Medellin Reports

[quote=crazycolombian]another one is que caja. literally means what a box but when used describing something can mean funny.[/quote]some trivia: botar la caja means to throw or spit out one's false teeth. caja is also drawer-like (like cash register drawer. cajero is cash register or where you check out also an atm) or tray and false teeth are "tray like". so when you are out today and a table in the bar is laughing hysterically one would say "estan botando (la) caja". they are laughing up a storm. or they are laughing so hard that their false teeth are flying out.

origin. not just for old timers.

in the early 1900s up until about the 1950s rich families for their daughters' quincena (sweet 15) would give a gift. a visit to the dentist, who would pull out their teeth and replace them with a set false teeth. at 15, perfectly good teeth. so in those days it was not uncommon for people over 15 to be sporting false teeth.

fast forward to today, 'the suso show' is making popular the expression "que caja" which means "that's funny" or ""that's a riot! ", but the caja part is a reference to false teeth and not to a "box"

not to mention that suso is influencing his watchers to add s to words and it is his sort of his "thing" or speech imepdiment. pa(s)pi, malditabue(s)na, etc.

lastly foreigners using slang like this makes them sound dorky. don't be mistaken.

Just completed my second 10 day trip to MDE in less than 3 months. I wanted to enjoy the annual event of the “Festival of Flowers” as well as to partake in the daily event of playing with the "young flowers" that MDE offers. I could only say that this trip far exceeded my expectations. There were some unique experiences with non-pros that I would never forget. I spent the entire time in Casa Blanca Uno (Medellin Mansion). Again, I befriended many wonderful individuals. This is the main reason I stay in this hotel. And Greg and Boyd were very helpful in ensuring that all guests have a good time.

Followings are some of the highlights that may be useful for visiting mongers. Again, these are all my personal observations; so there is no right or wrong inference.

[b]Centro CASAs:[/b]

This time I had the opportunity to visit many casas (New Life is a must). Most of them are well reviewed here. However, there is one casa that I don’t remember being mentioned here. I thought this is a hidden gem. The name of the casa is [b]ENCUENTROS:[/b] Call. 49 #43-68. It is next to Universidad de Antioquia. I was shown a lineup of 9 girls and more were still arriving. Most of them were very attractive. I picked Joana, a very beautiful girl with a spectacular body. She is the star of this place. Our chemistry matched perfectly and I had a wonderful session. I recommend this place highly. Prices are similar to other casas.

Boyd of Casa Blanca recommended [b]PLAYMODELS,[/b] Call.57 #50-19. It is a small establishment. The place already changed their name to: NUEVE SALA. Only 3 average girls were shown. I did not participate.

[b]Centro Strip clubs:[/b]

Of the three clubs, [b]Las Americanas, Maracaibo and Executivo[/b], I liked [b]Maracaibo[/b] the best. The quality of girls is acceptable and prices are very reasonable. 50K for 30 min for on-site encounter. I went several times to Maracaibo with other guys. However, I never took any girl there. I really liked only one girl, named Juli. I made a date with her to come and see me at my hotel on her off day, Wednesday. My cell phone malfunctioned that day and the date did not pan out. My last night at MDE, I went back to see her at Maracaibo, but she was off that night. This was the only loose end that I could not close during my trip.

[b]Other Clubs:[/b]

[b]Dollhouse:[/b] My friend was dating a dancer from Dollhouse. We all went for dinner at Parque IIeras and then went to the club at 11 PM. 10K entrance fee. This is a big nice place but the club was completely dead. There was no dancer. The stage was empty. May be it was early in the night. But the club of this stature should not be dead like that on a Thursday night. Even before going I checked with my friend’s girl during dinner that whether it will be okay to go there that early. But she verified that it was a perfect time to go. There were a few girls available for onsite action. I took phone number from one girl for future action at my hotel. I was having so many girls that I simply had no time for her.

[b]SanDiego Show:[/b] Lots of girls and the club was very lively. But for my taste the girls were average and “Gordita”. I only liked three of them that I could have done. But they are expensive. 120K for 30 min onsite action. Most of the dancers were lousy, except one (name escapes me). I made sure to talk to her at length and tipped her handsomely. She was with somebody, otherwise I would have done her.

[b]Fase II: [/b]If you want to visit only one high end club, this is your place. Dancers, girls, ambiance and the price are all very attractive. Went several times. Never disappointed.

[b]Luna Lunera:[/b] A great club, of course during the weekend. If you want to enjoy a real lesbian show happening right in front of you, just go there. If you seat near the stage, you will get a lap dance for sure. And if you never stay in the mansion, but want to enjoy mansion girls, then go there too. Lots of Mansion girls work there at night. This time I had an onsite encounter with Carolina. She saw me in the Mansion in my earlier trip. She could not keep her hands off me. Attacked me in the room and went for a non-stop action for half an hour ending up CIM with swallow. This was my last night in MDE. So after my session with Carolina, I went back into the club and took Francis, who I fancied earlier. But I wanted her in my hotel. It was about 2:30 AM and I was not going to pay any MULTA to the club. Francis told me to wait outside and get a cab. Within 10 min she came out and we ended up having a wild session in the Mansion. She left after 6 AM and I went back for a much needed sleep.

