Sauna Reviews

Shave the area and apply alcohol around the area until itching gone. This is a good reason to trim & shower with mildly medicated soap.
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[QUOTE=J Lover]Just curious, Nedword. How did you get rid of them?[/QUOTE]

I came here last Thursday armed with a sauna-18 voucher I purchased in Shun Tak. Hearing all the stories about how ridiculously busy the place is on Friday and Saturday nights, I decided I’ll delay until today (Sunday).

On arrival, I was greeted very cordially by all staff, and they did their best to explain the packages, with limited English. Anyway, I whipped out my voucher and they knew at once I was a serious punter. They sent me off to change, and then to the pool area. It was a little daunting at first, going among other scantily-clad punters (mostly Chinese, but one European face) but after quickly showering, showtime started. The first act consisted of 3 lovely young girls dancing on the balcony to disco music (there are only 3 poles up there). As the music progressed, they slowly stripped to reveal flawless bodies. At the time I was thinking “wtf is this?! How can 3 girls possibly suffice when there are about 20 of us out here???” But that was just a warm-up teaser.

Then the main procession came out. A loooong line of some 30+ chicks (this was about 5pm) appeared from nowhere and stood there patiently while all us blokes discussed among ourselves who to choose. It was like being in a cattle market but with disco music playing. I was acutely aware of the number of other punters around me, and not wanting to miss my first choice, I scurried around the taller blokes (I always get the tall ones in front of me) and I tried to build a quick mental shortlist.

Red tag = Chinese, Cyan = Viet and Green = Euro (probably Russian). A thought rushed through my head “Quick, focus on cyan!” So I chose 675. Reasonable English. She had long hair down to her bum almost, early-mid 20’s, size 6-8, A-cup and looked like a porcelain white doll. She had a tattoo on her left inner calf and another somewhere on her torso (can't remember now). She also had a ring on two of her toes on the left foot. As soon as I uttered her number to the attendant, he signalled to her to step forwards, and she disappeared out of the pool area. Meanwhile other attendants guided me to the room.

The room is small but groovily decorated and a bit dingy. Reminded me of a Tokyo capsule hotel, except for the shower (which had NO light whatsoever) and there was NO natural daylight in the room. In the shower room, she had me lay on the shower bed while she washed both sides of me, then while laying on my back, she proceeded to rub just her tits on my whole body. Quite lame really, nothing like the Darling 1 sliding experience which was an entire b2b rub.

I was surprised by the reasonably good GFE. She didn’t smile when she came in the room. I incorrectly assumed “no smile = no chance of GFE”. After the shower, she came and cuddled up to me at once. Then the cat bath started and one thing led to another. Before I knew it, I was into her.

Cleaned up and then she had me massage her, which I did. And when it was over, I asked her “did you like the massage?” Her response was “I don’t know”. WTF?! I just spent 15 mins of my session making her feel good and she doesn’t know?

I can now see why others rave about 18, but after Darling, it really seemed like no big deal. I would rate sauna 18 as a 7/10 for overall experience and Darling 1 as 9/10, taking into account the entire experience in both places. To me, Darling is hands down the better, but that’s just my personal choice.

Amazingly, the Euro girls in this sauna looked ok unlike the ones at Darling or Boss. I saw one of them on my way back to reception after the session, and as we passed in the corridor, we both looked round and exchanged glances at each other. She was quite hot & voluptuous with long blonde hair. I think it was 313 or something (didn’t get a proper look it happened too fast). But I'm terrified to choose Caucasian, in case I get bad attitude, or bad service. What recourse would a punter have in those circumstances?

Later, I went back for the next procession (just to tease myself) and there she was, no. 675, the girl I had banged the living daylights out of, only 20 minutes earlier, standing in line as if nothing had happened. We exchanged smiles and I waved.

Right, I think for the remainder of my time here, I will split my time between the two Darlings, and maybe 18 again. I think from now on, I’ll give those backstreet cheapies a miss. I feel a little uneasy going to those dirty places. I’d rather pay more (even if it’s 10 times more) and feel (medically) safer and get a proper upmarket experience in the sauna house.

Speaking of which, that voucher cost me HK$1688, including the return fare. I think the most expensive package that it entitled me to was a 1777 MOP one, so considering the fact the return turbojet is 2xHK$168, I’m not complaining. I did shop around the travel agency shops in Shun Tak, but they all had identical pricing structures for all the saunas, and all sauna prices have gone up across the board, wef 1st August 2008. Just my luck to choose now to come.

