Rio de Janeiro Reports

My first full trip to Rio since Help closed is fast approaching. Its also my first visit to Brazil since covid. I'll be staying for the first time in Barra which I've never even visited before. Apart from Perola Negra are there any places of interest in the vicinity? Of course I'll be sampling the usual suspects but am interested to know of any other venues in the neighborhood.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2988743]My first full trip to Rio since Help closed is fast approaching. Its also my first visit to Brazil since covid. I'll be staying for the first time in Barra which I've never even visited before. Apart from Perola Negra are there any places of interest in the vicinity? Of course I'll be sampling the usual suspects but am interested to know of any other venues in the neighborhood.[/QUOTE]Guess you know you need a visa starting April 10. And hope you are hitting São Paulo. Totally no comparison at all for the girls scene.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2988744]Guess you know you need a visa starting April 10. And hope you are hitting So Paulo. Totally no comparison at all for the girls scene.[/QUOTE]Hey Steve, Yep, I am getting in one last trip under the buzzer as they say. And after my April SP visit, I will have to pay up. I am thinking that with the visa I might take #1 to BA for a little romantic side trip in November. OMG, I am already thinking about the trip after the upcoming trip. A sure sign of addiction.

To Turgid, I believe Vagabundo spoke well of a terma called Paris Cafe Club over in Recreio dos Banderirantes. It is a little bit tricky because it is both a terma and some kind of swap club on certain nights at certain times. Best to ask him or search for his post before you check it out.

I like Barra the Tijuca especially Praia the Reserva out past the Hyatt. It is a beautiful stretch of natural beach. Solarium is my favorite RJ terma. An Uber to Solarium from Avenida Olegrio Maciel is not too bad. It usually takes around 30 to 35 minutes at 6 pm. The ride to 4 x4 is another story, however. Be prepared for at the minimum a 45 minute ride and more often than not, a longer ride.

Good hunting and oh yeah, I with Steve on this, don't miss SP if you have the time. It is definitely worth the effort and expense to get there. City of Women and all that!

[QUOTE=SoberHans69;2987958]I don't understand why Colombia gets so much hype as Brazil is better in pretty much everyway. Better infrastructure, better food, more diversity in the women's looks, the women are better in bed amongst other reasons.

The only thing I can think of why people prefer Medellin to Rio or Sao Paulo, is if they like the 'Facebook' girls that they want to pretend aren't hookers.[/QUOTE]You need to divide men into different categories. You are in one category and not all are in your same category. You can easily find prettier Colombianas who are younger and much cheaper. That in itself is a must for some. It has far larger quantity too. What you see is on the surface, Colombia has a lot of stuff under the surface.

As far as standard Nuru sex is concerned, Asia is going to be better on average as well. They have wet and dry beds, Jacuzzi. They lick almost every inch of your body and you practically don't have to lift a finger during sex if that is what you want. In Bangkok, you can walk out at almost all hours and find girls. They got Asians from different nations, Africans, some white European as well, all for under 100 USD.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2988744]Guess you know you need a visa starting April 10. And hope you are hitting So Paulo. Totally no comparison at all for the girls scene.[/QUOTE]Steve, I timed it beautifully. I leave tomorrow and return in April. After Help closed I started hitting SP and have been there on numerous occasions. I have planned this trip as Rio only. Something has got me hankering after mulattas with frizzy hair. Looking forward to meeting many this trip. Thanks Axel. When I used to visit Rio full time most of my time was spent in Help and L'uomo. I really like Solarium and Monte Carlo but will also be hitting Centaurus and 4X4. I have actually never been to any establishment outside of the aforementioned and will be seeking to widen my horizons this trip.

Catwoman Wednesday.

Vagabundo got in there to Centro early taking a bus and the metro for 10 r, and banged catwoman for 1 h for 230 r. With 35 minutes of actual fucking the cost per fuck per minute was right in there at 6 ish, which is high just due to lack of cardio by Vagabundo who skipped muay thai Tuesday as he was dealing with a bunch of issues, and he smoked some ganja on Monday which he has not been doing as it interferes with the higher high of training kick boxing. Had a good creampie and blew a smaller load on her leg. Another ISGer came in right after and went with catwoman, which is fine, but other isgers are also bidding up the girls that they meet through my guiding them to the secret termas, and that begins to be a little bit of an annoyance. Guys come into town for a week and the best new girls prices go up 25% and they're not available, so.

Generally, the locals are broke af. Seems like every brazilian and indeed every person in my cirlces is asking, begging, pleading for cash.

So there's that.

Well, I finally made it to Rio! And to celebrate, I decided to spend time in one of my favorite places to be in Brazil. Quatro por Quatro (4 x4)! I sessioned with an attractive, dark-haired branca going by "Bela". And how was the action in the room? How about her literally [B]screaming[/B] at the very top of her lungs [B]fuck me in the ass like the puta that I am[/B]! God damnit only in Brazil! I mean, it was as good as old times. Two-holers are a dime a dozen, but three-holers take it to a whole new level. And Rio is full of three-holers! Some proclaim their love of "breeding" negras. Others profess their obsession with taking brancas in the ass. It's Rio. Do your thing! I swear I can't decide which I like best, Rio or Sampa. It's like trying to choose between children. Impossible! Ever since my first visit to Sampa, any trip I take to Brazil has to involve both Rio and Sampa. Now, there's no doubt in my mind that Scandallo is the baddest puta palace on the planet. No doubt about it! But if you like the porn star experience like I do, then I haven't found anyplace in the world where the tutes deliver the PSE as good as the Brazilian girls do. I mean in Rio the pretty hoors [B]throw down[/B] in the room. They like to be called "puta" and fucked in the ass. They will suck you off and [B]puah[/B] spit on your dick. You can pull their hair and slap your dick in their faces, and they will respond with "gostoso" and "safado". I mean it was like my first time in Rio all over again LOL! I don't know what to tell you Steve. Except that [B]Seeking sucks[/B] LOL! Who needs that when you can travel abroad to a place like Brazil? Already planning my next trip. More on this developing story later (with pics). I knew I was going to run some numbers up here in this motherfucker! Started out right!

Great report Mr Cane, thank you.

Will you be checking out that newish terma in Botafogo, Carribean Zul? There's not many reviews of it on here yet.

[QUOTE=SoberHans69;2989410]Great report Mr Cane, thank you. Will you be checking out that newish terma in Botafogo, Carribean Zul? There's not many reviews of it on here yet.[/QUOTE]That termas is on my list, and I will report out, if not as a "spot report" then as part of the full report I do at the conclusion of this trip. And thanks for the props!

[QUOTE=TheCane;2989342]Well, I finally made it to Rio! And to celebrate, I decided to spend time in one of my favorite places to be in Brazil. Quatro por Quatro (4 x4)! I sessioned with an attractive, dark-haired branca going by "Bela". And how was the action in the room? How about her literally [B]screaming[/B] at the very top of her lungs [B]fuck me in the ass like the puta that I am[/B]! God damnit only in Brazil! I mean, it was as good as old times. Two-holers are a dime a dozen, but three-holers take it to a whole new level. And Rio is full of three-holers! Some proclaim their love of "breeding" negras. Others profess their obsession with taking brancas in the ass. It's Rio. Do your thing! I swear I can't decide which I like best, Rio or Sampa. It's like trying to choose between children. Impossible! Ever since my first visit to Sampa, any trip I take to Brazil has to involve both Rio and Sampa. Now, there's no doubt in my mind that Scandallo is the baddest puta palace on the planet. No doubt about it! But if you like the porn star experience like I do, then I haven't found anyplace in the world where the tutes deliver the PSE as good as the Brazilian girls do. I mean in Rio the pretty hoors [B]throw down[/B] in the room. They like to be called "puta" and fucked in the ass. They will suck you off and [B]puah[/B] spit on your dick. You can pull their hair and slap your dick in their faces, and they will respond with "gostoso" and "safado". I mean it was like my first time in Rio all over again LOL! I don't know what to tell you Steve. Except that [B]Seeking sucks[/B] LOL! Who needs that when you can travel abroad to a place like Brazil? Already planning my next trip. More on this developing story later (with pics). I knew I was going to run some numbers up here in this motherfucker! Started out right![/QUOTE]Haha. Thanks for the shoutout. You have absolutely been killing it in Brasil. And conprehenaive boots on the ground reporting. Bravo.

As to Seekig vs the girl buffet in Brasil. They each have their place. If I had my way I would be 24 x7 fucking hot garotas. No question. But as I am not always I Brasil I make do elsewhere! Whether that is at home or traveling Seeking can always deliver a hot GFE girl in the truest sense (I avoid the pros). Each has its merits. So do it alll!

[B]Introduction[/B]

I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.

I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.

As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!

This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.

[B]1. Visa & Travel Documentation[/B]

EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.

Cost: $40 USD.

Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).

Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.

Tip: Store digital backups in Google Drive or email.

[B]2. Accommodation[/B]

[B]So Paulo Moema[/B]

Noise Considerations: Moema is near Congonhas Airport (CGH), so expect constant jet noise.

[B]Hotels[/B]:

Mercure So Paulo Moema Times Square: 100130/ night. Guest-friendly, bar / restaurant downstairs. Moderate noise.

Estanplaza Ibirapuera: 100130/ night. Closer to Clinicas but no bar / restaurant. Moderate noise.

Wyndham near Ibirapuera Mall: $100/ night. Noise reduced but not eliminated.

[B]Airbnb[/B]:

Look for apartments with double-pane windows or soundproofing.

Price: 3045/ night for studios.

Tip: Email hosts to confirm soundproofing features.

Other Areas: Av. Paulista, Vila Marina, and Brooklyn are quieter but farther from Clinicas. Uber rides in the rain can be tiresome.

[B]Rio de Janeiro Copacabana[/B]

[B]Luxury Hotels[/B]: Fairmont Rio (350500/ night), Fasano Rio (400600/ night), JW Marriott (300450/ night).

[B]Mid-Range Hotels[/B]: Windsor California (150200/ night), Pestana RJ (120160/ night).

[B]Budget Option[/B]: Ibis Posto 5 (6090/ night).

[B]Airbnb Recommendation[/B]: Avenida Atlntica 2692 (225/ night, ocean view, rooftop pool, gym).

[B]3. Entertainment & Activities[/B]

[B]So Paulo[/B]

[B]Nightlife & Bars[/B]:

Casaro: Well-known entertainment venue.

Scandallo: Entry R200 (40 USD), drinks R30 R50 (610 USD).

[B]Spa & Massage[/B]: Various local spas and massage parlors.

[B]Rio de Janeiro[/B]

[B]Nightlife & Bars[/B]:

Mabs Bar (Copacabana): Free entry, drinks R20 R50 (410 USD).

Guacamole (Barra the Tijuca): Entry R50 (10 USD), drinks R25 R40 (58 USD).

[B]Termas (Spa Clubs)[/B]:

Premium: Solarium, Monte Carlo, Centaurus.

Budget-Friendly: Vila Mimosa (Centro), Blue Room (Centro).

[B]Beaches[/B]:

Praia the Reserva (Barra the Tijuca): Less crowded, natural beach.

Posto 2 (Barra the Tijuca): Best for fit girls and talent.

[B]4. Escort Websites[/B]

[B]Barra VIPS Rio[/B]: [URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com[/URL].

[B]Rio Sex Site[/B]: [URL]https://www.riosexsite.com[/URL].

[B]Fatal Model[/B]: [URL]https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj[/URL] (They come to you).

[B]Photo Acompanhantes[/B]: [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com[/URL].

[B]5. Massage Locations[/B]

[B]Espao Terapias[/B]: [URL]https://espacoterapias.com.br[/URL] (You go to them).

[B]Duda Massagem[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Centro, Sala 3320.1 h: R200,30 min: R170.

[B]Onix Terapias[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 2235.1 h: R170,30 min: R140. [URL]https://onixterapias.com[/URL] (Choose VIP room).

[B]Studio Malibu[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 606.

[B]Belprazer[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 185, Sala 2114.1 h: R180,30 min: R140. Clean rooms with AC and shower. Highly recommended.

[B]Dark Room[/B]: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Floor 20.1 h: R140,30 min: R100. [URL]https://www.darkroom.com.br[/URL].

[B]Espacio Terapias[/B]: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Sala 1417.

[B]Eden Spa Copacabana[/B]: Av. Nossa Sra de Copacabana 583, Sala 401.1 h: R200,30 min: R140. [URL]https://www.edenspa.com.br[/URL].

[B]Delirio Oriental[/B]: Rua Hilario de Gouveia 66, Sala 201.1 h: R200,30 min: R150. [URL]https://deliriooriental.com.br[/URL].

[B]6. Termas & Nightclubs[/B]

[B]Termas 4x4[/B]: Rua Buenos Aires 44, Centro. Entry: R70,30 min: R350. Best time: 5-8 PM for full lineup.

[B]Centro de Lazer MV30 Club[/B]: Rua Mairink Veiga 30, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R150.

[B]Uphouse Nightclub[/B]: Av. Mem de S 89, Lapa. Entry: R10,30 min: R150,1 h:300.

[B]Club 502[/B]: Rua Alfandega 55, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R170.

[B]Dolce Vita[/B]: Av. Atlantica 1424. Not recommended.

[B]7. Transportation[/B]

[B]Uber/99[/B]: Safe and affordable.

Airport to Copacabana: R60 R120 (1225 USD).

Short trips: R15 R40 (38 USD).

[B]Metro (So Paulo)[/B]: R4. 40 (1 USD) per ride. Not 24/7.

[B]Taxis[/B]: Use only official taxis or apps like Taxi Rio. Risk of overcharging.

[B]8. Safety & Tips[/B]

Pickpockets: Common in Copacabana, Lapa, and public transport.

ATMs: Use only inside banks to avoid skimming fraud.

Guest Registration: Some hotels require guest ID registration.

Fake Uber Drivers: Always verify license plate and driver details.

[B]9. Tipping Guidelines[/B]

Not Expected: Tipping is not customary in Brazil.

Alternative: Bring small gifts like chocolates, perfume, or accessories.

If Tipping:

Bartenders / Waiters: R5 R20 (14 USD).

Hotel Staff: R10 R20 (24 USD).

[B]10. Key Reminders[/B]

Termas Best Time: 5-8 PM for full lineups.

Prives Hours: Monday-Friday (10 AM-10 PM), Saturday (10 AM6 PM), closed Sundays.

WhatsApp Bookings: Many massage spots and private clubs accept bookings via WhatsApp.

Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).

[QUOTE=TattooedTuna;2989566][B]Introduction[/B]

I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.

[/QUOTE]If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.

A few thoughts.

1. I have no idea what this Blue Room is, does anyone?

2. All "massage" places you listed sans the first one are bordellos.

3. VM is not a terma or club; it's a terribly run-down, although relatively safe area. Think how Amsterdam Red-Light District and its residents would look in Jeronimo Bosch's paintings. However, there is a good club / bordello called Mosaico next to VM.

4. What's Guacamole? Never heard of that.

5. There are much cheaper and good vacation rentals in Copa.

6. I highly recommend Termas 4 x4. First tier, but cheaper than others and fun.

7. Many popular clubs are missing in your list, so I would recommend some additional reading if you have plenty of time in Rio. For just a few days, your list will do.

8. The Carnival is over.

[QUOTE=RioBob;2988376][URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/c2EnuizAyFis1V9Y9?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy[/URL]

I had a low floor apartment about $225 a day, I was going to let my friend stay with me as I had an extra sofa bed but I noticed same building apartments still available the prices were dropping so I rented him a higher floor apartment at a $100 dollar discount also $225 a couple of days before we arrived.

Not my apartment but in the same building, there are at least 10 apartments in the building on Airbnb.

[URL]https://www.airbnb.com/l/NyPG2GES[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks!

Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place!

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2989559]Haha. Thanks for the shoutout. You have absolutely been killing it in Brasil. And conprehenaive boots on the ground reporting. Bravo.
As to Seekig vs the girl buffet in Brasil. They each have their place. If I had my way I would be 24 x7 fucking hot garotas. No question. But as I am not always I Brasil I make do elsewhere! Whether that is at home or traveling Seeking can always deliver a hot GFE girl in the truest sense (I avoid the pros). Each has its merits. So do it alll![/QUOTE]Well my Seeking membership expires the end of this month. And I won't be renewing. Do your thing!

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2989625]If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.[/QUOTE]If he would like to keep the information all in one place, and I can understand why someone might want to do that, then another option for a post of this sort is to use "General Information". I've done that before myself when I wanted to write about more than one destination in the same post.

Well, I've settled into my hotel in Barra the Tijuca. My main reason for staying here is because the price for a good hotel in Copacabana is a bit more than I'm willing to pay. I'm far from the action but Uber to Copacabana should not be too bad. I really like this part of Rio, lots of hot girls out and about. Its my fault for not acquiring Portuguese language skills.

I spent five days in Rio during Carnival. My recommendation is to stick to the Termas, though sometimes you might find freelancers at Mab's Copacabana.

Here's a brief review:

Brazilians tend to be more open-minded, and deep kissing is common.

As for the TermasSolarium, Centaurus, and Monte Carlothey are similar to small FKK clubs. On the first floor, you change and take a shower. The second floor has a bar with girls, and the third floor consists of rooms. The total cost, including entry, room, and service, is typically between 800-1000 BRL. The girls are generally of good quality.

Termas Up House Night Club in Lapa is really bad.

Most spas, on the other hand, tend to have lower-quality girls and small cubicles with little privacy you can often hear banging from the next room, and many don't have showers. These places are mostly located in central, somewhat deserted commercial buildings a bit scray where you need to show ID to security to access the elevator and find the spa. Prices are around 170 BRL for 30 minutes and 220 BRL for an hour. The SPAs I visited Eden, Copa Rio, Dark Room, Belprazer, and Onix Terapiaswere disappointing, so I didn't go through with anything.

For exchanging currency, I recommend withdrawing Brazilian Reais from ATMs since local exchange rates are generally poor.

By the way, if you're interested in wildlife, Praa the Repblica. Campo de Santana has a lot of capybaras!

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2989625]If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.

A few thoughts.

1. I have no idea what this Blue Room is, does anyone?

2. All "massage" places you listed sans the first one are bordellos.

3. VM is not a terma or club; it's a terribly run-down, although relatively safe area. Think how Amsterdam Red-Light District and its residents would look in Jeronimo Bosch's paintings. However, there is a good club / bordello called Mosaico next to VM..[/QUOTE]Appreciate the insights! I'll post in the right forums next time for better organization. Noted on the massage spots, VM, and Mosaico—good to know. Guacamole is a Mexican bar, was just curious if anyone had been. And yeah, I intentionally labeled them as 'massage' so I could use an AI tool to sort them more easily, LOL. Thanks again!

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2989627]Thanks!

Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place![/QUOTE]There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.

[QUOTE=Tnfsh217;2989706]I spent five days in Rio during Carnival. My recommendation is to stick to the Termas, though sometimes you might find freelancers at Mab's Copacabana. Most spas, on the other hand, tend to have lower-quality girls and small cubicles with little privacy you can often hear banging from the next room, and many don't have showers. These places are mostly located in central, somewhat deserted commercial buildings a bit scray where you need to show ID to security to access the elevator and find the spa. Prices are around 170 BRL for 30 minutes and 220 BRL for an hour. The spas I visited Eden, Copa Rio, Dark Room, Belprazer, and Onix Terapiaswere disappointing, so I didn't go through with anything.[/QUOTE]Oh you're on the "shit list" now LOLOLOL!

At the airport in Rio now, heading home tonight to Europe / sex prison. Was here for two weeks. As always seems to be the case here in Brazil nothing went to plan. I will try give an idea of what I got up to the past two weeks. I feel like I need to go home in a wheelchair! I am 38 for context.

For whatever reason I felt the women in Monte Carlo thermas in Copacabana were the hottest. It may have had a few different women just for carnival. I must have gone 5 or 6 times and banged maybe 12-15 women there. Plenty of them open for anal. I banged two girls twice (anal) and another one once (anal). The rest was normal sex (by Brazilian standards) – so chaotic! A lot of CIM in Monte Carlo. I didn't do any facials here. One took a video in the room of her giving me a BJ and CIM. She sent it to me on whatsapp but then deleted it! Another one came to my hotel during the day as well!

I went to Solarium thermas once (10-minute taxi from Ipanema). I didn't think it was great. Was with two here. One anal & facial and the other girl was normal sex and CIM. No anal as I didn't warn her, so she said. Just to note, I was not into anal before this trip. It just seems to happen here..

I went to Centaurus twice (Ipanema). Went with around 6 or so here. Standard was below Monte Carlo in my opinion. It was packed during carnival. One anal here and the rest normal sex. Big upsell in here for drinks and to upgrade the room.

Picked up one girl from Mabs ('restaurant' in Copacabana) and went hotel – this was a mistake. Probably the worst from the trip.

Went Casablanca in Copacabana twice. Was packed during Carnival. Banged one girl here in the dingy room on premises (wasn't great). The other girl I took from here and brought her to my hotel. Standard decent here but expensive.

Went Dolce Vita in Copacabana 2 or 3 times. I liked the chaos of this place. Took 1 girl here to my hotel, another to my Airbnb (mistake as was very drunk so didn't even bang her) and another to the presidential suite in motel panda in Botafogo. This place was unreal. Jacuzzi, pool, sauna. The girl I went with here swallowed three times.

I went to Eden Spa (Room 401) in Copacabana. Price 190 reais. Normal sex and facial but she covered most with her hands. Also went to Room 302 in the same building in Copacabana which was normal sex (again normal by Brazilian standards which is better than anywhere else). More women in Room 401. I think owned by same company.

Never made it to Barra de Tijuca. I was planning to visit Sao Paulo but that didn't happen. Next time I will fly directly to Sao Paulo as I never can leave Rio once I get here. Didn't go 4*4 as I don't like centro.

In summary, must have banged 30 or so in two weeks. Brazilian women are the best in the world by a distance. As for safety, didn't have any problems. Have to work 7 days a week now to recoup money spent!

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2989727]There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.[/QUOTE]An apartment in a good location in Copacabana, 1 bedroom+livingroom+washing machine+good wifi, maximum one block from the beach, should be around 150 reais / might and never more than 200 reais. Not airbnb prices but talk to the porteiros prices. The prices can be much lower if you find the right apartment owners that don't use internet / booking to rent. Remember, don't share those informations as it will ruin for your own fututre renting (I speak of experience).

[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2989776]A

Picked up one girl from Mabs ('restaurant' in Copacabana) and went hotel ![/QUOTE]Is Mabs still the spot to pick up chicas around the beach?

The same applies to fucking and even more.

I bring new contacts to my favorite prives, trash termas, vm casas, and even give out numbers for some prive regulars and new wingman is polar bear jumping the best girls immediately upon entry, and immediately doing repeated programs with the girls at prices 75 or more percent higher.

Seen this before, and realize, I am the fool in the room.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2989778]Remember, don't share those informations as it will ruin for your own fututre renting (I speak of experience).[/QUOTE]

Vagabundo blew a load with Anna*Foxxx.

What is the Cost Per Night Per Minute for a 2 Bedroom apartment complete with kitchen, washing machine, two hoars, Catwoman Cherry Torn and Nia Nacci 4 and Kira Noir in Botafogo, Barra Posto 1? [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYmKAs7mzc[/URL] That is the question. You walk in. You have Catwoman with Nia Nacci on a leash, with a big ass Swastika on her leather jumpsuit, Nia Nazi, see how I did that, laugh now because I am Felipe Ret Bengala. Eu sou Felipe Ret Bengala. Eu sou Go Go Boy. Meninas me paga 500 reais por hora do sexo, porque, por voce, Eu vou fazer um disconto, por voce 300 reais por hora do sexo, com camisinha, sem anal, nao beijos no boca, nao faz massagem, vou xixi no seu boca. Ta bom? [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYmKAs7mzc[/URL].

I am putting Nia Nacci 4 into the Swiss Witness Protection Program. Going forward, she is going to live in the Russian Embassy*in*Leblon.

[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2989776] heading home tonight to Europe / sex prison. [/QUOTE]If you think that Europe is a Sex Prison then you really don't know what a Sex Prison. For starters, prostitution is NOT legal in a Sex Prison. People go to jail for prostitution and for soliciting prostitution in a Sex Prison. It's definitely NOT Europe. I have been to several countries in Europe and there are some good locations to relieve some stress.

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2989727]There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.[/QUOTE]I agree, but if you click on the pics you'll see some top-notch luxurious apartments and the building with luxury hotel amenities. A comparable suite in a 5-star hotel in that location would run in the thousands if you could find it. A $200+ price tag for this kind of quality, smack dab in the middle of Atlantica is not out of line IMHO.

[QUOTE=TattooedTuna;2989566][B]Introduction[/B]

I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.

I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.

As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!

This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.

[B]1. Visa & Travel Documentation[/B]

EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.

Cost: $40 USD.

Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).

Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.

Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).[/QUOTE]Good to see the excellent research. You will enjoy it all, bring your bucket list of everything you ever wanted to try!! Last year on mother day I did a real mother daughter session at Panda motel because it was on the porno bucket list. Or two real sisters blowjob & CIM same time. Bucket list.

We are all still friends, I visit the families we go out to dinner, show and bang all night. At a motel.

Its Brasil — stuff happens, plans change life happens all the time, traffic, rain and sweet things that are professional IoP.

Passport copy.

I do not carry nor present my original passport anywhere except at the airport. I went to the Kalunga store near shopping Shopping Ibirapuera in Moema. They made a color copy of my passport page and laminated it professionally. It looks like an official document. I use that laminated ID everywhere in São Paulo & Rio. Some guys show a copy of the passports on their phones or use expired drivers license. I am not handing over my iPhone is on a leash original passport to some moço working to check ID.

[QUOTE=Tochka;2989890]They made a color copy of my passport page and laminated it professionally. It looks like an official document. I use that laminated ID everywhere in So Paulo & Rio. Some guys show a copy of the passports on their phones or use expired drivers license. I am not handing over my iPhone is on a leash original passport to some moo working to check ID.[/QUOTE]What are you showing your passport for? In 25 years I don't remember anyone ever asking me for an ID for anything. Maybe to buy a SIM card or at the post office getting my CPF 100 years ago.

Went to a waterfall the other day and the air would saturate every 4 minutes and it would pour down raining. My dad's passport got soaked. I did not know why he had his passport outside. I told him if it got lost how was he going to leave the country. His thought line was that if someone broke in the house, then it could get stolen.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2989627]Thanks!

Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place![/QUOTE]The building is located where that single home on Atlantico was. They must have received 10's of millions for that location!

[QUOTE=TattooedTuna;2989722]Appreciate the insights! I'll post in the right forums next time for better organization. Noted on the massage spots, VM, and Mosaicogood to know. Guacamole is a Mexican bar, was just curious if anyone had been. And yeah, I intentionally labeled them as 'massage' so I could use an AI tool to sort them more easily, LOL. Thanks again![/QUOTE]I had my last two birthday dinners at Guacamole. Its a great mexican spot, with a live mariachi band that walks to each table and performs. You have a shit load of bars and restaurants up and down the street as well.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2989895]What are you showing your passport for? In 25 years I don't remember anyone ever asking me for an ID for anything. Maybe to buy a SIM card or at the post office getting my CPF 100 years ago.

Went to a waterfall the other day and the air would saturate every 4 minutes and it would pour down raining. My dad's passport got soaked. I did not know why he had his passport outside. I told him if it got lost how was he going to leave the country. His thought line was that if someone broke in the house, then it could get stolen.[/QUOTE]Mr E. Always good to have your insights! I take my girlfriend and two hot lesbian garotas to hourly motels, colonial palace, Lush, secrets motel and my favorite in Jabaquara metro Hotel For Lovers. The uber is filled with hot horny garotas and me pulling up to reception. They ask for document. All the gals hand over the green brasilian ID with CPF or phone with digital ID copy. I used to hand over a Vietnamese ID I pick up for fun in the streets of Bangkok with my smiling foto. . Got tired of the stupid long time it was taking for the two receptionist to give us our presidential suite. Cause neither could not figure out what numbers to enter into her computer system, so I switched up to easy to read name and number. Laminated copy and it matched credit card name I was using to pay for everything. My brasilian girlfriend said I need to get things moving. So we can smoke marola, drink, swim, party all night instead of waiting 20 minutes for them mofos to figure stuff out in their computer with unfamiliar ID.

[QUOTE=TattooedTuna;2989566][B]Introduction[/B]

I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.

I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.

As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!

This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.

[B]1. Visa & Travel Documentation[/B]

EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.

Cost: $40 USD.

Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).

Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.

Tip: Store digital backups in Google Drive or email.

[B]2. Accommodation[/B]

[B]So Paulo Moema[/B]

Noise Considerations: Moema is near Congonhas Airport (CGH), so expect constant jet noise.

[B]Hotels[/B]:

Mercure So Paulo Moema Times Square: 100130/ night. Guest-friendly, bar / restaurant downstairs. Moderate noise.

Estanplaza Ibirapuera: 100130/ night. Closer to Clinicas but no bar / restaurant. Moderate noise.

Wyndham near Ibirapuera Mall: $100/ night. Noise reduced but not eliminated.

[B]Airbnb[/B]:

Look for apartments with double-pane windows or soundproofing.

Price: 3045/ night for studios.

Tip: Email hosts to confirm soundproofing features.

Other Areas: Av. Paulista, Vila Marina, and Brooklyn are quieter but farther from Clinicas. Uber rides in the rain can be tiresome.

[B]Rio de Janeiro Copacabana[/B]

[B]Luxury Hotels[/B]: Fairmont Rio (350500/ night), Fasano Rio (400600/ night), JW Marriott (300450/ night).

[B]Mid-Range Hotels[/B]: Windsor California (150200/ night), Pestana RJ (120160/ night).

[B]Budget Option[/B]: Ibis Posto 5 (6090/ night).

[B]Airbnb Recommendation[/B]: Avenida Atlntica 2692 (225/ night, ocean view, rooftop pool, gym).

[B]3. Entertainment & Activities[/B]

[B]So Paulo[/B]

[B]Nightlife & Bars[/B]:

Casaro: Well-known entertainment venue.

Scandallo: Entry R200 (40 USD), drinks R30 R50 (610 USD).

[B]Spa & Massage[/B]: Various local spas and massage parlors.

[B]Rio de Janeiro[/B]

[B]Nightlife & Bars[/B]:

Mabs Bar (Copacabana): Free entry, drinks R20 R50 (410 USD).

Guacamole (Barra the Tijuca): Entry R50 (10 USD), drinks R25 R40 (58 USD).

[B]Termas (Spa Clubs)[/B]:

Premium: Solarium, Monte Carlo, Centaurus.

Budget-Friendly: Vila Mimosa (Centro), Blue Room (Centro).

[B]Beaches[/B]:

Praia the Reserva (Barra the Tijuca): Less crowded, natural beach.

Posto 2 (Barra the Tijuca): Best for fit girls and talent.

[B]4. Escort Websites[/B]

[B]Barra VIPS Rio[/B]: [URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com[/URL].

[B]Rio Sex Site[/B]: [URL]https://www.riosexsite.com[/URL].

[B]Fatal Model[/B]: [URL]https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj[/URL] (They come to you).

[B]Photo Acompanhantes[/B]: [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com[/URL].

[B]5. Massage Locations[/B]

[B]Espao Terapias[/B]: [URL]https://espacoterapias.com.br[/URL] (You go to them).

[B]Duda Massagem[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Centro, Sala 3320.1 h: R200,30 min: R170.

[B]Onix Terapias[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 2235.1 h: R170,30 min: R140. [URL]https://onixterapias.com[/URL] (Choose VIP room).

[B]Studio Malibu[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 606.

[B]Belprazer[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 185, Sala 2114.1 h: R180,30 min: R140. Clean rooms with AC and shower. Highly recommended.

[B]Dark Room[/B]: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Floor 20.1 h: R140,30 min: R100. [URL]https://www.darkroom.com.br[/URL].

[B]Espacio Terapias[/B]: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Sala 1417.

[B]Eden Spa Copacabana[/B]: Av. Nossa Sra de Copacabana 583, Sala 401.1 h: R200,30 min: R140. [URL]https://www.edenspa.com.br[/URL].

[B]Delirio Oriental[/B]: Rua Hilario de Gouveia 66, Sala 201.1 h: R200,30 min: R150. [URL]https://deliriooriental.com.br[/URL].

[B]6. Termas & Nightclubs[/B]

[B]Termas 4x4[/B]: Rua Buenos Aires 44, Centro. Entry: R70,30 min: R350. Best time: 5-8 PM for full lineup.

[B]Centro de Lazer MV30 Club[/B]: Rua Mairink Veiga 30, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R150.

[B]Uphouse Nightclub[/B]: Av. Mem de S 89, Lapa. Entry: R10,30 min: R150,1 h:300.

[B]Club 502[/B]: Rua Alfandega 55, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R170.

[B]Dolce Vita[/B]: Av. Atlantica 1424. Not recommended.

[B]7. Transportation[/B]

[B]Uber/99[/B]: Safe and affordable.

Airport to Copacabana: R60 R120 (1225 USD).

Short trips: R15 R40 (38 USD).

[B]Metro (So Paulo)[/B]: R4. 40 (1 USD) per ride. Not 24/7.

[B]Taxis[/B]: Use only official taxis or apps like Taxi Rio. Risk of overcharging.

[B]8. Safety & Tips[/B]

Pickpockets: Common in Copacabana, Lapa, and public transport.

ATMs: Use only inside banks to avoid skimming fraud.

Guest Registration: Some hotels require guest ID registration.

Fake Uber Drivers: Always verify license plate and driver details.

[B]9. Tipping Guidelines[/B]

Not Expected: Tipping is not customary in Brazil.

Alternative: Bring small gifts like chocolates, perfume, or accessories.

If Tipping:

Bartenders / Waiters: R5 R20 (14 USD).

Hotel Staff: R10 R20 (24 USD).

[B]10. Key Reminders[/B]

Termas Best Time: 5-8 PM for full lineups.

Prives Hours: Monday-Friday (10 AM-10 PM), Saturday (10 AM6 PM), closed Sundays.

WhatsApp Bookings: Many massage spots and private clubs accept bookings via WhatsApp.

Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).[/QUOTE]The visa cost is $80, expensive.

Most of the buildings in BR are run by minimum wage types who just go through the mindless process without substance. I've seen mongers used expired student cards with no photo etc.

It's dead easy to get stuff in Thailand / Vietnam that looks official, holograms, you name it. Papal Consigliere, James Bond MI6, Fiji / Moldovia drivers license, Ambassador, Pilot or werewolf. Crazy farangs paying baht for plastic lah! Just keep it simple, John Smith, Billy Hayes, Richard Nixon and a made up number. Next trip I might get a dog collar and dress up as a priest ID for brothel visits, though because it is over 18 consenting women they might get suspicious.

USA is going to hell in a handbasket, I think it's time to leave, there is just no good scenario, overtaxed, overpriced and undersexed and mostly uneducated. Sad what the republic became.

Dude hell of a post thanks!

Will be heading out to RJ at the end of the month. Staying at Barra de Tijuca, thinking of using metro to get around and or buses during daylight. So to recap everyone who is not a Carioca reports better service in Termas than SPAS. One round in a terms is basically 800 to 1000 BRL in comparison to 200 in a SPA. Mixed feelings honestly, anyone recommends either place with bunch of loiras to fuck?

Well, I've been having a blast here. The advantage that Brazil, and Rio in particular, has over the rest of the world is that the garotas have the best bodies in the business. Every woman that I've been with thus far have told me that they workout in the gym and it definitely shows. In fact, I have seen some who can participate in body building competitions. The girl I was with last night (Malu at Monte Carlo) was so toned that I could not pinch a centimeter of skin on her (except her bolt-ONS). I have not been disappointed by service so far. I think the level of service in Rio is above that of Sao Paulo. All that having been said I think there are other countries that beat Brazil in the facial looks department. German FKKs for one. I would also say Colombia is a possibility but the jury is still out on that.

[QUOTE=KCK12;2990533]Will be heading out to RJ at the end of the month. Staying at Barra de Tijuca, thinking of using metro to get around and or buses during daylight. So to recap everyone who is not a Carioca reports better service in Termas than SPAS. One round in a terms is basically 800 to 1000 BRL in comparison to 200 in a SPA. Mixed feelings honestly, anyone recommends either place with bunch of loiras to fuck?[/QUOTE]Hey, I'm staying in Barra da Tijuca as well. Good choice. Unfortunately I can't help you with your decision as I've only been doing termas. Have not even been to Perola Negra yet although its in the vicinity. Hopefully someone will chime in as I may be open to sampling a spa for the first time. Uber to Copacabana is just BRL 45 depending on where you're staying in Barra as opposed to BRL 85 by taxi. Bear in mind depending on where you are staying you may still have to uber to Jardim Oceanico metro stop or to a bus stop. If you are fit you could foot it.

I ate something over the weekend that gave me the shits! Was out of commission Sunday and Monday. It reminds me of my very first trip to Brazil many years ago when I lost a day of "production" after having eaten some sushi. Not sure what caused it this time, but think it was some meat I had at a restaurant. Well, I've been much sicker from food poisoning in the States. Back on it tonight!

As the title states this will be my first trip overseas for the hobby I just wanted to know the best place to setup shop for the week, I'm bringing a friend so it'the have to be big enough and also we want a pretty central location. Any recommendations would help we are going in may.

It's kind of funny when people call them spas. Well, I guess they do have showers, LOL.

Send me a PM.

[QUOTE=BenjiGold1999;2990801]As the title states this will be my first trip overseas for the hobby I just wanted to know the best place to setup shop for the week, I'm bringing a friend so it'the have to be big enough and also we want a pretty central location. Any recommendations would help we are going in may.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2990813]It's kind of funny when people call them spas. Well, I guess they do have showers, LOL.[/QUOTE]Shared showers. LOL.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2990783]I ate something over the weekend that gave me the shits! Was out of commission Sunday and Monday. It reminds me of my very first trip to Brazil many years ago when I lost a day of "production" after having eaten some sushi. Not sure what caused it this time, but think it was some meat I had at a restaurant. Well, I've been much sicker from food poisoning in the States. Back on it tonight![/QUOTE]Getting ill on a trip sucks. I came down with a bad case of bronchitis in Pattaya one time that put me put of action for a week and Omicron in RJ where I felt bad for 3 or 4 days and self-isolated for 10 days total. Your health is the most important thing. Good to hear you are feeling better.

Or is overall quality down in the termas? I think it's some of both. I mean with time I've gotten really, really picky. I know what I like. And if I don't see it then I'm not buying! I'm not one of these mongers using viagra or cialis to try to fuck women who don't even attract me. At the same time, I do believe overall quality is down. I'm just not seeing as many hot women working in the termas like when I first started coming to Brazil, especially brancas. I think I have to finally agree with Steve at this point. Sao Paulo is the current superior destination in Brazil for hooring and wenching!

Today vagabundo went to meet a porn star at metro general Osório at 14 h in an appointment. She didn't get on WhatsApp until 15 h came out with a guy. I said Hi and talked to her on the street, and then at the cafe. She gave me her room number. As I thought about it I remembered being robbed at knife point by a hoar and a guy in copa. So I took a metro to centro met ISG slim# for a tour. He brought me a socp dagger but not the double edged version I wanted which was sold out on AMZN, and some memory for which I paid in local currency. I had scheduled with Catwoman but she flaked again and went home sick. This is because an hour with vagabundo means 60 minutes or at least 40 of penis in vagina rock and roll. I am a bad client. Jimmyboy a corrupt Vatican account, who looks great for 117.5 years old like Moses from the book of Deuteronomy had probably fucked cat, probably for an hour with his shriveled balls pumping their centurion sperm into her fallopian tubes. The very thought of it is like remembering your parents fuck. Doctor freud call your office. Anyway four of us, making 4 African basketball players all over 6 foot 10 went into EMPório for the presentation, then we went to the secret termas, where we got numbers, grabbed asses, and had a good time. Kira skin noir diamond confirmed for a pernoite and I went to the Muay Thai gym to grab my decathlon brand 70 liter ruck sack. Slim# was so happy he gave me a discount on my guide fee which is usually a FN FiveseveN with 10,000 rounds of armor piercing 5. 7 mm x 28 ammo. I caught a luxury bus back to recreio where I will fuck skin Kira diamond noir like an Italian emperor enslaving Ethiopia for roman Catholic tyrants 1900 years ago. 400+ uber for 230 minutes of raw fucking.

Oh yeah upa gives out PReP.

Euro college girls do exist in rio.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2990731]Well, I've been having a blast here. The advantage that Brazil, and Rio in particular, has over the rest of the world is that the garotas have the best bodies in the business. Every woman that I've been with thus far have told me that they workout in the gym and it definitely shows. In fact, I have seen some who can participate in body building competitions. The girl I was with last night (Malu at Monte Carlo) was so toned that I could not pinch a centimeter of skin on her (except her bolt-ONS). I have not been disappointed by service so far. I think the level of service in Rio is above that of Sao Paulo. All that having been said I think there are other countries that beat Brazil in the facial looks department. German FKKs for one. I would also say Colombia is a possibility but the jury is still out on that.[/QUOTE]

Rich clients are taking the best off the market faster due to tech like insta where even 6's and 7's are being asked if they want to do porn.

But there is a never ending stream of 18 year old 10's coming out of zona norte as there always has been.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2991094]Or is overall quality down in the termas? I think it's some of both. I mean with time I've gotten really, really picky. I know what I like. And if I don't see it then I'm not buying! I'm not one of these mongers using viagra or cialis to try to fuck women who don't even attract me. At the same time, I do believe overall quality is down. I'm just not seeing as many hot women working in the termas like when I first started coming to Brazil, especially brancas. I think I have to finally agree with Steve at this point. Sao Paulo is the current superior destination in Brazil for hooring and wenching![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;2991094]Or is overall quality down in the termas? I think it's some of both. I mean with time I've gotten really, really picky. I know what I like. And if I don't see it then I'm not buying! I'm not one of these mongers using viagra or cialis to try to fuck women who don't even attract me. At the same time, I do believe overall quality is down. I'm just not seeing as many hot women working in the termas like when I first started coming to Brazil, especially brancas. I think I have to finally agree with Steve at this point. Sao Paulo is the current superior destination in Brazil for hooring and wenching![/QUOTE]I went to Monte Carlo yesterday. Definitely a drop in count, enumeration Loria brancas. Not talking about quality only the countable set hot Loria brancas with secy bundas as in the past. I still had a blast with garotas known for a year or two in MC.

My comparison is Abbobora Clinica in Moema. If a place has more loira brancas or less in comparison. Abbobora had one of the deepest benches of blonde brancas lineup 10-12 in Moema that I experienced, for normal clinicas. Based on count NOT quality.

Scandallo brancas Abbobora clinca.

Monte Carlos brancas < Abbobora brancas.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2990956]Getting ill on a trip sucks. I came down with a bad case of bronchitis in Pattaya one time that put me put of action for a week and Omicron in RJ where I felt bad for 3 or 4 days and self-isolated for 10 days total. Your health is the most important thing. Good to hear you are feeling better.[/QUOTE]I have my share of illness. I have been to emergency room 3 times this year alone. LOL. I have local insurance so I just use them.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2991253]I have my share of illness. I have been to emergency room 3 times this year alone. LOL. I have local insurance so I just use them.[/QUOTE]Good Health Insurance is a necessity these days. Without it the hospitals will charge you and arm and a leg. My Dad is 94 and I have taken him to the emergency room 4 or 5 times in the last 12 months for UTI & Sepsis. That Sepsis can kill you! Anyway, the hospital bill / charges before Insurance takes over are unbelievable. Hope you are good. Stay healthy!

[QUOTE=Tochka;2991247]I went to Monte Carlo yesterday. Definitely a drop in count, enumeration Loria brancas. Not talking about quality only the countable set hot Loria brancas with secy bundas as in the past. I still had a blast with garotas known for a year or two in MC.

My comparison is Abbobora Clinica in Moema. If a place has more loira brancas or less in comparison. Abbobora had one of the deepest benches of blonde brancas lineup 10-12 in Moema that I experienced, for normal clinicas. Based on count NOT quality.

Scandallo brancas Abbobora clinca.

Monte Carlos brancas < Abbobora brancas.[/QUOTE]If its Wednesday 19 you're referring to then we were there at the same time. I went with a Negra, not the one with the stockings up to the top of her thighs. Saw a couple that I would like to bang but all, including the one I went with, are not really worth the asking price.

You guys are totally correct the talent is down and certainly less than Sao Paulo. However, the service is still top notch. Seriously considering what's available in the prives.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2991107]Today vagabundo went to meet a porn star at metro general Osrio at 14 h in an appointment. She didn't get on WhatsApp until 15 h came out with a guy. I said Hi and talked to her on the street, and then at the cafe. She gave me her room number. As I thought about it I remembered being robbed at knife point by a hoar and a guy in copa. So I took a metro to centro met ISG slim# for a tour. He brought me a socp dagger but not the double edged version I wanted which was sold out on AMZN, and some memory for which I paid in local currency. I had scheduled with Catwoman but she flaked again and went home sick. This is because an hour with vagabundo means 60 minutes or at least 40 of penis in vagina rock and roll. I am a bad client. Jimmyboy a corrupt Vatican account, who looks great for 117.5 years old like Moses from the book of Deuteronomy had probably fucked cat, probably for an hour with his shriveled balls pumping their centurion sperm into her fallopian tubes. The very thought of it is like remembering your parents fuck. Doctor freud call your office. Anyway four of us, making 4 African basketball players all over 6 foot 10 went into EMPrio for the presentation, then we went to the secret termas, where we got numbers, grabbed asses, and had a good time. Kira skin noir diamond confirmed for a pernoite and I went to the Muay Thai gym to grab my decathlon brand 70 liter ruck sack. Slim# was so happy he gave me a discount on my guide fee which is usually a FN FiveseveN with 10,000 rounds of armor piercing 5. 7 mm x 28 ammo. I caught a luxury bus back to recreio where I will fuck skin Kira diamond noir like an Italian emperor enslaving Ethiopia for roman Catholic tyrants 1900 years ago. 400+ uber for 230 minutes of raw fucking.

Oh yeah upa gives out PReP.[/QUOTE]I just wanted to say thank you for the posts. Just reading them is pretty amazing. I am really starting to think you may be the William S Burroughs of our time and place. I have never read anything quite like it, forget forums and such, this is brilliant man. Really thank you!

What travel insurance / hospitals / emergency rooms / specialists in Rio can you recommend or have a personal experience with?

Yes, slightly off topic, but let's face it -- not way off. I stopped leaving the country without a travel insurance about 8 years ago. I used Allianz for years and never had an issue until last year when they refused to reimburse me for a stupid Airbnb fee. It wasn't much, but it still hurt.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2991253]I have my share of illness. I have been to emergency room 3 times this year alone. LOL. I have local insurance so I just use them.[/QUOTE]Nounce, clean out your private messages when you get a chance. You are full and can't accept any new ones.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2991384]What travel insurance / hospitals / emergency rooms / specialists in Rio can you recommend or have a personal experience with?[/QUOTE]During 35 years in Brazil I only had to use brazilian health care a few times. I always have a travel insurance but I never cared to use it. The first time, 1993, I had a parasite (bicho do pé) that had laid egg inside one of my toes, the service was quite primitive as I was in a small village. It was like they took a knife and opened my toe and then a spoon to carve out the parasite and the eggs.

In Rio I got really ill about ten years ago. I went to UPA (Unidade de Pronto Atendimento), Rua Siqueira Campos (close to the metro). UPA really impressed me. I've rarely seen such efficiency in Brazil. When I arrived at UPA they first registered me (bring passport). Very soon they called me to a room where a nurse did a pre-check to see what problem I had. Then I got called to another room where a doctor examined me thoroughly. After that I went to a super hot nurse that gave me an injection in my butt. After that I went to a desk and got some medicine. Everything took about 2 hours and it was all for free.

A friend of mine hade the same health issue. He likes to spend a lot of money so he went Hospital Copa d'Or, on Rua Figueiredo de Magalhães. He got exactly the same service. The difference was that he had long waiting times and his visit took 6 hours. Besides that he payed 800 reais.

So I warmly recommend UPA in Copacabana.

Oh yeah upa gives out PReP.

Free.

I went to UPA on Aryton Senna in Barra, and it took 1 h20, same efficient process. Hot as fuck doctor. Naturally, I did try to get her number, but not suprisingnly given that I was asking her for a HIV prevention medicine due to my risky sex practices, she declined. If I went back, though, I am sure I could charm her into a swing date on Saturday at Paris Cafe.

After the Trump admin came in (not sure if there is a correlation due to USAID funding cuts), the regular farmacies don't carry PReP, but a pharmacist told me to go to the public health and it worked, and again, it's free.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2991539]During 35 years in Brazil I only had to use brazilian health care a few times. I always have a travel insurance but I never cared to use it. The first time, 1993, I had a parasite (bicho do p) that had laid egg inside one of my toes, the service was quite primitive as I was in a small village. It was like they took a knife and opened my toe and then a spoon to carve out the parasite and the eggs.

In Rio I got really ill about ten years ago. I went to UPA (Unidade de Pronto Atendimento), Rua Siqueira Campos (close to the metro). UPA really impressed me. I've rarely seen such efficiency in Brazil. When I arrived at UPA they first registered me (bring passport). Very soon they called me to a room where a nurse did a pre-check to see what problem I had. Then I got called to another room where a doctor examined me thoroughly. After that I went to a super hot nurse that gave me an injection in my butt. After that I went to a desk and got some medicine. Everything took about 2 hours and it was all for free.

A friend of mine hade the same health issue. He likes to spend a lot of money so he went Hospital Copa d'Or, on Rua Figueiredo de Magalhes. He got exactly the same service. The difference was that he had long waiting times and his visit took 6 hours. Besides that he payed 800 reais.

So I warmly recommend UPA in Copacabana.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=SnowNFlow;2991290]I just wanted to say thank you for the posts. Just reading them is pretty amazing. I am really starting to think you may be the William S Burroughs of our time and place. I have never read anything quite like it, forget forums and such, this is brilliant man. Really thank you![/QUOTE]

Kira Skin Noir Diamond, breaking her in again.

So I had Kira Skin Noir Diamond over for a pernoite, 400 r plus uber or that was the plan. Actually, since I made the mistake of waiting to 23 h, no ubers would work, so at 05 h, she messages me, and says, I can come over to noon. OK, I had her over, we had a hate fuck, literally arguing with each other and gouging and clenching necks while fucking, her lean, muscled mulatta body writhing in 3 positions, and since Vagabundo coached wrestling and is looking to start jiu jitsu and does train muay thai, he likes fucking a chick who likes to fight. Call me a sick bastard, but it pumps my nads to have a girl insult me while my penis is in her vagina, makes me want to train harder, to wit.

Skin noir asks if I have ganja, which I don't, but I have a half a joint that ann amari or maybe nina deponca or nia nacci quatro had, so she finds it naturally, as she cleans, which is a plus. We only fucked once for 20 minutes. But then, god bless her skinny little narrow negra ass, she cleans, like really cleans, wipes down the horizontals in the kitchen, stows the pots and pans, picks up all the rubbish, and together we toss it out. Now this is beauty.

Then she gives me a massage, like a good massage, using my heavy duty massager from decathlon (which by the way is the best store for rio, leave it to the french).

This is while the washer is running.

About 10 am, though she gets a call from someone claiming to be her father, saying she has to go to the hospital for her avo (grandmother) who has had a heart attack. Either good acting or real, her naked body, which I had been enjoying watching boucing around my apartment like a good french negra maid, naked, with her shaved kunt, shudders. I mean, we are ready for fuck number two, and just like that, she gets her 300 pernoite plus uber (350) and she is gone. We had been fighting because some ISG member who I will not name paid her 1300 r for 4 hours, like what the actual fuck, that is the only thing that truly will send vagabundo into a rage, giving a wingman a number of a girl who fucks like a pro bare and then totally fucking up my pricing.

So, that is 3 nights ago, and today, vagabundo goes into a centro prive (I leave the details vague because I live here and barebacking is technically against house and civil rules and fuck the feminazis if they can't let the kunts open up and take my dick), and in the presentation, out comes kira diamond, and in goes my dick, for 40 minutes total, the whole revel by felipe ret album.

Last night I skipped muay thai to do a pernoite with a girl who it turns out was luring me into ambushes, which in my military mind, I knew, and I therefore mitigated successfully. First she lured me down a street north of presidente vargas to get her bags, about 500 meters in when she started to go up a hill on stairs, I turned around and foot patrolled back past the look outs to a main street. She came out 15 minutes later and we supposedly were going to a hotel, but she was really playing a game to get me to look at my phone, exposing it, as she backed out of our deal for 400 r for pernoite. A guy comes up and tried to snatch the phone, but I had it tied to a vertex SOCP pouch, the smaller one, and then, using some muay thai footwork, I back peddled into said hotel, which knows me. Maybe the fact that I had a shirt that says muay thai on the front detered the attacker from coming after me in that critical moment, or maybe it was that I already had my hands on a knife and elctroshock, or that I was in a kickboxing stance, but I did ok in a situation that I should have seen coming. These kunts are evil. She too had been gringoed by some idiot who overpaid her, and I have already reported her true name and image to my consulate and to a civil police guy, and I plan to prosecute this attempted robbery. So it goes. The phone was tied to my belt with a parachute cord that cost less than a dollar set up for me by ann amari, years ago, who by the way, also remotely calls me an uber when my 99 app is not working.

Anyway, I bang kira skin noir diamond for 40 minutes for 200 reais. There is more of the fucking wrestling (see californication punching and fucking), and in so doing I am reclaiming mastery over part of my harem from the idiot who overpaid and spoiled her. She gives me an excellent 10 minute massage. I mean, she is calling me every name in the book, she tries to end the session early, but I say, it started at 13 h27 and I will call the management, and I finally creampie her in another round of fucking after the massage. I resolve to drop drinking and smoking in favor of the higher high that comes from muay thai.

So, thoroughly fucked out, vagabundo goes to a juice stand, gives them 125 ML of whey protein and has them make a acai protein smoothie, then hops on the metro to his office where he keeps most of his valuable electronics, money, ID, etc. My landlord has like 15 processos including for ameaca, threats, and most of my valuables are not subject to a lock out, which I don't think he would do as I have screenshoted the processos and sent them to my consulate, and told him I have done so. Just playing defense.

From my office, I take a uber home to recreio. Kira skin noir calls and texts me asking for me to do a pernoite with her for 450 r. I tell her tomorrow. So I am on my way to subjecting the mulatta hard bodied wench whom I truly do like to the authority of vagabundo again, which is as it should be in the extended book of deuteronomy on the sabbath. Shabatt shalom mother fuckers.

That's the only way I can describe my latest trip to Rio. It started out great, but was mostly downhill from there. This turned out to be my worst mongering experience in Rio ever! The reason is that I simply did not find enough hot girls (especially brancas) working in the termas as on previous trips. There were some bright spots (Quatro por Quatro, Solarium, Perola Negra), but it was mostly pretty abysmal. I'm talking near empty, low energy clubs featuring mostly fat and / or just plain ugly women! I'm not ready to give up on Rio yet, but I need to play it differently next time if this is how it's going to be. I probably won't stay as long and spend more time in Sao Paulo and exploring other parts of Brazil that interest me. And I think it would be a good idea to stay in some other part of town other than Copa just to bring in some newness and some freshness.

Where did all the hotties go? Vagabundo says they're being snapped up by rich Brazilians before they hit the open market. I think some of it is the lingering effects of COVID too. Lots of girls took it online and never came back. Working from home! Well, I'm not about to fly all the way to Rio just to sit in my hotel trying to find tutes via the Internet! I don't know. Have to find a way to bring back some of the magic of hooring and wenching in Rio. Balboa says it's done! Even in Sampa I found the action not as busy. But I'm going to attribute that to me being there during Carnaval (I won't do that again). I have a few more days in Brazil before wrapping up this otherwise amazing month-long journey (there is more to Brazil to enjoy than mongering). I plan to do some wrap-up trip reports, but don't expect them to be that glowing, fun, and entertaining. I just don't have a lot of quality material to work with this time. Nothing stays the same. It is what it is.

Rio de Janeiro is really an amazing city. I have been here many times before but now I appreciate it even more. The mongering is not as good as it used to be mainly because the quality of girls have declined but fortunately the service remains the same. As time goes on I tend to value the ambience of a destination more than before. The beach, the food, the friendliness of the non-pros have all conspired to make this city a worthy competitor with Pattaya as a destination site for residence. I am already planning my next trip back here even before my visit to Thailand in the summer. You guys who live here are very lucky.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2991539]During 35 years in Brazil I only had to use brazilian health care a few times. I always have a travel insurance but I never cared to use it. The first time, 1993, I had a parasite (bicho do p) that had laid egg inside one of my toes, the service was quite primitive as I was in a small village. It was like they took a knife and opened my toe and then a spoon to carve out the parasite and the eggs.

In Rio I got really ill about ten years ago. I went to UPA (Unidade de Pronto Atendimento), Rua Siqueira Campos (close to the metro). UPA really impressed me. I've rarely seen such efficiency in Brazil. When I arrived at UPA they first registered me (bring passport). Very soon they called me to a room where a nurse did a pre-check to see what problem I had. Then I got called to another room where a doctor examined me thoroughly. After that I went to a super hot nurse that gave me an injection in my butt. After that I went to a desk and got some medicine. Everything took about 2 hours and it was all for free.[/QUOTE]Wow! I've always known that price and quality don't always correlate in our hobby, but I'm pleasantly surprised about this being a case for a free clinic in Brazil. I probably wouldn't risk it on my own. Thanks Sperto!

[QUOTE=TheCane;2991729]That's the only way I can describe my latest trip to Rio. It started out great, but was mostly downhill from there. [/QUOTE]Cane, I think I asked before but it might've not passed the mods: it what establishment did you have bad experiences? Can you share?

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2991856]Cane, I think I asked before but it might've not passed the mods: it what establishment did you have bad experiences? Can you share?[/QUOTE]All of them except for Quatro por Quatro, Solarium, Monte Carlo, and Perola Negra. Hit a lot of places. Full report later.

There are a lot of brancas in Perola Negra and the beaches of barra.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2991729]That's the only way I can describe my latest trip to Rio. It started out great, but was mostly downhill from there. This turned out to be my worst mongering experience in Rio ever! The reason is that I simply did not find enough hot girls (especially brancas) working in the termas as on previous trips. There were some bright spots (Quatro por Quatro, Solarium, Perola Negra), but it was mostly pretty abysmal. I'm talking near empty, low energy clubs featuring mostly fat and / or just plain ugly women! I'm not ready to give up on Rio yet, but I need to play it differently next time if this is how it's going to be. I probably won't stay as long and spend more time in Sao Paulo and exploring other parts of Brazil that interest me. And I think it would be a good idea to stay in some other part of town other than Copa just to bring in some newness and some freshness.

Where did all the hotties go? Vagabundo says they're being snapped up by rich Brazilians before they hit the open market. I think some of it is the lingering effects of COVID too. Lots of girls took it online and never came back. Working from home! Well, I'm not about to fly all the way to Rio just to sit in my hotel trying to find tutes via the Internet! I don't know. Have to find a way to bring back some of the magic of hooring and wenching in Rio. Balboa says it's done! Even in Sampa I found the action not as busy. But I'm going to attribute that to me being there during Carnaval (I won't do that again). I have a few more days in Brazil before wrapping up this otherwise amazing month-long journey (there is more to Brazil to enjoy than mongering). I plan to do some wrap-up trip reports, but don't expect them to be that glowing, fun, and entertaining. I just don't have a lot of quality material to work with this time. Nothing stays the same. It is what it is.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;2991729]Lots of girls took it online and never came back. Working from home! Well, I'm not about to fly all the way to Rio just to sit in my hotel trying to find tutes via the Internet! I don't know. Have to find a way to bring back some of the magic of hooring and wenching in Rio. Balboa says it's done! [/QUOTE]You either change with the times or go without. I am sure there were people refusing to leave behind their horse and buggy after cars were invented too.

Can't be mad at someone wanting to work on-call from home instead of sitting bored in a loud dark club being plied with alcohol all day, hoping to get a customer. That shit must be worse than working on a cruise ship. Having to constantly be a party for some guys who in the end my not even want to pay them for sex. Stay home until someone calls to cut to the chase appears to be in their best interest.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2991856]Cane, I think I asked before but it might've not passed the mods: it what establishment did you have bad experiences? Can you share?[/QUOTE]I think performance is not the problem. This is what he said.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2991729] The reason is that I simply did not find enough hot girls (especially brancas) working in the termas as on previous trips. [/QUOTE]If you count all the girls in all termas listed, it probably will be less than the number of girls in Scandallo or Casaroa in Sao Paulo. Even if you go to Scandallo everyday, it will feel stale over a few weeks because the limit imposed by his criteria.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2991850]Wow! I've always known that price and quality don't always correlate in our hobby, but I'm pleasantly surprised about this being a case for a free clinic in Brazil. I probably wouldn't risk it on my own. Thanks Sperto![/QUOTE]I have been to the public hospital and it is also good for what I need. I sprained my ankle. I went to a nearby hospital and found the proper department. I provided my passport card and waited for my turn. The doctor had me take an x-ray, and told me there was no real physical damage and sent me home. The doctor spoke English too.I made an appointment with my doctor in US and got the same diagnosis. My doctor made an exception to see me for free because he was only licensed in the state I reside and I was in Sao Paulo.

I also saw a doctor in private clinic and it was not cheap. I think I spent more than are $1000 including test.

If you get a good private insurance, the hospital usually are more modern and rooms sometimes are luxurious. I have stayed in a room that is a one bed room suite like a hotel for free from my private insurance. Healthcare, private or public usually is better in large city like Sao Paulo from my experience.

One should put less weight on the bad reviews on google in Brazil or other countries, because it does not reflect the real situation.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2991975]I think performance is not the problem. This is what he said. If you count all the girls in all termas listed, it probably will be less than the number of girls in Scandallo or Casaroa in Sao Paulo. Even if you go to Scandallo everyday, it will feel stale over a few weeks because the limit imposed by his criteria.[/QUOTE]I'm not only interested in brancas. I'm just saying there are hardly any working in the termas these days along with just a lot of plain fat and / or ugly women of all shades. Long ago when I started going to Brazil brancas were always in the vast minority, but there were enough pretty ones on duty, plus very attractive morenas. My favorite termas girl of all times is a morena.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2991953]You either change with the times or go without. Can't be mad at someone wanting to work on-call from home.[/QUOTE]I was pretty clear that I will have to play it differently next time. And nobody is mad. As I said. It is what it is.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2991729] I'm not about to fly all the way to Rio just to sit in my hotel trying to find tutes via the Internet! I don't know. Have to find a way to bring back some of the magic of hooring and wenching in Rio. Balboa says it's done! Even in Sampa I found the action not as busy. But I'm going to attribute that to me being there during Carnaval (I won't do that again)...[/QUOTE]I can't remember saying that "it's done" (Brazil). Though maybe I did while in a bad mood one day, LOL.

I'm back in Brazil tomorrow as a matter of fact, flying a favorite in from SP for a couple days in Rio, then back to the hunt.

I'm a diamond hunter in the lower end venues. I almost always find one.

In SP, Casarao has been great lately for me as well as other scattered places around town.

I'm not a Scandallo guy, though I go at times when a buddy really wants to go.

I normally just chit chat and get numbers.

In Rio, all over Centro and VM, etc. I enjoy it.

Plus I've got a good group of GF's I made over time and just a phone call away.

I do agree about Carnaval time. I usually avoid Brazil at that time.

The parades, the dance, etc are beautiful, I'm just not into crowds and slowness of normal venues at that time.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Balboa;2992035]I can't remember saying that "it's done" (Brazil). Though maybe I did while in a bad mood one day, LOL.[/QUOTE]It's gone! Remember now? You said it about Rio (not about Brazil in general). Maybe you were in a bad mood then LOL!

[URL]https://youtu.be/dvRwZga4hAE?si=K5uRHfK1RXZx6D9Z[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheCane;2991941]All of them except for Quatro por Quatro, Solarium, Monte Carlo, and Perola Negra. Hit a lot of places. Full report later.[/QUOTE]Thanks. That's all I need. As long as Tier 1 termas are still good, I'm a happy camper. If I manage to find someone doable at Eden, Bel Prazer / Dark Room or other prives like this, that's a cherry on top.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2991856]Cane, I think I asked before but it might've not passed the mods: it what establishment did you have bad experiences? Can you share?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nounce;2991978]I have been to the public hospital and it is also good for what I need. I sprained my ankle. I went to a nearby hospital and found the proper department. I provided my passport card and waited for my turn. The doctor had me take an x-ray, and told me there was no real physical damage and sent me home. The doctor spoke English too.I made an appointment with my doctor in US and got the same diagnosis. My doctor made an exception to see me for free because he was only licensed in the state I reside and I was in Sao Paulo.

I also saw a doctor in private clinic and it was not cheap. I think I spent more than are $1000 including test.

If you get a good private insurance, the hospital usually are more modern and rooms sometimes are luxurious. I have stayed in a room that is a one bed room suite like a hotel for free from my private insurance. Healthcare, private or public usually is better in large city like Sao Paulo from my experience.

One should put less weight on the bad reviews on google in Brazil or other countries, because it does not reflect the real situation.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Do you live or work in Brazil? I presume that's the only way to get a private insurance.

I always buy a travel insurance that covers medical expenses up to a certain degree. Of course, it's not ideal, because you're supposed to pay first, then cross your fingers hoping they reimburse you without a hitch.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2992027]I was pretty clear that I will have to play it differently next time. And nobody is mad. As I said. It is what it is.[/QUOTE]Not saying you in particular. I am saying people in general.

[QUOTE=Degenerate24;2990047]The visa cost is $80, expensive.[/QUOTE]The new Visa year is 2025.

Does this mean the visa requirement is pushed back another year to April 2025?

[QUOTE=LoverBoy#2;2992137]The new Visa year is 2025.[/QUOTE]

See this map from economist dot com for.

1. where the brancas ('brancos") are.

2. where it is safest.

The short answer for both, is barra.

Barra the tijuca.

This would mean.

If you want brancas, not just in the termas, but also on the beaches, stay in barra the tijuca.

If you want to be safest, same.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2991945]There are a lot of brancas in Perola Negra and the beaches of barra.[/QUOTE]

My research is telling me that the best prive for quality of girls and rooms is Belprazer, Av. Rio Branco, 185 - sala 2114 - Centro. This trip to Rio is my first ever totally cashless visit. Anyone knows whether this prive accepts credit cards?

[QUOTE=Turgid;2992238]My research is telling me that the best prive for quality of girls and rooms is Belprazer, Av. Rio Branco, 185 - sala 2114 - Centro. This trip to Rio is my first ever totally cashless visit. Anyone knows whether this prive accepts credit cards?[/QUOTE]Yes, Belprazer accept cards. I always pay cash so I can't say if the price paying with cards is the same as when paying with cash (some privées have different prices).

[QUOTE=Sperto;2992241]Yes, Belprazer accept cards. I always pay cash so I can't say if the price paying with cards is the same as when paying with cash (some prives have different prices).[/QUOTE]For example, Monte Carlo charges BRL50 more if paying with card. Not so 4X4. I'm wary of using card at Centaurus, too many reports of scamming by that terma.

Catwoman Cherry Torn bare.

Vagabundo vagabundo's into centro from his office, having replaced a valuable laptop with a burner laptop, but a great laptop, a thinkpad carbon refurbished gen 7 which can be had on amazon for about 300 USD now. I guess that must have been mid afternoon after moving some stuff out of the gym to a new apartment at barra posto 7, more to follow on that over the next 4 months.

Cherry Torn when I have been scheduling with her has been flaking most likely because I am not a good client. A good client has sex for 5 minutes, which is why they are serving you alcohol. But I drop in without announcement, and she is there at the front desk at 15 h, and so we schedule at 16 h. Romantically, I sit in the bar area while she fucks another dude for 40 minutes, entertained by her coming out naked to the bathrooms. Eventually, I get into a room. Take a shower. I have a cold, IE, gripe. So, I know I am not going to be the best fuck. As it is, we have sex for 20 minutes, a half creampie, she is a little angry because a wad of my man seed flows down her leg, see, I say, I pulled out, I came on your leg, but I shot most of my load into her pussy. She is mad. Sort of. I showed her my recent test. We walked about needing to see the full panel for all the stds not just HIV negative. I needed to fuck. She fucked me. But she wasn't that mad. She comes back in, gives me a massage, and then a blow job, after I showered, and blows me, I get it up, we fuck some more for 10 minutes.

Cost per fuck per minute of 230 (180 + 50 bare)/ 30 so, 8 ish.

In my prime, last year, I am doing 60 minutes of sex twice a day before muay thai nites, sometimes another 120 minutes of muay thai for 240 minutes of cardio, legit, cardio fueled by good university chow hall food and protein powder with no ganja because I have broken up (again) with anne amari during which I do not smoke ganja, which is better anyway.

Now, though, I am not in my prime. But I check the box.

As if by telekenisis, by some super natural power that levitates my sperm up in catwoman's pretty vagina, just then, kira skin noir sends me desperate messages, saying she will cook, fuck, clean, treat me so well.

I tell the kunt, meet me at rua san jose 35.

Look, I hate these kunts. They are little ADHD balls of ganja and nicotine fueled engines of desperation but they will not chill, will not slow down, they want to ride in on a moto uber on command, and then have some stupid emergency like their grandmother had a heart attack, they will say, oh your friend paid me so much more than you do, and use the excuse to leave early promise to come back to sleep, and then just ADHD their little way along in zona norte where no carioca would put up with their stupid emotional shit, as if any of those broke ass locals had any money. The really evil ones like Dominique Simone Nia nacci quatro will actively try to ambush you.

But Kira skin noir diamond waits. I take the executive bus back to recreio, 2 hours. I text kira. She doesn't respond. I go to sleep. She tries to come over in the morning. A long text war ensues. Engaging in such is idiotic on my part. You have to use simple commands, and if they don't show up, then just move on.

As I am leaving the prive yesterday, I say to the tia, the manager, I have about 5 girls I want to refer to you. She asks for loiras, blonds. So there is that. None of the girls are blonds. I want to refer the girls to her because they have good wet kunts and are good fucks but are impossible to schedule with because they are fucking impossible to schedule with.

The local cariocas don't even speak portoguese.

They speak in coded, minimalist abreviations.

Even the educated ones, or so called educated ones.

Midori deux offers me her anal hole, which is a nice thought and I want on Sunday night. But she wants me to go and put credits on her phone so I can talk to her on the street. She said she would be at u24 at 13 h last week on some day. I tell her via text. I won't wait.

She wasn't there, I didn't wait.

Vila mimosa girls, the diamonds. Girls from the secret termas, or from MV31, good juicy pussies and good fucks, deep french kissers, good talent for [URL]exploitedblackteens.com[/URL], not 10's, but solid 8's or 7's which is the sweet spot. Morenas.

But for gods sake none of these kunts can execute a simple plan like, come to rua san Jose 35 , ie, the executive bus station.

No.

That would be chato, boring.

That would mean waiting for the bus.

That would mean sitting on a bus for 2 hour bus ride, 23 r which over a year, saves thousands of reais over calling an uber every time. For the price of a uber to and from recreio / barra, you can fuck for an hour in centro prives.

All of this friction results in actual hatred on the part of the long term resident of rio. Hatred of how stupid these idiots are. Their ideal client is some really old rich American guy who will spend 200 on an uber from way the fuck in zona norte to their hotel for a few hours, say 4, overpay by 200%, and then send another 200 uber back. So. Don't do that. Or if you do, don't talk to vagabundo, ever.

But, my wad or at least part of up inside catwoman has me nut busted and chill for the day.

So it goes.

What would be entirely worthwhile is some non pros, who are not working with other guys. I have some of those. Tuesday, I am texting those.

Further to brancas.

[URL]https://barravipsrio.com/[/URL]

A lot of those girls lived at.

Transamerica, av gastao senges 395, before vagabundo was kicked out on contrived reasons but the real reason being the higher rental rate for Airbnb (fck Airbnb).

Av das Americas 7897 and rua Malibu 1355, which are pretty nice hotels except for the glaring problem with terrible internet, so bad in fact, that it cost traders a small fortune, and the ignorant, idiot management.

And those girls go to olegario maciel. Ie, just go to olegario maciel 108 and walk up and down.

But the only thing that those brancas and loiras were trading were their pussies for 500 - 800 r for a hour of (covered) sex.

So there you have it. Not hard at all to find the brancas in Rio.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2992158]See this map from economist dot com for.

1. where the brancas ('brancos") are.

2. where it is safest.

The short answer for both, is barra.

Barra the tijuca.

This would mean.

If you want brancas, not just in the termas, but also on the beaches, stay in barra the tijuca.