[b]Mayorista:[/b]

This time I went a few times. First night, I did not like it at all. Second time, I met a young one who I thought was walking through the place. I asked her whether she was working and she answered affirmatively. She was so cute, I immediately grabbed her and sat her down next to me. I believe her name is Natalia. She is 18 , quite tall with a very cute face. I was with several friend and we ordered dinner. I played sugar daddy for a while, bought her a few things she wanted and of course the dinner. Then I took her to the hotel (12K for hotel, 30 K for her). And everything went downhill from there. I thought I was with an immature 10 year old. She does not know anything about how tom please a man. I went through the motion and ended the lousy time mercifully when there was a knock on the door. My take on Mayorista is that if you want some action between 7 PM (when centro casas closes and Midnight (when other strip clubs goes into gear), this is the place you can try. Quality of girls are very average. My friend and I only found only 3 girls that we could have been interested. But then again, you have no way of knowing what will transpire inside the room. To be honest, my friend took an older girl and she totally rocked his boat.

[b]Persistency works:[/b]

While walking one day in Centro area, I met a “Hello Girl” who was handing out cards for one of the new casas (I forgot the name of this place). She was so pretty that I got immediately horny. I asked for her number and asked for a date. She said she is married and she never did this type of thing. My horny-ness will not let up and I started sweet talking to her at length. My persistence paid off and eventually we exchanged digits. She still insisted that she is not sure whether she will ever come to my hotel. Make a long story short, she eventually came to my hotel and experienced many “Firsts” in her life. She never been to Poblado area before. An unforgettable time was had by both of us. She looked so pretty with a butt length jet black straight hair that I really lost myself in the moment. She was with me for more than two hours and she told me that this will be her one time experience that she will cherish forever. ( Learning Spanish is a must for this kind of experience. These girls do not speak a word of English).

[b]Paragliding trip:[/b]

Greg arranged a Paragliding trip for the guests of the Mansion on Sunday, the last day of my trip. Although, my turn did not end perfectly (the pilot could not land the chute properly due to severe wind shear, missed the landing strip by at least 20 ft and we ended up in a ditch and the chute ended up in a tree), but the experience was quite memorable. The weather was perfect and the view was spectacular. I will repeat it in a heartbeat. I would recommend this excursion highly. 80K for 30 min plus transportation. I want to thank Greg profoundly for arranging this special trip.

MDE is growing on me. Quite scarry!

Bandy

[QUOTE=LuckyEddie]The hunt sure is fun though. My advice? Start drinking heavily.[/QUOTE]Luck,

While I agree with you 100% in the entirety of your report, (Vacation? Yeah right) I especially like the end quoted above.

Correct if I'm wrong but that's from Animal House.

Too funny, Schwmm

Encountered this one at the Auto Show in Aeroparque Juan Pablo II arena. After the vintage car parade, we all went there for the show. Little expensive. 17K entrance fee. She was gorgous.

Bandy

[QUOTE=Bandy]Encountered this one at the Auto Show in Aeroparque Juan Pablo II arena. After the vintage car parade, we all went there for the show. Little expensive. 17K entrance fee. She was gorgous.

Bandy[/QUOTE]The question would be did anyone get any action from her?

[QUOTE=LuckyEddie]Just re read this - you need an ñ.

cariñoso/a means affectionate [B]and also[/B] very expensive - both are pronounced the same. Caro by itself is expensive and cariñoso es muy caro.

Cariñoso to mean very expensive is very common here.[/QUOTE]Thanks amigo, I get the difference between the 2 "n"s.

I learned spanish a long time ago.

My computer keyboard doesn't type the funny "n" is all.

Really though, most guys are happy just to struggle through a little basic spanish. All this talk of Medellin slang is best used by natives IMO, unless your spanish is pretty good.

My problem now is going between Colombia and Brazil and switching back and forth from spanish to portuguese.

Fun though.

[QUOTE=Bandy][b]Mayorista:[/b]

This time I went a few times. First night, I did not like it at all. Second time, I met a young one who I thought was walking through the place. I asked her whether she was working and she answered affirmatively. She was so cute, I immediately grabbed her and sat her down next to me. I believe her name is Natalia. She is 18 , quite tall with a very cute face. I was with several friend and we ordered dinner. I played sugar daddy for a while, bought her a few things she wanted and of course the dinner. Then I took her to the hotel (12K for hotel, 30 K for her). And everything went downhill from there. I thought I was with an immature 10 year old. She does not know anything about how tom please a man. I went through the motion and ended the lousy time mercifully when there was a knock on the door. My take on Mayorista is that if you want some action between 7 PM (when centro casas closes and Midnight (when other strip clubs goes into gear), this is the place you can try. Quality of girls are very average. My friend and I only found only 3 girls that we could have been interested. But then again, you have no way of knowing what will transpire inside the room. To be honest, my friend took an older girl and she totally rocked his boat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report! Good stuff. I just wanted to comment on your "having great chemistry" with the girl and then everything going downhill back in the hotel. We were having a discussion about this on another site. Some claimed it never happened to them.. even after 100 girls.. Just wanted to thank you for showing it is very well possible and has happened to me before too!

