[QUOTE=Retired Army]I haven't a clue what he's talking about.[/QUOTE]Don't worry! Just thought I would add some military homour to a "I'm going to get laid tonight story"!
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[QUOTE=Retired Army]I haven't a clue what he's talking about.[/QUOTE]Don't worry! Just thought I would add some military homour to a "I'm going to get laid tonight story"!
Pussy alert.
16 stone ex Para foiled and subdued by 5 stone midget Thai wife. The quote "it’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog", seems to spring to mind.
On arrival at Asoke BTS station the phone rings. Conversation as follows. "Hi honey! Where are youuu! (You know how the Thais hang onto the last syllable) " "Uh. Um. Well. Asoke"!
"What you doing there"? (Tone has changed to a growl)
"Just going to see a friend" (Arse starts to twitch)
" Well I am sick and am In Central Bang Na It won’t take you long to get here". Phone goes dead. Fuck it! Dilemma. If I don’t go home I am going to get the hole. A nice tight one, but I will also have to face the dwarf from hell. And fucking days of misery.
I also know if I go home the only pussy I am going to see is a reflection in the mirror, due to the fact the wife has the painters in. So being the hard bastard that I am. I quickly called my little Filipino to arrange another day and proceeded to get a taxi. It is so annoying when you give the Misses a load of money to have the day out. Then she goes sick and fucks up the plans. And to add insult you don’t even get the money back.
I am not certain either but one thing is for sure, don't you think it was a mistake for Andy Abs to take this horny Filipino lady to the swingers party ....
[url]http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/30095068/Police-bust-swinging-party,-arrest-13-foreign-men[/url]
[QUOTE=Retired Army]I haven't a clue what he's talking about.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bearsk]I am not certain either but one thing is for sure, don't you think it was a mistake for Andy Abs to take this horny Filipino lady to the swingers party.
[url]http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/30095068/Police-bust-swinging-party,.arrest-13-foreign-men[/url][/QUOTE]Not guilty. I do know a woman who was there. But alas. That evening I was at home watching TV. Actually I'm not really into sharing my toys. Swingers party. Not my style. Yet!
[QUOTE=Mangofan]This is exactly why I haven't been to Nana in months. No nudity. What's the fucking point? If I'm going to be paying 140 baht for a beer, I better be seeing some titties. Nana Plaza is the most disgusting place in Thailand, with the worst kind of tourists. It's like they rounded up the worst of the worst in Pattaya and Bangkok and put them all in one square block. Believe it or not, I find Cowboy much cleaner and more fun, but to each his own.[/QUOTE]
I remember a first trip to Nana in 1992. Pretty boring then, with no nudity but B35 beers (at B25=$1). ST was B300 and I forget the BF. But back then neither Nana nor Cowboy had any nudity, just some places in Patpong.
Nana hit its peak around 1998-99, when some shows even featured toy DPs. Bars could ride the wave to put drink prices up again and again, but then the show quality crashed with social order but the drink prices stayed (to this day!) You've got niche players like Rainbow as the take-out meat market and Angelwitch doing what they can on shows, but the rest is pretty lame. Cowboy was barely hanging on back when Nana was at its peak and now tables are turned.
FWIW, one way to get some hotel deals is to book over Travelocity or Expedia using some of the promo codes floating around. There's one on a coors box with code NFL50 good through the end of the month for bookings through March that's $50-off-3-days. It's REUSABLE as well and you don't need a physical coupon.
So I broke up 15 hotel nights in BKK and Pattaya into 5 3-day blocks and used the thing 5 times, twice on the Beverly Plaza in Pattaya at $13.80 a day nett for 2 people including breakfast, and the Royal Asia Lodge in BKK at $17.30 a day nett for 2. Plenty of other choices are out there as well if you're not as cheap as me (I know the reviews on both those hotels have been mixed). At the high end the Grand Sukhumvit on soi 6 (former Sofitel, I think) was listing at $65 before discounts.
[QUOTE=Go Forit] So far I've been one of those guys who overpays and tends to get stuck with just one girl for each trip. On the first trip I made the mistake of paying 4000 LT plus the bar fine for the same girl over a three day trip who was great in bed but ended up costing a lot more than I probably should have paid. [/QUOTE]
Dude! The one's related to the other (pay to clinginess), as you're probably seeing. U gotta find the going rate and be willing to be called a Cheap Charlie, even if you really aren't (the real Cheap Charlies are the ones using door-knockers or bargaining rates well below the going rate at 3 a.m.). Don't ruin it for the rest of us.
BTW, I think Thai girls can be great fun and all that, but I give the Philippines clear advantage in the GFE area. Many more multi-day keepers, and for less money.
Guys,
Have RTTF but haven't found specifics on whether BKK has strip clubs like in Canada or the US. Good clubs where you hot babes are dancing and you can either go for a lap dance or get a champagne room with them for an hour where a lot goes on (of course, depending on the club).
Let me qualify. I'm not always in the mood for going all the way and would love to run through half a dozen of the beauties there in a couple of hours feeling them up in a strip club type of situation. Obviously I've got a thing for lap dances!
This is also, in my experience, a geat way to start an evening and then get on to a LT with one of them or one of the many others available.
Any ideas/ recommendations?
