Just chit chat. Money from married men is always welcome.
HB
Printable View
Just chit chat. Money from married men is always welcome.
HB
Just wondering do any clubs have defibrillators. A girl informed me that a gent had a heart attack which gave her a freight and she did not know what to do. Do working girls have any training in mouth to mouth respiration. Maybe if you hadn't paid for DFK you would be in trouble. Most sports clubs have such equipment and why should us athletics be discriminated against
[QUOTE=Ilink;1299859]Just wondering do any clubs have defibrillators. A girl informed me that a gent had a heart attack which gave her a freight and she did not know what to do. Do working girls have any training in mouth to mouth respiration. Maybe if you hadn't paid for DFK you would be in trouble. Most sports clubs have such equipment and why should us athletics be discriminated against[/QUOTE]I don't think the clubs are equipped with defibrillators, but they sure would save lifes. With the physical condition (or lack of it) of some of the gents presents, it surprises me that there's not a defibrillator in every club. The girls do have training in mouth to mouth, but I guess their tongue only makes the situation worse (sorry couldn't help myself). But seriously speaking, people with severe heart conditions should avoid any visit to an FKK. By my first visit I actually thought I'd already died and gone to heaven. Couldn't think of a better place to pass away!
[QUOTE=Sucker17;1300083]By my first visit I actually thought I'd already died and gone to heaven.[/QUOTE]I don't think that the mongers will go to heaven. I would assume just opposite way. Too many sins. Thanks god I am not religion.
[QUOTE=Jymondor;1300132]I don't think that the mongers will go to heaven. I would assume just opposite way. Too many sins. Thanks god I am not religion.[/QUOTE]As long as it ressembles an FKK club, I don't care if it's called heaven or hell.
I thought the following idea could be of real use in the clubs especially the larger clubs. The girls could all wear a little traffic light ribbon in their hair. Green / available yellow / possible go ahead red / currently or shortly to be engaged hence not available. This may also help our friends with cardiac failure approaching so as to take the guess work out of which girl or not to approach! By the way I'm kidding LOL.
Agree with BS on his summary. He not talking BS when it comes to Zurich being the best place to punt for the best and most attractive hookers in town. If you take out the price factor, the choice and quality of service is extremely high in these clubs. There must be at least one hooker per banker in this city! The ratio probably higher in the last 2 years given how many bankers have lost their jobs and the German; Russian and Romanians are coming in their thousands to chase the strong CHF.
Given all my 12 years of punting from Shanghai; Beijing; Macua; China K-Bar; HK; Warsaw; Prague; USA; FKKLand and UK. Zurich
Is porbably the BEST for lineup and quality of service IMHO.
Clubs Aprodisiac and Club Living. Has no entry fee, you can order copious amount of alcoholic drinks and your not obliged to go with any girls (prices are 240 CHF for solid 30 mins at Club Living and 280 at Aprodisia [url]http://www.clubaphrodisia.ch/[/url])
FKK Globe is 95CHF and 150 for 30 mins with many stunners. (but no food)
Bums Alp. Is my all time favourite in Zurich. 90 CHF entry; lineup as good as Globe! ; Good quality Buffet food and unlimited premium brand alcoholic drinks and beers. Great facility and only 15 from the airport. [url]http://www.bumsalp.ch/[/url]
There this triangle trend where the same girls tend to swap from Globe-Aprodisia-BumsAlps.
BS. You should also try Dusseldorf, currently the best lineup in NWR is now Acapulco. Simply the best lineup for natural beauty;
Youth; and silicone free breasts.
[QUOTE=Brazil Specialist; 1298556]Summary:
The best wh. Ore house in the world, in my opinion is in Zurich. Twice the cost you would pay in Frankfurt. The best deal is Frankfurt. Oase is wonderful, did not have time to check the others. I hated Artemis in Berlin, but maybe I picked the wrong day. If you can choose your place, pick Frankfurt and / or Z&65533; rich.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sucker17;1300083]I don't think the clubs are equipped with defibrillators, but they sure would save lifes. With the physical condition (or lack of it) of some of the gents presents, it surprises me that there's not a defibrillator in every club. The girls do have training in mouth to mouth, but I guess their tongue only makes the situation worse (sorry couldn't help myself). But seriously speaking, people with severe heart conditions should avoid any visit to an FKK. By my first visit I actually thought I'd already died and gone to heaven. Couldn't think of a better place to pass away![/QUOTE]At some FKK have seen signs all over pointing to locations of defibrillators.
