Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2584037]So what is the constructive recommendation? If it would be a problem to be discovered to be a facebook punter then you are best served to choose whether you want to use facebook with friends and families or with providers. If you do both you will eventually be found out. Please direct all blowback to facebook. I don't make their rules.[/QUOTE]I'm not on Facebook, and I know lot's of other people who are not on it all for the very same reasons you point out. And for the younger punters with long working careers ahead of them, some companies do "social media" backround checks on job applicants as well, so just something else for guys to be concerned about besides family and friends potentially discovering your a punter.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2583851]I know we are talking about the same puta, the dinkiest spinner with jet black straight hair that hangs in front of the park. Definitely not a midget as all things are in proportion, and I always check her out, and have thought about trying it out, but even though she is so dinky, who knows how tight she is, she might open up like a house when you put it in her.

Today at about 5 PM while in Centro I noticed her heading to a Hotel with what looked like a gringo body builder at least twice her height and weight. My bet is he was hoping that she is as tight as a drum, and that she was going to make him squeal.[/QUOTE]I cannot stop laughing reading this!

My stomach is hurting.

He's prob an ISG member, I hope he records it with his fone, I wish there was an option to upload video here.

We could have a competition for best videos, ala Americas funniest home videos Colombia style! (but no puta face blurring allowed).

I have made some awesome videos in BKK and Mexico.

So why is it most putas freak out when I pull out my camera fone in Bogota or MDE?

Muchas gracias mi amigo, I love your sense of humor!

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2584037]I find myself posting this every few months. Be advised that facebook spends huge amounts of money and engineering time to eliminate privacy. For example, even if you have never had a facebook account or never accessed the site, facebook has access to all manner of data about you. Facebook can source the data (location, contacts, web site visits, e-commerce purchase history) via users you interact with through other channels (fixed or mobile phones, SMS, whatsapp, instagram, e-mail, and web sites among other methods). You can take measures to slow down and limit the quantity of data about you that facebook collects, shares, and uses but you can't really prevent it. Some believe multiple or "burner" facebook accounts prevents family and friends discovering that you communicate with Colombian providers, but they don't. Facebook algorithms gradually present "people you may know" profiles to people from whom some believe their secondary accounts are hidden. Facebook does it gradually so unwitting users don't realize what's happening right away. Depending on how curious or suspicious your "civilian" contacts are they may pursue one of the algorithm generated profile suggestions. Once they do, the suggestions multiply and eventually the burner profile is discovered via the contact suggestions or directly as a contact suggestion.

So what is the constructive recommendation? If it would be a problem to be discovered to be a facebook punter then you are best served to choose whether you want to use facebook with friends and families or with providers. If you do both you will eventually be found out. Please direct all blowback to facebook. I don't make their rules.[/QUOTE]Not just Facebook, but you are correct. The biggest issue is that all of your normal contacts will eventually start showing up as suggested contacts to all the chicas and then they start getting friend requests from the girls.

Several years ago I did an online search for forklift batteries, I can't remember why. Within a few days I started receiving emails about everything forklift. Forklift rentals, sales, parts and service. For several years I was receiving a dozen or more every week.

It's all interconnected.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2584042]The "right" girl meaning one that gives you head and / or perhaps lets you bang her on the ride? Now that's a fun girl!

I remember once almost banging a Chica in the DR when we were in a deserted movie theatre together, and it was tempting, and she was game, but I chickened out.

Perhaps in your case the issue becomes if you were to have some fun alone in the car together, do you do it on the ride up or down or maybe both ways! LOL.[/QUOTE]Both. You have to do it on the ride up, in case you don't s car to yourself on the way back down.

Sometimes it pays to have good relationships with your chicas.

The other night I took two of my chicas to Ibiza. The stupid jacuzzi in my apartment that I rented (from whom I won't say) had no hot water. So we wanted to enjoy the jacuzzi and chose Ibiza (note: those Jacuzzi are not really big enough for 3, but we made due). At any rate, took an Uber. I had my phone on my lap and a bag of booze on the floor of the front seat. Apparently when I got out of the car, I reached for the bag and my cell phone fell off my lap. I did not realize it until the Uber was gone. And of course since he had my phone, I could not get the information I needed to contact him. My two chicas were very helpful. They continued to call the phone and send messages to the phone by Whatsapp. Finally someone answered. The phone had apparently ended up in San Antonio de Prado (well south of Ibiza, which is in Itagui). I really don't think it was the Uber driver. I think some chicos used the Uber to go home and happened to find my phone. At any rate, they demanded ransom for the phone. We started at 100 mil and agreed on 200 mil. Good deal for them (since they had done nothing more than take a phone that did not belong to them. I gave them papaya and they took it) and a great deal for me, who would not have to buy a new phone and would not lose my fotos and contacts.

