Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Jodi In Heat]Could not have been more bored, very tame, no kissing, very scripted. The two girls took turns leaving the room in the beginning, would not get started for the first 20 minutes. Thinking back, I should have demanded that some sort of action start. The clock is ticking.

Maybe I should have been more assertive at annies. I should have thrown them on the floor as soon as we walked into the room, f****** them like dogs. I can imagine being them though, doing the same crap every day, could get tired. PS, I am in my 30s, fit, handsome and white. It is not like I am some overweight, old and ugly slob. I could understand the bad performance if that were the case.[/quote]There within your quote lays the answer. Arrogance. Maybe you think you are "handsome, white. Oh and 30". Maybe they picked on the fact that you think you are better than them. Why have an ugly girl? If money is not an issue with you, why not go to an upmarket parlor.

BTW. I am 48. Very handsome. Very white. Weighing in at 96 kilo with a 32inch waist. And I have never had a boring session here. But then with my profile I don't really need to pay for it. Sounds big headed and boring doesn't it? That's why I leave that outside when I go to enjoy myself.

[quote=rocksoff]hehe, last night in preparation for meeting a girlfriend arriving to stay with me, i dropped in at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s, and while looking through the lasses in their tartan skirts, recognized little may, who had me returning to kangaroo two or three times a week for a month or so a while back. i stopped going though.

she was never too rushed, allowed me to finger her while watching porn at the bar while chatting with me sweetly, and sometimes curled up with me after the bj to pet and chat. she isn't a picture, but i can get off on her happily.[/quote]that's a good reminder for us all! when reading these posts we should keep in mind that ymmv and it often depends on which specific girl you choose (although it's hard to miss at tulip). i'm glad to hear about may, and glad you found her again. i'll have to stop by [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s and check her out (if i'm not too busy at sol or tulip).

thanks for your comment!

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[QUOTE=Run Mann]I’ve experienced this first hand some time ago. It's true that if you take a girl from a bar next to your hotel, she will think she owns you for the rest of your trip. When you return with other girls she will give you attitude like you're cheating on her but of course she can go with other Johns, better to just avoid them.[/QUOTE]Thank the pooning gods for the back door exit at the Nana Hotel.

Hi,

I will be reaching Bangkok on 12th Feb, stay over night and then head to Pattaya for 2 days. If any of you will be around that time then would love to catch up. Please do PM me.

[QUOTE=Jodi In Heat] One night I met a really cute young new girl. She must have been fresh off the boat. It was at a beer bar on soi 7, next to my hotel. (this is a mistake because when things go sour, you will see her for the rest of you trip, and that is not good). I told mamasan that I was interested. We sat at the bar, had a drink, struck a deal, the bill came, the insisted on an extra 5 baht because they said they billed my beer at the wrong price. I told them to f off, I was paying a decent bar fine, two drinks including a lady drink, and paying the girl a decent fee. They insisted on the extra 5 baht, so I paid the drink bill, no tip, told the girl I was sorry but no deal, and left. Stupid business people. Look at all they lost out on. The young girl was pissed and I don't blame her. I wanted her, but would not be played as a sucker for 5 bhat. [/QUOTE]At today's exchange rate, 5 baht is a little les than 15 cents US!!!! It's hard to believe that you would make a scene for less than the cost of a cigarette. No wonder so much of the world has lost respect for us.

[QUOTE=Jodi In Heat]Could not have been more bored, very tame, no kissing, very scripted. The two girls took turns leaving the room in the beginning, would not get started for the first 20 minutes. Thinking back, I should have demanded that some sort of action start. The clock is ticking.

They finally got me to the tub. They tried to get me off early with tit fucking! , BORING! I believe this was intended to make the time on the bed easier for them, like I would not be able to continue or keep it up. I stopped the lame act in the tub and asked the girl behind me to stop with the nonsense moaning in my ear. What, was I born yesterday?

Then we went to the bed, condom f***** the less ugly one, tried to get them to do what I liked, positions, kissing, changing back and forth between girls, etc. Really did not work, not good or fun. I abruptly ended the session after 40 minutes into my two hours, laughing in disappointment, and left.

Is everything OK? They asked. I told them I was not enjoying it. I again told the uglier one that her constant fake moaning in my ear was a real turn off. They began pressuring me for a tip, outrageous, so I gave them a little but it was not enough for them. More, more. I finally told them to get real, that I was disappointed and not satisfied.

I guess I have had to many wild experiences with multiple women and groups and crazy stuff like that. Thailand I found to be very tame and lame. Better to create the experiences you want than to go along with their program.

Better to find a spinner or independent at one of the beer bars, street or even a go go newbie, and really have fun the way you like it. Just IMHO. Would not even bother with a BJ bar, can only imagine how bored that would make me.

The Windmill and Baby Dolls in Pattaya rock! Crazy shit going on there. I took a few from these places and had a great time. Got ripped off by one of the girls from Baby Dolls, took money from my room. Went back and complained. No big loss. The money was not such an issue to me. I can show you a picture of the thief if you want.

