Manila

One of those rare restful evenings at home with nothing to do, so I log on to Craigslist to see what might be lurking in the ‘casual encounters w4m’ section. Lo and behold, second from the top, this is what I find:

wanted badass muffdiver - w4m - 24 (Makati)

Hmmm, looks promising. So I open it up to see what gives and read this:

fulfill my fantasy. you are a big, handsome, muscular foreigner (maybe tattooed, maybe pierced). i go to your hotel or condo. you open the door, pull me inside, pin me down the wall or carry me to the nearest surface, tear off my panties and eat my pussy until i am writhing and screaming and coming over and over again. afterwards, you help me dress up because my knees are like jelly from your mad mad muffdiving skills. give me a kiss on the lips and a playful slap on the butt as you lead me out your door. Your photo gets mine; no cock photos please.

Damn, here’s a gal who knows what she wants. I’m intrigued, so I read the ad again. Ok, on the downside I’m not big and not particularly handsome. But on the upside, I’m pretty muscular from all those morning swims and afternoon gym sessions, and I do have that Pisces fish tattoo on my right bicep. And my left ear lobe is still pierced, even if no longer sporting the silver ring I wore some 15 years ago. All of that has to make me sorta badass, in a nice, white-collar, professorial kinda way. And as for the muffdiver part… hell, I’m a PADI divemaster for christsake, and reef or muff, it’s all warm and wet.

So I reply: Hi... What a fun, fun fantasy! And you deserve to have it fulfilled. I am American, living in Makati. Have a look at my pics, and if you’re interested, please get in touch with your pics.

Surprisingly, the next day she gets back to me: mmmmm. definitely interested. you look like you could eat my pussy raw. Here’s my pic. Phoeme Lushiss.

Phoeme Lushiss??? Okayyyy, this is getting interesting. I scroll down to see the pic and I’m impressed--slim, light-skinned, longish streaky-dyed hair, pouty red-lips, Asian-looking. She’s in a sleeveless black-leather vest, grey hot pants, with assorted chains, crosses, and medallions around her neck, and a massive black tattoo covering half her left arm. She’s straddling an erect, shiny, black and white Fender Strat. Yep, this gal has ‘come eat me’ written all over her.

I don’t want her to think I’m too desperate, so I wait a respectable five minutes before replying: Well, from your pic, you certainly do look lusciously edible! Ok, give me a few days/times when you’re available, then we can play out your fantasy just as you wish.

A couple of days pass (I fear her badass muffdiver needs aren’t that urgent!), before she gets back to me: why thank you darling. i hope that means you will enjoy eating me out. i'm available tonight. what's your number and where are you staying?

I reply immediately: Well if you really are as delectable as you look in your pic, then I will enjoy it--and I’ll make sure you do too! I'm staying in Makati. My number is ….. Text me later when you're ready to have your fantasy fulfilled...

Things are looking up, she gets back to me quickly this time: god, you got my pussy wet with anticipation. mmm, here's a pic i just took. had my pussy waxed bald yesterday. hope you like it. gotta go to a meeting now. i'll text you tonight.

I scroll down and sure enough, staring me in the face is the most exquisitely smooth, shiny, bald, puffed-up, eager pussy you’d ever want to see… and it is screaming ‘open for dinner’. I hold myself back from licking the screen.

But alas, the afternoon rolls into the evening, evening rolls into the night, and my Phoeme is silent. At around 11pm I think briefly of texting her, but then realize I don’t have her number. I go to bed--with my phone on the bedside table. Just in case.

I check the phone messages in the morning, and nothing. I don’t want her to dump me into the stalker file just yet, so I wait till noon before I decide it’s ok to email her: So, do I take it you found another tongue to make you happy last night? That's OK, just hope you enjoyed it!

I throw in the last bit to show I’m a good sport.

It works, she gets back to me a few hours later: oh, darling, i'm so sorry. got wasted last night entertaining out of town colleagues at some club. i was so horny but i didn't think it was in good taste to meet up with you drunk. i want to completely enjoy my fantasy being fulfilled by you, you know.