The girls offered to go to San Antonio to retrieve my phone. One of the girls called a friend of hers to take them. They did not want me to go because they said it was too dangerous. And the truth is they were probably right. So I let them go with the 200 mil. It took a while, but eventually they returned with the phone. I owe them a lot. Most chicas would not have gone out of their way to help a gringo out like that. But I've known them a while and we have had some good times (one is one of my non-pros and the other is her friend).

So the lesson is that sometimes treating these girls nicely can come back to benefit you just when you least expect it.

As for me. Stupid. Never had this happen in all of the year I've been going to Colombia. Never got help up. Never lost anything. I am thankful to these girls and their friend the driver.

The lesson is back up any phone content you don't want to lose. A spare phone and SIM card also take a lot of stress out of situations like that. Thanks for your post.

[QUOTE=ColombiaLover;2584089]Sometimes it pays to have good relationships with your chicas.

The other night I took two of my chicas to Ibiza. The stupid jacuzzi in my apartment that I rented (from whom I won't say) had no hot water. So we wanted to enjoy the jacuzzi and chose Ibiza (note: those Jacuzzi are not really big enough for 3, but we made due). At any rate, took an Uber. I had my phone on my lap and a bag of booze on the floor of the front seat. Apparently when I got out of the car, I reached for the bag and my cell phone fell off my lap. I did not realize it until the Uber was gone. And of course since he had my phone, I could not get the information I needed to contact him. My two chicas were very helpful. They continued to call the phone and send messages to the phone by Whatsapp. Finally someone answered. The phone had apparently ended up in San Antonio de Prado (well south of Ibiza, which is in Itagui). I really don't think it was the Uber driver. I think some chicos used the Uber to go home and happened to find my phone. At any rate, they demanded ransom for the phone. We started at 100 mil and agreed on 200 mil. Good deal for them (since they had done nothing more than take a phone that did not belong to them. I gave them papaya and they took it) and a great deal for me, who would not have to buy a new phone and would not lose my fotos and contacts..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2584084]Can we add the metrocables to the list of Medellin's features which you know nothing about?

There are no cameras on the metrocables. They wouldn't do much good anyway. The metrocables have tinted and scratched plexiglass windows. It's difficult to see through. It's my biggest complaint about the metrocables, because it's difficult to take any good pictures.[/QUOTE]I think by now, the regulars on this forum knows that he's never been to MDE or the several other monger destination he claims to have been. Afterall, when you've asked him to prove to you in-person that he can pull a chica for free (as he claims), he said he already had a BKK trip booked so he couldn't go to MDE. Then on here, he claims to have been in MDE for weeks jajajaja.

Agree. This one was all on me. I gave papaya. I should just get a burner. I actually had another phone with me and was planning to use it for Whatsapp and fotos, but I guess the phone is now outdated enough that Whatsapp would not allow me to update the software and use it. Never thought I'd lose my phone in an Uber between Poblado and Ibiza. I am usually paranoid about keeping my phone and money safe.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2584098]The lesson is back up any phone content you don't want to lose. A spare phone and SIM card also take a lot of stress out of situations like that. Thanks for your post.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2583851] Definitely not a midget as all things are in proportion, and I always check her out, and have thought about trying it out, but even though she is so dinky, who knows how tight she is, she might open up like a house when you put it in her.[/QUOTE]Midgets are proportional, by definition. Think Wizard of Oz. Dwarves are achondroplastic, have normal torso, head and neck, but the limbs and digits are "not in proportion" you might say. There are cultural differences, but because Americans tend to be on the taller side, anyone under 4' 10" and proportional, is a midge. Although, all these terms are probably politically incorrect these days, I can't keep track.

I know the girl of which we speak. I will take her for a twirl. You're right about that, impossible to predict, she could be tiny and tight down there, although doubtful because of her chosen profession, or she could have echo caverns and you might need a life line to keep from falling in and getting lost.