Probably was in FKK Globe in Zürich. If not there, then must have been in Oase.
Most likely it was in Zürich. The Swiss are more meticulous at everything.
[QUOTE=Jymondor;1300132]I don't think that the mongers will go to heaven. I would assume just opposite way. Too many sins. Thanks god I am not religion.[/QUOTE]It depends on whether or not you think that having sex is a sin! It is not in my book.
Being the representative for the Norse God mythology on this board, I would like to start a new modern version of the Viking beliefs.
The ancient Norse belief was, that if you die in battle, you will go to Valhalla! That is too violent for modern day.
The modern amended version should be: If you die while having sex (or being about to) , you will go to Valhalla FKK!
[QUOTE=Ilink;1299859]Just wondering do any clubs have defibrillators. A girl informed me that a gent had a heart attack which gave her a freight and she did not know what to do. Do working girls have any training in mouth to mouth respiration. Maybe if you hadn't paid for DFK you would be in trouble. Most sports clubs have such equipment and why should us athletics be discriminated against[/QUOTE]Whenever I have been to a FKK or Sauna Club I never looked for any defibrilators.
But now that you made me think about it, I would recommend any club to have at least one. Actually it ought to be mandatory, and the girls should be given basic intructions about what to do in case of a client heart attack.
There comes many not so young clients, and many overweight clients to the FKK clubs. Lots of Diabetes 2 candidates or patients. Quite a few visitors have been taking Viagra or other anti-impotence drugs. And most of these drugs effects the heart also. Viagra (Sildenafil) was originally (and still is) a heart disease drug.
With many stunningly beautiful naked women around, which could raise the pulse significantly the risk of heart attack is multiplied many times compared to normal conditions.
As long as the girls at Oase, World, Sharks etc. Make my heart jump. Who needs a defibrilator?
H
[QUOTE=Mohab;1300144]I thought the following idea could be of real use in the clubs especially the larger clubs. The girls could all wear a little traffic light ribbon in their hair. Green / available yellow / possible go ahead red / currently or shortly to be engaged hence not available.[/QUOTE]As a friend said, they should probably also wear a football shirt with name and number on it. It would make life a lot easyer on this forum. :)
Kimino
Brazil Specialist, you have convinced me that I should visit Globe in Switzerland next. But today, I kept hearing people raving about "Higgs Bussom" being discovered in Switzerland somewhere. Is this a new FKK?
[QUOTE=Simex; 1300187]Agree with BS on his summary. He not talking BS when it comes to Zurich being the best place to punt for the best and most attractive hookers in town. If you take out the price factor, the choice and quality of service is extremely high in these clubs. There must be at least one hooker per banker in this city! The ratio probably higher in the last 2 years given how many bankers have lost their jobs and the German; Russian and Romanians are coming in their thousands to chase the strong CHF.
Given all my 12 years of punting from Shanghai; Beijing; Macua; China K-Bar; HK; Warsaw; Prague; USA; FKKLand and UK. Zurich
Is porbably the BEST for lineup and quality of service IMHO.
Clubs Aprodisiac and Club Living. Has no entry fee, you can order copious amount of alcoholic drinks and your not obliged to go with any girls (prices are 240 CHF for solid 30 mins at Club Living and 280 at Aprodisia.
[url]http://www.clubaphrodisia.ch/[/url]
)
FKK Globe is 95CHF and 150 for 30 mins with many stunners. (but no food)
Bums Alp. Is my all time favourite in Zurich. 90 CHF entry; lineup as good as Globe! ; Good quality Buffet food and unlimited premium brand alcoholic drinks and beers. Great facility and only 15 from the airport.
[url]http://www.bumsalp.ch/[/url]
There this triangle trend where the same girls tend to swap from Globe-Aprodisia-BumsAlps.
BS. You should also try Dusseldorf, currently the best lineup in NWR is now Acapulco. Simply the best lineup for natural beauty;
Youth; and silicone free breasts.[/QUOTE]Simex, nice summary of Zurich. This is better than any post on the Zurich forum. That forum is anemic. May be because those rich bankers don't have time to feed information to us wankers.
[QUOTE=Atooz;1300525]Brazil Specialist, you have convinced me that I should visit Globe in Switzerland next. But today, I kept hearing people raving about "Higgs Bussom" being discovered in Switzerland somewhere. Is this a new FKK?[/QUOTE]No. They found God (God particle). :-)