Ok, I can accept that as a reasonable attempt at a contrite apology, but now I’m wondering if she’s just getting her kicks jerking me (and how many other guys?) around. Nonetheless, I reply: No prob! And good thinking to forgo the licking session while wasted! I'll continue to do my tongue calisthenics for when the time cums.

She gets back to me the same day: you got my pussy wet with anticipation. i'm free tuesday evening but will be coming from an event. i promise not to get wasted (just slightly buzzed) if you can wait for me to ring your doorbell then proceed to ravage me the whole night;)

I reply: OK Tuesday is fine, I’ll await your text in full ravage mode

Tuesday rolls around and about 4 pm I get the first text from her: hey darling, phoem here. is between 12 and 1 am tonite alright with you?

I reply: Sure, but not much later than that unless you want me yawning into your pussy!

Her: don’t worry, i’ll keep you awake! i’m dripping just thinking what you’ll do to it.

So, I get back home around 11ish from a dinner date and I’m wondering if my Phoeme will actually come through tonight. I make a cup of tea. I check e-mail. I turn on the TV.

12:30. Bingo, she texts: Still awake?

Me: Yep

Her: will be there soon… get your tongue ready.

Me: It's ready… scrubbed, polished and fully flexed.

I turn off the TV and go around the pad dimming lights, straightening furniture, turning on music, and strategically placing a couple of condoms under a book on the bedside table, just in case I get lucky. I spritz myself with cologne (not that her pussy would know the difference) and change into gym shorts and my sleeveless Asia Divers t-shirt (appropriate logo for the occasion, I tell myself).

1:10am. The doorbell rings.

I take a breath and open the door. For a split second we just stand there taking each other in. I scan her eyes hoping I don’t find any obvious sign of disappointment, and fortunately I don’t. She is obviously the same gal as in the pic—slim, light-skinned, a bit taller than I had guessed, about 5’ 5”. The pretty, sultry, slightly smirky face and pouty mouth are still there, as is the streaky-dyed hair loose down to her shoulders. But gone are the leather vest and hotpants. Now she’s in loose, billowy, strapless sea green, chiffon-like cotton dress, flat rubber beach sandals, and around her neck, a white puka shell necklace. It’s as if she’s gone from heavy-metal ***** to beach bunny. She’s ‘Same, same, but different’—a bit softer perhaps, not exactly ‘vulnerable’ as her expression still hints at confidence, but there’s also a whisper of, ‘Well, here I am, isn’t this weird. I don’t quite know what’s going to happen next, but I’m in your hands now, so let the fantasy roll.’

I say ‘Hi, come in’ with as much swagger as I can muster—after all, I’m meant to be in control here, the captain of this fantasy cruise. She half-smiles, steps in, says ‘Nice place’, puts her bag on the table, kicks off her sandals, and then just stands in the middle of the room barefoot, hands at her side, looking at me, with her eyes kinda saying, ‘OK, what now’?

I say ‘This way’, take her hand firmly and guide her to the bedroom. She doesn’t resist. I gently push her on to the bed and put a pillow under her head. I pull off my shirt and toss it on the floor. I then ponder a split second, should I take off my shorts too… I don’t want to risk spoiling the moment just in case she is dead set on playing out her fantasy exactly to the letter with no deviation I leave them on. I come to the foot of the bed and kneel between her legs. I slowly run my hands up along both calves to her hemline. She is looking at me at first, then closes her eyes, her arms by her side. I continue to run my hands up under her dress along her thighs, and she begins to sigh. I softly drag my fingernails along the skin of her inner thigh and her breathing becomes audible. I lift the skirt of her dress toward her stomach and I’m amused to see that her panty is not the sexy sheer, micro t-back I would expect of my strat straddling heavy-metal *****, but rather a modestly cut solid white cotton brief, which now offers the darkish hint of a wet patch.