Seamless, painless trip to Medellin. The American Airlines Boeing 787's are comfy and I can sleep in their main cabin seats. Large plane, nine people wide.

The only document other than my passport I was asked to show was the Migracion Form you fill out on line between one and 48 h before your first flight. I will post the link here in case you want to save it like I do in my Medellin file. Other than that, all I had to do was flash a passport and be on my way.

[URL]https://apps.migracioncolombia.gov.co/pre-registro/public/preregistro.jsf[/URL]

Interestingly, as I think Surfer or someone useful here who is worth the space they occupy, the form is now asking if you are vaccinated, and do you have documentation of it? The handwriting is on the wall.

I often take the bus from the airport to El Centro, that drops off behind the Nutibara, but I had a flashy new French roll-on bag stuffed with presents for mi novia, with the tags still on it that screamed "snatch me" from 25 meters away. So I took one of those prepaid rides where the driver is waiting for you with a little sign with your name on it after you get thru customs. Total price for the ride, 110 mil COP but worth the door-to-door hassle free delivery. Driver knew my destination before we met.

Fuck, a limo ride like that in the states would be two hundred bucks easy. I booked the ride at the same time I made my hotel reservation. Interestingly, if I tried to book the ride later through the hotel, the price was double. [URL]Booking.com[/URL] gives you the option on check-out after you make your hotel reservation to reserve the white glove service ride. My driver spoke decent English but my Spanish was better than his English, jaja.

I was supposed to stay with Soft Swirl tonight, but her mother died yesterday of Covid. For real. Mom was unvaccinated of course, virtually all the people dying now are unvaccinated. Adds an extra layer of stupidity on top of the ignoramuses who "choose" not to be vaccinated.

My readership knows I am an Ayenda kinda guy, and they continue not to disappoint. My first time at this Ayenda, two blocks off Avenida 70 and around the corner from Exito.

The room is small and basic. I booked it as a back up just in case something untoward happened, although the death in the family I mentioned above was a little extreme. None of my other chicas know I am here yet. That news goes out one chica at a time, lowest to highest ranking.

I have already asked the cute-as-a-button maid here out to dinner, but not Ugly American style. You have to do it on the down-low so she doesn't get fired. In our little circle, we call it, "Don't pull a Jamie" who got a maid fired from an upscale Medellin hotel by banging her in his room. The maid here is so cute. She hasn't said yes yet but I didn't give her a chance to say no, jajaja. I will report success or failure. I am not here to impress, only to share another way we peel the layers off this onion we call Medellin.

Not shown in the room foto, a private bath, nice sized shower, hot water, clean, secure, 24 hour desk, and a TV with perfect reception. Like all Ayendas, guest friendly. Great neighborhood, seems like every third storefront is a cafe. Strongest WiFi I've had to date in Colombia, and I am the end of the hallway which is often a weak spot for WiFi.

Here's the best part, going by today's exchange rate, less than $8 per night. I get a double discount, not sure exactly what someone else's rate might be.

Colombia has the best fruits, can't name them yet but I love these. Thanks Villainy. Your tips and advice are always rock solid. Ostee Out. Gawd it feels great to be back.

Arriving August 13th and staying until August 22. Flying Sprit from Houston, hope that was not a mistake. This is my 7th trip and my last one was before the pandemic in March 2020. Not sure where I am staying yet. Anyone else going to be there during my trip.

Man centro was fucking packed to the gills today.

But there wasnt the usual decent talent you see during weekday afternoons. Really had to hunt. Tons of guys, think it was a supply and demand thing.

Got there at high noon and left at 630 pm LOL. 2 sidenofilos total.Was just getting bad luck after bad luck. First girl too loose, 2nd didn't want it all the way in, 3rd didn't want lube, etc.

This literally never happens, I'm usually done after 2 girls, one for the primer, the other to finish, guess it is variance.

So ended up spending about 200 k with 6 diff girls. I think I did an hour of solid fucking.

Finally busted in doggy with a big booty vennie named mariana, I was smashing and smashing and I'm like damn this is some good pussy, then I see red on my dick, hahahahahah.

Nothing like period pussy. Finished finally, bed looked like a murder scene LOL. She said she "didn't know" . Yea ok ***** you can't feel that heavy flow ahhahahaha.

