some decent looking woman in their almost on par with the more expensive Dr. Amor which costs around 140 K.

There's a plethora of bars on Calle 20 and in the whole San Nicolas district so there's a decent chance that you'll find something that interests the extreme cheap charlies.

I used Columbian Pesos because the USD has fluctuated against the Peso and you should be thinking in Pesos regardless.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.