If you want to be safest, same.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2992518]
All of this friction results in actual hatred on the part of the long term resident of rio. Hatred of how stupid these idiots are. Their ideal client is some really old rich American guy who will spend 200 on an uber from way the fuck in zona norte to their hotel for a few hours, say 4, overpay by 200%, and then send another 200 uber back. So. Don't do that. Or if you do, don't talk to vagabundo, ever.
[/QUOTE]I had the same fucking issue with a prive girl last year. She was an excellent fuck in the prive and I figured I would have her come to my apartment on my last day in brasil and send me to the airport with a smile on my face. She had the nerve to tell me that the 150 R that I paid in the prive now costs 375 R for a home visit. When I mentioned that she doesn't even receive the full 150 R in the prive and she was upselling 3 X, she just said that is the price that all the girls charge to go to your hotel / Apartment. Plus, she wanted me to pay for an Uber from Belford Roxo all the way to Centro and them pay for the Uber back to her house. Altogether, it would have been about 600 R for one freaking hour with a prive girl. When I complained about the price, she said "I will make sure you have a good time". I texted back that "she would have to stay 24 hours for that price" . Told her to forget the hotel date, I would just see and fuck her for 150 R in the prive instead.

3 months later, I did see her in DV on 3 separate occasions, she left alone all 3 times. One night she had the nerve to ask me to pay for her uber home because she hadn't made any money and didn't want to take the bus / van, because it would take hours to get to her house. I politely declined and she stormed out of the club.

I come from the time period where girls would take the bus 2-3 hours to come to copa and make money. They would fuck your brains out and then clean your apartment before they left. These new girls expect gringos to roll out the red carpet for them. The reason why they ex[ect this type of treatment is because gringos are way overpaying and offering to purchase clothes, gifts, cell phones and sending them home in Ubers. The freelance girls are no longer on my radar. I stick to prives / termas, the internet and my rolodex!!

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2992547]Further to brancas.

[URL]https://barravipsrio.com/[/URL]

A lot of those girls lived at.

Transamerica, av gastao senges 395, before vagabundo was kicked out on contrived reasons but the real reason being the higher rental rate for Airbnb (fck Airbnb).

Av das Americas 7897 and rua Malibu 1355, which are pretty nice hotels except for the glaring problem with terrible internet, so bad in fact, that it cost traders a small fortune, and the ignorant, idiot management.

And those girls go to olegario maciel. Ie, just go to olegario maciel 108 and walk up and down.

But the only thing that those brancas and loiras were trading were their pussies for 500 - 800 r for a hour of (covered) sex.

So there you have it. Not hard at all to find the brancas in Rio.[/QUOTE]I'm in Barra and definitely there are by far majority brancas out and about. Met an American at the laundramat the other day who lives here. Super cool guy. Speaks fluent Portuguese. He's 68 and fit. Says his life is fantastic. He has a girlfriend and says the only problem is she's super jealous and sometimes accuses him of going with prostitutes (he didn't say whether he does or not and I clammed up on that as well). I could live here.

I hope this message doesn't take 3 days to post. I'm here in Ipanema, if we can arrange LMK. Drinks on me. I guess I don't have the luxury of messaging you direct as you are online right now.

Returning to Rio in July after few years of absence and decided to try different neighborhoods.

I usually stay in Copa but thinking of taking few days in Barra the Tijuca and Leblon. Anyone knows which hotels in Barra and Leblon are girl-friendly? Or an Airbnb in a girl-friendly building in either or both areas? Know nothing about those areas and would really appreciate help. You can check my handle. I contribute here when I'm away, or on USASG when home. Respond here or PM please.

Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, SWISS NAVY, came to Rio de Janeiro in 1954 with a 20 mm oerlikon cannon and eventually eight hundred and thirty two thousand stinger missiles with the mission of aquiring penthouses (cubertos) in Barra the Tijuca, to wait patiently for that day when Switzerland required him to deploy an army of brancas to cut off the balls of the enemies of Switzerland and our evil client, the Vatican. He will be moving to Barra Posto 7 from thence to scout out more properties for Lugano HoneyTraps, LLC, a Texas LLC.

Ad Usum Nostrorum Tantum / For Official Use Only.

To be added to the signal number, please send me a PM, but only if you know what a nine line brief and a SWIFT Code is.

By the way, fuck pix.

Pix just kinda says, pobre.

I don't have a Pix because I have so many fucking SWIFT Codes in my devices. Know what I mean?

My CPF? My cost per fuck per minute is 6 ish in centro. Working back to 230/60 = 4. Men, get your CPF under 4 if you really think you can hack it in the SWISS NAVY!

PM? Policia Militar? That steely look of death in my eyes as I meet the gaze of any Policia Militar in Brazil. Exactly how many Muay Thai belts do you have? How many controls do you have on F-18's in Udairi Range, 29 Palms Delta T, and the Swiss Naval Bombing Range up high in the mountains of the Eiger Peak, where I once dropped a 2000 pound JDAM on some minor character in Clint Eastwood's greatest movie, The Eiger Sanction?

[URL]https://youtu.be/LWbM8aEbSR8?si=U_r1zCQB2Ra441Ie[/URL]

My mentor in the United States has suffered an accident. But now, after a few months of peace from being bombarded with my ghost writing Covid 27 Riofornication, I shall reengage.

Because there up at the Eiger clearly is my mentor, who has traversed the dolomites. As a SWISS NAVY Special Warfare officer, and NOLS leader, dropping in airstrikes like it was cool, calling in medevacs from memory because SEALS train for that in The Basic School too, right? Right?

OK, look, it was bound to happen. My worlds converge. My next book club is a boring book about a guard in an art museum, not boring really, I slept well to it so I give it a 10, or more precisely, a 3 pi. But the assignment is to watch the Thomas Crowne Affair. Now send me some thomas crowne wingmen.

Rich hedge fund dudes who also know how to call in air strikes. Or you are not worthy.

Yes, Barra is filled with blondes, blondes like the Germans and Italians who fled to Brazil after the World Wars, up from Porto Allegre, Floripa, Santos. I know becuase German blood courses through my veins, and so does South Asian blood. My analyst at the school of medicine is vasco. She is hot. 27 ish. She wears cute little pants with cargo pockets below the knees. I year to push those up around my ears as I am fucking her, or cherry torn catwoman, or kira noir skin diamond, or ana foxxx or that colombian that nacho, inacio, was doing.

[URL]https://www.xvideos.com/video.kufthok2c1b/colombian_new_pornstar_receives_an_anal_doggy_style_fuck_from_nacho_vidal[/URL]

Franceska jaimes.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2992588]I'm in Barra and definitely there are by far majority brancas out and about. Met an American at the laundramat the other day who lives here. Super cool guy. Speaks fluent Portuguese. He's 68 and fit. Says his life is fantastic. He has a girlfriend and says the only problem is she's super jealous and sometimes accuses him of going with prostitutes (he didn't say whether he does or not and I clammed up on that as well). I could live here.[/QUOTE]

Please send me a pm.

[QUOTE=NutFast;2992600]I hope this message doesn't take 3 days to post. I'm here in Ipanema, if we can arrange LMK. Drinks on me. I guess I don't have the luxury of messaging you direct as you are online right now.[/QUOTE]

Try jimmyboy. Vagabundo is a little jammed up this week with a move. Maybe Friday or Saturday. Send me a pm.

[QUOTE=NutFast;2992600]I hope this message doesn't take 3 days to post. I'm here in Ipanema, if we can arrange LMK. Drinks on me. I guess I don't have the luxury of messaging you direct as you are online right now.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bravo;2992580]Altogether, it would have been about 600 R for one freaking hour with a prive girl. The reason why they expect this type of treatment is because gringos are way overpaying and offering to purchase clothes, gifts, cell phones and sending them home in Ubers. [/QUOTE]In the words of gringos, "It is only 600 [B]reals[/B]. Back home it would. " What is wrong with gifts for a hooker? Don't you give gifts to your mechanic, dentist, mailman, convenience store clerk, etc?

The claim is now that Americans are tired of tipping:

[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mEPtjzQXXmo&list=WL&index=59&pp=gAQBiAQB[/URL]

Hi fellow mongers.

I'm a total Rio / Brasil newbie and am visiting Rio for the first time next week.

Only have two nights next to Copacabana and am travelling with a group and having guided tours all day long.

If possible, I'd like to venture out a bit the termas (4x4 or Monte Carlo?) or may be even a discotheque / club.

Is there anythiing comparable like the famous Help?

Where is it safe going to and enjoying garotas do programma?

Any recommandation would be helpful!

Thanks and take care!

Cheers.

Am I getting old? I find it hard to understand I used to like this place. The music is too loud and the place is crazy crowded. Can't have a relaxed conversation with a garota. Not for me.

Vagabundo has ann amari over to help out with his sore ankle. We did fuck last night, like old people fuck, as my sergeant instructors in the SWISS NAVAL infantry would say. Briefly. 300/5 cpfpm or 60 ish. But then, she stays with me all night. About 04 h, she figures out I want her to sleep with me on our little twin mattress, and she does. Vagabundo likes a warm young female snuggling up to sleep better.

Vagabundo? OK, look, I never thought my life would end up as a vagabundo. Back in the real world, such that it is, I am trying -- trying -- to get serious about a serious job that requires learning portoguese. Once I get the moves settled out, this weekend, I should be able to focus on that for a few months. That path is much more satisfying anyway, and for all of you looking for a guide there are much better guides, and I am glad to network you with them, just PM me.

Vagabundo selects ann amari as more of a trusted home girl because 1) she is there to do stuff like get an uber when somehow my 99 doesn't work because I used it to get some girl from way the f out there and maybe the 240 pound dude in the profile turned out to be a 19 year old hot little spinner, 2) she saved my phone by tying the little paracord wrist leash on my phone, 3) she is smart, and the gods reward those of us who help smart but poor women to improve themselves, she used escolavirtual. Gov. Br to get a xerox job, and a food service job, and I like having a girl who is not fucking all of the other clients, 4) she actually did lose like 7 kg on a 70 kg frame during carnival because she held up with her (our?) pitbull in her apartment in a favela, running out of food, taking the 200 R I gave her at a centro motel, primor, to buy beans. 5) she gets the right meds to take care of my ankle, massages me, and is not like kira noir all juiced up on hoar client dollars, 7 a day on average, to make it through the week financially, 6) she is good at informatica / technologia (so is kira noir), but perhaps that means she deserves more of a chance than others to get out of the normal path, and maybe I am that path.

So there you have it.

She sits on my big couch.

She passes me a joint.

It is terrible weed, but I take a hit anyway, microdoses, somehow seem to be less of a cheat on my resolution to not drink not smoke, but I know it will fuck up my wind when I rejoin muay thai.

Internash messages me.

All this takes place in the last 120 seconds.

I need to learn portogues so I can lecture on the missionaries saving the indigenous from the french slavers, but most of my students, are in fact, french and slaves to their instagram feeds, just like the poor hoars that I use to shoot my seed into as I fantacize about fucking these college coeds, exactly one of which I have actually gotten on my big ass, oversized couch overlooking my big veranda on the 8th floor of a 85 square meter condo that I have lived in for the last year in recreio, just 3 kilometers from the nude beach, and in tender regret of my failings as a porno talent extrodinaire, I have not gotten to enough in my time out here in recreio, home of papatinho and renzo gracie, MMA, and all that.

I will be back in recreio.

In fact, vote republican. Vagabundo for the Republican mayor of Recreio, like Clint Eastwood is the mayor of Carmel, where I took my hot little Catholic school fiance when I gave her a big ass ring, and I did fuck her in a nice little bungalo down the monterrey coast, when I gave her a big ass ring, which she gave back to me about 6 months later in a starbucks out in the Richmond district near her father the judge's house, out in Seacliff, but this girl, who had multiple sclerosis, this freckled faced scottish girl who had an ass like a negra, this girl took it up the ass. For a catholic girl, that's I guess pretty good.

Really, some of you are right. I must compile my writings into a Hunter S. Thompson type of story, perhaps a story about ISG and why all humans with penis should move to Rio de Janeiro, where, if they are lucky Bombeiro Vagabundo will deliver to them a van full of negras from Vila Mimosa so they can party like Vasco the Gama fucking soccer players.

This is Julia muniz. She worked as a hoar in 2015. She came over to my apartment, and, after undressing, the first thing she asked is, do you want to fuck my ass first? She is from Curitiba. Makes me think all good german fascists, zioinist fascist (wait for it) should go to Curitiba to find their Julia muniz. She was taken from me by some Israeli named Jacob, who mocked me once when I called her on WhatsApp, probably with his circumcized Israeli dick up her nice, Morena ass. With my uncut bratwurst in her bottom she would always be happier with me, I tried to convince her, but the signing bonus on a JSOC contract to be my bodyguard finally brought her back into my harem, where she is sipping coffee, dangling her tits with baby oil dripping all over my face. Julia muniz, ladies and gentlemen. The best morenas in Brazil will always pass through rio, where you should have a fuck pad in botafogo like you are a space ex fucking country representative. Is that why vagabundo has 36 different what's app numbers? Is he really a [URL]x.com[/URL] and elon musk attorney? Julia's pretty ass bounces up and down on my face, as another Morena, with a strap on, fucks her pussy, dripping lube into my reddened eyes. Then, later, Julia and I are going to take our suppressed rifles and shoot at birds, dogs, and small animals for pleasure, for we are all three of us, sadists. We might even fire up the shotgun drone and take it over to the nearest favela and shoot some assholes in the balls -- never in the head, Julia, that nazi at heart, that nia nazi trained with the Marines in combat marksmanship table 2 -- you shoot for the balls. Tavor 7, IR light, night vision gear, 6 x 3 power variable optic. That **** would shoot the balls of a man just because she is a fucking sadistic beautiful good little Italian Morena*from*curitiba.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2992777]...... this girl took it up the ass. For a catholic girl, that's I guess pretty good......[/QUOTE]When I was in high school the Catholic girls used to do anal because they didn't want to lose their virginity. My virgin oil was popped into an ass.

I am new to the forum and this is my first post! I first found this site about a year ago.

I must thank all the posters for valuable information. My trip to Costa Rica last fall went well, as did my trip to.

Rio De Janeiro at the end of January this year. I stayed at Copacabana and went to Monte Carlo, Edens Spa, and 4 X 4.

Not much of a new contribution compared to the experts on this forum, but I would never have found those places without ISG advice.

I enjoyed Rio so much that I have booked another trip for early June. I will be staying in Lapa this time and focusing on.

The Centro scene. If anyone wants to meet-up, I'll be in town from June 6 through June 15.

I tip my hat to you all!

If you are coming into sp or rj, send me a pm to be added to a local whatsapp group where I send out a update of bubba boy's guide.

Full disclosure I am not always the best guide, in fact, if anything, I am a little overwhelmed with guide requests, more specialized in lower cost RJ prives, but our group has many possible guides like jimmyboy, nounce, etc, and the guide itself has grown.

Glad to connect for a meal and uber and mutual security.

We call ourselves VFH, veterans of foreign hoars. Thanks mr. E for the work around stupid e monitoring grammatickal hack!

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;2993088]I am new to the forum and this is my first post! I first found this site about a year ago.

I must thank all the posters for valuable information. My trip to Costa Rica last fall went well, as did my trip to.

Rio De Janeiro at the end of January this year. I stayed at Copacabana and went to Monte Carlo, Edens Spa, and 4 X 4.

Not much of a new contribution compared to the experts on this forum, but I would never have found those places without ISG advice.

I enjoyed Rio so much that I have booked another trip for early June. I will be staying in Lapa this time and focusing on.

The Centro scene. If anyone wants to meet-up, I'll be in town from June 6 through June 15.

I tip my hat to you all![/QUOTE]

Send me a pm. I will send you a updated bubbaboy guide via a whatsapp group.

[QUOTE=JimmyKII;2992718]Hi fellow mongers.

I'm a total Rio / Brasil newbie and am visiting Rio for the first time next week.

Only have two nights next to Copacabana and am travelling with a group and having guided tours all day long.

If possible, I'd like to venture out a bit the termas (4x4 or Monte Carlo?) or may be even a discotheque / club.

Is there anythiing comparable like the famous Help?

Where is it safe going to and enjoying garotas do programma?

Any recommandation would be helpful!

Thanks and take care!

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

A huge plus for 4x4. I forgot my burner phone in a locker at the club. I returned a couple days after and asked about it. The lady who tends to that room gave it to me. No doubt I gave her a nice tip. Funnily enough the club was quieter and had better girls than my previous visit. One has to learn never to completely write off a club.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2993234]A huge plus for 4x4. I forgot my burner phone in a locker at the club. I returned a couple days after and asked about it. The lady who tends to that room gave it to me. No doubt I gave her a nice tip. Funnily enough the club was quieter and had better girls than my previous visit. One has to learn never to completely write off a club.[/QUOTE]I always tip the old locker ladies and give them a big hug, and they always are so appreciative. You know they don't make shit and probably really don't even want to be there at that age. Besides, they really do something for me by keeping the locker room clean and organized versus some lazy cashier sitting on her butt just taking my money and looking for more. Nope! I only tip old locker ladies! Not much, like maybe 100 reals, which is nothing to me, but it means a lot to them.

Vagabundo banged a old regular, a Morena from Meier in a strait to the ass anal fuck in a centro love hotel.

It was 48 minutes of anal fucking, she comes in, blows me for a minute, takes the 300 puts it in her phone, deep french kiss, strip her fuck her ass in doggy and then just ride her ass for 48 minutes with ass to mouth. Best fuck in terms of time this year. Helps that vagabundo is up 44% year to date since he is a permabear. 410 r /48 cost per fuck per minute of 9 ish, came in her tight, but not as tight as it was in 2013 ass. She doesn't let me tie her up anymore like she did in the mergara motel in 2015. Wonder why? I do profile as a bit of a risk. I blessed my muay thai armband by running it over her clit and big pussy lips, and dipping it inside, then whipping it. They say I am a little violent my lovers, just a little. Her pussy juices embedding my muay thai armband, which should be blessed with the pussy juices of hot french kickboxers who reject too old professor vagabundo at kick boxing on thursdays while they kiss their 21 year old guys in the friggin gym like right there at practice. All boys catholic school in my teens has turned me into the dracula jekyl and hyde sex maniac I am today, in my 90's.

Ok, so vagabundo is moved, except for the cleaning of the old place. New place is a sublet for 4 months from a real friend whom I met through ISG, but I will keep the deets confidential. Just let us reflect, my bretheren, that we should try to steer an even keel and stay on good terms with all people, what goes around comes around. I mean, I can't begin to say how awesome this place is 12th floor overlooking barra posto 5 to 9 or so (we keep our fields of fire wide for the swiss navy stinger teams). This is my hunting ground for a new 30 month lease.

Work wise, vagabundo is actually excited to be working for the slavic orthodox church of rio de janeiro where the young russian kunts at university shall be taking my seed into their white athletic wombs during communion and the reading of the book of deuteronomy straight from the tabernacle holding the ancient texts and the russian jewish chicks shall sit on my face, shabatt shalom.

Ann amari has been blowing me off so what's up with that, maybe she is just playing me, ya think. Fortunately vagabundo hopped on the 309 bus to centro, scheduled twice with cat but had to go for the more expensive, straight to the anal ring choice of morena meier for the 48 minute ball draining fest it was. About 42 minutes, I am like, squirt for me baby with my dick in her ass, which as I mentioned was in her ass for 48 minutes. Vagabundo tends to pile drive his hoars, and they need to be strong, strong like the 20 year old native carioca kick boxer who totally ignored me, gave me the fucking heisman when I trie to say Hi at muay thai after my lame 20 minutes on the bag.

Why?

I am fat.

When I was face fucking morena meier in a cruel domineering ass to mouth move where I straddled her fit chest, between gagging on my bengala, she was like you need to lose weight looking at my belly, with my penis in her mouth.

Ok, so I will lose weight. I need to.

New place has a night 20 meter lap pool next to a gym with weights to clean and jerk and heavy bag which I will beat like my fucking dream wife, a hot ass morena who kick boxes, and can out punch me into my old age whence she shall protect me from all harm, that would be my dream girl the favela rocinha kick boxer who was like oh gawd don't let the old fat dude who can only do 20 minutes on the heavy bag talk to me again.

Ok, so after meier morena like squirts all over the bed, which is plastic for a reason, I cum in her ass. Like a champ. Like let's hear it for the old, fat eurasians with our dicks full of like 48 hours of jizz because our cute little 22 year old ann amari clones go to favela party instead of coming out to our awesome new condo. Don't say I am like a little miffed. On the whole, the slavic orthodox temple giving me a side office where I had most of my electronics -- the ground control stations for the hypersonic russian indian anti ship missiles, for which I now have great fields of fire -- and my great new place, not to mention the 48 minutes of ass to mouth anal pounding that I laid into francescka jaimes morena little counsin down here in rio de janeiro.

I mean she squirted, and a minute later I totally creampied her ass.

The only thing that vagabundo likes more than creampieing teen negra kunts may be creampie ing an ass of a morena clara falsa magra who still in her 30's takes it like a champ.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2993334] All boys catholic school in my teens has turned me into the dracula jekyl and hyde sex maniac I am today, in my 90's.

[/QUOTE]Ha-ha well, for someone who is in 90's it really a nice life, bro).

[QUOTE=Gbs123;2993427]Ha-ha well, for someone who is in 90's it really a nice life, bro).[/QUOTE]My uncle told me that my grandfather used to bang ladies in his early 90's but I suspect he didn't do it quite like Vagabundo though.

Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.

What is Address?

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2993573]Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.[/QUOTE]

Administrative notes.

Since I am 7 minutes by uber from metro jardim oceanico, my directions to hoars is:

Vem no metro jardim oceanico, vai no uber no meu local, endereco. , vou pagar seu uber.

Attach:

Maps for metro, brt.

For my own reference:

Map of risk around rio for the various 'hoods from economist dot com (note, some sources are racist, though the publication is not, nor am I for reposting a respected journal).

[URL]https://www.economist.com/the-americas/2021/08/14/rio-de-janeiro-asks-why-its-cops-kill-so-many-black-people[/URL]

Well, this trip I've been to the four main termas multiple times. I think it would be unfair to grade them by comparison because talent varies there from time to time. I saw variations over the past three weeks so could imagine how it could be over three months for example. Nevertheless, the following is my experience for the period I've been here:

(1) Centaurus........ Best facilities, best music, darkest club (can hardly assess looks properly).

(2) Four X Four...... Liveliest club (suitable for the younger guys, especially the brothas).

(3) Solarium.......... Hottest girls. Most welcoming club with honest upfront approach.

(4) Monte Carlo...... Friendliest girls.

My favorite was Solarium. However, I won't advise punters to just accept what was my experience, explore for yourself and give your opinion.

So far I've not had a bad experience or even a just ok experience; all the girls have been remarkable as is to be expected in Rio de Janeiro. Special kudos in particular to the girls of Monte Carlo who were just amazing. For example, there was the mulatta I went with who DFK'd me before the room, during the room and after the room. Then when we said our goodbyes she left, then called me and rushed back and said "one more kiss". Only in Rio!

New Condo.

I am settling into a new apartment hotel condo in Barra. I did a workout -- 3 x2 rounds on heavy bag, 3 x cleans and jerks (not room for the jerks in most of the gym but found the area in front of the mirror), 4 laps of 20 m swim, lat pull down / leg extension super set x 3. Whey protein fruit juice recovery. Ideal spot. Yesterday, did some of the above, but went to beach, with chest pack with fins on a carabiner to adjust gear, with a 20 usd duct knife from home depot as my dive knife, and a back up dive knife in the form of a socp dagger.

Current is strong, drifted towards the south pole, so came in after just a few hundred meters.

Had Nia nacci one over, fucked her raw, creampied her three times Friday, four times Saturday, and two times this morning before I finally sold her number to some Russian for a thousand reais along with HR blood tests. He is paying her 1500 reais for a hour. I paid her the cost of an uber from central where she took a bus from niteroi. Since she knows I will get her idiot clients who overpay, she gives me her holes on command. Shot a load up her ass after 43 minutes of bareback anal and ass to mouth just to make her shut up while Nina deponca held the vibe up against her little mulatta clit so she would orgasm really well while I fucked her ass, which is by now well open to dick, mine being average at 17 cm, but thick, and aggressive. That picture was from 2015 when she was 18, so do the math. These are hoar years.

Nina deponca has been doing duplas with nia nacci one since 2015 in botafogo. Two big mulatta tits in a 12 h floor condo overlooking the Atlantic. Add amarula, and some favela weed, about ten liters of tits, if not 15.

So another good thing about this new place is the daily cleaning. A little lady in a cleaning uniform shows up daily at 13 h, makes sure you are not cooking crystal meth and growing weed, though that is just a joke. Some senior officer from the swiss navy intel is subletting this safe house to me for 4 months, and I am trying to not get kicked out. Kept the four mulatta tittles off of the balcony, except in their swim suits. The mulattas do a nice BDSM show with Nina dominating nia all tied up nice and tight hogtied, which is nice now that she lets me bareback fuck her hot, and mean volcanic bare pussy. I prefer the pussy, as biologically I am always breeding a negra with all the little brains in my sperm seeking to get back to the Africa that my eurasian heirs left 13,343 years ago on the sabbath, along with moses, read all about it in deuteronomy, chapter 69.

Made that big titted mulatta put her nasty little tongue up my ass, just to get her ready for the russian, whom, I am sure is titty fucking her now, that is what the russian means, right?

Semper ad usum fidelis nostrorum tantum.

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2993573]Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2993608]What is Address?[/QUOTE]I'm not 100% sure but I think it's Edifício Barra Beach Residência, Av. Do Pepê, 1120 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22620-171, Brazil.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2993334]

I am fat.

When I was face fucking morena meier in a cruel domineering ass to mouth move where I straddled her fit chest, between gagging on my bengala, she was like you need to lose weight looking at my belly, with my penis in her mouth.

Ok, so I will lose weight. I need to.


.[/QUOTE]Vagabundo, have you had your all your tests done? Complete review by a doctor? With your workout routine, the fat should be melting off of your body. Unless you are eating Big Bobs for lunch and gorging at a churrasco every night, it doesn't make sense that you are gaining weight. You have to take care of yourself!

It's the diet and stress. All that is changing with a new apartment. Fingers crossed.

I did my armband / diploma in muay thai last year, and the holidays rolled around, and I sat on the couch, and ordered burgers.

It's straight up tuna sandwiches and acai fruit protein smoothies.

Yeah, I need to get a full blood panel again, not to mention other tests, a ct scan and colonoscopy again. But point taken.

Plus, there is this thing called old age.

The new apartment has a better gym.

I did clean s today, and moving over to the larger part of the gym, did clean and jerks, in addition to hitting the heavy bag. Literally heaven compared the old apartment where the landlord was always pushing me to buy the place or do a new contract and would not put in a water filter, etc. Reminds me I need to go over there and take out the curtains. How many semi furnished apartments don't have curtains when you move in? Jesus, I hate that asshole. He literally had 15 processos, including for ameaca. His admin guy a 737 pilot spoke english but was just a lackey who never did anything, and asked for rental advances too. I was stressed with this crap at the end of a 1 year lease, but I succeeded in using all of the deposit except for a week by pushing back with a text to the consulate. So I won. That place had a shitty little gym. It was big, 85 m square, 2 bedroom, nice veranda, close to the beach, the best beach, praia macumba, so I might be back in that area.

It's diet and sleep. In the new place, I sleep well, as it's right on the ocean.

Lining up my whole team of working girls for this place as it is a 7 minute uber drive from metro jardim oceanico, which I will cover.

We shall see.

I should have taken a place in this building in late 2023 when I had a chance. Now that I am here for 4 months I plan to get a place nearby or in this building for 30 months with option to cancel after 12 months.

Live and learn.

When are you back in rio, brother?

[QUOTE=Bravo;2993754]Vagabundo, have you had your all your tests done? Complete review by a doctor? With your workout routine, the fat should be melting off of your body. Unless you are eating Big Bobs for lunch and gorging at a churrasco every night, it doesn't make sense that you are gaining weight. You have to take care of yourself![/QUOTE]

Been looking for that WhatsApp group invite, let me know if it's messing up.

Benji.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2993216]If you are coming into sp or rj, send me a pm to be added to a local whatsapp group where I send out a update of bubba boy's guide.

Full disclosure I am not always the best guide, in fact, if anything, I am a little overwhelmed with guide requests, more specialized in lower cost RJ prives, but our group has many possible guides like jimmyboy, nounce, etc, and the guide itself has grown.

Glad to connect for a meal and uber and mutual security.

We call ourselves VFH, veterans of foreign hoars. Thanks mr. E for the work around stupid e monitoring grammatickal hack![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2993219]Send me a pm. I will send you a updated bubbaboy guide via a whatsapp group.[/QUOTE]Your mailbox is full and I can't send you a PM.

Unfortunately our flight is delayed 8 h and we're therefore more or losing the first of our spare nights.

Think that a Terma visit or similar might become difficult.

One great reason to come back to Rio again!

Anyone seen this girl?

I thought these lips were Pshop but wow, these hang so low she must have back problems!!

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/files/fotos/3565/3565_03122024_094153_0_ftp.jpg[/URL]

Can the pride of the Swiss Navy take a few minutes break from his crucial, top level shagging to clear out his inbox on here please?

Seems like I'm not the only one who can't message you as your inbox is full!

[QUOTE=BlueChange;2994115]Anyone seen this girl?

I thought these lips were Pshop but wow, these hang so low she must have back problems!!

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/files/fotos/3565/3565_03122024_094153_0_ftp.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't look if you're having a meal.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2994149]Don't look if you're having a meal.[/QUOTE]Hahahahah!! She actually Leads with that photo tooo.

I mean she has a pretty face with blue eyes but damn she knows her lips are it's own.

Circus attraction.

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/Priscilla02[/URL]

Here is her profile.

In case someone wants to take a look.

I stayed on Rio last Sunday and this is my report of a great beach to stay. I went to Praia Barra de Tijuca. Literal heaven all the women wore thongs and it was safer than the other beaches in Rio. There are multiple barracas which are spots where they sell water, chairs etc. Cost of uber for me was about 60 reais which to be honest wasn't bad. Couldn't visit the termas because of time.

[QUOTE=BlueChange;2994178]Hahahahah!! She actually Leads with that photo tooo.

I mean she has a pretty face with blue eyes but damn she knows her lips are it's own.

Circus attraction.

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/Priscilla02[/URL]

Here is her profile.

In case someone wants to take a look.[/QUOTE]I just Had to know what it's like from the front, so here it is. It doesn't. Look as huge as it does from the back. That said, I've noticed that more then any other place In the world, you'll find more Brazilian girls with bigger than average clits.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2975328]It was like that in the Help days. That is why many guys were falling in love. It was my definition of GFE and not fuck, money, leave.[/QUOTE]I get tingles anytime I see a reference to Help. Or "Help E" as the girls would call it. I remember being so young and hanging with a girl a couple times and generally having some weird heartbreak moment because the fifth night she went in early to some other party that booked her and she was telling me "it's not possible" the weird part was I knew she was for sale but somehow these girls made you feel like mini girlfriends each time. The way they look at you, the way they kiss, it was truly bananas. I always wonder if there will ever be another Help. I think with how fragmented the world is with the internet, getting that many gourgoues women together every night that want to turn tricks and do it with a smile and be mostly dimes, it's highly unlikely ever again.

Done. See you in perola negra, 16 April Elisa Sanches!

[QUOTE=JB238;2994124]Can the pride of the Swiss Navy take a few minutes break from his crucial, top level shagging to clear out his inbox on here please?

Seems like I'm not the only one who can't message you as your inbox is full![/QUOTE]

[URL]https://www.quintoandar.com.br/condominio/barra-beach-barra-da-tijuca-rio-de-janeiro-3keys4lxgp[/URL]

This place?

I live nearby.

We can recon perola negra and the surrounding beaches.

Meanwhile, I will get down to the gym and do some deadlifts and cleans to shave off some layers of unwanted fat.

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2993743]I'm not 100% sure but I think it's Edifcio Barra Beach Residncia, Av. Do Pep, 1120 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22620-171, Brazil.[/QUOTE]

Vagabundo hit morena meier today for an all anal fuck in a centro hotel, 410 r /30 cpfpm of 12, which is high.

Her ass was so tight and smooth and I hadn't fucked for a few days so I blew a load early at like minute 18, just felt too good.

Face fucked her, and fucked her ass after she got off partly from pushing one of those lube bottles up her pussy. Some hoars you just hoar with.

After that went to do muay thai at the university, and got in a whole 60 minutes.

Higher high than any alcohol or ganja.

One should have other pursuits than just ass if one is to keep one's head level in this insane world called rio.

Got a health meal for nothing, and had a good call back to ground control, vagabundo being major tom in the tune alluded to.

Having just spent three weeks in Rio de Janeiro I can say with confidence that the women in Rio are even more energetic in bed than their sisters in Sao Paulo. In the sack I like to go through many different positions. Whereas in some countries the girls 'roll their eyes' when I request another change of position, in Rio the girls are even more enthusiastic than I to do so. I've noticed though that the girls can get very jealous if you choose another girl when you return to the club. Case in point was Solarium where I had a very torrid experience with a babe there. When I returned to the club on another occasion she was talking to two guys and I chose another girl (which I would have done anyway). While waiting for my girl our paths crossed and she said something to me in Portuguese which I did not understand. I had forgotten her name and when I asked her for it she went ballistic referring to my head (by pointing to hers) as if something was lacking there; she was obviously upset with me. You got to like these garotas.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2994964]Having just spent three weeks in Rio de Janeiro I can say with confidence that the women in Rio are even more energetic in bed than their sisters in Sao Paulo. In the sack I like to go through many different positions. Whereas in some countries the girls 'roll their eyes' when I request another change of position, in Rio the girls are even more enthusiastic than I to do so. I've noticed though that the girls can get very jealous if you choose another girl when you return to the club. Case in point was Solarium where I had a very torrid experience with a babe there. When I returned to the club on another occasion she was talking to two guys and I chose another girl (which I would have done anyway). While waiting for my girl our paths crossed and she said something to me in Portuguese which I did not understand. I had forgotten her name and when I asked her for it she went ballistic referring to my head (by pointing to hers) as if something was lacking there; she was obviously upset with me. You got to like these garotas.[/QUOTE]Yeah, and if you point out they're going with multiple men they will respond, "That's my job"! Fair enough, and as customers we fuck whichever providers we want to.

So Vagabundo kind of sits on the edge of a hammock, and Anne Amari is sitting here in the love shack, a 12th floor overlooking posto 7, barra the tijuca. She feeds me a belt of. 338 lapua into the Ohio Ordinance REAPER belt fed sniper rifle / machine gun that Jimmyboy smuggled in to me in a diplomatic pouch from the SWISS NAVY attache at the Swiss Embassy in Gloria, you know down that street where all the rio hoars, travestites, nia nazsi's*and*faggots*go.

Vagabundo is in Tangara, getting his bareback creampies, always two without fail, as he has done every afternoon -- without fail -- since those days in Havana. Vagabundo is in fact, Fidel Castro, who faked his death to come down to Rio de Janeiro in 1998. Vagabundo has his 91 year old testicles -- the left one named Rio de Janeiro, the right one named Sao Paulo -- being licked, sucked, and fondled by Meier Morena, who in his dreams gave him an hour for less than 300 reais. So, I have come to Tangara, where I have a porn star you may have forgotten about, Kamila Werneck strap on a strap on and fuck all the new girls in the ass with a 8 inch vibrating strap on on a high quality german leather strap on that Jimmy Boy brought me in late 2023, using a large amount of Lubricant.

So I fuck ann amari. I offer her 300 r for the time she spent this afternoon. She wants more. We fucked for 5 minutes to video of morena meier fucking me for hours. Doesn't seem fair.

But Anne has a real job, not prostitution. Pays 75 r for 6 hours of selling soda on a laptop. She does that 4 times a week.

Somebody, Jimmyboy, help me with the math.

She wants to have kids with me, she said a few years ago.

She finds the good feijao. I make a note to buy some at the good grocery store, the Zona Sul down the street.

I dream of flying a shotgun drone from here over to recreio and going up and down gilka machado and shooting all the illegal immigrants to clean up the place, put them on a C17 and fly them to guantanamo bay or El Salvador to get gang raped by some El Salvadoran P Diddy rapper gansta doing 30 years for shooting a client when he was a male prositute fucking rich gringas for 100 dollars an hour, 200 for anal.

She takes out a can of lump crabmeat.

I make a note.

I am up 95% year to date. My minimum is $250,000 and you can PM me for a confidential email to be added to a local whatsapp group with the crypto password of Elon Musk, which Morena Meier extracted from Elon Musk by sticking a elctro anal ejaculator up his ass, while feeding a anestethic into his veins through a catheter down his throat filled with scopaline, by the way, could someone tell me how to get some? -- tell the US Consulate in Bogota to send a squad of Diplomatic Security Service agents to the Atlantico Hotel in centro.

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hotel[/URL]+Atlantico+Tower+-+are. +Pedro+I,+19+-+Centro,+Rio+de+Janeiro+-+RJ,+20060-050/ data=!4 m2!3 m1!1 s0 x997 f5 bfb4 ffebb:0 xce5 daf633571009 b?utm_source=mstt_1&entry=GPS&COH=192189&g_ep=CAESBzI1 LjEzLjYYACCenQoqYyw5 NDIyMzI5 OSw5 NDIxNjQxMyw5 NDIxMjQ5 Niw5 NDIwNzM5 NCw5 NDIwNzUwNiw5 NDIwODUwNiw5 NDIxNzUyMyw5 NDIxODY1 Myw5 NDIyOTgzOSw0 NzA4 NDM5 Myw5 NDIxMzIwMEICQlI%3 D&skid=d7 e0 d9 ee-0 f18-47 db-b251-ce0 c6 b73 e0 d4.

I started my latest trip to Rio in that hotel when it was over on a street off of rio branco, inhauma?

Are. Pedro I, 19 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20060-050.

Now that I have been here 1900 days, I may downsize to a profile where I can live in that hotel with my bags, and be prepared to take a bus to Porto Allegre, Curitiba and Sao Paulo on July 31 - date to be determined.

I have a trip to Copacabana coming up in June June 20 through the 29th last time. I went with a few friends but they were all over the place and I couldn't focus on what I was really trying to do this time. I'm coming alone hopefully there's a few wing men out there That know a few spots so we can make a couple daily hits. Happy hunting.

Vagabundo paid ann amari $300 r and uber and bought some food for $100 r at his new place in barra praia. I respect her because she has a job that is not prostitution. But now she is determined to be independent. That is fair as vagabundo has been paying her as little as possible and she wanted to get married and have kids for the last few years but vagabundo was trying to get with rich euro college girls, which is totally unrealistic as he is out of shape and old, how old exactly, well, that is the stuff*of*legend.

Vagabundo paid ann amari $300 and uber and bought some food for $100 r at his new place in barra praia. I respect her because she has a job that is not prostitution. But now she is determined to be independent. That is fair as vagabundo has been paying her as little as possible and she wanted to get married and have kids for the last few years but vagabundo was trying to get with rich euro college girls, which is totally unrealistic as he is out of shape and old, how old exactly, well, that is the stuff*of*legend.

Pricing at the low end in rio.

One thing that vagabundo has noticed in 2025 is that pricing at the low end like vila mimosa and trash termas has increased. It used to be that in VM a half hour was 80 r. Now that is 130 r. It used to be that a hour was like 120 r, now that is 200 r. That corresponds with some trash termas and centro prives in tdm33 etc.

Again, while many totally dismiss vila mimosa and mosaico, there are always some gems in vm, and mosaico has consistently had some of the best girls, it just depends which night you go. I do have pics, which I regularly share on my zap group.

Anyone else?

Just wondering if condom use is normal for oral sex? Regular sex? Anal sex? How about in the termas, is everything covered? Or with an upcharge is bareback is allowed?

Is there a fear of disease with the women, or getting it from them?

Are most of the clubs closed for Good Friday through EAster Monday? Do the girls leave town to go home for the week? I know its dead in Colombia during Semana Pasqua.

Rio de Janeiro.

Day 1: Friday.

So, I arrived to RJ on Friday morning and was feeling tired from the flight. I check in to the JW and got settled in to room which overlooked the beach. Went back out to get cash, so went to the Universo Cambio and got a great 5. 6 Reais to 1 Dollar rate. I had messaged a few garotas on fatalmodel using Google translate before arriving to RJ and found one to my liking named Bruna Fit. She has a body that I like which is natural and fit with a nice ass. I showered and messaged her and she gave me a location. I took a taxi over to Botafogo to a gated building and went her apartment. Small place but has all the necessities. Got right down to business and she hit all the check marks. Great DFK followed by a good BBBJ with some rimming, knows how to ride and I loved hitting doggy. She is open to anal but didn't bring the extra for it. Finished up the hour all sweaty and hot but was worth it. Said goodbyes and went back to Copa to have dinner and get some well needed rest.

Day 2: Saturday.

Got up early to have breakfast on the 1st floor and then decided to talk a walk along the beach by the hotel. Amazing view with some nice cool water and even better Brazilian bundas all along the beach. Went back to room by 11 to take a quick shower then hit up Eden Spa. I didn't realize how freaking close it was to the JW. I walked right in and took the elevator to the 4th floor, went to room 401 and met a burly guy with dreads. He had me sit in the waiting room and gave him the money for 1 hour which was are $240. Three girls were available when I got there at 1130 am. Maite, Camila and Isadora. I was hoping to get Ruby but either she was taken or hadn't arrived yet. In hindsight I probably should have picked Camila but Maite had a big bunda that caught my eyes. Like some have mentioned the rooms are small and the walls are definitely not sound proof. I took a shower and then went back to the room. While she was giving me a mediocre massage, I could hear some garota moaning real load while getting railed. That was fun to listen to, I flip over and Maite starts a BBBJ, not bad but can't complain. Put the cover on and she gets on top, now she's making the loud moaning, get her into mish but really just wanted to hit it doggy. Oh boy what a sight to behold. Unfortunately, with the heat in the room and the tight ass condom, I couldn't finish. Went to take a shower and got dressed and said goodbye.

Since it was in the same building, I went downstairs and checked out Massage 583 in room 302. Was met by the mamasan and was told to sit in the waiting the room. The only girls available were Sabrina and I forgot the other girl's name. I was hoping Isabella would have been available but it seemed it was busy. Told the mamasan, I would be back but I never did. I got back to my room by 1245 pm, took a shower and would end up eating a late lunch at the restaurant on the corner right next to the hotel. Wasn't a fan of the quality of the meat, seemed like a bad cut or something. Went to my room to rest and I went back out around 6 pm to head to the famous Termas Monte Carlo. The cute goth girl with big tiddies somewhat explained the rules to me but I wasn't really paying attention but she gave me the key and I went into the changing room. Put my things in the locker, put on the robe and went upstairs. Went to the bar area and WOW, was met by some wonderful Brazilian garotas of all colors, shapes and sizes. Also met a nice fellow tri-state monger who explained the rules to me that I could hear and understand, thank you to Mr. F for the insight. I ended up talking to one very tall girl about 5'8" named Talia who spoke decent English. She had some Lebanese mixed in which gave her that Arab look. She took my key and had me wait by the where she was changing before heading up. Got into the room and took a quick shower, as soon as I got out, she is on all fours on the bed with her pussy in view. Played with her pussy before she turned around a gave a decent BBBJ. Cover came on and she got on top to ride before then to doggy to fuck her while looking at the mirror. Went on the bed proper did mish and she grabbed my hand so I could choke her which was hot. Alas couldn't bust a nut and ended up going back downstairs after. Some more guys arrived and it was getting crowded. Luckily a petite carioca came in immediately after and caught my attention. She didn't speak English, so had to use the translator. Ended up just taking her up to the room and man did I hit jackpot. She was a wild one, her DFK was passionate and her BBBJ skills were top tier. Cover on and she grinded back on every position from doggy, on top then to mish and her moans could be heard from the hallway. Had to take a quick break and grab a towel because I was sweating like crazy. Laid down thinking she would give me more BBBJ but this crazy girl got on top and started doing the p4 p that I love so much until she just shoved in and man I was in love. Riding and grinding like crazy, giving me a devilish smile while she did. Switch to doggy so I could slap her ass and choke her too. Got her into mish and was dfking like crazy until I pulled out and nutted on her stomach. As much as I wanted to creampie her I wasn't in the mood to find out if she was on the pill or not. Eventually we cleaned up and I got her number for later. Headed back down to the bar and I thought about going again with another but I was spent. Went back to the goth girl and paid the entry fee of are $180 by cash the rest by card which came out to are $1800 for the rooms, girls and drinks. Not a bad second day in RJ.

Day 3: Sunday.

Sunday would be a tourist day; I would end up going to Christ the Redeemer in the early morning. Bought my ticket online and ended up walking all the way to Lido Square to get to the pick-up location. Took about 30 minutes by van to get to the drop off area. From there I would end up waiting in line to take another van that would take us to Christ in 10 minutes. If you're in RJ, you should at least go up here to get a few pictures and just take in the amazing view of the landscape. Took the van back to the drop off area and bought some souvenirs before waiting another 20 minutes for the van to take me back to Lido Square. Finally got back to the hotel around 1 pm. I ended up messaging another girl in fatalmodel named Crystal that supposedly spoke English but turned out to be false. Had to get her an Uber to my place and back which took about 45 minutes. Her photos and videos matched but seemed like some filter work. Well, we talked before getting down to business, she has amazing natural dds and with a tight body. Gave a BBBJ with some DT and then had her get on top for some p4 p and sucked on her tits. As with the other one eventually she shoved me in bare and enjoyed some awesome sex before I pulled out and came on her stomach. She told me she works at Paris Café and I should check it out sometime, and as much as I wanted to, I didn't feel like going all the way there. Got her into her Uber then went to have dinner and call it a night.

Day 4: Monday.

Woke up early again to have breakfast downstairs and this time actually have a nice long walk on the beach road towards Ipanema. Brought a water bottle and I was off. About and hour and half later I was back in room and just chilling. I texted the carioca from Monte Carlo to see if she was available to come to my room. She would be able to from 2 pm to 6 pm for only are $1000. She would end up coming early to Copa and asked if could take her to lunch. We ate lunch at one of those restaurants by the beach. After that back to the room where we would have 4 hours and have amazing bb action and even let me record a short video. Eventually it was nearing 6 pm and she had to go to work at Monte. Walked her over and kissed her goodbye and that we would meet again. Overall I am in love with Rio but then I would end back in Sao Paulo and geez did I miss it so much. Stay tuned in the SP forum for more!

Quick question, has anyone ever had any issues with card usage at the termas? Curious to know if you have been overcharged or had your card skimmed. I tend to always use cash, but cards have become so ubiquitous in Brazil now.

Hello everyone,

I will go soon to Rio, and it will be my first time.

I was wondering if it was safe to get girls from erosguia or fatalmodel to my AirBnb or if I should only call girls to come to a hotel?

Also, can someone tell me what are the real prices? They vary fro 250 to 600 are from what seems to be equivalent "quality" girls.

Thanks in advance for the tips!

For some reason it removed the are in front of $ but all rates in Reais before anyone starts complaining.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2993684]Well, this trip I've been to the four main termas multiple times. I think it would be unfair to grade them by comparison because talent varies there from time to time. I saw variations over the past three weeks so could imagine how it could be over three months for example. Nevertheless, the following is my experience for the period I've been here:

(1) Centaurus........ Best facilities, best music, darkest club (can hardly assess looks properly).

(2) Four X Four...... Liveliest club (suitable for the younger guys, especially the brothas).

(3) Solarium.......... Hottest girls. Most welcoming club with honest upfront approach.

(4) Monte Carlo...... Friendliest girls.

My favorite was Solarium. However, I won't advise punters to just accept what was my experience, explore for yourself and give your opinion.

So far I've not had a bad experience or even a just ok experience; all the girls have been remarkable as is to be expected in Rio de Janeiro. Special kudos in particular to the girls of Monte Carlo who were just amazing. For example, there was the mulatta I went with who DFK'd me before the room, during the room and after the room. Then when we said our goodbyes she left, then called me and rushed back and said "one more kiss". Only in Rio![/QUOTE]I spent many of late evenings and nights in all of these termas on my two visits to Rio in 2000 and seeing your summary of each is the same experiences that I had 25 years ago (yes I have a photographic memory which has been a blessing and a curse in my life, hehehe), I need to get back to Rio.

Godspeed!

The Tall Man.

Just wondering from last year, or before. Do things shut down over Easter weekend in Rio? Are the termas closed? Do the girls go home for the whole week? Or is the party on?

Chaps, back in Brazil and had a quick question about the safety of using credit cards or debit cards at the termas and boates? Anyone ever had any issue with skimming or overcharging? I have not had an issue but I am cautious about it because losing access to a card when overseas is a bit of a nightmare. Would appreciate some insight, and it helps not having to draw cash all the time.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2995252]I spent many of late evenings and nights in all of these termas on my two visits to Rio in 2000 and seeing your summary of each is the same experiences that I had 25 years ago (yes I have a photographic memory which has been a blessing and a curse in my life, hehehe), I need to get back to Rio.

Godspeed!

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]The only difference for me is that 25 years ago Centaurus had much much nicer girls. In fact for me they had the hottest girls. They also had a lot more girls. How the great has fallen! Back then only 4x4 had more girls.
No doubt beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I rate garotas above paisas in terms of looks and service. The advantage of Colombia is the cost which makes that country a must visit for me and also makes it difficult for me to suggest a preferred destination between the two countries.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2995252]I spent many of late evenings and nights in all of these termas on my two visits to Rio in 2000 and seeing your summary of each is the same experiences that I had 25 years ago (yes I have a photographic memory which has been a blessing and a curse in my life, hehehe), I need to get back to Rio.

Godspeed!

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Turgid;2995372]The only difference for me is that 25 years ago Centaurus had much much nicer girls. In fact for me they had the hottest girls. They also had a lot more girls. How the great has fallen! Back then only 4x4 had more girls.
No doubt beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I rate garotas above paisas in terms of looks and service. The advantage of Colombia is the cost which makes that country a must visit for me and also makes it difficult for me to suggest a preferred destination between the two countries.[/QUOTE]An interesting perspective Turgid which, as some of you know, The Tall Man has lived in Medellin for 10 plus years and have seen and experienced it all here, for the better and the worst, so now some can understand my dilemma as the Paisa's are my friends, lovers, friends with benefits, travel partners and yes even "back door boyfriends, lovin it all, so what is the draw of me needing to fly back to be it Rio / Brazil or the Philippines or Tijuana or Havana / Cuba or the DR or Russia or Eastern Europe or whatever place where I P4 P, guess I am spoiled.

The handful of young / sweet, fresh, no drugs or addictions, most with no stamp tramp disgusting tattoos, all with no plastic implants rather natural beauty and completely feminine / demure with the sweetest Paisa facial attributes and playfulness that are in my stable which I have developed over some time is simply incredible, ok going through this exercise I see that I don't need to be anywhere else.

Lovin life in Medellin, Colombia.

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2995110]I do have pics, which I regularly share on my zap group.

Anyone else?[/QUOTE]Can you add me please? I sent you a message with my number a few days ago. (I arrive in Rio in a few days).

[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;2995362]Chaps, back in Brazil and had a quick question about the safety of using credit cards or debit cards at the termas and boates? .[/QUOTE]Since they charge a percentage for using credit cards, wouldn't it make more sense to pay cash? Never any problem using a credit card in any other location, but for paying hookers I always use cash to avoid extra fees.

[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;2995362]Chaps, back in Brazil and had a quick question about the safety of using credit cards or debit cards at the termas and boates? Anyone ever had any issue with skimming or overcharging? I have not had an issue but I am cautious about it because losing access to a card when overseas is a bit of a nightmare. Would appreciate some insight, and it helps not having to draw cash all the time.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I used tap to pay at 583.

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;2995147]Just wondering if condom use is normal for oral sex? Regular sex? Anal sex? How about in the termas, is everything covered? Or with an upcharge is bareback is allowed?

Is there a fear of disease with the women, or getting it from them?[/QUOTE]Most girls will not use a condom for oral sex, BBBJ is the norm but don't be surprised if you find one who wants to use a condom. Condoms for regular sex is the norm. If you ask a small percentage of girls will do it for free without a condom. If you ask some girls will ask for more money but you can negotiate for non use of condoms.

[QUOTE=Plerepleple;2995221]Hello everyone,

I will go soon to Rio, and it will be my first time.

I was wondering if it was safe to get girls from erosguia or fatalmodel to my AirBnb or if I should only call girls to come to a hotel?

Also, can someone tell me what are the real prices? They vary fro 250 to 600 are from what seems to be equivalent "quality" girls.

Thanks in advance for the tips![/QUOTE]Having escorts come to your Airbnb is relatively safe just make sure your valuables are out of sight, don't take chances. Those prices seem ok for the average girl. I've seen girls recently ask for 1,500 and you have to go to them, I didn't but that's what they were asking. Many girls these days want you to go to them, in my experience escorts by definition come to you but now they want you to go to them and if you insist they come to you they want to charge extra. This is especially for Barra VIP, they want you to send an Uber which is cheap enough and then they want a live link of where you are which I still don't get. And the best of all is some asking for an upfront down payment via pix. So the use of escorts is becoming a real pain.

That's just crazy.

But it is why Vagabundo is a de facto pimp in Barra.

I bring the best mulattas and morenas from Vila Mimosa to Barra and I deliver them for a mark up of like 1000% or at least 250%.

My girl says if I buy her a house for $10,000 reais in guapamirim she will have my kid.

I mean, it is kind of like Lugano, it has lakes, it is in the mountains.

I already have a few thousand 7. 5 mm swiss rifles staged there with 43,000,000 rounds of 7. 62 mm match grade black hills open tip ammo, and a few hundred of the Ohio Ordinance. 338 lapua norma magnum belted. 338 REAPR rifle machine gun and a collection of the souls of all the French Slave Traders from the last 500 years.

I pay her like 300 r plus uber.

I have been doing mSTR iron condors, if you know what that means Option Traders, then you have a role in my life, if not, then get lost. Unless you can bring me a few hot blondes who will do lesbian shows with black girls, like mutually 69 for a minimum of two hours in a baby oil bath and be able to win baby oil wrestling matches with negras and loiras the loser takes the strap on with the 17 cm vibrator up her tight carioca ass.

Pass the weed.

[QUOTE=RioBob;2995451]Having escorts come to your Airbnb is relatively safe just make sure your valuables are out of sight, don't take chances. Those prices seem ok for the average girl. I've seen girls recently ask for 1,500 and you have to go to them, I didn't but that's what they were asking. Many girls these days want you to go to them, in my experience escorts by definition come to you but now they want you to go to them and if you insist they come to you they want to charge extra. This is especially for Barra VIP, they want you to send an Uber which is cheap enough and then they want a live link of where you are which I still don't get. And the best of all is some asking for an upfront down payment via pix. So the use of escorts is becoming a real pain.[/QUOTE]

Ann amari pernoite 300.

I have her over. We fuck 5 minutes yesterday, 5 today, but she stays all day, massages, keeps me company, brings weed, is a trustworthy person.

Still having a kid would just give her a hostage to keep extorting money out of me like all the locals except those who speak english and are from rich families that can take care of me in the level of luxury to which a northern Italian nobleman from the wealthy Rigatoni family of Lake Lugano has become accustomed to.

Where are the rich white or richer or ideally really really rich dark black brazilian kick boxers? Now that's what I want, a super rich black chick who will have her family pay me to fuck her in the ass all day. They are out there. She's probably eating French pussy!

[QUOTE=BlueChange;2994115]Anyone seen this girl?

I thought these lips were Pshop but wow, these hang so low she must have back problems!!

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/files/fotos/3565/3565_03122024_094153_0_ftp.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah, she's a nice girl. Still has a good grip, but visually, the situation down there looks worse than it is. This is what happens when the gym girls start taking steroids. Everything down there gets larger. If only the same thing happened to us, lmao.

This is an old experience I always wanted to share. This happened back 2013, one year before the Brazil World Cup.

I arrived at Galeao airport some 5 hours ahead my flight to leave Brazil, by myself. As I arrived early, I was quite relaxed making the line to check my luggage. Suddenly a man in suit, around 60 years old, educated, with a photocheck ID hanging from his neck, approached to me and talked in perfect argentinian spanish. He asks me about my flight, blah blah blah and tells me, as my flight was some hours ahead, he offers to show me a book of pics with girls. Of course it was a super strange proposal I rejected.

I said to myself "what the hell? An argentinian offering me girls in the Rio de Janeiro airport" ?

The man simply went away and I continued the line to check my luggage. Everything went normal and nothing like this happened to me in a brazilian airport, never ever again.

Were any of you contacted by guys in the Galeao or other brazilian airport with such proposals?

Elisa Sanches 16 April Perola Negra.

Operational Order SWISS NAVY OPERATION HONEYTRAP.

Situation: Swiss Bankers need to embezzle more money.

Mission: Convert the tier 1 hoar.

Execution: Target is Lis Lopes.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/p/DH-9h6hR77I/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/p/DH1rEfipOPA/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lislopes.rj/[/URL]

Imma need some pipe hitter secret agent ISG members to go in and convert Lis with your penises to obey her SWISS NAVY handlers. Vagabundo being unafraid to admit his failings realizes his 17 centimeters of fat German South Asian bratwurst is insufficient to subdue Lis, though perhaps using a few toys and vibrators and cash he could subdue the hoar. The tier 1 hoar in Rio is not Elisa Sanches but Lis Lopes because Lis is the DJ at the tier 1 Asha swing club.

Administration: Bring no less than $10,000 USD in your brokerage account, ibkr dot com. Bring the best USB powered sex toy as a donation for Vagabundo, or Glock parts, Glock 26. Suppressors will get you a private show with the best 19 year olds at Vila Mimosa.

Command and Control: Hit up Vagabundo on one of his 39 numbers on his Whatsapp group. It raises suspicion so let me clear it up, due to his extensive work on the Swiss Italian border there are certain groups who are bent on collecting on an old bar tab in Ramadi.

[QUOTE=RioBob;2995451]Having escorts come to your Airbnb is relatively safe just make sure your valuables are out of sight, don't take chances. Those prices seem ok for the average girl. I've seen girls recently ask for 1,500 and you have to go to them, I didn't but that's what they were asking. Many girls these days want you to go to them, in my experience escorts by definition come to you but now they want you to go to them and if you insist they come to you they want to charge extra. This is especially for Barra VIP, they want you to send an Uber which is cheap enough and then they want a live link of where you are which I still don't get. And the best of all is some asking for an upfront down payment via pix. So the use of escorts is becoming a real pain.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your reply.

I am now chosing an Airbnb based on if the host allows visitors or not. The host of what I think is the most suitable place says that guest are allows as long as "they are previously authorized at the 24-hour gatehouse". The girls that I am going to pick will obviously look like escorts. My question is, will the guard at the gatehouse make a fuss about it and not allow them in?

Thanks once again.

[QUOTE=Plerepleple;2995973]Thanks for your reply.

I am now chosing an Airbnb based on if the host allows visitors or not. The host of what I think is the most suitable place says that guest are allows as long as "they are previously authorized at the 24-hour gatehouse". The girls that I am going to pick will obviously look like escorts. My question is, will the guard at the gatehouse make a fuss about it and not allow them in?

Thanks once again.[/QUOTE]I would stay away from this Airbnb, previously authorized doesn't sound good. How much previous time are they talking about? Keep looking most Airbnb allow guests, I usually ask the host if I can bring my friends in just one or two for a drink. They know what you're talking about, some might say yes but they can't sleep over, I usually pass on these too. Many will tell you sure no problem you can bring in as many friends as the apartment will allow. Get it in writing!

[QUOTE=HiddenEye;2995749]This is an old experience I always wanted to share. This happened back 2013, one year before the Brazil World Cup.

I arrived at Galeao airport some 5 hours ahead my flight to leave Brazil, by myself. As I arrived early, I was quite relaxed making the line to check my luggage. Suddenly a man in suit, around 60 years old, educated, with a photocheck ID hanging from his neck, approached to me and talked in perfect argentinian spanish. He asks me about my flight, blah blah blah and tells me, as my flight was some hours ahead, he offers to show me a book of pics with girls. Of course it was a super strange proposal I rejected.

I said to myself "what the hell? An argentinian offering me girls in the Rio de Janeiro airport" ?

The man simply went away and I continued the line to check my luggage. Everything went normal and nothing like this happened to me in a brazilian airport, never ever again.

Were any of you contacted by guys in the Galeao or other brazilian airport with such proposals?[/QUOTE]It seems odd that a man would be asking someone departing rather than arriving assuming you were in the departure area. You should have played along a little to see what the scam is. There is a hotel in the airport, would be nice if he was offering a quickie in one of the rooms with a girl so you have something nice to do while waiting for your flight, LOL. But I usually get one last one in before I leave for the airport so I would have been drained on departure like most guys.

[QUOTE=RioBob;2996152]I would stay away from this Airbnb, previously authorized doesn't sound good. How much previous time are they talking about? Keep looking most Airbnb allow guests, I usually ask the host if I can bring my friends in just one or two for a drink. They know what you're talking about, some might say yes but they can't sleep over, I usually pass on these too. Many will tell you sure no problem you can bring in as many friends as the apartment will allow. Get it in writing![/QUOTE]Thanks for the response.

I found a cool flat in Ipanema. I asked the owner if it I could bring guests over and he said no problem since I have loads of great review on Airbnb. I guess he figured what I was talking about.

Cheers!

Hahaha nice idea to have a private session right there at the airport for a late bite.

I would have done it with a wingman, but I was by myself and the proposal too tricky.

In the interior, it was very common the motoboys (bike guys) with a book of pics with girls.

[QUOTE=RioBob;2996154]It seems odd that a man would be asking someone departing rather than arriving assuming you were in the departure area. You should have played along a little to see what the scam is. There is a hotel in the airport, would be nice if he was offering a quickie in one of the rooms with a girl so you have something nice to do while waiting for your flight, LOL. But I usually get one last one in before I leave for the airport so I would have been drained on departure like most guys.[/QUOTE]

Vagabundo and Cat.

My cost per fuck per minute was 230/37 or 6 ish.

My new curve ball line is calling her Dilma rousseff while I am fucking her.

It must have been funny, as she kept my vibe up against her clit and my dick for fully 25 minutes in doggy style.

Normally, she goes to 'brute" or something like that which means she lays on her belly.

OK, so also, I was playing some Elisa sanches porn, which also gets me going. Before and after I entertain the girls by telling them my usual, sou felipe ret bengala, sou gogo boy, normalmente meninas me paga 500 reais por vc vou fazer um desconto, 300 reais, sem anal, com camisinha (funny, ironically, since I am always getting it bare for a tip), so it is a little self depracating shtick.

So.

New girls there, dani says she will eat cat's pussy. I might pay for that.

Some guys in the group tell vagabundo to go to tdm 607. Vagabundo does in fact monger patrol ramble on over there, having checked out emporio on the way, and to get to 607 in that miserable building one has to go up to 21, then walk down 14 stair levels. But there are some spinner negras there, but both are getting railed, one comes to the door, her hand over her pussy, the other over her tits. So, lesson is hit the prives jimmyboy style at 12 h or 11 h, the best girls get banged over and over early.

I dunno. Life in paradise is not perfect.

I am on the 12th floor overlooking barra posto 5 - 9. My rent is like 6600 r per month. The apartment is 45/55 sq meters, 10 m being a balcony, which is a optimal space capsule for low earth orbit. Vagabundo games and trades, selling crypto volatility there, sitting in a hammock, a whiskey in one hand (broke my aa streak at about 2 weeks), and taking a hit from a joint in a video call to some stuck up legacy elite school ***** and her doctor husband who suddenly want help protecting their precious dinheiro when they couldn't find the time to schedule a fucking phone call for a book club a week or two ago before the crash. Ann amari hands me first a whiskey on ice and then a hit from a joint while I blow the smoke in the rich world *****'s face, the rich world pussy prison warden being in alcoholics anonymous, so I am like fucking with her, oh, I love fucking with rich world women. How many groups have I gotten kicked out of for the sin of posting vagabundo and some 20 year old surf girl on a beach in rio de Janeiro.

Fuck.

Rich.

World.

Fuck them with a nice thick lube bottle to stretch out their judgmental irrelevant ***** holes, not that I would want to be any where near these hoars, fuck the rich world.

So.

So, it was 3 or 4 days ago. There these rich world and cheese dick s are on a video call with vagabundo, and ann amari hands me home cooked brownies, ganja joints, and whiskey. And I laugh at the rich world kunt and her cheese dick husband whose Latino dick has not fucked her irrelevant vagina for decades apparently. Oh, vagabundo revels in the irony, sneers at their very pathos, encino man and his kunt, who cling together for appearance, while vagabundo on demand, gets fresh 20-ish kunts, for a nice ride.

So here in Rio, vagabundo has real friends in rio -- engineering student and an Indian medical student at university, who want to go to feira sao cristavao, but that is like so far away from barra, and vagabundo is tired, having fucked for 37 minutes, then sucked on cat's tits. When he got back to his casa, vagabundo actually went to the gym, hit the bag and did some cleans and some dead lifts.

So vagabundo's cure to a bad knee is using the fucking thing, same thing a bad back, same thing a sore shoulder. Ok, so I am fucking 91 years old, but my gonads -- Rio de Janeiro my left testicle, and Sao Paulo my right testicle work -- and lifting weights will make me a better man, and help to improve my flexibility so I can wipe my ass.

I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.

I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.

Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.

I hate copa exhibit 432.

583.

[QUOTE=Robreefer;2996538]I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.

I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.

Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Robreefer;2996538]I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.

I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.

Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.[/QUOTE]Was her name jenny? I got quoted r1000 from a girl named jenny, I didn't take her up on it then but I did see her twice after Kuz she was just too hot not to. This time around I'm staying out of the White House.

[QUOTE=Robreefer;2996538]I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.

I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.

Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.[/QUOTE]She has nothing to lose by swinging for the fences on the price. If she is lucky, you might be a newbie who doesn't know that 300 dollars for 1 hour, is a high price. Next time, just exchange numbers and text her your price and time standards.

[QUOTE=Robreefer;2996538]I know these "buy me drink" bars are inflated but I was quoted (at Casablanca) $R1,600 (600 to club and 1,000 to girl), or $272 USD before the exorbitant transaction fees, not to mention $R100 entry fee.

I basically laughed in the girls face but she didn't budge on the price. And there's no way I'm doing anything in their weird little sex closet in the back.

Are people actually paying this or was I being massively up sold? This chick was super hot but man, I could get 3 really hot girls in Tijuana for this price. Just a little shocked by these prices.[/QUOTE]Casablanca is a big scammy club in Copa. The quotes you heard are very typical gringo prices at that place. A girl quoted me $300 for half hour. Like you, I laughed and walked away. She later returns with a new offer of 40 minutes for the same price. I would visit Dolce Vita instead of wasting $100 entry at Casablanca.

Dollars? When are you coming back to Rio senor Lalabo? I owe you a vila Mimosa / Mosaico patrol -- where the best girls continue to be -- and the DJ from 4 x 4 continues to appear after midnight, the best time to arrive.

[QUOTE=Lalabo;2997368]Casablanca is a big scammy club in Copa. The quotes you heard are very typical gringo prices at that place. A girl quoted me $300 for half hour. Like you, I laughed and walked away. She later returns with a new offer of 40 minutes for the same price. I would visit Dolce Vita instead of wasting $100 entry at Casablanca.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2997428]Dollars? When are you coming back to Rio senor Lalabo? I owe you a vila Mimosa / Mosaico patrol -- where the best girls continue to be -- and the DJ from 4 x 4 continues to appear after midnight, the best time to arrive.[/QUOTE]Yes, the quotes were in Dollars. Unfortunately, I don't have any plans to visit Rio this year. Maybe next year!

Nina Deponca.

I had a fave over to the new place. 300/30 cpf pm of 9 ish, not counting sushi.

Good massage. Watched some favorite porn. Good performance.

Anne amari is over, 300/10 like 30 reais cost per fuck per minute what the fuck but she brought weed we smoked, and smoked, and smoked, so there is that.

Vagabundo is feet wet on a German passport on March 17,1954.

Hi all,

Returning to Rio for a two centre visit in August. A week in Buzios and a week in Ipanema. I know my way round Copa, Ipanema, Leblon etc and can always visit old friends in Centro, but I've never been to Buzios. It looks beautiful but are there opportunities there to strengthen UK / Brazil relations? Any advice welcome. If I am successful, I will of course share my experiences. Thanks in advance.

Can I get a price check on the termas, in Rio right now trying to make sure I am not overpaying.

4 X4.

Centauras.

Solarium.

Price per session on site, and then what the girls typically ask for per noite at the moment.

Thanks boys!

[QUOTE=Walshy;2998574]Hi all,

Returning to Rio for a two centre visit in August. A week in Buzios and a week in Ipanema. I know my way round Copa, Ipanema, Leblon etc and can always visit old friends in Centro, but I've never been to Buzios. It looks beautiful but are there opportunities there to strengthen UK / Brazil relations? Any advice welcome. If I am successful, I will of course share my experiences. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]For Buzios I recommend to bring your own date (s).

Yep.

I brought kainan bellato, a negra the best hoar vagabundo has had, a tight 18 year old tier 1 hitter hoar in 2015 who loved vagabundo.

Her asshole was so tight.

She gave me her double penetration virginity on our first night at hotel malaga which I booked remotely based on her reviews on a hoar review site like gparena.

In other words her pussy and her anal hole had already been fucked.

But she stretttcheeeed her asshole with a dildo or maybe she put a dildo in her pussy while she put my dick in her asshole bare for her DP virginity, which is touching.

Carioca hoars are like that.

Meier morena gave me her anal lube bottle virginity the other day in other words she put a purple lube botte up her ass when she squirted, which is touching in that kind of kinky afternoon sex kinda way.

Nice negra ass on that 18 year old, nice tight holes, pics to follow. Ah, the memories.

[QUOTE=Junior;2998671]For Buzios I recommend to bring your own date (s).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Walshy;2998574]Hi all,

Returning to Rio for a two centre visit in August. A week in Buzios and a week in Ipanema. I know my way round Copa, Ipanema, Leblon etc and can always visit old friends in Centro, but I've never been to Buzios. It looks beautiful but are there opportunities there to strengthen UK / Brazil relations? Any advice welcome. If I am successful, I will of course share my experiences. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]You can find some girls in the bars and clubs at night plus check these sites but it's a good place to take a girlfriend, I usually like to go just to chill for a few days recharge then return to Rio. A week is a little long for me, I usually do good about 3 days maybe 4.

[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-armacao-dos-buzios-rj?showRedirectModal=true[/URL]

[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/buzios[/URL]

That would be kainan bellato, who later graduated to riosexsite dot com (and those prices, good for her negra ass as she was like one of the rare negras on that site) when she was living with me in a Botafogo Airbnb with a redhead she brought along for duplas. I only paid the redhead, as the negra was my free girlfriend for the lodging, which was a really good trade.

The original topic was?

How to get negras and red head duplas? Right?

Oh, yeah, it was something about. I have video!

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2998695]Yep.

I brought kainan bellato, a negra the best hoar vagabundo has had, a tight 18 year old tier 1 hitter hoar in 2015 who loved vagabundo.

Her asshole was so tight.

She gave me her double penetration virginity on our first night at hotel malaga which I booked remotely based on her reviews on a hoar review site like gparena.

In other words her pussy and her anal hole had already been fucked.

But she stretttcheeeed her asshole with a dildo or maybe she put a dildo in her pussy while she put my dick in her asshole bare for her DP virginity, which is touching..[/QUOTE]

Oh, yeah, the original topic was bringing girls to buziox.

See paella and sangria, both of which as bachelors we should know how to cook for ourselves, right men?!

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2998695]Yep.

I brought kainan bellato, a negra the best hoar vagabundo has had, a tight 18 year old tier 1 hitter hoar in 2015 who loved vagabundo.

Her asshole was so tight.

She gave me her double penetration virginity on our first night at hotel malaga which I booked remotely based on her reviews on a hoar review site like gparena.

In other words her pussy and her anal hole had already been fucked.

But she stretttcheeeed her asshole with a dildo or maybe she put a dildo in her pussy while she put my dick in her asshole bare for her DP virginity, which is touching..[/QUOTE]

Thanks gents, I reached out a little on the sites you recommended regarding my upcoming Buzios visit, Rio Bob, and have 4 contacts who want me to get in touch when I arrive, so that's looking positive.

During my most recent short trip to Copa, earlier this month, I used [URL]Gparena.net[/URL] to order girls direct to my AirBnB. It worked a treat! A couple flaked on me but overall a reliable and affordable option.

