Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Bill]Just wondering how the girls look and quantity found on beach road and sois 6, 7 and 8.

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Soi 6 girls finally taking 500 ST again. Selection nothing special, but the price drop is good.

[QUOTE=Waste Mgmt]In the above case though I learned that although they're "all the same", they're not all the same.[/QUOTE]

No, they're not ... off walking street once I walked past a beer bar with only one cute girl and a older bartender/mamasan girl. I stopped for a beer and chatted with the cute girl. While I was with her, an skanky british guy came in and talked to the bartender. The cute girl cowered and hid her face against me, and next thing I know she's crying. On his way out, the guy jeers at her. Apparently he was complaining about her to the bartender. When he leaves, she pulls herself together. We chat again for a while, and she's very sweet. After all this, I eventually ask if I can barfine her, longtime. Back in the room, she freezes up and doesn't so much as want to undress. She wants to go to sleep immediately, fully clothed. I shake my head sternly. She kinda crumples, and gives me the barfine (unasked, I didn't want to take it and she put it on the bed) and slinks out.

[QUOTE=Amjeck]Amjeck is not angry. Amjeck knows how to play the game in Pattaya. Amjeck doesn't overpay for Pattaya pussy nor does he get taken advantage of by sweet coniving thai girls. (i've gone through a learning curve, however, and have had my mishaps too)[/QUOTE]I think that is the point. It is a game (with some very strange rules!). But like all games I prefer to play with a smile, and if I lose, I lose graciously :) Good luck to you!

[quote=mouse1]you're partly correct. i just didn't particularly want to get into the subject of bladder and urethral infections... :)

[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] is not the unusable remains from feeding - that emerges from a separate orifice. it is the metabolic waste products of normal body chemistry, heavily filtered and purified. i'm pretty sure viruses wouldn't get through.

just so happens that i have been studying this recently, following what i thought might be an std infection. after a couple of visits to a specialist i was reassured. he said that occasionally one can get low-level infections of the bladder , but if it is not troublesome then it is not a medical problem.

anyway, it's not a subject i ever plan to study from a practical perspective.[/quote]many bugs causing stis reside in urethra. in women sti screen a specimen is usually taken from urethra (in some clinics) and men can get infection from sections of urethra. similarly one can get tummy bugs from mouth to anus contact. most sensible nurses in sti clinic would ask "did you use condom at every stage of sex?" if you say no, they would straight away mark you high risk and offer you all kind of tests in rainbow colour tubes.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff]She wants to go to sleep immediately, fully clothed.[/QUOTE]On a related note, my first TGF was absolutely petrified of being seen naked by me outside the bed. Showers were solitary, and if I dared to peak in she would literally cower in a foetal position on the floor. When in bed she was fine, and then afterwards she would shower and get dressed before going to bed fully clothed.

Bizarre. Even more bizarre since she worked in a soapy! But she rationalised it as work vs play...

[QUOTE=Kumbu][B]The Execution[/B]
I leaned over, placed my hands beneath her ears, holding her head in my hands, and kissed her gently on the forehead. My lips lingered a moment longer than they needed to, and as I slowly pulled away, and my lips gently broke contact with her skin, I knew that would be the last time I kiss her. I pulled back and looked into her eyes. The light was shining down onto her face, she looking up at me, her soft brown eyes illuminated by the yellow light. I saw a mixture of affection, confusion, distress, even fear. I gazed into her eyes searching for meaning, for satisfaction, and in that moment, for the very first time, we truly connected. There was a buzzing silence as we shared pure emotion across the tether of eye gaze. She saw into my heart, she saw the anguish in my eyes...and she understood. Her pupils dilated ever so slightly as she registered understanding. The muscles in her neck loosened, her eyes lost some energy, her smile disappeared, her shoulders sank, and she looked down at her feet. She knew she had done wrong. To my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.

I felt empty.[/QUOTE]
Brought water to my eyes....Kumbu is the MAN

That desire variety in their sex "diets"!

Are you tired of having sex with "same old, same old" Isaan Thai SPs?

Are with "worn out" with the fact that most of the "exotic imports" are from Cambodia and Laos and look about the same, anyway!

Do your "socks curl" when the Russian women on Walking Street tell you their prices?

Then, try something REALLY different...Uzbekistanis!(well, there ALMOST like Russians, after all!).

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/08/police-arrest-of-uzbekistani-mamasan-and-her-prostitutes-in-pattaya/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PattayaDailyNews+%28Pattaya+Daily+News+-+Pattaya+news+Powerful+news+at+your+fingertips%29&utm_content=Yahoo%21+Mail[/url]

But then, on closer inspection...maybe NOT!

