Guarenteed if you were rich:
[QUOTE=TJ2015;1842616]Just got back from an epic 12 hour sesh at HK. Dropped like 650 bucks for everything. Fucked 3 chicks. Blew like 10 loads. If I was rich and didn't have to work everyday I would do that every night amigos.[/QUOTE]YOU would not be RICH for long! Jajaja!
Poor experience at HK Club
For the past several months, I just read posts here. Today, I would share my experience.
For the past 4 months, I went to Tijuana and visited HK club for over 20+ times. Generally, I like this bar. That is the reason I frequent it. However, it changes my mind for my recent experience.
My biggest concern and complain is "bait and switch". Generally, I would negotiate very clearly with the girl beforehand. However, some would not honor what is agreed once in the room. One girl once even told me the I should end earlier since she needs 15 minutes for shower during the session. What? I am not paying to see your shower! I did not complain for sympathy since I later know she has a 1 year old baby to support.
I first complained it last Nov (or Dec). When I was in the room with a girl. They knocked the door and announced: time's up. It is just about 10 min (since I saw my watch). The girl would not continue. I yelled back to the staff outside. But again, just barely 5 min, they bothered me again. Now, the girl left. I was mad with it and complained to the front desk. However, they denied SB. Did so and even told me the manager was not present. It is better for me to come back later. I was not satisfied with their manner. Finally, they called in a captain in charge. The captain said I might make mistake: possibly the staff was knocking the other door and I mistake it as mine. Although, the hotel and the club belong to the same group, they are managed by separate administration. Dissatisfied with it, I came back 2 days later and finally saw the manager (A). The manager seems nice. He called in another guy (B) and finally offers me one night stay for free. Although, the manager gave me a voucher (free stay), I did not use it even now. Actually, I am not asking for compensation, it is just their manner that matters!
In between Dec and mid Feb, I also visited HK several times and everything seemed fine.
In late Feb, I went to HK again and went to the hotel with one girl. We negotiated everything beforehand. But the trick happened again. In the room, she would not allow kiss just a few minutes later. Actually, she approached me several times when I was there before, asking for $120-100. I just shrugged off it. This time, she approached me again and promised that she would offer me the best time for (1400 peso + $5). I also specifically told her "beso con lengua (french kiss). She told me that I can do anything upstairs. Thus I agreed. I was not happy since she refused to honor what was agreed. I left $5 on the table (1400 peso already paid once in the room), saying I would complain it. She stopped me and yelled outside. In a while, the guy (B) in the uniform with"security" showed up. He would not listen to me and just claimed that I was a trouble-maker since it is the 2nd time. What? I've visited here for over 20+ times in barely 5 months, that is barely 10% complaint rate. He dragged me in the room and talked with the girl in Spanish. I totally had no idea what they were talking. Suddenly, the girl charged forward to hit me on the chest. I pushed her away, asking her to calm down. Then, the security (B) suddenly acted in mad, saying that I was beating the girl. I asked him if he saw the girl hit me and I just defended myself. He said he only saw I was "beating" the girl. Then, he dragged me outside, pushing hard my arms upward and forcing me against the corner. He even threatened to put me in jail. In the mean time, the girl robbed me another $5, since she claimed that I did not pay her the remaining balance. (I've already paid 1400 pesos, why would default a small $5? She tipped the guy (B) and kicked me and left. Of course, the guy (B) ignored all this. It was not until another staff showed up that be finally behaved normally. They called in many other persons and talked in Spanish and did not even give me an opportunity to explain the situation.
It was a terrible experience. The security (B) colluded with the girl and beat me in the corner and the room (no camera). He even slandered that I would not pay and just ask for compensation. That is ridiculous! I earn a decent income. I spend money for fun, not for torture.
I complained it to HK admin. It is because I still trust they, as a reputable company, know how to conduct business in a honest manner. It is a shame they treated (insulted & threatened) me this way.
The left-handed ISG surfer
His mom should spank him for typing with his left hand while the working the stick hard with his right hand. Hehehe.
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First Solo trip to the Zona & a second trip with my wingman
Thanks to all the guys on the board for their assistance in making this trip happen. Captain Solo, Long Dong Silva, Jackie888, and many others, thank you for your contributions.
On a sunny Friday morning in mid October I drove down from LA and parked at the border lot next to the Jack in the Box. $8 for 8 hours. After a short walk to the border I breezed through Mexican customs who checked my passport, but nothing else. After crossing and heading down the ramp I was approached by a taxi driver with decent English and got my ride to HK, tipping him a dollar on the five dollar fare because I'm in a good mood and he seems like a nice guy.
As I got out of the taxi I was greeted by several toothless wonders who would rate a solid 8 or 9 on the homeless drug addict scale. I grabbed my backpack, rushed by them and went up the stairs to Hotel Cascadas. I checked in around 2 and headed up to the room. $70 on a Friday night is kind of a lot for the 3rd world, but the rooms are decent enough, save for the well-used, budget bed sheets. Bring your own sheets like my buddy does if you like. It's probably worth the $15, but I'm a pretty cheap bastard, and $15 goes pretty far in Tijuana. I settled into the room and took a nap, having had a long week at work.
