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[QUOTE=Tomrifle;1406231]I'll have 6 hour stopover at Berlin. Is it doable to go to Artemis with public transport from the airport? It would mke sense if I could have 3 hours there.[/QUOTE]Yes you have to get off at Berlin Westkreuz.
Depend on which airport you land, but from Tegel, it is about 35minutes to get there not even, and from shonnenfeld, it is about 1 hour or bit more in total traveling time by train and foot. The club is about 7minutes walk from the station.
[QUOTE=Tomrifle;1406231]I'll have 6 hour stopover at Berlin. Is it doable to go to Artemis with public transport from the airport? It would mke sense if I could have 3 hours there.[/QUOTE]Of course. It's just a 20 minute ride from the airport by bus (route 109 or X9) and S-Bahn to Westkreuz station. Change at Jungfernheide station. Note: it will take you more time during the night and / or at weekends / holidays.
I would say that from Tegel it is quite doable. From Schönefeld it could be a little touch and go depending on time of day. Also the S Bahn can be a bit undependable. Just when you need it the trains stop for some reason. If you are coming from Schönefeld I would have a back up plan in place.
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I never drunk in Artemis because when I drink I want certain standard of quality of bartender. But I am thinking of drinking a bit next time I visit Artemis.
Do Artemis have vast choices of alcohol?
I know that they do have simple drinks like whisky, beer, champaigne.
But do Artemis have drinks like campari soda and cognac?
Also even to another level, do artemis serve good cocktails like Jack Rose, Mimosa?
[QUOTE=TonyCarioca11;1406082]After about 45 minutes which included her shower etc she passed by me to the upstairs lounge and I followed her. I asked for her name and she said Esra which I know is a Turkish name. I was a bit puzzled as she did not look typical Turkish. Sat down with her and chatted that I wanted some foreplay with french kissing and not just sex. First she was a bit unsure about me and asked: Is kissing important for you? I did not respond and after some jokes she warmed up to me and said no problem to the kissing. What followed were the most amazing 18 minutes (yes only 18 minutes but I could not last longer!) of foreplay and sex that I had in a long time. The foreplay was about 15 minutes with lots of kissing and oral sex. I was so turned on by her as this was the best GFE I had in a long time. It was so real. Anyway the sex just lasted 3 minutes with her on top of me as I was not in such a tight girl for a long time. Instead of holding back, I just let go as she had worked me up so nicely. She then told me that she had an advantage compared to other girls knowing that she was so tight. Apparently only 19 whyear old and from the Koln region I wanted to somehow see her again but she was not a regular at any place. Apparently she worked a bit in the Netherlands and drove to Berlin for Easter to earn some money for school expenses. I know Esra is not her real name and she also used Angel as pseudo name. I think her real name is on her back on a tattoo so I think I know her real name and wanted to ask if anyone else has partied with her anywhere else. If she would have given me her phone number would have certainly met up with her again. Gave her 70 euro with tip and completed a fantastic day at Artemis.[/QUOTE]Her Artemis name is Esra, I was there last month when she joined Artemis. She said I was her first artemis guy and with her body language and no hurry to go to room I believed her. Was my best, I am coming to Artemis 14 April just for her
[QUOTE=Tosha; 1406802]I never drunk in Artemis because when I drink I want certain standard of quality of bartender. But I am thinking of drinking a bit next time I visit Artemis.
Do Artemis have vast choices of alcohol?
I know that they do have simple drinks like whisky, beer, champaigne.
But do Artemis have drinks like campari soda and cognac?
Also even to another level, do artemis serve good cocktails like Jack Rose, Mimosa?[/QUOTE]I understand perfectly what you are saying and that's one reason for which I prefer 100% Palace over Artemis, regarding the drinks obviously.
IMO Artemis bar is complete crap. The girls serving are fine and do their best but:
Quantities are ridiculous, you pay 10 euro for a a drop of whiskey served in a stupid plastic glass. At the max you can get some ice with it (which I don't).