[QUOTE=Kumbu]
I leaned over, placed my hands beneath her ears, holding her head in my hands, and kissed her gently on the forehead. My lips lingered a moment longer than they needed to, and as I slowly pulled away, and my lips gently broke contact with her skin, I knew that would be the last time I kiss her. I pulled back and looked into her eyes. The light was shining down onto her face, she looking up at me, her soft brown eyes illuminated by the yellow light. I saw a mixture of affection, confusion, distress, even fear. I gazed into her eyes searching for meaning, for satisfaction, and in that moment, for the very first time, we truly connected. There was a buzzing silence as we shared pure emotion across the tether of eye gaze. She saw into my heart, she saw the anguish in my eyes...and she understood. Her pupils dilated ever so slightly as she registered understanding. The muscles in her neck loosened, her eyes lost some energy, her smile disappeared, her shoulders sank, and she looked down at her feet. She knew she had done wrong. To my surprise, rather than protest or argue, she slowly turned around and walked out without another word.

I felt empty.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha - beautifully written, matey. Sort of like Mills & Boone meets ISG. How you get away with it, I just don't know;). You will have all the lurkers out there dripping salty secretions of a different kind for a change...lol. Proves that most of us are big softies under our teak like exterior.

You said that the oysters were expensive. Must have been imported as I usually find that oysters in Thailand are extremely cheap and utterly delicious. I know that I shouldn't but I cannot resist a 'Hawy Tawt' omlette or two whilst in town and hope that my Hep A shots do their job!!

P.S Once had a GF who used to blush crimson and giggle when I told her how much I loved 'hawy'. Seems that in Thai it has another meaning and I love eating that form of 'hawy' as well:).

[QUOTE=FreebieFan]
And did you know that his brothers lawyer/solicitor, the one he shot first, came from our hometown![/QUOTE]

Wow, you are right. I usually give a cheer when another fat, greedy, conniving lawyer bites the dust but not if he is a 'Donny' lad. Has to be the salt of the earth:).

Trouble is that 'Donny' and solicitors have a history of being synonymous with bent!

[QUOTE=Lexb]That desire variety in their sex "diets"!

Then, try something REALLY different...Uzbekistanis!(well, there ALMOST like Russians, after all!).

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/08/police-arrest-of-uzbekistani-mamasan-and-her-prostitutes-in-pattaya/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PattayaDailyNews+%28Pattaya+Daily+News+-+Pattaya+news+Powerful+news+at+your+fingertips%29&utm_content=Yahoo%21+Mail[/url]

But then, on closer inspection...maybe NOT![/QUOTE]Wow. What an interesting newspaper. Death, disease, robbery, suicide, Pattaya Daily News has become my new " must read".

Forget World Cup updates, I'm going to be reading this paper now every day. Such a lot of drama in one town!

[QUOTE=Lexb]That desire variety in their sex "diets"!

Are you tired of having sex with "same old, same old" Isaan Thai SPs?

Are with "worn out" with the fact that most of the "exotic imports" are from Cambodia and Laos and look about the same, anyway!

Do your "socks curl" when the Russian women on Walking Street tell you their prices?

Then, try something REALLY different...Uzbekistanis!(well, there ALMOST like Russians, after all!).

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/08/police-arrest-of-uzbekistani-mamasan-and-her-prostitutes-in-pattaya/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PattayaDailyNews+%28Pattaya+Daily+News+-+Pattaya+news+Powerful+news+at+your+fingertips%29&utm_content=Yahoo%21+Mail[/url]

But then, on closer inspection...maybe NOT![/QUOTE]I watched the embedded video clip and I have to say I felt pretty sorry for them. It's bad enough being arrested for prostitution in Pattaya (I'll say that again slowly: arrested for prostitution in Pattaya...), but made worse by some dick-head from the Pattaya Daily News shoving his camera lens up their noses and photographing their passports.

(OK, TIT, but what is a cameraman doing in a police station anyway? In most other countries if they went to trial now they would walk away free after that 'unbiased' report).

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]Once had a GF who used to blush crimson and giggle when I told her how much I loved 'hawy'. Seems that in Thai it has another meaning and I love eating that form of 'hawy' as well:).[/QUOTE]... and indeed in English too:

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oyster[/url]

They should have known prostitution is illegal in Thailand.

Don't they know the law?

[QUOTE=Lexb]That desire variety in their sex "diets"!

