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Terry

this discussion is going on for too long. There is no progress and there won't be any in the future. I currently try to calm it down, since either side can't "win" a discussion like that, whatever "win" means on the net.

Sure, sometimes I like to make fun out of him and show his insanity. I could easily respond to him too (itchy fingers of course) but what for ?
It's solely between him and me and nobody else is interested in it. Therefore I let him have the last word and kindly ask you to lay it to rest too.

The forum is cluttered with personal attacks, flaming and insults between different people. Let's get it back on track and remember the purpose of the forum, which wasn't a platform for personal warfare. Let's also honor Jackson's efforts for us.

I believe that Domino is a bright guy but emotionally instable. So prove that you are the better man and ignore his insults in the future. Don't worry, the vast majority of the members do not like this "punching each other" and the one who will go on will look even more foolish.

Maybe one day he will able to control his emotions and his character will match his mental abilities. Even though that might be a long way or never be the case we should give him and the forum a chance. Never give up hope.

On to Sukhotai where I hired a bike and had a fine time, riding round, bare from the waist up, listening to Steppenwolf’s Born 2b Wild and allowing the Lonely Planet types to admire my physique that Zeus himself would envy. The best thing about the ruins is you can ride all round them and get plenty of fresh air and sun. But, after a long day of Sukhothai riding, Master felt he needed some Philok riding. Last time he stayed in Sukhothai but he feels that is for LP types and those striking west; brothel dogs are more Master’s thing. The ability to clock up the miles and the sun (don’t forget your sun block boys) appealed to him more than the ruins which wear thin on repeat visits. Bring plenty of water as that sun is ruthless; I got through almost 4 liters.

Master got back before the day crew knocked off. Although Terry the Terrier smiled up at me from their dinner plates; as he had already eaten, Master declined their kind offer to dine with them. Domino wired up his lap top and put on some sounds. He then paid his well fed bears to dance, mostly salsa and meringue, though The Good Hearted Woman, of all abominations, was also popular. No Dixie Chicks though as I don’t know where the Philok Chicks stand on Dubya and the Iraqi war. The Babes also did some Thai dancing for Master; am I the only one here who marvels at how they can bend their fingers? One of the quirky tests I do with all my Thai fillies is to get them to contort: gentlemen, all Thais have great skills there, are they multi jointed? The dwarf was, as ever, great but the gone to seed chef ( aka “I am the Walrus”) needed some prodding so Domino obliged. Master pointed at his dick and said “You either dance or you fuck. Which is it to be?” Well, as she is not the sporty type, Chef chose the fuck. But I was not into it.

I got Chef to shave my balls and the hairs coming out of my ass (200 bt well spent, oral cleaning thrown in). She did a fine job and now my butt is just like Terry’s face: nice and clean but dirty inside. I am particularly pleased that all the “jungle hairs” are gone. The dwarf later ate me out. Gentlemen, we should always feed the poor. Especially on Thanksgiving Day;)

Dom i no,

"He then paid his well fed bears to dance, mostly salsa and meringue..."

Some very funny stuff, brilliant hallucination of Issan. I'm glad I'm not there with you. :D

Everybody needs medication. But not everybody takes it. In some cases that's good.

juice

we’ve had a few showers here early morning. rain showers terry:( with some time to go before leaving philok, i read over [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url] terry’s earlier april posts. seems, before embarking on earlier flame wars with the traveller against bill etc, he was in bkk in april where he bought over priced tours at the airport (ha ha) and paid some tramp a whopping 3,000 baht to plop the goodies on him. his only “reports” outside of the thailand section are a few inane letters to the editor types complaining like some pissued upon old woman about something or other. no informative posts of his "extensive" experience outside the thai section and none inside of his newbie experience either.

seems i can’t avail of his extensive mongering experience. me: i am going to phrae, then to nan and thence to c rai, c mai etc. have to check out those 85% hiv rates. hopefully i will make it to the myanmar border and do some hairless pussy (of legal age traveller)
traveller: another little present for you:
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you are in deep shit. how terry must envy you;) looking forward to reading your newest explanation for fucking **** girls.
[quote=domino from living in thailand section]trolltraveller [b][red] bottom line: you have broken thailand's child prostitution laws in a big way. your lies, backtracks and silly slanders cannot change that. [/b] [/red] [b] [red]you said you checked the id afterwards, not before. guess you need to backpedal once again on your lies here. you are guilty as charged.[/b] [/red][/quote]
greetings eveyone else from heaven. yes, we did enjoy thanksgiving day. a few of the motorbike taxi dudes called around for a bonk fest. one had a guitar. i did mostly bob dylan (lay lady lay) though my bob marleys ( no money no honey, one love, one heart) both went down well and the ladies joined in, as best they could, on the chorus. finally i did a great eric clapton (wonderful tonight). then i did a great dwarf.

she is simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone i ever met and the love and gratitude with which she enveloped my dick caused any ideas of dwarf throwing competitions and the like to flee from me. any of you guys needing to adopt a thai skunk should give her proper consideration. perhaps i can procure her for a good owner;)

all good things must end. i feel philok needs a break. i have my train ticket booked: north towards the golden triangle, via c mai:( but with lots of raunchy detours:). like all of you, i have really enjoyed alexander the great’s informative posts on the pattaya and bkk boards. great to know there is now another fine poster showing how it is done. yes vrginai, there is a santa claus. please try to learn from him.

god bless you all. rest assured you are all in our prayers. please, please stay out of the sun.

