Got it now. You were talking about Михаил Задорнов but you probalby missspeled his name as Sadornov. In latin alphabet it should be Zadornov.
No I'm not American so I can laugh at his jokes.
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Got it now. You were talking about Михаил Задорнов but you probalby missspeled his name as Sadornov. In latin alphabet it should be Zadornov.
No I'm not American so I can laugh at his jokes.
hello my fellow mongers! i have been in kiev for 5 days! my experience has been crazy like the weather! the 1st day i walked around the center and spotted a freebie, chatted her up and she agree to show me around "smiles". i did the usually sightseeing, taking her out to eat and then made the invitation to see a movie on my laptop. she agreed to come over and we started to watch the new punisher! she loved it, even though there is nothing romantic about the movie!
in the middle of the movie i decided to make an approach little touching and kissing. i stop myself i didn’t want to seem too eager. i knew the movie was about to finish, so i decided to kiss her and just when the credits were about to come up i invited her to my bedroom. yes she agrees! "evil smile"! i laid her down started to kiss her neck, stomach and she was moaning. i finally said enough foreplay lets get some action! i was about to go under her shirt and she stop me! i was thinking you must be kidding me! so she goes "i am sorry i can’t go any further than this, " i wanted to curse her out but being the gentleman that i am i said ok its cool lets go to sleep. she asks if she could shower and i said sure can i join she smile and said no. while she was in the shower i was like you have to be kidding me! mmm call an escort or wait i decided to wait on the escort. sasha comes out of the shower wearing but her bra and thong and i was like wow! speechless hot body! i am thinking now mmm am i going to get some! mmmm nope. well sasha’s body is tone all the way, legs, chest, booty and wow! i ask her how she got such a body and she told me she goes to the gym all the time! i decided to give it one more day! night two
me and sasha go at it again with the kissing and touching but once i got under her shirt. she stops me again and she goes through the whole speech i don’t want you to think i am easy and said she would like to wait. i took the advice i been reading on this site and go" you don’t have to wait, i love chilling with you but i am on vacation i will get some p*sy! tomorrow if you don’t mind i will be solo, and she goes can we be friends. i go no i have enough friends in hopes she would give me some! she didn’t and goes i think i should leave. i said ok there is the door! too late to call the escort again!
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day 3
no luck with the freebies so i decided to visit millennium to see if christina or anna were still working since their cells phones were off. no luck all new girls and none look good to me. river palace? no. i decided to wait and call the massage center since i read from one of the guys that the massages were wicked!
i call and the girl in the massage center spoke good english. usually i like blondes but this time i decided to go for a brunet. she came to my apartment and wow! i was speechless she was a hottie! "i thought to myself man i should have request for the kissing massage! " when she enter the room i could tell she liked the vibe was like mmm. i ask her age and she goes 19 and she looked it! i could tell she was surprise by my looks. she ask me how old i was and i go guess. she guesses 20, i smile and said thanks for the compliment but i am 29! she didn’t believe me!
we proceeded to my bedroom and she started to undress mmm i am thinking why can she be an escort! man just my luck! she goes can you undress and i said sure! she started massaging my body and wow her body was nice, tone, soft, i was speechless and my member started to get hot! she gave me a nice massage and then went for the kill smiling the whole time and goes why couldn’t you ask for the kissing massage, i smile and said i don’t kiss stranger just like that. "just in case she be ugly".
so she is their stroking me massaging my member and breathing on my neck! next thing you know she kisses me and goes i am so sorry! talk about killing the mood! i smile and go it’s ok, i don’t mind since you are good looking and smile! well her phone goes off. she was having too much fun and didn’t realize she passed the hour massage. she goes i don’t want to leave until you finish i smile and said keep going. and mmm what an orgasm! we shower together and she call her taxi.
just when she was leaving she goes, if you like i would love to see you again and gives me her email/phone number.
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Day 3 continue!
The massage was great but I wanted some P! I took another shower, got clean up and headed to town. No girls out, it’s cold and raining, well slight rain. Went by the metro station nothing, its 930, I better go to my room and call an escort. I am walking by the Arena and I see a lot of people so I decided to check out the scene.
Many girls! I am thinking which one is a working girl, spotted one. I just hope she is. So I played the lost American. I go up to her and go Hi do you speak English she goes yes and smiles at me. Can you tell me where this location is located "It was an address of a brothel? " She goes it’s not to far blah blah blah and before I I ask her. What you are doing here. She goes are you looking for company tonight! Bingo! She is an escort.
