London

[QUOTE=PayForIt;1844875]Is this really ISG? The height of reporting on London sex scene has come to a discussion on squirrels and buses and how to speak to an English girl. If ever I needed confirmation that the sex industry in London is hopeless this was it![/QUOTE]Well why not? If we have already established that London is not so good for regular mongering, compared to other world cities, then why not switch to planB. Which is how to get sex with girls who are not in the trade. After all a man needs to adapt to the circumstances that they find themselves in, right?

Unfortunately, recent posts seem to confirm that London is a lot worse for getting sex with non-prostitutes compared to other cities. Apparently the big tip is not to talk directly to girls when you are in London.

"The golden rule is it's OK to speak to them if.

1) you don't speak directly to them.

2) you don't speak about them. ".

So that is where I have being going wrong all these years! If you can just manage to fool them into thinking that you are not actually talking to them.

[QUOTE=Myrrh;1845092]Well why not? If we have already established that London is not so good for regular mongering, compared to other world cities, then why not switch to planB. Which is how to get sex with girls who are not in the trade. After all a man needs to adapt to the circumstances that they find themselves in, right?

Unfortunately, recent posts seem to confirm that London is a lot worse for getting sex with non-prostitutes compared to other cities. Apparently the big tip is not to talk directly to girls when you are in London.

"The golden rule is it's OK to speak to them if.

1) you don't speak directly to them.

2) you don't speak about them. ".

So that is where I have being going wrong all these years! If you can just manage to fool them into thinking that you are not actually talking to them.[/QUOTE]Yes you've got it. However it seems if you talk about buses or squirrels they will get all excited. Off to Spain tomorrow to sample some proper mongering. In London tonight and I can confirm I just didn't bother. Went to a cinema to watch a normal film, (no squirrels or buses) didn't try to get with any normal girls, didn't risk the gamble of the awful walk ups in Soho and didn't call an escort agency as the last time I did it ended with a very fat girl (3 x size in picture) appearing. I'm afraid Editor should just delete the London thread. There are no good mongering options in London outside of expensive agencies with no reliability or Adult works which is worse. For anyone from abroad reading this. The UK DOES provide good mongering in Manchester, Leeds, Milton Keynes but NOT in London.

All the recent posts have a tremendous amount of negativity regarding London. That is not entirely surprising given that it is a high-cost locale, which generally does not produce the sort of inexpensive mongering that so many ISG guys crave.

I have always heard that London is the kink capital of the world, so I wonder if many guys take advantage of that. Has anyone tried this well-reviewed service? If so, are standard services (in addition to the kink) provided as part of the fee, of are there significant upsells? Do the ladies look like the website pictures?

[URL]http://www.londonsubmissivegirls.com[/URL]

[URL]http://www.*********.com/index.php/directory/8224-London-Submissive-Babes[/URL]

I guess the punter site is restricted because it is an ISG competitor.

[QUOTE=ChrisMonger3;1840867]Can anyone recommend an in-call massage service that does body to body and prostrate massage in London?[/QUOTE]Most massages have the recipient in the prone position, I. E. Prostrate.

I think you mean "prostate" massage, brother. Good luck and post if you find one.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;1845824]Yes you've got it. However it seems if you talk about buses or squirrels they will get all excited. Off to Spain tomorrow to sample some proper mongering. In London tonight and I can confirm I just didn't bother. Went to a cinema to watch a normal film, (no squirrels or buses) didn't try to get with any normal girls, didn't risk the gamble of the awful walk ups in Soho and didn't call an escort agency as the last time I did it ended with a very fat girl (3 x size in picture) appearing. I'm afraid Editor should just delete the London thread. There are no good mongering options in London outside of expensive agencies with no reliability or Adult works which is worse. For anyone from abroad reading this. The UK DOES provide good mongering in Manchester, Leeds, Milton Keynes but NOT in London.[/QUOTE]OMG! Here he goes again.

Why do you have to be so proselyte in your hatred?

You don't like it, fair enough, but leave those of us who find in London several mongering opportunities to their liking alone! If everyone was suggesting to suppress a thread because he does not like the place, there would be no ISG.

Be truthful to your beliefs, and stop posting on the London thread. And populate the Manchester, Coventry, Rotherham threads, which are vastly in need of your contributions.