Anyways it's always a good day in centro, you really are in the wild, people will upcharge you left and right. Girls tell me when they talk to a gringo they start at 50, and ask 60,70, etc. I refuse to pay over 40 unless I don't have any smaller bills. I got asked twice if I was mexican today, so that is more or less where my spanish is.

Saw quite a few gringos otg, the dude in the Ohio state t shirt with a friend and two older guys around 70, one with a mustache, if you're on here dm me lets meet up.

MiamiSammy,

Those are comments from a travel site that I shared. I am complaining if 2 things are indeed true. One is that their are no decent maps for such a huge park which is a huge problem if I am on the far side of the park and need to quickly return to the entrance before closing. Two is if I need to have a guide if I want to really explore and trek the miles I am used to on such outings. The guys that have posted all mentioned bringing girls with them that implies they did not stay all day or do anywhere near the walking I have planned so nobody can answer my 2 worries. How in the world does my post make me privileged? Whining about a mandatory guide is justified because I go to nature to be alone and relax, and a guide would defeat that goal. Embarrassment to mongers? I am commenting on a touristy outing alone which has nothing to do with mongering.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2584159]Man centro was fucking packed to the gills today.

But there wasnt the usual decent talent you see during weekday afternoons. Really had to hunt. Tons of guys, think it was a supply and demand thing.

Got there at high noon and left at 630 pm LOL. 2 sidenofilos total.Was just getting bad luck after bad luck. First girl too loose, 2nd didn't want it all the way in, 3rd didn't want lube, etc.

This literally never happens, I'm usually done after 2 girls, one for the primer, the other to finish, guess it is variance.

So ended up spending about 200 k with 6 diff girls. I think I did an hour of solid fucking.

Finally busted in doggy with a big booty vennie named mariana, I was smashing and smashing and I'm like damn this is some good pussy, then I see red on my dick, hahahahahah.

Nothing like period pussy. Finished finally, bed looked like a murder scene LOL. She said she "didn't know" . Yea ok ***** you can't feel that heavy flow ahhahahaha..[/QUOTE]I was in Centro today around 5 PM and the place was packed as usual like it typically is on a Saturday. I've never gone thru six girls in a day in Centro but have had gone thru 3 in a day on many occasions. And basically for some of the same reasons you experienced. Some girls so loose that your dick is just flopping against the sides with no traction or sensation, than you have the girls doing the cock block maneuver, and the girls dry as hell refusing the lube.

Sounds like you were on a roll today, and got to cap it off with a girl who knew she was on her period, but at least you finally busted a nut.

What's nice about Centro though is that if you don't blow a load with a girl, you just go outside and grab another one.

And burning thru 200 K for six girls, that's chump change.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2584159]Man centro was fucking packed to the gills today.

But there wasnt the usual decent talent you see during weekday afternoons. Really had to hunt. Tons of guys, think it was a supply and demand thing.

Got there at high noon and left at 630 pm LOL. 2 sidenofilos total.Was just getting bad luck after bad luck. First girl too loose, 2nd didn't want it all the way in, 3rd didn't want lube, etc.

This literally never happens, I'm usually done after 2 girls, one for the primer, the other to finish, guess it is variance.

So ended up spending about 200 k with 6 diff girls. I think I did an hour of solid fucking.

Finally busted in doggy with a big booty vennie named mariana, I was smashing and smashing and I'm like damn this is some good pussy, then I see red on my dick, hahahahahah..[/QUOTE]You may see me out there tomorrow. Depends where Soft Swirl's head is at and it's too soon to let the other chicas in my line up know I am here. Wait, another exception, La Gacella, who became Amazonia after she gained 10 kg. She gained the weight on purpose to make herself stronger for the grueling hotel job she had in Poblado. She was my Numero Dos chica, regular girl, never took a centavo in her life for sex. I bought her a refridgerator once after I fucked her twenty times, jajaaja. Anywho, she moved back to her home village five hours outside of MDE. She says she wants to bus in and meet me. I don't care about the price of the bus ticket but not sure I want to be waiting around like that. But she was Number Two. A sweeter chica I never met. I can't believe I am in Medellin and still posting old fotos, but I have some good ones of Amazonia. See below, they are all her. Super tight low mileage pussy and she gave me her asshole virginity. Fuck, now I would like to see her. The fotos with her clothes on strolling down the metro station is when she was still muy flaca and La Gacela with a body any NYC runway fashion model would envy. I love her both ways, skinny and thicker. Just like the header on this post, ya' got to adapt.