Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Bill Miami] ... Have you ever wondered where all the girls go in the daytime. Well most of them are sleeping. But on Thursday and Friday there is a market on Soi Buakhoa (this is spelled wrong.) ... [/QUOTE]

Good information, however, the daytime market on Soi Buakhow is open on Tuesday & Friday -- not Thursday. Lots of great bargains.

Yes, the market is very crowded and there are many lovely females to be seen there, but how does one know that a lady is a go-go dancer or P4P? In other words, how do you know which girls to target and which to pass by?

Two photos of that market, photographed from the forth floor of the Buakhow Massage. I'm just back from Thailand after 1 month of vacation and will report next week about my experience and a nice, unexpected ball massage in the Sauna on Second Road.
Yours
Lemon Tree

So I'm passing thru Bangkok in January and to be honest, asian women are not my thing. I ran into a couple drunken American fellas at Nana Plaza, who are now BK residents and ask them if any euro or white gals avail. They tell me I need to go to Pattaya or Phuket I think, I can't recall as I was very drunk at the time. They said there are many avail.

Does anyone know if there is some truth to this? I will be going back to BK this fall for some dental work and would love to venture elsewhere if what they speak of really exists. I would appreciate any help.

GT

[QUOTE=Bumholes1]All the Indian tailors on beach road and second road jump out in front of you and want to shake your hand.

They are a fucking pain in the arse![/QUOTE]Thats kinda what i was getting at. They aren't hard to find!

[QUOTE=Johnthescot]
p.s. I'd love just to read ISG one day when someone wasn't bloody arrogant or downright rude to another member for no reason other than just for the hell of it. Just a thought. But I guess they think they've 'earned' the right![/QUOTE]

Well said John - its an unfortunate fact that, because they have submitted more times than anyone else, this appears to give certain senior members the right to belittle newer members. Sort of like roosters crowing on a shitpile (analogy only, I am not slagging anyone off). GH

Bill Miami,

if you mean Tuk.com, then you are so right about the market. i stayed in an apartment behind Day and Night Hotel the area has a lot of gay establishments but there are also many great looking girls around there when the bars of Walking St. closed. Also some of the girls working the stalls are available. I was offered a threesome by a former Angelwitch girl and her mate who has a noodle stall. I had to decline as we couldn't agree on the ground rules, and they had a friend worked in the bar downstairs from my apartment. I also ran into an ex at that market and had to explain why I had dumped her.everal hours my explanation took several hour as I reaquainted myself with her body.

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Well said John - its an unfortunate fact that, because they have submitted more times than anyone else, this appears to give certain senior members the right to belittle newer members. Sort of like roosters crowing on a shitpile (analogy only, I am not slagging anyone off). GH[/QUOTE]Shit how did you know that was my name?? I thought it was all anonymous!!

This will help get me to Senior Member status so I can start being rude and obnoxious!

Only joking guys. Some guys on here might be total wankers with their heads up their own arses but I still appreciate all the advice they give.

Thanks a lot.

Johnthescot

[QUOTE=Green_Thumb]So I'm passing thru Bangkok in January and to be honest, asian women are not my thing. I ran into a couple drunken American fellas at Nana Plaza, who are now BK residents and ask them if any euro or white gals avail. They tell me I need to go to Pattaya or Phuket I think, I can't recall as I was very drunk at the time. They said there are many avail.

Does anyone know if there is some truth to this? I will be going back to BK this fall for some dental work and would love to venture elsewhere if what they speak of really exists. I would appreciate any help.

GT[/QUOTE]

Go to the Galaxy club on walking street in Pattaya and get ripped off

[QUOTE=Johnthescot]Shit how did you know that was my name?? I thought it was all anonymous!!

This will help get me to Senior Member status so I can start being rude and obnoxious!

Only joking guys. Some guys on here might be total wankers with their heads up their own arses but I still appreciate all the advice they give.

Thanks a lot.

Johnthescot[/QUOTE]


Yes, its amazing what can be deduced with...well, a bit of deduction. Like you've only been a ISG member a short time (but longer than me and I have joined the senior elite ...hah, hah) and have already correctly deduced that there are folk here with their heads so far up their own arses that they need a cave rescue team. Incredible - you deserve a Jackson special award for astuteness.

I guess the problem is that us senior member special elite consider all you nooby new guys as so green and tourist stupid that we do you a special favour by answering your ridiculous questions in as rude, arrogant and obnoxious a way as possible thus ensuring that you either give up mongering completely thus leaving more totty for us or else soldier on manfully as one of those disgusting lurkers until somehow you magically achieve elite senior status and then we will tolerate your presence on 'our' board.

But don't hold your breath;) ;) GH

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Yes, its amazing what can be deduced with...well, a bit of deduction. Like you've only been a ISG member a short time (but longer than me and I have joined the senior elite ...hah, hah) and have already correctly deduced that there are folk here with their heads so far up their own arses that they need a cave rescue team. Incredible - you deserve a Jackson special award for astuteness.

I guess the problem is that us senior member special elite consider all you nooby new guys as so green and tourist stupid that we do you a special favour by answering your ridiculous questions in as rude, arrogant and obnoxious a way as possible thus ensuring that you either give up mongering completely thus leaving more totty for us or else soldier on manfully as one of those disgusting lurkers until somehow you magically achieve elite senior status and then we will tolerate your presence on 'our' board.

But don't hold your breath;) ;) GH[/QUOTE]Hey Deducer,

What a ridiculous thing to say. You're a wanker. Fuck off back to your own country!

Oh wait, sorry I'm just a regular member!! How presumtious of me!

Anyway I plan to bug the shit out of the lot of you with all my exploits in 2 weeks time (including the bad stupid stuff because I'm nothing if not honest. And I'm not a Nooby. Just dont preach about it to everyone!