Cheers, my friend, enjoy what you like, and be tolerant of those who do not share your views!

[QUOTE=Myrrh;1845092]Well why not? If we have already established that London is not so good for regular mongering, compared to other world cities, then why not switch to planB. Which is how to get sex with girls who are not in the trade. After all a man needs to adapt to the circumstances that they find themselves in, right?

Unfortunately, recent posts seem to confirm that London is a lot worse for getting sex with non-prostitutes compared to other cities. Apparently the big tip is not to talk directly to girls when you are in London.

"The golden rule is it's OK to speak to them if.

1) you don't speak directly to them.

2) you don't speak about them. ".

So that is where I have being going wrong all these years! If you can just manage to fool them into thinking that you are not actually talking to them.[/QUOTE]Hi Myrch,

Re your Plan B on dating English girls. If you read what's in vogue when it comes to dating (something I am not into) you will find that times are a changing.

What was in fashion few years ago ain't so now. In the olden days late 40's, 50 the top pullers of English Girls were American GIs based in the Uk.

The few Brits who didn't like them called them" overpaid, oversexed and over here" The GIs had a come-back. Calling the Brits, "underpaid, undersexed and under Eisenhower".

Fast forward to what's in vogue at present when it comes to dating English Girls, you will find its nothing to do with game, or how to talk with them about late Buses, squirrels, whilst it might help to get a convo going, it wouldn't necessarily convert into a date, Unless you happen to be Asian as they are now the top preference of White English Girls in London.

Here it is straight from the Horse 's mouth.

"Blonde and Beautiful wrote:

I'm a blonde blue-eyed British girl from a middle class family and I work as a banker in the city of London. I did modeling work when I was at university so I guess people consider me to be fairly attractive. I have been dating my London born and raised boyfriend who's of Asian origin for two years now and he's the best boyfriend I've ever had. He's educated, polite and independently wealthy.

However, the main reason I like him is because he's just so natural and a complete gentleman, unlike the idiotic white guys I've come across in the past. A lot of my gorgeous white friends are now dating Asian guys and I don't think any of us would go back to dating white guys again. I also know lots of white girls who are into Asian guys and more and more will do the same and date Asians with each passing day.

I've only ever dated white guys before, but I will never date another one again and I hope to marry my wonderful Asian boyfriend very soon and have his children.

White ladies: trust me, Asian guys will treat you like ladies and they also have a lot more money and brains than the majority of narrow minded white guys. ".

"Why do English girls love Pakistani men?" [URL]http://www.topix.com/forum/uk/london/T16MMFOG80MUTVOOE[/URL].

Now if you were Pakistani, Asian from the Subcontinent wouldn't you love to head to London where you get hit on by dozens of English Girls?

[QUOTE=Dreams;1846029]OMG! Here he goes again.

Why do you have to be so proselyte in your hatred?

You don't like it, fair enough, but leave those of us who find in London several mongering opportunities to their liking alone! If everyone was suggesting to suppress a thread because he does not like the place, there would be no ISG.

Be truthful to your beliefs, and stop posting on the London thread. And populate the Manchester, Coventry, Rotherham threads, which are vastly in need of your contributions.

Cheers, my friend, enjoy what you like, and be tolerant of those who do not share your views![/QUOTE]I look at the London thread because I'm in London a lot on business and I genuinely hope and pray for any person who does like mongering in London to provide some material which may be of benefit to us all. I've posted in Manchester Coventry Leeds and other threads. Never been to Rotherham in my life. But as you mention it pray tell. Is it worth going to for mongering!

I am all in favor of being tolerant of the views of others. But that is entirely my point! There are NO VIEWS OF OTHERS on this thread of any value. I am perfectly entitled to criticise posts which try to explain to guys how to speak to a girl in London and then descend to mentioning buses and squirrels! You will see that others like Abox79 happened to post that he agreed with my comments. Hence they must be of some value, so I shall continue posting on the London thread (despite your dictatorial demand that I stop), as is my right. This is not intolerance of the views of others. It is merely highlighting that unless one wishes to gain a knowledge of buses or squirrels in London, or how to speak to a girl, this thread is of little value to mangers who use this website to garner information about mongering activities. Lessons on dialogue in English, and squirrels and buses are not contributions which assist in the purpose of the thread and are very ripe for valid criticism. The point is simple. It demonstrates that there appear to be few mongering activities in London which cause any member on the thread to post useful reports. If that position continues it prompts another valid question about whether the thread should be continued. If you look at my posts in Spanish, UAE, German FKK threads you won't see a single criticism of the type I've posted in London. For once and all. I LOVE London. It's a great city. Probably the best in Europe. But for mongering, IMHO it is poor, and the lack of any reports in the forum of value are a corroboration of that assessment. I would love you my friend, or anyone who looks at the London forum to provide some great reports of value to us all. I shall be delighted if you or others rise to that challenge (hopefully without the buses and squirrels).