Cocktails? Forget about it. At least for what I consider being a cocktail. And it's not for the money, I would pay 15 to get a margarita frozen in a decent glass or whatever. Forget about olives or whatever one would like to have with it. Don't know about the beer as I don't drink it, never tryed asking for a glass of wine, I would be really disappointed if they gave it in a plastic glass, if they serve it. The drinking part is really low level in Art and the food is not much better.
Some don't give a fuck because "We go there for the girls right?" but it would be great to have a good drink while making up your mind on the next girl.
And yes, there's champagne but, I don't like it, and I find it so "parvenu" style, especially in an FKK. LOL.
Kimino
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1406929]I understand perfectly what you are saying and that's one reason for which I prefer 100% Palace over Artemis, regarding the drinks obviously.
IMO Artemis bar is complete crap. The girls serving are fine and do their best but:
Quantities are ridiculous, you pay 10 euro for a a drop of whiskey served in a stupid plastic glass. At the max you can get some ice with it (which I don't).
Cocktails? Forget about it. At least for what I consider being a cocktail. And it's not for the money, I would pay 15 to get a margarita frozen in a decent glass or whatever. Forget about olives or whatever one would like to have with it. Don't know about the beer as I don't drink it, never tryed asking for a glass of wine, I would be really disappointed if they gave it in a plastic glass, if they serve it. The drinking part is really low level in Art and the food is not much better.
Some don't give a fuck because "We go there for the girls right?" but it would be great to have a good drink while making up your mind on the next girl.
And yes, there's champagne but, I don't like it, and I find it so "parvenu" style, especially in an FKK. LOL.
Kimino[/QUOTE]Thank you for your reply Kimino. Yes, I agree that drinks should be served in certain way to maximize the beverage experience, not to just get drunk. I do not expect 5star hotel level bar, but in new wing, it should be cool if they have little bar area with good enough bartender and it could be profitable for the club as drinks make good money with high profit margin.
However, maybe the club do not want you to drink? There are few not well behaved people sometimes and club may do not want you to drink due to its possibility of bad behaviour or even accident like fallen from stairs, or sleep in sauna or even with older guys drunk have sex and have stroke or something. I don't know, but just a thought.
I think by what you inform me, the best drink maybe just a beer in Artemis then. But you are right, it will be nice to sip some nicely made drink served promptly in glass with some nice olives or nuts while you are waiting around to choose next girl to go to the room with. I wonder why they check your bags for drinks, I feel like bringing my own glass and drink.)
[QUOTE=Mukeshkakarlap;1406924]Her Artemis name is Esra, I was there last month when she joined Artemis. She said I was her first artemis guy and with her body language and no hurry to go to room I believed her. Was my best, I am coming to Artemis 14 April just for her[/QUOTE]How do you know she will be there on the 14th? Is she coming to Artemis every weekend now? What if she does not make the trip from the Cologne area that weekend?
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1406929]I understand perfectly what you are saying and that's one reason for which I prefer 100% Palace over Artemis, regarding the drinks obviously.
IMO Artemis bar is complete crap. The girls serving are fine and do their best but:
Quantities are ridiculous, you pay 10 euro for a a drop of whiskey served in a stupid plastic glass. At the max you can get some ice with it (which I don't).
Cocktails? Forget about it. At least for what I consider being a cocktail. And it's not for the money, I would pay 15 to get a margarita frozen in a decent glass or whatever. Forget about olives or whatever one would like to have with it. Don't know about the beer as I don't drink it, never tryed asking for a glass of wine, I would be really disappointed if they gave it in a plastic glass, if they serve it. The drinking part is really low level in Art and the food is not much better.
Some don't give a fuck because "We go there for the girls right?" but it would be great to have a good drink while making up your mind on the next girl.
And yes, there's champagne but, I don't like it, and I find it so "parvenu" style, especially in an FKK. LOL.
Kimino[/QUOTE]What do you mean the girls serving are fine and do their best? I ordered a vodka and orange. She fills the glass with juice then adds the little vodka and doesn't even stir. The ladies at the bar don't have a clue about serving drinks (except filing beer and soft drinks). Would not even dare to order a cocktail from them.