[QUOTE=Bandy][b]Mayorista:[/b]

This time I went a few times. First night, I did not like it at all. Second time, I met a young one who I thought was walking through the place. I asked her whether she was working and she answered affirmatively.

[b]Persistency works:[/b]

“Hello Girl” who was handing out cards for one of the new casas (I forgot the name of this place). She was so pretty that I got immediately horny. I asked for her number and asked for a date. She said she is married and she never did this type of thing. My horny-ness will not let up and I started sweet talking to her at length. My persistence paid off and eventually we exchanged digits.

Bandy[/QUOTE]Bandy, very nice report. You come across as quite a charmer.

Question to all experts: When in Mayorista and you are not sure if the girl is working or not, what do say (in spanish) to find out and at the same time without offending the girl, in case she is really not working.

I would love to know what you said to convince the hello girl :-)

Any Recommendations for the more curvy / thick / bootylicious type of Colombianas?

Saludos de Asuncion,

Manuel

I've been there twice now and was not disappointed. The first chica was black from the coast and brand new to Mayorista. Totally great sex for 30k plus the room. The second chica was 42 (rosie) and well experienced. She banged me so well I came twice which at my age (52) is not the norm anymore. She insisted on bareback to suck and fuck.

So it is a crap shoot at Mayorista. I agree, the decent chicas don't show until around 7 p.m. Hey, want to you want for 30K anyway?

Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=Bandy]Encountered this one at the Auto Show in Aeroparque Juan Pablo II arena. After the vintage car parade, we all went there for the show. Little expensive. 17K entrance fee. She was gorgous.

Bandy[/QUOTE]Nice headlights!

[QUOTE=Schwmmr]Luck,

While I agree with you 100% in the entirety of your report, (Vacation? Yeah right) I especially like the end quoted above.

Correct if I'm wrong but that's from Animal House.

Too funny, Schwmm[/QUOTE]Congratulations Schwmmr, you've just won a brand new Chrysler Cordoba and you can pick it up at Morty's office:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYqnoULgD30[/url]

[QUOTE=Bandy][b]Mayorista:[/b]

Natalia. She is 18 , quite tall with a very cute face. I was with several friend and we ordered dinner. I played sugar daddy for a while, bought her a few things she wanted and of course the dinner. Then I took her to the hotel (12K for hotel, 30 K for her). And everything went downhill from there. I thought I was with an immature 10 year old. She does not know anything about how tom please a man. I went through the motion and ended the lousy time mercifully when there was a knock on the door...[/QUOTE]My 2 cents here, when dealing with pros, go right to business immediately, spend $0 on the extras. If everything is good, get the digits and play the boyfriend/date/sugar daddy buying gifts and going out to dinner etc... another day or later that night if she rocked your world.

Let them prove themselves in the sack first - it's their job.

[QUOTE=CrazyColombian]You're right. But masajistas piasas is prettty solid. If your ever in Medellin check it out. I got an 8 out of 10 for me on that site. You go to there apartment do business then leave. For 60 bucks the girls looks and skills was wayy better than Loutron. And any other "estblishment" I went to.

And trust me. My whole trip I was fueled on guaro haha.[/QUOTE]If I am ever in Medellín? When am I not?

I have been to each place at least once and everything depends firstly on your luck with the "connection" with the girl you purchased.

If Monica swallows my load and fuks like a porn star what does it matter which shithole she calls work?

This is why everyone varries on which casa is the fav. it is all about the girl and frankly she can work in any of these casas. There is no test to get in. Obviously the tops (Luna, FaseII, Loutron etc...) are a bit more selective but all the rest is a free for all.

I generally monger outside of Colombia as the girls when abroad are more relaxed, away from family and stress and making more money and I like being on a beach in a really safe area where I do not have to watch my back nor deal with filth.

JMHO

[QUOTE=Vics Picks]Mr. Lucky,

I agree with you. I find the only shot to get top notch girls is to catch them when they are just starting out. I have found some really sharp women who for a very short period of time do not really know their true worth. It doesn't take very long before some bigger fish snaps them up. I try to get the contact info and then try and be with them for the short time until they are lured away from me. It is tough game to play but for a brief period of time it is real good.

Glad to see you posting and as you know I am to stubborn to get a cell phone in Colombia, but I was glad to meet you.come to Mayorista when I am there and maybe we can find a gem just starting out.[/QUOTE]Send me a PM. I see you are in September.

SIM card for Tigo costs $3 on the street. You just need to purchase a Quad or Tri unlocked phone in the US - $60, switch sim cards here. I know you have been operating without one but it is not as costly as you think. Hell you might already have an unlocked Quad/Tri phone and not even know it.