[QUOTE=LondonChap;1839813]English girls are normally cold and rude anyway![/QUOTE]Now we have another extended essay on Squirrels. Just a reminder it all started by an OP posting the above comments which I found derogatory and a sweeping generalization. In response I merely quoted what an English girl wrote on her Tips on what to.

Say and what not to say as he didn't say he was talking about escorts.

And secondly the above comments about English girls are a load of Cobblers so I thought the OP needed advise on his chat up lines. I merely (copied and pasted) what an English girl finds so annoying when she is chatted up in a very direct way. It was all her words not mine.

Here is the link & read her words including her tips about Squirrels.

What Laura said.

How to start a conversation with a British girl [URL]http://www.londonschool.com/language-talk/blog/article/how-to-start-a-conversation-with-a-british-girl-149/[/URL].

Yes this in the International Sex Guide not just P4P ISG, so the dating game and hooking up with civvies girls is covered by this board as well as other interests. The post was here, hence my reply is on this thread as well. Where else?

Now where to find the girls feeding the Squirrels in London and starting a convo with them?

Squirrels are usually found en-mass within the Kensington Gardens end of Hyde park.

A bag of almonds is a very cheap hour of entertainment and a possible hook up (almonds as they are longer so you can hold the tip without risk of squirrel claws stabbing your finger).

Master the art of feeding squirrels and get you script ready and away you go.

Here it is in action and watch how a Blonde girl is approaching the guy impressed by his feeding techniques. [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE0FgNyCs1c[/URL].

OH, there are also Ducks to fed at the serpentine in Hyde Park. Great places for day game on a fine day in London.

[QUOTE=Mongerer88;1845838]All the recent posts have a tremendous amount of negativity regarding London. That is not entirely surprising given that it is a high-cost locale, which generally does not produce the sort of inexpensive mongering that so many ISG guys crave.[/QUOTE]Probably that, IE not paying enough for it in London& then start whining and no Free Beer is served in its Brothels unlike one or 2 Brothels in Manchester, so we are told. . But we ain't in mongering for the Beer are we? LOL.

I don't know about mongering in other cities in the UK nor interested but for me London is great and I happen to agree with this assessment.

[QUOTE=Abox79;1818427]For all you guys from outside the you. London where 99% of the best girls work.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChrisMonger3;1840867]Can anyone recommend an in-call massage service that does body to body and prostrate massage in London?[/QUOTE]Try Lola Bell. She is one of the best in London and she will spank you suck your dick, all included in the price. She is based in a good safe part of London.

[URL]http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1687693[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jojosun;1846545]Try Lola Bell. She is one of the best in London and she will spank you suck your dick, all included in the price. She is based in a good safe part of London.

[URL]http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1687693[/URL][/QUOTE]She loves to tie and tease you as well as before she commences her massage including prostate massage.

Lola is into wearing uniforms for your appt and she states this on her profile. LOL Try her new Border Guard's uniform.

Here is a picture of the uniform worn by this Blondie border force officer. Lola says, her uniform doesn't make her itch though but it heightens her domineering streak. BTH, LOLA is Hungarian.

[URL]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2693682/Border-guards-sue-itchy-new-uniforms-250-employees-action-outfits-causing-painful-skin-conditions.html[/URL]

UK Border guards sue over itchy new uniforms.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;1846116]I look at the London thread because I'm in London a lot on business and I genuinely hope and pray for any person who does like mongering in London to provide some material which may be of benefit to us all.