Had a couple of evenings watching English football on the big screen in Mabs. Not impressed, girls with inflated opinions of themselves asking vastly inflated prices. Some were a little difficult to shake off too once I had turned them down. Left me feeling a bit uncomfortable, as there would be 5 or 6 girls staring at you like you were dinner!

Hopefully catch up and share a few beers with some members next time I'm over. Have fun and stay safe gentlemen.

Hello. Will be in Rio for a few days and as an FKK aficionado am planning to hit the well known termas' (from the reports seems like I will enjoy Monte Carlo and Solarium the most). But I see that they are closed on Sundays. Are there any good options for the afternoon / evenings on a Sunday aside from escorts. It needs to be me visiting and generally prefer a place where I can chill and have a choice of girls. My tastes are fairly conventional and money is not too much of an issue.

Thanks. And as always will report on my exploits.

Has anyone ever done a private boat tour in Rio? Heading there with a group of guys and the consensus seems to be to rent a boat (and crew, of course) and fill it with girls for a few hours. I've only ever done something like this in Colombia, not sure how common it is in a place like Rio. Any experiences / recommendations would be welcome and appreciated!

[QUOTE=BeWilder;2998813]Hello. Will be in Rio for a few days and as an FKK aficionado am planning to hit the well known termas' (from the reports seems like I will enjoy Monte Carlo and Solarium the most). But I see that they are closed on Sundays. Are there any good options for the afternoon / evenings on a Sunday aside from escorts. It needs to be me visiting and generally prefer a place where I can chill and have a choice of girls. My tastes are fairly conventional and money is not too much of an issue.

Thanks. And as always will report on my exploits.[/QUOTE]Personally on Sunday I usually call a girl that I already know or an escort but it seems these days escorts would prefer you go to their apartment. In the evening you can stop by MABS restaurant on the northern part of Copacabana, it's not perfect but since Dolce Vita is closed on Sunday they may get a good crowd. There's 2 more clip joints in Copacabana that might be open: Casablanca and Kalabria, I've only been once, the girls are nice but I prefer Dolce Vita and the girls move around from club to club on other days. Sunday is a little challenging if you have restrictions.

[QUOTE=Walshy;2998574]Hi all,

Returning to Rio for a two centre visit in August. A week in Buzios and a week in Ipanema. I know my way round Copa, Ipanema, Leblon etc and can always visit old friends in Centro, but I've never been to Buzios. It looks beautiful but are there opportunities there to strengthen UK / Brazil relations? Any advice welcome. If I am successful, I will of course share my experiences. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Go to Buzios for 2 days, Max. Buzios is not crawling with working girls and don't forget that August is winter in Rio.

Vagabundo, serious question. Are you special needs? Why are you writing like that? Get a better outlet my guy.

[QUOTE=BeWilder;2998813]Hello. Will be in Rio for a few days and as an FKK aficionado am planning to hit the well known termas' (from the reports seems like I will enjoy Monte Carlo and Solarium the most). But I see that they are closed on Sundays. Are there any good options for the afternoon / evenings on a Sunday aside from escorts. It needs to be me visiting and generally prefer a place where I can chill and have a choice of girls. My tastes are fairly conventional and money is not too much of an issue.

Thanks. And as always will report on my exploits.[/QUOTE]Sunday is pretty much a bust in Rio. You need to have a girl in hand and go on a date. This is easy to do with terma girls. Get the number (and picture) of every girl you meet at MC / solarium. And invite your favorite out for dinner or a drink and more. This is def easiest way. The other alternative is Seeking Arrangement. You would need to get a membership ($120/ mo) and sift thru a lot of shitty girls but there are some real gems on there also. For example I met my current Rio steady girl on Seeki g for a Sunday date in 2023. And ended up spending 11 days together last year. So def some gold to be mined. But getting numbers at MC / Sol is going to be easiest.

Hey guys! Thanks for all the reporting as always. Makes all of my travels much more enjoyable. First trip to Rio. Staying in copacabana for ten days starting may 5. Typically I enjoy the massage parlors best. Any help or advice you can give on the best massage places I would greatly appreciate!

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2998935]Sunday is pretty much a bust in Rio. You need to have a girl in hand and go on a date. This is easy to do with terma girls. Get the number (and picture) of every girl you meet at MC / solarium. And invite your favorite out for dinner or a drink and more. This is def easiest way. The other alternative is Seeking Arrangement. You would need to get a membership ($120/ mo) and sift thru a lot of shitty girls but there are some real gems on there also. For example I met my current Rio steady girl on Seeki g for a Sunday date in 2023. And ended up spending 11 days together last year. So def some gold to be mined. But getting numbers at MC / Sol is going to be easiest.[/QUOTE]Or third you can get an escort from one of the reputable sites. There are several in Brazil, which is the only country where I would consider using an online escort site since there are some good ones where you get what you see. And you can find girls working any day of the week.

Sundays, assuming you are staying in copa as most idiot first time mongers do until safety pushes them to barra or botafogo. Take the 457 bus to vila mimosa, or metro to metro sao cristavao at 15 h, get a hoar at vila, go with a wcingman.

The best casa is 44 or 46, outside the alley, better for security even if alone (not recommended).

The best beach, by the way, is barra posto 2, where one can swim in the ocean relatively safely, and the best girls are.

So there you have it.

Classico beach club is where perola negra girls go on sundays. That is at barra posto 2, where vagabundo lives more or less.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2998935]Sunday is pretty much a bust in Rio. You need to have a girl in hand and go on a date. This is easy to do with terma girls. Get the number (and picture) of every girl you meet at MC / solarium. And invite your favorite out for dinner or a drink and more. This is def easiest way. The other alternative is Seeking Arrangement. You would need to get a membership ($120/ mo) and sift thru a lot of shitty girls but there are some real gems on there also. For example I met my current Rio steady girl on Seeki g for a Sunday date in 2023. And ended up spending 11 days together last year. So def some gold to be mined. But getting numbers at MC / Sol is going to be easiest.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Raul69;2998882]Vagabundo, serious question. Are you special needs? Why are you writing like that? Get a better outlet my guy.[/QUOTE]You must be new Vagabundo always talks in the third person, he always writes in some storytelling mode, a cursory view of one or several hundred of his posts, you will notice that right away so weather his has one or many mental disabilities, that opinion is stupid, maybe we all have a disability of sorts we are going online to talk about getting pussy.

Thanks.

Senor doombringer is a swiss navy infantry veteran like me who runs the western half of south america for the swiss navy.

I do also smoke some ganja.

On my whatsapp group I share the full kainan bellato booty-ful collection from time to time.

I missed my calling. Haha.

[QUOTE=DoomBringer321;2999160]You must be new Vagabundo always talks in the third person, he always writes in some storytelling mode, a cursory view of one or several hundred of his posts, you will notice that right away so weather his has one or many mental disabilities, that opinion is stupid, maybe we all have a disability of sorts we are going online to talk about getting pussy.[/QUOTE]

Got to my hotel just after 5 pm. First on the agenda was to find a cambio and change some money but was told they were closed due to a public holiday and that seemed to be the case. Ended up exchanging USD500 at a hotel in Cocacabana at a rate of 5. 2. No doubt over the odds but at least I had the necessary resources.

From my research on the forum, it seemed I would prefer the termas rather than picking up a girl in a club or bar or visiting an escort. I may only be able to visit two whilst here and had earmarked Monte Carlo and Solarium as the ones I would most likely enjoy.

Took an Uber to Monte Carlo at around 9 pm but it was closed due to a public holiday. Plan be decided to head to Centaurus as it wasn't too far away.

Entry was 160 and I headed straight up to the floor where all the girls were which is essentially a bar. I was overwhelmed as there were around 20 skimply clad girls. , all of decent to good quality. I was the only guy there and they were virtually all over me like a rash, feeling me up and groping me like they were hyenas over a piece of prime meat.

I sat down and 5-6 of them followed me and the two who managed to sit on either side of me started snogging me, inviting me to grope their arses and tits. , feeling my ever hardening cock etc. One of them got her tits out and let me have a little suck and the two of them had a little snog themselves as though I wasn't already in the mood.

The two on either side were actually the ones I found most attractive so it was a bonus. I decided to have a threesome with them as I enjoy having them when the price is reasonable (and compared to Dubai that is the case) and after such a long flight I reckoned I only had one shot in the locker.

The girls also made a nice contrast. Carla was white with blondish hair, petite with big tits albeit enhanced. Serra (at least that's how it sounded) is a black girl with a lovely smooth, natural figure. She was the most stunning girl in the club and I generally don't find black girls that attractive. Carla is 25 and Serra looks a bit younger.

At the locker I was persuaded in making it a 60 min session. I had a 40 min session in mind but given the warm welcome it was all too easy to lose discipline which proved to be a mistake. I paid 1600 at the locker which comprised 220 for the room and 690 per girl.

Sadly the session did not come close to expectations s for the simple reason that they didn't do owo and insisted it was an extra. It had not occurred to me that owo would not be included as I expected it to be a given in Brazil. It did put a real dampener on the whole session.

They were fine with FK and did a bit with each other which was the highlight. Carla was by far the better performer and in fairness her blow job was so good that I almost came fairly early in the session. I stopped so I didn't pop too early but in hindsight should have done so or mounted one of them when I was fully hard as I couldn't get going again. Eventually came with them tossing me off when we were only 40 minutes into the session which is all I should have gone for.

Serra was ready to go but Carla at least had the decency to suggest a massage albeit not for much longer than 5 minutes. They then had the temerity to ask for a tip and were pleading for R60 each so they could eat. I refused and they came down to R10 but having already been shortchanged, I wasn't going to give them a dime extra.

Overall, great looking girls but sub-standard service. Seems to me Centaurus is a tourist trap but you need to be disciplined not to get suckered into a longer session than you need and make sure owo is on the menu before proceeding. Hopefully the rest of the trip will improve.

Thanks for the options. I like the idea of booking an escort and visiting her at her place, preferably near copacabana. I understand the best site is [URL]https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj?neighborhood=copacabana.[/URL] Don't mind splashimg out and getting a high end 9 or 10!

[QUOTE=BeWilder;2999236]

Sadly the session did not come close to expectations s for the simple reason that they didn't do owo and insisted it was an extra. It had not occurred to me that owo would not be included as I expected it to be a given in Brazil. It did put a real dampener on the whole session.

.[/QUOTE]I don't know what "OWO" is but you should have walked out of the room and told the manager you were going to pick 2 different girls. When you are paying, you make the rules, you never allow a terma girl to tell you that you have to pay extra for a particular service. Thats should have been a huge red flag that your session was going to be sub standard. It seemed like there werent many other guys in the boate, so you could easily have replaced them with girls who would have eagerly done everything you requested.

[QUOTE=Bravo;2999283]I don't know what "OWO" is but you should have walked out of the room and told the manager you were going to pick 2 different girls. When you are paying, you make the rules, you never allow a terma girl to tell you that you have to pay extra for a particular service. Thats should have been a huge red flag that your session was going to be sub standard. It seemed like there werent many other guys in the boate, so you could easily have replaced them with girls who would have eagerly done everything you requested.[/QUOTE]OWO means oral without condom. Luckily having a much better day today at Monte Carlo

[QUOTE=Bravo;2999283]I don't know what "OWO" is but you should have walked out of the room and told the manager you were going to pick 2 different girls. When you are paying, you make the rules, you never allow a terma girl to tell you that you have to pay extra for a particular service. Thats should have been a huge red flag that your session was going to be sub standard. It seemed like there werent many other guys in the boate, so you could easily have replaced them with girls who would have eagerly done everything you requested.[/QUOTE]By his description sounds like the same two at Centaurus who tried to tag team me. Dusted them both off as was not interested in either one. Seems I made the right decision!

[QUOTE=BeWilder;2999236]Overall, great looking girls but sub-standard service. Seems to me Centaurus is a tourist trap but you need to be disciplined not to get suckered into a longer session than you need and make sure owo is on the menu before proceeding. Hopefully the rest of the trip will improve.[/QUOTE]It's not a tourist trap, per se, but your experience will always be dependent on the woman you choose. I went during Carnaval and hooked with up two at Centaurus: one inside the club and another came to my apartment after hours. Both were great, gave head without condoms (although the second one originally tried to use one), and we spent the full hour together. I have their numbers and might call them when I'm back for private meetings.

I did have a similar scenario with two rushing me as soon as I entered, but I ended up sending them away because I was more interested in the other women there.

I also went to Monte Carlo and had a threesome. One was way better than the other, so I saw her again at my place. Lastly, went to Solarium an hour before closing one night and still had a great session.

My advice is take some time before choosing. If a woman sits with you for a while, she will assume you're choosing her for a session. So either tell her you're going to hang out a bit and that you'll get her when you're ready or choose another girl to chat for a bit to feel out the chemistry. If you're not feeling it, send her away so you don't waste each other's time. Some are going to be more aggressive than others, but stand your ground and it'll get infinitely easier to say so the next time.

The only time I "rushed" was at Solarium but she was clearly the best looking one.

Firstly, changed some more money, this time at Universo Cambio which was recommended by someone on this board (thanks for the tip) and got a much more reasonable 5. 45 to 1 USD. It is walking distance to Monte Carlo and I arrived at around 445 pm.

Entrance was 180 and at that time there were only 4 girls in the bar. None of them were top notch stunning but all were doable and had their attractions. I would have been happy having any one of them. Unlike at Centaurus they were not pushy in the slightest but all made eye contact and smiles hoping I would beckon one over.

I decided to interview a short brunette with porcelain skin which is rare in Brazil. Her name is Ties or something similar. She seemed friendly and I specified I expected oral to be without a condom and she was fine with that. I only booked a 40 min session.

Went to the room and I hadn't noticed just how short she was. Even when she stood on the bed I was taller than her and she must have been less than 5 foot tall. She did also look a lot cuter close up and was a surprise when she told me she was 36 years old. Body wise she had a medium sized frame but was very flat chested and no more than an A cup.

It was a fantastic session. Lots of DFK and she is a great kisser, I was stood up and she got on her knees whilst on the bed and starting sucking me off (I told you she was short). A fantastic blowjob. Suction, speed, saliva and depth all spot on and she can deepthroat. I lay down on the bed to get more comfortable and she also maintains good eye contact. Finished with CIM and there was no rush and I enjoyed her soothing touches and caresses in a state of post coital bliss until the 40 minutes was up.

Cost was R180 for the room and R350 for the girl so R530 in total.

I relaxed in the bar and had a drink and a few more girls were starting their shift. One really stood out for me. I had to go for a function but hoped to come back later in the evening for another session.

In contrast to Centauras, you pay for everything you incur when you're leaving. I asked the receptionist if I could come back later without paying the entrance fee and she said that would be fine so long as I had another session with a girl.

I went back after 10 pm and reception honoured our agreement and I headed to the bar and there were maybe 15 or so girls. All generally good quality but without any stand out stunners and the ones who were not already chatting to another potential client almost formed a semi-circle near where I was sat, making eye contact, smiling, shaking their bits hoping that I would beckon them over for an interview. The girl who caught my eye earlier was not around but I decided to be patient.

I was right to wait as my preferred girl came over and I sat her down for an interview. Her name is Sofia and she has dark brown hair to her shoulders, very slim, light olive skinned, and small natural tits. She looks young and said she was 21 years old. Facially she reminded me a little of Winnie from the Wonder Years (for those of a certain generation).

Her English was decent and I specified that owo was on the menu and that I was happy for an hour session but I finished early I would want her to give me a massage to take me up to 60 minutes. She said this would not be a problem and I opted for a bigger room.

The session was fantastic. Lots of DFK and owo and was more of a GFE. Her blowjob was not as good as Ties' efforts but still good and fucked her for a while. Also went down on her for ages and fingered her vigorously with 3 digits. Finished with a blowjob though she did not take cum in her mouth though she gave my tip a cheeky kiss. This pretty much took me to 60 minutes and was a call from reception to the room to remind us that time was up.

Like Ties she had a sweet personality and was good fun in the room. Cost was R300 for the room and R500 for the girl so a total of R800.

I left the club both times with a smile and spring in my step and throughly enjoyed my time with both girls. Highly recommend this place and just what I needed after my disappointment the preceding evening. I didn't have any action on Friday but hope to get a chance to sneak off to Solarium on Saturday night.

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We will also have a reading from the book of Deuteronomy by the*local*rabbi.

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[QUOTE=BeWilder;2999240]Thanks for the options. I like the idea of booking an escort and visiting her at her place, preferably near copacabana. I understand the best site is [URL]https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj?neighborhood=copacabana.[/URL] Don't mind splashimg out and getting a high end 9 or 10![/QUOTE]Just about every one of these escorts has their own place and prefer you go to them.

[URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com/[/URL]

Great report Be Wilder. I too am a Monte Carlo fan. Small lineup but as you say always doable girls and a few gems. And such a chill atmosphere other than the initial circle up which you can wave off or ignore. Great gem of a place and so easy smack mid Copa beach.

Her name was likely Thais, which is a common Brasieira name and is pronounced just as you said — Ties.

Saturday 26 April. Solarium.

I did not venture anywhere on Friday but managed to slip away to Solarium on Saturday night. I got there shortly after 11 pm. Paid R150 entry which included a drink. Having had 2 girls at Monte Carlo with a fair complexion I was hoping to have a coffee coloured girl as I had also had a black girl on my first night out. This was the missing piece of the jigsaw. Both girls I had at Monte Carlo were also flat chested so I wanted a girl with big tits, preferably natural.

Like the other two clubs were around 15-20 girls in total and was also a nice racial mix. Quality perhaps a little lower than Monte Carlo but fine margins and half a dozen of them were very doable.

The two girls who stood out for me was a naturally busty white blonde and a mulatto girl who was tall and had natural tits. The girls are less pushy though they try to make eye contact so you engage with them. I think it may be a club rule that it's for the men to approach them.

I beckoned the white girl over. Her name was Lunia and she was perhaps 29/30. A very pleasant chat with her and agreed blowjob would be without a condom. I was quite taken with her as she is facially pretty and has soft feminine curves which is my preferred body type but hadn't forgotten my desire to also sample a brown girl so pointed out the one I preferred. She checked with her that she was fine with owo and so made it a threesome.

The mulatto girl was called Bianca. She had a much more toned body and facially very cute not to mention she had a great arse though I am mulch more of a breast man.

I only booked 40 minutes as I doubted I would need longer. I must have had around 100 threesomes or moresomes but this one ranks in the top tier.

It was an amazing. Both girls really passionate kissers and although they had never been with each other before they were very comfortable snogging each other and sucking on each others nipples. The highest compliment is that it felt spontaneous and felt like I was in a blur with two contrasting beauties taking pride in pleasuring me orally both simultaneously and taking turns. I had to stop them on a couple of occasions as I would have cum too soon but eventually I decided to just let the pleasure flow and came whilst I was on my knees in a passionate embrace with Lunia whilst Bianca was on all fours sucking me off.

Spent the rest of the time in a sweet embrace with the pair of them chatting away and caressing me in a soothing manner. No rush to get out and in fact reception called to remind us time was up.

It's a shame the termas' close relatively early as I would have loved to have had another session but wasn't time for me to recover and reload before closing time.

I can't remember the exact amount I paid as there is a discount for paying in cash. The advertised price paying by credit card is R150 for entry, R150 for the room and R410 for the girl so a total of R710 but R650 if you pay in cash. I can't remember the exact amount now but think I paid a total of R950 so R800 excluding entry. For the quality of the two girls and the service, it felt like an absolute bargain!

It was the best session I had and of my 6 girls in Rio, Lunia was definitely my favourite and I even got her number but didn't get round to seeing her on Sunday.

Overall, other than the night at Centaurus, the four other girls were all exceptional and I felt I had the true Rio experience! In terms of clubs, my favourite was Monte Carlo followed by Solarium with Centaurus a distant third though in fairness I did not play it well on my first night.

I hope I have the chance to return one day though from a pure sex tour perspective I still prefer the German FKKs (though they could really do with 15-20 Brazilian girls to raise performance levels, improve diversity and give the Romanian girls some competition) and as amazing as Brazilian girls are, I prefer Slavic girls who remain my staple diet at home.

Solid reports Be Wilder and I def agree with your ranking order of MC then Solarium with 4 x4 far below for me personally. I know you said you prefer FKK which surprises me a bit. It's gone downhill so and the passion of Brasileiras beats Romanians on balance imo.

Have you done So Paulo tho? It's better for girls than Rio by a wide margin in my and many other people's opinions. If you haven't t done it you need to.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3000010]Solid reports Be Wilder and I def agree with your ranking order of MC then Solarium with 4 x4 far below for me personally. I know you said you prefer FKK which surprises me a bit. It's gone downhill so and the passion of Brasileiras beats Romanians on balance imo.

Have you done So Paulo tho? It's better for girls than Rio by a wide margin in my and many other people's opinions. If you haven't t done it you need to.[/QUOTE]Sadly not done SP. May be wrong but in my mind Scandallo is the best brothel in the world though I used to think the same about Globe in Zurich until I visited in 2022. I prefer FKKs for a number of reasons. You have way more girls and maybe upto 100 in a day; they are open longer so for instance if Solarium was open until 3/4 am I would have hung around for a second wind; places like Sharks, World and Oase in Frankfurt have great outdoor areas where you can chill all day on a nice summers day between sessions. Even if it was an option I couldn't see myself spending 12-14 hours in a termas whereas I often do that in FKKs though most of my FKK memories are rose-tinted from pre-Covid days.

But Brazil is of course a much better overall holiday destination. I would give Brazilian girls the edge over Romanians in terms of service so it's more the FKK vibe and whilst I enjoy variety, I generally prefer white girls. I have had a lot of Brazilian girls in the past in London and Madrid and along with Ukrainians and Uzbeks rate them the highest in terms of the looks and raunch combo. And of course, rates are much more reasonable these days in Brazil than FKKs even outside termas. For instance, I was messaging this girl today [URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-mari-vitoria[/URL] who quoted me R800 for an hour plus Uber. Assuming her pictures are reasonably accurate she would be charging double in London and treble in Dubai (I didn't go ahead as she only does outcall and I was in a hotel with a lot of work colleagues).

[QUOTE=KnightCrawller;2998822]Has anyone ever done a private boat tour in Rio? Heading there with a group of guys and the consensus seems to be to rent a boat (and crew, of course) and fill it with girls for a few hours. I've only ever done something like this in Colombia, not sure how common it is in a place like Rio. Any experiences / recommendations would be welcome and appreciated![/QUOTE]Back in the early 2000's a guy who owned a schooner in the Gloria marina used to run a party full of girls from Meia Pataca and HO beach. Today the girls are scarce in both locations and I don't know if that guy is still there, I actually have a VHS video of one of those parties, looks like fun, music, booze and girls on the water what could be better. Today you'the probably have to do a lot more leg work to pull this off like go to the marina in Gloria and see if there is a boat to rent. Then how many girls do you need and where to get them. Getting a group of girls might be harder these days but I would start in places like MABS and hand out some information about the party and location and what they can expect to be paid just for showing up and how many programs they would be expected to do etc. You would need some lead time to pull this together. You're probably better off having a party in 4 x4 Termas and making believe you're on a boat, just my suggestion. There are some tour guides you can pay I'm sure but I don't know much about them, I do see a guy on YouTube called Swedish gringo but I don't know what he can offer.

Hi guys,

I have been here in Rio for 10 days and it's been quite a bit of fun.

I will fly back home tomorrow and I would like to find a good interactive duo to bring to my place.

Would you guys know of a "clean" pair of girls?

Thanks in advance.

Cat, anna amari.

So vagabundo did cat on last Thursday. 230/30 for 8 ish cost per minute per fuck, but she massaged too, so it was a solid 50 minutes of service so 4. 5 ish if you count the massage, not bad.

I did a hour of muay thai afterwards, chasing around the muay thai girls with the nice bundas.

Friday to Sunday ann amari came over twice and I paid her 300 r per day, she stays most of the day, we fuck 3 times per day on some days so that is an improvement, and after 3 years it means we still get along in the sack.

She brings weed, cooks.

The apartment cleans and that is good.

So all is well.

Ok, all you new guys if you want to join a whatsapp group send me a PM. Lots of coordination of terma visits in sp and rj, and even some security tips for medellin on the group.

Happy mongering all.

[QUOTE=BeWilder;3000015](I didn't go ahead as she only does outcall and I was in a hotel with a lot of work colleagues).[/QUOTE]Interesting I looked at her profile and it says POSSUI LOCAL, so she says she has a place for incall.

I was interested in a porn style experience. Rimming, foot licking foursome, where is best place to get this?

[QUOTE=Harriet;3000654]I was interested in a porn style experience. Rimming, foot licking foursome, where is best place to get this?[/QUOTE]Probably on a gay website.

[QUOTE=Harriet;3000654]I was interested in a porn style experience. Rimming, foot licking foursome, where is best place to get this?[/QUOTE]Dude, this month is start of porno season in brasil. Or at least in são paulo. Larhina smalls, ariella ferraz plus their garotas are doing new videos now. Becareful what ya wish for cause those gals, and few more gots no limits. Damn!

Gpguia has plenty of porno garotas listed.

Prices are reasonable from 400 reais an hour and up. Best to take two at a time tho, because why not. Kkk.

Word of advice: ya better double triple wrap johnny cause all their garotas holes have been triple decker stuffed while they gurgliing down whatever sloppiness lands on their face and tongues.

Well, actually, porn stars are more likely to be tested, but in Brazil, they are crazy as fck so the risk is still high.

But the risk of dying from a death of despair in the rich world is IMHO a higher risk.

[URL]https://www.amazon.com/Deaths-Despair-Future-Capitalism-Anne/dp/069119078X[/URL]

I mean I had a crew of Eurasian brothers (Vagabundo is Eurasian, and African too as we all came from Africa, and we all want to go back) in town and I sent them numbers of porn stars who were offering 4400 r for buceta, but the Eurasian boss man of the 9 man bachelor party was like, she is looser than a gaping volcano, which is true.

[QUOTE=Tochka;3000747]Dude, this month is start of porno season in brasil. Or at least in so paulo. Larhina smalls, ariella ferraz plus their garotas are doing new videos now. Becareful what ya wish for cause those gals, and few more gots no limits. Damn!

Gpguia has plenty of porno garotas listed.

Prices are reasonable from 400 reais an hour and up. Best to take two at a time tho, because why not. Kkk.

Word of advice: ya better double triple wrap johnny cause all their garotas holes have been triple decker stuffed while they gurgliing down whatever sloppiness lands on their face and tongues.[/QUOTE]

I'm returning to Rio for a month after spending the week of Carnaval there. I visited SP the week before, but Rio was the city worth returning to so quickly for a number of reasons:

1. General vibe: Rio is a party city that has a more laid back environment. Part of it is the beach and the other part is friendlier people. SP doesn't have much to do during the days (I prefer being a degenerate at night) and the city lacked a unique identity to me in some ways. Also, the hotels in SP were less friendly to visitors.

2. Weather: SP and Rio were both similarly hot, but the ocean breeze of Rio made it much more comfortable even during the midday. Due to the dense buildings, the heat was trapped easier in SP and I was uncomfortable on a lot of days.

3. Walkability: I stayed in the Jardins while in SP and it's not easy to get around by foot. It's very hilly and a 15-minute walk isn't necessarily easy. Zona Sul of Rio is flat and I walked pretty much everywhere if I was staying in the south.

4. Women: not to say I didn't meet some great women in SP, but Rio women were consistently better experiences than the other cities I've visited. A lot of them seemed to thoroughly enjoy giving head. I had a threesome at Monte Carlo and one of them was sucking for so long that the other told her to stop so she could hop on.

Services.

Some new people coming into town request SIM chips, which I can provide. I can also register such number for you before you come to Rio de Janeiro, so you can start talking to the hoars on a local number and be all like you hoar meu nome e felipe ret baiano bengala, sou go go boy, tenho 28 x19 centimeter, por voce vou fazer desconto, tabom?

I am looking for people coming into town in the next few weeks / months to bring some items, such as a Google Pixel 7 a or 8 a for less than $120 USD, or similar, which seems like a fair trade.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3001074]Services.

Some new people coming into town request SIM chips, which I can provide. I can also register such number for you before you come to Rio de Janeiro, so you can start talking to the hoars on a local number and be all like you hoar meu nome e felipe ret baiano bengala, sou go go boy, tenho 28 x19 centimeter, por voce vou fazer desconto, tabom?

I am looking for people coming into town in the next few weeks / months to bring some items, such as a Google Pixel 7 a or 8 a for less than $120 USD, or similar, which seems like a fair trade.[/QUOTE]Hi man, first time posting after having this account for some time. I will be coming there on 5/19. I can bring you some phones. Let me know how many you need? My cell phone plan has unlimited international plans so I don't think I need a sim but can help out because you provide a lot of value for the community! Let me know!

[QUOTE=VoodooJones;3000941].......4. Women: not to say I didn't meet some great women in SP, but Rio women were consistently better experiences than the other cities I've visited. A lot of them seemed to thoroughly enjoy giving head. I had a threesome at Monte Carlo and one of them was sucking for so long that the other told her to stop so she could hop on.[/QUOTE]I'm in Medellin now and back to my wicked ways of pounding with no mercy. A few weeks ago I was in Rio and the girls were like - Come on man, I want more.

I'm planning on staying in Barra the Tijuca for a few days. What are the options there? Clubs, nightlife, etc. I know there's a few sites that caters to escorts in the area.

Please send me a PM.

Thanks for the kind words. It actually does mean something to me, as this is a community of English speakers and I appreciate the friendships, and practically, sharing costs on uber, sharing information, and security.

The other things I will say about the local sim chip to register a whatsapp or whatsapp business is that it can help you to get better rates. I also send out the contact of a local doc who does a STD blood test in portoguese, same doc as the better termas use, which helps alot. I generally send that out on the local whatsapp group to keep comply with ISG rules etc.

Thanks, and looking forward to hearing from you.

[QUOTE=Qninja;3001107]Hi man, first time posting after having this account for some time. I will be coming there on 5/19. I can bring you some phones. Let me know how many you need? My cell phone plan has unlimited international plans so I don't think I need a sim but can help out because you provide a lot of value for the community! Let me know![/QUOTE]

Vagabundo likes a good round of porn quality ass to mouth and anal, for which reason I get tested regularly.

Morena Meier is there for just that. She hates me, I hate her, but she has a nice ass and is a good performer, she should be at 10+ years as a professional hoar, and she takes it right out of her asshole and into her mouth, sucks, and it goes back and forth between her asshole and her mouth within the last month for up to 48 minutes with her squirting at 43 minutes. I mean, I visited her family in Meier, and they totally rejected me, well she rejected me for anything more than sex, which is really a good thing as I really despise these poor pobre kunts, which is totally wrong, but I am so friggin sick of excuses that begin with in the favela, oh jesus. Meier Morena had a kid with some local, and thank fucking God, Yahweh, your higher power, Klaus Schwab the WEF, the UN, Joe Biden and Donald Trump I don't have fucking kid with her, but I shove my dick up her ass within 2 minutes of her arriving at the hotel, and then go on a anal / ass to mouth merry go round for the rest of the hour. The hoar takes her 300 reais, puts it in her phone case. Perhaps the only good thing about her performance -- actually her hoar performance is top notch -- is that she doesn't look at her phone for the whole session.

I mean, I was fucking cat in the prive for 230 reais including the 50 for no condom the other day, and I had her bent over, and she was looking at her phone. Like the whole session. I was like, unblock my numbers, which I gave her by passing my phone, and she was like oh no, I have a boyfriend and he will see. So, she's texting her boyfriend on whatsapp while I am bareback fucking her, squirting baby oil all over her ass which she likes, rubbing baby oil on her nice natural tits, which is divine, I must say, and I am like, oh ok, you can't unblock your whatsapp so maybe I will just creampie your kunt at like minute 25 instead of going all the way to minute 45, which is 6 minutes longer than the whole album revel by felipe ret. So in that session I came again in her bare **** at like minute 50, so I got full value, and I can't complain. Why am I looking for anything more? She may as well be a nurse at a urology medical practice for fertility collecting sperm samples in a rich 'hood like Botafogo or Gavea. Hmmm. I could arrange that.

I will perhaps have the government of switzerland pay for my training as a surgeon so I can do tit jobs, pussy jobs, and the like for brazilians, live in hoar-tel housing, in penthouses, and exchange my services for services of these tight young kunts and asses to massage my penis to earn their upgrades. I am so sick of the whole hoaring experience, but in the rich world, it would be worse, I know, from my 91 years on this earth.

Selah.

[QUOTE=Harriet;3000654]I was interested in a porn style experience. Rimming, foot licking foursome, where is best place to get this?[/QUOTE]

I believe the key to my literary success is to allude to porn stars, like Nina Deponca, Nia nacci, Kira Noir, and Ana Foxxx, not to mention Cherry Torn, aka Catwoman, whom I scheduled with and canceled on Thursday, such was my trading situation as I watch this program, IBKR, as I target. A certain target each day. Thursday, I awoke and after hitting my targets for the previous string of days since April 7 when I covered my SPY shorts (through options, yes, I am a bitcoin derivatives trader, arbitraging SWIFT code zone compensation for a former SWISS NAVY Lieutenant Commnder for the cost of living in the capital of the BRIC zone of black, negra, ebony azzz, pussy, vagina, and booty!

God dammit. I missed the chance to fucking slide my German Asian Pacific Islander erectile tissue into the vagina of my favorite, or one of my favorite hoars. That same night Kira Noir called me video called me and complained about being pregnant from one of my contacts, but bros before hoars, right men?

Anyway, Ann Amari is over. I can't believe I am actually helping her financially to move her shit to her mother's so she can live with me like 3 days a week. I guess it is kind of selfish as I will underpay her when she is moved.

Je suis un vendeur do volatilidade do crypto monnaie.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3001462]Vagabundo likes a good round of porn quality ass to mouth and anal, for which reason I get tested regularly.

Morena Meier is there for just that. She hates me, I hate her, but she has a nice ass and is a good performer, she should be at 10+ years as a professional hoar, and she takes it right out of her asshole and into her mouth, sucks, and it goes back and forth between her asshole and her mouth within the last month for up to 48 minutes with her squirting at 43 minutes. I mean, I visited her family in Meier, and they totally rejected me, well she rejected me for anything more than sex, which is really a good thing as I really despise these poor pobre kunts, which is totally wrong, but I am so friggin sick of excuses that begin with in the favela, oh jesus. Meier Morena had a kid with some local, and thank fucking God, Yahweh, your higher power, Klaus Schwab the WEF, the UN, Joe Biden and Donald Trump I don't have fucking kid with her, but I shove my dick up her ass within 2 minutes of her arriving at the hotel, and then go on a anal / ass to mouth merry go round for the rest of the hour. The hoar takes her 300 reais, puts it in her phone case. Perhaps the only good thing about her performance -- actually her hoar performance is top notch -- is that she doesn't look at her phone for the whole session.

I mean, I was fucking cat in the prive for 230 reais including the 50 for no condom the other day, and I had her bent over, and she was looking at her phone. Like the whole session. I was like, unblock my numbers, which I gave her by passing my phone, and she was like oh no, I have a boyfriend and he will see. So, she's texting her boyfriend on whatsapp while I am bareback fucking her, squirting baby oil all over her ass which she likes, rubbing baby oil on her nice natural tits, which is divine, I must say, and I am like, oh ok, you can't unblock your whatsapp so maybe I will just creampie your kunt at like minute 25 instead of going all the way to minute 45, which is 6 minutes longer than the whole album revel by felipe ret. So in that session I came again in her bare **** at like minute 50, so I got full value, and I can't complain. Why am I looking for anything more? She may as well be a nurse at a urology medical practice for fertility collecting sperm samples in a rich 'hood like Botafogo or Gavea. Hmmm. I could arrange that.

I will perhaps have the government of switzerland pay for my training as a surgeon so I can do tit jobs, pussy jobs, and the like for brazilians, live in hoar-tel housing, in penthouses, and exchange my services for services of these tight young kunts and asses to massage my penis to earn their upgrades. I am so sick of the whole hoaring experience, but in the rich world, it would be worse, I know, from my 91 years on this earth.

Selah.[/QUOTE]

Normally my advice is that So Paulo is way better than Rio for girls. I still think it's somewhat better, but Rio upped its status by a big leap a few nights ago when I hit the termas. Of course SP remains amazing. See todays post in the Sao Paulo thread for my first ever MMFF with chicks pulled from Casarao late night.

The main reason I am writing this report is to give the lowdown on Centaurus which is rarely written about here. If that's all you care about, jump down a bit, because it's the tail end of the night. Else read on for the full record-setting debauchery.

I'the been to Monte Carlo, 4 x4 and Solarium before and really like MC best even though it's small. I like its chill vibe vs 4 x4 loud club vibe. And I like its intimate bar vibe better than Solarium which kinda feels like an ice cream store to me because it so bright. LOL.

I went to Monte Carlo which is also walking distance. Went around 8 and there were more girls than last couple times I went. I counted 20. Honestly there was nothing quite to my very narrow taste except on tall slim beauty. But she had that look like she didn't want to be here, so I skipped her.

I eventually waved over a Rihanna look alike. Sol and she was all over it. Super friendly to the point of hand on dick under my robe. And we did some preview kissing and holy fuck that girl is gods gift to kissing. She even danced with me. We had the best time.

At some point I had the epiphany that taking two girls at a club like this is cheap. So I asked if she had a friend and she waived Ariel over. Ariel's face is a bit scrunched and she has a few more pounds but not objectionable. And she too is sampling my dick, tho her kissing isn't great.

Eventually we bop to the room. Standard procedure where they take your key and disappear and then return. They try to imply 1 HR is standard but I stick to 40 minutes which is clearly priced on the entry card.

We have a great time in the room with lots of kissing and double BJ (my main reason for a duo). I would def repeat the duo or just go with Sol. I could kiss that girl 24 x7.

My Rio girlfriend is going to be joining me the next day so I really should just pack it in. But nope. I got to thinking about how Centaurus is known to be a bit sharky or a gringo trap but I've been doing this a while and think I can give back to the forum by checking it out. So off I go!

Spoiler alert you will be eaten alive at Centaurus if you don't know what you are doing. Even I got sharked a bit. But if you play the game right you can have a lot of fun. And facilities are top notch.

When I arrive there are easily 30 girls there and maybe only one guy. You def feel like a giant ham dropped into a shark tank. And they def sharks at least some of them.

You get one free drink with entry which I think was 180 R. I get a caipirinha and try to find an empty seat to sit by myself for a bit. But within 2 minutes I am in a girl sandwich. On my left is Bruna who turns out to be a real winner and on my right is a girl whose name I can't recall. We will call her Biatch. 😝.

Like other termas you wear a robe and that's all, so It isn't long before both girls are stroking my package. This is absolutely amazing. Thankfully the pro part of me kicks in to maximize this pleasure and minimize financial damage.

Biatch is asking for a drink and I eventually acquiesce. But I am careful to check price with the waiter. I think the drinks were like 15-$20 usd. Which isn't unreasonable in a club like this. I just wanted to make sure she didn't order a $150 Champagne or some nonsense.

Eventually a third girl joins and all three are having fun stroking and talking about my dick. All the girls at Centaurus seem to speak pretty good English which is rare and likely why its a gringo club. I make it very clear that I will only take TWO girls not three. But I make the rookie mistake of not saying BBBJ. This will bite me shortly. Always ask!

After a solid 15 minutes or more of cock stroking I can take it no more and say let's go to the room. I say I will take Bruna and Biatch. And Biatch says you can take three we will give you a discount you will see downstairs. Scam alert on high, we head down to pay the desk.

They show me the total for three girls and the room and it's 1300 R and change. Of course I can pay that in a heartbeat but the third girl is just going to stand around. So I say no. I only want two girls. And the calculator now says 930.

Biatch speaks up and says. See it's only 200 more for a third girl. Fucking scammer trying to take drunk gringos. I tell her it's 400 more and no. And we really get into it. I have to get up in her face and say I am not taking three girls. I came within an inch of calling it off and should have.

But we go on up. Bruna and Biatch and me. I give the other girl a 50 R tip for her time and disappointment. In the room Biatch goes for a condom for the BJ. The put it in her mouth move and I say no way. And she insists. I say no. And she says OK. But then tries to sneak it on! Biatch. I tell her I caught her and so Bruna blows me no condom.

Later Biatch gets reinvolved and tries to sneak it on again. Fuck she is ruining everything. In the end I just focus on Bruna. Twice Biatch has the nerve to ask me to buy her a drink. Fuck off! Damn that was a bad start. Partly my fault.

Unfortunately I can't remember Biatchs name but she is a large black girl with a big soft Afro. You should be able to spot and avoid her.

Bruna turns out to be a home run. I end up having two more duos with Bruna and different friends each time. Pietra. And I think Vanessa? So four duos in total which is surely a record.

The best part tho beside double BJ was just the dick stroking in the club in plain sight and no one gave a fuck. My dick was in full view with both girls stroking much of the time. Sometimes a bouncer or bar tender would stroll by and they'the make a half hearted attempt to cover it.

I'the buy them drinks and just let them lightly stroke away as long as humanly possible and then go to the room when I could take it no more. They would of course be asking to go to the room every five minutes but I'the just put them off until I couldn't any more.

I also had the unique experience of shutting down the club. Because when we finished at 3:10 AM and I came downstairs everything was shuttered. Not a soul in sight! There was one clerk waiting for me in the locker room who said boa noite and let me out the side door. Hahaha.

This ended up being a longer write up than planned but there was alot of fun detail I recalled. To summarize Centaurus tho: Careful of the sharks. Confirm BBBJ before going to room. Make maximum use of the free handjobs. It's pretty much to best part for the price of a drink. Just keep putting off the room till you can't anymore.

And honestly 930 R ($160) for TWO girls? No wonder I did four duos! I would return actually. You just have to be careful and navigate the sharky waters.

Ps. Actually I had forgotten. At Centaurus they tried to put my robe over my street clothes. WTF? Half the fun is having ur dick played with in the club. I explained I didn’t want my street clothes and they showed me where I could shower and change and then put them back in the locker. Thank god I’m a pro. It would have been totally different with no in club dick fondling.

Send me a PM I have a guide which I send out via a whatsapp group with detailed housing options in barra and all of rio.

Short story, stay in barra or botafogo as close to metro as possible.

[QUOTE=VoodooJones;3001406]I'm planning on staying in Barra the Tijuca for a few days. What are the options there? Clubs, nightlife, etc. I know there's a few sites that caters to escorts in the area.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://www.xvideos.red/drmercies[/URL] regarding getting porn star experience (PSE is a defined term, right?) vagabundo's favorite screen for stroke able fuckable porn is asylum and noemie bilas, which is callsign noemie bilas from my favorite prive, noemi bilas is one of vagabundo's tier 1 porn star types. When I do polls of which type of girl do you want, most people do not pick negras black girls, which is vagabundo's top choice of girls! So, naturally, vagabundo has to get a mix of a few muay thai negras, like 10% best in rio, and 90% morenas and brancas. And vagabundo loves to get a submissive Negra to do rimming, beijos gregos, and I have video! Of a Negra rimming vagabundo. But I will spare you and save it for the onlyfans site haha, or maybe the xvideos site, hmmm. Vagabundo just bought a new xvideos red account. There may be money here. Also, with respect to the sounds like gay comment, vagabundo has worked in the porn industry, and some directors like. John stagliano and many of the evil angel directors have drifted over the foul line, and found that the most profitable categories are the ones that cross the spectrum, even mambo perv of analvids who is the ISG user. PM me for details, as we follow the rule, the first rule of fight club is we don't talk about fight club. Vagabundo definitely had Morena meir put her tongue up my ass and it felt great, and I had kainan bellato give me beijos gregos, or lick my ass, and she actually did it on video which she filmed herself with her friend in a great dupla. Vagabundo was wearing his vasco the gama*shirt. *haha.

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;3000730]Probably on a gay website.[/QUOTE]

Vagabundo might take one for the team and go to centaurus.

There is a girl that 4 x4 girl belladonna liked who had an even better ass and was a real morena (belladonna was a negra mulatta morena).

I will publish the pics of her (the centaursus girl's ass) and see if you can tell us if she is at centaurus or not.

Hit me up by PM to be added to a local rio and sp friends group.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3003038]Normally my advice is that So Paulo is way better than Rio for girls. I still think it's somewhat better, but Rio upped its status by a big leap a few nights ago when I hit the termas. Of course SP remains amazing. See todays post in the Sao Paulo thread for my first ever MMFF with chicks pulled from Casarao late night.

The main reason I am writing this report is to give the lowdown on Centaurus which is rarely written about here. If that's all you care about, jump down a bit, because it's the tail end of the night. Else read on for the full record-setting debauchery.

I'the been to Monte Carlo, 4 x4 and Solarium before and really like MC best even though it's small. I like its chill vibe vs 4 x4 loud club vibe. And I like its intimate bar vibe better than Solarium which kinda feels like an ice cream store to me because it so bright. LOL.

I went to Monte Carlo which is also walking distance. Went around 8 and there were more girls than last couple times I went. I counted 20. Honestly there was nothing quite to my very narrow taste except on tall slim beauty. But she had that look like she didn't want to be here, so I skipped her.

I eventually waved over a Rihanna look alike. Sol and she was all over it. Super friendly to the point of hand on dick under my robe. And we did some preview kissing and holy fuck that girl is gods gift to kissing. She even danced with me. We had the best time.

At some point I had the epiphany that taking two girls at a club like this is cheap. So I asked if she had a friend and she waived Ariel over. Ariel's face is a bit scrunched and she has a few more pounds but not objectionable. And she too is sampling my dick, tho her kissing isn't great.

Eventually we bop to the room. Standard procedure where they take your key and disappear and then return. They try to imply 1 HR is standard but I stick to 40 minutes which is clearly priced on the entry card.

We have a great time in the room with lots of kissing and double BJ (my main reason for a duo). I would def repeat the duo or just go with Sol. I could kiss that girl 24 x7.

My Rio girlfriend is going to be joining me the next day so I really should just pack it in. But nope. I got to thinking about how Centaurus is known to be a bit sharky or a gringo trap but I've been doing this a while and think I can give back to the forum by checking it out. So off I go!

Spoiler alert you will be eaten alive at Centaurus if you don't know what you are doing. Even I got sharked a bit. But if you play the game right you can have a lot of fun. And facilities are top notch.

When I arrive there are easily 30 girls there and maybe only one guy. You def feel like a giant ham dropped into a shark tank. And they def sharks at least some of them.

You get one free drink with entry which I think was 180 R. I get a caipirinha and try to find an empty seat to sit by myself for a bit. But within 2 minutes I am in a girl sandwich. On my left is Bruna who turns out to be a real winner and on my right is a girl whose name I can't recall. We will call her Biatch. 😝.

Like other termas you wear a robe and that's all, so It isn't long before both girls are stroking my package. This is absolutely amazing. Thankfully the pro part of me kicks in to maximize this pleasure and minimize financial damage.

Biatch is asking for a drink and I eventually acquiesce. But I am careful to check price with the waiter. I think the drinks were like 15-$20 usd. Which isn't unreasonable in a club like this. I just wanted to make sure she didn't order a $150 Champagne or some nonsense.

Eventually a third girl joins and all three are having fun stroking and talking about my dick. All the girls at Centaurus seem to speak pretty good English which is rare and likely why its a gringo club. I make it very clear that I will only take TWO girls not three. But I make the rookie mistake of not saying BBBJ. This will bite me shortly. Always ask!

After a solid 15 minutes or more of cock stroking I can take it no more and say let's go to the room. I say I will take Bruna and Biatch. And Biatch says you can take three we will give you a discount you will see downstairs. Scam alert on high, we head down to pay the desk.

They show me the total for three girls and the room and it's 1300 R and change. Of course I can pay that in a heartbeat but the third girl is just going to stand around. So I say no. I only want two girls. And the calculator now says 930.

Biatch speaks up and says. See it's only 200 more for a third girl. Fucking scammer trying to take drunk gringos. I tell her it's 400 more and no. And we really get into it. I have to get up in her face and say I am not taking three girls. I came within an inch of calling it off and should have.

But we go on up. Bruna and Biatch and me. I give the other girl a 50 R tip for her time and disappointment. In the room Biatch goes for a condom for the BJ. The put it in her mouth move and I say no way. And she insists. I say no. And she says OK. But then tries to sneak it on! Biatch. I tell her I caught her and so Bruna blows me no condom.

Later Biatch gets reinvolved and tries to sneak it on again. Fuck she is ruining everything. In the end I just focus on Bruna. Twice Biatch has the nerve to ask me to buy her a drink. Fuck off! Damn that was a bad start. Partly my fault.

Unfortunately I can't remember Biatchs name but she is a large black girl with a big soft Afro. You should be able to spot and avoid her.

Bruna turns out to be a home run. I end up having two more duos with Bruna and different friends each time. Pietra. And I think Vanessa? So four duos in total which is surely a record.

The best part tho beside double BJ was just the dick stroking in the club in plain sight and no one gave a fuck. My dick was in full view with both girls stroking much of the time. Sometimes a bouncer or bar tender would stroll by and they'the make a half hearted attempt to cover it.

I'the buy them drinks and just let them lightly stroke away as long as humanly possible and then go to the room when I could take it no more. They would of course be asking to go to the room every five minutes but I'the just put them off until I couldn't any more.

I also had the unique experience of shutting down the club. Because when we finished at 3:10 AM and I came downstairs everything was shuttered. Not a soul in sight! There was one clerk waiting for me in the locker room who said boa noite and let me out the side door. Hahaha.

This ended up being a longer write up than planned but there was alot of fun detail I recalled. To summarize Centaurus tho: Careful of the sharks. Confirm BBBJ before going to room. Make maximum use of the free handjobs. It's pretty much to best part for the price of a drink. Just keep putting off the room till you can't anymore.

And honestly 930 R ($160) for TWO girls? No wonder I did four duos! I would return actually. You just have to be careful and navigate the sharky waters.

Ps. Actually I had forgotten. At Centaurus they tried to put my robe over my street clothes. WTF? Half the fun is having ur dick played with in the club. I explained I didnt want my street clothes and they showed me where I could shower and change and then put them back in the locker. Thank god Im a pro. It would have been totally different with no in club dick fondling.[/QUOTE]

For the guys that enjoy the massage places I am currently on the ground in Rio now and wow you really can't beat RJ and Aquarium! Amazing lineups. Easy to book. Facilities are beyond upscale. Tons of options and upgrade. And the prices are great! I've been all over the world and this is my first visit to Rio and let's just say it's officially on the return list! Girls on another level here thus far!

Clubs / boates / FL bars.

Most of the boates or bars / clubs with freelancers or GDP (garota de programa / working girl) I went to were in the Copacabana area. Usually have an admission and take out fee. You usually have to negotiate with the girl regarding service, price and time.

Dolce Vita. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/8puM9ghwDoVT6ibd7[/URL]

Night club with loud music, dark disco lighting and good energy. Mostly Hip Hop, rap, funk, with some rock and EDM. Basically music to appeal to gringo tourists. Doesn't get going until after 12:30 or 1 am. Lots of terma, online, MABS, etc. Girls come here after their shift. 50-75 girls of all shapes and sizes. I always see some baddies here. Lots of gringo tourists. Beware of miscount of drinks on your bill. For a place packed with gringos, the girls were surprisingly the least sharky, most chill and offered the best pricing of all the clubs in the area, probably because the girls are mostly freelancers.

50 entrance and 150 takeout / Saida fee. You negotiate with girl directly. Usually 4-600 for ST and 600 to 1,200 for LT. No option to fuck on site. Take them to your place or a love motel.

Casablanca. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Fi2U69iFUpdnb9RSA[/URL]

Nightclub catering to gringo tourists. Decent lighting and good talent. A bit tourist trappy. Some girls have golden pussy syndrome and asks for the moon. But if you are experienced monger, you can do fine here. Good place to just collect digits as well, as many of the girls are more chill outside of the club, where they don't need to be hawking drinks or have the other girls or club management watching their every move. Have the occasional strip shows. There is an option to fuck in house, but never tried so can't comment.

100 entrance which includes 2 drinks. 300 takeout / Saida fee.

Marrakech. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Fi2U69iFUpdnb9RSA[/URL]

Sister nightclub to Casablanca catering to gringo tourists. Decent lighting and good talent. A bit tourist trappy as well. Talent is less than Casablanca. Have some strip shows. Good place to just collect digits as well. There is an option to fuck in house, but never tried so can't comment.

100 entrance which includes 2 drinks. 300 takeout / Saida fee.

MABS. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/CGPx1PNnSgqiasYJ6[/URL]

Sports bar with mediocre food, but a large TV for watching sports. Caters to gringo with NBA, NFL and Soccer games. At night, it turns into a reverse fish bowl where working girls are standing around surrounding the outdoor seating area. I've never pulled anyone from Mabs, but did see some good talent there occasionally. Fun place to hang with the boys, watch the game and people watch with the option for street action right at your fingertips.

Up House. Lapa.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/9XgJrDkWM7LEpvNp8[/URL]

Only went there once, but saw some decent talent. A bit of a raunchy vibe like 4 x4. The girls we encountered were also a bit sharky and gave off a professional tourist trappy vibe, which fits in with the Lapa crowd.

Prola Negra. Barra.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/XCpWDSbfSazqaEPs5[/URL]

I was there from 11 pm to midnight on a Thursday night and found the talent to be mediocre at best for my tastes. Others claim it's good so maybe I went on a bad night, too early or just the women who work there aren't my type. But I can't imagine this place appealing to most first time visitors to RJ, especially with it being all the way in Barra.

Hybrid club:

Vitrinni Lounge. Barra.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/cEuLUPn8MHAzwAtPA[/URL]

A high end night club frequented by lots of young rich kids, online influencers, musicians, celebrities, etc. With some sprinkling of middle aged guys and gals. The club has an outdoor terrace area for chilling and smoking and a big open dance area in front of the stage. The "VIP" areas are mostly on the 2nd floor balcony area with sofas / couches and tables with elevated views of the main dance area and stage.

A few friends who frequent the club says 50% or more of the girls at the club are pros or semi-pros. I went there on back to back nights with my main girl from Scandallo and we both concur the place had tons of obvious working girls.

The first night (Thursday) we just went to check it out at 2 am and paid general admission. We mostly explored the first floor disco and outdoor terrace and it was super packed as it was a holiday long weekend and Lady Gaga was in town. We had a few drinks and danced for a bit before calling it a night. During the 1. 5 hours there, lots of the working girls and a few civilian girls were flirting with us.

We really liked the vibe, energy and music so we reserved a table upstairs for the following night. This was for the night before Lady Gaga was to perform at Copacabana so it was crazy lit. The upstairs area is roped off and guarded by security and we were given a wristband to access the area. We arrived around 12:30 am and the place was already hopping. After being shown to our table, we noticed a lot of women in revealing dresses standing and dancing nearby solo or in small groups without guys. They were obviously working girls by the instant attention and flirting they directed our way.

It became obvious as the night went on that they were girls the club either hired or allow to work in the VIP area. We saw many groups of guys arrive after us and shortly after, waiters and club hosts were bringing girls to their tables. A lot of the working girls also hang out in the main lower level, by the bar near the entrance and in the outdoor terrace. I saw lots GDPs were given a wristband by security downstairs and led up to hang out and party with groups of guys at the upstsirs tables. We saw so many young baddies, both civilian and GDPs that the combined talent level (if they were all available) would rival and probably surpass Scandallo in SP, both in quality and quantity.

The venue definitely isn't as point and shoot, cheap or small as Dolce Vita, which has a similar vibe, but is about 1/10th the size of Vitrinni. The club is a very good option for a guys night out, as it's luxurious, safe and has a ton of hot available women. You can do it on a budget or splurge on a table with bottle service.

You can spend as little as 150 per person for admission and a couple of drinks. And all the way up to 600 to 1,000 per person if you get a table with bottle service for a group of guys.

You will have to be able to distinguish between the civilians and the GDPs, but that should usually be pretty obvious or you can just ask the waiters or host to bring you some girls to drink with or ask if a certain girl you like is a GDP / available. Heck, I am sure many of the civilians are also available if they aren't out with their boyfriend and you have some game.

ALL PRICING is in Brazilian Reals unless denoted by USD.

DISCAIMER: These are just MY favorite termas and clubs. Everyone's taste, goals and budget varies. For ME, I like the young pretty, thin runway model / athletic swimsuit model type who are morenas or brancas, whether they be blondes, brunettes or redheads. I am fortunate that I have a high enough hobbying budget that these "tier 1" termas and clubs are affordable to me so I am not saying these are the best places to visit for everyone. I also am not an ex-pat or a digital nomad who spends most of my time in Brazil so I don't try to stretch my budget or do the civilian scene. I have been visiting Brazil every 2 months for a week or 2 at a time for the last 5+ years, so I ain't a newbie either. I just value my time, convenience and comfort. My main priority isn't to get the best value or find diamonds in the rough.

Termas.

Termas are small sauna clubs with basic spa facilities. Don't expect the same facilities as a big Frankfurt FKK, which would have a large pool, outdoor tanning / lounging areas, sleeping / quiet areas, big jacuzzis for you and the girl to play in, big steam rooms and saunas and special sauna / steam programs and dedicated area with private rooms for professional veggie massages.

RJ termas operates a bit like a small FKK. You pay an admission to use its "spa" facilities and usually include a drink or 2. Unlike FKKs, the is no included food or non-alcoholic drinks. Usage of rooms are an extra charge. The plus is that the pricing of the girls ("massage therapists") are set on a menu with transparent pricing. There is no negotiation on price per xx amount of time as is currently the case at most FKKs. There SHOULD be no upcharge either for GFE service.

After paying your admission, you are given a key to a locker to change out of your clothes into a robe and flip flops and store your belongings. Most guys keep their underwear on, unlike at a FKK. In some termas, changing out of your clothes is optional. There are showers and bath amenities to freshen up.

At a FKK, the nudist culture, sauna / spa and sun bathing aspect of the "FKK" are all part of the experience. At a RJ termas, the "sauna / spa" is light on facilities / amenities and more of an excuse / pretense to get out of your normal clothes so you don't go home smelling like you just came from a brothel 😜.

You can easily spend a whole day at a big FKK without being bored. At the RJ termas, I rarely stay more than an hour or two before I am bored if I don't see a girl I am interested in. One night, I went to the 4 termas on my list within 2 hours without finding someone I liked. Before going to the clubs in Copacabana.

Once in your robe and flip flops, you move on to the main area where all the girls hang out. This area has a bar with stools and sitting area with small tables to lounge around. There are also a few poles for strip shows. It's similar to a small to medium size strip club or disco in the USA, but without a big stage or runway for strippers to dance.

The girls are usually in skimpy dresses, lingerie or bikinis and lounging around waiting for clients. In most of the termas, they don't approach you or don't do so aggressively. You can relax, have a drink, eat a meal in this area.

Most guys will chill for a bit before they pick a girl to keep them company. When you chat them up, you can check her chemistry, get a better look, see if you guys vibe, talk about service or fetishes, etc. Many guys also like to feel up the goods and also make out with the girl to get a preview of how they perform in the room.

One great thing about termas vs. FKK is that service should be all inclusive. There SHOULD be no upcharge for DFK, BBBJ, DATY, GFE, etc. Just ask if they do it and they will either say they do or don't. This usually also applies to anal sex. Probably only 10% or less of the girls I asked about anal said they would only it for an upcharge. They rest either offer it or don't. This is not to say that a few sharks who smell a newbie won't try to add a gringo surcharge for GFE services. Just don't fall for it. Hold firm and they will usually relent or just pick another girl who would be happy to provide the GFE or PSE services you want.

Solarium. Lagoa.

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My favorite terma, as it consistently has the hottest girls for my tastes, which generally lean toward young, pretty, cute, thin or athletic morenas or brancas. Service level seems to be consistently better than the other termas for passionate GFE / PSE. The lineup usually range from around 10 -15 girls in the afternoon and grows to 20-30 at night. Generally a very chill vibe. Very good lighting in the main space so you get a good view of the girls. Music isn't too loud and actually quiet in the afternoon so easy to have a conversation.

Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 450 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

4 x4 (Quarto por Quattro) - Centro.

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A very fun and lively boate / terma. I usually come by at night and usually skip the robes and keep my clothes on. Girls are generally more raunchy and have a more PSE look. Service is top notch and appeals to locals. Also can find more darker skinned girls work here. Usually 30-50 girls work here at night. Disco / terma is upstairs and more wild, while the whiskeria is downstairs and more quiet. After midnight, upstairs closes and everyone moves downstairs. Lighting is a little dark so can hide a girl's true looks a bit. Pretty loud at night so I often take the girl to the quieter smoking area in the back or downstairs to talk.

Pricing is 60 entrance + 460 for girl + room for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. NO extra charge for using a CC. There is also a set price for takeout / Saida at 1,200, although some girls want a bit more on top of that depending on duration of the overnight.

Monte Carlo. Copacabana.

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Very similar to Solarium as it's pretty chill and has decent lighting. Similar type of girls work here, but a bit more diverse. I also found the talent to be less in both quality and quantity when compared to Solarium. Usually 10-15 girls in attendance. It's very conveniently located for most first time visitors as it's located in the heart of Copacabana.

Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 400 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

Centaurus. Ipanema.

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Nicer facilities than other termas. You will find more sharky / aggressive girls here than other termas. Usually 15-30 girls work here. Very diverse group in terms of looks, with some real stunners. Average service level are lower than other termas. Also a lot more English speaking girls are found here. Almost all the upsell incidents I encountered at RJ termas were at Centaurus. Very dark lighting so beware of disco / strip club goggles. The smoking area is well lit and quiet so good option to take a girl there to truly see how she looks. Can feel like a tourist trap if you don't do proper vetting or due diligence of the girls when chatting with them. Expect to be jumped on by the sharkier girls as you enter the main area. Some will even try to be your "tour guide" at the lockers and cockblock you as soon as you enter the club! For both of those type of girls, I usually politely decline them and take my time to find the right girl.

Pricing is 160 entrance + 160 for room + 370 girl for 40 min cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3003343]Clubs / boates / FL bars.

Most of the boates or bars / clubs with freelancers or GDP (garota de programa / working girl) I went to were in the Copacabana area. Usually have an admission and take out fee. You usually have to negotiate with the girl regarding service, price and time.

Dolce Vita. Copacabana.

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Night club with loud music, dark disco lighting and good energy. Mostly Hip Hop, rap, funk, with some rock and EDM. Basically music to appeal to gringo tourists. Doesn't get going until after 12:30 or 1 am. Lots of terma, online, MABS, etc. Girls come here after their shift. 50-75 girls of all shapes and sizes. I always see some baddies here. Lots of gringo tourists. Beware of miscount of drinks on your bill. For a place packed with gringos, the girls were surprisingly the least sharky, most chill and offered the best pricing of all the clubs in the area, probably because the girls are mostly freelancers..[/QUOTE]I agree on everything you say, fantastic overview.

A few comments: Food at Mabs I had once, decided never to try again. Terrible! But it was some years ago. The girls at Mabs is a mixed group, most of them I would not touch. But in between you can find a gem.

The Vitrinni Lounge I never hear about, but is definitely worth trying. Thanks a lot!

First another shout out to Socrates for the write ups below. He is a font of knowledge and a great guy to hang with as well. Here's some day in the life of some of the places he mentions.

I had set the Rio portion of my trip to be on the weekend and to be shacked up with two hotties sequentially in more of a GF mode, one being existing GF Manu and one a new prospect whom I had met in November. However it turned out quite differently.

First, Cebele, whom I met at Dolce Vita last year tried to jack her price two days before our meetup. And not by a little. This of course pissed me off and we got into it. Even tho she basically caved in the end, she had burned the bridge and we were done. Boo!

The plan was that after Cebele I was to see Manu for two days but that would include only a small part of Mother's Day. Fortunately she was able to extend back to Saturday, when Cebele fell thru, to lengthen our visit somewhat. She likely could have extended to Friday also, but when I had the falling out with Cebele it was my opportunity to hit the termas! That was what led to the Night of Four Duos written up separately below.

The Manu visit was not all it's cracked up to be. Sure it was nice and girlfriendy but we've lost the spark a bit here two years later. And she too pulled some Brasileira BS, eventually begging off Mothers Day (can't blame her) but then not showing till 4 pm on Monday (CAN blame her!

To turn lemons into lemonade on a Sunday in Rio, without a date planned, is a minor miracle. Because Rio is shuttered on Sundays for girl action, except for very late night, as all the good Catholic girls are with their families. And yet the lemonade I had was sweet and delicious.

Athough I had had the four duos Friday there was only one girl at the top of that list Sol from Monte Carlo. Her BJ was really good and her kissing top five all time. Just the kissing got me to get out my phone and send her a text once Manu left (ALWAYS get girls numbers just for a contingency like this!

As luck would have it, Sol was free and down to meet. Sol is not 100% my type but a very pretty girl. Spitting image of Rihanna. As a Monte Carlo girl she gets 370 R in-house. So I offered her 500 R for a few hours date and it was on three hours later! She was about a half hour late, which is damn good for a Brasileira 😜.

Really had a great time with her. She was hungry so we had some late night pizza, even though I'the already eaten. And then onto the room. No trouble at the hotel and we rocked on up to my room (I did have trouble with my Casablanca girl the next night. Go figure.).

Although we definitely had some solid sex, the kissing and BJ we're legendary. Of course after 14 girls in 8 days I'm a bit tough to finish (Manu failed twice and she's quite good). But Sol is up to the task. After quite a few rounds of BJ and fucking, her final BJ musta been 20 minutes+. But she was just patient and slow and sexy. I was literally on the edge for 15 minutes and squirming around like a fish at the end. But she got her shot and it was earthshaking. Good girl!

The next day was a Manu day and she was super late. After bagging on Mother's Day I figured she'the try to be there in the morning or lunch latest. Nope 4 pm. Wasn't happy.

And since I wasn't really feeling it at this point we had a session Monday before dinner and then a nice dinner but I skipped the overnight and sent her home. This turned out to be a good call.

As I contemplated my options for the remainder of the night, I considered going back to MC but I knew Sol would want to wife me up and I didn't want to go there. So I thought maybe back to Centaurus, but damn so sharky. As I contemplated perhaps a clubs plan rather than termas, I got to chatting with my bud Socrates. (See his recent epic post on doing Rio).

With his wise counsel, I settled on a Marrakesh, Casablanca, Dolce Vita boate crawl! In that order. With a walk thru MABS for good measure. What fun!

Well Marrakesh was def a bust by my standards. Some pretty enough girls but all overweight, some more than others. Of course it's possible to find a gem there but not tonight.

Cover was 100 R including a free drink, so I drank my impossibly strong G&T (I think the "T" part was that there was a bottle of tonic nearby &#128514 and exited. At $18 USD to check out the talent and have a drink this is a fine investment. I look at it as a win not a loss.

Next up was Casablanca. I had a bad experience here last year where a girl seduced me to go to the back room and it was not cool. Neither the room (more or less a closet with a bed) nor the girl (CBJ only). But this year would turn out differently.

Casablanca had quite a different lineup from Marrakesh, with mostly slim and attractive girls, maybe 20 in total. Of course the lone fat girl with red hair (boo) comes to chat me up. I literally block her from squeezing in with my knees but she pushes past and wastes 15 minutes of my time while I try to politely get her to leave. I'm not here to hurt anyone's feelings. She finally takes the hint.

Meanwhile across the way there is this impossibly slim and tall girl sitting by herself. Beautiful face also. A nine in a sea of 6-7's. She's not holding eye contact but she also doesn't have that "don't want to be here" look. As she is moving to a closer table I wave her to my booth. Oh my. She is all that!

Her name is Valentina and it's her third day working there. She is a statuesque beauty with a model's build right down to the A cups. Her being brand new seems legit as we talk more. Especially when we get to pricing and she quotes an onsite and overnight price. I ask her if she's ever been to the onsite room and she says no. When I tell her it's like a closet with a mattress she is visually horrified. LOL. Def new here.

That's ok tho because we doing take out. We agree 1000 R which seems a great price for this hottie. We had to talk quite a bit about BBBJ and show her my STD. Eventually she acquiesced, but this happens sometimes with newbies till they realize they will have no customers if they stick to CBJ. She will learn.

But BEWARE because when we go to exit they want a 650 R takeout fee. Yikes. Don't know if it was gringo pricing or what but not much to be done standing there w your dick ready to go!

Maybe it would be good to inquire the Exit fee on going in. I would prob try to do that next time rather than heat of the moment. But I just paid it and we rocked on.

I'the established that we both love to dance. And although Dolce Vita is a girls takeout club primarily, there is no rule you can't go there to dance with your girl. So we do.

Totally empty maybe 5-7 people at midnight. But it gets going after that. Good news is since we are early even though the booths are roped off, the concierge says the side booths are free, so we take one. Clearly these won't be available later, as we hogged ours for several hours.

Goddamn did we have fun dancing. At Casablanca I offered her a drink and she had said she only drinks champagne at home. When I checked th split price at Casablanca it was untouchable, so no drink there. But at DV she notices Aperol Spritz on the menu which is Aperol and Champagne and orders one. By the time we left we both had had four and were feeling no pain!

The dancing was off the hook. Brave girl that she was, she endured my crazy spirit but mostly we were grinding. Maybe she didn't want to watch my dance moves, but having her back grinding my dick for a few hours was more than welcome.

As new partners we start with my hands on her hips as she grinds. But eventually my hands wander quite a bit but I am respectful and don't put hands straight on tits other than a brush by. Well as the drinks take effect, this goes by the wayside, as she firmly plants my hands on her tiny A cup tits. (Very slim girl all over but got the Brasileira bunda!) Several times when facing each other she flashes a nipple. Naughty minx!

Damn that was a lot of fun but eventually we take it to the hotel. The bill is fair just drinks and cover and I tip the waiter slightly as he was very solicitous and offered the free booth.

Normally I don't recommend walking at night at this hour but it was a hop from Casablanca to DV and from DV to the hotel. We kept our wits about us and cellphones on the downlow and entered the Hilton without any mishaps.

The prior night with Sol, I just had to show my keycard at the entrance and we bopped right to the room. Maybe it was the hour of the night but they were having none of that. In fact they wouldn't let me unregister Manu and register Valentina. They said against policy. Eventually they charge me a 400 R guest fee and let us go up. So really this was more like a 2000 R date with costs tacked on by Casablanca and Hilton. Totally worth it (Scandallo worthy girl) but be aware.

In the room it's great and affectionate. She's not a tongue kisser which sucks but plenty of sexy open mouth kissing and lip biting. Her BJ is on point and I got to give her points for TOFTT as I am struggling to get hard, have the wrong condoms, and just fucked Manu. She labors for prob 50 minutes of BJ off and on without complaint. A real trooper. Would repeat.

She sleeps over but I have a flight at 8 and she gives me a kiss and exits at 5:30 AM. All in all a fun night. Def try the Marakesh, Casablanca, DV Boate crawl. Good fun. And DV is great fun just for dancing. What a great new discovery. Just beware the huge takeout fee at Casablanca and that the Hilton (which I loved) is only sorta girl friendly and inconsistent.

Have fun in Rio. You can't go wrong. Stop over soon to the So Paulo thread for my final hurrah which is epic!

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3003038]
The main reason I am writing this report is to give the lowdown on Centaurus which is rarely written about here. If that's all you care about, jump down a bit, because it's the tail end of the night. Else read on for the full record-

Eventually a third girl joins and all three are having fun stroking and talking about my dick. All the girls at Centaurus seem to speak pretty good English which is rare and likely why its a gringo club. I make it very clear that I will only take TWO girls not three. But I make the rookie mistake of not saying BBBJ. This will bite me shortly. Always ask!

This ended up being a longer write up than planned but there was alot of fun detail I recalled. To summarize Centaurus tho: Careful of the sharks. Confirm BBBJ before going to room. Make maximum use of the free handjobs. It's pretty much to best part for the price of a drink. Just keep putting off the room till you can't anymore.

.[/QUOTE]Some great reports but seems you made the same mistake as I did at Centaurus 3 weeks ago by not specifying BBBJ and assuming it was default in Brazil. That said, it's so easy for even the most experienced mongerer to get suckered as having gorgeous young women draping themselves over you, stroking your cock, giving you passionate DFK and even inviting you to surreptitiously suck on their tits. You get rock hard and animal instinct takes over and you just have to take them to the room there and then! The best advice as you say is to stay cool and be patient and picky. Easier said and done but hopefully anyone who has read our reports will remember to ensure BBBJ is on the menu.

Has been nearly three weeks since I was in Rio and still have a warm glow from my visits to Monte Carlo and Solarium. Wish it wasn't so far for me. If it was a 7/8 hour flight I would go once a year as it has the lot. Gorgeous girls, great service at fantastic prices. And that's before the weather and the non-sexual attractions.

Online when the massage spots in downtown say "Relaxante" does that mean sex? I know that "Lingam" means a HJ, but not sure what relaxante is.