I ventured out around 6:45 to grab a tooth brush from the Oxxo across the street because I habitually forget at least one toiletry item every trip. I picked up tooth paste, a tooth brush, some mouth wash, and a little container of chocolate milk for less than $5. I got back to the room and was excited, but nervous, and wanted to drink a little to calm down. I ended up guzzling a bunch of Jack and proceeded to get way too drunk, way too early. I went down to HK for the first time around 7:20 and there were plenty of tables, but I didn't want to sit down because I was still taking everything in. I walked around the club and had more women grab my junk in one hour than the rest of my life up to this point combined. It was great. Around 8 or so the whiskey really kicked in and I realized I was entirely too faded to do anything productive with the chicas, so I actually went back to the room and laid down again.
There I lay, drunk and disappointed with myself for sabotaging my night. I ended up sleeping a little more and sobering up somewhat. When I went down to HK again around 1 am the club was packed. I talked with a lot of fellow gringos of all ages and the chicas, of course, and had a great time. I've never gone to a club, strip or otherwise, by myself, but I had a great time here and was totally at ease. I didn't deal with any of the machismo type of BS and posturing that one encounters in American night clubs; everyone was just having a good time.
I was approached by multiple chicas, none of whom I was really interested in. I found about half a dozen great girls, but I couldn't pick one. I encounter the same problem shopping for Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream. Too many good options. I walked around for half an hour before I first saw "Chica Leah" dancing on stage. She had long dark hair and was slim and toned like a go go dancer. She turned around and I exclaimed "Jesus Christ" when I saw her angelic face. She got picked up by a gringo guy and his girlfriend as soon as she left the stage. And just like that, Chica Leah disappeared.
I wandered around for the next two hours trying to find Chica Leah and, in the alternative, narrow my options down. I finally had it down to two when, lo and behold, Chica Leah walked out of some back area I had missed. It was almost 4 am at this point, so I approached her immediately and told her I wanted to buy her a drink. She tried unsuccessfully to get a mesero's attention by calling to him from behind, so she ultimately gave him a kick in the ass with her boot. I liked this girl already. We found a spot in the back area to sit down and started chatting. Her English wasn't great, but it was good enough to hold a conversation. I told her it was my first time at a place like this and I wasn't sure what to do. She smiled and told me to relax, that I was the boss, and we can do whatever I like. Stay down here and drink. Go upstairs. You set the pace. I tried to kiss her, as I'the seen a significant amount of that going on with other girls, but she gave some excuse about not kissing guys because she kisses her kids.
Later, as she had my balls in her mouth, I thought about how nonsensical this excuse was, but I wasn't about to pick apart her logic. I still don't believe she had kids. This girl had no stretch marks or anything of any kind. Just flawless skin with a toned physique, flat stomach, and a little ass with the lower back dimples I love so much. I'the give her a solid 9 on the body and an 8. 5 on the face. She undid her top, gave me a lap dance, and encouraged me to feel her up all over as we sat having a drink. She told me her breasts were implants, about a full be or small see, which complemented her thin frame. They felt great and I never would guessed they were enhanced.
I was horny, but running on fumes at that point, so I let her know I wanted to go upstairs. She explained that there was a flat rate of $80 for half an hour. I wasn't going to nickel and dime her because she was beyond hot. She led me by the hand out of the club and upstairs to Cascadas we went. Up in the room, she noticed that I had a Caramello bar and asked for a piece of it. Yes, of course sweetie, you're naked in my hotel room and I'm more than happy to feed young women chocolate. Only one piece a day she said, which made sense given her tight little body. She got me hard and sucked on my balls for a bit, then put on one of the condoms I'd brought over. I tried FIV but she complained that "it feels weird," so I digressed. No matter. She gave me a CBJ for a while and then I banged her for a bit.
As I was on top of her missionary I looked down at her beautiful face and started laughing at my good fortune. Here I was, in a foreign country, with a chick that is entirely out of my league, banging her while half drunk at 4 am. I think it weirded her out because she asked me what was wrong. I explained that she was beautiful and I was just laughing because I was having so much fun. Ultimately, after some doggie, I realized that due to my alcohol intake and fatigue. And maybe some nerves. I wasn't going to finish this way. Without complaint she went back to a CBJ and finished me off pretty quickly with me releasing with the condom on while it was in her mouth. I'the never gotten a blowjob with a condom on, but it did the trick and I enjoyed it.
She grabbed the condom off me, cleaned me up a little bit, and then went to the bathroom and sink to clean up. I offered to let her take a shower, but she wasn't interested. I paid her and she gave me a hug and a peck on the cheek. I guess the gentlemanly thing to do would have been to walk her back downstairs, but I was still in a state of bliss / shock and was beyond tired at this point, so I just walked her to the door and got back in bed. Would definitely repeat with her. Sweet girl.