There are NO VIEWS OF OTHERS on this thread of any value. It is merely highlighting that unless one wishes to gain a knowledge of buses or squirrels in London, or how to speak to a girl, this thread is of little value to mangers who use this website to garner information about mongering activities.It demonstrates that there appear to be few mongering activities in London which cause any member on the thread to post useful reports. If that position continues it prompts another valid question about whether the thread should be continued. IMHO it is poor, and the lack of any reports in the forum of value are a corroboration of that assessment. I would love you my friend, or anyone who looks at the London forum to provide some great reports of value to us all. I shall be delighted if you or others rise to that challenge (hopefully without the buses and squirrels).[/QUOTE]Hey PFI,

Didn't you see my earlier report?

[QUOTE=Myrrh;1815471]The last time that I mongered in London was a few months ago when I tried a girl from AW. I had heard the rumors that there were lots of fakes on AW which had put me off using it but there was no doubting that in tracking down exactly what you want in terms of the service that a girl provides along with other details about her age and so on then there is no better service in the world. Well at least in theory.

But what about the reality?

Well I suppose you should try everything at least once. I decided to give it a go and found that there were a handful of girls who were available in my area who provided the sort of things that I liked.

I phoned up one girl and got the address. I had a frizzle of excitement to learn that this girl was offering her services from an apartment from above a bank on my local high street. A street that I had gone up and down for years not realizing that anything like this was going on...[/QUOTE]I thought I was making a contribution by posting a report about real sex, which wasn't with a squirrel. Or are you saying that because I posted it in the London thread rather than elsewhere then it doesn't matter?

I think the discussion here is going tangent. Here we are particularly discussing about English prossies, not English Girls in general.

I beg to disagree with other punters with negative comments on English Girls in London. Most people when they are at home are more selfish than if they were abroad, especially if they come from affluent families. This principle applies to any other nationalities, not just English girls in their hometown, London. It is simple to understand really as if you are at home you are less likely to need any other people help. You have your family, relatives, friends, siblings with you all the time when you need help.

In previous posting I never say that English girls are cold. I said that English prossies are charging an extortionate price compared to prossies from Eastern Europe. If you know an alternative way how to meet them, you could get them with a fractional of their extortionate rate. If you could get five instead of one, if I could find exactly the same person or a substitute with a fraction of their extortionate rate why do you need to pay more??

People living In London could easily fly to Berlin, NRW - Germany to visit FKK, GB party, partytreffs, flattrates. There are a lot of budget airlines from London to NRW, Berlin in Germany The price starts from as low as GBP9.90, believe it or not.

The Quality FKK girls in Germany charge around EUR 40-60 for half hour. IMO the quality FKK girls in Germany irrespectively of their Nationalities / classes is better in term of rate, look, age than the WGs in London.

[QUOTE=ChrisMonger3;1844060]Has anyone tried kiss massage in Ealing Broadway? Any feedback would be good.[/QUOTE]The feedback on the establishment is good but I never tried it as I like massage ending with full service.

Here is a link to a new place in London closer to the center than Kiss massage which is based in Ealing Broadway.

[URL]http://www.bunniesmassagelondon.com/[/URL] Prices seem to be reasonable with details on services on offer with a good selection and a variety of girls looking at the gallery.

Hope to hear your feedback if you get to try the above or Lola Bell.

Based in London for the best part of the year, I fly to Kiev for my massage girls & semi pros. Kiev where the sexiest girls on the planet are to be found at the best prices.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1846029]OMG! populate the Manchester, Coventry, Rotherham

![/QUOTE]Ok read some positive reports about Manchester's mongering opportunities for anyone interested in going there.

Coventry we covered that place before on here, But Rotherham?? OMFG.

Guys from outside THE UK don't even think about going there even if you hear that Rotherham's streets are full pf young English girls at very cheap. Prices as most probably there were some very nasty pimps behined them.

Rotherham got a very nasty image and recent reports details some sex scandal with Reports of pedophilia going on there for years but it was all hushed up for reasons of political correctness.

Cartoons in some British newspapers (Daily Telegraph) were scathing. . It drew the Rotherham council, police and social services side by side, seeing, saying and hearing no evil.

Rotherham is now the subject of politically incorrect humor to highlight that scandal.

Like this one " "he couldn't score in Rotherham if he was outside a kebab shop dressed as a 6-year old girl. ".