Ella's Escorts. Avoid at all cost!
Brothers,
I want to share an extremely bad experience so that none of you gets burned by Ella's service.
I contacted her a few days in advance. Service began at 4K for 50-60 minutes with a single shot. So when I arrived in Taipei, I let her know that I wanted a girl with a decent attitude who would do DATY. My actual words were "I want everything, like 69, but nothing strange" to which she agreed. She said no problem and sent over Xiaojie (or something like that).
She's older with a "Lucy Liu" type face, complete with freckles.
Face: 7.
Rack: 3 (A cups with olive nipples)
Body: 6.
Attitude: 0.
She comes in and sets up her tools of the trade, then offers an uneventful shower. As soon as she comes out, she starts lubricating herself. I ask her to stop because I didn't want WD-40 in my mouth. She says,"No! Not in Taiwan!" I explain to her that Ella said that she was to give me DATY. Of course, who was I kidding trying to explain this to her in English.
So I lay back hoping to salvage something. She pulls out a rubber and slaps it on my uninterested tool and proceeded with CBJ. It was actually not bad, although I preferred BBBJ. My tool wakes up, but within 30 seconds she disengages her mouth and climbs on top.
Ok. I would have liked it if she kept the CBJ going longer, but fine. I just wanted to do her and kick her out. So she's a cowgirl for 30 seconds (this is a literal 30 seconds, not an estimate) and starts to complain loudly in Mandarin. No interpretation needed: "I'm tired!"
So she gets off and offers doggie. I mount her and go to town. Yep. You guessed it. 30 seconds later, she's complaining again. She flips for Mish. This time, managed 60-70 seconds before she opens her mouth to whine. At this point, her voice sounds like someone scratching a blackboard.
Then she says something in English."Must finish. No time." It's been 15 minutes now, inclusive of the 10 minutes for shower, and she's already telling me she's going to bail. I tell her that Ella said 50 minutes, but the girl says,"In Taiwan. 30 minutes."
[Memo: I know the game. Girl takes off after you spew your load, but this is ridiculous. ]
I try to get her back to doggie so I could at least blow my load quickly. Can't even get her to move. So I tell her to finish me off with a HJ. She rolls her eyes and starts to do it with the condom on, and only with two fingers! I am not a tree stump, and no way 2 fingers were going to get me off.
At this point, enough is enough. I tell her to get out. She starts telling me I have more time (make up your f'ing mind). Now she's pleading with me to let her stay. I can't make heads or tails with this crap, so I tell her that I don't care and told her,"Go home!"
She jumps in the shower to clean up. I send messages to Ella to let her know what happened. Then a second girl knocks at the door. This is where it gets bizarre.
Girl #1 and girl #2 seemed to know each other, so I can only assume #2 was backup if I didn't like #1. Ella is apologetic, but I tell her to make it right, or I would post this experience. I have a massive texting trail to prove all of this.
Long story short, #1 leaves with the money. I tell Ella that girl #2 can stay, but I'm not paying twice. Ella tries to negotiate with me by offering a 1K discount. F* that! I told her to send girl #2 away if she wasn't going to make it right. #2 leaves.
Brothers, boycott this service. She's mentioned in tbe forum, and she advertises on backp* and on print. Stay away as far away as possible. Even Kitty's service was a lot better, and you senior members know that's not saying much.
Stay safe,
BC
Don't support bad service!
[QUOTE=TexJake;1562441]I've used Ella recently and my experience was similar. Completely unsatisfactory. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the support.
To all the brothers, stay away from Ella.
BC
Ceasar's short review and Ella Escort Review
Went to Ceasar's World Sauna in the Asia World Plaza and that place was awesome. It was weird at first with all the naked dudes but after the bath you end up in a waiting room and then you are offered a chance at a special massage. There's probably a lot of reviews on Ceasar's because it's good. The girl I had looked good, I'd say 7/10 a little thick but she had some bomb ass titties and a real good ass. I forgot her name but I recommend this place to anyone looking for a relaxing great massage and great ride, they even shine your shoes for you.
Now, on to the worst service in my life. Wait that was in Tijuana, so this would be the 2nd worst service I ever had. I tried out the service Ella.
You can find the her if you search on backpage Taipei. I would post a link but I don't know if it's allowed on this forum since I don't see anyone else doing it.
Anyways the service was a catastrophic disappointment.
I made an account and negotiated with who I'm guessing was the pimp or boss. I wanted a decent chick and was thinking the looks would be better than Ceasar's If I spent around 6k right. Wrong.
They really made sure you were doing this deal. I had to call the front desk and tell them a friend was coming and Pimp / Boss did the same thing, called the front desk to confirm that the hotel knew someone was coming. It took about 30 minutes for the girl to get there and she looked decent till she unveiled what was under it. I don't know about some dudes but I like thin, petite women, especially when I'm paying for it. Anyways, you have the option to send her back but I believe it only applies before she strips down and it's a pain in the ass to send her back because the process starts all over again and you got to call the desk clerk to let her know another friend is coming. The girl looked alright at the door 6/10 so I accepted the deal and paid her. Waning! (You need your own condom) It's like I said earlier, everything looked good until she took off her clothes and then it all just went to hell. I wasn't really talking to her since she spoke almost no English but dude when she did talk her score dropped to about 4/10 it was nothing but bad breathe from all that damn beetlenutt. In America it would look like she dipped or chewed. We jumped in the shower and I was in and out cause I already pre-gamed but I let her wash up while I got dried up for the event. Yeh, this chick was dirty. If you want to know how dirty, I had her in doggy and I could see the dirt on the crack of her ass even after the shower, needless to say, I was done. I sent her packing about 5 minutes into the session. I will never use Elle again and I hope nobody else does either.