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Great photos!

Kind of freaky, but a turn-on nonetheless.

Thanks. What about Khon Khaen. Any interesting scene out there ? Besides, is it a pleasant city to stay for a while ?

Erik,

I always liked Khon Kaen, but there isn't really 'a scene' apart from the usual karaokes. Most places are East and South-East of the aircon bus terminal.
Sometimes girls hang out outside hotels, but not always - or even often:(.
Hotels are on the road that runs South-North just West of the aircon bus terminal.
Nice thing about KK for the first time visitor: There are signs pointing to such places as the bus terminals and railwaystation. The daymarket is one of the best in the Kingdom. Restaurants next to Roma Hotel serve great Laat-na and Phet Yaang.

Thanks.
Do you know what is the current price in Khon Khaen in the KTV ? Are there any Soapies ? I understand KK is a university center, what about the opportunities there ? Do you know any conmortable, cheap and girl friendly hotel ?

Erik,

I always like Roma hotel. Rooms start at B200 for basic fan. Add B30 per item: second bed, TV. I believe air starts at B300. They are popular, arrive early or phone ahead.
You could also try 'the villa', perhaps 50 yards North of the airterminal. Three years ago, I had a large, clean aircon room there for just B200.
I did not run in to roaming Uni girls yet...
There are big hotels in KK; there must be soapies - You may recall that I am not a big fan of soapies.
The KTV can be confusing: Some KTV's do and some simply do not allow girls to go outside and prices can be high for this type of entertainment in Isaan. The biggest KTV I guess is just SE of the old daymarket. I posted a map on the old forum, but the link is broken:(.
Of course, trishaw riders are always willing to bring you places, but their basic line is: Lady, 500 baht!

Okay, so not much of scene for mongers in Khon Kaen, but should you find yourself there I highly recommend hunting at the discos, especially those at the Novotel and Charoen Thani hotels.

Plenty of get-able girls at those places; freelancers, opportunist-freelancers, and just girls wanting to have fun.

For students and other younger-chicks check out the Times Square bars.

Every hotel I have ever stayed at in Khon Kaen has been guest-friendly.

Speaking good Thai or Issan is extremely useful in Khon Kaen.

Philok’s skanks sure like my toys: these include a rubber ball which I use to play Fetch with them and a toy doggie bone which I also get them to fetch like little terriers (give the dog a bone as dogs like being boned). It was fun watching these terriers scurry up and down the hall, their big asses sagging to and fro, as they barked, begged and fetched for Master. I also fucked them, doggie style of course. I got them to eat out each other, rim each other and, get this: I got the dwarf to fuck the motorbike driver who took me from the airport (200 baht including the taxi fare). I made him wear his helmet – the head one. He declined a condom and thought the Skinless One (Okamoto rubber that is) was a big joke. Thais are a fun lot. And so, I guess, are their diseases.

But I treated my hired 3 holing skanks with all the respect they deserve. I even bought flowers for them (which I placed, with all due decorum, up their pussies and up their asses so I could photo them). In deference to Terry Troll’s “extensive” if unreported experience, I did not call these roses skanks, sloats, whares or anything of the sort. No. I used nice words like: Labrador, terrier, bulldog, geometry, Plato, Aristotle, calculus. For I too am an altruist, bringing kind words, flowers and money to Thailand’s poor so they can buy their babies milk, yabba and whisky; far be it from me to call a skank a skank. The stray dogs on the street are “nice” if anyone wants to “adopt” one. Me, I’m just a plain vanilla pervert. So I only do 2 legged dogs. Tomorrow, I might see if one of the skanks will fuck a stray 4 legged dog for 200 bt but you gotta tune in again for that. Terry Troll will, of course, as he has nothing else to do except his “business” which brings him to exotic places like Heathrow airport.

And, yes, Freeler, I finally fucked the flat chested 70 something hag in chief. As I am a charmer, I found the way to her heart: 1,300 baht but now I get to wear the t shirt. Lots of lube is recommended, she is not. I have fucked worse. And so, no doubt, has she.

Having a mini army of skanks in the room with me begged the question: why does Terry Troll pay Eden’s skanks to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] over him? The stench alone…..God, guess how many gallons of frothing yellow swill these jumbos could produce? Talk about whatever floats your boat:(

Although most skanks are 200 bt or so a squirt, I throw money around here; literally: down the hall and watch them scurry after it. Ten of them for the price of one Sukumvit clapped out skank-tramp. Philok’s skanks are good and upright: what with all those mouths and lazy brothers/pimps they have to feed. The room is 150 baht. The rat is fine and, as always, be sure to hide your good towel.