I am normally a Sao Paulo guy, as it has a more diverse and vibrant hobbying and gastronomy scene. However, RJ is definitely growing on me. The Carioca vibe and Bohemian energy are infectious. The city is more beautiful and calming, with its marvelous mountains and national park, decent to gorgeous beaches and better air quality, than SP, with its concrete jungle and constant drizzle.

I used to dislike how small the hobbying venues are in RJ, but it can be quite calming to not have decision paralysis. You can just relax in one spot and see everything available. At the end of the day, you just need to find one or two girls that suit your tastes. Less concerns about FOMO. And allows you to just live more in the moment. I now quite enjoy relaxing in RJ before or after a week of working and partying hard in SP. That's not to say you can't party hard in RJ either!

Rio also has a lot more fun activities to pursue than SP. You can go from visiting historical or tourist attractions one day to taking hikes or tours around its numerous incredible nature sites the next. You can spend days relaxing and recharging at the beach to satisfying your inner adrenaline junkie the next. It's also a great city for scenic runs and hikes.

The city is truly marvelous, as I've seen the city from up high from so many different perspectives. Whether it's from Cristo, Sugarloaf, rooftop bars along Copa, Ipanema and Barra, various favelas, Santa Teresa, Vista Chinesa in the national park, Pedra Bonita before hang gliding, etc. And I've just barely scratched the surface.

RJ also has a decent gastronomy scene, with a lot of local flavors. They have great restaurants from casual botecos to Michelin star fine dining. There are also some really good street food and farmers market, which I discovered during the couple of food tours I took.

I've found most Brazilians to be very friendly in general, but Cariocas take it up a notch. The female Cariocas are more chill and carefree, but also more open, sensual and passionate in bed. They just have a more fun and outgoing personality.

I also respect the hustle of many of their residents. You just got to be careful that you don't fall for some of the tourist traps and scams, as the city, especially Zona Sul, see a lot more tourists than SP.

I must say I have to contradict Socrates on the food thing. I find the food in Rio pretty horrible. It is always the same shit, meat, beans, rice, fries. They are totally uninventive when it comes to food. They have such great natural resources, the sea, great meats, great veggies and fantastic fruit. Yet they do so little with it on average. Sure, you can find excellent restaurants if you are willing to pay top dollar, but even then it is not guaranteed that it is really top notch in terms of taste. And the vast majority of the normal places are just bad. They cannot even craft a decent burger. The best choice in my opinion for every day are the por kilos.

But anyways, most people are not here for the food, so back to our main topic:

As I have recently tried 4 x4 and Eden Spa here are some girls I recommend to AVOID:

4 x4: Brenda, darker morena from Minas, nice (operated) looks but very bad service.

Eden spa: Dalila, don't let yourself be fooled by the nice (fake) tits and trained ass, she gives the most unenthusiastic service in Rio and refused doing the blowjob without condom. Horrible sucking skills also.

And please, because I have read it here again, STOP overpaying these freelancing bitches. 500 or even 1000 (this is madness) is way too much for 1-2 hours. Stick to 300 to 400. Its possible gents, just put some effort in this. Think about this: short term in a Terma like 4 x4 is 350, what do you think the girl sees from this? So if she makes 300 freelance this more than enough. Do not spoil these brats as you are making it harder for everybody else.

[QUOTE] Has been nearly three weeks since I was in Rio and still have a warm glow from my visits to Monte Carlo and Solarium. Wish it wasn't so far for me. If it was a 7/8 hour flight I would go once a year as it has the lot. Gorgeous girls, great service at fantastic prices. [/QUOTE]I don't know, but that must be an american thing. The prices in Monte Carlo and Solarium are no where near fantastic, on the contrary, they are completely over the top. For this price you can fuck gorgeous girls in Europe and don't have to travel 12 hours. Freelancers and 4 x4 is what I consider a good (while also not fantastic) pricing level.

[QUOTE=Filho;3004035]I don't know, but that must be an american thing. The prices in Monte Carlo and Solarium are no where near fantastic, on the contrary, they are completely over the top. For this price you can fuck gorgeous girls in Europe and don't have to travel 12 hours. Freelancers and 4 x4 is what I consider a good (while also not fantastic) pricing level.[/QUOTE]The prices are definitely higher due to overhead, but still not bad and you can always get their numbers to see them offsite. Where in Europe are you referring to? The FKK clubs in Germany costs more from what I read and their locations aren't the best for tourists who want other things to do during the day. The high-end prices in a lot of European countries are comparable to the US while the high-end prices in Rio are about 1,000 BRL an hour.

[QUOTE=Filho;3004035]I don't know, but that must be an american thing. The prices in Monte Carlo and Solarium are no where near fantastic, on the contrary, they are completely over the top. For this price you can fuck gorgeous girls in Europe and don't have to travel 12 hours. Freelancers and 4 x4 is what I consider a good (while also not fantastic) pricing level.[/QUOTE]I have no doubt these termas are relatively expensive from a local viewpoint as they seem to be targeted at tourists but I was coming at it from a Dubai perspective where an hour with a Brazilian girl (there are a few) is likely to be in the region of USD 300-400.

As for Europe, London has become expensive since covid with an hour with a good looking escort typically being 200-300 per hour and stunners charging north of those figures.

And FKKs, you're typically looking at E150-200 for an hour.

I haven't been post Covid but I understand Madrid where you do find a lot of Brazilian and other South American girls, is more expensive than Frankfurt and Zurich as you would expect, even more so.

So compared to my usual playgrounds, Rio was great value.

The reason that many mongers who can afford any price level go with the prives and trash casas is that actually paying more does not result in better sex, and indeed results in worse sex. Those termas like Solarium, Monte Carlo are so full of rules and restrictions that it it easy for the providers to gringo the customer by wasting the hour or 40 minutes with 5 minutes for a shower, 10 minutes for some other BS, always covered etc.

I also enjoyed meeting Senor Socrates and appreciate your detailed post and disclaimer.

Mosaico, and a little walk to Vila and / or Massagemtijuca should be added.

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3003345]ALL PRICING is in Brazilian Reals unless denoted by USD.

DISCAIMER: These are just MY favorite termas and clubs. Everyone's taste, goals and budget varies. For ME, I like the young pretty, thin runway model / athletic swimsuit model type who are morenas or brancas, whether they be blondes, brunettes or redheads. I am fortunate that I have a high enough hobbying budget that these "tier 1" termas and clubs are affordable to me so I am not saying these are the best places to visit for everyone. I also am not an ex-pat or a digital nomad who spends most of my time in Brazil so I don't try to stretch my budget or do the civilian scene. I have been visiting Brazil every 2 months for a week or 2 at a time for the last 5+ years, so I ain't a newbie either. I just value my time, convenience and comfort. My main priority isn't to get the best value or find diamonds in the rough.

Termas.

Termas are small sauna clubs with basic spa facilities. Don't expect the same facilities as a big Frankfurt FKK, which would have a large pool, outdoor tanning / lounging areas, sleeping / quiet areas, big jacuzzis for you and the girl to play in, big steam rooms and saunas and special sauna / steam programs and dedicated area with private rooms for professional veggie massages.

RJ termas operates a bit like a small FKK. You pay an admission to use its "spa" facilities and usually include a drink or 2. Unlike FKKs, the is no included food or non-alcoholic drinks. Usage of rooms are an extra charge. The plus is that the pricing of the girls ("massage therapists") are set on a menu with transparent pricing. There is no negotiation on price per xx amount of time as is currently the case at most FKKs. There SHOULD be no upcharge either for GFE service.

After paying your admission, you are given a key to a locker to change out of your clothes into a robe and flip flops and store your belongings. Most guys keep their underwear on, unlike at a FKK. In some termas, changing out of your clothes is optional. There are showers and bath amenities to freshen up.

At a FKK, the nudist culture, sauna / spa and sun bathing aspect of the "FKK" are all part of the experience. At a RJ termas, the "sauna / spa" is light on facilities / amenities and more of an excuse / pretense to get out of your normal clothes so you don't go home smelling like you just came from a brothel 😜.

You can easily spend a whole day at a big FKK without being bored. At the RJ termas, I rarely stay more than an hour or two before I am bored if I don't see a girl I am interested in. One night, I went to the 4 termas on my list within 2 hours without finding someone I liked. Before going to the clubs in Copacabana.

Once in your robe and flip flops, you move on to the main area where all the girls hang out. This area has a bar with stools and sitting area with small tables to lounge around. There are also a few poles for strip shows. It's similar to a small to medium size strip club or disco in the USA, but without a big stage or runway for strippers to dance.

The girls are usually in skimpy dresses, lingerie or bikinis and lounging around waiting for clients. In most of the termas, they don't approach you or don't do so aggressively. You can relax, have a drink, eat a meal in this area.

Most guys will chill for a bit before they pick a girl to keep them company. When you chat them up, you can check her chemistry, get a better look, see if you guys vibe, talk about service or fetishes, etc. Many guys also like to feel up the goods and also make out with the girl to get a preview of how they perform in the room.

One great thing about termas vs. FKK is that service should be all inclusive. There SHOULD be no upcharge for DFK, BBBJ, DATY, GFE, etc. Just ask if they do it and they will either say they do or don't. This usually also applies to anal sex. Probably only 10% or less of the girls I asked about anal said they would only it for an upcharge. They rest either offer it or don't. This is not to say that a few sharks who smell a newbie won't try to add a gringo surcharge for GFE services. Just don't fall for it. Hold firm and they will usually relent or just pick another girl who would be happy to provide the GFE or PSE services you want.

Solarium. Lagoa.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/aqcYQ1njtcNYzMS36[/URL]

My favorite terma, as it consistently has the hottest girls for my tastes, which generally lean toward young, pretty, cute, thin or athletic morenas or brancas. Service level seems to be consistently better than the other termas for passionate GFE / PSE. The lineup usually range from around 10 -15 girls in the afternoon and grows to 20-30 at night. Generally a very chill vibe. Very good lighting in the main space so you get a good view of the girls. Music isn't too loud and actually quiet in the afternoon so easy to have a conversation.

Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 450 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

4 x4 (Quarto por Quattro) - Centro.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/fTEY3R6oD6jjQ5US6[/URL]

A very fun and lively boate / terma. I usually come by at night and usually skip the robes and keep my clothes on. Girls are generally more raunchy and have a more PSE look. Service is top notch and appeals to locals. Also can find more darker skinned girls work here. Usually 30-50 girls work here at night. Disco / terma is upstairs and more wild, while the whiskeria is downstairs and more quiet. After midnight, upstairs closes and everyone moves downstairs. Lighting is a little dark so can hide a girl's true looks a bit. Pretty loud at night so I often take the girl to the quieter smoking area in the back or downstairs to talk.

Pricing is 60 entrance + 460 for girl + room for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. NO extra charge for using a CC. There is also a set price for takeout / Saida at 1,200, although some girls want a bit more on top of that depending on duration of the overnight.

Monte Carlo. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/wmH4w8b5mMMt3Neo6[/URL]

Very similar to Solarium as it's pretty chill and has decent lighting. Similar type of girls work here, but a bit more diverse. I also found the talent to be less in both quality and quantity when compared to Solarium. Usually 10-15 girls in attendance. It's very conveniently located for most first time visitors as it's located in the heart of Copacabana.

Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 400 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

Centaurus. Ipanema.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/2G3UFp78pLHWBgho8[/URL]

Nicer facilities than other termas. You will find more sharky / aggressive girls here than other termas. Usually 15-30 girls work here. Very diverse group in terms of looks, with some real stunners. Average service level are lower than other termas. Also a lot more English speaking girls are found here. Almost all the upsell incidents I encountered at RJ termas were at Centaurus. Very dark lighting so beware of disco / strip club goggles. The smoking area is well lit and quiet so good option to take a girl there to truly see how she looks. Can feel like a tourist trap if you don't do proper vetting or due diligence of the girls when chatting with them. Expect to be jumped on by the sharkier girls as you enter the main area. Some will even try to be your "tour guide" at the lockers and cockblock you as soon as you enter the club! For both of those type of girls, I usually politely decline them and take my time to find the right girl.

Pricing is 160 entrance + 160 for room + 370 girl for 40 min cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Degenerate24;2990047]The visa cost is $80, expensive.[/QUOTE]Not to defend stupid government policies, but Colombia, for Canadians, is far worse. Upon landing we pay about $60 USD. Per visit. At least the Brazilian eVISA is valid for five years.

Another good week, with new ISG friends in town.

QNinja and Vagabundo hit Darkroom late afternoon Monday, Vagabundo did cat, and QNinja being a good wingman got his girl and waited, though security is not a problem ever at Darkoom, which has returned even sex toys left adrift.

Great sessions. Cost per fuck per minute 230/30 8 ish.

Went to secret terma, hot as fuck negras, porn star quality wefuckblackgirls dot com quality.

Vagabundo talks up a mulatta with large nipples on all natural nice tits holding up well after 2 kids in Belfort Roxo. Initially she says no to bare after being shown tests, but then she comes around and proposes 100 r tip for bare, and Vagabundo hits the bid for a hour program, though she wants to do a 30 minute program. I fuck her bare for a solid 30 minutes, even though she is trying to get me to cum faster, but having blown two loads at the prive, I keep on keeping on, that bare vag just treating my bone oh so well. Anyway at about 40 minutes, I let her go, as had gotten in another 30 minutes of bare back fucking, which is as good a physical therapy as the higher power who created earth can commend.

SOme of the secret terma best girls work at some prives that cost just 130 r for an hour in centro, so it is worth the effort to get out there and be the lions hunting down the lionesses.

So next day, we again go to my favorite prive again, and Vagabundo does an hour with cat and another with kamila werneck with lunch at cais do oriente (good enough wi fi to trade) in between, 40 minutes of actual fucking for both sessions, good massage.

230/40 cpfpm.

Oh, and the highlight was using oleo do coco (coconut oil) as sex lube, which the cat approved of saying coco faz bem. Can't wait to stock up on more coco oil. Nice warm feeling while fucking bare. Pro tip there, gents.

Wednesday night we went to Perola Negra with some other new friends from ISG in town, YB5011 and his bachelor party crew. 40 minutes is like 390 after a cover of 50,60 minutes was supposedly 590. Some new hot girls. Got the negra's numbers, as is my usual approach. YB5011 were having a good time when we left, taking ubers back home, and planning more centro prive runs.

[QUOTE=ChicaChaser;3005182]Not to defend stupid government policies, but Colombia, for Canadians, is far worse. Upon landing we pay about $60 USD. Per visit. At least the Brazilian eVISA is valid for five years.[/QUOTE]I just checked my Brazil e-visa. It is valid for 10 years until 2035.

[QUOTE=ZuluTango25;3005230]I just checked my Brazil e-visa. It is valid for 10 years until 2035.[/QUOTE]Mine as well. 10 years. 😎

OK, JimmyBoy99, you have any of those sweet Hyatt points, you send them over to your old buddy, Vagabundo, now, here? Mark Twain! We on a steamer in the old Mississippi with some of those white girls from Rio de Janeiro prives that we picked up on our last trip. So, any of you fine Swiss Sailors that have any loyalty to Vagabundo, now you get together with JimmyBoy99, Nounce, and the other Senior Members of the Pimp Legion of Doom, and you figure out how to rent Airbnb, like maybe Hotel Atlantico in Centro in Lapa for Vagabundo, like a nice suite, with a gamer desk and set of BDSM furniture complete with a make up station for my wives, Elisa Sanches, Yasmin, Keylla, Alice, and Paloma, Manuela Gomes, Kainan Bellato, Thati Bombom, and Lorena Mulatta aka Rayssa Alves, kkk, oh, I loved that Mullata hoar from 2015, remember that negra, cartman?

Alright, my fellow ISG members: Vagabundo needs some help finding a new place as of July 31,2025, unless the great SWISS NAVY veteran who is renting his place to him extends his sub lease, which he should, just for the honor of housing a true Swiss Hero. But I am looking for $6000 reais or less, near to metro jardim oceanico as possible, preferably with laundry machine in a apartment with a beach view, good wi fi, BDSM sex furniture, a full surgical suite, a jet ski and rubber*boat*port.

Hey folks,

Has anyone had any success using dating apps like Bumble & Tinder in Rio? Are the local gals receptive to meeting foreigners and are they generally liberal and open minded when it comes to having FS after a date or three? I understand that speaking Portuguese will make things easier but just wanted to get a feel for how it is on the ground. I visited Rio 15 years ago and English wasn't widely spoken then but hopefully it's getting better. I will of course try and learn some Portuguese before I head back.

Also, what is the going rate for a one hour massage including HJ at non terma places like Aquarium? I couldn't see prices on the website.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Doggus;3006744]Has anyone had any success using dating apps like Bumble & Tinder in Rio? Are the local gals receptive to meeting foreigners and are they generally liberal and open minded when it comes to having FS after a date or three? I understand that speaking Portuguese will make things easier but just wanted to get a feel for how it is on the ground.[/QUOTE]YMMV. If you are not able to do what you ask about back home, then I would not expect to go anywhere else doing it, especially in a foreign language. That being said, I use Bumble and previously Cupid. But I do speak Portuguese and have been going to Brazil for 24 years.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations.

I updated this section of the bubba boy's guide revised by Vagabundo after having some good meals / terma / prive crawls with QNinja (hope to see your reports).

Food / Sex / Literature Combinations.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basket of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (SWISS NAVY) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.

Casuarina.

Av. Lúcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

Paris Cafe.

Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:

Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9[/URL]

Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.

Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en[/URL]

Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.

Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

Temakeria. Best sushi.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]

Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.

Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2665472]
The thing about classy joints in Rio like Marius or some super-duper sushi places (Sushi Leblon or something) is they're costly as fuck, just like upscale restaurants in NY or LA. I mean there is nothing wrong about it, but living in NYC I don't find gorging on finer food in Rio all that alluring. I highly recommend Lima for an incredible culinary journey on the cheap, but that's a totally different story, LOL.[/QUOTE]I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.

Here are a few more excellent choices.

Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.

And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.

I feel hip that I've been to several of the restaurants listed below. I went with a regular of mine. Spot on with the Instagram obsession. They've got to show all their followers the fact that they are eating out at a trendy location. Almost wanted to start charging to be the camera man.

I've got another trip coming up and am torn between Copa (my regular location) and Barra. Can anyone point out the advantages or uniqueness of Barra over Copa?

With Copa / Ipanema, I enjoy the how quickly I can get to / from the beach. The number of Zona Sul locations and the beach kiosks. In between whoring I always seem to run into other tourists and have a few drinks or dinner. The safety aspect is not much of a factor because I have a burner phone at the beach and Uber everywhere.

My hesitation with Barra is how spread out and isolated everything seems. The trek to the beach is a little longer and the beach seems more desolate mid week. Perola Negra could be a saving grace. There's not much talk here about it though.

[QUOTE=FlappyGilmore0;3007157]I feel hip that I've been to several of the restaurants listed below. I went with a regular of mine. Spot on with the Instagram obsession. They've got to show all their followers the fact that they are eating out at a trendy location. Almost wanted to start charging to be the camera man.

I've got another trip coming up and am torn between Copa (my regular location) and Barra. Can anyone point out the advantages or uniqueness of Barra over Copa?

With Copa / Ipanema, I enjoy the how quickly I can get to / from the beach. The number of Zona Sul locations and the beach kiosks. In between whoring I always seem to run into other tourists and have a few drinks or dinner. The safety aspect is not much of a factor because I have a burner phone at the beach and Uber everywhere.

My hesitation with Barra is how spread out and isolated everything seems. The trek to the beach is a little longer and the beach seems more desolate mid week. Perola Negra could be a saving grace. There's not much talk here about it though.[/QUOTE]Barra the Tijuca has more locals and less Gringos (foreigners) than Copa / Ipanema. It as a different vibe and the restaurants are much better and a bit cheaper. You'd find less servers that speak English than in Copa / Ipanema area. I liked it more for my taste, it feels more posh.

I am sitting here on my veranda. Ann Amari came over pernoite. We fucked once for 10 minutes, I paid her $300 r. Better cost per fuck per minute in the centro prives, and I am getting fat as fuck, and the fuckin priests over at the university are trying to hook me up with realtors, but I am not exactly a good fit for living in a property which has a landlord that the fucking priests recommended, if you know what I mean? I mean, I need mulatta duplas with their huge natural oil covered tits flapping like Israeli flags in the afternoon marijuana cloud while Carlos Santana personally plays guitar while I titty fuck Nia Nacci and Nina Deponca*eats*her*out.

Plea for Help: 1: Yours truly needs a new property, less than $5000 Reais BRL $900 USD per month, in Barra the Tijuca, with a lavandaria, which*allows*dogs.

2. I need a hoar that resembles my mom who does interracial kink scenes like the one with Cherry Torn and Noemie Bilas, and I need to do that with a new Noemie Bilas every week. That's why Vagabundo lives in Rio.

Anyone care to comment about weather, etc in July & August?

Copa bro. Proximity to every where. I went to Barra on a Friday, and it took me 47 minutes from Copacabana. Each time I went to Perola Negra, it was like I was travelling. Used the travel time to get a power nap and get there refreshed.

[QUOTE=FlappyGilmore0;3007157]I feel hip that I've been to several of the restaurants listed below. I went with a regular of mine. Spot on with the Instagram obsession. They've got to show all their followers the fact that they are eating out at a trendy location. Almost wanted to start charging to be the camera man.

I've got another trip coming up and am torn between Copa (my regular location) and Barra. Can anyone point out the advantages or uniqueness of Barra over Copa?

With Copa / Ipanema, I enjoy the how quickly I can get to / from the beach. The number of Zona Sul locations and the beach kiosks. In between whoring I always seem to run into other tourists and have a few drinks or dinner. The safety aspect is not much of a factor because I have a burner phone at the beach and Uber everywhere..[/QUOTE]

In addition there a lot of fine streetwalkers in Copa. Met some on the beach.

[QUOTE=FlappyGilmore0;3007157]I feel hip that I've been to several of the restaurants listed below. I went with a regular of mine. Spot on with the Instagram obsession. They've got to show all their followers the fact that they are eating out at a trendy location. Almost wanted to start charging to be the camera man.

I've got another trip coming up and am torn between Copa (my regular location) and Barra. Can anyone point out the advantages or uniqueness of Barra over Copa?

With Copa / Ipanema, I enjoy the how quickly I can get to / from the beach. The number of Zona Sul locations and the beach kiosks. In between whoring I always seem to run into other tourists and have a few drinks or dinner. The safety aspect is not much of a factor because I have a burner phone at the beach and Uber everywhere..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3001074]Services.

Some new people coming into town request SIM chips, which I can provide. I can also register such number for you before you come to Rio de Janeiro, so you can start talking to the hoars on a local number and be all like you hoar meu nome e felipe ret baiano bengala, sou go go boy, tenho 28 x19 centimeter, por voce vou fazer desconto, tabom?

I am looking for people coming into town in the next few weeks / months to bring some items, such as a Google Pixel 7 a or 8 a for less than $120 USD, or similar, which seems like a fair trade.[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM Vagabundo. I am planning to come in Early July. I can get these items for you.

Just send me a link for where to buy from.

[QUOTE=HKS11;3007363]Anyone care to comment about weather, etc in July & August?[/QUOTE]Get a sweater. Worse comes to worse you can put 2 t-shirts under it to make things warmer. Don't forget it's still a winter time there. Water I think is ok though. I intend to swim in any case. Then again I'm usually the only one swimming in Copa in July, at least swimming behind the waves for sure. Oh. This time I think I'd be spending the whole week in Barra just to check the place out.

[QUOTE=HKS11;3007363]Anyone care to comment about weather, etc in July & August?[/QUOTE]Rio de Janeiro experiences mild winter months in July and August, with average temperatures typically ranging between 19°see and 26°see. These months are among the sunniest of the year, with July averaging 21 sunny days and August averaging 19 sunny days. Rainfall is relatively low, with July being the driest month, averaging 1. 5 inches of precipitation. Winds tend to be moderate.

[URL]https://world-weather.info/archive/brazil/rio_de_janeiro/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.easeweather.com/south-america/brazil/rio-de-janeiro/past[/URL]

To avoid burying the lead, as the saying goes in the newspaper biz, here is my suggestion:

Get on a call with Vagabundo before you even start to talk to girls off of [URL]gparena.net[/URL], etc, and register a local Rio de Janeiro number on your whatsapp and maybe telegram too. You do this by: 1) getting whatsapp / whatsapp business / telegram open on your phone, while I have a local sim chip to get the code to register. Then set a profile picture with vasco the gama or a picture of a Rio de Janeiro beach (not your face). Then start to talk to the hoars. Your probable rates will be lower.

If you start zapping from a rich world country code, then there is an automatic profiling going on. I don't need to write a paragraph about this, do I?

My motive in this is to make friends for security, shared ubers, etc, and maybe to courier in some electronics like a cell (used amazon refurbished pixel for less than $140 USD), or a gamer laptop (used amazon refurbished for less than $600 USD), usually when I get to know people over a few trips / years. Especially if you are veteran of the swiss navy or other, or a financial professional.

Services.

Some new people coming into town request SIM chips, which I can provide. I can also register such number for you before you come to Rio de Janeiro, so you can start talking to the hoars on a local number and be all like you hoar meu nome e felipe ret baiano bengala, sou go go boy, tenho 28 x19 centimeter, por voce vou fazer desconto, tabom?

I am looking for people coming into town in the next few weeks / months to bring some items, such as a Google Pixel 7 a or 8 a for less than $120 USD, or similar, which seems like a fair trade.

Details:

So, the way to do it with the local number is this. BEFORE you even start to talk to girls that you find from gparena dot net, you should hit me up with a PM, and we can get on a phone call. You can register a WhatsApp or whatsapp business BEFORE you start hitting up the girls. Set a picture of a beach in Brazil as your profile picture, and use a translator and fake being a local dude, and get a better price.

When you get to Rio, then Vagabundo or some of the other experienced mongers, like Jimmyboy or Nounce will take you to some of the higher quality prives, and get your CPF (cost per fuck) registered on your penis for a better price. It will make a big difference financially for your experience.

As for the specific celular, hit up Vagabundo by PM and I will send you a link, but basically a Google Pixel 6 a refurbished for less than $135 US Dollars, with a crave case and a screen protector (because those phones have multiple users, which makes it easier to put on multiple WhatsApp's, and to have a hoaring user profile). You could also put your brokerage linked to your hoaring card there, like ibkr dot com or schwab or fidelity. If you were really Hi speed low drag, hunter biden, you would want to put those funds into a LLC (50% tax deductible meals and entertainment, right? Always buy audit defense on your tax prep software for the LLC).

OK, so vagabundo went into centro and banged cat lady bare with some nice oleo do coconut, and nutted all over her leg.

You don't care about that really because it was not your own penis, and every penis is on its own side. You're just my buddy to figure out my techniques, which is fine. Keep trading your crypto because vagabundo is trading volatility on crypto, which is the area in which I teach and supervise smart college kids, which is why I need all the Hi speed low drag technology.

I don't need more celular phones and laptops like the supposedly excellent ASUS vivobook S14 with the AI chip for $580 USD which I will be glad to figure out how to do the logistics for, but I fucking want one because there is nothing more than I like than to watch porn while fucking cat or my favorite prive hoars while playing our favorite porn, while trading in the bar with a laptop at a price point that actually supports gaming (eager to see that, as I am a huge gamer on insurgency sandstorm, just find vagabundo on the Russian server! Heckler and Koch is a Vagabundo family asset, if you haven't figured it out, along with Tavor and IMI, and the Rothchilds make our ships to send our guns, money, and lawyers around the world, and fer fucks sake, where there's lawyers, there's hoars, which is where it all started.

If that ASUS Vivobook S14 actually is a macbook air equivalent, then it is a fuck you laptop that I could actually lose in the sort of dangerous area that is centro, where as a macbook air M1 that I bought for $2000 USD from a local source (at RB156, Sorella electronics) is a item that I would not want to lose in a street crime. $580 dollar gaming capable lap top and $135 refurbished celular are items that if a punk stuck a gun or a knife in my face, I could say, OK, take it. A $1500 gamer laptop I would generally not want to take into a prive to watch porn and trade. But, those are just some of the finer points of what Vagabundo carries on the street after almost 2000 straight days of hoaring in Rio.

My cost per fuck per minute with cat was like 230/38 for the fucking and then a good 15 minute massage. Not that you really care, but you can meet and meat cat too. Call her dilma, funny as fuck, and call yourself lula. Just as I was banging cat the news about the Trump Elon bitchslapping fight went public roiled the markets, and just as she was texting her boyfriend, I was checking my portfolio, and I was like, man, this fuck with the coconut oil feels great but goddammit, what the fuck is causing this drop in my crypto stock volatility position? It came back somewhat on Friday, and I am smart enough to structure it to benefit from time decay. Extra credit to my dining / sex / literature friends if they understand that bitcoin investment language!

One of my ISG lunch buddies brought Vagabundo the most awesome velcro patch, a genuine (like get locked up if you falsely wear it) SCHWEITZER KRIEGSMARINE military patch, as Vagabundo is a lieutenant commander in the Swiss Navy!

Botafogo or Barra.

The reason for Botafogo is the following video.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQngxj13AXo&t=12s[/URL]

The reason for Barra is safety as discussed in this article in Economist dot com (trigger warning, though some sources are racist, this article is not, nor am I, a minority, for posting it).

[URL]https://www.economist.com/the-americas/2021/08/14/rio-de-janeiro-asks-why-its-cops-kill-so-many-black-people[/URL] Rio de Janeiro asks why its cops kill so many black people.

Activists are increasingly pushing back.

Aug 14th 2021.

Jacarezinho.

AT DAWN ON May 6th residents of Jacarezinho, a favela in Rio de Janeiro, woke to the sound of police helicopters and gunfire. Ten hours later, 28 people were dead, nearly all of them black men. Mariana de Paula, a 27-year-old accountant and activist who lives on the morro ("hill", as steep favelas like Jacarezinho are called), told her boss that it was too dangerous to travel to the office. Her boss, who is white, suggested she use a ride-hailing app. "She didn't get it," says Ms de Paula, who is black. The shooting sounded like popcorn. The victims included one police officer, shot by drug traffickers, and 27 residents killed by the police. Some were unarmed. It was the deadliest police raid in the state's history.

When the shooting stopped, Ms de Paula began her commute down alleyways that zigzag to the bottom of the morro, through a tunnel from Rio's poor Zona Norte to the rich Zona Sul, and finally to Barra the Tijuca, a beachside strip that is 72% white. In mostly white neighbourhoods in Rio flats can cost 2,000 reais ($400) per square foot. Their inhabitants blame poverty and corruption for the violence that plagues the city. But a growing chorus from Ms de Paula's Rio, the mostly black peripheries and favelas, suggests there is more to it than that.

Black Brazilians are increasingly arguing not only that the police are too trigger-happy but also that their violence is sometimes racially motivated. In 2019 Brazilian cops killed 6,357 people. In the state of Rio they killed 1,814: nearly twice as many people as cops killed in the United States, which has a population 19 times as large. Eight out of ten Brazilians killed by police are negros, a grouping that combines the official racial categories of preto, "black", and pardo, "brown" or "mixed". (Throughout this article, "black" refers to the unofficial category of negros.) Police killings tripled between 2013 and 2020 and now represent around a third of all homicides in some states, according to data compiled by the Brazilian Forum on Public Safety, an NGO.

Part of the explanation lies in history. Brazil was the last country in the Americas to outlaw slavery. Though former slaves did not suffer formal segregation of the kind imposed by South Africa or the American South, poverty and laws criminalising vagrancy and African religions had a similar effect. Rio "civilised and modernised itself by expelling second-class citizens to the morros", writes Zuenir Ventura in "Cidade Partida" (Divided City, 1994).

Black people too poor to live elsewhere built shantytowns (see map). Their residents became cheap labour for factories in Zona Norte and white families in Zona Sul. Today black Brazilians are 56% of Brazil's population but 70% of the poor. Unemployment is 17% for blacks versus 12% for whites. White Brazilians earn almost twice as much as black ones do.

Jacarezinho, which sits between a defunct General Electric plant and two train lines, has 40,000 residents. Its past as a haven for former slaves earned it the nickname "Rio's blackest favela". Over the years, poverty has bred resourcefulness. Residents add one floor after another to homes packed like Lego bricks. Shops sell everything from birthday cakes to beard-trimmers. But there is no proper sewerage system. Nor are there many formal jobs. Open-air drug markets are manned by teens with AK-47's, despite a huge police station at the bottom of the favela.

In 2008 a police commander in Rio called the force "the best social insecticide" after a raid that killed nine people. Rio's civil police is responsible for investigating crimes, but like the military police, its encounters with favelas consist mostly of operations with heavy weapons and hundreds of men. Decades of iron-fist policing have failed to curb violence. A recent study by the state prosecutor's office showed that in the month after lethal raids, crime in the vicinity tends to tick up, not down. And raids claim innocent lives. In the past five years, eight children under the age of 12 were killed during police operations in Rio. At least 24 were injured. During the Jacarezinho raid a nine-year-old saw police kill a man in her bedroom, soaking her mattress with his blood.

The Department for the Protection of Children and Adolescents says it spent months planning the raid in May, which was meant to arrest 21 people suspected of recruiting minors to drug gangs. But evidence appears to be scant—consisting mainly of photos from Twitter. Officers made only six arrests. Of the 27 people killed, some were minors and most were not on the suspect list (police say they were wanted on other charges). It looked like a "revenge operation", says Daniel Hirata of the Federal Fluminense University in Rio. When an officer dies in a raid, civilian deaths are twice as likely.

Despite the levels of violence—which police argue is needed to counter crime—most citizens are indifferent to the plight of favela residents, says Silvia Ramos of the Centre for Security and Citizenship Studies, a think-tank. Brazilians see police killings as a natural response to overall violence. They express more fear than citizens of any of the 163 countries surveyed by the Institute for Economics and Peace, an Australian think-tank. Some 95% are somewhat or very worried about being the victims of violence. Another poll found that 57% agreed with the phrase "a good criminal is a dead criminal. ".

"You can't go into a favela with roses," argues Carlos Monjardim, the head of the residents' association in Ipanema, a rich neighbourhood in the south of the city. It has 42 community police officers, whom locals "adore". Mr Monjardim's biggest concern is an "invasion" of people selling knick-knacks on the pavements.

He refers to the idea, first mooted in the 1930's, that a lack of laws against interracial romance and greater mixing have made Brazil a "racial democracy". "Racism doesn't exist here," he says, pointing to his love of samba and his adopted sister, who is black. He supports the populist president, Jair Bolsonaro, who has called residents of quilombos (communities founded by escaped slaves) "fat and lazy" and says that activists are "importing. Tensions alien to our history".

Indeed segregation in Brazil, including the existence of favelas and separate "service" elevators for maids and cooks, tends to be attributed to class, not race. Even left-wing types "used to say racism is just a fruit of economic inequality", says Luiz Eduardo Soares, who as an adviser to Rio's security secretary in 1999-2000 tried to reduce crime by filling favelas with projects, such as a snazzy cultural centre.

But such schemes are often underfunded. Killings by police fell 86% between 2008 and 2014 in "police pacification unit" areas, built in the lead-up to the 2016 Olympics. These community policing units were disbanded in 2019, after their budget was cut from 5 m reais to just 10,000. Attempts to reform the police cost reformers like Mr Soares their jobs.

The revolution is now televised.

Attitudes have started to change, however. This is partly due to pressure from activists, academics and a small but growing contingent of black politicians. More recently Black Lives Matter protests in the United States and the rise of mobile phones and social media have also raised awareness of racism.

Thiago Amparo, a human-rights lawyer, provided live commentary on Brazil's biggest TV channel for six hours in the wake of George Floyd's death. In November 2020 protests swept Brazil after white security guards at a Carrefour supermarket beat a black man to death. The supermarket chain agreed to pay 115 m reais to civil-rights groups, a record sum. In June a video of a white couple falsely accusing a black surfing instructor of stealing their bicycle went viral. An ongoing survey of news stories about police operations in Brazil found the word "black" only once in 7,000 stories between June 2019 and May 2020 but six times since the death of Mr Floyd.

Michael França, an economist, thinks that Brazil is starting to talk more openly about race. This year he and his colleagues from Insper, a business school in São Paulo, created a "racial-equality index" to measure disparities in different regions. The situation is becoming better in some ways and worse in others.

Public universities now have as many black students as white ones, but while 36% of white 18- to 24-year-olds have completed university or are studying for a degree, the share drops to 18% for black 18- to 24-year-olds. Mr França's index estimates that it will take 27 years to reach racial equality. And a black Brazilian is nearly three times as likely as a white one to be a victim of homicide. (Most perpetrators are also black.) In the United States a black person is seven times as likely to be killed as a white one. But in Brazil deaths of black people at the hands of cops are a larger share of homicides.

These numbers are finally starting to dawn on people, says Irapuã Santana of Educafro, a civil-rights group. In 2017 the group joined a class-action lawsuit opposing police raids which resulted in orders that Rio's police take steps to prevent loss of life, such as having ambulances on call and not using schools as bases from which to shoot. After the Supreme Court banned raids during the pandemic, killings by Rio's police dropped by a third in 2020, saving nearly 600 lives. The ban was still in place when officers entered Jacarezinho. They called the raid "Operation Exceptis".

But authorities in Rio stubbornly stick to their methods. In 2019 the governor said police should "shoot criminals in their little heads". He abolished the security secretariat, which had provided a layer of oversight, and weakened the internal-affairs departments (he was later impeached for financial irregularities). When activists argued that officers should be held accountable for the deaths in Jacarezinho, the police sealed the internal investigation for five years. A study in 2008 found that 99% of cases against Rio police officers were dismissed without charges, often without a serious investigation.

This is in contrast to São Paulo, where police lethality has dropped since some units began wearing body cameras (after the raid in Jacarezinho, Rio's state assembly ordered police to implement a 2009 law that mandates their use). São Paulo is introducing anti-racism training, though this has had mixed results in other countries. The black lieutenant-colonel who is leading the effort, Evanilson Corrêa de Souza, is unwilling to blame racism for deaths in "terrains where criminals are armed to the teeth". Police "go into favelas with the mentality that they will kill or be killed," he says, pointing out that black officers make up a third of the police force but two-thirds of officers killed. "We're killing each other. " Racism isn't a policing problem, it's a societal problem, he says.

In the meantime activists will keep pushing for change. Last year Ms de Paula and Thiago Nascimento, a law student from Jacarezinho, helped found LabJaca, a think-tank geared towards favela residents, to track covid-19 cases and urge people to take the virus more seriously. After the raid they changed their focus, organising a protest and releasing a wonky video showing how many school uniforms could be purchased for the cost of weapons used by the police. But few businesses were willing to support LabJaca's new campaign.

A month after the raid, a friend of Ms de Paula's was killed by a stray bullet. Kathlen Romeu was 24 years old and 14 weeks pregnant, with a degree from interior-design school and a new flat in a safer part of Rio. She had returned to a favela to visit her grandmother when she was shot by the police, witnesses say. Ms de Paula went on national news to denounce the killing. The next day her co-workers swarmed her. "We saw you on TV," they said. "You're famous!" Tens of thousands of strangers followed Ms Romeu on Instagram, liking photos of her baby bump. "You can say all 27 killed in Jacarezinho were criminals," says Ms de Paula. "But an unborn baby?9632;.

[QUOTE=Tribute15;3007520]Copa bro. Proximity to every where. I went to Barra on a Friday, and it took me 47 minutes from Copacabana. Each time I went to Perola Negra, it was like I was travelling. Used the travel time to get a power nap and get there refreshed.[/QUOTE]

First time and trip to Brazil and Rio was a success. I was able to meet the one and only vagabundo who provided my friends and I great info.

We stayed at an AirBnb in Leblon and was able to hit up Perola Negra, Solarium and Monte Carlo in the evenings. I personally thought perola negra was the best out of the 3 in terms of experience, venue and girls.

Definitely want to make another visit back to Rio and check out SP as well.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3008259]..........AT DAWN ON May 6th residents of Jacarezinho, a favela in Rio de Janeiro, woke to the sound of police helicopters and gunfire. Ten hours later, 28 people were dead, nearly all of them black men.......[/QUOTE]How many whites live in favelas?

My second trip to Rio. Arrived early Friday morning and checked in to a hotel in Lapa.

Quatro por Quatro.

Friday night had some jet lag and wanted to go somewhere I was familiar with and knew what to expect. Went to 4 x 4 about 20:00. Took an uber for about 10 are. Got a Heineken and checked out the talent. Were about 15 gals there. After about a half hour I saw a gal that I was with last time in Rio, at 4 x 4. A cute morena with slender body and natural breasts. She speaks English too. Took her to one of the larger rooms for an hour. Great with kissing, oral sem camisinha. I asked her if she would have vaginal intercourse bareback, but she wouldn't let me. Nevertheless, was a hot session and ended with CIM and swallow. Cost for two beers, a coconut water for her and the room was under 700 are.

Perola Negra.

Went to this place in Barra de Tijuca on Saturday night as it was highly recommended by a fellow respected ISGer. Took the Metro to the Oceana stop, then walked about a mile to the location. Got there around 22:30. Recommendations were that the place gets active late, and 22:30 was not late enough. Maybe 6 gals. Most of them sat by and tried to chat me up, but I let them know I was in no hurry. I patiently waited while more girls filtered in over the next couple hours or so. Met a pretty one that had a face and hair like Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction, but she insisted that oral be with a condom. A deal breaker. So I continued to patiently wait. About 1:00 I realized that Uma with condom might be my best choice and called her back. While I was finishing my drink, she saw me pop a Viagra. I tried to play it off with a joke about being old and half drunk. I guess the joke didn't land because she got up and left without a word. Really weird. Probably the language barrier.

At that point I see one last gal across the room that I had not seen up close yet. I motioned her over and she was cute. A tall, thin morena with long hair and natural breasts. She was OK with oral no condom so I took her to a room for a one-hour program. Had a great time and ended with CIM. It pays to have patience. The bill was kind of steep at 1150 are for three caipirinhas and the room. It might have been because I chose the "Pearl Room" that Uma wanted to go to. It was a nice room with jacuzzi, shower, banheiro, stripper-pole, etc. Fancier than I would normally choose, but it was nice.

Odd note, as I was there a while, I drank three caipirinhas, served by two different waitersold guys. After brining me the third one that waiter asked for a tip. I thought this was inappropriate as the drinks are paid at the same time as the room in a lump sum. This guy persisted and I finally took a couple 2 are notes out and gave to him. The guy gave me a disappointed look letting me know he thought I was a cheapskate. If I had known the waiter was such a dick, I would have went to the bar and got the drinks myself. Am I wrong here? It is my understanding that in Brazil tips are appreciated but not expected.

I'll be here all week and hope to update with more misadventures.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3008371]How many whites live in favelas?[/QUOTE]Probably more than you imagine. During several years on my Rio visits I stayed in one of Zona Sul favelas. Far from all of the moradores are black. There are lots of white nordestinos, especially from Ceará, Paraíba and Pernambuco. It tends to be that the nordestinos are the ones who are successfully business-owners in the favelas. Meanwhile the majority of the young guys who end up in the gangs are colored.

In the favelas 72,9% are pardos / morenos and pretos. What is considered white in Brazil make up 26,6% of the moradores. The reason that 90% of the bandits that are getting killed by the police are negros probably have several explanations. In some extent it might be a racial issue but also because the majority of the gangs are made up of colored guys.

[URL]https://agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/geral/noticia/2024-11/populacao-de-favela-e-mais-negra-e-jovem-que-restante-do-pais[/URL]

VAGABUNDO IS sorry he missed you. Next time at perola negra for sure.

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;3008447]My second trip to Rio. Arrived early Friday morning and checked in to a hotel in Lapa.

Quatro por Quatro.

Friday night had some jet lag and wanted to go somewhere I was familiar with and knew what to expect. Went to 4 x 4 about 20:00. Took an uber for about 10 are. Got a Heineken and checked out the talent. Were about 15 gals there. After about a half hour I saw a gal that I was with last time in Rio, at 4 x 4. A cute morena with slender body and natural breasts. She speaks English too. Took her to one of the larger rooms for an hour. Great with kissing, oral sem camisinha. I asked her if she would have vaginal intercourse bareback, but she wouldn't let me. Nevertheless, was a hot session and ended with CIM and swallow. Cost for two beers, a coconut water for her and the room was under 700 are.

Perola Negra.

Went to this place in Barra de Tijuca on Saturday night as it was highly recommended by a fellow respected ISGer. Took the Metro to the Oceana stop, then walked about a mile to the location. Got there around 22:30. Recommendations were that the place gets active late, and 22:30 was not late enough. Maybe 6 gals. Most of them sat by and tried to chat me up, but I let them know I was in no hurry. I patiently waited while more girls filtered in over the next couple hours or so. Met a pretty one that had a face and hair like Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction, but she insisted that oral be with a condom. A deal breaker. So I continued to patiently wait. About 1:00 I realized that Uma with condom might be my best choice and called her back. While I was finishing my drink, she saw me pop a Viagra. I tried to play it off with a joke about being old and half drunk. I guess the joke didn't land because she got up and left without a word. Really weird. Probably the language barrier.

At that point I see one last gal across the room that I had not seen up close yet. I motioned her over and she was cute. A tall, thin morena with long hair and natural breasts. She was OK with oral no condom so I took her to a room for a one-hour program. Had a great time and ended with CIM. It pays to have patience. The bill was kind of steep at 1150 are for three caipirinhas and the room. It might have been because I chose the "Pearl Room" that Uma wanted to go to. It was a nice room with jacuzzi, shower, banheiro, stripper-pole, etc. Fancier than I would normally choose, but it was nice.

Odd note, as I was there a while, I drank three caipirinhas, served by two different waitersold guys. After brining me the third one that waiter asked for a tip. I thought this was inappropriate as the drinks are paid at the same time as the room in a lump sum. This guy persisted and I finally took a couple 2 are notes out and gave to him. The guy gave me a disappointed look letting me know he thought I was a cheapskate. If I had known the waiter was such a dick, I would have went to the bar and got the drinks myself. Am I wrong here? It is my understanding that in Brazil tips are appreciated but not expected.

I'll be here all week and hope to update with more misadventures.[/QUOTE]

See attached.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3008371]How many whites live in favelas?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sperto;3008543].....It tends to be that the nordestinos are the ones who are successfully business-owners in the favelas......[/QUOTE]Ok, that being said there should be some termas and boites in the favelas which should be cheaper and with decent talent, that we don't know about.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3008949]Ok, that being said there should be some termas and boites in the favelas which should be cheaper and with decent talent, that we don't know about.[/QUOTE]I doubt you find any termas inside any favela in Rio. There are plenty of clubs in the favelas, some giant ones that holds baile funk parties etc. Tons of superhot girls, but regular girls.

I know there are some puteiros in Vidigal and Rocinha but I never bothered to visit them. However I've been to some puteiros in some favelas in Bahia and Ceará. Very basic, cheap and really nice girls. Unless you know the favela or have friends who live in the favela you better skip looking for puteiros in the favelas. Imagine a gringo walking into a favela asking around for putas. That could end very badly.

First off why didn't anyone on this forum mention Brazil has different outlets than the USA? I hold everyone here responsible for my inconvenience of not being able to use the outlets here. So I start off by walking to Eden spa. Avinida Nossa sra. De Copacabana 583. Suite 401. You see the number right on the building, inconspicuous office / apartment building. Took the elevator to the fourth floor. Rang the bell and was greeted by a man. I was offered a drink and had a seat and the girls presented themselves. The new prices that I remember are R270 for 30 or R350 for 60. I don't remember the other options. I took a shower and the towel came in a plastic bag, how nice. Anyway, I noticed right away that each girl presented herself differently. It was about 8 girls ranging from 5-7 mostly 5's. Some would offer each cheek for a kiss. Some would stand far back. I think you have to read body language to tell whos really interested in working. Anyway ofcourse my dumbass pics the hottest one that stood far away and did not smile. And spoiler alert. That shit was ass. I mean she had a great ass, but the session was ass! No kissing, no nothing. Even a ***** ass condom bbj. She got on top and I came in 20 seconds. Don't tell anybody. Anyways I got the hell out of there. I ate dinner at Mabs and the food was overpriced ass and a half. And the half was more ass. Also not a single girl there. Tudo bem!

Set out to find Dark Room on Tuesday around 14:00. Found my way to 28 Praca Cavi Bilac. Upon arrival, the security guard told me that Dark Room on the 21st floor had closed. He said the new location was around the corner on Rua Buenos Aires at 100. A steerer guy on Buenos Aires directed me to a place called Day Relax at 100 Buenos Aires, 4th floor and said that Dark Room had relocated to this place about a month ago. They had a lineup of only three girls, none were anything to write home about. I picked what I thought was the prettiest of the three for a one-hour session at 180 reais. I won't call her out by name, but she had no enthusiasm, did not want to be there, and wanted to end the session at 40 minutes. On top of all that, she kept sniffling (I thought maybe a coke problem?) and told me she had a cold and that it hurt her head to suck. While she did suck enough to get me hard, after she put the condom on for the sex, she would stall until my pole went half-mast, then said that I wasn't hard enough to penetrate her tight pussy. Was not a good time for her to spend three minutes typing a full paragraph into Google translate (WTF? I eventually gave up and left without getting off. What a waste of time.

Although I had never been to Dark Room, the reports on ISG were always positive. I hope that Day Relax is not its replacement. Has anyone else heard about Dark Room closing?

Wednesday I went to Ave. Rio Branco 185 sala 2114 at about 14:00. I think that place is called Belprazer. They had a lineup of nine girls. I chose one I liked for a one-hour at 200 reais. I picked a winner this time. Had fun and the girl was hot. Definitely worth the price.

There are puteiros in zona norte / oest (east)/ and generally all over Rio de Janeiro state.

You need to do sperto level (see his posts from 10-20 years ago, IE, before smart phone mega saturation, especially the maps.

You need to do a overlap of.

1. the map I just published (from economist dot com).

2. the Rio de Janeiro metro map.

3. [URL]gparena.net[/URL], and look under trash casas. As I have said often, there are a lot of porn star quality (mostly black) girls at those so called trash casas. Nia nacci. But at 30 bucks for an hour.

This is kind of my niche. Anyone who wants a guide PM me.

Don't get me wrong. I like white pussy just as much, and I like expensive pussy too, but as has been discussed here, paying more does not result in better sex, just the reverse. So.

Anyway, take the metro to pavuna, for example, and nina deponca works in a favela and lives there and takes me around to the local hoar houses. Vila mimosa / mosaico.

Look at a map.

Vm / mosaico is where north (poor) meets zona sul (rich, gringos, ie, you, gentle reader, for the most part).

[QUOTE=Turgid;3008949]Ok, that being said there should be some termas and boites in the favelas which should be cheaper and with decent talent, that we don't know about.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;3008990]Although I had never been to Dark Room, the reports on ISG were always positive. I hope that Day Relax is not its replacement. Has anyone else heard about Dark Room closing?[/QUOTE]Yes, Dark Room moved to Rua Buenos Aires 100 and changed name to Dark Relax.

[QUOTE=Sperto;3008957]........I know there are some puteiros in Vidigal and Rocinha but I never bothered to visit them. However I've been to some puteiros in some favelas in Bahia and Cear. Very basic, cheap and really nice girls. Unless you know the favela or have friends who live in the favela you better skip looking for puteiros in the favelas. Imagine a gringo walking into a favela asking around for putas. That could end very badly.[/QUOTE]How about asking a taxi driver to be taken to one. That was part of my modus operandi pre ISG.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3009076]How about asking a taxi driver to be taken to one. That was part of my modus operandi pre ISG.[/QUOTE]You mean taking a taxi when heading to a puteiro in a favela? Many taxis won't go up in the favelas. Even so you would probably find you way through windling narrow alleys.

There are plenty of puteiros in centro and no real reason for search for them in favelas.

So I decided to go to centro to check out Bel Prazer because it was getting a lot of buzz here. The taxi had a hard time getting there with all the oneway streets. Ended up walking a few blocks. Then the elevators are super confusing. Only some go up and only some go down. You might have to switch sides depending on where you're going. Its like a maze puzzle in a horror movie. Also its super busy downstairs. Bookstores, nail salons etc. And I stand out to begin with. It was about 8 girls. They were ok looking girls but I am used to Medellíand Colombia standards and I am starting to think Rio will not be able to compete looks wise with Medellíand. You walk around the city and you see good looking girls here and there. But no where near Medellíand. It was R150 for 40, or R200 for and hour. Yes there were shorter options but I can't remember anything. I have brainrot, you should be thankful I can still read and write to be able to post this. Also note that at the end of 40 minutes, you can not pay and extra R50 to extend to an hour. You would have to pay a full time slot all over again. But nice shower though. My towel came in a sealed plastic bag. And not a bad bed for a South American brothel. Marcela spoke English, which helped I guess and is nice. She wanted and extra R100 for anal. Maybe that's the gringo tax. But hey in america some truckstops charge $25 just for the shower. No naked girl included, so all in all not bad. I also went to suites 1308 and 405 and got no answer. But where the real action at. This has been a little subdued. Any street action in Rio? Any strip clubs like Fase Dose in Medellíand? Asking for a friend. The friend is me, don't tell anyone though. Tudo Bem!

[QUOTE=Sperto;3009028]Yes, Dark Room moved to Rua Buenos Aires 100 and changed name to Dark Relax.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.dayrelax.com.br/[/URL]

Rua Buenos Aires 100 - sala 401 (centro-rj).

Segunda-sexta 10 h-20 h Sabado 09 h-14 h Day Relax.

Is it the above?

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3009289]So I decided to go to centro to check out Bel Prazer because it was getting a lot of buzz here. The taxi had a hard time getting there with all the oneway streets. Ended up walking a few blocks. Then the elevators are super confusing. Only some go up and only some go down. You might have to switch sides depending on where you're going. Its like a maze puzzle in a horror movie. Also its super busy downstairs. Bookstores, nail salons etc. And I stand out to begin with. It was about 8 girls. They were ok looking girls but I am used to Medelland Colombia standards and I am starting to think Rio will not be able to compete looks wise with Medelland. You walk around the city and you see good looking girls here and there. But no where near Medelland. It was R150 for 40, or R200 for and hour. Yes there were shorter options but I can't remember anything. I have brainrot, you should be thankful I can still read and write to be able to post this. Also note that at the end of 40 minutes, you can not pay and extra R50 to extend to an hour. You would have to pay a full time slot all over again. But nice shower though. My towel came in a sealed plastic bag. And not a bad bed for a South American brothel. Marcela spoke English, which helped I guess and is nice. She wanted and extra R100 for anal. Maybe that's the gringo tax. But hey in america some truckstops charge $25 just for the shower. No naked girl included, so all in all not bad. I also went to suites 1308 and 405 and got no answer. But where the real action at. This has been a little subdued. Any street action in Rio? Any strip clubs like Fase Dose in Medelland? Asking for a friend. The friend is me, don't tell anyone though. Tudo Bem![/QUOTE]Why aren't you hitting the termas? They generally have good quality. Or just go to São Paulo. Best talent in the World.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3009289]So I decided to go to centro to check out Bel Prazer because it was getting a lot of buzz here. The taxi had a hard time getting there with all the oneway streets. Ended up walking a few blocks. Then the elevators are super confusing. Only some go up and only some go down. You might have to switch sides depending on where you're going. Its like a maze puzzle in a horror movie. Also its super busy downstairs. Bookstores, nail salons etc. And I stand out to begin with. It was about 8 girls. They were ok looking girls but I am used to Medelland Colombia standards and I am starting to think Rio will not be able to compete looks wise with Medelland. You walk around the city and you see good looking girls here and there. But no where near Medelland. It was R150 for 40, or R200 for and hour. Yes there were shorter options but I can't remember anything. I have brainrot, you should be thankful I can still read and write to be able to post this. Also note that at the end of 40 minutes, you can not pay and extra R50 to extend to an hour. You would have to pay a full time slot all over again. But nice shower though. My towel came in a sealed plastic bag. And not a bad bed for a South American brothel. Marcela spoke English, which helped I guess and is nice. She wanted and extra R100 for anal. Maybe that's the gringo tax. But hey in america some truckstops charge $25 just for the shower. No naked girl included, so all in all not bad. I also went to suites 1308 and 405 and got no answer. But where the real action at. This has been a little subdued. Any street action in Rio? Any strip clubs like Fase Dose in Medelland? Asking for a friend. The friend is me, don't tell anyone though. Tudo Bem![/QUOTE]Whiskeria Four by Four is your place.

I would have posted this sooner but I am having trouble accessing this site. Anway it was late in the day and I decided to try Monte Carlo in Copacabana. Random question, thoughts on combining cialis and viagra? No taxi would stop for me so I ended up walking there. Its next to a hotel, I tried to open a sketchy black door but luckily the door man got me in. The receptionist spoke English. R180 entrance fee, R350 for 40, R500 for 60. R180 for the standard room, R300 for the suite. The suite is bigger with a bathroom. You really don't need the suite especially if you want a quick in and out. Then you put your stuff in a locker. On to floor 2 where you have a sauna and showers. It was really hot in the sauna. Its a real sauna. I always wanted to go to a FKK in Frankfurt, now I finally got to pretend like I did. Except it was in South America not Europe. Close enough I guess, can't be that much of a difference right? Free towels, how nice. Ok now I go to floor 3 to see the girls. They all get up and stand around like presenting themselves. It was a little overwhelming to be honest. But I liked it. So many good looking girls. Probably atleast 20 girls. All in bra and thongs. I get some drinks and chat up a gym body girl. Agatha. She says she does everything but anal. She can suck dick, I give her that. Very nice girl. Ok so after that I go back and pick Sabrina. Brown girl with nice medium boobs and ass. 25 years old and everything firm. Oh yea. She sucks even better dick. Oh my how I love when they just shoving it in the back of their throat. Oh my god, don't choke yourself, or do it feels great. She sucked my balls. Good god! Anyway, I love the energy at Monte Carlo. All the girls are so nice, I've never got better treatment anywhere, bank, church, school, hospital, grocery store, you name it. We are getting somewhere with Rio. Not quite there though. A guy I met told me to go to 4 x4. I will, however that's probably not what I'm looking for. I miss that caution to the wind street working girl chasing lifestyle. I need wild back alley sex behind a church. French kissing, cum in nose, August sweatember, backback anal sex. Where is that? Any suggestions?

Hey STD, I liked your Day 4 post. It sounds like you went to the right place and had a great time. I suggest you check out a few other outstanding termas while you are in town like Solarium and 4 x 4. And after a night or two at 4 x4, if you are still looking for some "wild back alley sex, then you probably need to check out Mosaico & the VM. I warn you ahead of time; it's raw and dirty, and cheap. KKK. Some guys like it a lot, and some can't stand it.

Do an advanced search to find out more about Mosaico & the VM.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3009369] I love the energy at Monte Carlo. All the girls are so nice, I've never got better treatment anywhere, bank, church, school, hospital, grocery store, you name it. We are getting somewhere with Rio. Not quite there though. A guy I met told me to go to 4 x4. I will, however that's probably not what I'm looking for. I miss that caution to the wind street working girl chasing lifestyle. I need wild back alley sex behind a church. French kissing, cum in nose, August sweatember, backback anal sex. Where is that? Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]

Saturday, spent the afternoon in Impanema, then Ubered to Solarium at about 18:00. They gave a free drink ticket if you pay the 150 reais entrance fee up-front, then deduct from the total when you leave. Paid the entrance fee, put wallet and shirt in the locker, left on my sandals and shorts. Went to the boate upstairs and there were about 7 girls, at least 10 guys. Talent was OK. Hung out a while to soak in the scene with my free Heineken. For some reason a drunk Italian guy latched on to me and kept telling me how "crazy" the place was. Seemed like a nice guy so I tried to be polite. When I saw a cutie across the room I was interested in some old Chinese guy swooped in and grabbed her before I could get away from the drunk.

After about an hour with a few new girls entering the boate, the cutie returned from her time with the old Chinese guy. I was disappointed that I would be second, but motioned her over anyway. She was 19 and slender, morena. Said she had been working only two months. I took her to a cabine for a 40 minute program. She was good looking, but not very expressive in sex. I had a good time, but no real connection was there. All inclusive the bill was 522 plus the 150 I paid at the entrance, total of 672 reais.

As it is domingo here, and I'll be returning home later tonight, I likely won't have anymore reports from this trip. Had a great time and will have a smile on my face for some time to come. Tchau por enquanto cidade maravilhosa.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3009369]...... I need wild back alley sex behind a church......[/QUOTE]You'll get this in Medellin, the rest you'll get right where you are.

I thought it would be a good idea to pre-game at Centaraus before going to 4 x4. I got dropped off by the uber and saw a restaurant and thought it had to be a mistake but then saw the big red sign. Kinda like Las Vegas letters. I think Caesars palace maybe? I pay the entrance fee, and some girl meets me saying she's helping me. Spoke a little English and gives me a tour. Once at the bar I tell her I want to take a shower first and she's takes my free drink ticket and puts it in her titty. So now I have to see her again to get my drink. They have even better facilities than Monte Carlo and really hot suana. Only some showers have hot water. After I shower, the chick comes back and keeps shaking her ass in front of me while I'm trying to walk. Does this bullshit work on you guys? It just pisses me off. You think I can't already see your ass. Damn! She's hovering around me while ordering the drink. I don't need your help to order a drink. I go sit down she follows me. "Oh this is my friend, you like two girls?" Um who invited you, and who the fuck invited your friend? These girls are worst than sharks, their piranhas on coke. I got so mad I got up and started talking to a girl in the middle of the room in front of everyone and brought her back. So fucking annoying. There were over 30 girls, below Monte Carlo quality in general but some good ones. Most I wasnt attracted to per se. But all the girls I didn't want keep coming up to me and asking where I'm from want to go fuck. OMG, leave me the fuck alone. Am I fucking finding nemo damn. You think I can't see a chick I want and go get her, you think I'm blind? Thank god Monte Carlo has a chill vibe where they don't attack you. Maybe this place is for some, if you like overpriced drinks. These drink can cost 180 reais. And I finally got the girl I want and she's introducing me to a friend. Then saying buy this other friend who I don't even know a drink please she would really appreciate it. I bet she would. I like free shit too ho. Anyway probably will not be going back to Centaurus. So then I uber to 4 x4 after the first two uber drivers canceled. Immediately as I walk in I'm loving the 4 x4 vibe. Vibe isn't everything, but Its one of the only things. Immediately line up absolutely smokes everywhere I have been so far. Skinny girls, thick girls with ass hanging off the side of the plate and everything in between. All colors, heights. Yummy. But once again the best girls are already taken. And the girls here are not in a rush to jump on you, which is good but you must get a girl before she's gone. They have food here and I find it much more affordable than Centaurs. A chick that was older and not that cute, asked me to go up to the room. I was going to only bc she had a fat ass. But the prices are R350 for 30, R550 for 60, amd R650 for 90. A little more than I was willing to pay. I was thinking this place was a little cheaper. Maybe the info I read here was older or I got confused. Anyway I didn't want to pay a gringo tax so I held off for now. But did get the number of a nice girl that I chilled with. All in all I love 4 x4 so far, I'm going to go back tonight hopefully. But If I don't fuck a girl I might try Mosaic as a monger on here suggested, or uptown. Side note, what is with girls in Rio with random tattoos in random spots. It so strange. Like a random fucking turtle or dog tattooed in a random spot. You look like a 2 graders school desk or notebook. And this is coming from someone with tattoos. But to each her own, maybe its good for business. Well if you made it this far I will tell you a secret but don't laugh at me. And don't tell nobody. I get really nervous and don't want to ask the girls if they do bbj or oral sem camisinha bc I've had such negative experiences in the past. I've had girls say I shouldn't ask for that, and they are a nurse and I'm really risky. I've seen videos and took health classes, yada yada yada. You took classes but you still sucking dick for money? Hell, half of Hong Kong club in Tijuana Mexico looked at me as a leper bc I asked one girl for a bare BJ. Kinda scary shit. So now I'm always afraid of getting judged and outcasted at a club for asking about no condom. Is this a safe place? You better not tell nobody! Tudo bom!

A perfect Sunday.

Ann amari was over so we fucked, I paid her 600 r for two pernoites starting Friday.

A good wingman (is hard to find), wadapho was in town, so he came and met me at barra posto 2, classico beach club, ave de pepe 1014, a great place to swim, and where the perola negra girls go in their off hours or on dates. Awesome vibe, good spot to swim, which I did. The lifeguards blew their whistle, and vagabundo came back in so as not to join the penguins at the south pole. Wear fins.

We went to temakeria for all you can eat sushi at rua j. J. seabra, across the street from solarium. 150 r for all you can eat sushi, awesome quality. Rodizio.

Then we went to vila mimosa, and 120 r is the (inflated) ask for 30 minutes (compared to 80 r years ago). Plus 50 r for BBFS. Wadapho stayed until I was done, or vice versa, actually. Vagabundo does not like wingmen who take off, even if down the street to mosaico once they have blown their load (you know who you are). Wadapho shared on our zap group that he was robbed of a few hundred reais in vm on a previous, solo trip. Plus the girl I did was porn star quality, no kids, 18-20, and best sex in a while, real 69.

There are some items from our zap group, I will post here, but remember, we are all just souls getting through life, and leave some good karma by helping these women, help them with their education, they are someone's daughter too.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3009623]Then we went to vila mimosa, and 120 r is the (inflated) ask for 30 minutes (compared to 80 r years ago). Plus 50 r for BBFS. Wadapho stayed until I was done, or vice versa, actually. Vagabundo does not like wingmen who take off, even if down the street to mosaico once they have blown their load (you know who you are). Wadapho shared on our zap group that he was robbed of a few hundred reais in vm on a previous, solo trip. Plus the girl I did was porn star quality, no kids, 18-20, and best sex in a while, real 69.[/QUOTE]That's crazy, 120 reais in VM. Around year 2000 it cost 25 reais and the price stayed like that for many years. That was about half the price at centro privées. Back then there were (according to the newspapers) 1500 girls working at VM. All the 72 casas had a bunch of girls. It wasn't hard to find gems. The nicest ones I used to bring to Hotel Canário down the street. Paying 50 reais and the girls stayed for at least one hour. The motel charged about 10 reais.

About ten years ago I almost stopped session at VM. The selection became worse and the prices went up to something like 60-70 reais. I still occasionally pass by at VM but it lost some of its charm. I guess the good looking newbies from Zona Norte rather sell themselves online.

Charging 120 reais for 30 minutes in a filthy cabin is way too much. It's just about the same price as at the nicer centro privées. Maybe it's the Brazilian way of thinking? The business is bad, let's raise the prices so we earn more.

"Bella" at 4 x 4 was my favorite girl from my last trip to Brazil. She was wearing her Wonder Woman gear and looking so fine when I saw her for the first time, with a pretty face and a banging body (as you can see in the pics). Initially, I couldn't decide between her and a really pretty morena clara. Well, the decision was made for me when another monger pulled the morena over to his table. I didn't have to chase Bella as she came to me by parking that "culo" on my table to give me a good look. She took my hand to feel of her tight body and firm ass. It was a deal when that branca agreed to a BBBJ / CIM, anal sex, and pics!

In the room Bella proved to be a good fuck too with a bit of a potty mouth (I like). Her oral skills were solid, and I approved of the way she licked my nuts! She also did some light spitting on my junk, which I also liked. In cowgirl I noted that Bella's nipples were rock hard. And In doggy I gave her a good, hard pounding "whack, whack, whack, whack, whack" up against those butt cheeks! From there I gently found my way deep into her anus before slamming her nuts deep up the "cuzinha". Bella began to cry out, [B]"Oh, oh, oh fuck me in the ass like the puta that I am"![/B] And who was I to deny her? Bella's wish was my command! Hahaha!

Bella gave me her number and told me she was going to be off on Friday, and if I wanted, she would come to my hotel and give me her ass again. I did session with her one more time before the conclusion of my last trip, but it was again at 4 x4. I grabbed a beer and had a seat at the entrance and could see her talking to some male acquaintances. Once the conversation was done, she came right over to me and we began some light kissing with tongue before heading to the room. We couldn't get past the threshold before we were both grabbing and clutching at each other and DFKing. In many ways the second session was like the first one, but this time with Bella saying, "Go slow, go slow". I said, "You want me to go slow in your culo branco"? She replied, "Yes, please go slow in my culo branco. Go slow". So, I slowly entered into Bella's culo branco. Then once all the way in? I buggered her silly the full length of her anal canal just one more time LOL!

Bella said that she liked me and wanted to see me again. I still have her number. She's hot. Takes it in the ass like a good Brasiliera should! We shall see. We shall see!

"Jessica" at Monte Carlo was another branca that I liked. When I first saw her, for some reason she was standing in the hallway just outside the boate and wasn't coming in. I couldn't see her face to see if I found her attractive. And with the face being super important to me I had to see it before anything else could proceed. Well, I had to take a leak, so that gave me a reason to walk past her to check out her face, which met my standards upon inspection. So, on the way back from the can, I asked Jessica to come sit with me. She was pleasant, and we were soon making the deal for a session. Jessica agreed to my most important terms (BBBJ / CIM, anal sex, and pics). She also said that I could cum in her face (her idea not mine)! Well we got into the room and she didn't waste any time! Branca was on her knees and going for my dick! Jessica had started forcing my dick into the back of her throat faster than you can say Jackie Robinson! And each time she would take me deep she would make herself gag, only to take me deep down into her throat again. I thought to myself, "Oh, she likes gagging up on the dick does she huh? Well I got something for her"! I [B]grabbed[/B] Jessica by the back of her head and forced my dick [B]deep[/B] down her throat! Only, I didn't let her draw back and gag right away. I held her head there for a few seconds [B]then[/B] let her draw back. Gasping and drool and slobber everywhere! Jessica liked that shit and said she wanted to suck me off! I laid on the bed and let that pretty little cocksucker have at it. She was damn good at it too, but when it came time to cum and I was ready to explode in her face, the girl pulled back! Talk all that shit in the boate, but when it came time for a monger to "moisturize her face" she reneged! Oh well, it was all still good. Except for the massage that came next, which was really kind of weak. Afterwards, I tried to butt fuck Jessica doggy-style, but her anal orifice was just too tight! Tried to get in using my patented missionary anal technique, but she didn't like the position so had to abort the mission and go for a solid, hard, missionary fuck looking into Jessica's pretty face as I slam fucked her. We did some cowgirl and some more doggy. I would repeat with Jessica again just for her oral skills and love of sucking cock. That branca loves to suck some dick! And she's bringing the gag factor with it LMAO!

Look, when can you accept that you really are in a re write of Fear and Loathing to Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, who proudly drank beer and smoked weed on his way to Las Vegas with a. 357, a Glock 21, and a Glock 26 on the seat of the Toyota 4 Runner with Manuela Gomes, see my posts from 2013, whose real name is.

In fact vagabundo and wadapho were discussing bringing in California edibles and vape for your old buddy vagabundo.

In exchange vagabundo is going to wife you up a Brazilian hoar to import to Amerika to the hustler building in Los Angeles which is the Brazilian consulate. For vagabundo s modeling agency, xesnetwork.

I have a muay Thai negra that I am going to have over for security, big natural negra tits, loves to have her negra pussy eaten. She kicked my ass with a French kunt and another Brazilian kunt and now all 3 have me tied up while they make me eat out their pussies while we have a marathon 69 session out on the balcony while I blast symphony for the devil on my speakers. The portaria was called but I shot them with a suppressed heckler and Koch p7 9 mm squeeze cocking pistol and a hk416 ten inch suppressed on full auto.

Vagabundo fucked anne amari. For like 5 minutes. I watched the kinky interracial porn that I wanted, with ana foxxx tied up getting gangbanged, and she brought good weed. So, I guess the 300 plus 100 for ganja plus uber is worth it, but fuck, no one has money to make change, and Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo cannot have PIX and has one of those Swiss Navy Criminal Investigative Service CPFs. Because that is weak, Commander. You call yourself a Swiss Sailor?

But I mean still it is like 30 dollars to fuck Kira Noir bareback.

[QUOTE=Sperto;3009699]That's crazy, 120 reais in VM. Around year 2000 it cost 25 reais and the price stayed like that for many years. That was about half the price at centro prives. Back then there were (according to the newspapers) 1500 girls working at VM. All the 72 casas had a bunch of girls. It wasn't hard to find gems. The nicest ones I used to bring to Hotel Canrio down the street. Paying 50 reais and the girls stayed for at least one hour. The motel charged about 10 reais.

About ten years ago I almost stopped session at VM. The selection became worse and the prices went up to something like 60-70 reais. I still occasionally pass by at VM but it lost some of its charm. I guess the good looking newbies from Zona Norte rather sell themselves online..[/QUOTE]

Hark, noble brethren of the realm.