I fell asleep almost immediately and woke up 5 hours later at 9 am. I was a little hung over, but unable to sleep any longer, so I packed up my backpack and caught a cab back to the border. I waited about 45 minutes to an hour at the border trying to cross on a Saturday morning. In retrospect, I should have waited around until my energy came back, gone for another round, and traveled back later in the day. (On my next trip I crossed at about 1 pm on a Saturday and only waited about 15 minutes. Live and learn.) The guy at CBP asked where I'the been and what I was doing. Zona Norte. Having fun. He smirked and I crossed back over without any issues.
I took my second trip with a buddy of mine in mid-February. This time, with a wingman, I felt much more comfortable touring La Zona. We arrived just after 10 pm on Friday night. We checked into Cascadas then stopped by HK, Adelitas, then the Chicago Club. Adelitas had better chicas than I'the expected based on the reviews, but the ambiance wasn't nearly that of HK. Had a beer and walked around and left. Chicago Club was almost completely dead. Maybe 3 girls, none of whom were worth any attention. We walked about ten feet in and left immediately.
As we walked around the block the street girls called out to us with the "chi-chi" sound. I loved it. One cute literally hit on my friend and me, punching us both in the shoulder as we walked by. She was really cute and I'm going to try to find her again on my next trip.
We ultimately ended up back at Hong Kong. There were too many good choices. After a couple hours of dicking around, I grabbed one particularly tight-bodied chica and sat her down to buy her a drink. As soon as the drink arrived she had a quick swig of it and got up without really saying anything and left. I was confused and pissed off. My buddy ran into her much later in the night and she explained that she had to leave me because it was her turn to go dance on stage. Bad timing. Whatever. She tried to talk him into arriba for about 20 minutes as he sat around the stage watching the other girls, but he wasn't having it since she screwed me over.
I found another girl, sat her down, and got her a drink. I quickly realized that she didn't speak much English, and, compared to Chica Leah, she was much, much less bubbly and sweet. I should have taken it as a sign, but, once again, she was hot and I was tired and just wanted to get it done before I fell asleep. I agreed to $80 for upstairs. We got up there and she got me hard enough to get a condom on pretty quickly. I had to motion for her to give me a CBJ. She went for about 20 seconds and then stopped and looked at me. "Mas," I said. She went another 15 seconds and stopped. You've got to be kidding me. "Mas. " Another 15 seconds. At this point I was exasperated and tired. She hopped on and rode me for a bit, then some missionary, then doggie. Maybe 5-10 minutes.
I realized again that, due to too much booze, fatigue, and nerves, I wasn't going to finish this way, so I got out of her and motioned for her to blow me again. She pretended not to understand. "Chuparme," I said with my limited Spanish. She gave me a quizzical look. Ugh. Alright you lazy chica, you won this round. Now I'm pissed off again and still tired so I just took the condom off, gave her the money and she left. I didn't catch her name, but she had a Santa Muerte tattoo on her back. I can't remember where exactly, but I know she wasn't "Lidia" (another chica with a Santa Muerte tattoo because I remember it wasn't where Lidia's tattoo is supposed to be). I'the rate her body an 8, face a 7, and her attitude a 3. Won't repeat. My buddy ended up staying up til 6 am tipping the chicas on stage and having a great time. He got a burger, fries, and a coke at Azul and went to bed. He said the burger was alright, but the fries were pretty good.
I woke up around 10:30 and took a stroll by myself around the block. Some girls were already working the alley, but it was early and I was just scouting anyway, so I went back to Cascadas. Around 11:30 am my buddy woke up and knocked on the door. He'the found an alley girl pretty late in the night and had a great time with her. I decided that an alley girl was the ticket, so we checked out of Cascadas around 12:30 and walked around to find one for me. My buddy, great guy that he is, waited downstairs in the alley while I went up with a 20 year old little blonde chica. I didn't catch her name. I asked her for "mamada solamente" and she quoted $20. I paid another $5 for the room and ended up tipping her $5 on top of her rate once we finished up. She gave me a solid CBJ with good effort for about 15 minutes. She spoke little English, but she smiled a lot and was a sweetheart. My faith in chicas having been restored since my bad encounters with the two chicas at HK the night prior, I left feeling satisfied.
We crossed the border around 1 or so and breezed through. On the drive back my buddy, more than once, seriously suggested we just hit up the ATM and turn around. "We can still make it back there way earlier than we arrived last night. Let's do it. " I was tired so I declined. There's always next time. We are heading back again this weekend and I intend to find a better girl earlier in the day / night and have a better time. I also want to hit up Golden Palace, since my buddy said he saw some cutes from there eating at Azul around 6 am as he was finishing up his night.
So thanks everybody. I can't wait for my next trip this weekend and will use the tips and experiences you've all shared to have a great time. Have fun!