Budapest - on the bargain rack
I spent a couple of days in Budapest on business last week, but was not going to miss an oportunity to do a bit of mongering. Armed with the information from ISG (thanks, guys!) I was intent on avoiding rip-off nightclubs and overpriced escort services. (OK, not all escort services are overpriced, but I don't speak Hungarian and those that operate in English on the internet are as expensive as in London and Paris...)
I stayed at Hotel Sofitel, and to my consternation there's plenty of streetwalkers in the streets behind he hotel and on the river promenade in front of it. In fact, after 10 pm you can sit in the hotel bar on the ground floor and watch the action through the big panorama windows. The girls may even stroll to "your" window and make sheep's eyes at you. The problem is, most of them are not very attractive and the ones you meet straight on the riverside are mostly gypsies. (No slur intended, but in my personal experience women of this nation ARE more likely to turn tricks.)
On my second night I ventured out and met a short redhead by the name of Maria who offered to come to my room for an hour for 20,000 HFL (about 40 euros). Did an hour really, I wanted to know, mean 60 minutes? "Oh sure, you have sex one time, three times...". (Sure babe, whatever you say.) I was undecided and about to leave, so she pulled my sleave, "look mister, how much you want to pay? We can say 30 euros..." At which point I decided to try out my well-tested principle when with streetwalkder: never haggle over prices, always over quality. So, I told her 20,000 is OK, but for two sessions of sex with a relaxation period, a drink and a bit of massage between them. She accepted.
I have to give it to them, Sofitel has style. I was dreading taking this little sweetiepie to my room before the beady eyes of the receptionists and, dare I add, perhaps some of my colleagues. No worries! They have a service by which the concierge sends the girl to your room about five minutes after you yourself come back. No embarassment at all. Only downside, they charge 7,000 HFL for this accomodation.
It was a nice experience. Maria was a fake redhead, but she nevertheless had that porcelain-like pallor that I like. She was 25 yo with small rose-budded breasts. A hardened pro she may have been, but it was almost like being with your neighbour's daughter. Her service was good, especially seeing as I had only payed 40 euros for a rather long time, and she was clearly intent on making me come back. Unfortunately there was no time for that, but... maybe next time.
Re: Budapest - on the bargain rack
20,000 HUF is more like 80 Euro...sounds like it was a good experience though.
"On my second night I ventured out and met a short redhead by the name of Maria who offered to come to my room for an hour for 20,000 HFL (about 40 euros). Did an hour really, I wanted to know, mean 60 minutes? "Oh sure, you have sex one time, three times...". (Sure babe, whatever you say.)"
Budapest on the bargain rack (cont.)
[quote=off 4661]20,000 huf is more like 80 euro...sounds like it was a good experience though.[/quote]ah yes, of course you're right. (and the price she offered me as a counter-bargain was 15,000 huf - i just translated it into euros.) don't worry: i wasn't under the misapprehension that the price i payed was much lower than it was, i simply messed up the numbers as i typed my report. this was probably because i had the following additional reporting in mind, where prices are around 40 euros.
on this thread one finds several references to the peep shows around jozsef street, most of them somewhat disparaging. well, i beg to differ. i managed to squeeze a couple of free afternoon hours out of my business trip and went there. this is an experience i'd recommend to all mongering frinds visiting budapest. - not because the sex is good, but because the experience is so surreal that it must be amusing to anyone with a sense of humour.
unlike what we may call "real" peepshows most of the clubs don't have a central stage. they have one cabin per working girl usually with her name written on the door. this allows a face-to-face with the prospective clients who are requested to plump a 100 huf piece into a slot in the wall whereupon the girl starts dancing, masturbating, making inviting noises and anything else she can think of. it takes only 20-30 seconds and then you're asked to decide whether or not you want a private session.
the price of a private session ranges from 7,000 (bj) to 10-15,000 (bj+fs) plus a couple of thousands for the use of a cabin. a pleasant surprise was, most of the girls look really nice. i'd have expected that, shopping at the extreme low of the market, the providers might have been ageing, flappy, vulgar looking, heavily tattooed - or all of the above - but no, they were mostly hardbodied, goodlooking and in their 20ies or early 30ies.
i couldn't resist a peepshow which was located in the basement of a hotel with the incredible name "hotel swing". i mean... really! maybe the hotel was the sort of "love hotel" they have in tokyo? or the name was just a hilarious coincidence in a country where most people don't speak english? the peepshow turned out to be located in a corner of a larger sex shop/cinema. a boulder-like young man precided over the proceedings and told me in a halting english that he had only two girls because "eet still aftornoon". ok, let's look at them, then. he broke a banknote into 100 huf coins for me and i went to sample the lolly. (i should here add that this is the one club i saw who does have a central stage: the girls carry a numbered sign and appear one by one.) one of the providers was tall, tanned and hardbodied, and around 30 yo. the other was petite, slim and with a sweet, dolly face who looked in her mid-twenties. true to form i went for the petite girl.
having tried peepshows in austria and elsewhere i'd have expected a separate cabinet to be a room with a bed and some red light, but no. it was just that: a separate show room. the room rate was quite high (might have been even 5,000 huf - i can't remember), but then the girl charged lower than in most other places: 10,000 for a full service. ok, but where do we have sex, sweety? "sex? you come here, dahling!" she breathed and patted on the well-worn carpet in her booth. come there??? the only way in there was through a miniscule hole in the glass window separating us. many of my more corpulent colleagues couldn't even have squeezed through. i left half of my clothes on the outside so as not to have them torn.
i have to say, though, that my provider "ildiko" had an ok attitude given the circumstances. (the circumstances being that she had to provide a bj followed by fs in a glass cubicle to a man chuckling with amused incredulity.) despite the low price there was no rush. given my amazement at the circumstances my erection was slow at coming - to say the least! - but she kept up an illusion of kindness and of having all the time in the world. as we finally progressed to f***ing with her half-sitting and me kneeling she even put on a show of enjoying it sooooo much.
well.... what can i say? 8 out of 10 for pure entertainment value! ;-)
Re: Budapest on the bargain rack (cont.)
Wow. I lived in Budapest for 3 years in the late 90's. That place has been there forever but I just did not have the balls to try it. I may have to when I go back after hearing the story.
Asking for recommendation
Hi,
I'll probably spend most of the next week in Budapest on a business trip. I've spent a lot of time searching through various websites / catalogues etc. but I'm lost - just a small part of them is in english, and there's not much information on most of the english ones (usually just a photo and a phone number).
Could someone give me an advice? I don't like clubs / escorts, as well as "very professional" girls - the GFE (girl friend experience) is appreciated. So I'm looking for a nice slim girl between 18 and 25, preferably with natural breasts, working in a "private appartement" (or maybe some student for the whole evening, incl. a dinner for example).
For example from the redzone.hu I like these girls (these are just examples - there are others I like):
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=6185Niki[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=1909Luca[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=1861Bettina[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=6187Fanny[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=1797Dia[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=6116Csilla[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=6172Linda[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=6168Evelyn[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=6184Barby[/url]
[url]http://redzone.hu/belso.php?kod=6182Sixtina[/url]
The price should be reasonable (not a rip-off) and the girl should speak english.
BTW I'm from Prague, so if you want some "private appartement" recommendation from this city, just ask me.