With her dress still on, I continue caressing her thighs, then I start at her ankles and run my tongue all the way up the inside of her leg, along the top of her panty and down the other leg. Her legs loosen and she ever so slightly arches her back. The wet patch on her panty is becoming less faint. I decide she’s ready now, so still without a word, I ease down the top of her dress, shimmy it past her hips and onto the floor. I reach behind her, undo her bra and fling it in the same direction. I behold beautiful, medium sized, firm, dark-nippled breasts. She opens her eyes briefly and smiles. She knows they’re exquisite. My hands glide down her chest, stopping at the waistband of her panty, which I hook on both sides with my index fingers. I begin gently to pull down, and as I do, she lifts her bum off the bed to ease the way. I toss her panty onto the pile. And there in front of me is that lovely, shiny, smooth, bare pussy, now moist in eagerness.

I gently open her legs with each palm placed on the inside of a thigh, and I lower my head to within a few centimeters of her glistening labia. I hold that pose until she raises her head from the pillow, her lips open in anticipation, and looks at me. I look at her, smile and then faintly flick my tongue on her now bulbous clit. With that, she closes her eyes, eases her head back on the pillow, moans ‘Ooohhhhh’, and that’s all the encouragement I need to begin fully feasting on her.

I work my tongue all around her labia in circular fashion, along the outside contour, and now she is undulating her pelvis and getting into rhythm. I go clockwise, then counter clockwise, I edge toward the inner flap and she is dripping now. Her legs open fully of their own accord and she wraps her ankles around my back. The only sounds I hear other than my slurping, are her, in full voice, ‘Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh my god, that feels so good, oh fuck, oh fuck…’

I flick, I thrust, I lick, I suck, I slurp, I nibble, fast, slow, straight tongued, hooked tongue, curled tongued, vertically, horizontally, diagonally, every which way. I plunge my finger deep into her soaking pussy while I gnaw her love button…. And she responds, ‘Oh fuck, oh yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck, yes, yes, yes, fuck, oh fuck...’ And suddenly her whole body shudders taut, then goes slack. Her eyes are still closed and she is breathing audibly, almost panting. I lift my head, scoot up her body and I place my hand softly on her chest while her breathing settles down into a normal rhythm.

She eventually opens her eyes. I kiss her lightly on the mouth, smile and whisper, ‘Good?’ She murmers, ‘Mmmhmmm’. I whisper, ‘More?’ She murmurs, ‘Mmmhmmm.’ So I head south, stopping briefly to sample those delectably-nippled globes before going to work again… flicking, thrusting, sucking, licking, brushing, dabbing, around and around, up and down, side to side. My tongue takes on a life of its own, floating like a butterfly, stinging like bee. And again her hips begin to move, her breathing quickens and takes sound, ‘Oh shit, it feels so good, oh my god, oh my god, fuck, fuck, don’t stop, don’t stop, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck‘. She pushes my head further into her with both hands until my jaw is clamped into place and my nose is half way to her G-spot. I fear I’m going to drown…‘Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh my god, fuck, uhh, uhh, uhh, uhhhhh…’ (her, not me!). And suddenly she arches her back, flexes both legs, throws her head back, and spasms. Her only contact points on the bed now are the top of her head, shoulders, butt and heels. I marvel at the still-rigid pose in front of me, while I quietly gasp for air, then dry my face with the edge of the sheet.

It takes longer this time for her breathing to slow into a ‘normal’ rhythm, and I once again scoot up near her face and place my hand tenderly on her chest. I begin to caress her breasts, and, while her eyes are still closed, I kiss her on the mouth, lightly, but with my lips parted enough to make it more than a peck. She is receptive, and offers me her tongue. We continue to kiss with more depth, and while we do I straddle her right leg. I want her to clearly feel the raging hardness under my shorts against her thigh. I want her fantasy to take on an expansive life of its own. I want her to want me to fuck her. But, still not wanting to break the spell, I leave it to her to give me some kind of sign—her hands reaching up my back and pulling me down to her; her thigh rising to press against my bulging manhood; her fingers tugging the waistband of my shorts; her plaintive voice whispering, ‘Come to me, take me, impale me’… But no, though she accepts my kisses and caresses, her arms remain at her side, her thigh doesn't rise to meet my shaft, her voice doesn’t implore me to fuck her.