Cheers/ Pulse
[QUOTE=Pulse0101]Guys,
Have RTTF but haven't found specifics on whether BKK has strip clubs like in Canada or the US. Good clubs where you hot babes are dancing and you can either go for a lap dance or get a champagne room with them for an hour where a lot goes on (of course, depending on the club).
Let me qualify. I'm not always in the mood for going all the way and would love to run through half a dozen of the beauties there in a couple of hours feeling them up in a strip club type of situation. Obviously I've got a thing for lap dances!
This is also, in my experience, a geat way to start an evening and then get on to a LT with one of them or one of the many others available.
Any ideas/ recommendations?
Cheers/ Pulse[/QUOTE]
You need to get more open minded to different styles and get yourself reprogrammed.
We don't have put up with tabletop style ripoffs in Thailand.
There is call for strip tease in Thailand because girls can be just dancing naked or if you want titillation they can be wearing see through or wearing short skirts with no knickers on underneath. It would be very tiresome for them to start dressed and gradually take this gear off.
I would suggest you check out the following bars in Soi Cowboy:
Suzi Wong for nude dancing and erotic shows
Baccarat for looking up girls skirts with no knickers
Shark for pretty girls wearing see through stuff
Long Gun for nude dancing and dirty disgusting shows
There are petting and blow job bars too.
You can pay girls at the bar to do special strips for you if you like ro take them home and ask for strips before you do the deed.
[QUOTE=Pulse0101]Guys,
Have RTTF but haven't found specifics on whether BKK has strip clubs like in Canada or the US. Good clubs where you hot babes are dancing and you can either go for a lap dance or get a champagne room with them for an hour where a lot goes on (of course, depending on the club).
Let me qualify. I'm not always in the mood for going all the way and would love to run through half a dozen of the beauties there in a couple of hours feeling them up in a strip club type of situation. Obviously I've got a thing for lap dances!
This is also, in my experience, a geat way to start an evening and then get on to a LT with one of them or one of the many others available.
Any ideas/ recommendations?
Cheers/ Pulse[/QUOTE]In Patpong 2 there is a bar called The Strip. I think it comes close to what u are looking for. There are girls dancing on the floor AND there are (small) cubicles. You pay 500 or something then you can go with the gal of your choice into a cubicle and what you do there is up 2 u and her.
In the Japanese clubs u can get a private champagne-room and much more. But only Japanese men are allowed (in general).
[QUOTE=Retired Army]I haven't a clue what he's talking about.[/QUOTE]
There's a surprise :D.
[QUOTE=Andy Abs]Don't worry! Just thought I would add some military homour to a "I'm going to get laid tonight story"![/QUOTE]
Wow, one can get laid in Bangkok. I never knew that!!!
[QUOTE=Soap Fan]There is call for strip tease in Thailand because girls can be just dancing naked or if you want titillation they can be wearing see through or wearing short skirts with no knickers on underneath. It would be very tiresome for them to start dressed and gradually take this gear off.[/QUOTE]That makes sense - thanks for clarifying.
[QUOTE=Soap Fan]I would suggest you check out the following bars in Soi Cowboy:
Suzi Wong for nude dancing and erotic shows
Baccarat for looking up girls skirts with no knickers
Shark for pretty girls wearing see through stuff
Long Gun for nude dancing and dirty disgusting shows
There are petting and blow job bars too.
You can pay girls at the bar to do special strips for you if you like ro take them home and ask for strips before you do the deed.[/QUOTE]Thanks for all the info.
[QUOTE=Soap Fan]You need to get more open minded to different styles and get yourself reprogrammed.[/QUOTE]Soap Fan - that's uncalled for.
I am very open minded - as for reprogramming myself - no thank you. I'm good.
[QUOTE=Soap Fan]We don't have put up with tabletop style ripoffs in Thailand.[/QUOTE]We don't have to put up with tabletop style or otherwise ripoffs anywhere in the world. It needn't be a ripoff (that's the purpose of an awesome board like this) and neither does it have to be that you only get a bang for your buck if you screw the girl senseless. As you know and have evidenced in the rest of your post (thank you), there are multiple joys available in the LOS and each of us has a different take on what constitutes joy. I enjoy the strip clubs for the hot lapdances with a bunch of hotties that "may" lead to more. I can always choose to go for the "more" directly - that's far easier to get especially in BKK.
[QUOTE=Satrai2000]In Patpong 2 there is a bar called The Strip. I think it comes close to what u are looking for. There are girls dancing on the floor AND there are (small) cubicles. You pay 500 or something then you can go with the gal of your choice into a cubicle and what you do there is up 2 u and her.
In the Japanese clubs u can get a private champagne-room and much more. But only Japanese men are allowed (in general).[/QUOTE]Thanks Satrai - The Strip sounds like exactly what I would like. From what I've read on the board, Soi Cowboy seems to be a better place than Patpong - do you or other BKK experts know of such bars in Cowboy or NEP?
Thanks in advance/ Pulse.
Sounds like you were having your own disaster anyway...
[QUOTE=Andy Abs]Not guilty. I do know a woman who was there. But alas. That evening I was at home watching TV. Actually I'm not really into sharing my toys. Swingers party. Not my style. Yet![/QUOTE]