[QUOTE=J Lover]“Good things come in small packages” as they say.
The only one possible gripe I would have with her is that (I think) she shafted me on the time. She claimed there was only 10 minutes left when according to the digital countdown timer in the room, there was 25 mins left. She claimed it was a 75 min session, not 90. But I’ve never heard of a 75 min session, wtf. Still, I would book her again, and I will, if I see her again.[/QUOTE]

She might be right. I visited Darling 1 yesterday and had a Hunan girl (I think is 198). She was told me Fri-Sat, the session is now 75 mins, Sun-Thurs, it is sill 90 mins. The session was so-so, standard routine.

Eddy

i went to sauna 18 on friday night. the place was packed to the brim. i found it to be dirty and messy with the staff being quite rude. left and relieved myself with the lisboa sharktank girls.

also for all you japanese av fans, maria ozawa is in town performing some king of sex show at the rockza theatre(grand lisboa) till the 8th sep.

A question for you old-timers in the sauna scene: how do you tip when everything you own is in the locker? I've only been to a sauna once (the Rio) and had great GFE service from a VN gal. I really wanted to tip her to because I thought she went the extra mile. But there I was, butt-naked....

[QUOTE=Fw190]A question for you old-timers in the sauna scene: how do you tip when everything you own is in the locker? I've only been to a sauna once (the Rio) and had great GFE service from a VN gal. I really wanted to tip her to because I thought she went the extra mile. But there I was, butt-naked....[/QUOTE]Simple. I DONT! Not even for PSE service. I think we've discussed this "to tip or not to tip" issue to death on this forum, so I don't intend to dig it up again other than to say the reason I don't tip is that it potentially makes things more difficult for future punters (which could include myself).

I don't like to leave my wallet & fone in the locker, so I bring them with me (but not to tip, and not to take pictures). I put my valuables into a small plastic pouch which I got from Cathay Pacific (originally used for carrying toiletries) and carry this EVERYWHERE while on the premises. But you could use one of those transparent, re-sealable bags they sell in stationers or newsagents.

JLover: Thanks for the response. You and I might differ in our opinions about tipping, but your idea about carrying a small pouch is great. Brilliant idea, don't know why it never occured to me. Thanks very much!

[QUOTE=J Lover] I don't like to leave my wallet & fone in the locker, so I bring them with me (but not to tip, and not to take pictures). I put my valuables into a small plastic pouch which I got from Cathay Pacific (originally used for carrying toiletries) and carry this EVERYWHERE while on the premises. But you could use one of those transparent, re-sealable bags they sell in stationers or newsagents.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=J Lover]Just curious, Nedword. How did you get rid of them?[/QUOTE]

First I have lots of hair on my body. When I found them they were all the way up to my chest. First I shaved off all my body hair and tried to kill them one by one. Then I went to the pharmacy and bought some body lice shampoo. You soap up, leave it on for 10 minutes and it kills them all. A second shampooing is used just in case one lice survived the first.

Talk about the dirty feeling when you find out you have pubic lice!

[QUOTE=Wapec]Shave the area and apply alcohol around the area until itching gone. This is a good reason to trim & shower with mildly medicated soap. \W[/QUOTE]

No. For lice, you have to go to the phramacy and get the proper over-the counter (or prescription) medication. Shaving the area and applying isopropyl or ethyl alcohol isn't good enough. Don't allow anxiety to surpass getting the correct treatment for what you could have. It might not be lice, but crabs. Another friendly reminder from Gyaos.

NOTE: This question and answer came from a 141 issue, apparently, and not a sauna.

[url]http://www.cdc.gov/lice/[/url]

Gyaos.

Hi All,

I'm thinking of visiting Macau and its sauna ( 99.9% sure I will) during my work trip.

I will be travelling on my own, speak English and Cantonese only (but not read/write).

I want to get a package and visit one of them sauna places, probably Boss or D1. How far are those places from the Ferry after you get off?

How long do I expect to be in those sauna places for?

Are all the sauna places, various casinos, etc within walking distance of each other?

If I buy the package, can I travel back to HK the following day as I want to stay overnight ? Are the time of the ferry I catch flexible or I must specify the travel time?

