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Caught with my hand in the cookie jar, again
I am the most rested since my arrival a week ago, but still not 100%. I have been high 80% of my awake hours including now, but not much, I think my writing is lucid. My Number Uno novia Catgirl knows I am here in Medellin. Once we finally hooked up she would ask to see a plane ticket or the stamp on my passport so it was just a matter of time. I have not answered a video call from her in a week so she told me to stop treating her like she was stupid, so I confessed. Deny, deny, deny, never confess, but this is different.
My Numero Dos novia Amazonia paid me a surprise visit this morning from out of town with some big news, she's pregnant. She got drunk at her welcome home party in her pueblo, banged some guy she barely knew, he has told her to get an abortion and get lost. Typical male pig. She doesn't believe in abortion. Amazonia has moved about 5 hours outside of Medellin in the pueblo where she grew up. Basically, she is vacating the Number Two position in my line up. She borrowed 3 million pesos from a government program to start her own business. She's very industrious, not typical. She had her own ice cream parlor once. I have never met a sweeter girl in my life. I promised to buy her a laptop computer months ago for her business. I was going to give her my old one and upgrade myself but I will just go ahead and get her a new one while I am here, today or tomorrow, probably Jumbo. I could knock around El Centro for four hours looking for the best deal but I want her to have a rock solid warranty and customer support, so I will buy from Exito or Jumbo. She thought I would totally abandon her so she's somewhat relieved. The guy who impregnated her was the fourth guy in her life she did. I was the third. She's a normal, humble girl from a small mountain village who came to Medellin to try and make it on her own. Covid beat her back down to submission so she returned to her village. She says she will come back to Medellin again someday, and I believe her. I met her when she was the maid at a hotel I stayed at over a year ago, ironically the one I am switching to today. I asked her out ten times before she ever said yes, and I could never get her to take a dime for sex. Eventually, she realized I was paying other chicas for sex and just to make some sense out of it, she let me buy her a refrigerator last year. So now a laptop. No big deal. She deserves it.
To atone for my mongering sins with Catgirl I have agreed to take her to Santa Marta next week and buy her that fucking Yamaha I have been promising her for a year. I thought I would get more mileage from the iPhone Pro Max12 I just bought her a few weeks ago, but all Colombian chicas have short term memory loss for whatever money or presents you have given them. You can hand a chica half a million pesos and five minutes later she will ask you to buy her a tappaboca (face mask). Catgirl is also a "normal" local Paisa chica, but the total opposite of Amazonia. Catgirl is bisexual, wild and crazy and smart with a good heart which is probably why she can scratch that itch for me no other chica seems to be able to reach. Catgirl is the entire reason I ever set foot in Medellin to begin with.
The real reason I came to Medellin early was to stay with Soft Swirl but her mom died the day before I arrived and we never hooked up. Soft Swirl said she was going to come see me yesterday but she could not find child care for her son. Yesterday was a two girl day, Purrfekt Piel, then Sexy Dexy surprisingly jumped at the opportunity for a quick repeat. You can never make plans in Medellin, Medellin always has it's own plans for you. I am switching hotels today. This hotel promised me my favorite room facing the street the next day, but now they are acting as though the conversation never took place. My Spanish is not fluent, but I know they broke a promise to switch rooms, so third hotel in 4 days. One of the great advantages of traveling light, can pick up and go quickly. I have been around the world twice on one back pack. I buy and ditch quite a bit. The funny things is, I don't think the hotel broke the promise to be duplicitous, I believe they simply could not handle the logistics, jajajaja, Colombians.
I scored some really good pink shit, best so far. You know it's good when the chicas get a taste and start calling their amigas right away to come over and try it. Purrfekt Piel and Sexy Dexy have both promised me a party with their friends but such promises made while high may or may not come to fruition. Right now, I am thinking about switching rooms, when Amazonia will return for dinner and to stay the night, how to rebuff Catgirl off for one more night, where to go buy the laptop, and squeeze in a side fuck or two with some new "friends" of my girls who want to try the new pink shit. Say what you will, but it's not boring. I will keep it real for you guys, just like David Chapelle, jjajaja. Ostee Out!
Outcall massage recommendations
Can anyone recommend a solid outcall massage in Medellin? Cute girls, decent massage.
Rock solid question about eating ass and pussy
[QUOTE=BlackThought;2586683]Ever catch anything from eating pussy / ass? You do the sniff test to inspect the goods?[/QUOTE]Amazingly, miraculously, I never have caught anything bad from eating ass and pussy on seven continents. I have posted before how I believe eating a healthy ass is beneficial for your health and immune system. All theory at this point, study design would be nearly impossible, jajajaja. I caught Giardia once which in not classified as an STD (sexually transmitted disease) but seeing as it is possibly the most common human parasite in the world, I chalked it up to drinking unfiltered mountain water, but could I have gotten it from eating ass?? Definitely use sniff test and I just don't eat any ass, but the majority of my ass and pussy eating encounters are with "normal" every day Colombianas and girls. Don't think I would dive right in on an El Centro skank but never say never. Plus, I am not your average sniffer. I have a great nose and the background to tell the difference between chlamydia, GC, BV, candida and random funk all by sniff test. And sniff test is not 100% reliable for mild or early infections. Also, anyone who follows me has seen Listerine bottles in my fotos. I use that before, during, and after an oral session. I have no evidence that Listerine prevents anything other than I have never caught anything, and the chicas love it when they see me do it. The Colombiana girls I run with are obsessed with cleanliness, almost to a fault. Cleanest girls on the planet. They make my average girlfriend back in the states look sloppy. I have told a couple of my girls that I want to know what they smell like naturally and not just perfume and soap. Look for my Housewives of Medellin post after this, where ass eating and the pink shit nailed me some free hot as fuck married 19 year old Colombiana.
Jajaja at sex prison, purrfekt metaphor for the US of A
[QUOTE=CocrBrotheler;2586994]I luv them **** lips! Looks like bistec yuuum!
Thank you for the photos osteo. I stuck in sex prison USA.[/QUOTE]I am not a US of A basher but we are the most hypocritical country in the world.
Three Street Rats Tour LLeras Saturday Night
Arrived at Lleras Saturday night at 9 PM and walked around until 9:30 PM. At least 50 girls out working the area primarily on the Gusto side of the park. There were some El Centro workers out all decked out in their best clothes, and a lot of girls I have never seen before, and some pretty girls out.
I chatted with one of the girls I know from Centro, and while talking with her about fifteen other girls were paying close attention from a distance wondering if I was going to pull her and why not them. Not a chance though, I was with two buddies who wanted to see what it was like, and with all three of us being street rats, we were not going to mess with any of them, at least there, but in Centro, yes.
However there were lots of other guys out looking so I'm sure of these women got pulled.
Just what I observed and it was a beautiful night.