I have returned once more to the sun-drenched coast of RJ, marking my third campaign—this one lasting nigh on two fortnights. The realm of Copa received me well, as did the warm southern winds that danced through the palms.

Curious and emboldened by tales whispered here in this very hall I did summon a maiden through the famed scroll of BarraVIPs—a dainty lass of Branca blood, no taller five foots and quarter of barley. Her beauty was of a softer sort, unmarred by ink or iron, a vision of modesty and mirth that might pass unnoticed in a marketplace or chapel, yet stir the imagination of any watchful knight.

She arrived clad in a gown of summer's breath that hugged her soft curves, with sandals that exposed beautifully groomed feet which kissed the stone softly, and greeted me with the twin-cheek kiss known well to those of the Brasilian provinces. We ascended the tower in silence—she of gentle disposition, and I, struck momentarily by shyness, as though I were a squire again in my father's cavalry.

(Back to the Airbnb).

Once the chamber door was shut, however, the damsel revealed a boldness most sudden! Her sundress was shed with the grace of a swan on moonlit waters, revealing alabaster skin unspoiled and inviting. She reclined upon my bed with a smile that bade me join her—and who was to refuse such hospitality? Her womanhood was shaven, revealing a smooth alluring pink gap-already sodden.

My attention was divided between the modern wonder of Netflix and her most comely form. I caressed her with idle hands, until her gaze met mine and I recalled the true purpose of her visit. What followed was a symphony of passions—tender yet spirited—a dance of flesh and breath wherein I discovered the fiery soul that dwells within even the meekest Brasiliera.

We entwined in many forms—bed, chair, and standing midair (which, I confess, tested the strength of even a youthful, vigorous warrior such as myself). The timid maid turned passionate and met my vigor with equal might.

I, in a rare act of sentiment, invited the fair lady to dine with me come nightfall. Her number now rests among my scrolls, and perchance she shall ride again with my retinue.

May your own campaigns be fruitful and your coin well spent.

—Lord Baratheon.

[QUOTE=LordBaratheon;3010484]Hark, noble brethren of the realm.

I have returned once more to the sun-drenched coast of RJ, marking my third campaign this one lasting nigh on two fortnights. ......[/QUOTE]Great to see that you were able to tear yourself away from Mr. William Shakespeare's Comedies, Histories & Tragedies and get down to Rio to make the beast with two backs.

My mistress eyes are nothing like the son.

I do believe her though I know she lies.

Pray for one of my girls who says she may have a serious health issue, breast cancer.

Went swimming at Posto 2 ish in barra, then temekaria, but my wingman did not have the range on his cell phone. Look, men, get yourself a pixel 6 a burner phone for like 120 USD on amazon, get google fi, and get a power source battery, in a good bag, like the Vertex SOCP Sling Bag, get yourself a burner laptop like a $600 dollar ASUS Vivobook S14, have them all charged up so that Vagabundo can log into his [URL]ibkr.com[/URL] account and fucking kill it like I did last week, up 25% for the week!

Fuuuuck.

So if you want to go to Vila Mimosa, just go to the beach in barra smoke weed with vagabundo, and from there take me to temekaria sushi, buy me a nice vodka caipirinha, and Vagabundo will conduct a foot mobile infiltration into Vila Mimosa with intent to fornicate. Do you have a license for that 28 x19 centimeter bratwurst that you have in your pants, Lieutenant Commander Schwartz, the husband of Annette Schwartz, my perfect woman, with our surrogate mother, Zawaadi, Nia Nacci, Kira Noir, Ana Foxxx (who didn't fuck me), Ashton Devine (who did).

Look, after 31 August, Vagabundo is going to move out, so if any of you great ISG members could help a famous author with a nice view of the beach in Barra, with a washing machine, that allows dogs, for less than $1100 United States Dollars, or roughly $6000 Brazilian Reals per month, including maid service.

OK, let me paint a picture here, gents.

Last Wednesday, I am fucking in my favorite prive, and I made money, and was trading in between fucking this hoar to oleo de coco, that is mother fucking coconut oil. Look, if you have not fucked a hoar while making 25% a week in trading crypto, then get the fuck out *****.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3010639]Great to see that you were able to tear yourself away from Mr. William Shakespeare's Comedies, Histories & Tragedies and get down to Rio to make the beast with two backs.[/QUOTE]

Around 2000 you got 1,8 reais for one dollar. Now you get 5,5 plus the inflation. I wouldn't say it's more expensive now. What comes to quality I can't say anything. I suppose VM is in decline like Rio.

[QUOTE=Sperto;3009699]That's crazy, 120 reais in VM. Around year 2000 it cost 25 reais and the price stayed like that for many years. That was about half the price at centro prives. Back then there were (according to the newspapers) 1500 girls working at VM. All the 72 casas had a bunch of girls. It wasn't hard to find gems. The nicest ones I used to bring to Hotel Canrio down the street. Paying 50 reais and the girls stayed for at least one hour. The motel charged about 10 reais.

About ten years ago I almost stopped session at VM. The selection became worse and the prices went up to something like 60-70 reais. I still occasionally pass by at VM but it lost some of its charm. I guess the good looking newbies from Zona Norte rather sell themselves online.

Charging 120 reais for 30 minutes in a filthy cabin is way too much. It's just about the same price as at the nicer centro prives. Maybe it's the Brazilian way of thinking? The business is bad, let's raise the prices so we earn more.[/QUOTE]

Vagabundo here at thou competitor. One second Lord. How many pieces of silver did thou payeth the tart?

[QUOTE=LordBaratheon;3010484]Hark, noble brethren of the realm.

I have returned once more to the sun-drenched coast of RJ, marking my third campaignthis one lasting nigh on two fortnights. The realm of Copa received me well, as did the warm southern winds that danced through the palms.

Curious and emboldened by tales whispered here in this very hall I did summon a maiden through the famed scroll of BarraVIPsa dainty lass of Branca blood, no taller five foots and quarter of barley. Her beauty was of a softer sort, unmarred by ink or iron, a vision of modesty and mirth that might pass unnoticed in a marketplace or chapel, yet stir the imagination of any watchful knight.

She arrived clad in a gown of summer's breath that hugged her soft curves, with sandals that exposed beautifully groomed feet which kissed the stone softly, and greeted me with the twin-cheek kiss known well to those of the Brasilian provinces. We ascended the tower in silenceshe of gentle disposition, and I, struck momentarily by shyness, as though I were a squire again in my father's cavalry.

(Back to the Airbnb).

Once the chamber door was shut, however, the damsel revealed a boldness most sudden! Her sundress was shed with the grace of a swan on moonlit waters, revealing alabaster skin unspoiled and inviting. She reclined upon my bed with a smile that bade me join herand who was to refuse such hospitality? Her womanhood was shaven, revealing a smooth alluring pink gap-already sodden.

My attention was divided between the modern wonder of Netflix and her most comely form. I caressed her with idle hands, until her gaze met mine and I recalled the true purpose of her visit. What followed was a symphony of passionstender yet spiriteda dance of flesh and breath wherein I discovered the fiery soul that dwells within even the meekest Brasiliera.

We entwined in many formsbed, chair, and standing midair (which, I confess, tested the strength of even a youthful, vigorous warrior such as myself). The timid maid turned passionate and met my vigor with equal might.

I, in a rare act of sentiment, invited the fair lady to dine with me come nightfall. Her number now rests among my scrolls, and perchance she shall ride again with my retinue.

May your own campaigns be fruitful and your coin well spent.

Lord Baratheon.[/QUOTE]

I am but a fool.

Kent shall follow his old course in a country new.

It is not a competition.

[QUOTE=Tribute15;3010877]Vagabundo here at thou competitor. One second Lord. How many pieces of silver did thou payeth the tart?[/QUOTE]

Hey all. I've been a member since 2006 but rarely post. Like others I miss the days of Helpe, Balcony Bar and L'Uomo. Tried the restaurant Vamo (the one in Lagos). '30 day dry aged beef. The Bife de Âncho (basically a ribeye) was excellent and the price for a bottle of Alam Negra was very competitive. Needless to say after 2 600 ML bottles of Original and a bottle of wine I was a bit tipsy. Úbered over to Solarium are $150 entrance but damn! Prices start at are $750 and up if you want to take a girl to a cabine. This was sticker shock for me. Last time I was there (admittedly a few years back) it topped out at at are $500. And the talent wasn't up to the grade that I would expect from Solarium. There were about 10 garotas ranging from 6-7.5 I quickly downed a couple of whiskies, stumbled out and headed home, blissfully falling into a 10 hour long coma. Lesson learned. Drink after the terms, not before. Detoxing today and figure I'll try 4 X 4 tomorrow. Or wait until I head to São Paulo next week, but I've heard the prices at places like Scandallo have risen drastically as well.

Vagabundo 's Thursday Fuck.

I went to my usual preferred prive at 18 h and banged Dilma Lula Bolsonaro. The highlight was when I had my Decathlon towel around her neck or her waist, and I was saying, Felipe Ret Bengala estou fuder Dilma. Dilma grita, oh oh oh Kid Bengala give me your 32 cm x 19 cm. Her pussy clenched up. This was going on playing #2 of our favorite porn scene, so the length of time was 1.5 x 26 minutes or 39 minutes of hardcore hard penis in her 20 ish lubed by only oleo do coco, ie, coconut oil, which also works for 2) hair styling, 3) sauteeing salmon, 4) looks like jizz, so when you're making porn and if you're on scene 4 and you need some whitish fluid that looks like 250 ML of 18 year old sperm that you were shooting into all the hoars back on the block in Chicago, LOS Angeles, New York, or Mumbai, then you could kinda pump that into a hole and fake a creampie.

Vagabundo's balls were full, and he was holding off on jizzing as he was grooving on the perverted porno, too hard even to describe to you, gentle reader.

Anyway, then Vagabundo went ot Muay Thai, then he went to Perola Negra for the tequila show with at lislopes. Rj (instagram), he tipped her 5, 5, and 20 reais, and was rewarded with a half second of tongue on tonge, and about 5 seconds of her super tight kunt on his mouth, which was filled with tequila.

Cost per fuck per minute 230/39 is 6 ish.

Laughing Orgasm to Kid Bengala railing the fuck outa Dilma rousseff: priceless! (try these lines, men, they are not yet copyrighted, well, er.).

Anyway, better than the Tijuana Hong Kong club shaving cream show -- only because the hoars are better. The actual pussy licking at Hong Kong club are better. Vagabundo will keep on Lis until she lets him eat her pussy properly. Vagabundo does miss Tijuana, where his best girl was a Sao Paulo Brazilian mullatta from SP who he met at the Brazilian BBQ.

OK, men, get down to Rio, and eat Lis Lopes RJ's pussy!

Well, that really wasn't her name over at Solarium. Rather, it was "Luisa". It's just that facially she reminded of that porn star of yesteryear who suffered such a tragic end. I was sitting with Luisa when the following song started to play (its been popular in Brazil ever since I started going): [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcAlgykbVIM&ab_channel=sobstvenotoimeli[/URL]. Luisa said she liked the song. I asked her if she understood the lyrics, and she said no. So I explained pointing out on her body, "This is your neck, this is your back, this is your pussy (she knew that one), and here is your crack". She died laughing when she realized that "crack" referred to the "ass crack" LMAO!

We eventually went to a room, and the session was good. Luisa gave great head, looking up at me with those pretty eyes of hers and greedily smacking her lips. But when I was ready to explode in her mouth she pulled away! What is it with these Brazilian girls pulling away these days versus taking your load in the lips or face? I enjoyed being with Luisa anyway who delivered a great massage afterwards plus more head with some cowgirl and doggy, wagging her big ass around. I finished with a second "nut" in mish.

As we laid there cuddling, Luisa at 27 years of age began to tell me some details about her life. She said that she liked the job because she really enjoyed having sex. She said that she was divorced with one kid and lived in a favela as she did not earn a lot of money. Luisa had been at Solarium for 2 years and worked 5 days a week, sometimes with no clients she bemoaned. The competition with the other girls was fierce she related. On Sundays she said she would take an uber with her child to go see mom who lived about an hour away or so. I always love to hear about the "real" side of these girls. I returned to Solarium once more during my trip but chose not to session with Luisa again. Not because I didn't enjoy her. I did. But you all know a hardened monger. Was just looking for a different piece of ass!

Northern Dancer, Prices are up in SP too. When I first went to Scandallo back in Nov, 2021, quality girls (tier 1 & 2 types) were asking 600 br to 800 Br vrs nowadays (April 2025 - my most recent trip) quality Scandallo girls were asking 1000 Br to 1500 Br and settling for 800 Br to 1200 BR. Is it worth it? Up to you, but if you decide to go to Scandallo, don't get hung up on the price. It's only money. The girl quality you will find there is world class so just enjoy party.

One of the highlights of my last trip was meeting a former Azul Airlines stewardess in Scandallo one night and enjoying GFE BB sex with her for 1200 Br. I probably could have negotiated her down to 1000 Br, but looking back on that night, I don't care. She was model quality, tall & slender, an all-natural, branca, and she spoke English fluently. We did not talk about it during the audition, so I was surprised when she gave me BB in the room after I went down on her. Most Scandallo girls do not give BBFS on 1st or 2nd session.

Prices have also gone up in the SP clinicas too, but not by much. The Palms, the most upscale clinica in SP, raised their fee by 50 Br from 750 Br to now 800 Br, for example, and regular SP clinicas like Abboboro are still the best bang for your buck in all of the Americas. IMHO.

[QUOTE=NorthernDancer;3011192]ubered over to Solarium are $150 entrance but damn! Prices start at are $750 and up if you want to take a girl to a cabine. This was sticker shock for me. Last time I was there (admittedly a few years back) it topped out at at are $500. And the talent wasn't up to the grade that I would expect from Solarium. There were about 10 garotas ranging from 6-7.5 I quickly downed a couple of whiskies, stumbled out and headed home, blissfully falling into a 10 hour long coma. Lesson learned. Drink after the terms, not before. Detoxing today and figure I'll try 4 X 4 tomorrow. Or wait until I head to So Paulo next week, but I've heard the prices at places like Scandallo have risen drastically as well.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;3011303]We eventually went to a room, and the session was good. Luisa gave great head, looking up at me with those pretty eyes of hers and greedily smacking her lips. But when I was ready to explode in her mouth she pulled away! What is it with these Brazilian girls pulling away these days versus taking your load in the lips or face? I enjoyed being with Luisa anyway who delivered a great massage afterwards plus more head with some cowgirl and doggy, wagging her big ass around. I finished with a second "nut" in mish.

As we laid there cuddling, Luisa at 27 years of age began to tell me some details about her life. She said that she liked the job because she really enjoyed having sex. She said that she was divorced with one kid and lived in a favela as she did not earn a lot of money. Luisa had been at Solarium for 2 years and worked 5 days a week, sometimes with no clients she bemoaned. The competition with the other girls was fierce she related. On Sundays she said she would take an uber with her child to go see mom who lived about an hour away or so. I always love to hear about the "real" side of these girls. I returned to Solarium once more during my trip but chose not to session with Luisa again. Not because I didn't enjoy her. I did. But you all know a hardened monger. Was just looking for a different piece of ass![/QUOTE]Good post, Cane. I can relate to "real" working girls too. KKK. And that's a nice shot of her back side.

A. H.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3011309]Northern Dancer, Prices are up in SP too. When I first went to Scandallo back in Nov, 2021, quality girls (tier 1 & 2 types) were asking 600 br to 800 Br vrs nowadays (April 2025 - my most recent trip) quality Scandallo girls were asking 1000 Br to 1500 Br and settling for 800 Br to 1200 BR. Is it worth it? Up to you, but if you decide to go to Scandallo, don't get hung up on the price. It's only money. The girl quality you will find there is world class so just enjoy party.

One of the highlights of my last trip was meeting a former Azul Airlines stewardess in Scandallo one night and enjoying GFE BB sex with her for 1200 Br. I probably could have negotiated her down to 1000 Br, but looking back on that night, I don't care. She was model quality, tall & slender, an all-natural, branca, and she spoke English fluently. We did not talk about it during the audition, so I was surprised when she gave me BB in the room after I went down on her. Most Scandallo girls do not give BBFS on 1st or 2nd session.

Prices have also gone up in the SP clinicas too, but not by much. The Palms, the most upscale clinica in SP, raised their fee by 50 Br from 750 Br to now 800 Br, for example, and regular SP clinicas like Abboboro are still the best bang for your buck in all of the Americas. IMHO.[/QUOTE]It's true that prices have gone up, but you absolutely cannot ignore the exchange rate. As another noted, I have been to Brazil when the exchange rate was 1. 8 to 1. The last time earlier this year I could get 5, and sometimes even 6, to 1! Taking all of that into account, if you are able to negotiate right, you can be paying the same price in dollars as you did say when I first started going to Scandallo (3 to 1 or thereabouts). It can be challenging, but with the right girl you can do it! I did several times and better!

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3011334]Good post, Cane. I can relate to "real" working girls too. KKK. And that's a nice shot of her back side..[/QUOTE]Before going to the room she said "maybe" to anal. Always a bad sign! Went with her anyway since I didn't see anyone else who moved me. As it turned out, I decided to pass on any anal because she had an "ugly" butt hole hahaha! Happens sometimes (shrugs).

I remember coming to Brazil when it was 1. 65:1.and that's when shit got really expensive. 300 rs was a lot for a high end garota, Scandallo didn't exist yet (though it was the heyday of Bomboa at the old location which was outstanding). Now I live here in Rio with an awesome mulher. I'm at that age where I need to start thinking about someone who'll look after me. Interestingly I never wandered into VM.

I'm going to check out Scandallo, and the new Bomboa location, prolly Casarão as well. Apparently even Casarão garotas now require rs 800-1,000.

[QUOTE=TheCane;3011336]It's true that prices have gone up, but you absolutely cannot ignore the exchange rate. As another noted, I have been to Brazil when the exchange rate was 1. 8 to 1. The last time earlier this year I could get 5, and sometimes even 6, to 1! Taking all of that into account, if you are able to negotiate right, you can be paying the same price in dollars as you did say when I first started going to Scandallo (3 to 1 or thereabouts). It can be challenging, but with the right girl you can do it! I did several times and better![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NorthernDancer;3011395]I remember coming to Brazil when it was 1. 65:1.and that's when shit got really expensive. 300 rs was a lot for a high end garota, Scandallo didn't exist yet (though it was the heyday of Bomboa at the old location which was outstanding). Now I live here in Rio with an awesome mulher. I'm at that age where I need to start thinking about someone who'll look after me. Interestingly I never wandered into VM. I'm going to check out Scandallo, and the new Bomboa location, prolly Casaro as well. Apparently even Casaro garotas now require rs 800-1,000.[/QUOTE]I did not like the new Bomboa so much, although I had a good session there with a cute branca going by "Jessica" (was the only one offering anal). Also saw a midget working there! I finally did wander into VM. Once will be enough! Lots of unattractive, huge fat ass women with the pungent smell of sewage in the air. Nope! Not for this monger. Been there. Done that!

[QUOTE=NorthernDancer;3011395]I … Apparently even Casaro garotas now require rs 800-1,000.[/QUOTE]The most a Casarão garota has asked me for was 500 r.

I visit frequently.

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3004028]I am normally a Sao Paulo guy, as it has a more diverse and vibrant hobbying and gastronomy scene. However, RJ is definitely growing on me. The Carioca vibe and Bohemian energy are infectious. The city is more beautiful and calming, with its marvelous mountains and national park, decent to gorgeous beaches and better air quality, than SP, with its concrete jungle and constant drizzle.....

I've found most Brazilians to be very friendly in general, but Cariocas take it up a notch. The female Cariocas are more chill and carefree, but also more open, sensual and passionate in bed. They just have a more fun and outgoing personality......[/QUOTE]Agree 100% on the RJ women. I've slept with many and dated a couple. It's like you're dating a chill friend that is a tiger in bed. They also don't expect all of the high class spending. Sao Paulo girls are also great in bed, but it's more of a power dynamic (they like to have a strong / rich / important person) and they want to be valued whereas the Cariocas just want a good time. Live one day at a time. I've actually had RJ girls forget to ask for money LOL. .

[QUOTE=Balboa;3011410]The most a Casaro garota has asked me for was 500 r.

I visit frequently.[/QUOTE]Agree. Def 500 should get it. I've paid 600 but prob could have done less. Bit of gringo tax. Def 800+ is waaay out of bounds for Casarao.

Don't forget CBJ epidemic at Casarao tho. Def got to be clear upfront at Casarao that CBJ is a non starter.

And damn I've had some good times there and a stunner or two. Def great lower priced alternative or late night follow-up to Scandallo.

And +1 on don't forget the exchange rate needs to be figured into pricing. I only go back to 2018 but it was 4:1 then. My math puts the garota inflation in USD at less than 2% per annum. Still one of the best bargains worldwide esp when u figure in what u get with a Brasiliera. Best chicks worldwide by a mile.

Friday, Vagabundo went to centro and banged his top prive girl again, this time for 50 minutes, so 230/50 so approaching 5 ish CPFPM, cost per fuck per minute.

Looking back on Perola Negra, and referencing the discussion of quality, I would just say that the quality at PN is top, best blonds, ie, Bruna, Penelope and blacks, aninha, all of whom I've been banging for years, creampie ing unlimited in pernoites with pics, some of which I send out on our little zap group. But, the trick is those girls started at Vila Mimosa where I met them, and was getting them pernoite unlimited pops on demand for the same price or even less than they are charging now at Perola.

So, there is that to factor into your mission planning as you deploy your massive ordinance penetrators into the holes of rio hoars.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3011290]Vagabundo 's Thursday Fuck.

I went to my usual preferred prive at 18 h and banged Dilma Lula Bolsonaro. The highlight was when I had my Decathlon towel around her neck or her waist, and I was saying, Felipe Ret Bengala estou fuder Dilma. Dilma grita, oh oh oh Kid Bengala give me your 32 cm x 19 cm. Her pussy clenched up. This was going on playing #2 of our favorite porn scene, so the length of time was 1.5 x 26 minutes or 39 minutes of hardcore hard penis in her 20 ish lubed by only oleo do coco, ie, coconut oil, which also works for 2) hair styling, 3) sauteeing salmon, 4) looks like jizz, so when you're making porn and if you're on scene 4 and you need some whitish fluid that looks like 250 ML of 18 year old sperm that you were shooting into all the hoars back on the block in Chicago, LOS Angeles, New York, or Mumbai, then you could kinda pump that into a hole and fake a creampie.

Vagabundo's balls were full, and he was holding off on jizzing as he was grooving on the perverted porno, too hard even to describe to you, gentle reader.

Anyway, then Vagabundo went ot Muay Thai, then he went to Perola Negra for the tequila show with at lislopes. Rj (instagram), he tipped her 5, 5, and 20 reais, and was rewarded with a half second of tongue on tonge, and about 5 seconds of her super tight kunt on his mouth, which was filled with tequila.

Cost per fuck per minute 230/39 is 6 ish.

Laughing Orgasm to Kid Bengala railing the fuck outa Dilma rousseff: priceless! (try these lines, men, they are not yet copyrighted, well, er.).

Anyway, better than the Tijuana Hong Kong club shaving cream show -- only because the hoars are better. The actual pussy licking at Hong Kong club are better. Vagabundo will keep on Lis until she lets him eat her pussy properly. Vagabundo does miss Tijuana, where his best girl was a Sao Paulo Brazilian mullatta from SP who he met at the Brazilian BBQ.

OK, men, get down to Rio, and eat Lis Lopes RJ's pussy![/QUOTE]

Vagabundo 's Thursday Fuck.

I went to my usual preferred prive at 18 h and banged Dilma Lula Bolsonaro. The highlight was when I had my Decathlon towel around her neck or her waist, and I was saying, Felipe Ret Bengala estou fuder Dilma. Dilma grita, oh oh oh Kid Bengala give me your 32 cm x 19 cm. Her pussy clenched up. This was going on playing #2 of our favorite porn scene, so the length of time was 1. 5 x 26 minutes or 39 minutes of hardcore hard penis in her 20 ish kunt lubed by only oleo do coco, ie, coconut oil, which also works for 2) hair styling, 3) sauteeing salmon, 4) looks like jizz, so when you're making porn and if you're on scene 4 and you need some whitish fluid that looks like 250 ML of 18 year old sperm that you were shooting into all the hoars back on the block in Chicago, LOS Angeles, New York, or Mumbai, then you could kinda pump that into a hole and fake a creampie.

Vagabundo's balls were full, and he was holding off on jizzing as he was grooving on the perverted porno, too hard even to describe to you, gentle reader.

Anyway, then Vagabundo went ot Muay Thai, then he went to Perola Negra for the tequila show with at lislopes. Rj (instagram), he tipped her 5, 5, and 20 reais, and was rewarded with a half second of tongue on tonge, and about 5 seconds of her super tight kunt on his mouth, which was filled with tequila.

Cost per fuck per minute 230/39 is 6 ish.

Laughing Orgasm to Kid Bengala railing the fuck outa dilma rousseff: priceless! (try these lines, men, they are not yet copyrighted, well, er.).

Anway, better than the Tijuana Hong Kong club shaving cream show -- only because the hoars are better. The actual pussy licking at Hong Kong club are better. Vagabundo will keep on Lis until she lets him eat her pussy properly. Vagabundo does miss Tijuana, where his best girl was a Sao Paulo Brazilian mullatta from SP who he met at the Brazilian BBQ.

OK, men, get down to Rio, and eat Lis Lopes RJ's pussy!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lislopes.rj/[/URL]

Hey folks looking to take my first trip to Brazil before the end of the year, trying to figure out where's the best place to land. My Brazi coworker told me since it's my first time to go to Rio de Janeiro but not sure if she's right or not? I've been around Brazis for quite a while living in South Florida have spent a good amount of time with the people even worked at a Brazilian restaurant back in college but still only know Bom DIA, tudo bem, Bom noche and a bit of the happy birthday song LOL.

Where can I get shown a good time by the women out there? What should I budget for a full week trip out there? How far can I get if I started spending a bit of time learning Portuguese? I know a decent amount of Spanish but it's taken me 3 years to get this far. I've been to Costa Rica 4 times now and will be in Medellin for the first time in August.

So I've been in Rio for almost 2 weeks now and the days are going quick. I visited termas the last time I was here, but haven't gone to one yet. Instead I've been bringing women back to my apartment. Based on my best experiences so far this trip, my type of Brazilian woman is tall, petite, and tan. Not to say I haven't had great times with most of the women I met, but those have been my favorites. I have my eyes on a new one that fits the same build. However, going to do some civilian things today with an amiga, so that will have to wait for later.

On a related note, RJ women love to smoke weed. I think I only met one this trip that didn't smoke, so that's great for someone who prefers it over alcohol like myself.

I have a little over 2 weeks left here, so I'm going to make the most of it and probably hit up the termas eventually.

[URL]https://www.audible.com/pd/Naked-Lunch-Audiobook/B002V5CR9E?ref_pageloadid=not_applicable&pf_rd_p=80765e81-b10a-4f33-b1d3-ffb87793d047&pf_rd_r=NZT20NVS4NVDHVAMG75Z&plink=H1zKd9q2QX4rBlQQ&pageLoadId=3TlVnsoRLvpVpKCj&creativeId=4ee810cf-ac8e-4eeb-8b79-40e176d0a225&ref=a_library_t_c5_libItem_B002V5CR9E_0[/URL]

Vagabundo is reading naked lunch at the recommendation of a fellow ISG member who also gave vagabundo the Velcro patch, in German, "Swiss Navy" ! Ooooh rahhhh!

This same ISG member said in his home country in Europe, he had already read as literature the book, Tropic of Cancer.

Obrigado, Senor.

What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir!

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3011923]What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir![/QUOTE]Copa to 4 x4 is 20-30 minutes car ride. I made the trip a couple times and it's not bad as long as you don't go during rush hour. Rio in general is smaller than you think and you can get around pretty quickly.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3011923]What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir![/QUOTE]I spent ten days in Lapa recently. It's a party neighborhood within walking distance of Centro. Live music everywhere in bars, clubs, and cafes. If you speak Portuguese there are plenty of "normal" girls to try to pick up. I didn't visit any of the pay-for-play houses in Lapa because Centro is so close by and has an abundance.

Getting to 4 x4 from Copa is easy on the Metro. Get off at the Uruguaiana stop, it's a short walk.

If you send me a PM, I can add you to a whatsapp group and send you an updated version of the bubba boy guide that has many of these topics covered.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3011923]What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir![/QUOTE]

Vagabundo is with a regular, Cherry Torn, who is catwoman, who is texting various GPS for a threesome.

360 r 2 h.

But 3 pops fucked at least 60.

So.

360/60 cost per fuck per minute.

Reinspired.

Also closed my positions as I was down 20% from high.

When I am up 25% I should cut by half.

Many great creampies today in cherry torn while cherry torn on the new vivobook 14 that ISG shaq brought me was fingering noemie bilas. Holy fuck, that is ideal. Like a white germanic woman and lots of conbubines for twosomes every afternoon.

As a friend from ISG once said, fidel castro was won't to fuck two girls every afternoon, without fail.

I am fidel castro, who never died, and saint ignatius of loyola, who never died, who made deals with the devil doctors to give us the secret to eternal life, bare, young, 20 year old kunt.

Monger on.

Video to follow of the fucking vivobook, no shit, shot on a vertex socp chest back, videos to follow.

I am so fucking funny.

The whole time I am like, sou dilma bengala travesti fudendo melania trump, so for the record, that means that cherry torn will star in the remake of bonfire of the vanities as pornstar melania trump, for all the sex tapes with melania trump as a teen. And then, I was saying dilma gosto bengala do kid bengala, instant orgasm.

Riofornication covid 27 (fiction, all rights reserved, haha) s1 e4.

I need to get some cinema students in bed as glost writers. Corrupt, dirty old man professor of cinema. What could go wrong?

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3012067]If you send me a PM, I can add you to a whatsapp group and send you an updated version of the bubba boy guide that has many of these topics covered.[/QUOTE]

Repeat Cherry Torn.

Wednesday afternoon, I repeated with Cherry Torn, same all around 360 plus uber plus food so all in 360 r /75 cpf of approaching 5 reais per minute Cost per Fuck. Variations on calling her dilma. Girls laugh to this. Mix it up, improv. Call yourself Lula or Bolsonaro in combination with Felipe Ret and her dilma they will appreciate the attempt at humor, and your fucked up accent itself is humorous to them so there is that.

She ubers for 27 r from zona norte near meier where she lives -- they all live -- at 13 h. She comes in wet as it has been raining. I am tired, as I did 3 hours of muay thai jiu jitsu muay thai the previous night with 20 year university kids, my grey beard scaring off the young ladies, alas. We fuck for 50 solid minutes to our porno mix. Porn that a couple chooses is good porn, according to a diary of a ceo podcast on porn, a taboo, grey subject, right? The same could be said of alot of things.

Porn you watch yourself and jerk off to is bad. I am guessing alot of readers to this site know too much about that in pussy prison.

Vagabundo needs to get back in better shape after months of gaming / trading, but he has more money, and that is a good thing. So, after an hour of actual penis in vagina sex, we rest, descansar, order food, the call is camarada camarao at New York mall, by the way.

So vagabundo lives for the time being 12 floors above barra beach, and fucks the best prive girls who come over for 4 hours at a time for an affordable price, and perform well because I made her laugh at the prive with the dilma or lula or felipe ret jokes. No weed Wednesday, just fucking.

Vagabundo is about done with naked lunch by burroughs, so add that to the dining / sex / literature list, as a ISGer from euro land who brought the swiss patch suggested it. Unpacking that crazy book, but it it is on the econonmist 500 list of greatest books of all time, along with marquez, so it must be worth reading.

Naked Lunch is about addiction, and if you're going to be a addict, maybe sex with hoars while getting tested (she shared with me her doctor) is pretty good without the ganja but with exercise instead. It's about brain chemistry as it relates to violence, torture, crime and some bizarre sexuality.

Monger on.

So I am finally going to rio for the first time. I travelled a lot in my life but it will be my first time in Brazil: I done thailand (Bangkok and pattaya like almost 20 times), Colombia like 10 time (Bogota and Medellin), Dominican Republic a lot of time too (Santo-domingo, Santiago, Sosua, Punta Cana) and some other place like usa and Cuba. I booked a room in an hotel in Copacabana. My budget is of 1600 BR daily. I don't speak portuges, I plan to use an app on my cell and to memorize the basic, I hope it will do. I am not planning to trael too deep into the city because of my limited skills of communication. My plans are basically to go to the beach on day time to sit on a sun chair and to relax with some drink while watching the brazilian bimbo on the beach. I would like to go to the monte carlo, solariumn and terma 65. I would be happy to hit 1-2 girls daily in terma then 1 freelance at night if I am in good shape enough.

All tips are welcome, I do my homework on the website but if you have some info to give to a Newbie in Brazil it would be very appreciated.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3012067]If you send me a PM, I can add you to a whatsapp group and send you an updated version of the bubba boy guide that has many of these topics covered.[/QUOTE]Amazing write up / guide. Recommend those that are planning to visit to reach out to vagabundo and get a copy of that guide.

So I have been in Rio for about a month now. The people are nice when they not charging you gringo prices or begging for money. I have never been to Pattaya, but I often find myself thinking why the fuck did I come here. Should of went to Tokyo then Pattaya. But I remind myself I didn't come here for mongering, that's just a bonus. Sometimes I find myself falling in love with Rio, as it is a city that grows on you. It is also a great city for soccer which you don't have in usa. But the constant smell of raw sewage is unbearable. I smell it sometimes in my apartment and walking down the street. What they don't tell you is Copacabana is fucking filthy. Dirty nasty ass filthy. Bottom of a New Deli flip flop filthy. Biggest rats I've ever seen here in centro, big fucking cockroaches in Copacabana. Numerous times I have seen what appears to be human feces on the ground in the middle of the sidewalk. Big green logs. And someone keeps getting diarrhea and keeps shitting all over the sidewalks in Copacabana. But I guess the locals don't mind. I have to point out the food is ass. Do not eat at any restaurant near the beach. As I mentioned in a earlier post Mabs sucks. And all the restaurants near there are the same. My fucking food is routinely cold. Unfuckingbealivable. But anyway headed over to Mosaico. From my understanding, which aint much. The area is Villa Mimosa. And the club is Mosaico. Seems like it was one or two smaller clubs. But Mosaico was small enough so I did not try anywhere else. As soon as you get out the taxi you smell piss. Get use to this smell because everywhere around there smells like piss. Even walking up to stairs to the room there is a very strong piss smell. Thats the main reason I have not been back. R420 to take the girl to the room. I don't remember for how long. Where as 4 x4 is 650 for 90, with no piss smell. So I think it is up to your piss tolerance. Mosaico had a very strong line up on a Wednesday night. Also Wednesday nights are live Music night the music was fantastic. This is one of the benefits of Rio. There is live music everywhere, often restaurants. And some of the performers are really good. You think you are at a concert. Some have been ass though. So anyway I get this young girl with a fat butt and take her up for the 420 R pay at the window. Why is this chick behind glass like a bank teller? Anyway tiny cubicle room. Brown towel that used to be white, at some point, maybe back in the 80's. Stains on the bed sheet, what is that? Tiny phone booth shower. And I can hear the people next door talking like they are yelling in my ear. Anyway this chick is young, immature and ghetto. I ask before hand if she does BBBJ. I start taking off my clothes and she has a look of pure horror on her face. Says she can not do BJ without a condom because I have something yellow fluid leaking from my dick. OMG, the fucking scams. Scam, scam, scam. I got scammed less in Sosua, and people always talk shit about sosua. There is nothing leaking from my dick you bird brain slag. So I start wiping with the white / brown towel proving there is nothing. She says yes yes there is. So now I'm getting a bullshit condom BJ. She should not work there because she is trying to pinch my dick off. And if it really was yellow fluid leaking out of my dick you wouldn't suck it with a condom or at all. Anyway I cum and get back stairs. Have some drinks with some chicks and enjoy the music. But chicks constantly asking to go to the room after I tell them several times no. It really ruins the mood. I just came from the room, I don't want to go back. The desperate energy is too much. Its like life on survival mode. You feel like someone will kill you for R20 at any moment. And I mean this of Rio in general. I have spent plenty of nights at 4 x4. And have not checked out many other places. Just do not care enough to. And my sleep schedule is fucked now from hanging at 4 x4. I like CIM or cip. So I hate a chick that won't catch. And seems most girls at 4 x4 won't catch. Thiana, mid 30's white chick, big butt and phoenix tattoo on back. She won't catch. Gabi, 30, big butt. Sucks good dick but won't catch. Ester, 27 light with big butt. Ok at sucking dick and will catch. Question, does anyone know any cheap love motels? I took a girl I met on the escort site to panda. It was a really nice room but I want something cheaper if possible. Also I won't be getting anymore escorts, too expensive for me. I will leave that to the ballers, those much more affluent than myself. Girl was nice and pretty but the sex wasnt really anything great. I was talking to some chick in 4 x4, rather she was talking to me. Because she asked if she could talk to me. Probably to practice her English becuase I have been to 4 x4 many times and I have never been interested in her. And she is telling me how she is going to Scandallo later this month and it is R600 just to look. And R1500 for the girl yada yada yada. And I'm thinking, I wouldn't even choose you here, some dude is going to pay you 3 times more in Scandallo. So I'm no longer planning on going to Sau Paulo. I'm not going 6 hours away for the same lame ass birds that are in Rio at 3 times the price. Just got me thinking how the bottle of water that costs 50 c in the grocery store cost $8 in the airport. Or how hand sanitizer costed a fortune in 2020. See'est la vie. Tudo bom.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3013272]So I am finally going to rio for the first time. I travelled a lot in my life but it will be my first time in Brazil: I done thailand (Bangkok and pattaya like almost 20 times), Colombia like 10 time (Bogota and Medellin), Dominican Republic a lot of time too (Santo-domingo, Santiago, Sosua, Punta Cana) and some other place like usa and Cuba. I booked a room in an hotel in Copacabana. My budget is of 1600 BR daily. I don't speak portuges, I plan to use an app on my cell and to memorize the basic, I hope it will do. I am not planning to trael too deep into the city because of my limited skills of communication. My plans are basically to go to the beach on day time to sit on a sun chair and to relax with some drink while watching the brazilian bimbo on the beach. I would like to go to the monte carlo, solariumn and terma 65. I would be happy to hit 1-2 girls daily in terma then 1 freelance at night if I am in good shape enough.

All tips are welcome, I do my homework on the website but if you have some info to give to a Newbie in Brazil it would be very appreciated.[/QUOTE]For freelancers Thursday through Saturday night at about 1 am check out Dolce Vita, good freelancers, need to negotiate if price too high and examine your bill as they have a tendency to overcharge. Usually they overcharge if you buy the girl a drink, they mostly order the same mixed drink which has all premium ingredients including Red Bull so they hit you hard on it. I usually try to meet a girl and leave ASAP without buying too many drinks but it doesn't always work that way cause sometimes I like to listen to the music have fun and look at all the girls so I end up paying up but you always going to have a good time, it's just going to cost you.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3013458]So I have been in Rio for about a month now..[/QUOTE]Great report, I've never seen a rat maybe a few roaches but I stay away from those places now. I used to see a lot of dog shit but I think they have a law now that it needs to be picked up, anyway have a good time!

At Seize The Day, thank you for your report. Tokyo might smell nicer than Rio, never been, but Pattaya isn't pleasant on the nose either.

Just been to Pattaya and IMO, the mongering sucks there now.

Sao Paulo isn't just Scandallo. The last time I visited Casarao, the talent was better than the last time I visited 4 x 4 and around similar prices. The clinicas are great value too, Abbobora usually has some really nice girls.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3013458]But the constant smell of raw sewage is unbearable. I smell it sometimes in my apartment and walking down the street. What they don't tell you is Copacabana is fucking filthy. Dirty nasty ass filthy. Bottom of a New Deli flip flop filthy. Biggest rats I've ever seen here in centro, big fucking cockroaches in Copacabana. Numerous times I have seen what appears to be human feces on the ground in the middle of the sidewalk.[/QUOTE]I hate guys that write literotica or romance novels. Total BS and no info to be learned. But you wrote information, detailed information about something I find horrible but of vital interest. That detail alone would make me question a visit there. If it that bad in what is considered a touristy or upscale area then how bad are the other areas? I found that the Sante Fe street girl area in Bogota Colombia to be just like that except it was cold so the smell was much much less. I hate the smell of piss and having to watch my step for dog and even human crap. First trip abroad was in Bangkok. That night it rained hard as I was walking down the street the rats were coming out of the street drainage so they would not drown. It was a scene out of a movie. Hundreds of them.

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3003345]
Termas are small sauna clubs with basic spa facilities. Don't expect the same facilities as a big Frankfurt FKK, which would have a large pool, outdoor tanning / lounging areas, sleeping / quiet areas, big jacuzzis for you and the girl to play in, big steam rooms and saunas and special sauna / steam programs and dedicated area with private rooms for professional veggie massages.

RJ termas operates a bit like a small FKK.

Solarium. Lagoa.

4 x4 (Quarto por Quattro) - Centro.

Monte Carlo. Copacabana.

Centaurus. Ipanema.
[/QUOTE]This an awesome post comparing FKKs to Brazilian Termas, I really like FKKs but I've never been to Termas and was exactly looking for this, a picture on how they compare. Good to know that Termas are smaller with 15-30 girls LU and lesser amenities. Helps to manage expectations.

Hey STD, I read your observations and complaints and maybe RJ is not the best town for you. But, since you already in Brazil, you might want to check out SP anyway before you write off the entire country. Scandallo, is probably not for you, but Sao Paulo has some very reasonably and less expensive alternatives with attractive girls and clean rooms so I suggest you give the SP clinicas and Casuara after midnight a try. Unfortunately, as you are discovering, Brazil is not exactly a bareback country. I have been averaging around 5% bareback on my 1st session with SP or RJ girls since I started coming here. Sometimes I can increase my chances with a little negotiation and a willingness to offer a little more Br, but most of the time, that fails too, at least for me. Thus, the only way I receive consistent BBFS with Brazilian girls is through repeat sessions with my favorite girls.

In any case, I was very impressed with Brazilian girls (looks and performance) after my 1st visit in 2021 and I told all of my punter friends who like to hang out in SE Asia about them. Everybody listened very closely to what I was saying, and they seemed impressed. Then they all asked one final question, "what about barebacking?" And I told them the truth after which they all stopped being interested. 555/ KKK!

So, you know what I am about to say. It is obvious. If you want relatively cheap BB sex in decent surroundings all of the time with no need to negotiate; quite fucking around and GO TO SE ASIA! And I am not talking about Thailand.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3013458]So I have been in Rio for about a month now. The people are nice when they not charging you gringo prices or begging for money. I have never been to Pattaya, but I often find myself thinking why the fuck did I come here. Should of went to Tokyo then Pattaya. But I remind myself I didn't come here for mongering, that's just a bonus. Sometimes I find myself falling in love with Rio, as it is a city that grows on you. It is also a great city for soccer which you don't have in usa. But the constant smell of raw sewage is unbearable. I smell it sometimes in my apartment and walking down the street. What they don't tell you is Copacabana is fucking filthy. Dirty nasty ass filthy. Bottom of a New Deli flip flop filthy. Biggest rats I've ever seen here in centro, big fucking cockroaches in Copacabana. Numerous times I have seen what appears to be human feces on the ground in the middle of the sidewalk. Big green logs. And someone keeps getting diarrhea and keeps shitting all over the sidewalks in Copacabana. But I guess the locals don't mind. I have to point out the food is ass. Do not eat at any restaurant near the beach. As I mentioned in a earlier post Mabs sucks. And all the restaurants near there are the same. My fucking food is routinely cold. Unfuckingbealivable. But anyway headed over to Mosaico. From my understanding, which aint much. The area is Villa Mimosa. And the club is Mosaico. Seems like it was one or two smaller clubs. But Mosaico was small enough so I did not try anywhere else. As soon as you get out the taxi you smell piss. Get use to this smell because everywhere around there smells like piss. Even walking up to stairs to the room there is a very strong piss smell. Thats the main reason I have not been back. R420 to take the girl to the room. I don't remember for how long. Where as 4 x4 is 650 for 90, with no piss smell. So I think it is up to your piss tolerance. Mosaico had a very strong line up on a Wednesday night. Also Wednesday nights are live Music night the music was fantastic. This is one of the benefits of Rio. There is live music everywhere, often restaurants. And some of the performers are really good. You think you are at a concert. Some have been ass though. So anyway I get this young girl with a fat butt and take her up for the 420 R pay at the window. Why is this chick behind glass like a bank teller? Anyway tiny cubicle room. Brown towel that used to be white, at some point, maybe back in the 80's. Stains on the bed sheet, what is that? Tiny phone booth shower. And I can hear the people next door talking like they are yelling in my ear. Anyway this chick is young, immature and ghetto. I ask before hand if she does BBBJ. I start taking off my clothes and she has a look of pure horror on her face. Says she can not do BJ without a condom because I have something yellow fluid leaking from my dick. OMG, the fucking scams. Scam, scam, scam. I got scammed less in Sosua, and people always talk shit about sosua. There is nothing leaking from my dick you bird brain slag. So I start wiping with the white / brown towel proving there is nothing. She says yes yes there is. So now I'm getting a bullshit condom BJ. She should not work there because she is trying to pinch my dick off. And if it really was yellow fluid leaking out of my dick you wouldn't suck it with a condom or at all. Anyway I cum and get back stairs. Have some drinks with some chicks and enjoy the music. But chicks constantly asking to go to the room after I tell them several times no. It really ruins the mood. I just came from the room, I don't want to go back. The desperate energy is too much. Its like life on survival mode. You feel like someone will kill you for R20 at any moment. And I mean this of Rio in general. I have spent plenty of nights at 4 x4. And have not checked out many other places. Just do not care enough to. And my sleep schedule is fucked now from hanging at 4 x4. I like CIM or cip. So I hate a chick that won't catch. And seems most girls at 4 x4 won't catch. Thiana, mid 30's white chick, big butt and phoenix tattoo on back. She won't catch. Gabi, 30, big butt. Sucks good dick but won't catch. Ester, 27 light with big butt. Ok at sucking dick and will catch. Question, does anyone know any cheap love motels? I took a girl I met on the escort site to panda. It was a really nice room but I want something cheaper if possible. Also I won't be getting anymore escorts, too expensive for me. I will leave that to the ballers, those much more affluent than myself. Girl was nice and pretty but the sex wasnt really anything great. I was talking to some chick in 4 x4, rather she was talking to me. Because she asked if she could talk to me. Probably to practice her English becuase I have been to 4 x4 many times and I have never been interested in her. And she is telling me how she is going to Scandallo later this month and it is R600 just to look. And R1500 for the girl yada yada yada. And I'm thinking, I wouldn't even choose you here, some dude is going to pay you 3 times more in Scandallo. So I'm no longer planning on going to Sau Paulo. I'm not going 6 hours away for the same lame ass birds that are in Rio at 3 times the price. Just got me thinking how the bottle of water that costs 50 c in the grocery store cost $8 in the airport. Or how hand sanitizer costed a fortune in 2020. See'est la vie. Tudo bom.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RioBob;3013487]For freelancers Thursday through Saturday night at about 1 am check out Dolce Vita, good freelancers, need to negotiate if price too high and examine your bill as they have a tendency to overcharge. Usually they overcharge if you buy the girl a drink, they mostly order the same mixed drink which has all premium ingredients including Red Bull so they hit you hard on it. I usually try to meet a girl and leave ASAP without buying too many drinks but it doesn't always work that way cause sometimes I like to listen to the music have fun and look at all the girls so I end up paying up but you always going to have a good time, it's just going to cost you.[/QUOTE]Thank you!

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3013458]So I have been in Rio for about a month now. The people are nice when they not charging you gringo prices or begging for money. I have never been to Pattaya, but I often find myself thinking why the fuck did I come here. Should of went to Tokyo then Pattaya. But I remind myself I didn't come here for mongering, that's just a bonus. Sometimes I find myself falling in love with Rio, as it is a city that grows on you. It is also a great city for soccer which you don't have in usa. But the constant smell of raw sewage is unbearable. I smell it sometimes in my apartment and walking down the street. What they don't tell you is Copacabana is fucking filthy. Dirty nasty ass filthy. Bottom of a New Deli flip flop filthy.[/QUOTE]You wrote some stuff that had me literally laughing out loud! But man, please learn to respect the power of the paragraph. And don't fall for the BS allegation that it's all the same girls working in the same places. It's not! Guys who don't want to pay Scandallo prices say stuff like that just to come up with an excuse, among others, for not trying Scandallo out. Besides, if she's that bad, then she will never be able to work there and / or have any success. Got to meet certain minimum standards. But overall good, funny report. And I agree about Copa. It's played out! I won't be staying there next time.

Fucking Nina Deponca calls Vagabundo Monday to meet in Centro to go to a dentist but the dumb fucking hoar doesn't realize that it is a BRICs holiday, so the Dentist is not open (Bel Prazer in the same building is; the portaria at the same building says that they do not have information on residential apartments in that building, go to sites like quintoandar). So we go to Hotel Serrano in Largo do Machado, and I creampie the old **** twice, but as mentioned, the kunt is getting old, and she is fucking stupid, as mentioned, and doesn't realize that the hotel does not have good WIFI, and the hoar insists on getting a little money to go buy some fucking weed, which Vagabundo has quit since it interferes with trading and training, so it is a shitty session because Vagabundo is distracted by the bad wifi, and he's thinking of his 20 ish preferred hoar, Cat, who is coming over today. Moreover, Nina Deponca does not know that the fucking Bradesco ATMs are closed, and that the fucking ATMs in the metros are closed, so she doesn't get fully paid, and now she wants me to go and send her money, which I may do, but it is not high on my list. I mean, she's a good person, and she's helped me a lot, so I will, but fuck, that is my world. Anne Amari, who wants to be a serious girlfriend, doesn't fuck long enough, and she never is on time because she is always smoking ganja. So, there it is. Looking forward to cat coming over for 2 hours of marathon banging to our favorite porno, so live in the moment. If you're subject to the control of your baby momma who has taken or is somehow about to take your money, I am sorry, and I understand, but fuck, just let your dick be your pilot.

Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Also, sorry if posted twice. I lost wifi mid write. Also, if you don't like my writing style, no one is forcing you read so skip through!

The Good: Easy to find girls I like. I like Typical Latinas and Afro Latinas. Yes I am aware it is Brazil and the girls may not be typical Mexican / Colombian Latinas, but they are pretty fucking close. Fat ass and naturally flirty with a lot of sex appeal. I found the Thai women great, but also kinda corny at times as the art of seduction is not ingrained in their blood as much as the latinas / Garotas / Brancas. What ever you want to call them. Sorry, as I stated it is my first time to Brazil and I am still learning the terms here. My Bad. Anyway, they are easy to find in the termas. There also Termas all over the city and I have been to a few and it is pretty straight forward to pick the girls. I just hate those drink tickets you get at some of the clubs. It gives me anxiety I may lose it and have to pay the fine. Getting around the city has also been easy. Uber seems to be cheaper than the taxis and the exchange rate from ATMs also isn't bad. Sucks can only use Bradesco ATMs though, but they are all over Copacabana. On average you can easily go to a terma, fuck on site for a few hundred Brazil real, or score a few numbers and have them come to you during the day. Looks of the girls so far, I would say it is on par with Medellin pre covid. Girls are in the 7-8 range for the most part and everything except BBF is usually given. I have been to Dulce Vida, Casa Blanca, Monte Carlo, Up House Lapa. Love the Weather here in Rio as well. I hate the scorching heat of the. Are. Or Thailand.

The Bad: Food does kinda suck. I am not a big food guy though, so I don't really care about that inconsequential shit. But it is annoying when its a hassle just to find a fucking coffee each morning. Here is what really sucks about Rio. There really isn't a big party area which mixes in pros, semi pros, and normal girls. Medellin has its' Parque Lleras, Thailand is well just fucking Thailand enough said, Sosua is the Su, but Rio doesn't have any big area like this. I didn't notice any girls as clear semi pros in Lapa or the Malecon along Copa Beach. Seemed like everyone was just normal tourist enjoying their night. The move seems to be, in each area you just must visit the terma and the ladies are waiting there for you. Easy enough, but I like the open air mix scene a little better. Here is what does bother me alot about Rio though. The termas have been kinda dead and they lack the talent that I thought they would have. Dulce has literally had like 5 girls there each time I was there. Monte Carlo close at like 1 am So its not a late night spot. Up House had 8 or 9 girls and it lacked talent to a degree and was kinda a little run down, but not too bad. I had really high expectations for Rio as I had always thought it was a top mongering city in the world, but it doesn't quite meet those expectations for me right now. The terma venues are small and at most so far, Casablanca had maybe 12- 15 girls the one night and they were hot so I don't want to shit to bad on the place. So anyway in short, Venues a little too small and the talent just a shy short of what I was expecting, but service and price has been good. Got to keep an eye on these girls if you bring them back, I caught one with her hands on my jeans I had taken off and she was going for my wallet and another found my over stash of Brazil cash and snatched it while we were partying. It was only a few hundred Brazil and I just put it in a drawer because I keep a limit on how much I put in my wallet, but I just want to make it known these girls will be on the prowl for extra funds if you don't keep an eye on them. Something else I noticed, there is not the extravgant love motels like Medellin and Mexico have or if there are, I haven't been able to locate them. Would be nice if someone could point a few out to me.

The Ugly: Brazillians don't Speak Spanish and they definitely don't speak English. If you think you can get by and enjoy your time with just english, you will be sadly mistaken. Just like Mexico or Colombia, you should take a few weeks and learn enough Portugese to get by. I didn't and I am realizing it is a mistake. You will be on google translate mode the whole time and it takes away from the fun. I thought enough girls would understand english or spanish, but that is not the case. It is a different culture and country from the rest of Latin America.

Speaking of cultural differences, maybe somebody can explain this one to me. My first night in Dulce Vida I am worn out from being on flights and in airports all day and this girl comes over to chat me up. I kinda wanted to have a beer or two to loosen up first but oh well I don't want to be rude to her. Anyway after 5 minutes going back and forth on google translate she write me a message I look like I am bored and she is annoyed by me or something along those lines and walks away to stand in the corner and dance by her self in NPC mode like an angry teenager, LOL which she probably is. Anyway I was just surprised a working girl would lose a customer so fast because he wasn't trying to play the role of casanova for her. If anyone wants to try and explain what went down with that scenario please feel free too.

Also Ugly about this city. Copacabana literally turns into a ghost town around 9:00 every night many businesses close and people do not hang out on the street. Even the Malecon in Copa seems to be dead. I am guessing but I suppose it is their slow season here or is crime really that bad that people just stay in at night? It has also been raining alot so I thought that may be it as well, but Rio doesn't seem like a 24 hour city, shit dies down at night.

Overall I feel like Rio is a city that peaked 10 years ago and is on the decline in terms of the monger scene and maybe even the city itself. I was expecting more out of Rio, but it is still a solid mongering location, but you can't claim it as one of the best in the world like you probably used to be able to. I don't want to do it, but I may have dig deep and search for the strength to spend the money to take on Sao Paulo. You only live once and I don't know if I ever will be back to Brazil so I may have to accept that challenge. Is Sao Paulo worth all the extra cash? I m middle class American, does the pussy justify the funds?

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3013568]Fucking Nina Deponca calls Vagabundo Monday to meet in Centro to go to a dentist but the dumb fucking hoar doesn't realize that it is a BRICs holiday, so the Dentist is not open (Bel Prazer in the same building is; the portaria at the same building says that they do not have information on residential apartments in that building, go to sites like quintoandar). So we go to Hotel Serrano in Largo do Machado, and I creampie the old **** twice, but as mentioned, the kunt is getting old, and she is fucking stupid, as mentioned, and doesn't realize that the hotel does not have good WIFI, and the hoar insists on getting a little money to go buy some fucking weed, which Vagabundo has quit since it interferes with trading and training, so it is a shitty session because Vagabundo is distracted by the bad wifi, and he's thinking of his 20 ish preferred hoar, Cat, who is coming over today. Moreover, Nina Deponca does not know that the fucking Bradesco ATMs are closed, and that the fucking ATMs in the metros are closed, so she doesn't get fully paid, and now she wants me to go and send her money, which I may do, but it is not high on my list. I mean, she's a good person, and she's helped me a lot, so I will, but fuck, that is my world. Anne Amari, who wants to be a serious girlfriend, doesn't fuck long enough, and she never is on time because she is always smoking ganja. So, there it is. Looking forward to cat coming over for 2 hours of marathon banging to our favorite porno, so live in the moment. If you're subject to the control of your baby momma who has taken or is somehow about to take your money, I am sorry, and I understand, but fuck, just let your dick be your pilot.[/QUOTE]WOW! What a pointless post. You live there and this is the best you can do? You just fill up the site with a personal diary post with no info or anything of interest. STD's post was helpful to several guys. You live there and can not do something equivalent?

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3013558]
So, you know what I am about to say. It is obvious. If you want relatively cheap BB sex in decent surroundings all of the time with no need to negotiate; quite fucking around and GO TO SE ASIA! And I am not talking about Thailand.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't recommend bareback sex to anybody but when I have too much to drink and my decision making is off I sometimes ask for it. This is usually from a freelancer and when I ask if they are willing they usually throw a number at me and I respond with a lower number but still a good number, they usually accept. It feels better for sure but don't think it's worth the risk and since I drank so much it usually doesn't help me finish, sometimes it does. On the other hand once I had a beautiful escort come over and she got so hot she just jumped on it bare. But usually money talks and it has to be enough for her to take the risk.

[QUOTE=RioBob;3013657]But usually money talks and it has to be enough for her to take the risk.[/QUOTE]But I thought life is supposed to be priceless?

[QUOTE=RioBob;3013657]I wouldn't recommend bareback sex to anybody but when I have too much to drink and my decision making is off I sometimes ask for it. This is usually from a freelancer and when I ask if they are willing they usually throw a number at me and I respond with a lower number but still a good number, they usually accept. It feels better for sure but don't think it's worth the risk and since I drank so much it usually doesn't help me finish, sometimes it does. On the other hand once I had a beautiful escort come over and she got so hot she just jumped on it bare. But usually money talks and it has to be enough for her to take the risk. [/QUOTE]Rio, I really don't want to get into another safe sex discussion centered on risk or medical safety when we all know the stats but have different risk aversion levels. How one does it is up to the punter and his girl. I was merely responding to the OP's trip report where he was talking about his preferences and experiences in RJ. A lot of punters bareback and if you want it there are places to go to get it with a higher success rate than Brazil. I totally respect you decision to refrain, most of the time. KKK. I hope you respect my decision to bareback when I am in bed with sexy, clean, healthy-looking girl who invites in. We are really not that far apart.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3013594]But it is annoying when its a hassle just to find a fucking coffee each morning.[/QUOTE]I do not drink coffee, but coffee is literally everywhere in Brazil. It is the sole reason that Sao Paulo grew the way that it did. Maybe it is not the style you are used to or searching for. Just ask for "cafezinho" (little coffee). It is very strong.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3013594]Here is what really sucks about Rio. There really isn't a big party area which mixes in pros, semi pros, and normal girls. I didn't notice any girls as clear semi pros in Lapa or the Malecon along Copa Beach.[/QUOTE]Actually that would be Lapa. And thank god that you did not notice it, because the prostitutes that you run into there are going to be the type that are going to drug and rob you. In Brazil there is no such thing as that semiprostitute shit. Chicks that are not hookers are not out fucking for money. And chicks that are not hookers do not want the reputation that they are mixing with hookers.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3013594]The move seems to be, in each area you just must visit the terma and the ladies are waiting there for you.[/QUOTE]It seems you are missing the biggest move of them all. It is 2025, so the game in online now! I recently ran into a buddy and he was asking me how Rio is these days. I forgot the name of the company, but he remembered when they used to send somebody over with a big book of girls to choose from. I said dude, it is fucking 2025, there are websites for that now. Just like when you used to have to know someone to get an apartment through. There is airbnb now. You book direct with the owner these days. Hookers do not need to be out in the streets or be under the control of others. People can just contact them direct online to come over.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3013594]Something else I noticed, there is not the extravgant love motels like Medellin and Mexico have[/QUOTE]Actually the love motels in Brazil are some of the most extravagant in the world. If you look at some of the porno movies, they film a lot of them there. They have pools and waterfalls and shit. Just search "moteis (plural of motel) rio de janeiro".

[URL]https://bambinahotel.com.br/[/URL]

[URL]https://corintohotel.com.br/[/URL]

[URL]https://demaiohotel.com.br/[/URL]

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3013594]Also Ugly about this city. Copacabana literally turns into a ghost town around 9:00 every night many businesses close and people do not hang out on the street. Even the Malecon in Copa seems to be dead.[/QUOTE]That is why you have to understand the culture. In Brazil, "barzinhos" (little bars) is what is prevalent. If you go back to Rua Barata Ribeiro at 9 pm then you will see the small bars filled with people. What you see at the places on the beach are tourists.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3013594]I had really high expectations for Rio as I had always thought it was a top mongering city in the world, but it doesn't quite meet those expectations for me right now. Overall I feel like Rio is a city that peaked 10 years ago and is on the decline in terms of the monger scene and maybe even the city itself. I was expecting more out of Rio, but it is still a solid mongering location, but you can't claim it as one of the best in the world like you probably used to be able to.[/QUOTE]In my 24 years of Rio experience I would say the peak was when I first started going. But people like Sperto and Rio Bob have been around longer and may know of even better times. If you came past 2010, then I would say you came too late for the laissez-faire and party type of mongering experience that you seem to be after.

My boy put some of his old Help pictures in the group chat today. That place was the greatest show on earth.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3013663]Rio, I really don't want to get into another safe sex discussion centered on risk or medical safety when we all know the stats but have different risk aversion levels. How one does it is up to the punter and his girl. I was merely responding to the OP's trip report where he was talking about his preferences and experiences in RJ. A lot of punters bareback and if you want it there are places to go to get it with a higher success rate than Brazil. I totally respect you decision to refrain, most of the time. KKK. I hope you respect my decision to bareback when I am in bed with sexy, clean, healthy-looking girl who invites in. We are really not that far apart.[/QUOTE]The Philippines is the place to go for barebacking.

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;3013608]WOW! What a pointless post. You live there and this is the best you can do? You just fill up the site with a personal diary post with no info or anything of interest. STD's post was helpful to several guys. You live there and can not do something equivalent?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the helpful link for furnished residential apartments in the buildings and neighborhood. The site is damn useful to see the price ranges for negotiations quintoandar.

[QUOTE=RioBob;3013657]I wouldn't recommend bareback sex to anybody but when I have too much to drink and my decision making is off I sometimes ask for it. This is usually from a freelancer and when I ask if they are willing they usually throw a number at me and I respond with a lower number but still a good number, they usually accept. It feels better for sure but don't think it's worth the risk and since I drank so much it usually doesn't help me finish, sometimes it does. On the other hand once I had a beautiful escort come over and she got so hot she just jumped on it bare. But usually money talks and it has to be enough for her to take the risk.[/QUOTE]Bareback sex with a prostitute is russian roulette, but its difficult to monger multiple time a years and never fall for it at least once. I would definetly never do it in south america or elsewhere because girls are pro working girl and its obvious so its a bit turn off for the risk of bareback, but in my last trip in thailand I fallen for it a second time in my life. GFE is insane in thailand, even a pro from a gogo can act like if she was planning to become your perfect wife, but girls in this country who sell their ass are hard core pro even before reaching the formal 21 yo.

I was in a gogo, wasnt planning to BF a girls but a cute petite thai gogo dancer was drunk and come to sit on my dick while I was quietly drinking, I paid her a drink then she ask for a ST. I suspsect she been arroused and filled of Ld by some punter who probably choose to not BF her, she made me a good price and I bringed back to my hotel. I fucked her once with the condom and usually most are willing to go back to the bar after it but she just stayed in bed and start sleeping. She was a bit confused because of the alcool so I told her she can stay for the night if she want so I closed the light to sleep it was very late. I was not asleep yet and the girsl turn on me to cuddl then strated doing the things girls are doing when they want to be fucked. She notice I was hard like a brick and she was aroused and took the initiative to go on top. I tried to get a rubber on the night table but she grad my forearms firmly with her small thai left hand and pushed so I could not even had a chance to lift the rubber from the night table and with her right hand she grabbed my cock and let herselg fall on it. Her pussy was wet and warm so my dick reach the bottom of it instantly. At this moment my brain was on red alert 'WTF! My brain was telleing me to push her away and stop that ASAP, I am a reasonnable man and I base my decisioon on logic as much as I can, but I don't know much man who would had the will to push this girls away. Thai pussy are very tight and at this moment all reason was gone. I fucked her 2 more time then she leave on a moto taxi.

Now I have 3 things in mind about this: 1st the 3 good fuck, 2nd I hope I catched nothing then 3rd I remember her on our walk to the hotel and when we was eating on a the table of a street food kart, she was showing me picture of the evening. She was wearing the same clothe and had the same makeup, it was probably before her shift at the bar. She was in an hospitral with a girls who was her best friends, the BF was in the hospital bed and when I seen that I seen coming the sick buffalo tale incoming but she then showed me a new born. Her BF had her first kids the evening and she was with her at the hospitl for the day. So I seriously thing I had been the victim of a drunk gogo girls who was on a mission to become pregnant that night. Its a good thing I aimed her belly each time I cum and I hope there was not enough significan amount of precum to give her what she wanted because there will be a newborn in thailand with my face in 9 month.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013689]

In Brazil there is no such thing as that semiprostitute shit. Chicks that are not hookers are not out fucking for money. And chicks that are not hookers do not want the reputation that they are mixing with hookers.
[/QUOTE]We all have different experiences but through the years I've met many girls that were hair dressers or worked in a clothing boutique during the day and at night I've encountered them in various venues for putas, I would call them semi pros.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;3013689]
I recently ran into a buddy and he was asking me how Rio is these days. I forgot the name of the company, but he remembered when they used to send somebody over with a big book of girls to choose from. I said dude, it is fucking 2025, there are websites for that now.
[/QUOTE]

lol I believe the name of the escort agency was Karla models, it was famous. There were a few back in the day all gone now like CIA, THE COMPANY ETC.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013691]My boy put some of his old Help pictures in the group chat today. That place was the greatest show on earth.[/QUOTE]I wish I had been there. It must have been something.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3013558]Unfortunately, as you are discovering, Brazil is not exactly a bareback country. I have been averaging around 5% bareback on my 1st session with SP or RJ girls since I started coming here. [/QUOTE]That is true if you pick a girl working in establishments like clubs or brothels. Outside of that, condom has rarely been mentioned in my experience. This is all over Brazil, including SP. I was even teased by the girl after when I asked is it safe? LOL.

[QUOTE=Tochka;3013716]Thanks for the helpful link for furnished residential apartments in the buildings and neighborhood. The site is damn useful to see the price ranges for negotiations quintoandar.[/QUOTE]What link are you referring to? I went back 10 pages in the thread and 2 pages in his personal posts, couldn't find anything. A local host on AirBnB told me to check Quinto Andar for rentals BTW.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013689]I do not drink coffee, but coffee is literally everywhere in Brazil. It is the sole reason that Sao Paulo grew the way that it did. Maybe it is not the style you are used to or searching for. Just ask for "cafezinho" (little coffee). It is very strong.[/QUOTE]Depending on where you are in can be difficult to find espresso type of drinks in Rio. It's everywhere in Sao Paulo.


[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013689]In Brazil there is no such thing as that semiprostitute shit. Chicks that are not hookers are not out fucking for money. And chicks that are not hookers do not want the reputation that they are mixing with hookers.[/QUOTE]

I think you know exactly what they are talking about. Why can't you just accept the term?

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;3013761]What link are you referring to? I went back 10 pages in the thread and 2 pages in his personal posts, couldn't find anything. A local host on AirBnB told me to check Quinto Andar for rentals BTW.[/QUOTE]Vagabundo mention of sites like quintoandar was helpful for me. I am doing pricing negotiations for my apartment.

There are some local whatsapp groups for apartment rentals too. Send me a PM. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Tochka;3013716]Thanks for the helpful link for furnished residential apartments in the buildings and neighborhood. The site is damn useful to see the price ranges for negotiations quintoandar.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tochka;3013809]Vagabundo mention of sites like quintoandar was helpful for me. I am doing pricing negotiations for my apartment.[/QUOTE]Ok gotcha. You replied to another user, so I didn't search for Vagabundo's post.

Vagabundo, Sperto, et al. If I were to be working in Ipanema, do you have a strong opinion regarding living in Ipanema vs Barra the Tijuca? Obviously, Ipanema would allow me to walk to and from, spend less time on the commute, but also likely be more expensive and less space. I would probably walk or use the bike rental to Jardim Oceanico and take the metro to Ipanema, if I lived in Barra, and might feel some comfort in getting away from it all. FYI, I've stayed in both locations in the past and would feel comfortable in either, all factors aside.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013689]I do not drink coffee, but coffee is literally everywhere in Brazil. It is the sole reason that Sao Paulo grew the way that it did. Maybe it is not the style you are used to or searching for. Just ask for "cafezinho" (little coffee). It is very strong.

Actually that would be Lapa. And thank god that you did not notice it, because the prostitutes that you run into there are going to be the type that are going to drug and rob you. In Brazil there is no such thing as that semiprostitute shit. Chicks that are not hookers are not out fucking for money. And chicks that are not hookers do not want the reputation that they are mixing with hookers.

It seems you are missing the biggest move of them all. It is 2025, so the game in online now! I recently ran into a buddy and he was asking me how Rio is these days. I forgot the name of the company, but he remembered when they used to send somebody over with a big book of girls to choose from. I said dude, it is fucking 2025, there are websites for that now. Just like when you used to have to know someone to get an apartment through. There is airbnb now. You book direct with the owner these days. Hookers do not need to be out in the streets or be under the control of others. People can just contact them direct online to come over.

Actually the love motels in Brazil are some of the most extravagant in the world. If you look at some of the porno movies, they film a lot of them there. They have pools and waterfalls and shit. Just search "moteis (plural of motel) rio de janeiro".

[URL]https://bambinahotel.com.br/[/URL]

[URL]https://corintohotel.com.br/[/URL]

[URL]https://demaiohotel.com.br/[/URL]

That is why you have to understand the culture. In Brazil, "barzinhos" (little bars) is what is prevalent. If you go back to Rua Barata Ribeiro at 9 pm then you will see the small bars filled with people. What you see at the places on the beach are tourists.

In my 24 years of Rio experience I would say the peak was when I first started going. But people like Sperto and Rio Bob have been around longer and may know of even better times. If you came past 2010, then I would say you came too late for the laissez-faire and party type of mongering experience that you seem to be after.[/QUOTE]Thanks for tips. Especially the drugging and robbing. One of the reasons I am avoiding Medellin the last few years. I hate those little coffee things even though they are strong LOL. I did the online thing a little back in the day, and I will only go back if I can't find what I want. Online just not for me at this point. I have a good hooker radar and I did several walk throughs at Lapa on the weekend and I didn't see any girl that was a hard core pro. Maybe it was an off night? I also just stuck to the main street and didn't wander the side streets. But Lapa really did not give me Parque Lleras or Walking street or Pedro Clisante vibes. It felt much more like a normal party spot with a brothel or two mixed in.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3013764]I think you know exactly what they are talking about. Why can't you just accept the term?[/QUOTE]Because it is a ridiculous concept, the same as transwoman. It is a dude with makeup and a wig. A semiprostitute is a chick that fucks for money but also works at the hair salon? The other job that is not fucking for money is irrelevant to what the monger is wanting her for. It is like I would buy some pussy from her, but I do not buy pussy from chicks that do not also have a regular job outside of selling pussy.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013689]I do not drink coffee, but coffee is literally everywhere in Brazil. It is the sole reason that Sao Paulo grew the way that it did. Maybe it is not the style you are used to or searching for. Just ask for "cafezinho" (little coffee). It is very strong.

Actually that would be Lapa. And thank god that you did not notice it, because the prostitutes that you run into there are going to be the type that are going to drug and rob you. In Brazil there is no such thing as that semiprostitute shit. Chicks that are not hookers are not out fucking for money. And chicks that are not hookers do not want the reputation that they are mixing with hookers.

It seems you are missing the biggest move of them all. It is 2025, so the game in online now! I recently ran into a buddy and he was asking me how Rio is these days. I forgot the name of the company, but he remembered when they used to send somebody over with a big book of girls to choose from. I said dude, it is fucking 2025, there are websites for that now. Just like when you used to have to know someone to get an apartment through. There is airbnb now. You book direct with the owner these days. Hookers do not need to be out in the streets or be under the control of others. People can just contact them direct online to come over.