Thanks

Went to 18 Sauna on a repeat visit. Went around Noon this time, so only 4-5 other people there. Bought the 700hkd package (massage only) from Shun Tak (Macau Ferry Terminal); option to buy 1300 (HJ) & 1600 (fs) package.

Walked to 18 from the ferry, 5 minutes. Went straight to 6th floor, escorted in changed & went to the soapy wash area, where a little indonesian girl performed the wash and almost HJ, but really just a good cleaning of mr happy. Went to the lounge and got a shoulder massage (around 150hkd) and foot massage (another 150) and also a pedicure (another 150). The massage part was performed by women (1 cute & 1 old), but the pedicure is by a guy. All 3 of them working on me at the same time, made me feel like a king! After they are done order food & juice. Also request the "thigh massage". Girl is cute, but her skills are good. Starts by rubbing your legs & then quickly move to your inner thigh & balls, after a while starts massaging your pecker (lots of massage oil) all under a towel with people around, this is great! She sold me on a double session (2 x 150hkd), but it was worth it. Lot of rubbing and tugging, really enjoyable, and the girl is older, but decent looking.

They still do "showtime" (line up) of the girls with few customers. Not as many girls as on the weekend, but decent selection. Chose #203 this time, Chinese girl.

Escorted to room & told upgrade was 800hkd, so I said yes. Performance & attitude was good, shower, body massage, dry off & on to the bed. She only does CBJ, which I don't care for, so on to mish & finish in doggy.

Time to go, so I shower up, change & exchange my voucher at the ferry terminal for my ride back. Overall a little pricey with all the extras, but not bad. I would opt for the massage package & maybe go for a triple on the thigh massage to see if I can shoot a load in the towel.

Hey everyone.

Just a quick question, which sauna in Macau would be the best in terms of, least pressure in quickly going with a girl. Basically, which Sauna is the best for relaxing, getting massages, eating and drinking without pressure from the people working there to pick a girl. Or are the basically all pretty relaxed about it?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Mmggg]Hey everyone.

Just a quick question, which sauna in Macau would be the best in terms of, least pressure in quickly going with a girl.[/QUOTE]I'd say sauna 18. You just stand there in front of the lineup, and usually there will be other punters there with you (which means you're unlikely to be singled out). The blokes in uniforms (call them waiters) don't care if you don't order. They really don't. That's b/c at that stage, you've already paid your money. It's up to you whether and when you want to choose a girl.

But Darling 1 comes a very close second, especially as you get to see the full line up, without first paying. If you don't like anyone (unlikely), you walk. No loss.

[QUOTE=Mmggg]
Basically, which Sauna is the best for relaxing, getting massages, eating and drinking without pressure from the people working there to pick a girl. Or are the basically all pretty relaxed about it?

Thanks[/QUOTE]I concede, probably 18 again. Boss sauna has food, drink etc, but the quality is not great, and you will be facing constant pressure for foot/shoulder massages. Personally, the only reason I'd return to boss sauna is to line up one of those indonesian ushers for an outside private job.