Are you tired of having sex with "same old, same old" Isaan Thai SPs?

Are with "worn out" with the fact that most of the "exotic imports" are from Cambodia and Laos and look about the same, anyway!

Do your "socks curl" when the Russian women on Walking Street tell you their prices?

Then, try something REALLY different...Uzbekistanis!(well, there ALMOST like Russians, after all!).

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/08/police-arrest-of-uzbekistani-mamasan-and-her-prostitutes-in-pattaya/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PattayaDailyNews+%28Pattaya+Daily+News+-+Pattaya+news+Powerful+news+at+your+fingertips%29&utm_content=Yahoo%21+Mail[/url]

But then, on closer inspection...maybe NOT![/QUOTE]

Arrived in Pattaya yesterday afternoon. My hotel stays have gradually moved along the coast until now I am staying at Soi 3. Not sure it's the best location, but will give me a chance to explore some unexplored bits. Grabbed some food and did a bit of work in the BeerGarden - I think it is a great location if you have to do some work, with an excellent free wifi service and attentive staff. If only my office at home was like this...

Not many ladies of course, although one absolute stunner did walk in and sat down behind me. She bought 2 beers and kept making phone calls, but I think in the end she was stood up. I was tempted to go and talk to her, but she acted a bit too much like she knew she was a stunner, if you see what I mean.

Back to the hotel by bus to ditch the laptop. I was actually feeling a bit queasy, so was almost tempted to have an evening in with a good book. If only I could find a good lady called Book :) Set off to explore the local area just as it started to pour down with rain, but got to the sanctuary of a beer complex at the top of Soi 4 just in time. I paced through the bars checking out the talent, but there was really only one bar with any attractive girls, and that had 3. So I sat next to the most attractive and ordered a G&T.

Had a few emails to deal with on my Blackberry, and was roundly ignored by all the girls there. Finally, after a gentle verbal push from the mamasan, one of them quietly asked my name. We chatted in a very desultory fashion for a while, although her English was pretty weak, and I bought her a drink, until two young Japanese guys came in from the rain. The whole bar was suddenly all over them like a rash... To be fair, it was one guy's birthday, so he rang the bell and I got another drink. At which point my companion got up and wandered off. So that was 280Bht for a couple of G&T's, a lady drink, and a bored conversation. Not a great start to my evening, feeling like the fat spotty kid on sports day. :( I made my excuses and left.

I braved the rain, and by dodging through various bars made it as far as Soi 6. On the way I bumped into one young lady who was somewhat more friendly, and as a result will get a visit this evening. :) I wasn't really up for a Soi 6 session, preferring a quiet evening chatting and a couple of beers. Ha! Fat chance of that! I was spotted by one SYT whose enthusiasm for me more than made up for the earlier disappointment, and she encouraged me in for 'just one drink'.

She was young and beautiful, certainly a cut above the average, and she had good English. We had a great conversation, which was somehow more interesting because half the time she was straddling me or trying to put her tongue down my throat. Young people of today - no manners :(.

And luckily she found the bulge in my trousers particularly attractive (I always carry a well-stocked wallet). So off we went upstairs. I made it clear that if she took it very slowly, no rush, she would have a repeat customer. And she did. Fantastic experience.

Incidentally, what is the deal about taking girls out o/n from Soi 6? I presume a barfine and a negotiated fee? What would be the appropriate amount - 1500Bht? I would happily take her back for an all-nighter (well, in my case, 20 minutes of sex, 8 hours sleep, 10 minutes sex :( )

So that was that. Braved the rain, said hi to the friendly girl, and back in my hotel room dripping wet before I knew it.

[QUOTE=Amjeck]Soi 6 girls finally taking 500 ST again. Selection nothing special, but the price drop is good.[/QUOTE]Just out of interest, and I'm not trying to be provocative, but do you negotiate down first (and then hope for an enthusiastic performance), or do you just slip them a 500Bht note on the way out?

And if you negotiate, what do you say? When I get asked 2000Bht for ST in BKK I can genuinely recoil in mock horror, and say 'No, too much' and make a counter offer. I'm not sure I could keep a straight face if I had to say 'What! 700Bht (£15) to have sex with a hot 20-year old? Too much!' :)

[QUOTE=Mouse1]I'm not sure I could keep a straight face if I had to say 'What! 700Bht (£15) to have sex with a hot 20-year old? Too much!' :)[/QUOTE]I could. What in Buddha's name does a 20 year old need with a whopping 700 baht?!