Actually the love motels in Brazil are some of the most extravagant in the world. If you look at some of the porno movies, they film a lot of them there. They have pools and waterfalls and shit. Just search "moteis (plural of motel) rio de janeiro".

[URL]https://bambinahotel.com.br/[/URL]

[URL]https://corintohotel.com.br/[/URL]

[URL]https://demaiohotel.com.br/[/URL]

That is why you have to understand the culture. In Brazil, "barzinhos" (little bars) is what is prevalent. If you go back to Rua Barata Ribeiro at 9 pm then you will see the small bars filled with people. What you see at the places on the beach are tourists.

In my 24 years of Rio experience I would say the peak was when I first started going. But people like Sperto and Rio Bob have been around longer and may know of even better times. If you came past 2010, then I would say you came too late for the laissez-faire and party type of mongering experience that you seem to be after.[/QUOTE]Nevermind, I see the logic behind online. Latest prices at Solarium, 800 for HR. Monte Carlo, 1000 an HR. Talent at Monte Carlo is high level. A lot of 8's and 9's. Solarium was packed, you literally end standing around with your dick in your hand.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013862]Because it is a ridiculous concept, the same as transwoman. It is a dude with makeup and a wig. A semiprostitute is a chick that fucks for money but also works at the hair salon? The other job that is not fucking for money is irrelevant to what the monger is wanting her for. It is like I would buy some pussy from her, but I do not buy pussy from chicks that do not also have a regular job outside of selling pussy.[/QUOTE]I get what your saying. Personally, and I think I speak for most mongers, I don't give a fuck how a girl I m fucking earns her money. I do care if she has fucked 10,000 guys and is a drug addict and a high probability of STD vs a girl who dips her toe in the lady of the night game once in awhile to pay bills and still is genuinely interested in having a good time vs the shell of a human hard core pro. So when I look at a scene or a monger local, is it full of hard core wretched pros who will rob you at the drop of a dime or are there girls you can pay to fuck who are young clean and actually enjoy spending their time with you? I think that's why I use the term semi pro. Its just easier to type than spell out exactly what me and most guys who travel for sex are looking for. But again, I do totally get what your saying and I agree, a girl who charges money for sex is a prostitute at the end of the day.

Speaking of looking for girls who actually enjoy their time with you. Rio girls strongly seem to enjoy sex more than other girls. Funny when they say thank you the whole time while your fucking them LOL. I am no sex machine at this point, so its kinda funny LOL. I also had another genuinely get angry at me for not fucking her after we had a few drinks and I tipped her well for her time because I know another night I ll be back to hit it.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013862]Because it is a ridiculous concept, the same as transwoman. It is a dude with makeup and a wig. A semiprostitute is a chick that fucks for money but also works at the hair salon? The other job that is not fucking for money is irrelevant to what the monger is wanting her for. It is like I would buy some pussy from her, but I do not buy pussy from chicks that do not also have a regular job outside of selling pussy.[/QUOTE]Maybe it would be more accurate to say "part time" prostitute. But I agree there is nothing "semi" about it. You accept money for sex? Then you're a tute all the way, even if you only do it part of the time. Part time tute! Imagine talking about a "semi trick" LMAO! Makes no sense! I'm a " semi trick" because I only do it some of the time LOLOLOL!

[QUOTE=TheCane;3013944]Maybe it would be more accurate to say "part time" prostitute. But I agree there is nothing "semi" about it. You accept money for sex? Then you're a tute all the way, even if you only do it part of the time. Part time tute! Imagine talking about a "semi trick" LMAO! Makes no sense! I'm a " semi trick" because I only do it some of the time LOLOLOL![/QUOTE]How many cigaret to be a smoker? One daily? Weekly? Monthlyt? Yearly? Say 1 daily you are asmoker and 1 cigar daily an heavy smoker?

When does a girl become an hardcore pro? When she work into a terma and do 4-5 clients by day or when she is on social media doing 1 weekly for 10 time the cost?

Judgment like this arent factulas but based on moral and personal opinion, we call working girl girls who arent considered as GF by some dude who doesn't care how many dick by day their wife are sucking and fucking as long as the cash is coming back home?

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3013911]Speaking of looking for girls who actually enjoy their time with you. Rio girls strongly seem to enjoy sex more than other girls. Funny when they say thank you the whole time while your fucking them LOL. I am no sex machine at this point, so its kinda funny LOL. I also had another genuinely get angry at me for not fucking her after we had a few drinks and I tipped her well for her time because I know another night I ll be back to hit it.[/QUOTE]They are good at what they do, and that is how a lot of guys get sucked in. (pun intended).

[QUOTE=TheCane;3013944]Maybe it would be more accurate to say "part time" prostitute. But I agree there is nothing "semi" about it. You accept money for sex? Then you're a tute all the way, even if you only do it part of the time. Part time tute! Imagine talking about a "semi trick" LMAO! Makes no sense! I'm a " semi trick" because I only do it some of the time LOLOLOL![/QUOTE]Even if you do say part time, you still have no idea of how many dudes they fucked before they got to you. A so-called semipro could fuck 5 dudes in a day, while a chica working up in a casa or termas only fucked 2. I think it is more of a mental thing. I assume you have not done much fucking because you have this other job. So it is my lucky day to be in the right place at the right time when you decided to undertake this rarity of fucking a dude for money.

Back in the day you would meet chicks in Copacabana and all of them were supposed semipros. They would say they were nurses or teachers or whatever. Only once did I see a chick's ID and she was actually in law school. Kept in touch and saw her a couple times after, but she never did finish school.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3013968]When does a girl become an hardcore pro? When she work into a terma and do 4-5 clients by day or when she is on social media doing 1 weekly for 10 time the cost?

Judgment like this arent factulas but based on moral and personal opinion..[/QUOTE]It is like when the obscenity case went before this judge. He said he could not define obscenity, but knew it when he saw it.

Nobody cares to draw the line of when a chick becomes a hardcore pro, but I guess they know it when they see it. Like you said, I think it boils down to being subjective and personal opinion.

Vagabundo hotels and hoar apartments LTDA.

The year is the near future. You are in the Vagabundo suite at Trump Veteran Sex Hotels, LTDA, Brazil, a wholly owned subsidiary of Vagabundo Veteran Capital, LLC, out of Dallas, Texas, and hoars negras and mulatas and Latinas are sitting on your face, fresh from the rubber boats of the Grupo Maritimo, Posto 2, Barra the Tijuca, freshly imported from SWISS Navy nuclear submarines, the Jimmy Carter, and the Seawolf, and the USS Omaha, all now, owned by the SWISS GUARD in a coupe shot Elon Musk in the head for being a douche, and paid for it all in bitcoin.

An alert on IBKR goes off for MSTR over 438, while Anna Foxx if fucking Kira Noir in the ass with a big blue strap on dildo while a Latina vibes her, Kira Noir's clit.

Anne Amari is showering. Lucky Girl. She has penetrated inside of Vagabundo's wire, and now is being treated with some respect. She bring weed, which is why this post is what it is. She cooks salmon on command. She's a 22 year old negra.

We fucked. She does pernoites for 300 r.

CPFPM is all fucked, but that is because MSTR had a crazy week, and broke out of the profitable zones in my Iron Condor. Still, I am a military genius, and if I don't trade my six figure account to 8 figures, I will still make 8 figures with my screenplays for HBO, GLOBO, NETFLIX. So there's that. If you don't want to read my posts by the way, just use the ignore button.

Oh, as for Barra v Ipananema? 1. Barra 2. Botafogo. I had a post about this a few weeks back.

By the way, I have a new apartment lined up at Barra posto 2 for 7000 ish a month, like 2 blocks from Perola Negra. I have arrived. I shall be running the world by signal chats to various Defense and Intelligence agencies through my crew of Perola Negra hoars and honeytraps. Always hiring experienced recruiters.

Oh, I do have a guide on where to live in Rio de Janeiro in my updated bubba boy guide. PM me for details.

I will post the section on where to live here, now.

Where to stay in Rio.

See the attached map. This is the most important map in Rio. This is the metro map. This is how most Cariocas get around.

My recommendation about where to stay are:

1. Metro Jardim Oceanico. Search for places as near to Ave de pepe 400 (Perola Negra), or Olegario Maciel 7 (Na Brasa Colombia) as possible. PN is the best terma in Rio IMHO. We had a great night there last week, super talent, super hot negra from Rio, super hot morena from MInas. The talent there goes back and forth with 4 x4. Good rooms, including a BDSM suite. Walk to the metro to go do the centro prive thing. Beach is clean, and is where the girls from PN will come before work. The metro station is new since Bubba wrote his guide in 2013, and it is the driver of economic and social growth.

[URL]https://youtu.be/B2t824qAOlU[/URL]

Above is a good video of Barra.

I do recommend staying at the Infamous Transamerica, ie, Mediterraneo condo, Av Gastao Senges 395. Other similar condos that run a luxury bus to centro include Riviera, Novo Leblon, Barra Bali, Barra Mares, and others whose buses can be seen hourly at Av President Wilson 147 in Centro. The bus is key as it reduces transportation cost, and it makes you a upper class person compared to the unwashed, poor masses, ie, the working girl classes whom you, as the upper crust, fuck. You want to be part of the upper class in Brazil!

[URL]https://www.associacaomediterraneo.com/[/URL]

Av Gastao Senges 395, Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro, RJ.

[URL]https://www.condominiorivieradeifiori.com.br/riviera/[/URL]

Av. Prefeito Dulcídio Cardoso 2500.

Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro, RJ.

[URL]http://novoleblon.com.br/[/URL]

Are. Rino Leví, 255 - Barra the Tijuca.

[URL]http://www.barrabali.com.br/[/URL]

13.000 the Avenida das Américas, próximo ao Barra World Shopping e ao Supermercado Mundial.

[URL]http://www.barraleme.com/hoteis/Barramares/barramares.htm[/URL]

Av. Lúcio Costa, 3300 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22630-010.

Edifício Alfa Park.

[URL]https://foursquare.com/v/52cafc22498e55561e597dc2[/URL]

Av. Lúcio Costa, 6400, Rio de Janeiro, RJ 22793-926.

Barra Malls Guide.

Here is a guide to Barra Malls by Vagabundo, who aspires to be a Bubba Boy Buttman (see internationalsexguide. NL for that famed user).

Senor Nordico wanted to know where the fair (the street market) is. This is a legit question, and I will answer it and other questions about Barra Malls here.

Fair.

First, the Tuesday morning street fair is just next to the Barra Garden shopping center, near the gas station, where the Riviera condo intersects with Ave das Americas. I go there to get Salmon for 110 r a kilo (compared to 100 r for. 4 kilos in the pricey market). What does this have to do with whoring? Well, I have a girl with me for like pernoite 4 or 5, and she hasn't asked for money, but I feed her, and we do the churrasco together on the balcony.

Guanabarra supermarket has a mall, with the best pricing on groceries.

Across the street is the best sports store, Decathalon, which is where I recommend you shop for your trip to Rio or Brazil. This is where you can get the sandals you can shower and fuck in.

Barra Garden is closest to the famed Transamerica (av gastao senges 395).

Villagemall is just down the main street, Av das Americas. This has the best high end rich demographic selection -- apple store, super luxury movie theaters, very nice restaurants.

Barra Shopping. Further down Ave das Americas, this is the main shopping center, with a statue of liberty, sitting there like a allusion to planet of the apes, and perhaps too to City of God, which may intersect, thematically.

Ave Olegario Maciel 7 (Na Brasa Colombia) counts as a mall too, as the whole street is a high end shopping district. This is at Metro Jardim Oceanico, and it is near the best terma IMHO in Rio, Perola Negra. PN is Ave de Pepe 400.

Paris Cafe is further down towards Recreio, and further still in that direction is Praia Abrico, and even further past Praia Abrico is Cafe Marambaia, where the best Paella in Rio can be had.

2. Botafogo. Search for places at or near Rua Sao Clemente 114, close to the best sex motel, Panda. Then you can take the metro to centro and take the bus to Solarium, and all the wealthy, upper middle class districts between botafogo and PUC, where you should take Portuguese if you stay long enough. Botafogo is the real, upper middle class, but mixed race carioca the gema neighborhood. You should also consider Flamengo, Largo do Machado, and even Catete.

Do not stay in Copa. Copa is dangerous, the water is dirty, basically a toilet bowl. Criminals go to Copa to find victims. Be the bat, not the ball. Most board members have different views about Copa which is kind of times square compared to Barra being Miami.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basquet of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (Swiss navy) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.

Casuarina.

Av. Lúcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

Paris Cafe.

Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:

Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9[/URL]

Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.

Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en[/URL]

Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.

Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the lemonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the lemonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

Temakeria. Best sushi.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]

Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.

Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2665472]The thing about classy joints in Rio like Marius or some super-duper sushi places (Sushi Leblon or something) is they're costly as fuck, just like upscale restaurants in NY or LA. I mean there is nothing wrong about it, but living in NYC I don't find gorging on finer food in Rio all that alluring. I highly recommend Lima for an incredible culinary journey on the cheap, but that's a totally different story, LOL.[/QUOTE]I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the Brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.

Here are a few more excellent choices.

Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartagena of the Marquez novels.

And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsoever, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminiscences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.

I know this has been said before, but: price does not equal quality. I've been bringing women back to my place instead of going to Termas this trip. The prices can vary a lot, but I've only been seeing the ones who stay at least 2 hours for the price of 1 hour at a terma. Then you have women asking for 800 or 1,000+ BRL for an hour and pricing themselves out of 99% of men. Not sure who they're targeting because locals won't pay those prices and gringos have the luxury of browsing before choosing at termas. Paying 1,000/ HR for someone you haven't seen in real life doesn't make sense. Then some of them refuse a BBBJ and it makes even less sense.

Not all the women I've seen were worth repeating, but I've had great experiences most of the time without having to leave my apartment.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013971]Even if you do say part time, you still have no idea of how many dudes they fucked before they got to you. A so-called semipro could fuck 5 dudes in a day, while a chica working up in a casa or termas only fucked 2. I think it is more of a mental thing. I assume you have not done much fucking because you have this other job. So it is my lucky day to be in the right place at the right time when you decided to undertake this rarity of fucking a dude for money.

Back in the day you would meet chicks in Copacabana and all of them were supposed semipros. They would say they were nurses or teachers or whatever. Only once did I see a chick's ID and she was actually in law school. Kept in touch and saw her a couple times after, but she never did finish school.[/QUOTE]I'm not one to get caught up in all this terminology. Hardcore, semipro, part time, whatever. All I care about is if she's full time hooking when I'm trying to fuck her! Hahaha!

Request to courier in laptop and memory, Catwoman Wednesday.

So, Catwoman and I watch a huge amount of kinky porn together often with large amounts of coconut loil, coconut water, and other bodily fluids, so I go through laptops at a rapid rate as I am video taping her on a vertex socp pack, the small one, strapped to my chest while I fuck her. It is all in the Gdrive of all of my close friends for the swiss regulators, but fuck them, I am never going back. That is why I need any of you fine ISGers to bring me the following items from some place like the United States serviced by amazon.

Lenovo ThinkPad T14 Gen2 Business Laptop, 14-Inch FHD 1920 x 1080 Display, 11th Generation Quad-Core i5-1135 G7, 16 GB DDR4 RAM, 512 GB SSD, Wi-Fi, HDMI, Windows 11 Pro (Renewed).

Visit the Amazon Renewed Store.

4. 1 4. 1 out of 5 stars (7).

Search this page.

$329.00 $329.00.

OWC 32 GB DDR4 3200 MHz PC4-25600 CL22 1. 2 V 260 pin Non-ECC SODIMM Memory RAM Compatible with Lenovo ThinkPad P16's G1 P17 G1 P17 G2 T14 G1 T14 G2.

For 85 dollars on amazon.

5 m.

So, it was like Wednesday. Cherry torn says she will come over at 13 h. She arrives right on time. We fuck for 75 minutes. Many of you have too fucked callsign cherry torn, but I keep switching the names, so as to protect the innocent, and disease free, which she is.

I pay her $350 r plus 100 $are uber and ifood. For 3 hours of her sitting on my bed. With jars of coconut oil, coconut water, and hardcore porno which tapes we made together over the last 2 years. See I mean, we fucked with her sitting on my dick.

First we fucked with her bent over the bed, fucking her ample cheeks from behind into her pussy.

THen we fucked with her on top, and doggy, for about 30 minutes, actually often to a full hour. Memories fade.

I fucked her with an asus laptop on the bed, and it quickly died.

Look, This may seem off topic. But when you go around RIo de janeiro in centro or the other tough areas, you see thinkpads. Solid business laptops for the serious business of crypto premium derivatives trading and light gaming.

The t14 gen 2 above at 335 US Dollars is fuck you money. I make or lose, mostly make as I am having a good year, that much in like 15 minutes. I will be glad to talk mstr iron condors with any man who has a knowledge of that strategy from lovely Lugano, Switzerland, the home of crypto.

And the memory. I will be glad to get on a phone call with you, and we can arrange payment details, usually payment in local currency upon receipt in Rio along with a personalized guide for half a day of the better sex prives and locals of centro rio de janeiro.

Be a good chap and get Vagabundo a salt proof maxam knife for 24 dollars. It looks like a german spyderco clone and since vagabundo is half german, it looks like a good fit for when your hero needs t defend himself at close quarters from a hoar, a pimp, or some other aggressor.

So with cherry torn cat the total was 350/75 or a cost per fuck per minute of well into the 5 area, good fuck for buck.

Monger on fellas.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013862]Because it is a ridiculous concept, the same as transwoman. It is a dude with makeup and a wig. [/QUOTE]Here you go again. You think everything is black and white. You are describing what you think don't exist. If they are all the same, what is the reason some men will have sex with one but not the other.

Did you remember you were dating a civilian and not knowing she was a working girl?

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;3013971]A so-called semipro could fuck 5 dudes in a day, while a chica working up in a casa or termas only fucked 2. I think it is more of a mental thing. I assume you have not done much fucking because you have this other job. [/QUOTE]

The keyword is "could", and it does not mean they have. You know exactly what others mean. I doubt even majority of professional can have 5 a day and you can't prove majority of semipro fuck 5 a day. I say at most 4 that she fucks two regular customers, and provides BJ to the two drivers that take her to the customers.

[QUOTE=TheCane;3013999]I'm not one to get caught up in all this terminology. Hardcore, semipro, part time, whatever. All I care about is if she's full time hooking when I'm trying to fuck her! Hahaha![/QUOTE]I am curious, why full time?

[QUOTE=Nounce;3014143]I am curious, why full time?[/QUOTE]Meaning "right now" Nounce. It was a joke.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3014142]Here you go again. You think everything is black and white. You are describing what you think don't exist. If they are all the same, what is the reason some men will have sex with one but not the other.[/QUOTE]Because of their perception.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3014142]Did you remember you were dating a civilian and not knowing she was a working girl?[/QUOTE]That is a perfect example. I did not know she was fucking as many people as she could for money, because she never asked me for any. Likewise, the people after semi-pros do not know how many those chicks are fucking either. They are just under the impression that since she has a normal job that she may not be fucking as many as one working in a house of ill repute, which may not be true at all.

The chick I was dating had a normal job, in school, and unbeknownst to me, was fucking for money in orgies as well. If she fucked 5 guys at a monger orgy on Saturday night would she still be a semi-pro based on her having a regular job? Or would fucking 5 guys for money in one night automatically throw her into the pro category regardless of having the regular job?

One thing we are not is privy to how many people someone has fucked before us. That is why I say it is only a person's perception that is driving this semi-pro business.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3014142]Here you go again. You think everything is black and white. You are describing what you think don't exist. If they are all the same, what is the reason some men will have sex with one but not the other.

Did you remember you were dating a civilian and not knowing she was a working girl?



The keyword is "could", and it does not mean they have. You know exactly what others mean. I doubt even majority of professional can have 5 a day and you can't prove majority of semipro fuck 5 a day. I say at most 4 that she fucks two regular customers, and provides BJ to the two drivers that take her to the customers.[/QUOTE]A few weeks ago I fucked an escort who came to my place, told me she had never done this before and asked if she could massage only. I asked her to talk to the guy who sent her (who supplies me with escorts). She did so then entered my room and began to strip then we were off to the races. After the deed we began to chat, she told me that she was a law student. She also told me that she was not doing it for money (very curious). She also told me that I was very good in bed, much better than her boyfriend. I then told her I would be booking her every time I want to fuck and she said great. I took her whatsapp. I subsequently contacted her, no response to date. I contacted the guy who sent her, he said she no longer works. What do you call her?

[QUOTE=Turgid;3014149]A few weeks ago I fucked an escort who came to my place, told me she had never done this before and asked if she could massage only. I asked her to talk to the guy who sent her (who supplies me with escorts). She did so then entered my room and began to strip then we were off to the races. After the deed we began to chat, she told me that she was a law student. She also told me that she was not doing it for money (very curious). She also told me that I was very good in bed, much better than her boyfriend. I then told her I would be booking her every time I want to fuck and she said great. I took her whatsapp. I subsequently contacted her, no response to date. I contacted the guy who sent her, he said she no longer works. What do you call her?[/QUOTE]Liar all the way around LMAO!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3014148]Because of their perception.[/QUOTE]It could be right and it could be wrong but the point is you know what the term means.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3014149]A few weeks ago I fucked an escort who came to my place, told me she had never done this before and asked if she could massage only.....[/QUOTE]When I first started doing Seeking Arrangement I had this happen a few times with younger girls (maybe 15% of those on the site). They were honestly that naive. After that I made it clear that they could bail after meeting, but I would not pay them without intimacy.

The websites of the main termas don't have any pricing listed and for my first trip to Rio I think it's probably safer for me to just not bother with bringing any ladies back to my room until I've got one trip done. So I'm thinking of just visiting these main termas including Monte Carlo, Solarium, Centaurus and 4 x4. Maybe add on Termas 65 too. I've only done FKK clubs in Germany which might have a similar setup as the termas. Does the entry fees at Rio termas include any non-alcoholic drinks and food in addition to use of any facilities? What would be the entry fees for the above termas (I assume 4 x4 is much less than the others due to location)?

Then for the girls are they like the German FKKs where the girls quote whatever they want but there is a usual acceptable range for ST? Or would ST sessions be standardized at a certain rate? Again, what would be the average accepted rate at each of the above venues?

I figure if I stick to just these venues for my first trip, I'll know not only how much to budget but I won't have to worry about the hassles and security of finding and bringing back guest friendly accommodations. I'll leave that for future trips.

SOmehwere in military history Napoleon said "I studied my map". Well, to plant your massive ordinance penetrators into Rio de Janeiro pussy -- to fuck at a good price. This is the map you*need*to*study*.

This map should go with my guide on where to live in Rio, the update to bubba boy's guide, which admittedly, is too long and could be revised down to 20 pages from its present 175 pages of bloated digital nomad content. But some of you use that, just like you borrow condoms, or carabiners or some botocario deodorant from Vagabundo, so don't put down the prepper, the ultimate prep is to gtfo of a covid feminazi rich country and go to where real men chase cheap Negra loira and mulatta pussy, rio de Janeiro. *To*wit*-.

CPF: Cost per fuck. You calibrate your bratwurst, your pepperoni, your penis to cost per fuck at PRIVES (see [URL]GPArena.net[/URL]), sometime during working hours from 11 h to 18 h at the RIo metro stops -- Uruguiana, Carioca, Cinelandia, or Cardeal Arcoverde. You go in there and you fuck for 150 to 200 r per hour, and you bring your tests and negotiate bareback. Don't fake your tests or everyone myself included will kick your ass out of Rio. I can provide the contact of a mobile test guy who will come and do a blood draw. Play safe. Brazilians actually are cleaner than most people, cleaner than Mexicans for sure, and much cleaner (and less fat) than Americans, which is yet another reason that Brazil is purgatory, if not Heaven of Hell, it is where good jews go when they are done killing for Mossad to live in purgatory, or sheol, which is to say, fucking Brazilian chicks on the beach in barra, near METRO JARDIM OCEANICO is the height of human or at least Male existence. If Adam had been born into the world in Barra, there might not be a bible and all this drama. Just come to Rio, find a place as near to METRO JARDIM OCEANICO as possible, within walking distance, even if it is a kilometer, and as the eagles said, find a place and make your stand, and take it easy. The Hotel California, the infamous Transamerica is here, at Posto 5. So, after you have pumped your manly seed into the womb of some Brazilian hoar for 200 r per hour at METRO URUGUIANA, or METRO SAO CRISTAVAO (Vila Mimosa, Mosaico), or Sans Pena (Annes Massagem), THEN. And only THEN -- you go to Perola Negra, at Ave de Pepe 400, again, within a long walk but a walk from METRO JARDIM OCEANICO later in the night, best to get there at 21 h or 22 h. Eat before at Pineapple on Olegario Maciel. See my previous post or the updated bubba boy guide for Where to Eat / Literature / Dining / Sex*guide*in*Rio.

So, some ISGers are complaining that the Perola Negra girls have pumped up their prices to 950, etc. Well, this is during BRIC bullshit o paloooza, which is kind of like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas without the money, because, to be honest, the fucking Brazilians are broke as fuck, as every interaction shows. The Brazilians hate their president who thinks he is the president of an important country, but as the Economist said, it is not important, which is why Vagabundo chooses to live in eternal purgatory here, which is to say, it is not important, it is not important enough to be a player in war, which is itself a worthy good thing in and off itself. But Vagabundo doesn't vote here, he just pays in cash for pussy here, so what*does*he*know?

Where do you want to live in Brasil from 3 days to 7 years? As close to Metro Jardim Oceanico as possible. Hit up vagabundo 24 hours in advance or more, and he will take you on a pussy patrol starting at Metro Jardim Oceanico sometime around noon give or*take*an*hour.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014211]So I'm thinking of just visiting these main termas including Monte Carlo, Solarium, Centaurus and 4 x4. Maybe add on Termas 65 too. I've only done FKK clubs in Germany which might have a similar setup as the termas. Does the entry fees at Rio termas include any non-alcoholic drinks and food in addition to use of any facilities?
[/QUOTE]I suggest you dial way down your expectations on Rio termas anywhere comparable to German FKKs. Think of them as clubs with a small namesake sauna (Centaurus has the best facilities with a small pool if I remember correctly) I doubt any patrons use those facilities like in FKKs). No fee non-alcholic drinks (including water) or food in any of the termas. Some termas may include 1 (or 2) drinks in entry fee. I know Solarium give a drink coupon worth are are $30 if you pay entry fee in cash. It's been a while since I visited Centaurus, but I remember they gave me 1 free drink as part of the entry fee. No free drinks at other termas on your list.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014211]
What would be the entry fees for the above termas (I assume 4 x4 is much less than the others due to location)?
[/QUOTE]RTFF and find that out. It shouldn't that difficult considering you have almost 1000 posts on this forum.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014211]
Then for the girls are they like the German FKKs where the girls quote whatever they want but there is a usual acceptable range for ST? Or would ST sessions be standardized at a certain rate? Again, what would be the average accepted rate at each of the above venues?
[/QUOTE]Girl price is fixed in the termas. What you pay depends on the amount of time and the room type you choose.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014211]
I figure if I stick to just these venues for my first trip, I'll know not only how much to budget but I won't have to worry about the hassles and security of finding and bringing back guest friendly accommodations. I'll leave that for future trips.[/QUOTE]Not a bad idea! See the area for yourself and adjust your moments accordingly.

[QUOTE=TheCane;3014151]Liar all the way around LMAO![/QUOTE]Mongers who only fuck skank hoes would not believe it.

Good Morrow Sers.

Pray lend me thine ears. I have taken mine ease with the fair maidens of Termas Centarus, Termas 4 x4, and of Solarium. Yet mine heart doth yearn to know of other termas within the bounds of Rio, that hidden jewel of the South.

'Tis mine intent to sojourn beyond the paths trodden by the common traveller—to seek pleasures and discoveries in places oft overlooked. Pray, in 2 fortnights mine army shall once more set foot upon the hallowed soil of the Land of Rio.

If thou holdest knowledge of such secret havens, I entreat thee: share thy counsel with a humble knight.

With strength and honor.

Lord Baratheon.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3014214]... sometime during working hours from 11 h to 18 h at the RIo metro stops -- Uruguiana, Carioca, Cinelandia, or Cardeal Arcoverde. You go in there and you fuck for 150 to 200 r per hour...[/QUOTE]Explain this part please? There is terma in the place? Or someking of casa or brothel? I suppose the girls arent fucking into the Metro. It may be a noob question but I never been to rio yet. My first trip there will be in a few month.

[QUOTE=LordBaratheon;3014411]Good Morrow Sers.

Pray lend me thine ears. I have taken mine ease with the fair maidens of Termas Centarus, Termas 4 x4, and of Solarium. Yet mine heart doth yearn to know of other termas within the bounds of Rio, that hidden jewel of the South.

'Tis mine intent to sojourn beyond the paths trodden by the common travellerto seek pleasures and discoveries in places oft overlooked. Pray, in 2 fortnights mine army shall once more set foot upon the hallowed soil of the Land of Rio.

If thou holdest knowledge of such secret havens, I entreat thee: share thy counsel with a humble knight.

With strength and honor.

Lord Baratheon.[/QUOTE]Seek ye the bath house of Monte Carlo where many a scarlet strumpet are to be found. Perhaps other noble gents can advise thee of similar venues of entertainment within the province.

[QUOTE=turgid;3014518]seek ye the bath house of monte carlo where many a scarlet strumpet are to be found. Perhaps other noble gents can provide thee with other venues of entertainment within the realm.[/QUOTE]RTFF! Lmao!

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3014214]SOmehwere in military history Napoleon said "I studied my map". Well, to plant your massive ordinance penetrators into Rio de Janeiro pussy -- to fuck at a good price. This is the map you*need*to*study*.

This map should go with my guide on where to live in Rio, the update to bubba boy's guide, which admittedly, is too long and could be revised down to 20 pages from its present 175 pages of bloated digital nomad content. But some of you use that, just like you borrow condoms, or carabiners or some botocario deodorant from Vagabundo, so don't put down the prepper, the ultimate prep is to gtfo of a covid feminazi rich country and go to where real men chase cheap Negra loira and mulatta pussy, rio de Janeiro. *To*wit*-.

CPF: Cost per fuck. You calibrate your bratwurst, your pepperoni, your penis to cost per fuck at PRIVES (see [URL]GPArena.net[/URL]), sometime during working hours from 11 h to 18 h at the RIo metro stops -- Uruguiana, Carioca, Cinelandia, or Cardeal Arcoverde. You go in there and you fuck for 150 to 200 r per hour, and you bring your tests and negotiate bareback. Don't fake your tests or everyone myself included will kick your ass out of Rio. I can provide the contact of a mobile test guy who will come and do a blood draw. Play safe. Brazilians actually are cleaner than most people, cleaner than Mexicans for sure, and much cleaner (and less fat) than Americans, which is yet another reason that Brazil is purgatory, if not Heaven of Hell, it is where good jews go when they are done killing for Mossad to live in purgatory, or sheol, which is to say, fucking Brazilian chicks on the beach in barra, near METRO JARDIM OCEANICO is the height of human or at least Male existence. If Adam had been born into the world in Barra, there might not be a bible and all this drama. Just come to Rio, find a place as near to METRO JARDIM OCEANICO as possible, within walking distance, even if it is a kilometer, and as the eagles said, find a place and make your stand, and take it easy. The Hotel California, the infamous Transamerica is here, at Posto 5. So, after you have pumped your manly seed into the womb of some Brazilian hoar for 200 r per hour at METRO URUGUIANA, or METRO SAO CRISTAVAO (Vila Mimosa, Mosaico), or Sans Pena (Annes Massagem), THEN. And only THEN -- you go to Perola Negra, at Ave de Pepe 400, again, within a long walk but a walk from METRO JARDIM OCEANICO later in the night, best to get there at 21 h or 22 h. Eat before at Pineapple on Olegario Maciel. See my previous post or the updated bubba boy guide for Where to Eat / Literature / Dining / Sex*guide*in*Rio.

So, some ISGers are complaining that the Perola Negra girls have pumped up their prices to 950, etc. Well, this is during BRIC bullshit o paloooza, which is kind of like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas without the money, because, to be honest, the fucking Brazilians are broke as fuck, as every interaction shows. The Brazilians hate their president who thinks he is the president of an important country, but as the Economist said, it is not important, which is why Vagabundo chooses to live in eternal purgatory here, which is to say, it is not important, it is not important enough to be a player in war, which is itself a worthy good thing in and off itself. But Vagabundo doesn't vote here, he just pays in cash for pussy here, so what*does*he*know?

Where do you want to live in Brasil from 3 days to 7 years? As close to Metro Jardim Oceanico as possible. Hit up vagabundo 24 hours in advance or more, and he will take you on a pussy patrol starting at Metro Jardim Oceanico sometime around noon give or*take*an*hour.[/QUOTE]

Very good info in this brick of text, here a short version with the important stuffs:

Into PRIVES section of the website *[URL]GPArena.net[/URL].

Sometime during working hours from 11 h to 18 h at the RIo metro stops -- Uruguiana, Carioca, Cinelandia, or Cardeal Arcoverde:*You go in there and you fuck for 150 to 200 are per hour*.

Chicks on the beach in barra near METRO JARDIM OCEANICO.

Find a place as near to METRO JARDIM OCEANICO as possible, within walking distance, even if it is a kilometer: The Hotel California, the infamous Transamerica is here, at Posto 5. *.

***** for 200 are per hour at METRO URUGUIANA, METRO SAO CRISTAVAO (Vila Mimosa, Mosaico) and Sans Pena (Annes Massagem).

Perola Negra at Ave de Pepe 400: a long walk but a walk from METRO JARDIM OCEANICO later in the night. Best to get there at 21 h or 22 h.

Some ISGers are complaining that the Perola Negra girls have pumped up their prices to 950, etc. Well, this is during BRIC bullshit o paloooza (price seem to be back asa usual).

PM me and I will send you a link to our whatsapp group where I send out the updated bubbaboy guide with the details and we can meet when you get to rio.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3014512]Explain this part please? There is terma in the place? Or someking of casa or brothel? I suppose the girls arent fucking into the Metro. It may be a noob question but I never been to rio yet. My first trip there will be in a few month.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;3014519]RTFF! Lmao![/QUOTE]Impudent knave! One doth not respond to a lord in that manner.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3014518]Seek ye the bath house of Monte Carlo where many a scarlet strumpet are to be found. Perhaps other noble gents can advise thee of similar venues of entertainment within the province.[/QUOTE]To the Esteemed Sir Turgid, Earl of Dover and Duke of Fairfax.

Ah, indeed Monte Carlo, that illustrious hall of indulgence and delight. How grievous the oversight, that I should neglect to include such a revered establishment in mine earlier proclamations! Pray forgive the failings of mine memory.

I did grace its noble chambers. And there I did consort with a fair maiden a tan enchantress of modest height, with hair black as ravens' wings cascading down her back, and a form sculpted as though by the hands of Grecian artisans-well-acquainted with the art of bodily discipline.

The lady did decline mine offer of wine or cordial professing a vow to a diet low in sugared temptation. Yet we soon found ourselves retired to more private quarters, whereupon vigorous and most spirited congress did ensue a dance of flesh if you will.

Alas, her name eludes me a ghost on the tongue. Yet by convenience of parchment and ink, her means of contact remain in my possession, should I choose to summon her once more.

As for the halls of Monte Carlo their splendor rivals even the mighty Centaurus. A temple of opulence and pleasure, fit for noblemen and brigands alike.

With Strength and Honor.

Lord Baratheon.

Have any of you been to Vitrinni Lounge Beer in Barra?

[QUOTE=Chicago85;3014599]Have any of you been to Vitrinni Lounge Beer in Barra?

A couple of the hottest girls that I've met in Rio and Sao Paulo recommended it to me. I understand that it gets started a bit later, like 11 pm / 12 am, but 1/3 to 1/2 the girls are semi-pros. You will probably need to speak some conversational Portuguese.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure Socrates has been. Think you guys may have met up? I'the check w him.

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Hotel Caricia.

Hotel Girassol.

In 2089, Vagabundo, aged 120 to the day shall die here, trading hoars and options on a thinkpad with dozens of hoar nurse Negra mulatta Morena loiras and our 83,345 children and great grandchildren, all vested into a LTDA that owns billions of reais and dolars in Rio de Janeiro property, thus concluding the book of deuternonomy. Selah. / s /*Moses,*By*Dir.

In 2089, Vagabundo, aged 120 to the day shall die here, trading hoars and options on a thinkpad with dozens of hoar nurse Negra mulatta Morena loiras and our 83,345 children and great grandchildren, all vested into a LTDA that owns billions of reais and dolars in Rio de Janeiro property, thus concluding the book of deuternonomy. Selah. / s /*Moses,*By*Dir.

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Hotel Girassol.

[QUOTE=Chicago85;3014599]Have any of you been to Vitrinni Lounge Beer in Barra?[/QUOTE]Typical nightclub. Gets going late, and they seem to have it skewed way towards the VIP side as far as entry, service, amenities. There is another place right down the street, in case it's not your vibe (to the west). Good amount of hot chicks, but probably not a spot to go solo.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;3014764]Typical nightclub. Gets going late, and they seem to have it skewed way towards the VIP side as far as entry, service, amenities. There is another place right down the street, in case it's not your vibe (to the west). Good amount of hot chicks, but probably not a spot to go solo.[/QUOTE]What are the bests solo spot near copacabana? Is there any place like strip club with room to fuck the girls like in Colombia of somekind of brothel with more bad alike atmosphere?

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3003345]ALL PRICING is in Brazilian Reals unless denoted by USD.

DISCAIMER: These are just MY favorite termas and clubs. Everyone's taste, goals and budget varies. For ME, I like the young pretty, thin runway model / athletic swimsuit model type who are morenas or brancas, whether they be blondes, brunettes or redheads. I am fortunate that I have a high enough hobbying budget that these "tier 1" termas and clubs are affordable to me so I am not saying these are the best places to visit for everyone. I also am not an ex-pat or a digital nomad who spends most of my time in Brazil so I don't try to stretch my budget or do the civilian scene. I have been visiting Brazil every 2 months for a week or 2 at a time for the last 5+ years, so I ain't a newbie either. I just value my time, convenience and comfort. My main priority isn't to get the best value or find diamonds in the rough.

Termas.

Termas are small sauna clubs with basic spa facilities. Don't expect the same facilities as a big Frankfurt FKK, which would have a large pool, outdoor tanning / lounging areas, sleeping / quiet areas, big jacuzzis for you and the girl to play in, big steam rooms and saunas and special sauna / steam programs and dedicated area with private rooms for professional veggie massages.

RJ termas operates a bit like a small FKK. You pay an admission to use its "spa" facilities and usually include a drink or 2. Unlike FKKs, the is no included food or non-alcoholic drinks. Usage of rooms are an extra charge. The plus is that the pricing of the girls ("massage therapists") are set on a menu with transparent pricing. There is no negotiation on price per xx amount of time as is currently the case at most FKKs. There SHOULD be no upcharge either for GFE service.

After paying your admission, you are given a key to a locker to change out of your clothes into a robe and flip flops and store your belongings. Most guys keep their underwear on, unlike at a FKK. In some termas, changing out of your clothes is optional. There are showers and bath amenities to freshen up.

At a FKK, the nudist culture, sauna / spa and sun bathing aspect of the "FKK" are all part of the experience. At a RJ termas, the "sauna / spa" is light on facilities / amenities and more of an excuse / pretense to get out of your normal clothes so you don't go home smelling like you just came from a brothel 😜.

You can easily spend a whole day at a big FKK without being bored. At the RJ termas, I rarely stay more than an hour or two before I am bored if I don't see a girl I am interested in. One night, I went to the 4 termas on my list within 2 hours without finding someone I liked. Before going to the clubs in Copacabana.

Once in your robe and flip flops, you move on to the main area where all the girls hang out. This area has a bar with stools and sitting area with small tables to lounge around. There are also a few poles for strip shows. It's similar to a small to medium size strip club or disco in the USA, but without a big stage or runway for strippers to dance.

The girls are usually in skimpy dresses, lingerie or bikinis and lounging around waiting for clients. In most of the termas, they don't approach you or don't do so aggressively. You can relax, have a drink, eat a meal in this area.

Most guys will chill for a bit before they pick a girl to keep them company. When you chat them up, you can check her chemistry, get a better look, see if you guys vibe, talk about service or fetishes, etc. Many guys also like to feel up the goods and also make out with the girl to get a preview of how they perform in the room.

One great thing about termas vs. FKK is that service should be all inclusive. There SHOULD be no upcharge for DFK, BBBJ, DATY, GFE, etc. Just ask if they do it and they will either say they do or don't. This usually also applies to anal sex. Probably only 10% or less of the girls I asked about anal said they would only it for an upcharge. They rest either offer it or don't. This is not to say that a few sharks who smell a newbie won't try to add a gringo surcharge for GFE services. Just don't fall for it. Hold firm and they will usually relent or just pick another girl who would be happy to provide the GFE or PSE services you want.

Solarium. Lagoa.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/aqcYQ1njtcNYzMS36[/URL]

My favorite terma, as it consistently has the hottest girls for my tastes, which generally lean toward young, pretty, cute, thin or athletic morenas or brancas. Service level seems to be consistently better than the other termas for passionate GFE / PSE. The lineup usually range from around 10 -15 girls in the afternoon and grows to 20-30 at night. Generally a very chill vibe. Very good lighting in the main space so you get a good view of the girls. Music isn't too loud and actually quiet in the afternoon so easy to have a conversation.

Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 450 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

4 x4 (Quarto por Quattro) - Centro.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/fTEY3R6oD6jjQ5US6[/URL]

A very fun and lively boate / terma. I usually come by at night and usually skip the robes and keep my clothes on. Girls are generally more raunchy and have a more PSE look. Service is top notch and appeals to locals. Also can find more darker skinned girls work here. Usually 30-50 girls work here at night. Disco / terma is upstairs and more wild, while the whiskeria is downstairs and more quiet. After midnight, upstairs closes and everyone moves downstairs. Lighting is a little dark so can hide a girl's true looks a bit. Pretty loud at night so I often take the girl to the quieter smoking area in the back or downstairs to talk.

Pricing is 60 entrance + 460 for girl + room for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. NO extra charge for using a CC. There is also a set price for takeout / Saida at 1,200, although some girls want a bit more on top of that depending on duration of the overnight.

Monte Carlo. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/wmH4w8b5mMMt3Neo6[/URL]

Very similar to Solarium as it's pretty chill and has decent lighting. Similar type of girls work here, but a bit more diverse. I also found the talent to be less in both quality and quantity when compared to Solarium. Usually 10-15 girls in attendance. It's very conveniently located for most first time visitors as it's located in the heart of Copacabana.

Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 400 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

Centaurus. Ipanema.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/2G3UFp78pLHWBgho8[/URL]

Nicer facilities than other termas. You will find more sharky / aggressive girls here than other termas. Usually 15-30 girls work here. Very diverse group in terms of looks, with some real stunners. Average service level are lower than other termas. Also a lot more English speaking girls are found here. Almost all the upsell incidents I encountered at RJ termas were at Centaurus. Very dark lighting so beware of disco / strip club goggles. The smoking area is well lit and quiet so good option to take a girl there to truly see how she looks. Can feel like a tourist trap if you don't do proper vetting or due diligence of the girls when chatting with them. Expect to be jumped on by the sharkier girls as you enter the main area. Some will even try to be your "tour guide" at the lockers and cockblock you as soon as you enter the club! For both of those type of girls, I usually politely decline them and take my time to find the right girl.

Pricing is 160 entrance + 160 for room + 370 girl for 40 min cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.[/QUOTE]This is AWESOME info as it was exactly what I was looking for since I would be a first timer to Brazil! So it seems these termas are just scaled down versions of FKK clubs in Germany where there is still an entrance fee but at least the costs to session with a girl inhouse is fixed for each venue, ie. , no big surprises. I'll live with the fact that there likely won't be any included buffet food or drinks like at the FKKs. For the overall costs to session there, I can't help but compare them to the monger scene we have in Toronto which is basically just incalls and outcalls. Average incall for 30 minutes in Toronto is about $180 Canadian and 60 minutes $260 Canadian.

So when I look at the Rio terma numbers, I figure that the equivalents for a single session would be as follows for each of the main termas; 4 x4 = 520 BR or $128 Cad, Solarium = 800 BR or $197 Cad, Centaurus = 690 BR or $170 Cad and Monte Carlo = 750 BR or $185 Cad. At first glance I was surprised that the Centaurus figure was lower than both Solarium and Monte Carlo then I realized that number is for a 40 minute session while the other three venues are for one hour sessions.

However, the duration of each session might not matter to me as much since I'm a one shot guy these days at my age. I know in Toronto, many guys who book an hour for sessions like to get in at least two shots. I usually do 30 minutes to get in one shot which is all I need so I'm looking at the Rio numbers as a cost per shot (if I even fire one). This would put the Rio termas at about the same rate as in Toronto if on a shot basis although on a duration basis they are still lower than in my rip off Toronto scene.

Ideally, I wouldn't want to come all the way down to Brazil from Canada just to pay about the same or even higher mongering prices as in Toronto though. It would kind of defeat the purpose of a trip unless we can debate that it's Brazilian girls we are talking about here in Rio as well as the touristy stuff. But that's why 4 x4 does seem very attractive to me.

I might do one of the big three (Solarium, Monte Carlo or Centaurus) just for the experience but ideally the rest of the time would be at 4 x4 or any other similar level termas available -- maybe termas 65 or others you gents might recommend?

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[QUOTE=BennieBen;3014772]What are the bests solo spot near copacabana? Is there any place like strip club with room to fuck the girls like in Colombia of somekind of brothel with more bad alike atmosphere?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3014772]What are the bests solo spot near copacabana? Is there any place like strip club with room to fuck the girls like in Colombia of somekind of brothel with more bad alike atmosphere?[/QUOTE]Not really my style but. MABS, Dolce Vita, and you can search "termas" in the thread to find many more options. My first trip to RJ, maybe 2009-2010, every time we went to a club or bar we pulled civilians. It was insane. Pros on the beach then civilians making out in the club before you exchange names, then off to the flat. Social media and dating apps have kind of ruined that. I missed HELP, unfortunately, but still had some amazing times. You could also try Lapa, but if you are solo and don't speak Portuguese, I would strongly recommend linking with a chick during the week and asking her if she wants to grab dinner and hit Lapa on a Friday or Saturday night. Maybe hit one of the spots I mentioned and ask the girls you're interested in where they would go if they weren't on the clock. If you are searching for on-site with a little area to drink, chat, and listen to music, SocratesNY just did a review with the most popular spots. Just check hours before you go. Good luck!

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014785]This is AWESOME info as it was exactly what I was looking for since I would be a first timer to Brazil! So it seems these termas are just scaled down versions of FKK clubs in Germany where there is still an entrance fee but at least the costs to session with a girl inhouse is fixed for each venue, ie. , no big surprises. I'll live with the fact that there likely won't be any included buffet food or drinks like at the FKKs. For the overall costs to session there, I can't help but compare them to the monger scene we have in Toronto which is basically just incalls and outcalls. Average incall for 30 minutes in Toronto is about $180 Canadian and 60 minutes $260 Canadian.

So when I look at the Rio terma numbers, I figure that the equivalents for a single session would be as follows for each of the main termas; 4 x4 = 520 BR or $128 Cad, Solarium = 800 BR or $197 Cad, Centaurus = 690 BR or $170 Cad and Monte Carlo = 750 BR or $185 Cad. At first glance I was surprised that the Centaurus figure was lower than both Solarium and Monte Carlo then I realized that number is for a 40 minute session while the other three venues are for one hour sessions.

However, the duration of each session might not matter to me as much since I'm a one shot guy these days at my age. I know in Toronto, many guys who book an hour for sessions like to get in at least two shots. I usually do 30 minutes to get in one shot which is all I need so I'm looking at the Rio numbers as a cost per shot (if I even fire one). This would put the Rio termas at about the same rate as in Toronto if on a shot basis although on a duration basis they are still lower than in my rip off Toronto scene.

Ideally, I wouldn't want to come all the way down to Brazil from Canada just to pay about the same or even higher mongering prices as in Toronto though. It would kind of defeat the purpose of a trip unless we can debate that it's Brazilian girls we are talking about here in Rio as well as the touristy stuff. But that's why 4 x4 does seem very attractive to me.

I might do one of the big three (Solarium, Monte Carlo or Centaurus) just for the experience but ideally the rest of the time would be at 4 x4 or any other similar level termas available -- maybe termas 65 or others you gents might recommend?[/QUOTE]I know you said your a one shot guy but I don't believe it. With a couple hours rest and a duo blowjob? I bet you could nail it. The math is so much better when you spread out the fixed costs. Like you are figuring a MC is 750. But that's 150+200+400. So if you take a girl sure thst first girl is 750. But what if two hours later you take TWO girls to get off that second shot. That's only 1000 for two girls! Because the entry is already paid. And they don't double charge the room. So adding that second girl is only 400R. Like less than $80 usd.

Best way to get your moneys worth. Of course this is what led to the famous night of four duos! The cheap math just had me by the balls!!!

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3014818]Like you are figuring a MC is 750. But that's 150+200+400. So if you take a girl sure thst first girl is 750. But what if two hours later you take TWO girls to get off that second shot. That's only 1000 for two girls! Because the entry is already paid. And they don't double charge the room. So adding that second girl is only 400R. Like less than $80 usd.

Best way to get your moneys worth. Of course this is what led to the famous night of four duos! The cheap math just had me by the balls!!![/QUOTE]Classic cases of letting your eyes overload your ass and spending money trying to save money. Know when to say when.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3014818]I know you said your a one shot guy but I don't believe it. With a couple hours rest and a duo blowjob? I bet you could nail it. The math is so much better when you spread out the fixed costs. Like you are figuring a MC is 750. But that's 150+200+400. So if you take a girl sure thst first girl is 750. But what if two hours later you take TWO girls to get off that second shot. That's only 1000 for two girls! Because the entry is already paid. And they don't double charge the room. So adding that second girl is only 400R. Like less than $80 usd.

Best way to get your moneys worth. Of course this is what led to the famous night of four duos! The cheap math just had me by the balls!!![/QUOTE]Sadly in my case, I can't do what I assume most of you guys can do -- I'm 64 years old and very fortunate to be able to get a single shot per 24 hours. So that's why I did my numbers the way I did.

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3003343]Clubs / boates / FL bars.

Most of the boates or bars / clubs with freelancers or GDP (garota de programa / working girl) I went to were in the Copacabana area. Usually have an admission and take out fee. You usually have to negotiate with the girl regarding service, price and time.

Dolce Vita. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/8puM9ghwDoVT6ibd7[/URL]

Night club with loud music, dark disco lighting and good energy. Mostly Hip Hop, rap, funk, with some rock and EDM. Basically music to appeal to gringo tourists. Doesn't get going until after 12:30 or 1 am. Lots of terma, online, MABS, etc. Girls come here after their shift. 50-75 girls of all shapes and sizes. I always see some baddies here. Lots of gringo tourists. Beware of miscount of drinks on your bill. For a place packed with gringos, the girls were surprisingly the least sharky, most chill and offered the best pricing of all the clubs in the area, probably because the girls are mostly freelancers.

50 entrance and 150 takeout / Saida fee. You negotiate with girl directly. Usually 4-600 for ST and 600 to 1,200 for LT. No option to fuck on site. Take them to your place or a love motel.

Casablanca. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Fi2U69iFUpdnb9RSA[/URL]

Nightclub catering to gringo tourists. Decent lighting and good talent. A bit tourist trappy. Some girls have golden pussy syndrome and asks for the moon. But if you are experienced monger, you can do fine here. Good place to just collect digits as well, as many of the girls are more chill outside of the club, where they don't need to be hawking drinks or have the other girls or club management watching their every move. Have the occasional strip shows. There is an option to fuck in house, but never tried so can't comment.

100 entrance which includes 2 drinks. 300 takeout / Saida fee.

Marrakech. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Fi2U69iFUpdnb9RSA[/URL]

Sister nightclub to Casablanca catering to gringo tourists. Decent lighting and good talent. A bit tourist trappy as well. Talent is less than Casablanca. Have some strip shows. Good place to just collect digits as well. There is an option to fuck in house, but never tried so can't comment.

100 entrance which includes 2 drinks. 300 takeout / Saida fee.
.[/QUOTE]Great info here as well! I am a bit confused though. If these venues are generally bars and clubs that have a lot of FLs, then why would there be a take out fee? I can understand if the girl works for the bar much like those in Thailand where there is a bar fine. But if the girls are FLs, how is this tied to a takeout fee? If FLs can come and go as they please, what's stopping them from meeting with you outside the club to bypass such a takeout fee? I guess what I'm saying is that I'm equating take out fee to a bar fine in Thailand and don't understand the rationale if the girls are FLs who are not really working for the bar.

Monte Carlo is 980 reals for 1 HR. Chica-500, room-300, entry-180. Termas are charging more than online. Looks like online is providing cheaper bargains. PA had girls coming over for 350 -400 reals. 2 hours with a hot online chica is equivalent to 1 hour at some terms.

Vagabundo and tavares went to 4 x 4 last night. Lyza, a cute nordestina who is about 5 foot 4 with nice big tatas did a live strip show with sexo ao vivo live sex show with eighteen gangsta pretos while the DJ Zoli played the killers and videotaped the show for her one true love, a ISGer who had a heart attack and is stuck back in Newfoundland eating Sea Lion Flipper burgers while he recuperates to rehabilitate his heart so he can once again take his virgin bride, Lyza, back to the family ranch in Barra. *Selah.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3014731]In 2089, Vagabundo, aged 120 to the day shall die here, trading hoars and options on a thinkpad with dozens of hoar nurse Negra mulatta Morena loiras and our 83,345 children and great grandchildren, all vested into a LTDA that owns billions of reais and dolars in Rio de Janeiro property, thus concluding the book of deuternonomy. Selah. / s /*Moses,*By*Dir.

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[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014833]Great info here as well! I am a bit confused though. If these venues are generally bars and clubs that have a lot of FLs, then why would there be a take out fee? I can understand if the girl works for the bar much like those in Thailand where there is a bar fine. But if the girls are FLs, how is this tied to a takeout fee? If FLs can come and go as they please, what's stopping them from meeting with you outside the club to bypass such a takeout fee? I guess what I'm saying is that I'm equating take out fee to a bar fine in Thailand and don't understand the rationale if the girls are FLs who are not really working for the bar.[/QUOTE]I only frequent Dolce Vita so for Dolce Vita the girls don't pay anything in the club, no entrance fee and I've never seen them pay for a drink. So the club has to make money by charging you these fees, after all they set up the venue and it attracts the girls and when you enter the girls are there available to you. If they charged the girls and didn't charge you the fees I would imagine they wouldn't attract as many girls as they do. If you want to dance you got to pay the band. I would imagine it's the same idea in the other clubs, these clubs only attract working girls. Now you can play games like standing on the street and picking the girls up before they go in but I like to go in have a few drinks, talk to a few girls, maybe dance a little and have some fun, I always have fun there but it does cost you. I don't go to Rio that often plus I'm at the age where spending that kind of money for a night out doesn't bother me any more, when I was younger sure I had less money and would try any angle to save money, now I just want to have fun.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3014149]A few weeks ago I fucked an escort who came to my place, told me she had never done this before and asked if she could massage only. I asked her to talk to the guy who sent her (who supplies me with escorts). She did so then entered my room and began to strip then we were off to the races. After the deed we began to chat, she told me that she was a law student. She also told me that she was not doing it for money (very curious). She also told me that I was very good in bed, much better than her boyfriend. I then told her I would be booking her every time I want to fuck and she said great. I took her whatsapp. I subsequently contacted her, no response to date. I contacted the guy who sent her, he said she no longer works. What do you call her?[/QUOTE]I would call her a smart working girl spinning a good story to turn men on. If you ever watched the movie The Mechanic with Charles Bronson he is with an escort and she reads him a letter she wrote to him while he was away. The next morning he left her the money on the dresser and told her that the letter was a nice touch, I left you extra for that, try to come up with something new next time. A lot of men like to be stimulated mentally and it sounds like this girl understood that whether she was a law student or not, that also could have been part of the story.

[QUOTE=RioBob;3014962]I only frequent Dolce Vita so for Dolce Vita the girls don't pay anything in the club, no entrance fee and I've never seen them pay for a drink. So the club has to make money by charging you these fees, after all they set up the venue and it attracts the girls and when you enter the girls are there available to you. If they charged the girls and didn't charge you the fees I would imagine they wouldn't attract as many girls as they do. If you want to dance you got to pay the band. I would imagine it's the same idea in the other clubs, these clubs only attract working girls. Now you can play games like standing on the street and picking the girls up before they go in but I like to go in have a few drinks, talk to a few girls, maybe dance a little and have some fun, I always have fun there but it does cost you. I don't go to Rio that often plus I'm at the age where spending that kind of money for a night out doesn't bother me any more, when I was younger sure I had less money and would try any angle to save money, now I just want to have fun.[/QUOTE]I guess that is the big difference between Help and DV. If the girls had to pay an entrance fee and didn't make a cut of our drink bill, they would be way more motivated to go with a client for a decent price. Instead of holding out for 6-800 R for 1 hour. A couple of nights of paying for an Uber, entrance fees and drinks and these girls would start taking 3-400 R an hour because they are already in the hole for the nights when they didn't get a client.

Also, never pay the 75 R take out fee at Dolce Vita. Just swap whatsapp numbers with the girl and text her when you get to your place and give her the address.

[QUOTE=Bravo;3014972]I guess that is the big difference between Help and DV. If the girls had to pay an entrance fee and didn't make a cut of our drink bill, they would be way more motivated to go with a client for a decent price. Instead of holding out for 6-800 R for 1 hour. A couple of nights of paying for an Uber, entrance fees and drinks and these girls would start taking 3-400 R an hour because they are already in the hole for the nights when they didn't get a client.

Also, never pay the 75 R take out fee at Dolce Vita. Just swap whatsapp numbers with the girl and text her when you get to your place and give her the address.[/QUOTE]This is so different from other destinations I've been to. Any bar or night club that has a lot of freelancers generally don't have bar fines or take out fees. Thermae Cafe in Bangkok has a one drink purchase as the entry fee for us and I don't think they charge the girls. I've never been to the night clubs in Pattaya where the girls go after their bar shifts are over so I can't comment on entry fees but certainly no reports of take out fees. Same thing with the now closed Cafe Foto in Panama where there were no fees whatsoever. Even years ago when I went to Sosua, the freelancer club there had no fees either. So the setup in Rio is quite strange and I would think not that easy to enforce easy.

Forgot to put my review form my last trip to Rio.

This time I stayed for more than one night since I was meeting up my boys for a few days before our crazy week in SP. All of us were at the JW Copacabana and it was pretty much the same as all the other times.

First evening I met up with friends at 4 x4 and it was a shit show as usual. Nothing interesting and my friends took their girls in house while I chose takeout. She didn't charge more than the takeout fee except for a uber home and we left. Dinner on the beach and back to the room. She did her job as you would expect and left the next day after breakfast and I didn't ask for another shot. Nothing special and didn't get her contact as I wouldn't repeat.

Saturday night we had a table booked at Vitrinni and since it starts late, we planned a nice omakase dinner at San Omakase (worth it), stop by Perola Negra and then on to Vitrinni around 1130 pm. Perola had a bunch of girls working and and there were less than a handful that I "might" session with. Some posters talk about a beach view, but you can't see the beach from inside and the smoking patio has a wall so I guess you have to step outside the club to get the beach view. Some also compare the quality to Scandello so that tells me that they have either never been to Scandello or are just lying to themselves. So we bailed after half an hour and went to Vitrinni.

Vitrinni is a nightclub that has a lot of working girls hanging around which is cool in a sense that there are a lot of options but you don't know exactly who is working or not. So you need to proceed with caution. We had booked a table for the evening and it came out to $120 USD per person in our group for alcohol, mixers and some food. Not a bad deal. We also had our own waiter and we could ask him to bring the girls to us. As the night wore on, we tried talking to different girls but there was really nothing interesting that caught my eye and music was loud as fuck. So I would head to the patio to take a break and see what I could find. Eventually, I think around 230 am I found a tall skinny girl who was decent and smiled at me so I decided to talk to her. She charged 1 k to stay the night and leave the next day after breakfast. My friends didn't find anything so we left around 3/330 am. FYI entering Vitrinni is a pain the ass. The fucking security guys give you a full inspection, like every nook and cranny before they let you thru, and they held onto my weed vape till I left because it isn't allowed inside. Got to the hotel after that long ass drive, BBFS and fell asleep. Woke up and got one more shot and she left and took her contact. Will I repeat? No. Would I go back to Vitrinni nope. Not worth it. Too damn far unless you are staying in Barra.

Sunday night we chose to hit up Mabs to watch the NBA finals and I wasn't going to try anything since I know the quality is usually shit at Mabs. We get a table and look around and sure enough not a single girl I would take home unless I had at least a bootle of gin inside me. So we figure we will watch the game and call it an early night. Around halftime, I see these two girls walking up to Mabs and they are both GND and pretty cute. One is a short redhead and the other is a light skinned black girl. I figure they are just regular girls and will walk past. They walk past but stop at one corner of Mabs and they are debating something with each other. As they are talking they get approached by a guy at another table and I figured that he would take them but nope. Nothing happens. So I look over to the red head who is cute and smile and she smiles back and I wave her over but she doesn't come. I know from past posters that if you like something at Mabs, get on it quick or it gets snapped up. So I walk over and ask them to join us and they say yes. They sit down and one of my friends says he will take the redhead and I was like 👍127997; . I will take the other depending on price. Price settled was for R500 to stay till she was done and her friend were done. Back at the hotel, she did a pretty decent job but she said this isn't something her and her firms do on the regular and it was BBFS without discussing it. I did show her my tests and vasectomy when we finished to put her at ease though. Her friend who went with my friend took longer than she thought because of some issue they were having so I let her go so I could get a good nights sleep to rest up for SP in two days. Just for the price alone, I would repeat so I took her contact.

Last day and we chilled on the beach. While walking back from lunch, I ran into a girl I had been with from 4 x4 and she wanted to set up a meeting. So I said ok since the girl above wasn't answering her messages to meet later. I wanted something during the day so I could sleep early at night as I knew we would have a long day ahead the next day. She comes over and within 15 minutes, I remembered why I had a terrible time with her the last time. Tossed her and made a permanent mental note of never again.

Overall, I know this sounds like a good time in Rio but none of the girls were my type. I did it to get the poison out before my time in SP and won't probably be spending this much time in Rio again.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014833]Great info here as well! I am a bit confused though. If these venues are generally bars and clubs that have a lot of FLs, then why would there be a take out fee? I can understand if the girl works for the bar much like those in Thailand where there is a bar fine. But if the girls are FLs, how is this tied to a takeout fee? If FLs can come and go as they please, what's stopping them from meeting with you outside the club to bypass such a takeout fee? I guess what I'm saying is that I'm equating take out fee to a bar fine in Thailand and don't understand the rationale if the girls are FLs who are not really working for the bar.[/QUOTE]They aren't completely FLs. My understanding is that they need to stay until a certain time at Casablanca. Like 3 or 4 am, otherwise they pay a fine the next time they come. Something like that. I have had girls come over after their shifts before, but it sucks being so late. I have also used the exit fee to negotiate the girls down another 200-300 r before with success. Last of all, you can do onsite. I've done 1 x, but it's basically a small room with a padded ledge and the bathroom is outside of the room, next to where the girls change. Not exactly romantic LOL.

Last thing, for the love of god, do not fall for their champagne girl drink minimum BS. First of all, the champagne is horrible and will give you the worst hangover ever (believe me). Second, with some persuasion they will let you buy the girls other more reasonable drinks. If you absolutely must buy them champagne I implore you to not drink it yourself!

Love Anaggies detailed reports as always. This one speaks volumes about Rio vs SP. In SP he pulled off the Skittles challenge. A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all at the same time. And in Rio he could barely find a girl he liked! Nuff said. Night and day.

Actually when I think about it, the most accurate statement would be to say that Copa + Centro = the majority of the action. And yeah, I agree that Solarium can get really crowded, but if you're a noob and haven't been you got to see! And a good fuck can make up for Solarium's faults (including distance) if you ask me. Monger on!

Bandwidth, Internet Speed Test, Poor People Problems, Upper Class Problems.

From a internet speed test at centro trading bitcoin, a gamer laptop of thinkpad T14 quality or better is required for trading, not a thinkpad x1 carbon, which does not allow for option chains optiontrader and risk navigator on ibkr trader work station TWS, which I found today when I went to my favorite prive with wingman taveres in tow. He is a great wingman as he speaks portoguese, but he needs to get a phone which has internet, and I gave him a sim chip which he has trouble getting internet on because hotel novotel where he is staying has a firewall. I have a internet modem here independent, and I will miss it when I move to posto 2 apartment which has some firewall internet. I will be moving on 31 August.

Great session today in my favorite prive, distracted by the internet issues. 55 minutes of fucking out of 60 for 230/55 or 4 ish cost per fuck per minute CPFPM. We actually sang felipe ret out loud. So there's your pro tip again. Play Felipe Ret album completo.

Anne amari comes over and I need to pay for uber and I fucking hate this as I need to DOWN to the fucking street, and go through some camera security system, which doesn't work unless I take off my cap as I am growing my fidel castro beard.

And that is a poor people problem I don't want any more. As cat pays for her own uber.

My hedge fund mentor uses a Thinkpad t14's, so I am picking a Thinkpad T14 amazon refurbished, so that is vagabundo's great packing tip of the day.

Bitcoin trading packing list.

Thinkpad t14 amazon renewed for 330 USD on amazon, 3. 4 pounds, 14 pounds, should fit into a camelback. At 330 USD, it is truly just a street laptop, some one with a gun asks for it, it is fuck you money, or more correctly, something you could lose, a burner laptop if there is such a thing.

The Thinkpad Extreme works well enough but it is 15.6 inches and doesn't fit in a camelback.

Selah.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3014786]Thanks to isgers qninja and yb5011 for courier ing in laptops and other gear in the August. Sept timeframe.

You are great SWISS NAVY Admirals, and hereby promoted the Fleet Admirals, SWISS NAVY![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3015021]Love Anaggies detailed reports as always. This one speaks volumes about Rio vs SP. In SP he pulled off the Skittles challenge. A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all at the same time. And in Rio he could barely find a girl he liked! Nuff said. Night and day.[/QUOTE]Been in Rio for a few weeks now. Compared to other Latin American cities, the service you get from the quality of woman and the price you pay for it is still slightly above any other Latin American city I have been to. I have not been to Sao Paulo, so take that into account. If you don't speak portuguese though, I would still pick some other Latin American cities over Rio, if your semi fluent in spanish that is, I think most American mongers are to some degree. Rio girls give really really really good service. 9 out of 10 sessions will be extreme GFE. I suspect there are more girls than customers this time of year. It's just slightly too cold to enjoy the beach. Surprisingly, many of the boates and termas in Copacabana have very little customers. You walk into these places and its usually something like 12 to 15 girls and maybe 5 or 6 customers. Those are good odds, just kinda weird, I thought Rio would be more lively in these areas. I don't really care all too much though. It's just kinda awkward if your going solo and you want to enjoy a drink while you scope the scene and your the only dude in their and theres 10 pros just staring you down trying to get at your wallet. I also don't really like the dress down wear a towel in the terma thing. Your in a towel in a room with a bunch of other dudes in towels and with a bunch sexual tension in the air, its just kinda not my cup of tea. Again, I don't really give a fuck, and I get it, a lot of married guys don't want to go back to their wives smelling like a brothel. I would just prefer not to have to enjoy the terma that way. Once you get a girl you like back to the room, its well worth it I must say. Also a little more pricey than I thought. Monte Carlo was like 200 $ USD the other day, that's a lot by monger standards. Any girls number you get are quick to come to your airbnb during the day for 350 $ to 500 $ Brazil monopoly money.

Not enough boates in Rio too, I still got to check out 4 x4 and Perola Negra and Vitrinni. I guess there are enough boates, there just really spread out I guess. One thing I really hate about Rio, besides the Portuguese, is the gym scene. I am a gym rat and I love working out in new gyms, but Rio has the most over crowded cluster fuck gym scene I have ever scene. Its criminally over crowded. Most of the gym customers are beautiful big assed young girls too. No matter which was you look, a fat ass is in your face, which is actually kinda annoying while your trying to focus on your work out. That is if you can get a machine or a place to exercise. I know it sounds like I am complaining a lot, but I am just sharing some of the things I didn't like about Rio and it being a world famous beach destination, you would think they would have a better gym for people to work out at. Also food update, food is not bad if you know where to go. Just stick to steak, rice, pasta, and vegetables and you can't really go wrong. Surprised its not a little cheaper though.

All that being said, I am 100% satisfied with the girls I have been fucking and the service I am getting from them, and I very happy to get Rio on my bucket list and I would absolutely return and I do prefer it to Pattaya, although I can see how many guys would take Pattaya over Rio all day.

Some quick questions if anyone wants to answer. I saw there was a review on Vitrinni. A lot of girls have been suggesting Vitrinni to me when I ask where the hot spot is in Rio. Is it doable solo? I heard it can be expensive or not worth it if you aren't getting a table. After reading the last review, it doesn't seem like a cost effective solo mission. Also, is 4 x4 a boate or terma? Meaning later at night, do you still got to rock the roman toga towel or can you drink and chill in your clothes like a normal club scene?

Gearing up for a stay in Sao Paulo for a few weeks. I will compare the two after I spend a few days in SP.

Great review Anaggie and I am not saying this merely because I agree with almost everything you said. KKK. I like RJ, but it can't hold a candle to SP especially at the top end. Roughly I rate RJ at around the same level as Patong, Phuket only Phuket has much nicer beaches. Meanwhile I rate SP right up there at the top of punting destinations along with BKK, Pat, and CGK.

Great report out RamD and you are spot on that best GFE worldwide is Brazil. I think they teach kissing and BJ in middle school there. 😝 Also agree that despite the small venue a place like Monte Carlo will deliver quality nearly every time. And while you can see I'm a So Paulo fan as best in the world, I would recommend Rio to anyone as a great place for girl enthusiasts.

My comment of course was going to be that if you like Rio your going to love So Paulo but I see you are planning to go. You will indeed love it. Esp since the termas robe scene wasn't your thing. Your jaw is going to drop when you go to Scandallo. You did these in the right order.

As far as street clothes yes you can absolutely do that at 4 x4. Have fun! Looking forward to your reports.

[QUOTE=RioBob;3014965]I would call her a smart working girl spinning a good story to turn men on. If you ever watched the movie The Mechanic with Charles Bronson he is with an escort and she reads him a letter she wrote to him while he was away. The next morning he left her the money on the dresser and told her that the letter was a nice touch, I left you extra for that, try to come up with something new next time. A lot of men like to be stimulated mentally and it sounds like this girl understood that whether she was a law student or not, that also could have been part of the story.[/QUOTE]I have been with several hundreds of working girls, probably thousands and I would say that this was the first one I paid who was not a working girl. She was as novice as can be even compared to non pros I've been with, she has not worked since and has not responded to my messages even though I've promised her more than twice the amount I had paid. Strangely though she has not blocked me.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3015139]Great report out RamD and you are spot on that best GFE worldwide is Brazil. I think they teach kissing and BJ in middle school there. 😝 Also agree that despite the small venue a place like Monte Carlo will deliver quality nearly every time. And while you can see I'm a So Paulo fan as best in the world, I would recommend Rio to anyone as a great place for girl enthusiasts.

My comment of course was going to be that if you like Rio your going to love So Paulo but I see you are planning to go. You will indeed love it. Esp since the termas robe scene wasn't your thing. Your jaw is going to drop when you go to Scandallo. You did these in the right order.

As far as street clothes yes you can absolutely do that at 4 x4. Have fun! Looking forward to your reports.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reply.

I am going to love everything except the price. I didn't budget to stay for a long stay in Sao Paulo, but after being in Rio and loving the woman, I decided SP is worth the risk to reward. Sucks, I just can't enjoy sex as much when I am paying those prices. My plan is only do 2 or 3 nights at Scandallo and try to hit the cheaper places up like bomboa, Cesaro, and Bahama the other nights, and hopefully get some numbers and have cheaper sessions at my Airbnb. Speaking of Airbnb, I got an amazing Airbnb at a great price which is what sealed my fate to stay in SP so long.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3015032]Been in Rio for a few weeks now..[/QUOTE]Have you tried that Caribbean Zul terma in Botafogo? The local reports seem good there and you can wear your own clothes with robes being optional. Please let us know if you try it.

Where can I get some boning pills like viagra, cialise, kamagra, apcalis in copacabana? Is it allowed to buy them in a pharm, acy wihout prescripion?