Hmmm, do I make a move anyway? Pull off my own shorts and let her see my state of engorgement? Wave my aching cock in front of her face? Start humping her thigh like a puppy? Growl at her, ‘I’m gonna fuck you, baby’? Alas, no, I simply lean in close and whisper in her ear, ‘Not finished yet… I’m still hungry. Enjoy.’ To which she keeps her eyes closed, smiles and says, ‘MmmHmmmm’.

So, once again I slowly nibble n’gnaw my way down her body, and keep going along her legs, lapping the inside of her thighs and calves. I firmly grasp her by the ankles and in one motion pull her down the length of the bed so that her pussy is practically hanging over the edge. I grab a pillow, fold it in half and shimmy it under her butt. I kneel on the floor in prayer position at the foot of the bed so that her pussy is now staring straight at me, eye level. I place each of her legs over one of my shoulders and I look up to see that she is now resting on her elbows, looking at me open-mouthed. I take in her gaze, lower my head so that my mouth is a hair’s breadth from her opening, and I lock eyes with her. Then I slowly present my tongue and feign a long, lingering lick, not actually touching any skin, an air-brush as it were. It’s too much for her, and she lets out a whimper, closes her eyes and falls back onto her pillow.

And thus round three begins. And then round four, and five. And with each session of flicking, curling, thrusting, brushing, dipping and dabbing, her shrieks of ‘Oh fuck, oh my god, fuck, fuck, fuck , feels so good, fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes….’ begin quicker, crescendo higher and end wetter. I begin to fear this gal can go non-stop all night, and as much as I’m enjoying the pleasure my feasting is giving, my dick is starting to seriously chaff in my shorts, and my tongue is starting to falter in flaccid fatigue. I glance at the clock and notice it is 4:45am. I’ve had my head between her legs for three and a half hours now.

I tell her to stay put, while I go to the fridge and get some water. I bring back a bottle, and offer it to her first. She sits up a bit, gulps a third of it, says ‘Thanks’ then gives it back to me. I gulp my fill, then say, ‘It’s almost 5am. Time flies when you’re having fun.’ She smiles, and says, ‘I better go, I have a shoot today, and I’m being picked up at my place at 6.’ Hmmm, a shoot. I ask her what she does, and she says she’s a stylist for a film production company. She asks me what I do, and I tell her. Then she says, ‘I’ll get dressed now.’

She uses the bathroom, but doesn’t shower. She comes out fully dressed, and we walk into the other room where she slips on her sandals. We stand there facing each other for a couple of seconds… I’m not sure what to say. What’s there to say, ‘It was nice eating you.’? I finally smile and say, ‘I hope you enjoyed your fantasy night.’ She giggles, and says, ‘Yes, it was wonderful. You made my pussy very happy.’ I don’t bother telling her that I wish she had done the same for my cock. I just say, ‘Well anytime you need a fantasy sequel, just give me a call.’ She laughs and says, ‘OK’, but we both know she won’t. She has more one-off fantasies to fulfill, and there are other tongues out there. We have a nice hug, and I kiss her on the lips. Then I open the door and send her on her way, with a playful little slap on the butt.

Manta Ray

[QUOTE=Manta Ray]One of those rare restful evenings at home with nothing to do, so I log on to Craigslist to see what might be lurking in the ‘casual encounters w4m’ section. Lo and behold, second from the top, this is what I find:


Manta Ray[/QUOTE]

Wow...one of the best reads ever....Only in the PH folks..only in the PH.....

You missed your calling. U should write letter for Penthouse

[QUOTE=Manta Ray]

wanted badass muffdiver - w4m - 24 (Makati)

Manta Ray[/QUOTE]

Great report and very funny. I thought when I was about half way through (when she arrived, looked as good as her photo and you ripped her bra and knickers off) that it was all a fantasists latest wet dream but you got me convinced as there are a few weirdos out there in Manila. I always seem to get the SMS perves who only want me to send them filthy text messages to get them off. Gets boring after a while:).