[QUOTE=TonyCarioca11;1407046]What do you mean the girls serving are fine and do their best? I ordered a vodka and orange. She fills the glass with juice then adds the little vodka and doesn't even stir. The ladies at the bar don't have a clue about serving drinks (except filing beer and soft drinks). Would not even dare to order a cocktail from them.[/QUOTE]I mean exactly what you are saying. They don't have a clue and are obviously following the bar rules. It's not them deciding what can be served and how. Not theim deciding quantities or quality. In some situations I see them running like crazy and most of the time with a smile on their face. It's an issue with the club, not with girls serving. If they were to serve real cocktails they would have to hire twice the people or get skilled ones, and better organize the bar itself. They don't even have a mixer or an ice crusher.
Kimino
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1407181]I mean exactly what you are saying. They don't have a clue and are obviously following the bar rules. It's not them deciding what can be served and how. Not theim deciding quantities or quality. In some situations I see them running like crazy and most of the time with a smile on their face. It's an issue with the club, not with girls serving. If they were to serve real cocktails they would have to hire twice the people or get skilled ones, and better organize the bar itself. They don't even have a mixer or an ice crusher.
Kimino[/QUOTE]This comes up every few months as far as I can tell. Perhaps put something on a feedback card and put it in the comment box at Artemis? Or better, when one of the front desk ladies asks you how your night was have a word with her. Do it nicely (this is an art in Germany as a straight out complaint will usually result in the person shutting down, Germans do not like to be complained to) and with an view to just letting them know your thoughts on the matter.
Or it can periodically just be the source of a good ***** session here on the forum. Mentioning it at Artemis probably won't change a thing. Complaining about it here will almost definitely have no effect.
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Guys.
I am going through Europe in 2 weeks. I am driving in a normal car with 8 mtr boat on trailer behind me. Anybody knows how big the parking area around Artemis is? Is it safe?
Cheers Thomas
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1407217]This comes up every few months as far as I can tell.[/QUOTE]Not me bringing this up.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1407217]Mentioning it at Artemis probably won't change a thing. Complaining about it here will almost definitely have no effect.
AM[/QUOTE]Not 100% sure about this.
Kimino
[QUOTE=Kimino;1407181].They don't have a clue and are obviously following the bar rules. It's not them deciding what can be served and how. Not them deciding quantities or quality. In some situations I see them running like crazy and most of the time with a smile on their face. It's an issue with the club, not with girls serving.[/QUOTE]I agree with this message. They couldn't care less, and guys are willing to pay. I like to drink Scotch in Germany, and even at real bar the price is ridiculous. I always buy a bottle of a good single malt in the duty free before leaving the USA and have myself a few drinks before I go to Artemis. I typically arrive with a blood level that would probably get me arrested if I were driving, but I am not driving! I then proceed to have two sessions, one of their overpriced Dewars and ice, an hour nap on the couch in the non smoking area downstairs, and a viagra-sustained final session before taking a taxi home.
This is the opposite strategy of what I usually do (attempt to score with semi and non-pros) , but this is Germany, not the Dominican Republic or Manila. Last time I did a blonde Spaniard with great big natural tits (BBBJ and doggy to the end) , a lovely Bulgarian chick with small tits (same as the Spaniard except she was much more GFE with some serious tongue action) , my nap and finished with a lovely dark haired Polish woman who convinced me with her tongue to pay the extra 50 and come in her mouth. I left for my hotel at 2:00 am a little drunk and very drained.
I have always enjoyed Artemis immensely.
[QUOTE=Blondx; 1407229]Guys.
I am going through Europe in 2 weeks. I am driving in a normal car with 8 mtr boat on trailer behind me. Anybody knows how big the parking area around Artemis is? Is it safe?
Cheers Thomas[/QUOTE]This made me smile a bit, are you for real? I would say the place is verry safe to park in, but finding a place for a 26-32 ft boat + car, that could be hard.