I go yea I am bored I need some fun, she goes 1600 grn I go you are smoking crack I will pay 800Gvn before I go 1600! SH8T I shouldn’t have said that she smiles and goes ok good looking. I found out she was 19, strips and goes to the university to learn English. We talk and I was just admiring her body! We go to the room and she undresses me kissing my neck and about to kiss me! I go. Sorry I don’t kiss working girls you are sexy but I can’t kiss you just knowing that you slurp guys off. "Yes many girls do this but working girls no thank you! She goes it’s ok. I understand.
She got done on her knees and I started to get a nice! BBBJ! For being 19 this girl could suck a d! She took my whole 7 ½ like nothing, spat on it, jerk it, deep throat and talk about sloppy I loved it! She ask if I can go in the bed, I said ok and she started to suck me off again, jerking it. Normally I take a long time to cum but this girl wow within 15 to 20minutes I told her I am about to cum! She didn’t stop and I just exploded in her mouth and she swallow! She still kept sucking and mmm amazing I got hard again! I told her get on all fours and I put the condom on! Talk about an ass on this girl! I ask her can I take some pictures and she said no! RATS! I said I pay you an extra 300Grn she still refuse ok no problem. Their she is on all fours I got my dick on the tip of her Pussy and went into town talk about tight! Grab her small waist and pounded her for a few minues, got on top, spread her leg and boy was she tight! I am thinking how is she a working girl and be so tight!
Since I had one nut off already I was feeling good! She must have had 2 orgasm cause she was shaking and her eyes were roll back. She goes to me lay down! I want to ride you! I was like ok and wow she did reverse cowgirl, faced me, told me to push her on the wall! I was feeling the urges to cum and go were you want me to bust! She goes were do you wana cum and I go your face, she gets off. Goes to her knees. Takes the condom out, and jerks me till I exploded!
I am bit! Here I am thinking ok she will leave in a few wrong! We talk, fuck again went to bed fuck again and in the morning fuck again! I ask if I could see her again. She smile and goes, you are cute maybe if I see you again I will give you my number.
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Day four
I wake up late since I had a long night and morning! I am tired, decided to call the massage girl which I didn’t realize I didn’t know her name! I call the number and she answers! She recognize my voice immediately! So we met in the center and eat some good Ukrainian food, she looks even better in the day time! I am thinking mmm I better get some! We walk, talk, took pictures and came to my apartment. Rats. To be continue.
[QUOTE=Kurenda]Got it now. You were talking about Михаил Задорнов but you probalby missspeled his name as Sadornov. In latin alphabet it should be Zadornov.
No I'm not American so I can laugh at his jokes.[/QUOTE]
You are right, Zadornov then.
I'm not American, too, so I laugh as well :-)
I am a real fan of Zadornov ...
Compliments, looks like you are a knowledgable visitor to the East.
Any plans for UA ? I will be in Nikolaev soon.
Hi!
Did somebody meet Vica Victoria in Kiev?
She's surely in Kiev now.
Please help me.
Yes Zadornov is great.
Try to get one of his DVD's if you already don't have it.
Belarus and Russia is my place, UA not that much.
But if I'm in UA I'll be in Nikolaev and never in Kiev.
Hello,
The details would actually be helpful instead of giving us the details of how jet-lagged you were. How exactly did the con go?
I have seen the "dropped wad of cash" 3-4 times, and fell for it once. I got out of it by waiting a long time before attempting to return it. I was hoping he would not turn around and was already fantasizing about a wild night at RP (it would have been really foolish, because I am sure they would have staked Rp and the airport at least for a few days). Anyway, I got lucky because the "witness" probably did not keep up and I was really aggressive when he asked for more money and quickly walked off (and I kept looking back to make sure nobody followed me).
[QUOTE=Bootycaller]Will be heading back to kiev again shortly. Don't know if cons are more prevalent now but I have been (emabarrassed to say) been a victim of one last time I was there in January right on khreshatik and I am not a rookie visitor. Being a new yorker I am pissed at myself for falling for it but chalk it up to lack of sleep and trying to be helpful. Leaving on an wed evening flight. 5 hour flight delay (disembarking fully loaded broken plane of all things) plus 9. 5 hour flight, business meeting, drinks and dinner in Kiev. Before heading out at midnight suffering jetlag for a walk searching for cell phone recharge card. Won't go into details but 2 guys working in tandem one posing as a clumsy foreign tourist and another who convinced me as an undercover cop. I should have known better but was a bit punchy being up for 36 hours straight and trying to be helpful to who I thought was a clumsy tourist. Took about 20 steps or so before I figured what what just went down and turned around. They were gone with about 600 (6 100 uah bills) uah from my wallet. Not a lot of money and he didn't take the 6 or 7 $20 bills. I guess I would have noticed it too quickly if gone. I was really pissed but I almost had to admire their smoothness in their art of the con. I would not have felt such if it was much more costly such as credit cards, license or passport.