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3015129]Great review Anaggie and I am not saying this merely because I agree with almost everything you said. KKK. I like RJ, but it can't hold a candle to SP especially at the top end. Roughly I rate RJ at around the same level as Patong, Phuket only Phuket has much nicer beaches. Meanwhile I rate SP right up there at the top of punting destinations along with BKK, Pat, and CGK.[/QUOTE]I wonder why this is the observation regarding SP being a superior location to Rio. Both are big cities with big populations that probably draw more women from other part of Brazil. I would have thought that there would be more than enough attractive and similar women in either location unless there is an obvious geographical difference much like where Cartegena would have a bit more darker ladies than in Medellin.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015206]Where can I get some boning pills like viagra, cialise, kamagra, apcalis in copacabana? Is it allowed to buy them in a pharm, acy wihout prescripion?[/QUOTE]At any pharmacy without a prescription.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3015032]Been in Rio for a few weeks now..........Surprisingly, many of the boates and termas in Copacabana have very little customers. You walk into these places and its usually something like 12 to 15 girls and maybe 5 or 6 customers. Those are good odds, just kinda weird, I thought Rio would be more lively in these areas. I don't really care all too much though. It's just kinda awkward if your going solo and you want to enjoy a drink while you scope the scene and your the only dude in their and theres 10 pros just staring you down trying to get at your wallet.
.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, that's pretty normal, especially at Monte Carlo. The girls even call their presentation 'the wall. ' You'll hear them say it in Porto sometimes. Really awkward the first handful of times. I usually go straight to the bar and stand or grab a stool vs sitting down.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3015032]
..... One thing I really hate about Rio, besides the Portuguese, is the gym scene. I am a gym rat and I love working out in new gyms, but Rio has the most over crowded cluster fuck gym scene I have ever scene. Its criminally over crowded. Most of the gym customers are beautiful big assed young girls too......
.[/QUOTE]I am as well and it kind of sucks. I either end up getting a hotel with a nice gym (JW Marriott, The Sheraton, etc.) or I just do a lot more cardio and body weight exercises on the beach. It's a nice way to really feel like a local Carioca.

Also, I too am wondering about Vittrini solo. I plan to stay in Barra my next trip, but I hate the super late nights and loud music though, so may just need to pass on it.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3015236]I wonder why this is the observation regarding SP being a superior location to Rio. Both are big cities with big populations that probably draw more women from other part of Brazil. I would have thought that there would be more than enough attractive and similar women in either location unless there is an obvious geographical difference much like where Cartegena would have a bit more darker ladies than in Medellin.[/QUOTE]Hell if I know why. I am just an observer / punter in these two cities. I had no preconceived preferences before I arrived in Brazil. That is why I checked out both towns for 2 weeks each during my first two visits to Brazil until it hit me that Sao Paulo had more of what I wanted and liked. Others are free to come to a different conclusion.

But it would be interesting to talk to somebody who knows the business like an upper-level executive in the Scandallo management company which also runs Connections, and Bokarra in Floripa on why there is no comparable Scandallo type boate in RJ. Is it financial, economic or political or a combination of all three? I mean RJ had a great place called Help. Some BM's are still talking about that place years after it shut its doors. Why did it close? And why haven't some local entrepreneurs tried to open up a new Help type bordello? I do not know.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAk7BkGl2Jw[/URL]

Play that when fucking.

OK, Anne Amari comes over and does 2 pernoites 600 r. She has a knife wound from a knife attack in her leg. I just fucked her to Ana foxxx getting fucked by ramon namor. I just ordered two big macs and she will go down to get them. McDonalds heals all wounds. It may kill me but it is a cheat day, as is every day in Rio de Janeiro.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3015344][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAk7BkGl2Jw[/URL]

Play that when fucking.

OK, Anne Amari comes over and does 2 pernoites 600 r. She has a knife wound from a knife attack in her leg. I just fucked her to Ana foxxx getting fucked by ramon namor. I just ordered two big macs and she will go down to get them. McDonalds heals all wounds. It may kill me but it is a cheat day, as is every day in Rio de Janeiro.[/QUOTE]My condo building in Rio had an ifood box. Damn awesome for motoboy to deliver hot food directly to the box. I use the ifood clube coupon for descounts. Nice to get our food anytime its convenient, sometimes those motoboys show up early.

Yes goodbidea to let the entire revel play to know I am getting the full hour, not short changed by the time in the prive.

I enjoy ordering japanese ifood to rio branco spas, to keep my threesome and foursome going for 4 or 5 hours. Book duplo session on wassap at 13 HR and stay until 16 HR or 17 HR, ordering ifood whiskey,'maralo, food, cerveja, gargunta profunda spray cherry e marango for the tired ass garotas, kkkkk. Change out one garotas each hour. Start morena & morena, morena & loria branca, loria branca & loria joven, loria & ruvio, end with negra & morena.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3015246]I mean RJ had a great place called Help. Some BM's are still talking about that place years after it shut its doors. Why did it close? And why haven't some local entrepreneurs tried to open up a new Help type bordello? I do not know.[/QUOTE]Because people that live in the area did not want that kind of shit around. Imagine a big ass hooker venue with hundred of hookers and tricks hanging around outside being 2 doors down from you in your neighborhood. How many of your neighbors would go for that?

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3015246]Hell if I know why. I am just an observer / punter in these two cities. I had no preconceived preferences before I arrived in Brazil. That is why I checked out both towns for 2 weeks each during my first two visits to Brazil until it hit me that Sao Paulo had more of what I wanted and liked. Others are free to come to a different conclusion.

But it would be interesting to talk to somebody who knows the business like an upper-level executive in the Scandallo management company which also runs Connections, and Bokarra in Floripa on why there is no comparable Scandallo type boate in RJ. Is it financial, economic or political or a combination of all three? I mean RJ had a great place called Help. Some BM's are still talking about that place years after it shut its doors. Why did it close? And why haven't some local entrepreneurs tried to open up a new Help type bordello? I do not know.[/QUOTE]Even in the heyday of Help, So Paulo always had better-looking women. But the whole vibe with Help and Terraco Atlantico was incredible. Best-ever venue for our hobby.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3015236]I wonder why this is the observation regarding SP being a superior location to Rio. Both are big cities with big populations that probably draw more women from other part of Brazil. I would have thought that there would be more than enough attractive and similar women in either location unless there is an obvious geographical difference much like where Cartegena would have a bit more darker ladies than in Medellin.[/QUOTE]I would think So Paulo is superior mongering destination than Rio because the mongers who go to Sao Paulo mainly go there for business and money is not a problem. Rio attracts mostly vacation types and sex tourism many of them are broke ass and trying to squeeze the girls for every Real they can, this is not the type of audience for a high end type place like Scandalo. Just look at the reports in both threads, the Rio thread is always complaining about how much freelancers are asking and holding out for or how to find the cheapest dirty sheet place in centro or villaMimosa. The best thing about Rio is it has a mediocre beach but at least you have something to do during the day plus you can always find a decent looking girl with a good attitude and decent price. The best thing Rio ever had was Help when the dollar was strong because girls came from all over Brazil to go there to make a lot of money but when the Real strengthened and the dollar weakened girls were not willing to come anymore for half or less the money. In Helps final years business was off big time and they no longer had the money to pay off the politicians plus the World Cup was coming as well as the Olympics and the lease was coming up so it was a good excuse to close it for the good of society it was a major eye sore to some but to some it was heaven on earth.

[QUOTE=Combo;3015378]Even in the heyday of Help, So Paulo always had better-looking women. But the whole vibe with Help and Terraco Atlantico was incredible. Best-ever venue for our hobby.[/QUOTE]But Sao Paulo didn't always have better looking women than what could be found in the top termas of Rio. At least not since I've been going. The first time I went to Rio, I nearly lost my mind with all those hot brancas offering up top-notch, three hole, PSE sex in the termas! It was like that for a long time, but make the comparison now and even in the termas (not just the loss of Help) Rio has really fallen off. Lots of fatties and uglies working in too many poorly attended, low energy clubs. That's how it was in February / March of this year. According to at least one recent report, sadly that remains the status quo. In my view, Sao Paulo reigns supreme today as the superior destination for mongering in Brazil because the Rio termas have declined so much in terms of talent. And not just because of Scandallo either, but because of the entire scene in Sampa, both during the day and night. It's very large and very diverse with something for everyone!

[QUOTE=RioBob;3015409]I would think So Paulo is superior mongering destination than Rio because the mongers who go to Sao Paulo mainly go there for business and money is not a problem. Rio attracts mostly vacation types and sex tourism many of them are broke ass and trying to squeeze the girls for every Real they can, this is not the type of audience for a high end type place like Scandalo. Just look at the reports in both threads, the Rio thread is always complaining about how much freelancers are asking and holding out for or how to find the cheapest dirty sheet place in centro or villaMimosa. The best thing about Rio is it has a mediocre beach but at least you have something to do during the day plus you can always find a decent looking girl with a good attitude and decent price. The best thing Rio ever had was Help when the dollar was strong because girls came from all over Brazil to go there to make a lot of money but when the Real strengthened and the dollar weakened girls were not willing to come anymore for half or less the money. In Helps final years business was off big time and they no longer had the money to pay off the politicians plus the World Cup was coming as well as the Olympics and the lease was coming up so it was a good excuse to close it for the good of society it was a major eye sore to some but to some it was heaven on earth.[/QUOTE]I'm not so sure that the difference is about how much money someone has in their pockets, meaning that people with money go to Sao Paulo and those who are broke go to Rio. It's not about that. It might kind of seem like that at first glance. But remember, the people posting here make up only a very tiny percentage of mongerdom as a whole, and I would hesitate to say that they could be said to be representative of the majority of men who go to one city or the other. In fact, I know plenty of people with money takeoff to be "weekend milllionares" during a highly-desired Rio beach vacation. And Sao Paulo has its own dirty, stinky, filthy joints too that are being patronized every day. Just because we don't read about that here doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And second, you're putting way too much emphasis one one place, Scandallo. The mongering scene in Sampa is so, so much bigger than that with affordable clinicas dominating in terms of numbers (over high end boates) and located all over the landscape for the cheap Charlies to indulge in if they want to (and they do).

No, I don't think it's qualities about the tricks (money or whatever) that somehow make one city better than another for mongering. And you probably weren't suggesting that, but to me what you wrote kind of read that way. I think it comes down to qualities about the tutes and the availability / ease of accessing them that makes the difference. It's the attributes of the tutes and not the tricks that are most important. Sampa is better right now because it has far more attractive girls working in far more business at price levels for everybody's budget, rich monger [B]and[/B] poor monger. This is why Sampa is winning. The scene in Rio has shrunk with the closure of Help and the loss of some good termas. The online escort scene is probably bigger than ever though, but I don't know as I don't partake of that much. But boots on the ground it was pretty evident that a lot of the thrill is gone in Rio. No Help or full Help replacement. Fewer termas with most of those still operating featuring low end talent (fat and / or ugly) with few patrons in attendance (probably because the lineup is paltry and fat or ugly).

This is why Sampa is winning and Rio is losing. It's not necessarily about what kind of monger (rich or poor) goes to which city. It's about what each city and its tutes are offering at any point in time. Sampa's offerings are superior right now and [B]everybody[/B] is fucking in Sampa. Rich man, poor man alike! You might not think it from reading this site. But again, we make up only a tiny portion of "the hobby" or "mongerdom" as I like to call it. In terms of who can afford to fuck tutes in Sampa, all we really have to do is just survey the scene, and what we find is multiple thriving market segments to fit every man's budget, from a high-end Scandallo to a dirty dump in a bad neighborhood somewhere (again we don't read about those here, but they are there). When I visit Rio the next time, if I find the same scene, then I'm probably going to give it a rest for a while in terms of future trips.

[QUOTE=RioBob;3015409]I would think So Paulo is superior mongering destination than Rio because the mongers who go to Sao Paulo mainly go there for business and money is not a problem. Rio attracts mostly vacation types and sex tourism many of them are broke ass and trying to squeeze the girls for every Real they can, this is not the type of audience for a high end type place like Scandalo. Just look at the reports in both threads, the Rio thread is always complaining about how much freelancers are asking and holding out for or how to find the cheapest dirty sheet place in centro or villaMimosa. The best thing about Rio is it has a mediocre beach but at least you have something to do during the day plus you can always find a decent looking girl with a good attitude and decent price. The best thing Rio ever had was Help when the dollar was strong because girls came from all over Brazil to go there to make a lot of money but when the Real strengthened and the dollar weakened girls were not willing to come anymore for half or less the money. In Helps final years business was off big time and they no longer had the money to pay off the politicians plus the World Cup was coming as well as the Olympics and the lease was coming up so it was a good excuse to close it for the good of society it was a major eye sore to some but to some it was heaven on earth.[/QUOTE]This makes perfect sense now. Even as I research for my first trip to Brazil, I see myself still making Rio as my primary destination not just for the mongering but also for the famous tourist sites there. So far from videos I've seen of both Rio and Sao Paulo, it seems that from a tourist point of view, Rio has more and that Sao Paulo is just another mega city despite the reports of a better mongering destination.

Now that is living!

[QUOTE=Tochka;3015359]My condo building in Rio had an ifood box. Damn awesome for motoboy to deliver hot food directly to the box. I use the ifood clube coupon for descounts. Nice to get our food anytime its convenient, sometimes those motoboys show up early.

Yes goodbidea to let the entire revel play to know I am getting the full hour, not short changed by the time in the prive.

I enjoy ordering japanese ifood to rio branco spas, to keep my threesome and foursome going for 4 or 5 hours. Book duplo session on wassap at 13 HR and stay until 16 HR or 17 HR, ordering ifood whiskey,'maralo, food, cerveja, gargunta profunda spray cherry e marango for the tired ass garotas, kkkkk. Change out one garotas each hour. Start morena & morena, morena & loria branca, loria branca & loria joven, loria & ruvio, end with negra & morena.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3015361]Because people that live in the area did not want that kind of shit around. Imagine a big ass hooker venue with hundred of hookers and tricks hanging around outside being 2 doors down from you in your neighborhood. How many of your neighbors would go for that?[/QUOTE]There were rumors after Help closed that the politicians received shares from the Rio Othon Palace hotel. At the time if a tourist looked at reviews of the Rio Othon Palace hotel the major complaint was the Disco next door was going all night and the streets were filled with undesirables and making noise all night, this had a major negative impact on their business.

[QUOTE=RioBob;3015525]There were rumors after Help closed that the politicians received shares from the Rio Othon Palace hotel. At the time if a tourist looked at reviews of the Rio Othon Palace hotel the major complaint was the Disco next door was going all night and the streets were filled with undesirables and making noise all night, this had a major negative impact on their business.[/QUOTE]Remember when Help closed, the action moved to primarily Balcony. The neighbors there had the same complaints, causing that place to be closed down as well. Mabs is not as "active" as those places were or it would suffer the same fate I presume.

What is the best media to find freelance for ST at my hotel. I found some on twitter and there is a lots of website but which app or website have the highest amount of freelance. No need to be pro so young student who are doing this part time are welcome. I like buying a month on apps like tinder, thai friendly or latincupid a week or 2 before a trip but I have no idea which one is the most popular in rio janeiro.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3015501]This makes perfect sense now. Even as I research for my first trip to Brazil, I see myself still making Rio as my primary destination not just for the mongering but also for the famous tourist sites there. So far from videos I've seen of both Rio and Sao Paulo, it seems that from a tourist point of view, Rio has more and that Sao Paulo is just another mega city despite the reports of a better mongering destination.[/QUOTE]Without a doubt! Rio is such a spectacularly beautiful city that it's a shame not to spend a few days there.

Rio may be beautiful with world famous tourist sites, but when I was there, I was surprised by the sheer number of homeless people around.

A by-product of this is that the streets smell of shit and piss in a lot of places. Not a pleasant thing.

Vagabundo did a Saturday session in the prive with cat in centro yesterday, Saturday. Cost per fuck per minute was 240/40 or 6 ish. The little usb powered vibe works for a back rub. I took a page out of jimmy boy's technique and gave her a backrub. Karma is a thing.

Then tavares and I had a meal on the prixe fixe menu over at cais do oriente, which tavares has taken a liking to. We get the best seat in the house a round table near the power with 8 chairs, just the two of us discussing marquez and the economist. Men, if you are not reading the economist, then unfuck yourselves. What other magazines do you know with a full feature on prostitutiion, our common hobby, or vocation as it were.

We went then to a sex party out in madureira at hotel caricia. It was a bust. Lots of unfuckable older normal couples, and no hot women. And of course, it was remote and appeared dangerous so we lef left. So it goes.

It would have been better just to go to perola negra.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015556]What is the best media to find freelance for ST at my hotel. I found some on twitter and there is a lots of website but which app or website have the highest amount of freelance. No need to be pro so young student who are doing this part time are welcome. I like buying a month on apps like tinder, thai friendly or latincupid a week or 2 before a trip but I have no idea which one is the most popular in rio janeiro.[/QUOTE]A site of freelancers [URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com/[/URL].

[QUOTE=RioBob;3015778]A site of freelancers [URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thanks but I am looking for the most common dating apps like tinder or dominican cupid. Which one is the most populaire in RJ?

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015556]What is the best media to find freelance for ST at my hotel. I found some on twitter and there is a lots of website but which app or website have the highest amount of freelance. No need to be pro [b]so young student who are doing this part time are welcome[/b]. [/QUOTE]This was just discussed last week here. The problem is that you are assuming this is a thing in Rio. It is like going to the Amazon and someone points out the jaguars to you, but you insist they show you where the polar bears are. I studied in Rio. The students there do not have to hore themselves out to get through school.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3015789]This was just discussed last week here. The problem is that you are assuming this is a thing in Rio. It is like going to the Amazon and someone points out the jaguars to you, but you insist they show you where the polar bears are. I studied in Rio. The students there do not have to hore themselves out to get through school.[/QUOTE]Yeah but freelance are using social media every where on earth, there is always 1 more popular then another one. I doubt it would be different in rio. Prostitution is legal also, so there is no problem to use social media to find FL and sugar baby.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015935]Yeah but freelance are using social media every where on earth, there is always 1 more popular then another one. I doubt it would be different in rio. Prostitution is legal also, so there is no problem to use social media to find FL and sugar baby.[/QUOTE]Hey Dude, you came to this website seeking info and advice. Several knowledgeable BM's took the time to give you solid advice. Now, if you don't want to take their advice, that's fine, have a good trip, although maybe you should reconsider your itinerary and go somewhere that fits your punting style better. England or Spain possibly. I mean why waste the time and money flying to Brazil if you are unwilling to partake in its bountiful feast? KKK!

Just keep in mind that RJ is all about VM & Mosaico (the bottom), prive's (the low end), termas, and late-night pickup bars. SP is all about clinicas, boates and favorite repeat girls. But if you insist on doing it your way, check this web site out: [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/sao-paulo.[/URL] or this better one: [URL]http://www.barravipsrio.com/[/URL]

Good luck.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3015950]Hey Dude, you came to this website seeking info and advice. Several knowledgeable BM's took the time to give you solid advice. Now, if you don't want to take their advice, that's fine, have a good trip, although maybe you should reconsider your itinerary and go somewhere that fits your punting style better. England or Spain possibly. I mean why waste the time and money flying to Brazil if you are unwilling to partake in its bountiful feast? KKK!

Just keep in mind that RJ is all about VM & Mosaico (the bottom), prive's (the low end), termas, and late-night pickup bars. SP is all about clinicas, boates and favorite repeat girls. But if you insist on doing it your way, check this web site out: [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/sao-paulo.[/URL] or this better one: [URL]http://www.barravipsrio.com/[/URL]

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Its better to admit that you have no idea or to skip and write nothing instead of claiming that there is no dating app more popular then another in rio. Rio isn't so diffrent then the rest of the world. All place on earth have an app more popular then another one.

Hey Bennie, I am saying this: RJ and SP dating apps are an inferior way to find girls and they wind up being a waste of time. Ranking them makes no sense. It does not matter which is the most palatable or popular as you say. KKK. But you can believe what you want to believe. When you get some a real experience using them in RJ or SP, post a field report.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015935]Yeah but freelance are using social media every where on earth, there is always 1 more popular then another one. I doubt it would be different in rio. Prostitution is legal also, so there is no problem to use social media to find FL and sugar baby.[/QUOTE]When you were given the website for freelancers you wanted a dating app. Then you specified young students. Good luck with whatever you decide.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015991]Its better to admit that you have no idea or to skip and write nothing instead of claiming that there is no dating app more popular then another in rio. Rio isn't so diffrent then the rest of the world. All place on earth have an app more popular then another one.[/QUOTE]The most popular apps are WhatsApp and Instagram. Good luck!

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015935]Yeah but freelance are using social media every where on earth, there is always 1 more popular then another one. I doubt it would be different in rio. Prostitution is legal also, so there is no problem to use social media to find FL and sugar baby.[/QUOTE],a couple of years ago I was staying at a hotel and I met a couple of young good looking guys there. One guy was using Tinder and he was having a lot of luck with it getting laid for free. I saw some of the girls they were very nice and not all Brazilians either.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3015530]Remember when Help closed, the action moved to primarily Balcony. The neighbors there had the same complaints, causing that place to be closed down as well. Mabs is not as "active" as those places were or it would suffer the same fate I presume.[/QUOTE]That was such a sad day when it closed. Even worse was all these ideas that suddnetly whatever they built after was going to transfrom Rio into a Utopia free of crime.

I really have hope that maybe a new oasis will be created. THese guys have NO IDEA how big that place was. The ego stroke walking into a night club and all the girls wanting you (yes I know were paying).

I'll never forget going with my friends there the first time, the very first proposition I got was 2 girls "You want to fuckie her or fuckie me or fuckie both?" like WHAT! In hindsight I wish I would have taken their offer but I just went with the next girl which was awesome. I think I went every day that week it was unfucking real.

[QUOTE=BlueChange;3016097]That was such a sad day when it closed. Even worse was all these ideas that suddnetly whatever they built after was going to transfrom Rio into a Utopia free of crime.

I really have hope that maybe a new oasis will be created. THese guys have NO IDEA how big that place was. The ego stroke walking into a night club and all the girls wanting you (yes I know were paying).

I'll never forget going with my friends there the first time, the very first proposition I got was 2 girls "You want to fuckie her or fuckie me or fuckie both?" like WHAT! In hindsight I wish I would have taken their offer but I just went with the next girl which was awesome. I think I went every day that week it was unfucking real.[/QUOTE]By the time I started going to Brazil Help had already been in a steady decline. So, I was never impressed with the talent there. But man it was a scene! After having some great sessions in the termas, I liked to go and sit outside and eat and drink and watch the "show".

[QUOTE=RioBob;3016041],a couple of years ago I was staying at a hotel and I met a couple of young good looking guys there. One guy was using Tinder and he was having a lot of luck with it getting laid for free. I saw some of the girls they were very nice and not all Brazilians either.[/QUOTE]Tinder seem to be the safe value almost every where, but I like asking because some place have other favorite. In DR and Colombia its dominicain cupid and colombian cupid, in thailand its thaifriendly, especially in Pattaya, you lietraly just ask their Line ID then ask them how much they want for a ST. Its very usefull because usually they ask a lot less them agencies and the security and services things between FL and agency is pure bullshit tbh. App also bring some good things because their is way much girls and there is new one every day. Last trip in thailand I was back to my hotel after a big day and evening then at like 4 am I had this lust of fucking. I look at the dating apps to see who was online near me and 15 minutes later theire was a cute fresh 18 yo girl bouncing on my dick. Anyway, I like having the best information about all the differents to find a pussy.

Vagabundo is sitting in his favorite prive in centro. One girl has said she will bareback, but she has a little horse ass, another has a nice pony ass and she just ordered sushi, and vagabundo wants to rail her raw and get her sushi recommendation but a while ago she turned down vagabundo's BBFS advances. Maybe she can be persuaded with salmon and fresh blood tests. And money.

[QUOTE=Tochka;3015359]My condo building in Rio had an ifood box. Damn awesome for motoboy to deliver hot food directly to the box. I use the ifood clube coupon for descounts. Nice to get our food anytime its convenient, sometimes those motoboys show up early.

Yes goodbidea to let the entire revel play to know I am getting the full hour, not short changed by the time in the prive.

I enjoy ordering japanese ifood to rio branco spas, to keep my threesome and foursome going for 4 or 5 hours. Book duplo session on wassap at 13 HR and stay until 16 HR or 17 HR, ordering ifood whiskey,'maralo, food, cerveja, gargunta profunda spray cherry e marango for the tired ass garotas, kkkkk. Change out one garotas each hour. Start morena & morena, morena & loria branca, loria branca & loria joven, loria & ruvio, end with negra & morena.[/QUOTE]

Vagabundo did kamila werneck raw, BBFS, cpfpm of 230/30 for 8 ish, but that was vagabundo's fault on two points 1) he did not wash his balls with soap between sessions of penetration so she didn't want to suck. So lesson, don't do navy showers, ie, the 1 minute shower those of us real men, ie veterans learned in our nation's military 2) he lost track of time, thinking start time was 14 h40 instead of 14 h20, but no big deal, got a massage to fill out the hour.

NRMLS failed to link up at the centro prive due to time space, so vagabundo needs to train his unit with better warning orders so the team can go out together.

Tavares is out of Rio, but plans to return.

The Thinkpa x1 carbon, used amaon renewed does get the job done.

Genius idea about the ifood sushi, senor tochka, will soon be implementing.

Semper fi, NRMLS, you know we are the men's department of the world's military. We need to get together to talk biz, and you need to be in rio on 10 Nov +/- 30 days for the best party on earth!

Let the world burn down and go to war. Rio pussy will cause world peace to reign.

The section of the Bubba Boy Guide which I have been updating that has been the most valuable, to some extent, has been this one on dining, as I have repeatedly had meals with Senor Tavares (Cais do oriente, Na Brasa Colombia) and Senor NRMLS (Casuarina / Na Brasa Colombia) or whatever it is. Before these fine wingmen leave the country, we must also dine at. Temakeria on Rua JJ Seabra (across from Solarium, nota bene Tavares, where your tastes in hoars will probably be best served).

Marius in Leme (Seafood all you can eat).

Feira Sao Cristavao (Nordeste seafood, pair with Mosaico / Vila Mimosa -- Tavares, for your porno talent search, we MUST go to Mosaico, where the best hoars are).

When good wingmen, such as Tavares and NRMLS are in town, Rio truly is Heaven, or at least a very happy Sheol for we Spinozite Jews.

Food / Sex / Literature Combinations.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basquet of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (SWISS NAVY) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.

Casuarina.

Av. Lúcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

Paris Cafe.

Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:

Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9[/URL]

Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.

Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en[/URL]

Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.

Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

Temakeria. Best sushi.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]

Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.

Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2665472]
The thing about classy joints in Rio like Marius or some super-duper sushi places (Sushi Leblon or something) is they're costly as fuck, just like upscale restaurants in NY or LA. I mean there is nothing wrong about it, but living in NYC I don't find gorging on finer food in Rio all that alluring. I highly recommend Lima for an incredible culinary journey on the cheap, but that's a totally different story, LOL.[/QUOTE]I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.

Here are a few more excellent choices.

Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.

And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3016154]Vagabundo did kamila werneck raw, BBFS, cpfpm of 230/30 for 8 ish, but that was vagabundo's fault on two points 1) he did not wash his balls with soap between sessions of penetration so she didn't want to suck. So lesson, don't do navy showers, ie, the 1 minute shower those of us real men, ie veterans learned in our nation's military 2) he lost track of time, thinking start time was 14 h40 instead of 14 h20, but no big deal, got a massage to fill out the hour.

NRMLS failed to link up at the centro prive due to time space, so vagabundo needs to train his unit with better warning orders so the team can go out together.

Tavares is out of Rio, but plans to return.

The Thinkpa x1 carbon, used amaon renewed does get the job done.

Genius idea about the ifood sushi, senor tochka, will soon be implementing.

Semper fi, NRMLS, you know we are the men's department of the world's military. We need to get together to talk biz, and you need to be in rio on 10 Nov +/- 30 days for the best party on earth!

Let the world burn down and go to war. Rio pussy will cause world peace to reign.[/QUOTE]

Praia Diabo Gym.

[URL]https://web.archive.org/web/20250323105345/https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/IndyaraDourado[/URL]

Vagabundo went to this gym (pictured, and in the link) Sunday night with a friend, a real friend which is absolutely required for sanity in this crazy city to train boxing / clean and jerks (6 sets each).

This is located at Metro General Osorio, at Praia Diabo, Posto 7, Rio de Janeiro.

There were lots of local gym rats, which caused me to put on my bag for safe keeping, and the fucking locals are always scoping out anyone to steal their stuff (my impression, only the paranoid survive), so be careful. Barra is safer.

But I was there with a buddy who is 30 and is in excellent shape from hitting this gym 4 or more times a week. I am addicted to hitting the bags from years of boxing, and even at my advanced age of 90 (JimmyBoy who is 18 years older than Vagabundo at 108, still power walks like 10,000 steps a day, which is probaby why he still fucks hot as fuck 20 year olds in centro prives, and he should spear one egg with his spermatazoa to reproduce his perfect Roman Emperor genes), hitting the bags is a good workout.

The other great thing about this spot is that the beach is right there (But bring fins), indeed, it is a beach where your hero, Vagabundo went for a first date / swim with a certain Euro blond northern european Viking princess, 21, who though Vagabundo was in his 40's. Am I sensitive about my age? Yep. My beard is grey along with my muay thai coach, which is probably why the hot af 20 year old female teammates regularly give ole vagabundo the heisman, but, it being muay thai, I just do a single leg take down or punch them in the face, which Brazilian bitches being brazilian like too. Language is the barrier, and there is no better way to learn portoguese than in a muay thai gym from the local brabo romeo boxers who are adept at turning muay thai into the french equivalent of a hoar house, the folley brecher, the exact reference will come to me.

Also, as the pictures indicate, it is a great picture spot for pros, like indyara dourado, whom a friend, isger mandingoblack who is the porn producer / director mambo perv tried to shoot for porno, but she is not doing porn anymore, though vagabundo would like to fuck her, but she's like 8 x more expensive than the normal centro prive / vila mimosa / trash casas girls that vagabundo has calibrated his penis to fucking.

But for 7 reais, and with a pair of 25 reais leather fireman gloves, you can take the metro from metro uruguiana (the best prives, and 4 x4) or metro sao cristavao to ipanema, and hit the bags for free. Bring a friend for gear watch and for a swim buddy (in the toilet known as copa / ipanema water), and bring a gopro in a scuba housing (or as mandingoblack pointed out, the better choice is a action 4 or 5 camera by DJI) to video tape your workout and shit post it to joe rogan, or even to become the joe rogan of mother fucking Brazil.

And bring indyara dourado. Or any sex worker for the pics! Nothing sells like tits and ass hanging off the leather of the fucking heavy bag at the outdoor gym at posto 7, ipanema.

Selah.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3016237]Praia Diabo Gym.

[URL]https://web.archive.org/web/20250323105345/https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/IndyaraDourado[/URL]

Vagabundo went to this gym (pictured, and in the link) Sunday night with a friend, a real friend which is absolutely required for sanity in this crazy city to train boxing / clean and jerks (6 sets each).

This is located at Metro General Osorio, at Praia Diabo, Posto 7, Rio de Janeiro.

There were lots of local gym rats, which caused me to put on my bag for safe keeping, and the fucking locals are always scoping out anyone to steal their stuff (my impression, only the paranoid survive), so be careful. Barra is safer.

But I was there with a buddy who is 30 and is in excellent shape from hitting this gym 4 or more times a week. I am addicted to hitting the bags from years of boxing, and even at my advanced age of 90 (JimmyBoy who is 18 years older than Vagabundo at 108, still power walks like 10,000 steps a day, which is probaby why he still fucks hot as fuck 20 year olds in centro prives, and he should spear one egg with his spermatazoa to reproduce his perfect Roman Emperor genes), hitting the bags is a good workout.

The other great thing about this spot is that the beach is right there (But bring fins), indeed, it is a beach where your hero, Vagabundo went for a first date / swim with a certain Euro blond northern european Viking princess, 21, who though Vagabundo was in his 40's. Am I sensitive about my age? Yep. My beard is grey along with my muay thai coach, which is probably why the hot af 20 year old female teammates regularly give ole vagabundo the heisman, but, it being muay thai, I just do a single leg take down or punch them in the face, which Brazilian bitches being brazilian like too. Language is the barrier, and there is no better way to learn portoguese than in a muay thai gym from the local brabo romeo boxers who are adept at turning muay thai into the french equivalent of a hoar house, the folley brecher, the exact reference will come to me..[/QUOTE]Lololol, for my next visit, what's a decent gym near copa or Ipanema? Bodytech way too crowded.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3016225]The section of the Bubba Boy Guide which I have been updating that has been the most valuable, to some extent, has been this one on dining, as I have repeatedly had meals with Senor Tavares (Cais do oriente, Na Brasa Colombia) and Senor NRMLS (Casuarina / Na Brasa Colombia) or whatever it is. Before these fine wingmen leave the country, we must also dine at. Temakeria on Rua JJ Seabra (across from Solarium, nota bene Tavares, where your tastes in hoars will probably be best served).

Marius in Leme (Seafood all you can eat).

Feira Sao Cristavao (Nordeste seafood, pair with Mosaico / Vila Mimosa -- Tavares, for your porno talent search, we MUST go to Mosaico, where the best hoars are).

When good wingmen, such as Tavares and NRMLS are in town, Rio truly is Heaven, or at least a very happy Sheol for we Spinozite Jews.

Food / Sex / Literature Combinations.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basquet of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (SWISS NAVY) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.

Casuarina.

Av. Lcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

Paris Cafe.

Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:

Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9[/URL]

Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.

Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en[/URL]

Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.

Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

Temakeria. Best sushi.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]

Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.

Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]

I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.

Here are a few more excellent choices.

Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.

And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.[/QUOTE]What are the price range asked by the girls on [URL]riosexsite.com[/URL]?

I don't know as I live in Barra. But that outdoor gym in the pictures is at Posto 7, Arpoador, and it is a great gym, 24/7 unless it is raining.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3016308]Lololol, for my next visit, what's a decent gym near copa or Ipanema? Bodytech way too crowded.[/QUOTE]

Indyara Dourado asked 1500 r. Most go for 800 r. My experience has been to get them before they go on Riosexsite for 150 r or 200 r when they are just starting. Like Yasmin Mineira in 2015.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3016386]What are the price range asked by the girls on [URL]riosexsite.com[/URL]?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3016225]The section of the Bubba Boy Guide which I have been updating that has been the most valuable, to some extent, has been this one on dining, as I have repeatedly had meals with Senor Tavares (Cais do oriente, Na Brasa Colombia) and Senor NRMLS (Casuarina / Na Brasa Colombia) or whatever it is. Before these fine wingmen leave the country, we must also dine at. Temakeria on Rua JJ Seabra (across from Solarium, nota bene Tavares, where your tastes in hoars will probably be best served).

Marius in Leme (Seafood all you can eat).

Feira Sao Cristavao (Nordeste seafood, pair with Mosaico / Vila Mimosa -- Tavares, for your porno talent search, we MUST go to Mosaico, where the best hoars are).

When good wingmen, such as Tavares and NRMLS are in town, Rio truly is Heaven, or at least a very happy Sheol for we Spinozite Jews.

Food / Sex / Literature Combinations.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basquet of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (SWISS NAVY) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.

Casuarina.

Av. Lcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

Paris Cafe.

Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:

Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9[/URL]

Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.

Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en[/URL]

Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.

Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

Temakeria. Best sushi.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]

Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.

Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]

I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.

Here are a few more excellent choices.

Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.

And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.[/QUOTE]Galeto leblon has ssome nice chicken and also esch kafe has a great fillet mignon with pepper sauce enjoy guys.

I am planning a stay in Copacabana in late November and am looking for a list of known, "guest friendly" hotels in the area, if one exists. I know a lot of guys use air-bnb for this purpose, however, I prefer hotels for the convenience, breakfast options, concierge, security, etc. Rather than air-bnb. I am also not an experienced air-bnb user and would hate to have my trip ruined by an uncooperative or otherwise difficult condo owner listing on that site.

On my two prior trips to Rio I had a great time at the thermas and prives. All things being equal, I would like to also have the option to bring one back to my room. I haven't seen a post on here setting this out and think it would be of use to a lot of other visitors, not just me. Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;3016723]I am planning a stay in Copacabana in late November and am looking for a list of known, "guest friendly" hotels in the area, if one exists. I know a lot of guys use air-bnb for this purpose, however, I prefer hotels for the convenience, breakfast options, concierge, security, etc. Rather than air-bnb. I am also not an experienced air-bnb user and would hate to have my trip ruined by an uncooperative or otherwise difficult condo owner listing on that site.

On my two prior trips to Rio I had a great time at the thermas and prives. All things being equal, I would like to also have the option to bring one back to my room. I haven't seen a post on here setting this out and think it would be of use to a lot of other visitors, not just me. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]The best is to email the hotels you are interested in. I heard that Pestana and Hilton, but you need to email them and ask.

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;3016723]I am planning a stay in Copacabana in late November and am looking for a list of known, "guest friendly" hotels in the area, if one exists. I know a lot of guys use air-bnb for this purpose, however, I prefer hotels for the convenience, breakfast options, concierge, security, etc. Rather than air-bnb. I am also not an experienced air-bnb user and would hate to have my trip ruined by an uncooperative or otherwise difficult condo owner listing on that site.

On my two prior trips to Rio I had a great time at the thermas and prives. All things being equal, I would like to also have the option to bring one back to my room. I haven't seen a post on here setting this out and think it would be of use to a lot of other visitors, not just me. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Their is a popular brand of hotel in south america named Ibis, there is like 2-3 in rio and I seen some in other south american country. They have an apps on apple store for the booking and all the stuff. They are girls friendly every where usually. I dint been in one in rio yet but in the other country I was calling lobby to tell the girls who was coming and they was letting her walk to the room. No hastl to go downstair an dwait in lobby.

The insinuation that SP has better high quality girls than Rio is a fallacy in my opinion. Rio might not have a place where very end stunners congregates, like Scandallo. But if you seek, ye shall find. A lot of guys just want to fish in a barrel. There are stunners everywhere and every place in Rio and I'm still discovering more. To get the best of Rio, you have to put in the work. Trawl through the trash and lovelies and you will get what you want.

From Monte Carlo, 4 x4, Centaurus, Solarium, Paris Cafe, Perola Negra, Dolce Vita, Casablanca, Centro Prives, Mosaico, Vila mimosa massage parlours. Then you have tons of independent online where you get some great bargains. I'm doing a lot online as I'm finding a lot of stunners at bargain prices. I have been also been going beach hopping from Copa to Barra de Tijuca and boy have I seen the light.

If you want high end you can try [URL]BarrasViprio.com[/URL] or high the high end massage spots and do a massage and get numbers. If you got game, then hit the clubs. Rio has something for everyone. The variety, beach, other day options and cost makes it Rio for me anyday.

SP beats Rio in terms of high class establishments. Quality of establishments is much higher in SP from even the ordinary prives to boates. SP is more expensive from bottom up, compared to Rio. The quality of girls in Prives in SP has gone down and prices up. It was so bad I didn't session at any Prive in SP.

I met a girl at Scandallo in SP and she was asking 1 k reals and I declined. My last trip to Rio, she sent me a message that she was in Rio and could go for 700 reals. I still declined and offered 500 reals.

To each his own. Whenever I'm in Rio and staying at my hotel in Copa and I open the curtains and look down at the beach and see those fine ass morenas tanning on the beach. I smile and feel alive. Rio for me any day. The more I come to Rio, the better it becomes.

My two cents.

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;3016723]I am planning a stay in Copacabana in late November and am looking for a list of known, "guest friendly" hotels in the area, if one exists. I know a lot of guys use air-bnb for this purpose, however, I prefer hotels for the convenience, breakfast options, concierge, security, etc. Rather than air-bnb. I am also not an experienced air-bnb user and would hate to have my trip ruined by an uncooperative or otherwise difficult condo owner listing on that site.

On my two prior trips to Rio I had a great time at the thermas and prives. All things being equal, I would like to also have the option to bring one back to my room. I haven't seen a post on here setting this out and think it would be of use to a lot of other visitors, not just me. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]JW Marriott is girl friendly. Just make sure the girls carry their original ID or they can log in to their digital one online. No photos or pdfs on their phone.

Agreed. Well said.

[QUOTE=Tribute15;3016894]The insinuation that SP has better high quality girls than Rio is a fallacy in my opinion. Rio might not have a place where very end stunners congregates, like Scandallo. But if you seek, ye shall find. A lot of guys just want to fish in a barrel. There are stunners everywhere and every place in Rio and I'm still discovering more. To get the best of Rio, you have to put in the work. Trawl through the trash and lovelies and you will get what you want.

From Monte Carlo, 4 x4, Centaurus, Solarium, Paris Cafe, Perola Negra, Dolce Vita, Casablanca, Centro Prives, Mosaico, Vila mimosa massage parlours. Then you have tons of independent online where you get some great bargains. I'm doing a lot online as I'm finding a lot of stunners at bargain prices. I have been also been going beach hopping from Copa to Barra de Tijuca and boy have I seen the light.

If you want high end you can try [URL]BarrasViprio.com[/URL] or high the high end massage spots and do a massage and get numbers. If you got game, then hit the clubs. Rio has something for everyone. The variety, beach, other day options and cost makes it Rio for me anyday.

SP beats Rio in terms of high class establishments. Quality of establishments is much higher in SP from even the ordinary prives to boates. SP is more expensive from bottom up, compared to Rio. The quality of girls in Prives in SP has gone down and prices up. It was so bad I didn't session at any Prive in SP.

I met a girl at Scandallo in SP and she was asking 1 k reals and I declined. My last trip to Rio, she sent me a message that she was in Rio and could go for 700 reals. I still declined and offered 500 reals.

To each his own. Whenever I'm in Rio and staying at my hotel in Copa and I open the curtains and look down at the beach and see those fine ass morenas tanning on the beach. I smile and feel alive. Rio for me any day. The more I come to Rio, the better it becomes.

My two cents.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tribute15;3016894]The insinuation that SP has better high quality girls than Rio is a fallacy in my opinion. Rio might not have a place where very end stunners congregates, like Scandallo. But if you seek, ye shall find. A lot of guys just want to fish in a barrel. There are stunners everywhere and every place in Rio and I'm still discovering more. To get the best of Rio, you have to put in the work. Trawl through the trash and lovelies and you will get what you want.

From Monte Carlo, 4 x4, Centaurus, Solarium, Paris Cafe, Perola Negra, Dolce Vita, Casablanca, Centro Prives, Mosaico, Vila mimosa massage parlours. Then you have tons of independent online where you get some great bargains. I'm doing a lot online as I'm finding a lot of stunners at bargain prices. I have been also been going beach hopping from Copa to Barra de Tijuca and boy have I seen the light.

If you want high end you can try [URL]BarrasViprio.com[/URL] or high the high end massage spots and do a massage and get numbers. If you got game, then hit the clubs. Rio has something for everyone. The variety, beach, other day options and cost makes it Rio for me anyday.

SP beats Rio in terms of high class establishments. Quality of establishments is much higher in SP from even the ordinary prives to boates. SP is more expensive from bottom up, compared to Rio. The quality of girls in Prives in SP has gone down and prices up. It was so bad I didn't session at any Prive in SP.

I met a girl at Scandallo in SP and she was asking 1 k reals and I declined. My last trip to Rio, she sent me a message that she was in Rio and could go for 700 reals. I still declined and offered 500 reals.

To each his own. Whenever I'm in Rio and staying at my hotel in Copa and I open the curtains and look down at the beach and see those fine ass morenas tanning on the beach. I smile and feel alive. Rio for me any day. The more I come to Rio, the better it becomes.

My two cents.[/QUOTE]The bang for buck rate in Rio outside the termas seems to be 500 max. Any girl asking over 500 and its time to message the next girl in your line up because she will agree. The range is 300 to 500. There are too many girls and not enough paying guys to fuck them. After spending some time in Rio, my favorite terma is 4 x4, but its also kind of a annoying because its a bit of hike from my airbnb in copacabana, especially at rush hour. Always get a number or two each time you hit these places up and you will create a nice roster of women to fuck at your airbnb. Rio is an airbnb city for those on a budget. I have been hitting the malecon up day for sun and exercise and its a very bonus that Rio has. Lapa Up house during the week can also be fun if you don't want to spend the money in Casablanca or Marrakesh. Up house a bit more run down, but really not bad at all and prices are good. Weekend, talent seems to drop off I think.

Three Plans of attack that have worked for me in Rio for newbies like me. I stayed in Copacabana, so always warmed up at Mabs.

1. Warm up at Mabs. Some free lancers for eye candy and can score numbers if one catches your eye. Cheap drinks and no cover. You have several places to go right in Copacabana. Casablanca, Monte Carlo, Marakshesh, and one or two others, I for get there names. These places all have 100 to 200 cover charge and drinks a bt more expensive, but talent and ratio is nice. Take out fee is 300 to 650 and whatever the girl wants. Usually around 500 for a decent session. You to you to negotiate. You also have dolce vida. Dolce is hit or miss, but can be fun. Drinks are priciest in Copacabana so be careful. Usually girls want 500 to take them out and fuck them at your place. Dolce is open late some nights as well until 6 am. This is how I mostly rolled during my trip. I ended up fucking half the girls in every place and by the end I was getting the stink from some because of my shameless mongering LOL, especially at Mabs.

2. Warm up at Mabs. Head to 4 x4. 4 x4 was my favorite club for quality of girl, service delivered, and overall class of venue. 4 x4 has some really sexy girls and I was impressed. I even ran into a prominent youtuber who does many videos on Rio there. Was surprised he was drinking alone in a place like 4 x4, but I guess he loves pussy like the rest of us. I usually fuck, have a few more drinks after fucking and then head to Lapa. Lapa has two termas both called Up House. The more time I spent in Lapa the more I did notice there are some free lancers, but they are hard to spot and you don't really know there agenda. I have heard there was a spike in druggings in Lapa recently. Up House is not bad, but they give you a ticket you get your drinks marked on and you pay when you leave, make sure you don't lose your ticket. 4 x4 and lapa are close to each other. Sessions for room and everything for 1 hour is around 500 I think. Its cheaper than clubs in copacabana. Can wander lapa for some street drinks if you want after up house, but just be careful.

3. Warm up at Mabs, head to Perola Negra or Centaurus. Head to Vitrinni. I did not go this route, but both venues are in Ipanema and the opposite end of 4 x4 and lapa in rio. As some have posted before, Vitrinni is a normal club with FLs mixed in and is quite expensive.

Side tip: Good restaurant on Rappi. Hell Burger has excellent burgers. Giuseppi Italian Grill for cheap steak and some spaghetti dishes. They were my go to.

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;3016723]I am planning a stay in Copacabana in late November and am looking for a list of known, "guest friendly" hotels in the area, if one exists. I know a lot of guys use air-bnb for this purpose, however, I prefer hotels for the convenience, breakfast options, concierge, security, etc. Rather than air-bnb. I am also not an experienced air-bnb user and would hate to have my trip ruined by an uncooperative or otherwise difficult condo owner listing on that site.
.[/QUOTE]For an Airbnb read the house rules, if it says no guests or your guests need to be registered ahead of time then move on. You need to have a conversation with the hosts about guests, if they tell you guests are allowed but they need to leave a copy of their identification at the front desk that's a good thing because it gives you a level of security as most girls would think twice about doing something illegal if you know who they are.

[QUOTE=Tribute15;3016894]The insinuation that SP has better high quality girls than Rio is a fallacy in my opinion. Rio might not have a place where very end stunners congregates, like Scandallo. But if you seek, ye shall find. A lot of guys just want to fish in a barrel. There are stunners everywhere and every place in Rio and I'm still discovering more. To get the best of Rio, you have to put in the work. Trawl through the trash and lovelies and you will get what you want.

From Monte Carlo, 4 x4, Centaurus, Solarium, Paris Cafe, Perola Negra, Dolce Vita, Casablanca, Centro Prives, Mosaico, Vila mimosa massage parlours. Then you have tons of independent online where you get some great bargains. I'm doing a lot online as I'm finding a lot of stunners at bargain prices. I have been also been going beach hopping from Copa to Barra de Tijuca and boy have I seen the light.

If you want high end you can try [URL]BarrasViprio.com[/URL] or high the high end massage spots and do a massage and get numbers. If you got game, then hit the clubs. Rio has something for everyone. The variety, beach, other day options and cost makes it Rio for me anyday.

SP beats Rio in terms of high class establishments. Quality of establishments is much higher in SP from even the ordinary prives to boates. SP is more expensive from bottom up, compared to Rio. The quality of girls in Prives in SP has gone down and prices up. It was so bad I didn't session at any Prive in SP.

I met a girl at Scandallo in SP and she was asking 1 k reals and I declined. My last trip to Rio, she sent me a message that she was in Rio and could go for 700 reals. I still declined and offered 500 reals.

To each his own. Whenever I'm in Rio and staying at my hotel in Copa and I open the curtains and look down at the beach and see those fine ass morenas tanning on the beach. I smile and feel alive. Rio for me any day. The more I come to Rio, the better it becomes.

My two cents.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with you about Rio, even if you stroll around Barra as well. The caveat is that it ain't like other places where you feel like shooting fish in a barrel like Scandallo. There are tons of freelancers on the beach and in clubs on a normal day. Almost all girls I've come across they would take some "help" and go out on a "date" with you.

The ratio of Women to Men in Rio is wider than SP, like 88 men per 100 women.

[QUOTE=Tribute15;3016894]The insinuation that SP has better high quality girls than Rio is a fallacy in my opinion. Rio might not have a place where very end stunners congregates, like Scandallo.

SP beats Rio in terms of high class establishments. Quality of establishments is much higher in SP from even the ordinary prives to boates. SP is more expensive from bottom up, compared to Rio. [/QUOTE]That is only because Sao Paulo is more New York City (straight laced business oriented Studio 54) while Rio is more Daytona Beach (laid back flip flops hippie vibe). Personally, I am a flip flops guy. Not trying to go pay 5 times the money just because a chick is dressed up.

I think the replies were to someone who is new. What you are going to tell someone like that other than based on obvious facts and numbers. Sao Paulo also is a far much larger city.

Eventually, I think it is determined by the connection one made with the girls and the city. For me, Sao Paulo offers a better quality of life. More restaurants, more diverse, better infrastructures and more things to do at night.

I am kicking around small cities, the ones that has no airport, in the south right now. All the bus terminals that I have been to all point to Sao Paulo in big print as the center of the universe. LOL.

As for price, this is from a post dated 2011 from a smaller town too.
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Our bill is over 1200 R$. The exchange rate is 1. 2
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My Russian tutor has returned to Rio. I am breeding her while she teaches me Russian.

I pay her to teach me to sing these lyrics perfectly.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nidQCt_HEsY&list=RDnidQCt_HEsY&index=2[/URL]

Prologue: The Russian.

Sweeping the walkway.

A backwards step.

My head collides.

With the old bell.

Forgot it was there.

Now we both ring together.

The Russian.

I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.

We all have been drinking and smoking ganja but not the Russian, she is pure, pure as the driven snow outside of Moscow where in 1942 my grandfather Christian Shultz of the German Army, the Wermacht ploughed Russians, like all our fascist forebears, and now the Jews he put in the camps are allegedly committing genocide, and the Russians are fighting the fascists again, the Communists are fighting the fascists and the nationalists in Latina countries are attaching wires from field phones to Jihadis, and cranking the handle until the alleged terrorist suspects named Abdullah foam from the mouth, writhing in agony as their balls die by electrocution first, but not their brain. What is that the torturer says in 120 days of Salom, we will kill you 1000 times rather than once, we will parade you into faux so called courts of law, with your ears bandaged because we cut them off and fed them to you, and your eyes hanging out, and we go to the Metro Leblon, first one preto says good night to the Russian, and then the other preto tries to linger behind because he wants to fuck the Russian, to shove 22 centimeters of black dick up into her shit filled ass without any lube except for his spit, but I circle back and linger longer, and as she is calling the uber, I catch my Russian tutor's hand. I am paying her. In reais. In cash. Because I refuse to get PIX because I to do not want to be tracked by communists, and now Brazil, a province of Russia, is communist, just as surely as is China, and Russia, and Venezuela, and Cuba.

She thinks I am Cuban, because I told her so, and because I declared my allegiance to communism back up at the school in the hills, where we have hiked for months, every Sunday, for a hundred weeks. While she teaches me Russian. And I pay her in kind, by teaching her English. American English. American Porn English.

And finance.

She is a semi pro.

I have become tired of hoars and kunts.

Or so I thought.

Then I took her by Uber to Motel VIPS, where she tutored me in Russian, and I tutored her.

We watched Annette Schwartz fucked by 5 black men outside of an abortion clinic in East LA gangland from blacksonblondes dot com.

Ice Cold fucked Annette, and Annette choked, and pulled the trigger on the and word.

The and word.

It is like a gun. You have to have a license to use it.

It is like fuk.

Or hoar.

Or kunt.

Admins from websites will program their HTML to find and replace the and word, kunt, or hoar. And replace the words with asterisks.

As if it makes any difference.

There is a version of Huck Finn, like Django Unchained, or like James a new novel, or like American Fiction, watch closely at the end of the film, an image of Jim sits there, watching the main black character, and the main character who was up for an Oscar salutes Jim from Huck Finn a pair of centuries ago, more or less, Rogan, Twain, Franklin are American Literature -- Letras -- in four words, and I have taught my Russian kunt hoar who fuks like the 20 year old ballerina that she is to speak perfect American English by watching Joe Rogan, now on youtube again, after the marxists in the Nasdaq tried to cancel him, those kunts, those dry, over 45 year old kunts, your wives, dear ISG reader, internationalsexguide. NL reader. Those kunts may as well have their kunt lips, labia stitched shut in the hospital in Botafogo down the street from Bambina, where I had my colon done, a day later for Nina DePonca to give me a handjob in the hospital. Now there's a kunt, older, in her 40's, but her kunt still lubes up, and her hands know how to frig a prick.

Yes, the Russian would listen to Joe Rogan on spotify and youtube between fucking up at VIPS, where Stagliano did his best work on [URL]evilangel.com[/URL]. We would listen to Rogan, Springteen, and we would fuck. I took up cycling again, and triathlon, and we would swim half a mile at Posto 2 by our apartment which Mossad paid for half the year, and the SWISS NAVY intelligence chief paid for for the other half -- not out of his agency, but out of his personal funds, mind you.

So, the Russian and I would swim, then hop on the little orange rental bikes from ITAU, and we would bike down to Posto 12, and then we would hike to the nude beach, to Praia Abrico, and we would fuk.

I fucked her ass.

Bare because she liked pain, that was a year ago.

And the only lube we had was CLP, cleaner Lubricant Protectant. CLP, a little bottle of which I kept in the pistol grip of the Taurus T4, disassembled in half in my backpack, the one I always carry, the one by a local Brazilian brand. And she didn't want to get preggers. So, we used the greek method of birth control. She gave me her tight little Russian ass, the one on the top of those long dancers legs. More than once the faggots had circled us, and more than once, the Russian had taken a suppressed Glock 26 out of her camelback, and shot a Brazilian faggot in the dick, which was hard. And then we would fuk more, the monkeys having receded from the sight of a man bleeding out from his balls. She liked that. I liked that she liked that. My grandfather Christian Shultz of Hamburg liked that too when he raped Russians on the way to Moscow, and on the way back to Berlin, and in Prague, where he signed the manifests that sent Jews from the trains to my grandmother, Emmi Shultz of Hamburg, Germany, where we kept them in our family apartments near the wharf, where we paid fisher boat captains in gold to take them to Amsterdam, which is why, in the water bottle compartment of my Rush 72 5-11 pack, I have a dozen black passports, sent to me by the Rothschild's family office, because the Russian is from a Russian Orthodox family which does business with Russian Jews.

That was a year ago, 71 weeks ago, to be exact.

I can't give the Russian the codename Ann Amari because she is not black, but, I do give her the codename Anne Amari anyway, because I know, ironically, the Russian prefers big black dick -- or as she likes to call BBC -- and-word dick, just like Annette Schwartz in Blacks and Blondes, you know the one, Dreman, the one where the Kraut Nazi biatch -- there is another one of those words -- uses the and-word, pulls that trigger on that and-word just like Annette Schwartz pulls the trigger on a Assault Rifle in 7. 92 Kurtz, with a telescopic sight that her father made for her in a machine shop down at the wharf in Hamburg, like my mother.

My mother would watch Sound of Music over and over.

She would watch Sound of Music because of her kinship with the nun of the movie who goes to Salzburg and fucks an Austrian Navy Captain, then to take the family to Switzerland, because I am that Captain, with 453, illegitimate children from Tijuana to Porto Allegre, all of whom will get Medical Degrees on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.

So, the Russian learns Spanish from Carlos Santana, and I learn Russian from her favorite Russian pop music with good Russian language to learn Russian, and what is the best Netflix movies to learn Russian?

We would fuk like that, an hour of Russian tutoring for me, and then I would sit and play [URL]economist.com[/URL] audio for her, and eat her pussy with my finger in her tight kunt, I would be listening to Henry Miller on earbuds with my lips stroking her clit, while I used just one finger to stroke her g spot, until she came, again. See, the thing about [URL]economist.com[/URL] audio is that it is good English to teach finance, and I would raise the topic of prostitution with students by playing the article from 2014 on prostitution with all the charts on how white girls get more, and we would joke, that the Russian has the callsign of a black girl from Haiti, Anne Amari, that is. The Russian likes to eat pussy too, by the way, especially black pussy, especially when she has the black girl tied up and a ball gag in her mouth. That's why I love the Russian, and because its genetic.

I am a viking.

My German Grandfather was enslaving and freeing Jews while he was killing Russians on the steppes of Ukraine when my father was shooting gooks and japs and the yellow man with his 40 mm Bofors cannon, and his. 50 Ma deuce, with Marine Corps advisers in the Straits of Malacca in the battle of 1941 to 1944, when he would offload Thai hoars for gold and ganja, and other barter with Indians, those horny fuks.

I digress.

So, it was March 14th. We were at the Leblon Metro. The preto named Felipe was trying hard to fuk the Russian. I came back up to the street, and caught her eye. I had messaged her on Zap, vamos no dias Ferreira. To the apartment above boteca Belmonte. She had done this a dozen times. There was the Hezbollah Jihadi she had sliced in the stomach outside of Na Brasa Colombia.

I was seated inside with a DE at agent, after catholic mass on Sunday night. We were at a street window. The Jihadi had been following me, but Anne Amari Russian had been following me, as was our habit. She had a 5. 7 Palmetto State Pistol with a suppressor in the camelback. She had shot the jihadi once in the balls. Then she had taken his balls, as we often liked to do in the hills of Yemen and Ethiopia when we were interning with doctors without borders, usually with a bunch of former SEALS and active duty SEALS embedded.

The Russian and I trained Capoiera, for our beach fucks at abrico, there in the capoiera studios of downtown Sao Paulo in Bela Vista where we tracked the Hezbollah slave traders and gun runners and porn producers and soul stealers and sinners with their kunts and guns. The American kunts will cut your dick off because you use the and-word without a license, but they could care less if you write that a hot ass Russian ballerina cut off a black Muslim criminal terrorist's balls outside of Na Brasa Colombia in Botafogo to protect me, while I reported a source to a Swiss Navy NCIS agent.

The Russian and I sprinted at a slow jog back to Boteca Belmonte, then we found a rare negra and her Brazilian soccer player boyfriend from Germany at Boteca Belmonte, and then we four foot patrolled to the Russian consulate, where we fucked. The Russian fucked the Brazilian and the German with a strapon, and I fucked the Russian and the Brazilian kunt. We entered the Russian consulate with a key FOB that opened the garage door, and we swept in in a good wedge formation that the instructors at Quantico had taught us in Officers Candidate School during Small Unit Leadership Evaluation One, where I was a SWISS NAVY exchange Officer from Medellin, so long ago, in the summer of 1998.

"Give me 1000 words of erotica" the Russian would command me in her purring perfect American English voice. The fucking KGB was paying me to tutor her in American English. We were in the priest's apartment, casa de padres, in the hills around the university. There was the crazy eyed priest who ministered to samba schools in the Rocinha hills, up Estrada the Gavea, where the red headed Ruiva kunt attended the doctor professors in the School of Saude, where the surgeon, like God, had taught me surgery, just as the Roman soldiers had put a spear in the side of Christ, like the surgeon pierced my side in the hospital in Botafogo, 7 months, 189 days ago. God the surgeon had after I was asleep put a catheter in my penis, and after he took it out, Nina DePonca had stroked my dick back to health with her hand, the same one that milked the balls of a fellow ISG member in the pool in the swing deck at Paris Cafe less than a month ago, like a good cum extraction nurse. Because that is what the former Rayssa of JuPanteras dot com does best, she knows how to get a man off with her mouth and fist, or her fingers.

You date a black girl with a tight Haitian ass with a pitbull so you have a fire team of 3, but you can substitute a Russian ballerina for the black girl and call her Anne Amari because black girls and hot ass Russian ballerinas are interchangeable for the purposes of security.

So, that was the fifth or tenth time we fucked, in the casa de padres, in the apartment.

Then we would fuck in the priest's dressing room in the church, where I had a key and a locker because I was an altar boy walkon who was trusted to carry a cross and a collection plate full of money, and she was too because she was devout Slavic Orthodox. We reunited Western and Eastern Christianity. My Catholic balls tightened up, and her Slavic Orthodox kunt muscles milked my German milk, my Malaysian Muslim seed, into her box, and she bore me a dozen children, all boys, all medical doctors by 2050 on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, but real women, like Anne Amari and the Russian Anne Amari detest faggots, because they do not like the competition. Good Russian women cut off the balls of German prisoners before they send them back to their women. Because the world is a violent place, and Brasil is neutral.

So, if you want to fuck kunt that works at JP Morgan Prime Brokerage clients in the Russian Consulate, get a apartment in Leblon, near the metro, on the foot path back into the hills by the Christian university. Then find the slavic orthodox ballerinas. You can warm up on negras and morenas and mulattas and brancas, indeed, the slavic orthodox kunts like to have their white pussies eaten out by mulattas with their thick lips and long tongues, all the better for sucking on slavic orthodox clits like the clitorises are small penises, just a centimeter or a dozen milimeters long.

Then sometime in 2054, when I am with my Russian queen in our house out on Isla Grande, surrounded by decommissioned Swiss Navy Virginia and Seawolf class submarines tied up with Petrobras oil tankers and helicopters, surrounded by our families of medical doctors and pit bulls and US Marine Corps Commissioned Officers and Staff Non Commissioned Officers, we take turns piloting FPV drones to drop thermobaric grenades onto hoards of Jihadi masses.

It is always easy to find a black Anne Amari at Vila Mimosa or Lapa or Centro. I pay 300 reais pernoite. I fuk the negra Anne Amari once a day, and she cooks and cleans a little and eats and insists on uber to and fro from the favela, where she dodges 7.62 x 51 rounds from para FALs.

But it takes some skill to find a Russian Slavic Orthodox Anne Amari, lets call the Russian Monica Sweetheart, how is that for a porn allusion, Senor Dreman?

The Russian doesn't smoke ganja. She doesn't drink. She trained dance in Russia, and together we train Capoeira in Brazil, we swim bike run from at classicobeachclub to Praia Abrico, where we fuk, kill for fun, and then swim out to the boat which we take with the Grupo Maritimo out to the waiting USS SEAWOLF and from thence to USS Florida with the love shack in the Captain's suite -- our love shack is nothing more than a Macbook Pro with 24 gb of RAM -- thanks Senor MichaelSamuel -- and the iPhone 13 in a waterproof neck case -- thanks senor Dreman.

I am not a secret agent.

Dreman is not a CIA officer. Dreman is a Assistant US Attorney from the Southern District of New York. And Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian for what she did there in Botafogo last week. Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian dancer, who tumbled in a flawless capoeira move to break the aggressor's jaw after she shot him and before she took what made him a man.

After the Russian left the Jihadi alive -- she had applied the tourniquet -- I circled back to Na Brasa Colombia, and then I took the Russian to Hotel Panda. We were regular faces. She had been my tutor, and I had been her tutor for weeks, and we took the same bus to Metro Botafogo from the hills, where we shared ear buds to listen to Russian or American pop -- Springsteen, Jimmy Hendrix, and all the pernoite soft rock that Manuela Gomes had given me in Motel Love Time years ago in 2014 when we were first fucking.

There are 12 million sets of eyes in Rio de Janeiro, but it is a small town of small towns.

Fuking negras in Botafogo was my passion.

I fuked Kainan Bellato in the Airbnb in Botafogo, and cooked, and she offered me her bare free gratis holes for the use of the apartment while she was a new hoar. Kainan was the best, the tightest, until the Russian, a black Russian, or a White Russian, and I walked around Rio with the Russian, like the Big Lebowski, with my big lebowski up her ass for months, until she got on the pill, then I emptied my seed into her kunt, now on medication to prevent pregnancy, the ultimate STD. Sometime in 2043, the Russian will turn 40, but I won't settle for Asians, even though I am half Asian, no I won't settle for Thai kunts, I won't settle for Latina kunts, or black kunts, or even German kunts, or best of all Italian kunts, like my father, a thirteenth generation SWISS GUARD (when a criminal record of running girls at knife point for the mafia does not ruin a career as a guard of popes, all of whom like Saint Augustine documents in Confessions had hoars, the present Argentino included, preferably tight young Italians with creamy pussies between their 15 year old legs when their weak 16 year old brothers are tied up by the Football linemen in the weight room at Saint Augustine College Preparatory, Lake Como, Switzerland (before the battles in which I earned my Swiss Navy Cross).

I shot my sperm into the Russian's kunt with the fury of a German corporal shooting a 50 mm flak into a attacking T34 tank at the last stand of Bakmut or Advika, and she laced her long Russian fingers around my scrotum with strength that I knew could sterilize me as I came, each sperm, a million of them in each load, invaded her fallopian tube, like polish prisoners conscripted by my German grandfather to scrape away the crust of Russian infantry before my Grandfather tightened a finger around the trigger of the 50 mm, turning 4 Russian boys into pig roast, which in the Russian winter were a source of protein and fat.

And she gave me a child. And then a dozen.

And one of them, a licensed medical doctor, became the first Pope of a Unified Russian Orthodox and Catholic and Jewish unified church, not to mention the second coming of the Prophet Muhammed, all while doing tantric yoga to better fuck the Buddhist Japanese samba dancer at Samba School Salguera, you know the hot Japanese one that we saw that night a month ago with ISGer Caliboy, after we met up with PV118, that line of computer code who has jammed his centimeters bare into dozens of kunts which he keeps on a special wechat spreadsheet. I put that in there because I know he reads this, as do all of you jealous gamer porner fuks in the Rich World Pussy Prison known as Amerika, ruled by Feminazis named Pelosi and Cortez who strap on laws to fuck your ass and mouth and even your Amerikan pisshole if they can get another dead kunt like say Feinstein to put in the catheter, because you read this and you are jealous that I jammed my 17 centimeters of German bratwurst into the tight, bare, black kunt of a Russian named Anne Amari Monica Sweetheart, whom I gave a Google Pixel phone so I could track her every move by the IMEI, so I could drop a hellfire onto her cheating ass.

We would listen to the pernoite playlist all night, the one that Manuela Gomes gave me in the Love Time Motel in Gloria, where I would run hike walk with her from the Russian Consulate to the American Consulate back to the Swiss Consulate, where I would take her, across from the Hotel Alemeda, where I would hold Russian and English and Portuguese class with her in the Hotel Alemeda.

I would grab a hold of her brown hair.

I would jam her throat onto my bratwurst, thick, as the MILF I like to fuck at Perola gives me credit for, and I would choke the Russian, and get hard. I would fuck her from behind, and I would fuck her from the front missionary style. I would say to her garganta profunda, because I know she is a cheating kunt who loves the pretos who have 22 centimeter cocks that she cums on. But I win the Russian with my thick 17 centimeter German cock that touches her g spot, and then I service her g spot with my fingers, just one of them because she is a tight college girl. Her Russian **** tightens, and milks me, and like a true yogi, a true Gurkha, a true Indian mercenary, I ply my father's profession, I am a soldier for hire. My oath is to the Vatican for benefit of Israel, because I am the CFO of the biggest bank of the future, and the Russian is soon to be the President of the BRICS bank, headquartered here in Rio de Janeiro, in one of our houses, in Leblon by the Metro, and the other out at the Metro Jardim Oceanico, and the other house at the Metro Recreio, which will be done by 2025, per my lover's intelligent demand to the Governor of Rio de Janeiro state, by the mansions mansaos and condominium buildings where in the basements, the banco do brasil prints perfect counterfeits of Russian, Euro, Mexican, Amerikan, Swiss and Brazilian currency. Fuck pix.

My cost per fuck -- my CPF -- with the Russian is zero because she fucks me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a Swiss Navy veteran!

Hoorah!

Kill.

Covid 27: A RioFornication Novel, Book 1.

Chapter 1.

(fiction).

2012, Jordan.

Paul Manley, SJ, was a boxer who had blued at Oxford while earning his Masters. Never fully at home in the increasingly feminized Jesuit order, something in Manley had finally snapped when he escorted the body of a fellow Jesuit, 88, who had been murdered in the street by ISIS. Paul met a former West Point students of his at the airport. Now a Colonel in Delta Force, the officer had sought out Paul and offered any help given the circumstance. Paul simply had asked for a chance to seek justice — the justice of the Old Testament. The Israelis had women and men in the team, and a Russian Jew of stunning beauty had trained Manley for a few afternoons in shooting a pistol and rifle — only for defense — which after all was based on the same body mechanics as boxing. Weeks later, Paul was again an unofficial chaplain to the Colonel, who had Paul as a chaplain in 1990 in upstate New York in Beast Barracks.

Sweeping the walkway.

A backwards step.

My head collides.

With the old bell.

Forgot it was there.

Now we both ring together.

The Russian.

I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.

We all have been drinking and smoking ganja but not the Russian, she is pure, pure as the driven snow outside of Moscow where in 1942 my grandfather Christian Shultz of the German Army, the Wermacht ploughed Russians, like all our fascist forebears, and now the Jews he put in the camps are allegedly committing genocide, and the Russians are fighting the fascists again, the Communists are fighting the fascists and the nationalists in Latina countries are attaching wires from field phones to Jihadis, and cranking the handle until the alleged terrorist suspects named Abdullah foam from the mouth, writhing in agony as their balls die by electrocution first, but not their brain. What is that the torturer says in 120 days of Salom, we will kill you 1000 times rather than once, we will parade you into faux so called courts of law, with your ears bandaged because we cut them off and fed them to you, and your eyes hanging out, and we go to the Metro Leblon, first one preto says good night to the Russian, and then the other preto tries to linger behind because he wants to fuck the Russian, to shove 22 centimeters of black dick up into her shit filled ass without any lube except for his spit, but I circle back and linger longer, and as she is calling the uber, I catch my Russian tutor's hand. I am paying her. In reais. In cash. Because I refuse to get PIX because I to do not want to be tracked by communists, and now Brazil, a province of Russia, is communist, just as surely as is China, and Russia, and Venezuela, and Cuba.

She thinks I am Cuban, because I told her so, and because I declared my allegiance to communism back up at the school in the hills, where we have hiked for months, every Sunday, for a hundred weeks. While she teaches me Russian. And I pay her in kind, by teaching her English. American English. American Porn English.

And finance.

She is a semi pro.

I have become tired of hoars and kunts.

Or so I thought.

Then I took her by Uber to Motel VIPS, where she tutored me in Russian, and I tutored her.

We watched Annette Schwartz fucked by 5 black men outside of an abortion clinic in East LA gangland from blacksonblondes dot com.

Ice Cold fucked Annette, and Annette choked, and pulled the trigger on the and word.

The and word.

It is like a gun. You have to have a license to use it.

It is like fuk.

Or hoar.

Or kunt.

Admins from websites will program their HTML to find and replace the and word, kunt, or hoar. And replace the words with asterisks.

As if it makes any difference.

There is a version of Huck Finn, like Django Unchained, or like James a new novel, or like American Fiction, watch closely at the end of the film, an image of Jim sits there, watching the main black character, and the main character who was up for an Oscar salutes Jim from Huck Finn a pair of centuries ago, more or less, Rogan, Twain, Franklin are American Literature -- Letras -- in four words, and I have taught my Russian kunt hoar who fuks like the 20 year old ballerina that she is to speak perfect American English by watching Joe Rogan, now on youtube again, after the marxists in the Nasdaq tried to cancel him, those kunts, those dry, over 45 year old kunts, your wives, dear ISG reader, internationalsexguide. NL reader. Those kunts may as well have their kunt lips, labia stitched shut in the hospital in Botafogo down the street from Bambina, where I had my colon done, a day later for Nina DePonca to give me a handjob in the hospital. Now there's a kunt, older, in her 40's, but her kunt still lubes up, and her hands know how to frig a prick.