[QUOTE=Chandraman3]Hi All,
I'm thinking of visiting Macau and its sauna ( 99.9% sure I will) during my work trip.[/QUOTE]
Chandraman, I'd like to introduce you to one of our favorite expressions, RTFF. Please research. But since you're new, and I used to be too, I'll give you a freebie. Everyone deserves one; keeps you on the board to help other punters out in the future.
[QUOTE]I will be travelling on my own, speak English and Cantonese only (but not read/write). [/QUOTE]
You'll survive better than me. Cantonese is much more useful than English in Macau, although in the saunas, Mandarin works just as well. With English, it's hit or miss.
[QUOTE]I want to get a package and visit one of them sauna places, probably Boss or D1. How far are those places from the Ferry after you get off?[/QUOTE]
Everything is within a 2-15 min. drive from the pier. You can take a casino shuttle bus for free, but you might have to wait in line for a while. Taxis are super cheap. You can get to any sauna we talk about here for under HK$50.
[QUOTE]How long do I expect to be in those sauna places for? [/QUOTE]
Depends on you. Some people go in, rest a little, do the deed, and leave (I'd say 2 or 3 hours). I like to stay all night. It's up to you. Most places, buried in the menu, have a disclaimer that if you stay longer than 24 hours, you have to settle the bill and then pay an hourly charge, but anything under 24 hours is just fine. They won't kick you out; remember, they want your money.
[QUOTE]Are all the sauna places, various casinos, etc within walking distance of each other?[/QUOTE]
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: Everything is walkable, depending on your definition of "walkable." I tend to stay in one of the largest groupings, where I can go to Grand Lisboa/Lisboa/MGM Grand/Wynn/StarWorld/President in 5 minutes. Boss Sauna is also in that area, as is the infamous "Racetrack."
[QUOTE]If I buy the package, can I travel back to HK the following day as I want to stay overnight ? Are the time of the ferry I catch flexible or I must specify the travel time?[/QUOTE]
Yes. Your voucher is typically good for the whole day *after* you bought it. It actually says 24 hours, but there's no timestamp, so they won't fuss about it if you come back 25 hours later, but still the same day.
Times are flexible; you don't have to schedule a return time. In the off-peak times (early mornings, etc), they will give you a ticket for about 3 hours later, but you can stand in the standby line and get on the next ferry, no problem. High-demand times, they usually have a good stock of tickets for every time. If you go to the booth, they'll give you a ticket for the next departure (giving you 15-20 minutes for immigration). For example, I got to the Macau terminal Sunday evening at 5:10 (PACKED), and the agency had a ticket for me for 5:30. No sweat.
[QUOTE]Thanks[/QUOTE]
Good luck, have fun, and return the favor whenever you see someone tell another person to RTFF.

Last week I was in Macau and thought I would go over to Boss sauna to see what all the fuss is about. Well this is one of those saunas where you go there, and there’s a lot of ancilliary activity (massages, eating, and lounging around) which I couldn’t give a damn about (I just want to get to the room and have fun with the girl, no mucking about).

So when they asked me “what do you want?”, I told them straight up “to choose the girl now” (whereas most punters would probably spend some time bumming around in the lounge to start with).

They presented me with a short line up – 4 vietnamese girls, and one mainland girl (it was only about 3pm). The v-dolls were all pork chops, so by default I chose the MLC girl (no. 799) who was reasonable looking.

When she got to the room and I made her let her hair down, that’s when I saw her real beauty. I thought she was a real hottie with her hair down. She made all kinds of porn star noises (even without my touching her!) and she was really sl*tty. That’s what I loved about her. She was about 160cm tall, size 8, cup-D (not fake), long hair, with Japanese appearance (if ever there was a girl they could sell as Japanese, this is it).

The room consists of a bed with massage rails hanging off the ceiling for the girl to grip onto. But she didn’t use any of this paraphernalia. There is also a tub with a shower hose where we had a bit of fun to start with. We played around on the bed and I felt like I was with my g/f, not a working girl. I enjoyed playing with her so much, that I came much too soon (after only half hour). Then she practically forced me to leave early, even though there was still half hour left. Fuck!

Total damage 1188 MOP for one hour.

Undeterred, and because she turned me on so much, I went back there a few days later and ordered the same girl. This time, I didn’t bother with any lineup (why look at pork chops?). I just wanted her, no. 799 again. And this time, I timed it better and got as much mileage out of her as I could within the full 1 hour timeframe.

Anyway, I should mention at this point, I was so curious to find out who that Indonesian girl was that Eric Cartman’s friend banged sometime ago – scroll back to Eric’s report from a few weeks ago. So, while I was in the locker room, I showed the locker girl a printout of Eric Cartman’s report, and she was fascinated by it. It seems it was a different girl, not her. Nonetheless, by the time I finished my session with 799, the whole staff had read Eric’s report and were fascinated by it.

So when I’d finished my session, the non-WG staff coaxed me to relax in the lounge (I knew what this was all about – getting extras from me), so I reluctantly agreed. The duty supervisor girl came out, armed with a laptop, and wanted me to show her this website, internationalsexguide.com, which I did. She and the other Indonesian staff demonstrated huge interest in the Boss Sauna reports, esp Crazy Ami’s reports. Anyway to cut a long story short, I got flirting with her and gave her my hotel and room no, and my mobile no. I have another story to tell you about what happened next between her and me, but I’ll save that for another day.

Boss sauna has some real pork chops on during the daytime. I think you have to be lucky to get a hottie during the daytime. I’m not sure what it’s like in the evening, but I’m sure the quality has to be better later.