Hope that your tongue has recovered. It must be as smooth now, as a babies bum!

[QUOTE=Gogobarlover]Actually, the BF should cover it all. [/QUOTE]Wrong. The BF in many places do not cover the entire services.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Wrong. The BF in many places do not cover the entire services.[/QUOTE]When I BF a chick in one of the bars in Mango Avenue in Cebu, I paid 1700 pesos. Seriously, you're saying that this is only for the BF to release the girl? Because... that would be more than a BF in Thailand. I guess it depends on which gogo bars you go to. Cebu maybe different than that of Angeles City. The bars I went to in Cebu, it ranged from 1700 pesos to 2700 that I paid anyways. I'm sure there's more costly ones at other bars but, 1700 - 2700 is what I paid. This includes the bafine and tip for the girl upfront.

I guess it depends, some bars will charge 2500 pesos for the bar and girl upfront. Others, they will only charge 700-1000 pesos for the the BF and later, you pay the girl tip. But, most of the bars I been to in Cebu, I had to pay the barfine plus the tip to the girl upfront.

Another Manila trip this weekend.

Will commence with deflowering the 20 year old. Had her ass last time, as she was having period, but this time, she will get the obligatory shave, then the full Monty. Whats that sound. Its the sound of cherries popping!

Next day, for lunch, will be a gal I met when she was a DH in HK many years ago. We spent many nights together in HK. Now shes back in Manila running a bike store. She has probably the cutest ass I saw. All 5ft, and 90 pounds of her.

Saturday night will see a date with a 25 year old single mom. Shes thinking about getting a job in Bandidos so I may take her around Burgos so she knows what shes getting into. Shes very excited about the fact I'm bringing her a bikini or two to model, not to mention suspenders and all the rest of the tacky lingerie. Says shes had no sex for 12 months so it should be cool night. She says shes bringing the tequila.

Sunday morning is a choice between seeing the ex virgin, a 33 year old from Alabang or an ex High heels lady who wants to try my new vibrator. Not to mention model some open crotch panties I got her.

Will meet the 33 old and if she doesn't like Sogo as place to spend some gettting to know you time, will go to plan be or c.

4 in 48 hours will probably ensure I return home totally knackered as usual.

2 days rest and then have a business trip with a 22 year Indonesian for company.

Yeah. And all these young lads love to brag about how much more puss they get than the older guys. Wrong wrong wrong wrong.

[QUOTE=Gogobarlover]When I BF a chick in one of the bars in Mango Avenue in Cebu, I paid 1700 pesos. Seriously, you're saying that this is only for the BF to release the girl? Because... that would be more than a BF in Thailand. [/QUOTE]Cebu is different then Manila and other places, head to Burgos you'll be paying 3K plus plus to the bar then depending on the girl 2 to 4 K.

Comparing Cebu, Pattaya, AC, Manila, QC, BKK is like comparing apples to oranges mate. You can't do it.

I often hear people tell me that Philippines is cheaper then Thailand and the answer is that parts of Philippines are cheaper then parts of Thailand.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Cebu is different then Manila and other places, head to Burgos you'll be paying 3K plus plus to the bar then depending on the girl 2 to 4 K.

Comparing Cebu, Pattaya, AC, Manila, QC, BKK is like comparing apples to oranges mate. You can't do it.

I often hear people tell me that Philippines is cheaper then Thailand and the answer is that parts of Philippines are cheaper then parts of Thailand.[/QUOTE]You're right Tansak KTV. I have been to P. Burgos Street and BF someone at Bottoms Bar. The BF was 3900 pesos. I did not know how much tip she was expecting. So, I borrowed 500 pesos from my friend just in case. She crashed overnight. The next morning, my friend who also BF a girl with me at Bottoms called my room and asked me if my girl was still with me and I told him yes. Then, he warned me that my girl may ask for a 2000 tip because his girl asked for that much. Now that shocked me as I did not even have 2000 pesos on me. Even with the 500 pesos I borrowed from my friend, I was still short. When I got off the phone with my friend, I was cuddling with her on the bed and I mentioned it to her. Luckily, she wasn't demanding to ask for 2000 pesos. She just said: "Whatever you want to give" I just gave what I had and saved a few pesos for the taxi.