Boom,

I'm in Udon right now. What a complete waste of time and money. Since I can't change my flightdate without paying a hefty fine I'll have to stick it out. There's not much to do here. A few farang bars near the bus station/ Robinson Dept Store. I haven't visited discos and it seems that the action is mostly restricted to karaokes.
However, if you still feel that you should still visit this hole I'll give you a few details.
As far as hotel are concerned, don't go to the Charoense Palace Hotel where I am. I found out last nigt that the Karin Hotel, 37 Watthananuwong Rd, tel. 042-320515, fax 320523 offers a much better deal. There are a few bars in Panprao Rd near the Charoense Palace, catering mostly to locals. Took a skank from there last night for 400 baht(barfine included). She made such an effort to please me that I tipped her 100 baht.

A little further up the same road there's a restaurant where they serve quite good food at a low price.

Domino

it's in vain, I won't keep this debate going on any further.
You might keep insulting me, I don't care, all you do is looking foolish and ugly.
It's like spitting vertical in the air. If your spittle is coming down, it will hit you in the face, nobody else

Good: I am glad you are going to stop. I hope you get the Golden Boy to stop too. I hope people will respect Thai law in the future and realise the risks they run. I laos hope you will reflect deeply on your past actions.

Phrae going well. My ass continues to get rimmed. Nice chats about wais etc by Posterlion and Philo. Very edifying.

Domino (pizzas on the move)

Domino

being a polite person I respond to "wais" and greetings of any kind.
So I say bye bye to you as well and hope you will stop too.

You have done enough damage to the forum and turned a good intention into a bad story. If you should decide to go on, remember that nobody is interested in what you say and therefore you would only talk to yourself.

Phi: Am reading Da Vinci Code. Such a crock of shit. Who reads that stuff;)
Pie: Lots of pussy here, I did the caged ladies but am concentrating on the Italian sweeties. I have gorged too much on Thais. Time to share the love.

Pai: Is a few hours from C Mai. Lots of planes to Pai, C Mai and Mae Hung Song (that I should have skipped). Besides tasting the caged hookers - I wonder, thinking of showing respect to these ladies, who besides Meatman is observing the African photos - these Lonely Planet types are the way to go. And who better to help them discover themselves than Leonard de Domino. Really shooting fish in a barrel. The best way to do these places is by motorbike. I have teamed up with a sweet Italian lady (dulce et decorum) and we are having fun visiting tribes and doing horizontal religous rites. Oh: Internet here is expensive (40 bt gb), as are iced coffees etc. It is a little Kao San Road all on its own.

Lod Cave: Freeler I presume you have visited this. We biked out from Pai, I paid 100 bt each, and 400 for a return row. The caves, canyons, hot springs etc are nice and the tour guide is funny, in a nice way. (poor English, great effort). The cave and the pretty backpackers are worth seeing. So are Pai's brothel cages.

Basic: Pick your NW town and travel from there,

It is nice to see you in a romantic mood and sightseeing the country side. What a great opportunity to learn Italian. I'm sure you will charm your Italian sweety with your presence. Maybe even get some.

juice

Nice reporting Domino. One day I'll take a trip to the OTHERLANDS. I'll wait until I get bored with Bangkok most likely. I'm not sure why that is but it's probably because I'm kinda lazy. Hell... I've not even gone to Pattaya yet. lol :)

poster

This Italian lady is sweet: educated, well read, likes opera (don't we all), cultivated, educated, sophisticated. Perfect. Body that is.

I am surprised, when looking at nampa on the Japan board, no one has ever gone after the Lonely Planet honies. They are here discovering themselves (with some help) etc. etc. I told her I need time alone today. (I wil give her a poem tonight: women like all that shit; I might even read her palam which is always a great leg opener)

I did Denis Hopper again today (Zen and the Art of ...). I spent it visiting tribal hangouts. The first place was the most bizarre: drove in past a military checkpont to see a waterfall. Meet two farang and a Thai on 3 bikes, selling ganja hidden in the trees. Into the village where about 20 hill tribe babes spent their time trying to sell me ganja and heroin. Domino went on to the waterfall: helped two Singapore chicks, perved at a French beauty, returned to the village and parked the bike. The place was a pig sty. Literally: pigs everwhere. and garbage. And women trying to sell ganja (if you don't want ganja, they presume you want heroin: probably mean opium). If you want neither, they want you gone.

