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SilkyHands
guys dont try this one, in a single phrase, the experience sucks.
i decided to go for this yesterday it self since i had some cash with me and since i had some free time in the evening. mailed the address in the site and got a reply pretty quickly. after a few emails up and down, got an appointment in the evening. all the emails had perfect english and were written in a pretty good tone and i actually got my hopes up before actually seeing the person.
i opted for their 'incall' option and chose 2 girls 90 mins. i was asked to come to this place between battaramulla and pelawatta, and call them. the moment i called, i figured that something was wrong. the girl who identified her self as shani answered the phone and after the very first sentence, asked 'mahaththayata sinhala puluwanda?' i thought, well talent and beauty has no barriers and decided to go with it. once i saw the girls at the rest house only i figured the error of my judgement; both girls were around 22, and looked positively inexperienced and out of shape. one was absolutely thin (almost aneroxic) and the other one looked like a normal girl from a garment factory (no offence to the girls who work there, and i really regret i had to use it, but i have absolutely no other way of explaining how they looked.) with hairy legs.
finally went in the guest house and the place looked ok till i went in. the towels were absolutely dirty although the bathroom was in pretty good shape. went in for the massage and it was like being bathed in olive oil. the two wouldnt stop the chatter with each other and the room boy was trying to get a peek through the curtains. (they sort of stopped the work half way through and went to peek out side the window if someone was outside and spent good ten minutes on it)
they took off the towel completely and i figured that extras were in. asked them and they were like 'shake eka witharai denne'. im like ok since we got two girls lets get on with it. managed to get both of them topless, but guess what, the slim one was actually flat chested. i mean you know how we joke during our school times that you can play carrom on some girls chests? this was that, there was absolutely no boobs and when i tried to touch her nipples i could feel the rib cage. i asked her to give the shake and pulled the other one over me and started to suck her boobs. the girl was completely inexperienced (the one on top of me) and didnt know what to do. after about two minutes i came and was quite relieved that it was over.
finally it turns out, the person who is replying the mails is one of their 'friendly sirs'.
overall rating below 3 in all aspects
total damage: 6500/= + 700/=(resthouse) + 500/= (tip)
i just felt so bad not to give a tip.
my advice, stay the hell away!
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[QUOTE=Coolsl]TRC to meet internet service Providers the Telecommunication Regulatory Commission (TRC) is to meet internet service provider to discus how to block porn website in Sri Lanka[/QUOTE]Under Mahinda Chinthanaya everything is banned - No Liquor, No cigarettes , no porn sites, no mobile phones in schools, no drinking or smoking on TV. Only corruption, casinos and lawlessness are permitted.
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SilkyHands
Lavan,
Thanks for your excellent report (hairy legs!! carom board!!). Were their hands silky?
Tea Boy
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GH and Russian B2B
Guys,
Any thing new in GH , like Russian B2B ?
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[quote=lavan]guys dont try this one, in a single phrase, the experience sucks.
i decided to go for this yesterday it self since i had some cash with me and since i had some free time in the evening. mailed the address in the site and got a reply pretty quickly. after a few emails up and down, got an appointment in the evening. all the emails had perfect english and were written in a pretty good tone and i actually got my hopes up before actually seeing the person.
i opted for their 'incall' option and chose 2 girls 90 mins. i was asked to come to this place between battaramulla and pelawatta, and call them. the moment i called, i figured that something was wrong. the girl who identified her self as shani answered the phone and after the very first sentence, asked 'mahaththayata sinhala puluwanda?' i thought, well talent and beauty has no barriers and decided to go with it. once i saw the girls at the rest house only i figured the error of my judgement; both girls were around 22, and looked positively inexperienced and out of shape. one was absolutely thin (almost aneroxic) and the other one looked like a normal girl from a garment factory (no offence to the girls who work there, and i really regret i had to use it, but i have absolutely no other way of explaining how they looked.) with hairy legs.
finally went in the guest house and the place looked ok till i went in. the towels were absolutely dirty although the bathroom was in pretty good shape. went in for the massage and it was like being bathed in olive oil. the two wouldnt stop the chatter with each other and the room boy was trying to get a peek through the curtains. (they sort of stopped the work half way through and went to peek out side the window if someone was outside and spent good ten minutes on it)
they took off the towel completely and i figured that extras were in. asked them and they were like 'shake eka witharai denne'. im like ok since we got two girls lets get on with it. managed to get both of them topless, but guess what, the slim one was actually flat chested. i mean you know how we joke during our school times that you can play carrom on some girls chests? this was that, there was absolutely no boobs and when i tried to touch her nipples i could feel the rib cage. i asked her to give the shake and pulled the other one over me and started to suck her boobs. the girl was completely inexperienced (the one on top of me) and didnt know what to do. after about two minutes i came and was quite relieved that it was over.
finally it turns out, the person who is replying the mails is one of their 'friendly sirs'.
overall rating below 3 in all aspects
total damage: 6500/= + 700/=(resthouse) + 500/= (tip)
i just felt so bad not to give a tip.
my advice, stay the hell away!