[b]Skank facts [/b]: Hotels by railway station, prices expensive but bearable (150-300 baht), all are 3 holers, most have 2 tits and a nose, looks (best not to ask), photos yes, photogenic no, diseases (this is Thailand and these are skanks), other amenities are all on hand. Some good nearby tourist sites (ask The Traveller or Skinless for photos of the famous temple; Skinless has grown up women in his). This is a good location, near Sukhothai and other famous ancient sites and on the main Bkk-C Mai train/bus run and is good for branching west towards the Myanmar border as well. Once you go north, TAT tells us that all LOS has is temples and skanks. Depending on your arrival time, it might make sense to fly out of BKK immediately. The flight to here is only about 1,000 baht.

[b]Belguel [/b]: For those of you who remember his Moroccan photos, many of mine are similar: stuffed, bound and caged skank for you to drool over. Belguel, you may remember, pissed into their mouths, to general acclaim here but not El Domino (!) of the golden mickey mike. But what I did was pretty sick all the same. The photos of them wrapped in yellow and green cling wrap with plastic dildos protruding out of their hairy orifices will not be to everyone’s taste (lovers of surreal art aside). Something like those movies we have all seen of Thai skanks (lovely Isaan roses, if you prefer) being humped by chickens, horses, pigs, goats and well hung donkeys. Not high end, shall we say. There was also a good photo on one of the African boards: some dude had about twenty sultry skanks on one bed staring out at us like extras in Night of the Zombie Dick Eaters. Although Belguel and “Africa” have the eye, I just have the raw material: a hotel full of delectable Thai skanks, that I call my isosceles triangles.

Isaan
To recover after Cambodia, I decided to see some quiet Thai countryside and meet some nice people. After visiting Isaan one develops a quite different opinion about Thais. There are actually Thai people who are genuinely friendly and not just for the cash like in Phuket or Pattaya. It never seemed possible for me to make friends with a Thai in Pattaya but it may be just possible in Isaan. What a discovery!

The other discovery is that the meat that we farangs are fed in Phuket and Pattaya is all crap compared to the beauties of regular chicks everywhere in the country but especially in Udon Thani. I have never seen so many totally beautiful women as in that town. Of course they are not easily available for farang. Saw farangs but always with the uglies.

In the two weeks didn't get laid. And it was so good. But could have if I wanted to. Here is the story:

Started in Khorat.
Yes, there is some park with ugly women. Passed on that one. Had a look at the massage parlours instead. Ginza was nearest to my hotel. Usual fishbowl setup. I am the only farang in sight. Order a cola. Papasan comes over. He is very friendly, even overly so. Speaks good English.

We chat a bit, "where are you from, etc". Informs me of the prices. 1200 B in the fishbowl and the higher quality girls outside, the part-timers are 2000 B for 90 minutes, all incl. The ones in the fishbowl were okay but nothing special. However some of the part-timers were very-very good. In fact there was one girl there so beautiful that it totally amazed me.

Perfect magazine-cover stock. 2000B is a lot of cash but I figured that even just to hold her tits would be worth it. She was like that amazing. I asked papasan if the girls liked farang. He said:"No problem, sure!"

So I pointed out the magazine-girl to him. He walked over to talk with her. I could see that the girl indicated she was not interested. Papa came back and said that the girl had pain in her tummy and cannot take a big dick. So my dreams of fucking a fotomodel in Khorat got shattered.

Could have done some other girl but they didn't excite me that much. After all I was very well fed in Cambodia. Had a look at some Karaoke bars and called it a day. I was the only farang everywhere. Managers usually seemed welcoming and spoke good English but the meat not so much.

There are soapies in Khon Khaen, Udon Thani and Ubon too. Prices pretty similar, I guess. Didn't have a look at those .

In Khorat while buying some food, got into talking with a local little girl she seemed quite interested but language problems prevented further developments of course. In another instance in the hotel in Ubon, opposite my room was staying a girl who always gave me that talk to me/ fuck me look everytime I passed by. She was literally staring. Not too bad looking but I am very vary of 'regular women'. They are always trouble. I like pro hookers.