Domino took in the guys (lean, machettes and at least two hunting rifles, common enough). He gets off the bike and gives the signal: no firewater or peace pipe, a squaw will do. The squaws are assembled. So too are the pigs (you get to fuck a pig in Thai jails so let's not knock it, even though I was saving that line for..). Anyway guys: if you come to this village for a fuck, FUCK THE PIG. If that village is not HIV rife, my name is not John T Skinless (oops). This also explains the attraction of this town to the LP brigade and the undertones of caged brothels etc.

I left that place and ended up back on the Mae Hung Song road,. I went up a fucking mountain through another military check point, following a motorbike taxi to the middle of nowhere. I gave up on that after falling off the bike three times (I could not even do it in first gear).

Back on the Mae Hung Song road. Hit the Lisu and Hmongs selling bags etc. The Hmong do nice sweet potatoes and corn on the cob. Drank some coffee and chatted up a Lisu who spoke some English. She has 2 babies and has been married twice (once in Philok). (She knew exactly which tribe was selling the ganja). I asked her why the plice check point where she is. Hijackers about 20 years ago. Cops: the cops/armies carry automatic assault rifles along the Mynamar border. Cool guys, lots of checkpoints with faces you don't give shit to. She told me some of her villagers were married to farang: Dane, German and a few others. We got on well. I drove her back at 3 pm to the village (Lisu on the main Mae H Song road). All the women were signalling that I was right for a ride. (two joining fingers is how they do it). They wear a lot of clothing and it hard getting through it. I gave her 200 baht for a feel and for her baby. Shit, if I am hanging out with the LP crowd, may as well act the part. I would not advise fucking the tribal ladies.

They seem to be two sorts: the first village where they are dregs in looks and hygiene and the clean, strong type where you wil need the right setting, like staying near them.

Getting to these places is not a problem with planes. It is good to see a different Thailand and a different type of tourist.

Posterlion: I do remember thwt earlier "spat". warning you IN CAPITALS and you replying in kind. You got a lot out of Bkk. Places like Chiang Mai and Pai probably attract, proportionately, a higher percentage of Posterlions.

This town, however, is, on the surface, given over totally to the backpacker crowd. Interestingly, driving up those back roads (10 miles in one case), there are a few big houses and little resorts literally in the middle of nowhere. The Thai entrepreneurs here in Pai are the ganja loving sort too. The Lisu lady told me all that ended about 20 years ago. The same year Pattaya stopped being a sex tourist destination;)

Ever listen to Jussi Bjorling ? Great stuff.

FD

FD:
Can't say I have. Last night:(: I met the Loveely Rosa de Roma. Laid it on thick, the palm read was a great success, as was the bs over pasta and coffee. We got back to my place around midnight, settled in, groped, finding ourselves. Then the Aussies attacked. Three fat witches, making their beds, talking in their nasal accents. And.......vomiting. Vomiting non stop into three buckets. Have you ever tried fucking a lovely Italian lady while three fat Ocker oafs puked their guts up in the adjoining rooms. Romantic it is not. I wanted to punch thier lights out. But bashing Babes does not impress quality:(: I walked her back to her place and went hope to sleep alone wishing I had a plug for my nose.

I drove back out to the Lisu lady today but they are not my type. The cleaner ones are pretty, in he way that Native Americans a little too fond of Big Macs could be labelled pretty. They call these roads the roads of 1,000 hairpin bends. Good ganja gowing countrt.

More competition: Thai guys are fucking the Lonely Planet babes. I am sure they have all the tarot etc tricks too. Good luck to them.

Pai, Mae Hung Song verdict: The backpackers are worth exploring if you are into that. I imagine some guys are scoring with the tribal women (those hanging out in Pai speak good pidgin English, are ok pretty, but are probably sharp enough as lots of guys with their first beard growth will be trying their luck with them).
Serious mongering destination? No but that is is charm, I guess. The young European ladies are very nice. The Ocker women out of university: you can keep them and their puke. Soon be time for fresher pastures.

Thanks for thinking of me Mr. D. :)

I'm not sure what to make of your meaning but it's no big deal, glad to see you are having fun up there. I'm still in Okieville.

I was reading one of your posts in the Cambo section where you mentioned that I was stealing ideas. I guess you where refering to the fat chicks, but I'm not sure.

One thing though, if it's a good idea than it is going to be stolen. If I stole one of your ideas then take it as the compliment that it most surely is.

take 'em sleazy and keep sending the intel,
poster...