Anyway, be on guard when interacting with strange locals. These desperate times bring out very desperate people. I was victime of non violent crime. Others may not be so genteel. Watch your back at night and especially alone. We all have pu**y on the brains so must take extra effort in care. Do not be careless in handling wallets and I. D. I obviously stood out as foreign tourist and became a mark. Where was my ny cynicism when I needed it? Probably it was my very good mood being their the first night and I let my guard down.
Bc
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Hi,
I'll go for 5 days in Kiev and I like know If somebody has news of where is possible find house with girls in the day? Or other funny place in the day.
Thanks a lot,
Bob
Day 4 Back
We came to my apartment and I teased her about giving me a massage again. She smiles and goes is that all you want. I had to smile back and go not really. I grab her hand and lead her to the bedroom. We started to kiss, kissed her neck and lifted her shirt to kiss her stomach… Took her pants off and thong and wow sexy Pu^sy! I just wanted to lick it but back of my head I was thinking how many other guys she has done this with so I avoided my lips from the Clit!
She pushed me down and started to kiss me all over and boy was she working me! I was just closing my eyes thinking please start sucking me off already until finally she did! It was waves and waves of pleasure! I put my condom on and went to business. She wanted to ride me first, off course I had no objections she was good! She got hers and it was my turn.
Got her doggie style for a few minutes, then we spoon, than I was on top but for some reason I could not get my nut off. I guess it was good, or maybe guilt that I bump some other girl in the morning but whatever I kept going. Finally I stop and just ask her to get me off with a BBBJ and finally I came. I came in her mouth but she didn’t swallow hehe… once she was done we went to get something to eat and she had to go because she had school the next day. Boy what a day!
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day 4
its 2030 and i am horny maybe it’s because i know i have one more night before i head out. decided to call a girl from top models. i read that the real pictures are real so i call inna. [url]http://www.top-models.com. ua/? id=2088[/url] the person who answer goes no english. ok.
i call olesja [url]http://www.top-models.com. ua/? id=1322[/url] the girl goes no english not available.
last try i call alisa [url]http://www.top-models.com. ua/? id=2533[/url] she speaks very good english. i tell her my address and she goes 30minutes. i say ok. i receive a phone call again asking my address, i give my address and the girl goes ok be their soon.
its 2115 and the door bell rings. i see a blond girl who is completely different than the picture. i ask her to come in and i take her to my computer and go is this you? she goes no. i am thinking you have to be kidding me even though the girl is cute but not my taste. i go ok here is money for taxi thank you for stopping by. she looked offended but i want some hot kitty!
i go fuck it. let me call gia. dianna answers and i tell her i want zoya [url]http://www.gia.com. ua/girl/zoya2[/url] but off course she is not available so i ask her to send me a list of girls who are available.
yana is available [url]http://www.gia.com. ua/girl/yana5[/url] 1020 or so the doorbell rings and a blond girl is at the door but i recognize her from the gia website its zhanna not yana [url]http://www.gia.com. ua/girl/zhanna[/url] i am thinking to myself you have to be kidding me! zhanna is cute but her body looked soo soo.
i am thinking $120 to have sex with an average girl or send her back. next thing you know the doorbell rings. i am thinking ok who is this so i cautiously look through the peephole and it’s a brunet i open the door and go who are you? she tells me she is olesja [url]http://www.top-models.com. ua/? id=1322[/url] i am like what? she goes you call me and i call you back. i am like ok the girl of top models but this one is completely different!
she sees the blond girl they start to talk. i am thinking when i call olesja whoever answer said unavailable than i receive a call asking for my address and i thought it was alisa the blond girl when it fact its olesja. well it wasn’t olesja so the pictures were fake for both instances. i told the girls thanks for the company here is money for taxi.
Hi,
I am planning my first vist to the Ukraine and I have 2 options Kiev or Odessa which is the best and most safe for a first time vistor. I am more of a club man but also don, t mind take aways.
DL
Dave since you're newbie to Ukraine the best is Kiev of course.
Odessa is different and maybe it's like dead now.
Odessa is good option in summer.
[QUOTE=DaveLondon]Hi,
I am planning my first vist to the Ukraine and I have 2 options Kiev or Odessa which is the best and most safe for a first time vistor. I am more of a club man but also don, t mind take aways.
DL[/QUOTE]I agree with Kurenda.
If you like clubs try Kiev Fall-Winter-Spring or Odessa in the summer.
Crimea also a good summer option.
Be forewarned that the Odessan pro scene (if you are into pros) is remarkably undeveloped and it takes some work to find them if you aren't used to EE. There is a ton written on Odessa if you RTFF and AFAIK it is mostly still true.
Overall Kiev offers much more though. Odessa is quite provincial, the only real benefit being the beach clubs June-September.