[QUOTE=FreebieFan]Yeah. And all these young lads love to brag about how much more puss they get than the older guys. Wrong wrong wrong wrong.[/QUOTE]
FF

Thats because we old codgers know what makes them orgasm ...and we are kinky and show them that the nuns were wrong...plus we have more staying power FF (no wham bam thank you mam...well not in my case :D)

See you soon as seems out dates will coincide now......evil twin meets kinky twin :D

Gogo, tried to send u a PM, but it says you can't receive. BTW, the bf in Mango covers everything. Nothing additional is needed.

Ok So I did my first trip last December. I was as green as anyone else, However I did not spend as much money as most have and I did have a hell of a lot of fun. I met a lady via a web-site (PM me for the name) and I am thinking about doing the same thing again soon. I stayed near Robinsons Plaza and saw other possible opportunities.

PS

I have posted on Honolulu.

Mahalo

SZ

I really should slow down, smell the roses and behave according to my age. But no, I'm forever 21 (sounds like the name of a store?) and Manila just turns my adrenlin and male hormones on in an uncontrollable way.

Which means I just had 48 hours in Manila and am now back at my office, shagged out as usual.

Arrived and after some low batt problems found The Virgin.

First meeting had been some sweet kisses, second had been some furtive fumbling in her lower parts, third had seen her get her first licking, and on 4th Id had her ass as she was having period.

These were all reasonably short meetings over past 2 months.

But now it was time. Back to my place, towels appropriately placed, some beers to mellow things down and pop went the cherry.

Not too much discomfort for her. And bless her, after the front action, she offered the back too. We spent the night and I gave her some money for college fees.

Next morning was supposed to meet an old friend from HK, but the prospect of a 20 year old had arisen, so opted for the 20 year old over the 32 year old. Ms 32 was pissed.

And then Ms 20 couldn't go out. Mum making her do the washing.

Went to Skygate massage near Cinema Square for an 11 am massage. P500 massage, P500 for HJ/BJ. All fine.

Threw out some texts, and 30 minutes later was meeting a lady from Tagged who had given me her number. Said she was 21 on Tagged. She was actually 29!. We had a nice chat but I wasnt hot for her so headed home for a sleep and then did some work for my company there.

7pm and met another lady from Tagged. I knew she looked good as Id seen her naked on cam. We met and within 5 minutes were holding hands and joking and touching etc. Had dinner and drinks then to my place. She had no qualms about getting naked. She used to be a bargirl 5 years back (now only 25). Was happy to dress up in the gear I got for her, happy with pics and after she had a shower coyly said " do you want something"?

Yes Miss. I do LOL.

That took an hour or two then dropped her off. Offered her P300 for taxi and she said " I only need P200 thanks" Nice girl.

Slept till 9am and at 10am met my Palawan friend. Had met and had great sex with her on previous trip and had said Id pay for her to visit again. That meant she had a 4 hour bus journey to PP then trike, then flight etc. Anyways we met on Pasay Road, with a long 10 minute kiss on the street that woke the security guards up.

And her little short skirt when raised in my car showed no panties. Take Note WR!

Hot car ride to Sogo with BJ going round Mall of asia roundabout.

After an hours sex in Sogo. Period starts. Shes upset. I'm not as I had other ideas.

Dropped her off with kisses and words about next meeting (nah I don't think so) and met the virgin again. She said she wasnt sore and wanted to continue. Which we most certainly did. I think maybe they showed me to the same room even in Sogo Pasay!

The virgin was now happy to give me her first blow job. Full marks for effort. I told her that I noticed that she was now walking more confidently, and certainly not shy any more to be naked in front of me. Nice changes.

Dropped her off, packed, and headed to airport for a few well deserved beers.

3 ladies in 14 hours had somewhat tired me!