In Roi Et the jeweller introduced me to her girls who worked there. He said they were looking for boyfriends. Just giggle-giggle but left it at that. Who has money for them? By the way, there are girls everywhere who want to practise their English and meet foreigners.

Also in Roi Et while sitting by that big lake and reading some book I noticed a very cute looking little girl. She was feeding the fish. There are tons of it in that water. She was very petite and looked very young from the distance, like 16-17. I couldn't see her face.

Anyway, I kept reading and the next thing I know she is standing there and asking "what are you reading?" Totally surprised me. In fact she was cute but older than I first thought, and rather 25 or 26. Very petite and pretty. We got into some talking. She was also just a visitor from another town, holidaying with her friends. Then we went shopping together which just turned out to be window-shopping as the shops were about to close. She asked if I was travelling alone and I lied, saying my GF was staying in the hotel. One can never be careful enough with them meat in any country. Anyway, she gave me her cellphone number, without me asking. But I enjoyed having no meat around for a while and of course didn't call her.

By the way the taxi drivers in Udon and other large towns usually speak some English and they promised me meat. But I wasn't really hungry.

Apart from all these, I had the most excellent, relaxing time in Isaan. Highly recommended.

Terry

don't reply to Mr. D.'s insults, he isn't worth it.
I won't do either.

Shit Domino, you have become so fucking predictable and boring. Almost time to adopt a new persona, and start giving us all the shits as someone else.

jack

Traveler

I really don't mind his insults when his posts are as funny as the last one. It's when he takes himself seriously that I start to worry.

Anyone have any experience of pissing at the Eden Club? Waffler has got my curiosity up. What does it taste like? Please don't reply '[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]'.

Domino

Terriers don't play 'fetch'. They are bred and trained to hunt and kill rats and suchlike.

You are a fucking lunatic... I like your last report as it includes facts and your twisted way of seeing things ....:D.... And funny.

Keep up the good work and stay sane. Any pictures to scare us?

juice

:( Terry the Terrier died late last night. :(

I bought a dog, an ugly mongrel terrier from some motorbike taxi dudes hanging around the brothel on the next road moving away from Phitsanalok train station. The glue sniffing type skanks (isosceles triangles = Its) there lack self esteem, I feel. This is fine if you are a Looking 4 Lefty who just wants to cornhole them, or a 3Fer who likes skank fests with the grotesque and deformed. I got one babe with a withered right arm; her teeth, what remained of them, needed lots of work but my 200 baht should go a long way to fixing either of them.

But I’m kinda broke now. This is because the mutt, Terry the Terrier as I fondly called it, cost me 170 baht, the price of an iced coffee and a hand job. I brought Terry back to HQ and all the Its made a meal of it, saying profane things to it in Thai. I joked along with them and signaled that we should put a condom on Terry. They laughed at this, like they do at all safe sex allusions. Dogs don’t seem to like condoms – which was fine by the dogs on duty. I got the Its to work up Terry by stroking its shriveled little dick and massaging its tiny red marbles (they do testicle massage too here in Philok). Then one of the Its made Terry really hard and started to gobble him, at which point the other Its cracked up laughing and I got out the video camera. Terry seemed happy enough even if his little brain was confused.

It was funny watching the dog begin mounting the skank with all the stoic seriousness that our own trolls might use when they are trying to be self important. Terry seemed to frown – especially when entry was denied. Then he went nuts, kinda like our own Terry Troll does every two or so posts. Then this little fucker started barking at me and me alone like one of our own sick, sad and demented little spam puppies. That’s when I calmed him down, whispered reassuringly to him, petted him on the head, picked him up by the hind legs and fucked him out the window. There was a dull thud down below. Then………..nothing.

Encore! Encore!

That was a brilliant write-up. It had me laughing at a time when I needed a good laugh. Namely, my first day back in America.

I'm in Sticksville, OK at the moment. It's funny to look around at the truck stops. We have our own version of ITS here as well. I'm not so sure they will have sex with a dog yet, but give them some time. The dollar might fall far enough for that to happen. :)

Thanks for the laugh,
poster...

Traveler

Talking of the Waffler, he's just made his first ever post in the Philippines section. What does he do in this first ever post? Of course, He tries (totally gratuitously) to kick up a 'kiddy fucker' argument!!! Poor Philippines section.

NURSE! The patient has escaped!