So anyone fancy a beer on 7th in Bangkok? I'm buying. And for a Scot that is a major big deal!

Johnthetightfistedbastard

[QUOTE=Daddy07]

Yes, the market is very crowded and there are many lovely females to be seen there, but how does one know that a lady is a go-go dancer or P4P? In other words, how do you know which girls to target and which to pass by?[/QUOTE]

I would estimate that at least 30 to 50% of the girls shopping at the market are girls working at some kind of bar. So if you talk to enough you’re sure to find one.

But, by far the best way to increase your odds is look at the way the are dressed. If they have very short pants, or a short shirt showing their belly button your odds of them being a working girl is 90%. If they have all of the above and are showing cleave then the odds are 99%.

If they are eager to talk to you and don't just blow you off then they are almost assuredly working girls. In fact this is a very good way to fiend a girl friend that will stay with you your entire vacation for much less than if you took them out of a bar that is if you are going to be here at least two weeks. These girls change bars so often and it is so easy for then to find another job they really don’t care much about where they are working.

This only works though at the beginning of the month. The girls all get paid their salary at the end of the month. So if you meet them at the end of the month they are going to wait until they get their salary before they quit being with you full time. But then again their salary usually only ranges between 8,000 to 15,000 except for the show girls, so if you really like they girl tell them you will pay their salary for the month and they will be more than happy to quit their job and stay with you full time for 1,000 a day or so.

But, you need to treat them nice and take them out to dinner, take them shopping and do a little sight seeing, such as jet skiing, riding on the sale boats, taking the out to dinner and above all take them dancing.

Not many of the girls have enough money to go to the Hard Rock Café disco which is a really special treat because the are really moving up scale. A lot of the girls love to go bowling and to the movies.

All in all your total cost will be relatively the same as if you went to the bar each and every night and got a different girl. But the appreciation, love, attention and over all experience will be greatly enhanced. You just need to be careful are realize what your really dealing with and not fall in love, as so many of the inexperienced guys do, which takes you total cost to a completely next level.

In addition, many of the girls you are going to meet are going to be bi-sexual and love nothing better than attending the go-go bars with you and finding their own special lady for both of you to spend the evening with.

I know that reading this for the first time you realize that I am a very shallow person that only cares about having as much fun as I can possibly fit into a single day and should be concerned about my job and future. But, since I make great money here working only three hours a day I have to find something to fill up the rest of the day so I am not bored and this is what I have decided to. I know I am a low life scumbag, but I go to sleep every night with a smile on my face glad I no longer am forced to live in the rat race and to tell you the truth I love being a ***** monger low life scumbag.

[QUOTE=Johnthescot]Hey Deducer,

What a ridiculous thing to say. You're a wanker. Fuck off back to your own country!

Oh wait, sorry I'm just a regular member!! How presumtious of me!

Anyway I plan to bug the shit out of the lot of you with all my exploits in 2 weeks time (including the bad stupid stuff because I'm nothing if not honest. And I'm not a Nooby. Just dont preach about it to everyone!

So anyone fancy a beer on 7th in Bangkok? I'm buying. And for a Scot that is a major big deal!

Johnthetightfistedbastard[/QUOTE]

Hey John,

Your not one of these strange, north of the border persons who take a 'wee dram' and then threaten 'alputtheheedonyea' to anyone within nutting range, are you? No I think not; in fact I suspect that you cannot be Gaelic at all as you actually offered to buy a beer!!! That is definately not a Jockish trait, is it?

Anyway I imagine there are super special elite senior members who would be willing to descend to the level of drinking with the regular hoi polloi. Some people have no pride. But it would be worth it to see your tears as you dug your short arms into your long pockets.

Enjoy your exploits and bug away ;) GH

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]Hey John,

Your not one of these strange, north of the border persons who take a 'wee dram' and then threaten 'alputtheheedonyea' to anyone within nutting range, are you? No I think not; in fact I suspect that you cannot be Gaelic at all as you actually offered to buy a beer!!! That is definately not a Jockish trait, is it?

Anyway I imagine there are super special elite senior members who would be willing to descend to the level of drinking with the regular hoi polloi. Some people have no pride. But it would be worth it to see your tears as you dug your short arms into your long pockets.

Enjoy your exploits and bug away ;) GH[/QUOTE]yes Gamahucher (isn't that a posh french term for a pussy hound if my memory serves??) your powers of deduction know no bounds and I am in fact from north of 'the border' but I am sadly exiled in Engerland at the moment and it's been ages since I've had a 'wee dram' and headbutted anyone. I miss the drunken violence and deep fried Mars bars and shit, cold weather of my homeland :-) I think the fact that I've offered to buy a drink proves that I've been away far too long and need to be heading home soon before I become too English and start drinking cider or half pints of lager shandy like a big girl!

No offence!

Johnthescot

No doubt it's been posted before (yes I know I should learn how to search the site better blah blah) but I came across a really cool website, on wikipedia of all places (clever, interesting non mongering site:-))

[url]http://www.pattayaphotoguide.com/?HSuRUrJokcoE[/url]

Cool walk through images and maps of Pattaya including walking street. Provided by google. Clever. check it out.

Johnthescot

Hello everybody,

I have been reading the forum for two months now and I decided to join the monger comunity. I am planing my first trip to LOS and Pattaya in August. THis forum has provided me all the information possible that a rookie should know and I can't wait to add my own contribution. But even thought I RTFF day and night I still could not find an answer regarding the fetish bdsm scene.

Does BKK or Pattaya have a bdsm fetish scene or for this purpose is a dead trip and LOS is something only for massages and cheap normal sex?

Any response will be greatly appreciated.