Maybe I should have been more assertive at annies. I should have thrown them on the floor as soon as we walked into the room, f****** them like dogs. I can imagine being them though, doing the same crap every day, could get tired. PS, I am in my 30s, fit, handsome and white. It is not like I am some overweight, old and ugly slob. I could understand the bad performance if that were the case.

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I am 60+, and being old does not mean necessarily ugly, bald and fat..
I never had a bad session at annies or elsewhere because I just behave , and show respect for the girls.
Sorry, those are obvious comments, but seems
some still need to hear them.

[QUOTE=Sounds big headed and boring doesn't it? That's why I leave that outside when I go to enjoy myself.[/QUOTE]No, you miss understood me and now you want to belittle me. I was trying to come up with an explanation to understand it in my mind. I was psyched to get to go there after having studied the forum for weeks before my trip to Thailand. I went to Annie's rather shy and timid, was nervous even, and polite. I let the mamasan choose the girls for me.

BTW, I am not really all that good looking. I embellished. Geez, sorry.

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Was in the biergarden one night when Quasimodi walked in and sat down next to me.[/QUOTE]

I know English is only my 3rd Language, but I think I am doing pretty ok with it. Still, I did not get the joke and what was its purpose to the whole Annies Report context.

[quote]I was trying to come up with an explanation to understand it in my mind. I was psyched to get to go there after having studied the forum for weeks before my trip to Thailand. I went to Annie's rather shy and timid, was nervous even, and polite. I let the mamasan choose the girls for me.[/quote]

That's ok to be Timid and Polite, we've all been through that, especially the first times. That's life, it makes you stronger for the next sessions. What I don't understand is why would you come and write a report undermining the parlor and girls when you were part of the reason why the session went bad?

There's no shame in accepting that you are a newbie and shy (I've been there 4 years ago).

Also, if the mamasan Chose the girls, why not, on your way out, tell her what you felt? maybe she would have offered new girls to better fit your needs?

Did you tell her exactly what you wanted?

usually when they see young guys they assume we will fuck the girls Strong adn hard so they will give you ladies that can go the distance wit you and not some new girl fresh from the farm who's sex experience is the usual 5mn (no foreplay) of her ex boyfriend.

[quote]BTW, I am not really all that good looking. I embellished. Geez, sorry.[/QUOTE]

Looks don't matter, in Thailand and on the Forum.

As Andy Abs said, Looks might help you to land non prostitutes but even then, a lot of non P4P (my Staff) prefer older guys.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I know English is only my 3rd Language, but I think I am doing pretty ok with it. Still, I did not get the joke and what was its purpose to the whole Annies Report context.[/QUOTE]

Just a little light relief - as the actress said to the bishop:).

The Forums do get a little serious and intense at times and I personally enjoy reading the odd jokey post now and then, which do tend to lighten the tone. Example is Sonic Bams funny post recently on Viagra in the General Thread.

I know there is a separate joke forum on ISG and I'm sorry that you didn't see the joke. 'Fraid that I only do British humour which is lost on most Americans and Continentals. I'm sure that the Brits and Aussies got the corny old joke.

Bye Bye Bangkok.

I like you. I like sex. Is nice.

I don't know about heaven. But I do believe in angels.

We shall see you again, but not yet. Not yet.

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She had large breasts that were more than a handful each, and a very kissable face that made me wonder if she were a half breed, since apart from a light tan for a TG she looked more Russian than Asian. It was a surprise that she wanted only the regular SW rate of 1000 baht, and the bedroom behaviour did not disappoint, to say the least. A new addition to the harem.

The Suzi Wong bargirl says that she never goes with young Farang guys. She just refuses them. Why is this?
She is a popular girl due to good face, fun character, and tall curvy body (but not much tits).

She claims young guys are “ngee ngao” which means difficult, stingy, untrustworthy arseholes. She claims they are arrogant and "up themselves" as well.
O.K. there are exceptions of course.

She only does short time as has to go home to parents each night.
Young Farangs will try to get excessively low price and then expect several sex sessions for the very low money and even refuse to pay if they are not totally satisfied.
She says its just not worth bothering with them. She has more respect for herself than to accept them. She is good looking enough to get a better class of older customer that doesn’t come with all these hassles.

Not all bargirls think the same as this girl. Some may actually like young guys.

But my advice to the young handsome spunks, is to try to look older, more dignified, show the girl respect and consideration, be fair, and above all else, more generous.

I always believe that if I try to give the girl a good time and make her have fun, I will usually have a good time too.

I will try to be nice Mick!

Most of the time Im not.

[QUOTE=Dreams]I am 60+, and being old does not mean necessarily ugly, bald and fat..
I never had a bad session at annies or elsewhere because I just behave , and show respect for the girls.
Sorry, those are obvious comments, but seems
some still need to hear them.[/QUOTE]
You never had a bad session, ever? :o
But I agree with your sentiments.

[QUOTE=Easy2007]Jodi, I like your reporting style. Its similar to what I find, out there in the real world as opposed to the fantasy world of some peoples minds.

Keep up the good work.[/QUOTE]

Yeh, the real world is full of shit and arseholes. But some of us prefer to be turned on by more positive and more fun things.

Mutally pleasurable sex is not just a fantasy.