Yes, the Russian would listen to Joe Rogan on spotify and youtube between fucking up at VIPS, where Stagliano did his best work on [URL]evilangel.com[/URL]. We would listen to Rogan, Springteen, and we would fuck. I took up cycling again, and triathlon, and we would swim half a mile at Posto 2 by our apartment which Mossad paid for half the year, and the Swiss Navy intelligence chief paid for for the other half -- not out of his agency, but out of his personal funds, mind you.

So, the Russian and I would swim, then hop on the little orange rental bikes from ITAU, and we would bike down to Posto 12, and then we would hike to the nude beach, to Praia Abrico, and we would fuk.

I fucked her ass.

Bare because she liked pain, that was a year ago.

And the only lube we had was CLP, cleaner Lubricant Protectant. CLP, a little bottle of which I kept in the pistol grip of the Taurus T4, disassembled in half in my backpack, the one I always carry, the one by a local Brazilian brand. And she didn't want to get preggers. So, we used the greek method of birth control. She gave me her tight little Russian ass, the one on the top of those long dancers legs. More than once the faggots had circled us, and more than once, the Russian had taken a suppressed Glock 26 out of her camelback, and shot a Brazilian faggot in the dick, which was hard. And then we would fuk more, the monkeys having receded from the sight of a man bleeding out from his balls. She liked that. I liked that she liked that. My grandfather Christian Shultz of Hamburg liked that too when he raped Russians on the way to Moscow, and on the way back to Berlin, and in Prague, where he signed the manifests that sent Jews from the trains to my grandmother, Emmi Shultz of Hamburg, Germany, where we kept them in our family apartments near the wharf, where we paid fisher boat captains in gold to take them to Amsterdam, which is why, in the water bottle compartment of my Rush 72 5-11 pack, I have a dozen black passports, sent to me by the Rothschild's family office, because the Russian is from a Russian Orthodox family which does business with Russian Jews.

That was a year ago, 71 weeks ago, to be exact.

I can't give the Russian the codename Ann Amari because she is not black, but, I do give her the codename Anne Amari anyway, because I know, ironically, the Russian prefers big black dick -- or as she likes to call BBC -- and-word dick, just like Annette Schwartz in Blacks and Blondes, you know the one, Dreman, the one where the Kraut Nazi girl -- there is another one of those words -- uses the and-word, pulls that trigger on that and-word just like Annette Schwartz pulls the trigger on a Assault Rifle in 7. 92 Kurtz, with a telescopic sight that her father made for her in a machine shop down at the wharf in Hamburg, like my mother.

My mother would watch Sound of Music over and over.

She would watch Sound of Music because of her kinship with the nun of the movie who goes to Salzburg and fucks an Austrian Navy Captain, then to take the family to Switzerland, because I am that Captain, with 453, illegitimate children from Tijuana to Porto Allegre, all of whom will get Medical Degrees on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.

So, the Russian learns Spanish from Carlos Santana, and I learn Russian from her favorite Russian pop music with good Russian language to learn Russian, and what is the best Netflix movies to learn Russian?

We would fuk like that, an hour of Russian tutoring for me, and then I would sit and play [URL]economist.com[/URL] audio for her, and eat her pussy with my finger in her tight kunt, I would be listening to Henry Miller on earbuds with my lips stroking her clit, while I used just one finger to stroke her g spot, until she came, again. See, the thing about [URL]economist.com[/URL] audio is that it is good English to teach finance, and I would raise the topic of prostitution with students by playing the article from 2014 on prostitution with all the charts on how white girls get more, and we would joke, that the Russian has the callsign of a black girl from Haiti, Anne Amari, that is. The Russian likes to eat pussy too, by the way, especially black pussy, especially when she has the black girl tied up and a ball gag in her mouth. That's why I love the Russian, and because its genetic.

I am a viking.

My German Grandfather was enslaving and freeing Jews while he was killing Russians on the steppes of Ukraine when my father was shooting gooks and japs and the yellow man with his 40 mm Bofors cannon, and his. 50 Ma deuce, with Marine Corps advisers in the Straits of Malacca in the battle of 1941 to 1944, when he would offload thai hoars for gold and ganja, and other barter with Indians, those horny fuks.

I digress.

So, it was March 14th. We were at the Leblon Metro. The preto named Felipe was trying hard to fuk the Russian. I came back up to the street, and caught her eye. I had messaged her on Zap, vamos no dias Ferreira. To the apartment above boteca Belmonte. She had done this a dozen times. There was the Hezbollah Jihadi she had sliced in the stomach outside of Na Brasa Colombia.

I was seated inside with a DE at agent, after catholic mass on Sunday night. We were at a street window. The Jihadi had been following me, but Anne Amari Russian had been following me, as was our habit. She had a 5. 7 Palmetto State Pistol with a suppressor in the camelback. She had shot the jihadi once in the balls. Then she had taken his balls, as we often liked to do in the hills of Yemen and Ethiopia when we were interning with doctors without borders, usually with a bunch of former SEALS and active duty SEALS embedded.

The Russian and I trained Capoiera, for our beach fucks at abrico, there in the capoiera studios of downtown Sao Paulo in Bela Vista where we tracked the Hezbollah slave traders and gun runners and porn producers and soul stealers and sinners with their kunts and guns. The American kunts will cut your dick off because you use the and-word without a license, but they could care less if you write that a hot ass Russian ballerina cut off a black muslim criminal terrorist's balls outside of Na Brasa Colombia in Botafogo to protect me, while I reported a source to a Swiss Navy NCIS agent.

The Russian and I sprinted at a slow jog back to Boteca Belmonte, then we found a rare negra and her Brazilian soccer player boyfriend from Germany at Boteca Belmonte, and then we four foot patrolled to the Russian consulate, where we fucked. The Russian fucked the Brazilian and the German with a strapon, and I fucked the Russian and the Brazilian kunt. We entered the Russian consulate with a key FOB that opened the garage door, and we swept in in a good wedge formation that the instructors at Quantico had taught us in Officers Candidate School during Small Unit Leadership Evaluation One, where I was a SWISS NAVY exchange Officer from Medellin, so long ago, in the summer of 1998.

"Give me 1000 words of erotica" the Russian would command me in her purring perfect American English voice. The fucking KGB was paying me to tutor her in American English. We were in the priest's apartment, casa de padres, in the hills around the university. There was the crazy eyed priest who ministered to samba schools in the Rocinha hills, up Estrada the Gavea, where the red headed Ruiva kunt attended the doctor professors in the School of Saude, where the surgeon, like God, had taught me surgery, just as the Roman soldiers had put a spear in the side of Christ, like the surgeon pierced my side in the hospital in Botafogo, 7 months, 189 days ago. God the surgeon had after I was asleep put a catheter in my penis, and after he took it out, Nina DePonca had stroked my dick back to health with her hand, the same one that milked the balls of a fellow ISG member in the pool in the swing deck at Paris Cafe less than a month ago, like a good cum extraction nurse. Because that is what the former Rayssa of JuPanteras dot com does best, she knows how to get a man off with her mouth and fist, or her fingers.

You date a black girl with a tight Haitian ass with a pitbull so you have a fire team of 3, but you can substitute a Russian ballerina for the black girl and call her Anne Amari because black girls and hot ass Russian ballerinas are interchangeable for the purposes of security.

So, that was the fifth or tenth time we fucked, in the casa de padres, in the apartment.

Then we would fuck in the priest's dressing room in the church, where I had a key and a locker because I was an altar boy walkon who was trusted to carry a cross and a collection plate full of money, and she was too because she was devout Slavic Orthodox. We reunited Western and Eastern Christianity. My Catholic balls tightened up, and her Slavic Orthodox kunt muscles milked my German milk, my Malaysian Muslim seed, into her box, and she bore me a dozen children, all boys, all medical doctors by 2050 on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, but real women, like Anne Amari and the Russian Anne Amari detest faggots, because they do not like the competition. Good Russian women cut off the balls of German prisoners before they send them back to their women. Because the world is a violent place, and Brasil is neutral.

So, if you want to fuck kunt that works at JP Morgan Prime Brokerage clients in the Russian Consulate, get a apartment in Leblon, near the metro, on the foot path back into the hills by the Christian university. Then find the slavic orthodox ballerinas. You can warm up on negras and morenas and mulattas and brancas, indeed, the slavic orthodox kunts like to have their white pussies eaten out by mulattas with their thick lips and long tongues, all the better for sucking on slavic orthodox clits like the clitorises are small penises, just a centimeter or a dozen milimeters long.

Then sometime in 2054, when I am with my Russian queen in our house out on Isla Grande, surrounded by decommissioned SWISS NAVY Virginia and Seawolf class submarines tied up with Petrobras oil tankers and helicopters, surrounded by our families of medical doctors and pit bulls and US Marine Corps Commissioned Officers and Staff Non Commissioned Officers, we take turns piloting FPV drones to drop thermobaric grenades onto hoards of Jihadi masses.

It is always easy to find a black Anne Amari at Vila Mimosa or Lapa or Centro. I pay 300 reais pernoite. I fuk the negra Anne Amari once a day, and she cooks and cleans a little and eats and insists on uber to and fro from the favela, where she dodges 7. 62 x 51 rounds from para FALs.

But it takes some skill to find a Russian Slavic Orthodox Anne Amari, lets call the Russian Monica Sweetheart, how is that for a porn allusion, Senor Dreman?

The Russian doesn't smoke ganja. She doesn't drink. She trained dance in Russia, and together we train Capoeira in Brazil, we swim bike run from at classicobeachclub to Praia Abrico, where we fuk, kill for fun, and then swim out to the boat which we take with the Grupo Maritimo out to the waiting USS SEAWOLF and from thence to USS Florida with the love shack in the Captain's suite -- our love shack is nothing more than a Macbook Pro with 24 gb of RAM -- thanks Senor MichaelSamuel -- and the iPhone 13 in a waterproof neck case -- thanks senor Dreman.

I am not a secret agent.

Dreman is not a CIA officer. Dreman is a Assistant US Attorney from the Southern District of New York. And Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian for what she did there in Botafogo last week. Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian dancer, who tumbled in a flawless capoeira move to break the aggressor's jaw after she shot him and before she took what made him a man.

After the Russian left the Jihadi alive -- she had applied the tourniquet -- I circled back to Na Brasa Colombia, and then I took the Russian to Hotel Panda. We were regular faces. She had been my tutor, and I had been her tutor for weeks, and we took the same bus to Metro Botafogo from the hills, where we shared ear buds to listen to Russian or American pop -- Springsteen, Jimmy Hendrix, and all the pernoite soft rock that Manuela Gomes had given me in Motel Love Time years ago in 2014 when we were first fucking.

There are 12 million sets of eyes in Rio de Janeiro, but it is a small town of small towns.

Fuking negras in Botafogo was my passion.

I fuked Kainan Bellato in the Airbnb in Botafogo, and cooked, and she offered me her bare free gratis holes for the use of the apartment while she was a new hoar. Kainan was the best, the tightest, until the Russian, a black Russian, or a White Russian, and I walked around Rio with the Russian, like the Big Lebowski, with my big lebowski up her ass for months, until she got on the pill, then I emptied my seed into her kunt, now on medication to prevent pregnancy, the ultimate STD. Sometime in 2043, the Russian will turn 40, but I won't settle for asians, even though I am half asian, no I won't settle for Thai kunts, I won't settle for Latina kunts, or black kunts, or even German kunts, or best of all Italian kunts, like my father, a thirteenth generation SWISS GUARD (when a criminal record of running girls at knife point for the mafia does not ruin a career as a guard of popes, all of whom like Saint Augustine documents in Confessions had hoars, the present Argentino included, preferably tight young Italians with creamy pussies between their 15 year old legs when their weak 16 year old brothers are tied up by the Football linemen in the weight room at Saint Augustine College Preparatory, Lake Como, Switzerland (before the battles in which I earned my Swiss Navy Cross).

I shot my sperm into the Russian's kunt with the fury of a German corporal shooting a 50 mm flak into a attacking T34 tank at the last stand of Bakmut or Advika, and she laced her long russian fingers around my scrotum with strength that I knew could sterilize me as I came, each sperm, a million of them in each load, invaded her fallopian tube, like polish prisoners conscripted by my German grandfather to scrape away the crust of Russian infantry before my Grandfather tightened a finger around the trigger of the 50 mm, turning 4 Russian boys into pig roast, which in the Russian winter were a source of protein and fat.

And she gave me a child. And then a dozen.

And one of them, a licensed medical doctor, became the first Pope of a Unified Russian Orthodox and Catholic and Jewish unified church, not to mention the second coming of the Prophet Muhammed, all while doing tantric yoga to better fuck the Buddhist Japanese samba dancer at Samba School Salguera, you know the hot Japanese one that we saw that night a month ago with ISGer Caliboy, after we met up with PV118, that line of computer code who has jammed his centimeters bare into dozens of kunts which he keeps on a special wechat spreadsheet. I put that in there because I know he reads this, as do all of you jealous gamer porner fuks in the Rich World Pussy Prison known as Amerika, ruled by Feminazis named Pelosi and Cortez who strap on laws to fuck your ass and mouth and even your Amerikan pisshole if they can get another dead kunt like say Feinstein to put in the catheter, because you read this and you are jealous that I jammed my 17 centimeters of German bratwurst into the tight, bare, black kunt of a Russian named Anne Amari Monica Sweetheart, whom I gave a Google Pixel phone so I could track her every move by the IMEI, so I could drop a hellfire onto her cheating ass.

We would listen to the pernoite playlist all night, the one that Manuela Gomes gave me in the Love Time Motel in Gloria, where I would run hike walk with her from the Russian Consulate to the American Consulate back to the Swiss Consulate, where I would take her, across from the Hotel Alemeda, where I would hold Russian and English and Portoguese class with her in the Hotel Alemeda.

I would grab a hold of her brown hair.

I would jam her throat onto my bratwurst, thick, as the MILF I like to fuck at Perola gives me credit for, and I would choke the Russian, and get hard. I would fuck her from behind, and I would fuck her from the front missionary style. I would say to her garganta profunda, because I know she is a cheating kunt who loves the pretos who have 22 centimeter cocks that she cums on. But I win the Russian with my thick 17 centimeter German cock that touches her g spot, and then I service her g spot with my fingers, just one of them because she is a tight college girl. Her Russian **** tightens, and milks me, and like a true yogi, a true Gurkha, a true Indian mercenary, I ply my father's profession, I am a soldier for hire. My oath is to the Vatican for benefit of Israel, because I am the CFO of the biggest bank of the future, and the Russian is soon to be the President of the BRICS bank, headquartered here in Rio de Janeiro, in one of our houses, in Leblon by the Metro, and the other out at the Metro Jardim Oceanico, and the other house at the Metro Recreio, which will be done by 2025, per my lover's intelligent demand to the Governor of Rio de Janeiro state, by the mansions mansaos and condominium buildings where in the basements, the banco do brasil prints perfect counterfeits of Russian, Euro, Mexican, Amerikan, Swiss and Brazilian currency. Fuck pix.

My cost per fuck -- my CPF -- with the Russian is zero because she fucks me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a Swiss navy veteran!

Hoorah!

Kill.

Tonight Vagabundo fucked Meier Morena (pictured, though that was in Panda hotel) up the ass bare for a few hours.

$200 r. Plus uber.

Attached is a requested and reqcommended gearlist. Any of you great SWISS NAVY friends want to bring Vagabundo those items, the beloved Mark Twain of Sex Tourism will join you to any of our recommended dining spots!

The pictures were taken on a pixel phone which justifies the items. Half the stuff is for the celular, a up to date renewed Google Pixel 6 a (or latest for less than $150 USD). Why? Pure android. Good camera.

As for the rest -- the case for the phone is resposible for Vagabundo saving his celular from a theft, and with some work with the straps can be strapped to the chest to covertly take video, which could work for sex, and indeed, Vagabundo has done just this.

The laptop is a good trading rig for less than $400 including a memory max upgrade. Extra credit if you bring a laptop with ibkr installed so I can login and do my trading and provide a high speed internet connection. This makes a great cover to be a intel officer for the Italian chapter of the Congregation Beth Israel, Northern Rome responsible for recruiting Brazilian working girls for the SWISS GUARD who often have to get some nice ass for his holiness.

Hooo rah!

[QUOTE=Degenerate24;3017026].......... Almost all girls I've come across they would take some "help" and go out on a "date" with you.......[/QUOTE]If that were as instantaneous as it sounds I would not monger at all. You guys have a lot of patience.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017225]If that were as instantaneous as it sounds I would not monger at all. You guys have a lot of patience.[/QUOTE]The devil is in the details. In a lots of country when a girls you just met or start talking with is rapidly switching to talk about her prolems and usually related to money problem its a signal that she is going to do something to get this money if she can. In south america it almost always meanning that the girl is going to milk you untill you spit the cash.

[QUOTE=Anaggie;3016910]JW Marriott is girl friendly. Just make sure the girls carry their original ID or they can log in to their digital one online. No photos or pdfs on their phone.[/QUOTE]Some hotels will allow you to bring in different women, but the big question is. Do you have to pay a guest fee for each female you bring into the hotel? There are 3 hotels that I stopped staying at because the guest fee was almost the same price as the hotel room itself!

[QUOTE=Bravo;3017289]Some hotels will allow you to bring in different women, but the big question is. Do you have to pay a guest fee for each female you bring into the hotel? There are 3 hotels that I stopped staying at because the guest fee was almost the same price as the hotel room itself![/QUOTE]I don't ever pay a guest fee because I always book 2 people per room. Once the girl leaves, I head downstairs and ask them to remove her name from my room so I can bring a different one later. Regular rooms at JW only allow 2 people per room and suites allow three. There is nominal charge for the third person but I don't know what it is since I never had three girls in Rio. At the Renaissance in SP, the 3rd guest is 150 are for the whole stay if I am not mistaken. I will confirm on my trip in September.

[QUOTE=Bravo;3017289]Some hotels will allow you to bring in different women, but the big question is. Do you have to pay a guest fee for each female you bring into the hotel? There are 3 hotels that I stopped staying at because the guest fee was almost the same price as the hotel room itself![/QUOTE]Ask before booking or book on a website who allow a free cancelation then you can usually write directly to the hotel through the apps. They will tell you because the place who are guest friendly know they are doing good business because of it and the one who arent are target a different scope of client. You don't want to be into a family hotel if you go there for working girl mongering.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3017273]The devil is in the details. In a lots of country when a girls you just met or start talking with is rapidly switching to talk about her prolems and usually related to money problem its a signal that she is going to do something to get this money if she can. In south america it almost always meanning that the girl is going to milk you untill you spit the cash.[/QUOTE]So you really end up paying more for the non-pro than the pro.

[QUOTE=Anaggie;3017306]I don't ever pay a guest fee because I always book 2 people per room. Once the girl leaves, I head downstairs and ask them to remove her name from my room so I can bring a different one later. Regular rooms at JW only allow 2 people per room and suites allow three. There is nominal charge for the third person but I don't know what it is since I never had three girls in Rio. At the Renaissance in SP, the 3rd guest is 150 are for the whole stay if I am not mistaken. I will confirm on my trip in September.[/QUOTE]Anaggie has it right and esp the do it next morning part. I've been burned on this when I've not done it that way. If you have to unregister and re-register at the time of brining a girl it is both awkward and may not work. The Hilton in Copa said it was against policy and I had to pay an extra guest fee. I am sure this wouldn't have happened if I had unregistered her the morning before. Not to mention the incoming girl is there as you unregister last nights fuck which is kinda uncool.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3016460]Indyara Dourado asked 1500 r. Most go for 800 r. My experience has been to get them before they go on Riosexsite for 150 r or 200 r when they are just starting. Like Yasmin Mineira in 2015.[/QUOTE]I have never been to South America, let alone Brazil, but after reading this forum and your particular insights, I am bursting out of my skin wanting to head there. You mention above to get the girls before they hit sites like Riosexsite. Where to I go to seek them out? Are there other local ads I can find online, or is this strictly in-person?

If you were to give someone a single site to visit or a place to go in person in Rio, what would they be? (P. S. I'm not a bar / drinker kind of person, so that might make answering a little harder. And I much prefer to meet girls in the afternoon as opposed to evenings and nights).

Thank you kindly for any advice!

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017403]So you really end up paying more for the non-pro than the pro.[/QUOTE]In some country non-pro a less expensive then pro because they are the 'usual' type of girls and not loking like a working girl. I don't knonw in Brazil, but in thailand the usual girl have no boob, no ass, she is small and petite. Black hair, black eyes, shy and not so experimented in bed. Less rushy. The hard core pro usually have the gang ***** girl look with the full tatoo on the bask and the silicon + the pushy attitude. I pay the non pro a lot less then the pro in thailand.

[QUOTE=Combo;3015378]Even in the heyday of Help, So Paulo always had better-looking women. But the whole vibe with Help and Terraco Atlantico was incredible. Best-ever venue for our hobby.[/QUOTE]Agreed. I also loved Balcony Bar and L'Uomo. If you hung out long enough at Balcony Bar you would always eventually find a stunner. Unlike Mabs, which I find is just a sad place to go. Balcony Bar had an awesome vibe.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3017442]In some country non-pro a less expensive then pro because they are the 'usual' type of girls and not loking like a working girl[/QUOTE]Seems he does not know much about non-pros. Some of the Brazilian chicks that I have dated did not even want to go out if they did not have money to pay their part.

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[QUOTE=TotallyInsane;3017422]I have never been to South America, let alone Brazil, but after reading this forum and your particular insights, I am bursting out of my skin wanting to head there. You mention above to get the girls before they hit sites like Riosexsite. Where to I go to seek them out? Are there other local ads I can find online, or is this strictly in-person?

If you were to give someone a single site to visit or a place to go in person in Rio, what would they be? (P. S. I'm not a bar / drinker kind of person, so that might make answering a little harder. And I much prefer to meet girls in the afternoon as opposed to evenings and nights).

Thank you kindly for any advice![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3017442]...... but in thailand the usual girl have no boob, no ass.......[/QUOTE]Who wants to fuck a girl who has no boob and no ass. Sir, when you read on here of dudes who boast that they pay very little or nothing for non pros rest assured they are approaching girls who no self respecting man would approach.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017621]Who wants to fuck a girl who has no boob and no ass. Sir, when you read on here of dudes who boast that they pay very little or nothing for non pros rest assured they are approaching girls who no self respecting man would approach.[/QUOTE]That's your experience. I mix regular girls and pro's in Brazil. The most memorable and beautiful girls in Brazil, who also have performed best in bed, were the regular girls. Very few of the regular ones ever asked for money. My buddies also have the same experience.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017621]Who wants to fuck a girl who has no boob and no ass. Sir, when you read on here of dudes who boast that they pay very little or nothing for non pros rest assured they are approaching girls who no self respecting man would approach.[/QUOTE]When the lady is cute she is fuckable with or without boobie and huge ass. I like girls in south america, but I also like the girls in asia. Its a different type of women, its like comparaing chocolate cake with a strawberry short cake. Both of them can be delicious.

The girl on the pictures doesn't really had bood and she probably have a flat ass too.

Pornstar Realty Best Investment Plan for $10 million reais property in Rio de Janeiro.

1. Oh, while Vagabundo is at it, the above one and done is basically.

[URL]https://www.ksresidence.com.br/[/URL]

(detailed attachments and photos to follow).

Senor Vagabundo met a client who wants to invest $10 million reais in Rio de Janeiro. He passed this contact on to his real friend the workout partner from Aproador, who, of course, promptly fucked up and tried to steal the commission by being too aggressive on a Leblon property when the man clearly wants Barra.

But, that property visit occurred on Tuesday, when Vagabundo fucked Cherry Torn Catwoman bareback for 70 minutes for 400 r plus 40 r for uber plus ifood, salmon from Na Brasa Columbia. So that is a cost per fuck getting up around 10 r per minute as the accountant, JimmyBoy99, a native Italian speaker who tortures his hoars with some Pavorotti in Italian while he gives them a backrub. After a long career as a bank regulator, he fills his fidelity account with higher yielding short term paper. He becomes in Riofornication Covid 27 the Chief Financial Officer of Vagabundo Capital out of Texas.

One thing about old JimmyBoy99, he knows technology. He carries as certain Asian brand of Android, and he recommends and uses SKYPE, which gives free calls to US numbers, or at least very low cost.

OK, men, your assigned reading for the next time we have a meal at Cais do Oriente in Rio de Janeiro centro is Naked Lunch, and Memories of my Melancholy *****s, and The French Lieutenant's Woman, from the Economist 500 Greatest Books of All Time.

If someone out there could please find a copy of Naked Lunch or Tropic of Cancer that I could cut and paste into here, please send me a link, or a private message with the file, preferably in Word Document or similar.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3017662]When the lady is cute she is fuckable with or without boobie and huge ass. I like girls in south america, but I also like the girls in asia. Its a different type of women, its like comparaing chocolate cake with a strawberry short cake. Both of them can be delicious.

The girl on the pictures doesn't really had bood and she probably have a flat ass too.[/QUOTE]As they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder so what you like I may not and vice versa. Regarding the girl in the photo its hard to judge from a photo especially when she's got clothes on. If I see her in the flesh I may damn well want to bang her.

[QUOTE=Sperto;3017641]That's your experience. I mix regular girls and pro's in Brazil. The most memorable and beautiful girls in Brazil, who also have performed best in bed, were the regular girls. Very few of the regular ones ever asked for money. My buddies also have the same experience.[/QUOTE]Ok, we have different experiences. Whenever I approach a hot civilian she always gives me a hard time before I get into her panties. Most times I just lose patience as I could bang hookers who look like her in a jiffy just having to dip into my pocket. On the other hand I get the eye from fuglies who I certainly won't hit the sack with. No way I could approach a hot beauty and be in bed with her in a day or two for free like you guys.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017621]Who wants to fuck a girl who has no boob and no ass. Sir, when you read on here of dudes who boast that they pay very little or nothing for non pros rest assured they are approaching girls who no self respecting man would approach.[/QUOTE]These days I'm only interested in an ENTHUSIASTIC BBBJCIMNQ. But I do love a great pair of tits. I have been disappointed in Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, & Medellin. I don't want FS without a wrapper but can't get there with one on. So still looking for BJ heaven. Hoping it's in Brazil.

[QUOTE=PilotPete;3017858]These days I'm only interested in an ENTHUSIASTIC BBBJCIMNQ. But I do love a great pair of tits. I have been disappointed in Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, & Medellin. I don't want FS without a wrapper but can't get there with one on. So still looking for BJ heaven. Hoping it's in Brazil.[/QUOTE]I'the say per capita Brazil has the best BJ and kissing girls on the planet. So you should do fine. Just make sure to agree no condom BJ up front.

That said nothing beats a BJ bar in Thailand (like Wood bar) for the best BJ of your life (albeit with older or heavier girls). Honestly if you want the most guaranteed epic BJ I'the say Wood Bar in Bangkok.

But for a GFE with BJ a part of it then Brazil rules.

So ann amari and Vagabundo finally had a good fuck, a solid 20-30 minutes today, after I paid her for pernoite 300 r plus uber, ifood, and even weed. What else does a girl want or need?

Vagabundo was a little tired yesterday, but we always make up. She cooks, fucks. It's pretty normal couple stuff. Nice to have a regular who is also not working.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3017723]Pornstar Realty Best Investment Plan for $10 million reais property in Rio de Janeiro.

1. Oh, while Vagabundo is at it, the above one and done is basically.

[URL]https://www.ksresidence.com.br/[/URL]

(detailed attachments and photos to follow).

Senor Vagabundo met a client who wants to invest $10 million reais in Rio de Janeiro. He passed this contact on to his real friend the workout partner from Aproador, who, of course, promptly fucked up and tried to steal the commission by being too aggressive on a Leblon property when the man clearly wants Barra.

But, that property visit occurred on Tuesday, when Vagabundo fucked Cherry Torn Catwoman bareback for 70 minutes for 400 r plus 40 r for uber plus ifood, salmon from Na Brasa Columbia. So that is a cost per fuck getting up around 10 r per minute as the accountant, JimmyBoy99, a native Italian speaker who tortures his hoars with some Pavorotti in Italian while he gives them a backrub. After a long career as a bank regulator, he fills his fidelity account with higher yielding short term paper. He becomes in Riofornication Covid 27 the Chief Financial Officer of Vagabundo Capital out of Texas.

One thing about old JimmyBoy99, he knows technology. He carries as certain Asian brand of Android, and he recommends and uses SKYPE, which gives free calls to US numbers, or at least very low cost.

OK, men, your assigned reading for the next time we have a meal at Cais do Oriente in Rio de Janeiro centro is Naked Lunch, and Memories of my Melancholy *****s, and The French Lieutenant's Woman, from the Economist 500 Greatest Books of All Time.

If someone out there could please find a copy of Naked Lunch or Tropic of Cancer that I could cut and paste into here, please send me a link, or a private message with the file, preferably in Word Document or similar.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017851]As they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder so what you like I may not and vice versa. Regarding the girl in the photo its hard to judge from a photo especially when she's got clothes on. If I see her in the flesh I may damn well want to bang her.[/QUOTE]If you don't want to bang her with clothes you would probably not even naked. The girl is probably flat on both side.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3017883]I'the say per capita Brazil has the best BJ and kissing girls on the planet. So you should do fine. Just make sure to agree no condom BJ up front.

That said nothing beats a BJ bar in Thailand (like Wood bar) for the best BJ of your life (albeit with older or heavier girls). Honestly if you want the most guaranteed epic BJ I'the say Wood Bar in Bangkok.

But for a GFE with BJ a part of it then Brazil rules.[/QUOTE]Wood bar is overated like almost all place in this area. If you can't turn your brain off while the girl is sucking its not so memorable. Most of the girls in blow job place of thailand are ugly, fat or look like a LB (especially in BKK). If you like looking at a cute face and slim body its over no matter how good she can be. TBH I am looking at the girls on rio escort application and for the price of a BJ in thailand BJbar the average look of the girl can't even be compared. On internet and video pictures they all look so hot in these bar but I been in thailand so many time, the average girls taggued as a pro of BJ in a BJBAR is usually closer to be a toothless granny then the average rio girl of the same price. I tried wood bar long time ago, I took the cutest one and she was just OK and today she still one of the best looking at the place. It was like forever ago. She was good but I had way better BJ in most of spa and soapie of BKK.

Good for people who like it but I would not recommend these place to a first timer like if it was a gold mine. There is only one BJ place I would recommend in BKK: [URL]https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/girls[/URL].

Regarding BJ heaven. Brazilian women are BJ champions. It's very rare to get a lousy BJ in Brazil. The worldtime champion must have been Kelly at Stellas Massagem. Her skills were amazing. Even if I just had sessioned twice at other privées, before going to Stellas, Kelly would quickly make a BBBJCIM. The second most skilled BJ campion in Rio worked at Rua Carioca 59. I read about her in Gpguia where her skills were praised. I got curious and went to this trash privê. The woman turned out to be an average looking middleaged woman. None that I ever would have looked twice at. I told her I didn't want to f*ck but just try her famous BJ. She just smiled and went to work. Just amazing how skilled she was. She made a BBBJTCWS in no time. I made a report about her. As it was about 20 years ago she's propably retired by now.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3017926]Wood bar is overated like almost all place in this area. If you can't turn your brain off while the girl is sucking its not so memorable. Most of the girls in blow job place of thailand are ugly, fat or look like a LB (especially in BKK). If you like looking at a cute face and slim body its over no matter how good she can be. TBH I am looking at the girls on rio escort application and for the price of a BJ in thailand BJbar the average look of the girl can't even be compared. On internet and video pictures they all look so hot in these bar but I been in thailand so many time, the average girls taggued as a pro of BJ in a BJBAR is usually closer to be a toothless granny then the average rio girl of the same price. I tried wood bar long time ago, I took the cutest one and she was just OK and today she still one of the best looking at the place. It was like forever ago. She was good but I had way better BJ in most of spa and soapie of BKK. Good for people who like it but I would not recommend these place to a first timer like if it was a gold mine. There is only one BJ place I would recommend in BKK: [URL]https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/girls[/URL].[/QUOTE]The gospel truth! I skipped the whole BJ bar scene in Thailand LOL! Best BBBJCIM in my life from Brazilian girls and good ones from European girls in Germany and Switzerland too.

I have never been a fan of BKK Blow Job bars for the obvious reasons given. I will also add that for the most part, I was never a big fan of BKK PSE oiles either, even though this is where customers can usually receive some of the best massage parlor sex available in BKK. Looks count for me. But there were notable exceptions like Fern from Mango massage. What a great gal! A little bit over the hill, but still pretty good in the looks department and the sex was pretty amazing. I used to invite her over to my place for a morning session before she had to be at Mango. And there were other exceptions s well.

Yeah, I like the way Brazilian girls give BBBJ's. I think they invented the kneeling BJ and multiple BJ's per session.

Riofornication Covid 27 (Vagabundo fiction, s3 e4).

The Pope has swam ashore naked on Praia Abrico, his Argentinian phallus flopping about nonchalantly, while his Rio hoar awaits him, naked, with large tits oiled up in coconut oil on the beach with Corporal Arcadio, the only Russian Jew in the United States Marine Corps at Beirut, who serves as a personal security detail for the former Portuguese ambassador to Cuba, Tavares, who has Karina Rose covered in coconut oil, in a tent, where he is fucking her with his 77 year old Portuguese cock, while she wears a vasco the gama futbol shirt. The local cops, two pretos, insist on fucking Karina Rose anyway, and they do, but Tavares is a swinger, so he has already been getting a blowjob from the former Pope's hoar, who has taken the name Nia Nacci to appeal to American clients, like the rest of the personal security detail, all composed of Veterans of their nations' militaries. Kira Noir, a thin negra from Duque de Caixis, is with Vagabundo up on a rock where she jumps off the table, and offers to sit on his dick just like she had done for years at Emporio do Banho. We walk into Emporio de Banho after going into Trash Casas looking for Nia Nacci 4. Nia Nacci 3 worked at a trash casa where she took loads bare in her kunt, her hot negra mulatta kunt, with her natural tits, her strong muscled legs, and nothing more than leather biker boots, and a kunt, strapped loosely by a string bikini bottom, and a willing mouth, and a dangerous attitude. You would be advised not to take her to your apartment. Nia Nacci 2 was maybe a year or two ago, perhaps it was Bella Donna.

The best place for a Pornstar Penthouse is probably Recreio in terms of cost per fuck per minute.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3017723]Pornstar Realty Best Investment Plan for $10 million reais property in Rio de Janeiro.

1. Oh, while Vagabundo is at it, the above one and done is basically.

[URL]https://www.ksresidence.com.br/[/URL]

(detailed attachments and photos to follow).

Senor Vagabundo met a client who wants to invest $10 million reais in Rio de Janeiro. He passed this contact on to his real friend the workout partner from Aproador, who, of course, promptly fucked up and tried to steal the commission by being too aggressive on a Leblon property when the man clearly wants Barra.

But, that property visit occurred on Tuesday, when Vagabundo fucked Cherry Torn Catwoman bareback for 70 minutes for 400 r plus 40 r for uber plus ifood, salmon from Na Brasa Columbia. So that is a cost per fuck getting up around 10 r per minute as the accountant, JimmyBoy99, a native Italian speaker who tortures his hoars with some Pavorotti in Italian while he gives them a backrub. After a long career as a bank regulator, he fills his fidelity account with higher yielding short term paper. He becomes in Riofornication Covid 27 the Chief Financial Officer of Vagabundo Capital out of Texas..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sperto;3017935]Regarding BJ heaven. Brazilian women are BJ champions. It's very rare to get a lousy BJ in Brazil. The worldtime champion must have been Kelly at Stellas Massagem. Her skills were amazing. Even if I just had sessioned twice at other prives, before going to Stellas, Kelly would quickly make a BBBJCIM. The second most skilled BJ campion in Rio worked at Rua Carioca 59. I read about her in Gpguia where her skills were praised. I got curious and went to this trash priv. The woman turned out to be an average looking middleaged woman. None that I ever would have looked twice at. I told her I didn't want to f*ck but just try her famous BJ. She just smiled and went to work. Just amazing how skilled she was. She made a BBBJTCWS in no time. I made a report about her. As it was about 20 years ago she's propably retired by now.[/QUOTE]Any link to some webiste to see and get info about the ladys you are talking about?

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3018065]Any link to some webiste to see and get info about the ladys you are talking about?[/QUOTE]Not really. Carioca 59 is a trash puteiro. 4 floors with trash privées and nothing I would recommend.

Stellas massagem might have a website even though it would be classified as trash privê. An organized trash privê with a very fun boss woman. The girls always presented themselves nude. It used to be a great option when they had Sol and Kelly. Sol was cute 18-year old girl with huge natural perfect tits. I lost the count of sessions I had with her. Today she works as a security guard in one of the Lapa clubs. Kelly was a tall and superfit girl with a large and round ass and silicone tits (which I don't really like). I'm not a guy that likes anal sex but Kelly always insisted that I tried her ass as well and I always finished in her mouth. Unless you arrived at the Stellas just when Kelly arrived at work you could expect to wait in a line after something like six guys. Kelly was very requested. As I sessioned with her during something like 15 years, since she started at 18 years age, I got special privileges like extra time and she lent her personal towel so I could wash my dick before and after the session (remember, we're talking trash privê). The price used to be 25 reais for many years. They had an offer that you could have two girls for almost the same price as one girl. Stella also had a "hidden" privê on Rua Santa Luzia where they let the 18 year old newbies do their first weeks just to see if they could handle the business. Anyway, Kelly has married and left the business since a couple of years.

I would like to take the time to thank those that contributed to the forum before me. The paradox of choice. For those unformiliar with this concept imagine two ice cream booths right next to each other. One sells 3 flavors of ice cream the other sells 50 flavors. Which will sell more ice cream? The answer is obvious. The ice cream booth that sells only 3 flavors. Why is this? Because when humans have an over abundance of options they tend to feel overwhelmed and actually don't make a decision at all. I personally believe this concept effects every aspect of our lives. But I digress, more on that later.

I can't remember where I left off in my last report. My sleep schedule is so destroyed its hard to know which day it is. I have to check to see when I'm scheduled to go to the gym. Did I tell you guys about the time I sessioned with a skinny girl at Mosaico? She might be 4'9 if that. Well after that I invited her over to my apartment. And I fucked her in the ass and nutted in her butthole. Goodtimes. I feel more opportunities arise as I stay here and my language and confidence improves. One tip I can give is getting the girls number. But this can be a warning as well. Why is that? Because although you can see the girls outside the club, they can be annoying sometimes. The same girl from Mosaico I had to mute her notifications. I told her to stop messaging me. Every fucking day, lets meet lets meet! No! We are not fucking married wtf! Leave me the fuck alone! One benefit of getting the number is you can get cheaper service. You are not splitting it with the club, no drinks, no entry fee. But beware, some girls actually charge more to come to your apartment then the club! I told one girl, I will just see you in the club then. Wtf is going on?

I feel like I just go to Mosaico and 4 x4 only. The Copacabana scene did nothing for me. Even Monte Carlo is not as fun as 4 x4. I finally tried some brothels. Mostly to have something to report. And change of pace. Messagen Tijuca Av Paula Sousa 214. This place has no sign or anything. If you don't know the address you would think its a regular house and walk right past it. Absolutely no advertisement. I rang the buzzer and was let in. Only 3 girls none my type. So I left and went to Anne Masagens Rua General Roca 263 sala 201. One girl, not my type. Then went to 4 x4. And finally I got some DFK GFE experience. A month in a half in. I must be ugly as fuck because guys on this forum talk like this is normal. Well as they say, ymmv.

So next day I hit up Mosaico after the gym. I'm now focusing more on compound movements. I'm paying my personal trainer so we are going to do what I want. Not what he tells me to do. I don't want to do all this bodybuilding stuff. Its ok. But I need lower reps, higher weight and compound movements. There was nothing at Mosaico that would make me pull the trigger. Although some decent talent. Remember the paradox of choice. Well that comes into play here. There are some good options but I hold out for something just right. Also of note. Mosaico started putting tape over the camera on your phone, weird. So I go to 4 x4. Not much is catching my eye tonight either. Talent goes up and down with these clubs.

This girl I was smoking weed with the other night convinces me to do a dupla. I wasnt really attracted to her, only her friend. But somehow I get roped in. I have had 3 somes before. Mostly terrible experiences. Almost robbed in Colombia. Feeling ripped off in America. Waste of money in the DR. Although I had a foursome once that was really nice in Sosua. Anyway it was worth it. Amazing. One girl sucking my dick while another one is sucking my balls. Holy shit balls it was fucking amazing. Now I'm afraid to try it again because I don't want to spend the extra money. Two mouths is way better than one! One thing I mentioned in a earlier report is that Brazilian dick sucking skills are world class. I personally do not like my balls touched or sucked. But this girl the other night knew what she was doing. She worked magic. Only she can suck my balls.

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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3018017]I have never been a fan of BKK Blow Job bars for the obvious reasons given. I will also add that for the most part, I was never a big fan of BKK PSE oiles either, even though this is where customers can usually receive some of the best massage parlor sex available in BKK. Looks count for me. But there were notable exceptions like Fern from Mango massage. What a great gal! A little bit over the hill, but still pretty good in the looks department and the sex was pretty amazing. I used to invite her over to my place for a morning session before she had to be at Mango. And there were other exceptions s well.

Yeah, I like the way Brazilian girls give BBBJ's. I think they invented the kneeling BJ and multiple BJ's per session.[/QUOTE]I have never been to a Thailand Blow Job bar so can't speak for them but I rate Brazilian blow jobs as the second best I've had in my life. The best BBBJCIMs I've had in my life have been in the US back in the 70's and 80's especially in NYC when the girls would get me off in my car for $5 and $10. No one sucks like an American hooker.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3018230]No one sucks like an American hooker.[/QUOTE]You got that right! In more ways than one LMAO! The Brasilieras are the superior cocksuckers in the world. Best BBBJCIM I ever had was from a Brazilian girl working at Globe in Zurich.

Saturday.

Catwoman comes over 12 h-16 mais uber and ifood, 400,70 minutes cost per fuck per minute still up around 8 ish including the food.

Vagabundo had a stressful week, and he just sat up and played video games slept just a few hours. She comes over anyway, right on time, and we do get in our usual 70 ish minutes with 3 fucks.

All of Vagabundo's technology is whacked from overuse or dragging around into prives. The audio on the Thinkpad x1 extreme has failed somehow. The charging ports on the Macbook Air don't work so it doesn't charge. Oy Vey, what is a good Spinozite Jew to do? Bitcoin is volatile. So are crypto treasury companies, and Vagabundo is caught short and hedging. The Razer Blade 14 power is failing.

Cat comes just in time, she is turning 28, her saucy hips and her happy slutty attitude. At least we have our hoars to keep us happy.

Everyone asks Vagabundo, where should I stay?

[URL]https://www.ksresidence.com.br/[/URL]

Book there. Are. Aldo Bonadei, 166 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22621-160.

And if you don't stay exactly there, then within 200 meters, search on airbnb, etc. And when you get to Rio, then start your property search there. Location. Walk to Metro Jardim Oceanico. Good security.

As a general rule, anywhere in the world, find the apple store (VillageMall), and stay there.

OK, now that you, Vagabundo's new friend or new traveler to Rio are in your place at KS Residence, you can go and look up mambo perv on analvids and realize he filmed much of his work there. And he filmed at the nude beach out past posto 12.

If you have money to buy property, buy it there, and at posto 10 in Recreio. Like buy the whole motherfucking building, and have some of vagabundo's legit friends from the local university run it along with vagabundo's veteran friends. Like, there's a biz there.

Who do you want to be fucking? The girls on the xvideos at club 202, who can get to you via metro. That is the key. OK, fuck your uber. Get your lazy ass on the metro because that's how Rio porn talent gets from centro trash casas where the best work, and the metro sao cristavao trash casas, to you, the client, who is sitting in your metro jardim oceanico apartment, stroking the keyboards of your macbook air, and tapping at your iphone, which you took for service to villagemall in a 5 minute uber ride. You have arrived.

Metro Jardim Oceanico is Miami in 2080, it has 30 dollar Brazilian hoars who will fuck for 70 minutes at a cost per fuck of under 10 reais per minute, and it has security, and it has the best beach in rio where you can swim without risk of being swept to the south pole, and it has drinks etc.

Now you are done. Just keep buying, and don't forget to have your good buddy Vagabundo over at Skinna for a meal. I am adding Skinna to the restaurant list.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basquet of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (SWISS NAVY) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.

Casuarina.

Av. Lúcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

Paris Cafe.

Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:

Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9[/URL]

Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.

Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en[/URL]

Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.

Skinna.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/rLdyGfDKCqxFaFry7[/URL]

This place is expensive but excellent on a nice, quiet street.

La Mole.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/FJseaMEPtNf1Yn7u5[/URL]

This place is the place to eat carnivore diet for you porno athletes, as that is exactly what mambo perv does at this place.

Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

Temakeria. Best sushi.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]

Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.

Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2665472]The thing about classy joints in Rio like Marius or some super-duper sushi places (Sushi Leblon or something) is they're costly as fuck, just like upscale restaurants in NY or LA. I mean there is nothing wrong about it, but living in NYC I don't find gorging on finer food in Rio all that alluring. I highly recommend Lima for an incredible culinary journey on the cheap, but that's a totally different story, LOL.[/QUOTE]I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3018017]I have never been a fan of BKK Blow Job bars for the obvious reasons given. I will also add that for the most part, I was never a big fan of BKK PSE oiles either, even though this is where customers can usually receive some of the best massage parlor sex available in BKK. Looks count for me. But there were notable exceptions like Fern from Mango massage. What a great gal! A little bit over the hill, but still pretty good in the looks department and the sex was pretty amazing. I used to invite her over to my place for a morning session before she had to be at Mango. And there were other exceptions s well.

Yeah, I like the way Brazilian girls give BBBJ's. I think they invented the kneeling BJ and multiple BJ's per session.[/QUOTE]Brasil garotas wins gold medal in Spit or Swallow contest of countries. In the past week there were more 19. And 21 year old cuties swallowing down the entire leche with a wicked ass, knowing smile. The cum burp afterwards is a hoot. 2 from Prime Moema, 1 Scandallo, and three different cutie pies from Casarao all choose to swallow gulping portion of my leche. None asked what I wanted beforehand, nope no discussion in advance, no request for an extra present —nothing nada. They just swallowed the load with a satisfied grin. Of course good party atmosphere helps to set the mood, music, marola, gin, redbull, and strong whiskey kkk.

Yup been to Dr BJ, Annie's, Woodbar, Kasalong, Lolitas, 7 heavsn, lollipop, some may swallow but you can hear them retch it all up over the sink as your leaving. Brasil garotas grab another drink or marola and keep going kkkkk.

[QUOTE=Tochka;3018441]Brasil garotas wins gold medal in Spit or Swallow contest of countries. In the past week there were more 19. And 21 year old cuties swallowing down the entire leche with a wicked ass, knowing smile. The cum burp afterwards is a hoot. 2 from Prime Moema, 1 Scandallo, and three different cutie pies from Casarao all choose to swallow gulping portion of my leche. None asked what I wanted beforehand, nope no discussion in advance, no request for an extra present nothing nada. They just swallowed the load with a satisfied grin. Of course good party atmosphere helps to set the mood, music, marola, gin, redbull, and strong whiskey kkk.

Yup been to Dr BJ, Annie's, Woodbar, Kasalong, Lolitas, 7 heavsn, lollipop, some may swallow but you can hear them retch it all up over the sink as your leaving. Brasil garotas grab another drink or marola and keep going kkkkk.[/QUOTE]Yep. Brasileiras rule. 💯 agree on the CIM and swallow ratios. One visit I had 10 girls and 8 were CIM. And 6 were CIM swallow. No discussion. Just did it with a smile. Adore brasileiras.

I have translated the Bubba Boy Guide updated by Vagabundo into Portoguese, which has been reviewed by the Portoguese Ambassador to Cuba Emeritus, ISG Tavares, who has been referred to the place to stay in Rio de janeiro.

So, what you have to do, sportsfans, is book at the KSResidence and go and stalk the fukckckckck out of of Mambo Perv, who is ISG Mandingoblack, so message him, 's talent. Like go there and just kinda get phone numbers like you were at the old Hotel California, that would be Transamerica. Sounds like that is the place to stay in SP too, righto, mates?

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[QUOTE=QueRico;3018666]So you want to kiss girls that swallowed cum from a thousand guys before you? Careful about what you wish for. [/QUOTE][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited to [u]remove text not in English[/u]. While I encourage contributions from all volunteers, the Forum is an English-only website. Please do not post reports in any language other than English. If you wish to post text in any language other than English, then please include a full English translation.[i]Thanks![/i][/blue]

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3018696]Who the hell is kissing prostitutes? Damn I laugh each time I see a dude doing DFK with bar girl in gogo and brothel. Some dude like hoe gum for real.[/QUOTE]Just about every dude who has ever paid for sex in Brazil. I laugh every time a dude tries to act like he's above paying for sex, yet he he has an account on an anonymous sex forum. Pays girls for hand jobs.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3018696]Who the hell is kissing prostitutes? Damn I laugh each time I see a dude doing DFK with bar girl in gogo and brothel. Some dude like hoe gum for real.[/QUOTE]He is enjoying life. I don't judge.

To QueRico & BennieBen, I am not criticizing your safe sex practices or the level of your risk aversion. Do what you are comfortable with. But I am saying the RJ Reports forum is not the place to post this stuff. Go to the Safe Sex thread and post anything you want on the subject.

Thank you,

A. H.

[QUOTE=QueRico;3018666]So you want to kiss girls that swallowed cum from a thousand guys before you? Careful about what you wish for.[/QUOTE]Way back in the 70's I picked up this non-pro for a freebie and while DFKing her I realized her mouth tasted funny. Turns out she BJed a dude just before I met her. Nothing a little Listerine couldn't take care of.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3018803]Way back in the 70's I picked up this non-pro for a freebie and while DFKing her I realized her mouth tasted funny. Turns out she BJed a dude just before I met her. Nothing a little Listerine couldn't take care of.[/QUOTE]Game of Thrones porno Sahara Knite did an infamous kissing scene. I have seen in real life, garotas in a threesome passing the leche to the other garota to swallow it all down.

This happened twice in Monte Carlos, Duda massage in Centro & Bel Prazer, don't recall Darkroom, or Eden. There was definitely a leche swallower in Eden, not sure about 4 x4 or Solarium.

The first time I experienced this was in São Paulo Tangará clinica with two morena garotas that do porno films for oscar batty & Mambo perv. Sheetz. They did it without asking.

Because (shrug) . Vagabundo is right brasilian pornos gals are accessible, affordable and easy to find in Rio or SP. Mr E is right too, I am paraphrasing —don't overhype up or overpay a porno garotas in fancy makeup& dress doing porno films.

Sushi in Barra? Perola negra after. Luum, ave de pepe 600.

[8 Rsvp ASAP. Daily except Sundays when padre vagabundo says mass for president lula and marries the president of Brazil to Brazilian hoars as a padre macumba at praia macumba.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3018803]Way back in the 70's I picked up this non-pro for a freebie and while DFKing her I realized her mouth tasted funny. Turns out she BJed a dude just before I met her. Nothing a little Listerine couldn't take care of.[/QUOTE]I am not judging, some bacteria can live for decade in a mouth even if you wash and clean it every day. Listerine isn't a protection, its like claming safe sex because the person had a test 3 days ago.

My first trip report but not my first time in Rio. This trip took place back in February. I was in Rio for about a week, stayed at a airbnb.

First day arrived around 8 am uber straight to the apartment, settled in hanged out by the pool for a few hours. 4 pm headed to solarium to see one of my favorite garotas Clara. When I go to solarium I like to hang out drink and people watch I also like to smash about 3 times. Clara is to me is my Brazilian loira that I fantasize about all my life. She has the tan line she recently had boob job, I didn't think she needed it and one nice bunda with perfect thick legs. Smashed twice we agreed to see each other the next day at my apartment total damage around 2200 are.

Day 2.

Woke up with a rock hard it was 11 am. It was either get some food or get some pussy. Well I went in search of some pussy headed to copa583 They had four girls in there I went with Hellen, her name sounded like it started with a S. Now Hellen performed well she had fake boobs she's a morena solid 7 damage was 160 are 30 min. Back at the apartment I waited for Clara we had agreed to 1,000 are for multiple session BBFS. We didn't discuss how much time she would spend. Clara arrived at 2 pm, we got into the action right away. Once again she my fantasy Brazilian girl. All 3 session were bbfscip. Now the only negative is that she doesn't like to ride and she has a bit of an attitude. She left a bit before 9 pm. I headed to mabs around 11 pm to see anything good, nothing so passed.

Day 3.

Started with the beach and after looking at bundas all day long got my self ready headed to Monte Carlo. As I walked in to the bar area I noticed 1 guy and about 12-15 girls. As I am grabbing a beer I noticed all the girls forming the famous soccer wall kkkkk. I chose this girl name Mila. Mila is a natural slim morena girl from Bahia. As we were talking she tells me that she is married but her and her husband are swingers. We go up stairs and I can tell you she is what you call a real safada. As we were up stairs I thought for a min that she was going to slip it in without the rubber because she was rubbing my meat against her wetness. Once we were done I knew I had to repeat. Total damage was a little under 700 are if I recall. It was around 7 pm and I wanted some chocolate in my life. So I uber to 4 x4, walked into the main room and it's packed lots to chose from. I sat around and started to drink, at this point I was wasted I had been drinking all day. The bar tender offer me viagra so I took it. After 2 hours of chilling and getting wasted I noticed a nice dark chocolate with curly hair, petite but with a bubble on her. I approached her and down we went. When I mean I killed it I killed it. I was banging her rough like she stole something and I am no small fry, she kept on punching me in ribs as I was giving her beat down. When I was done I grabbed her number went up stairs to pay my tab. Now I was intoxicated when I paid my tab, went down stairs and to a yellow cab back to the airbnb this was around 1 am.

Day 4.

As I woke up I looked to see how much I had spent at 4 X4 look at my credit card statement 590 $ kkkkk how I don't know but I had a good time. I messaged the girl from 4 x4 to see how much for to come over. She replied with 2000 are all day. I didn't reply back f that. I headed to centuras later that day. It's by far in my opinion the nicest establishment but the worst quality girls. I manage to find one decent one out of 20 ladies. Her name was Giselle she was a loira with a nice ass and fake boobs. Back in the room she performed well 2 pops in 1 HR was a plus got her number total damage with drinks and all was around 900 are. Headed back to solurium it was around 7 Clara must have been busy up stairs I chose a girl named Bianca she was all natural solid 7 in my book up stairs she performed the best camel to slide maneuver while she was on top of me. After I was finished headed down stairs and saw Clara. I sat around and had a few drinks before heading back up. Up stairs I gave her pounding the third one is always hard squeeze out even with BBFS this time I came in her mouth. Don't recall what the total damage was but that was it for that day.

Day 5.

I started of with call Giselle she quoted 500 are 1 HR. Told her come by around 2 as I had Clara coming at 4. Giselle arrived on time she got into the room and started taking off her cloths. As I laid in the bed she started with a BBBJ. Then she started to climb on top I grabbed her ass, lot of kissing and my dick was rubbing on her pussy and I couldn't resist so I slipped it in. BBFS for a good 40 min. When I mean she gets wet she gets wet, had wet spots all over my sheets. Paid her she went on her way grabbed the sheet threw them near the ac unit and hopped they would dry before Clara arrived. Clara arrived around 5 we enjoyed a nice dinner at some sea food restaurant back to the Airbnb in Leblon I got bangers her sexy ass 4 different times once on the balcony all four times was bbfscip. I tried to see if she was a real Safada by asking her if she would go to a swinger club but she said she don't like those things. Clara left around midnight. My rest of my time in Rio was spent clara and Giselle.

I feel generous tonight, I made some research to find website with girsl in Rio, I didn't tested all of the websites yet but I think they are all about rio. If you are lazy like me you are going to appreciate it.

Can access without VPN:

[URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com/index.php?f=acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-copacabana[/URL]

[URL]https://gparena.net/tds-recentes.php[/URL]

[URL]https://agenda31.com.br/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro/[/URL]

[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escorts/rio-de-janeiro/[/URL]#.

[URL]https://elliterio.com/acompanhante/[/URL]

[URL]https://mclassbrasil.com.br/[/URL]

[URL]https://escorthub.org/escorts-from/rio-de-janeiro/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.lifescorts.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://rio-escort.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://escortsites.org/brazil/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.classificadosxbr.com/lista/2578-mulheres-rio-janeiro-rio-de-janeiro[/URL]

[URL]https://confrariars.com.br/acompanhantes-e-modelos-com-onlyfans/[/URL]#.

[URL]https://www.scortrio.com/garotasprogama/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/club/acompanhantes-copacabana-rj[/URL]

[URL]https://saltsbr.com.br/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro/[/URL]

[URL]https://clube613.com.br/[/URL]

[URL]https://clubmodel.com.br/acompanhantes/[/URL]

[URL]https://erosvipclub.com/acompanhante/rio-de-janeiro/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.elitegirl.com.br/videos[/URL]

[URL]https://ondate.com/brazil/rio-de-janeiro/female-escorts[/URL]

[URL]https://escortgirls21.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://fancentro.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://modelazzo.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://ocabare.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/rio-de-janeiro/[/URL]

[URL]https://prazerbrasil.com/rj-mulheres/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://hotside.com.br/busca?cidade=Rio%20de%20Janeiro[/URL]

[URL]https://www.escortdirectory.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com/index.php?f=acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-copacabana[/URL]

[URL]https://www.guialuxacompanhantes.com.br/conta/[/URL]

[URL]https://destackterapias.com/massagistas/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.vivalocal.com/acompanhante-erotico/campo-grande-rio-de-janeiro[/URL]

You need VPN (or be in Brazil):

[URL]https://www.gp-guia.net/viewforum.php?f=317&sid=1baf60bd4cc5e6dc7520438451ec6a6c[/URL]

So Bennie, per your list, what Brazilian escort sites have you had actual experience with? You do know that these various sites are not all equal or even in the same league, yeah?

In the past, I have used BarraVips in RJ & MClass (only available in SP) and Club Model in SP. Club Model has gone way downhill IMHO. You can check out my reports if you want to. I met some great girls on these internet sites, when that was all there was thanks to Covid, but the venue is my least favorite source for Brazilian talent. I mean why wait around for hours for a girl you have never met when you can go out and find something amazing at the drop of a hat? In any case, I can't wait to read your trip report. KKK.

How you like me now? [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EMtjgtj_gE[/URL].

The key is the review sites, [URL]gparena.net[/URL] and gp-guia.

Solid mission planning.

Intelligence preparation of the battlefield.

Carry on, Gentlemen.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3019724]So Bennie, per your list, what Brazilian escort sites have you had actual experience with? You do know that these various sites are not all equal or even in the same league, yeah?

In the past, I have used BarraVips in RJ & MClass (only available in SP) and Club Model in SP. Club Model has gone way downhill IMHO. You can check out my reports if you want to. I met some great girls on these internet sites, when that was all there was thanks to Covid, but the venue is my least favorite source for Brazilian talent. I mean why wait around for hours for a girl you have never met when you can go out and find something amazing at the drop of a hat? In any case, I can't wait to read your trip report. KKK.

How you like me now? [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EMtjgtj_gE[/URL].[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3019967]The key is the review sites, [URL]gparena.net[/URL] and gp-guia.

Solid mission planning.

Intelligence preparation of the battlefield.

Carry on, Gentlemen.[/QUOTE]You got the spirit.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3019724]So Bennie, per your list, what Brazilian escort sites have you had actual experience with? You do know that these various sites are not all equal or even in the same league, yeah?

In the past, I have used BarraVips in RJ & MClass (only available in SP) and Club Model in SP. Club Model has gone way downhill IMHO. You can check out my reports if you want to. I met some great girls on these internet sites, when that was all there was thanks to Covid, but the venue is my least favorite source for Brazilian talent. I mean why wait around for hours for a girl you have never met when you can go out and find something amazing at the drop of a hat? In any case, I can't wait to read your trip report. KKK.

How you like me now? [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EMtjgtj_gE[/URL].[/QUOTE]I didn't read your reppoort yet but there is website for reporting the girls who are listed. I don't stick to only 1 sources especially if it come form post of people who trow the rest to the garbage then claim their is the best. Its probably not your case but there is a lots of report on this site who are clearly promoting personnal business. It doesn't mean they are bad info but when someone have benefit from a business they are not going to share when they find a good spot eslewhere. A legit example of ths is a certain website about pattaya who is hosted by a group of individual who are owning half the bar of soi6. The info on the board is excellent but good luck to have a valid critic about a place who is in the group who host the board. I seen the same about a board named pattayasecret, hosted by the owner of the bar. Of course the top 1 bar listed by this board is easy to guess.

For my report you will nbever read any. I share some info but I don't write book about it.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3019969]For my report you will nbever read any. [/QUOTE]Yeah, I figured as much.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3020054]Yeah, I figured as much.[/QUOTE]You got to find your masturbation material elsewhere.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3020057]You got to find your masturbation material elsewhere.[/QUOTE]It's not a place for finding masturbation material. It's a place for sharing information for where and how to successfully procure P4P sex. An integral part of the sharing is through field reports relating where you went, what you did, and how well did it go. And of course, how much did it all cost? Everyone has their own style, but a well-written, informative report is invaluable. Instead, we have too many people showing up who don't RTFF, ask endless uninformed questions, and then disappear, rarely if ever to be heard from again (let alone write a useful report) after they wasted a lot of time, including their own. It's the reason why seasoned, experienced mongers rarely ever respond to these types. RTFF. Ask informed questions. Go and experience. Report back. Therein lies the site's value, and everyone needs to do their part. Give back something. Don't just take.

[QUOTE=TheCane;3020084]It's not a place for finding masturbation material. It's a place for sharing information for where and how to successfully procure P4P sex. An integral part of the sharing is through field reports relating where you went, what you did, and how well did it go. And of course, how much did it all cost? Everyone has their own style, but a well-written, informative report is invaluable. Instead, we have too many people showing up who don't RTFF, ask endless uninformed questions, and then disappear, rarely if ever to be heard from again (let alone write a useful report) after they wasted a lot of time, including their own. It's the reason why seasoned, experienced mongers rarely ever respond to these types. RTFF. Ask informed questions. Go and experience. Report back. Therein lies the site's value, and everyone needs to do their part. Give back something. Don't just take.[/QUOTE]I posted like 30 website. Even the reader only visitor are contributing to the board. Board like this are uselss without reader. I read tons of of board like this before choosing where and when I go. Asking question is also a contribution. There is not so much information in most of biblic text posted sometime but a good wuestion witon a good answer can become more valualb ehten 5 k words.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3020170]Asking question is also a contribution. There is not so much information in most of biblic text posted sometime but a good wuestion witon a good answer can become more valualb ehten 5 k words.[/QUOTE]Most questions are repeated questions. How many times have members posted about SIM. It still comes up and often wrong in the report, It would help more if you added personal observation on these web sites or rank them even if you are not in Brazil.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3020317]Most questions are repeated questions. How many times have members posted about SIM. It still comes up and often wrong in the report, It would help more if you added personal observation on these web sites or rank them even if you are not in Brazil.[/QUOTE]You have the list too now, you can do it.

So.

Anne Amari says that another girl, a garota do programa, paid her $1000 r for pernoite, but she says she is not a lesbian. I was like, fuck, you go girl, and you can PAY ME $300 r pernoite.

So.

Anne Amari says that another girl, a garota do programa, paid her $1000 r for pernoite, but she says she is not a lesbian. I was like, fuck, you go girl, and you can PAY ME $300 r pernoite.

Boa Noite, Gente. Eu sou Professor Felipe Ret Bengala, do MUV-Rio. Tonight's class will be Portoguese for Estrangeros. Repeat after me.

Sou felipe ret bengala, go-go boy. Normalmente meninas me paga 500 reais por hora. Por voce, vou fazer um desconto, 300 reais.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3018899]I am not judging, some bacteria can live for decade in a mouth even if you wash and clean it every day. Listerine isn't a protection, its like claming safe sex because the person had a test 3 days ago.[/QUOTE]There is no way this is true. A bacterium in your body does not live for a decade. Most bacteria live only for hours within your body and are constantly fighting new bacteria for resources.

[QUOTE=VoodooJones;3020937]There is no way this is true. A bacterium in your body does not live for a decade. Most bacteria live only for hours within your body and are constantly fighting new bacteria for resources.[/QUOTE]Bacterium can persist in the body indefinitely or until medically treated even on minimal resources especially the harmful ones. Without it and multiple Organisms we don't exist. Look up the term superorganisms and the human body.

[QUOTE=BundaLove1;3019003]My first trip report but not my first time in Rio. This trip took place back in February. I was in Rio for about a week, stayed at a airbnb.

First day arrived around 8 am uber straight to the apartment, settled in hanged out by the pool for a few hours. 4 pm headed to solarium to see one of my favorite garotas Clara. When I go to solarium I like to hang out drink and people watch I also like to smash about 3 times. Clara is to me is my Brazilian loira that I fantasize about all my life. She has the tan line she recently had boob job, I didn't think she needed it and one nice bunda with perfect thick legs. Smashed twice we agreed to see each other the next day at my apartment total damage around 2200 are.

Day 2.

Woke up with a rock hard it was 11 am. It was either get some food or get some pussy. Well I went in search of some pussy headed to copa583 They had four girls in there I went with Hellen, her name sounded like it started with a S. Now Hellen performed well she had fake boobs she's a morena solid 7 damage was 160 are 30 min. Back at the apartment I waited for Clara we had agreed to 1,000 are for multiple session BBFS. We didn't discuss how much time she would spend. Clara arrived at 2 pm, we got into the action right away. Once again she my fantasy Brazilian girl. All 3 session were bbfscip. Now the only negative is that she doesn't like to ride and she has a bit of an attitude. She left a bit before 9 pm. I headed to mabs around 11 pm to see anything good, nothing so passed..[/QUOTE]Sounds like my quarterly trip minus massages at lunch for the first two days.

[QUOTE=AlexDeuce;3021045]Bacterium can persist in the body indefinitely or until medically treated even on minimal resources especially the harmful ones. Without it and multiple Organisms we don't exist. Look up the term superorganisms and the human body.[/QUOTE]Chances are, therefore, that every man who has DFKed a girl has bacterium from some man's jizz in their mouth even if the girl BBBJed a dude twenty years ago or back then she had DFKed a dude who DFKed a girl before that who had who had BBBJed a dude years before and so on and on, if all not medically treated of course.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3021096]Chances are, therefore, that every man who has DFKed a girl has bacterium from some man's jizz in their mouth even if the girl BBBJed a dude twenty years ago or back then she had DFKed a dude who DFKed a girl before that who had who had BBBJed a dude years before and so on and on, if all not medically treated of course.[/QUOTE]If left untreated, some bacteria can persist for years by forming spores and entering a dormant state. Multiple white papers describe infections that can be acquired through the mouth and throat, including gonorrhea, HSV, HPV, and syphilis. A study in Brazil found recent syphilis infections in 17% of female sex workers, with oral lesions frequently observed, suggesting the potential for oral to genital and genital to oral transmission with clients. (Recently).

Is $500 reais a lot for good teeth cleaning? I paid that to an Ipanema dentist who advertises that he speaks English.

Really, this is ridiculous, but the basic point is that if the provider AND the client have good hygiene, then that is all that counts.

Of course, I guess there are many orally transmitted std s too.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3021096]Chances are, therefore, that every man who has DFKed a girl has bacterium from some man's jizz in their mouth even if the girl BBBJed a dude twenty years ago or back then she had DFKed a dude who DFKed a girl before that who had who had BBBJed a dude years before and so on and on, if all not medically treated of course.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AlexDeuce;3021045]Bacterium can persist in the body indefinitely or until medically treated even on minimal resources especially the harmful ones. Without it and multiple Organisms we don't exist. Look up the term superorganisms and the human body.[/QUOTE]We're talking about bacteria in your mouth that is being exposed to antiseptic mouthwash on a regular basis, not bacteria in general.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3021122] Really, this is ridiculous, but the basic point is that if the provider AND the client have good hygiene, then that is all that counts.[/QUOTE]Bingo! Every real punter knows this basic fact.

BTW: I visit my dentist's office in the USA 4 x a year. I pay $165 US / cleaning (Humana reimburses me for $50 of that fee) and the visit includes a brief inspection of my teeth, gums, and mouth by my dentist after the cleaning. I consider this medical service somewhat expensive, but of absolute necessity for health AND romantic reasons. Surprise, surprise; girls are not attracted to and will not perform at their best, if at all, with guys who suffer from bad oral hygiene. And I will end the interview with any girl who has bad hygiene of any kind.

Now does this conversation, going back a couple of weeks, belong in the "reports" forum? I do not think so.

[QUOTE=VoodooJones;3020937]There is no way this is true. A bacterium in your body does not live for a decade. Most bacteria live only for hours within your body and are constantly fighting new bacteria for resources.[/QUOTE]Yes it is. Do some research on Treponema denticola and Porphyromonas gingivalis. I was not refering to a specific bacteria of its on indivdualy (who is doing that?) but as a group who can last (through multiplication obviously) for decades in the mouth.

[QUOTE=VoodooJones;3021125]We're talking about bacteria in your mouth that is being exposed to antiseptic mouthwash on a regular basis, not bacteria in general.[/QUOTE]On the list of the best lving place for bacteria where they can live a long and quiet live (even with a daily tsunami of listerine) the mouth is probably on the 2nd place after the digestive system.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3021276]On the list of the best lving place for bacteria where they can live a long and quiet live (even with a daily tsunami of listerine) the mouth is probably on the 2nd place after the digestive system.[/QUOTE]According to this then is that all mongers (and non mongers as well) have bacteria from some guy's semen in their mouths.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3021345]According to this then is that all mongers (and non mongers as well) have bacteria from some guy's semen in their mouths.[/QUOTE]'semen'-tically you are right!

The police arrested one of the three women that used "Boa Noite, Cinderela" to dope and rob two English tourists. The guys foolishly accepted caipirinhas from three women they met in a bar in Lapa. The guys lost a shitload of money.

[URL]https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/2025/08/7113374-suspeita-de-dopar-turistas-ingleses-e-presa-na-baixada.html[/URL]

[URL]https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2025/08/18/mulheres-suspeitas-de-aplicar-boa-noite-cinderela-em-turistas-britanicos-no-rio-viram-res.ghtml[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sperto;3021595]The police arrested one of the three women that used "Boa Noite, Cinderela" to dope and rob two English tourists. The guys foolishly accepted caipirinhas from three women they met in a bar in Lapa. The guys lost a shitload of money.

[URL]https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/2025/08/7113374-suspeita-de-dopar-turistas-ingleses-e-presa-na-baixada.html[/URL]

[URL]https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2025/08/18/mulheres-suspeitas-de-aplicar-boa-noite-cinderela-em-turistas-britanicos-no-rio-viram-res.ghtml[/URL][/QUOTE]Keeping up with this kind of news is quite important, and valuable as a reminder. But why does it always seem like they so often hunt in LAPA?

[QUOTE=Agpov;3021674]Keeping up with this kind of news is quite important, and valuable as a reminder. But why does it always seem like they so often hunt in LAPA?[/QUOTE]Its so spooky. I am going to be paranoid now. any one know if they are going to prison and for how long? i hope itrs a least 10 years in jail.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3021716]Its so spooky. I am going to be paranoid now. any one know if they are going to prison and for how long? i hope itrs a least 10 years in jail.[/QUOTE]"One of the suspects identified is Rayane Campos de Oliveira, 27. She has approximately 20 criminal records for the same crime. Last year, she was arrested and sentenced to six years in prison, but her defense appealed, requesting acquittal and release, which was granted by judges of the 8th Criminal Chamber of the Rio de Janeiro Court of Justice".

[QUOTE=Sperto;3021595]The police arrested one of the three women that used "Boa Noite, Cinderela" to dope and rob two English tourists. The guys foolishly accepted caipirinhas from three women they met in a bar in Lapa. The guys lost a shitload of money.

[URL]https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/2025/08/7113374-suspeita-de-dopar-turistas-ingleses-e-presa-na-baixada.html[/URL]

[URL]https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2025/08/18/mulheres-suspeitas-de-aplicar-boa-noite-cinderela-em-turistas-britanicos-no-rio-viram-res.ghtml[/URL][/QUOTE]There is the first problem. Accepting drinks from women. Seriously. I doubt girls buy Chris Hemsworth drinks 🤦127997;8205;9794;65039; If a woman came up to me with a drink for me in a different country than my own. I would be like NO FUCKING THANKS!!