[QUOTE=FreebieFan]I really should slow down, smell the roses and behave according to my age. But no, I'm forever 21 (sounds like the name of a store?) and Manila just turns my adrenlin and male hormones on in an uncontrollable way.


And her little short skirt when raised in my car showed no panties. Take Note WR!

3 ladies in 14 hours had somewhat tired me![/QUOTE]
Nice FR FF (aka evil twin)

Manila does the same to me, well Filipinas do ..:D

No panties...you are teaching them well....my favourite does same - is so nice when the pupil passes the exam :)

Thanks for the email and see reply....

See you next month hopefully to swap stories and ladies...LOL

Ok so welcome Monday. Just have to love Monday's.

I start my day after working all night without sleep while chatting of course on the side with some ladies and then head to some work meetings all day.

Had some great work news and come back to a message on my YM that said:

"Hello, I go to health clinic today, it's positive, I'm pregnant, try to think what you do for this, take care. "

Well damn that's a fine message to walk back into my office and C. And let's verify it's from a girl I was with before, yes it was, think back and yes I remember condom. Yes I do remember her telling me she has her period every 18th of the month. Quick check flight records. Hum. Was with her before March 18.

Quick memory check. Yes remember this girl telling me she was not feeling good due to period. Or think it was this girl. This part is a little fuzzy. Uh Oh. Was in Thailand after the 20th. Shit was it only March 20 until April 5 I was in Thailand. Seems like ages ago. Damn I miss those Isaan chicks.

OK so can be a heartless bastard or a good guy. But moment not that simple as I'm a complete ass.

The girl just so happens to text and talk to the current Mrs. Manila (and she knows about the current mrs. Pattaya) and of course my current girl got an earful already about my activities. I've already gone through the, why did you not tell me she thinks she's pregnant etc. I've already gone through the how many girls have I screwed recently etc.

But moment. I've already explained to the current Mrs. In Manila that it's kind of hard to accept this girl is prego as I did use condom (not fool proof I know) and that it was beyond two menstration cycles, and I remember this other girl having her period. Plus this girl has been wanting to break up the current Mrs. And me and take me all to herself (I'm not that handsum don't ask me why she wants me as she know's I'm a whatre, keep reading).

So being the good Mr. I sent a TXT message to the current Mrs. As I know that this other girl already sent some lovely messages to the current Mrs. And the current Mrs. Is in school. Yes I am a chicken. I text her when I know she can not attack me or scream at me. And Oh our relationship gets even better as the schooling is paid for by a sponsor (yes I know she has a sponsor who is older and visited her one time last August for two nights and pays her 500 USD a month and won't be back until this coming August (maybe he'll get a big surprise. ME!). Do I mind this. Well no not really as he's paying good cash to her to pay her school and well, he's married and he has a thai GF and I actually know his thai GF as my MNL girl gave me the Thai lady's number.

Getting the picture that we are in a screwed up relationship if you want to call it a relationship (anything with this amount of great sex counts as a relationship for me, I'm a whatre).

However a problem is that my current girl did not know, until this drama started, that I was tapping this girl while the current Mrs. Was taking her final exams in school. Hum. From her reaction I guess it is not a nice thing for a guy to do. But my girl, have to love her, invited this other girl to come join us for a three some. Said let's not hide things lets enjoy. For which the other girl promptly swore in many languages and dialects.

So here I sit. The current Mrs. Txting and talking to a girl who is saying I"m papa of her baby and the current Mrs. Making arrangements and decisions on if she should be believed, what should be done, etc. It's kind of like I'm not involved anymore. The problem I am finding out quickly is that a girl could have a false period / light period on the first period after getting pregnant. Gee that makes me feel friggin wonderful. However my current girl is telling me that this girl is bolabola and we should just block her out of our life.

And you know what. I'm amazed at girls. Now what ever they decide to do, I still have to make my own decisions on the direction to go. And surprise surprise I got a funny feeling that no matter what direction I take, I'm going to end up fucking myself. And not the enjoyable kind of fucking.

Have to friggin love Monday's.