New Years Eve Trip Report
As always every trip is a way to make new friendships. The sea was choppy, a lot of rain, blackouts and no special festivities. On the Eve there was no countdown, Pasións closed, After One empty after one. Viva Clasico’s Square balls drop!
Hotels:
Hotelelranchososua.com at Calle Dr.Rosen #36
$45 taxes included cash only dollars or pesos on double occupancy without breakfast.
Wifi, electronic safe, fridge, very small TV
Ask for Mayela Flores:
Cell: 829-569-0011
Cell: 809-513-5137
Landline: 809-571-4070
The pool is very small. The whole building makes you feel claustrophobic. Quality of construction is doubtful. This hotel is discreetly GF.
Casa Cayena: the patio is long gone changed into a parking lot, same fashion as Waterfront did with its pool. Only two bungalow rooms were remodeled, the other rooms remain the same with only a touch of paint. There is also a construction nearby.
If anyone stayed at Pyramide Sosua on Alejo Martinez c/Davis Stern opposite Don Andres Hotel, please post.
Terralindaresort.com at Calle Dr. Rosen #26
Promotional $50 on single occupancy and $70 on double with breakfast taxes included and no CC charge. If you book single but have an overnight guest from 11 pm then the charge is extra $20. Very good rooms (only con is keyed safety box), great pool. Location is perfect. GF with a cedula.
If you are looking for a small pool party with a friend and 4 girls check out Fred’s Cuba Libre Bar at Clisante #156 (same side as Pasións but a step further): 809-963-7641
Girls:
There are a lot of working pregnant girls. One night I’ve seen at least five.
Look-alikes are available: “Halley Berry”, “Shakira”, “Rihanna” etc.
There are at least eight chicks with dicks: one plastic ass cheek moves and another stays frozen, so be careful out there :)
Public transportation to/from Puerto Plata is until 4am and takes around half an hour, that way you can always call a girl or a tag team from Puerto Plata and pronto! If she is late she was fucking someone else and is lying to you.
Lessons learned:
Mistakes can me made. You might think you recognize the girl, even know her name and her story from the previous trips, but you were wrong, it was a different girl.
Same girls may quote different prices to you on different days. And as long as they remain professional, meaning they don’t recollect anything or remember you, go try again if she is a looker.
Haitian spin:
I knew it. Exactly two weeks before. The days of Port-au-Prince’s and Pétion Ville’s strip clubs like Extreme, Ballade and Millennium with occasional dominicanas are pretty much over.
Don’t dismiss haitianas. They may be passionate, intelligent and gracious women, of course, not without gold digging. The only request is please stop feeding them all day long as they become bloated with potato chips, loose the testosterone and snooze like holy cows.
Donate.
Any word on the Haitiana chicas that may have been in Haiti?
Yenny, Sonia(2), Gabriela, Angelina, Lovely, Darlin, Natasha, Patricia?