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man lavan, reading your report i was feeling nauseous! how in the world did you get a hard-on under those circumstances???? thanks for your report i will be saved the trouble of having to kick someone's ass. i too had begun the email chatter with the "friendly sir/shani". i have now blocked all email from that address. you desserve a medal of perseverance from the mongers!
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[QUOTE=Casanova69]Under Mahinda Chinthanaya everything is banned - No Liquor, No cigarettes , no porn sites, no mobile phones in schools, no drinking or smoking on TV. Only corruption, casinos and lawlessness are permitted.[/QUOTE]
Well looks like happy days in SL are coming to an end. Only the VVIPs will be able to afford the luxuries of wine, women and song pretty soon. Now that the porn sites are also closed, us poor sods will have to resort to smuggled DVDs. Hey, I have a selection of over 1 TB of high quality porn! Any offers?
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[QUOTE=Apnicapnic]Guys,
Any thing new in GH , like Russian B2B ?[/QUOTE]
Buddy, you know something that the rest of us don't??? Russians at the GH???? Tell us more.
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[QUOTE=Rhino64]Buddy, you know something that the rest of us don't?
Russians at the GH?
Tell us more.[/QUOTE]Go to lankanewsweb.com site and see.
It has a clue, but I am not 100% sure.
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Unsilky Hands..!
[QUOTE=Lavan]Guys dont try this one, in a single phrase, the experience sucks.
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My advice, stay the hell away!
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Dear Lavan,
Oh.. what a escape. I had a confirmed appointment at this evening which was cancelled immediately.
Thank you very much Lavan, for saving my time and money.
Milli
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[QUOTE=Casanova69]Under Mahinda Chinthanaya everything is banned - No Liquor, No cigarettes , no porn sites, no mobile phones in schools, no drinking or smoking on TV. Only corruption, casinos and lawlessness are permitted.[/QUOTE]Looks like it is time to start collecting and making a list of all the proxy sites available.
KT
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Porn Sites
From yesterday i could not open ISG from my browser , today in dailymirror they have mentioned that 12 sites had been blocked on a court order.
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Good Experience at LW
Visited LW recently, and picked up a girl called luky or something of that nature. Looked in her mid 30s or so. Small made and small boobs. Face was quite nice and overall body was good.
Had a very good massage and the b2b and all inclusive extras were good too. Superb attitude and service. Way better than GH or JH.
overall Damange 5500 + 1500 tip
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Has any one here tried contacts of Tania/Janaka.
Advertised in a famous ad page.
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B2B Tania
[QUOTE=Ricardino12]Has any one here tried contacts of Tania/Janaka.
Advertised in a famous ad page.[/QUOTE]Hi Mate,
I have posted a report about Tania on 21.01.2009. It's really waste of time & money.
Suriyaf
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Action
Way to go man Funboy 76.
This fellows should be taught a good lesson.
[QUOTE=Fun Boy 76]HI Mates,
Please find the below correspondense with silky hand and the boot I gave them...............
Below email inserts
After providing pick up information and contact phone number you, despite having a confirmed appointment, did not have the common courtesy of informing or canceling.
Clients we deal with are gentleman and we are unaccustomed to people who lack common good manners.
Your name has been removed from our client list.
Thank you for contacting us. Have a good evening!
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............ wrote:
Hi Shani,
I can pick your girl from Borella.
Tell me the exact time to be at Borella and if you have any mobile number please drop here it will be easy to facilitate this meeting.
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--- On Mon, 27/7/09, [email]silkyhands@gmail.com[/email] <silkyhands@gmail.com> wrote:
From: [email]silkyhands@gmail.com[/email] <silkyhands@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Hi I would like to...
To: ".....................
Date: Monday, 27 July, 2009, 1:39 PM
We confirm appointment for 8 p.m. om Tuesday 28th July.
We are booked until 6 p.m. and it would not be possible to get to Mt. Lavinia area before 8 p.m.
Will you provide transport from Borella or Rajagiriya? If not we charge Rs. 1,500 for transport both ways included. However, to Mt. Lavnia it would be 1,700/=.
We suggest you select a hotel/motel/guest house you know and are comfortable with in the Mt. Lavinia area. Just let us know the name and the location (street number and name).
1 girl for 90 minutes would be 4,500/= plus the transport cost to and from Mt. Lavinia Rs. 1,700/= for a total of Rs. 6,200/=
Hotel is at your cost.
Please confirm by tonight to obtain firm appointment.
Have a good evening!
Shani[/QUOTE]