CBD Strip Clubs Revisited 2026
Disclaimer, I'm not a big fan of strip clubs especially the ones in Kenya period. The women there will try to charge a foreigner a certain amount of money for dances and basically waste your time and money. And please don't allow me to go into further details than just that statement right there.
First up Small Water Worlds, after walking up a million flight of stairs which located inside of a hotel off the corner of Gaberone and River Rd. Upon entering business has picked up dramatically inside of their, it was packed with plenty of Kenyan men who had very little money to spend at all. The women that danced inside of their was nowhere close to sex nor attractive at all! And I'm being dead ass serious! The fresh stench of piss will hit you hard even with the restroom doors being closed after 5 minutes of being inside I got the fuck out of there! By the way entry price 200 bob.
Second on my visit Liddos, located on the infamous crack rock street better known as Keekrock st, after paying a 500 bob entry price and walking up 2 flights of stairs. The place still looks just the same to me, the strippers are nice looking body a small selection of foreigners inside. Bar fine to take the dancers home 10 k and to take them upstairs to fuck 5 k. The upstairs area looks very nice and it also even has a bar up there credit cards are accepted inside of this. Would I recommend getting a dance here? Nope.
Third strip club visited was Club Gaeez, also located on the infamous crack rock street after walking up 3 flights of stairs and paying a 200 bob entry fee, I noticed it was very busy inside but the dancers who was on the floor was not worth my time and money. By that time I was drunk as a skunk trying to fuck the waitresses whom worked inside of their and they wasn't having it. I was told that the other dancers were located in the back and they can get them for me and they have sex with customers. Total fine to fuck the dancers is 5 k or 5000 bob, in which 3 k goes to club and 2 k goes to the dancers theirs a 3 k fine to take the dancers away from the club. Please be advised porn movies are played all the time and sometimes sex shows are performed on stage there. Out of all the strip clubs in Nairobi I prefer this place even though its a hole in the wall.
Finally Club Bavon entry fee 300-1000 bob and noticed that I did a price range for this location. The entry fee price changes up constantly here and it's never a consistent price sounds kinda sketchy and it is. That's because security tries to pocket some side money here, after paying whatever they tell you to pay and walking up 3 flights of stairs you'll be greeted by a strip club that's mostly dead and they always have big fat btiches dancing inside of here. Don't get me wrong I like going at it with a big women but the ones inside of here got bodies made wrong and I'll rather spend my money at Small Water World than this place!
There's 3 more strip clubs located in CBD I'm going to opt out of posting it, they are located on super sketchy streets with thuggish looking Kenyan men posted outside of those doors at all times.
CBD Night Clubs Revisited 2026
Well allow me to say this night clubs have been mentioned by me numerous of times on this forum. There are night clubs such as Young Drifters, Club Lizzie, Club Eureka (which is very upscale in appearance), The Money Lounge, Kumba's Sports Bar & Grill and a gazillion others are all over CBD on numerous back streets after back streets it'll take forever to visit them all. In the end they are not worth visiting because over the years they mostly have nasty looking, rough and dirty looking women inside of their!
Club Sophia Joy:
Located on the infamous crack rock street better known as Keekrock. I can tell you guys this the talent has picked in their dramatically, watch your pockets when the fat pigs sits in your lap trying to run game. Half of the women who service the men there scares the shit out of me, they look like battered worn out women whom are addicted to drugs and alcohol very bad. Now I do noticed some cleaner looking women inside of their. And allow me to say this I even recognize most from being posted up o Latema st in front of that infamous hotel where a million of them used to post up outside and try to pull men through the door. Services starters off at 300 bob inside of here fellows and the room prices are 150 bob and to my surprise the rooms are very clean! I had a 500 bob session with a young fat booty Lou woman for 500 bob and she wanted her money up front. And instead of 500 bob she wanted 3000 bob literally 6 times the price and to add insult to injury she was on her cycle I could even see the blood stains in her panties. What surprises me is that she had the nerves to be in Sabrina Joy the next day, she tired to block me from leaving out the door she was a little one I gently moved her to the side and left. Not all women are bad inside of that place again they had much better looking talent, I just made a mistake by selecting the wrong one to sample. Morning shift is a no no, and so is the afternoon shift you literally have to come around 11 pm to see the best looking females who work out of their and let me throw in the weekends also.
Club Cabalash:
Located on Dharma Road near closes land mark Sahara Drifters, the women post up outside 24/7 in that club, it looks very dark and spooky inside even for a seasoned veteran such as myself. There's tons of women inside that offers 500 bob services weather you'll get that rate or not is just a gamble. Room rates are 200 bob, just like Club Sophia the main area smells like straight up piss! The women can be attractive and on the bigger butt side of things. To many of them try to touch on the me at one given time makes think some of them are trying to feel for my possession like thieves. I never partake in any activity there. Best time to visit is 2 pm.
Club Vip.
Located on River Road nearest land mark is Rubis Gas Station, this is another hole in the wall night club, when the talent is there then its there and they have plenty of budget women working out of their. Lowest price 300 bob, room costs roughly 200 bob. I saw several nice looking women there I even had 2 Ugandan squirt sessions inside of this place and didn't regret it at all. Warning on the weekends there are plenty of underage girls that hangs out in the stairwells because they have a club upstairs they can visit for teenagers so please be careful who you become Macdaddy too because you might find yourself in some serious trouble! The women inside of her were very professional about their services especially the Ugandan women, the talent improved in her a whole lot but be warned their are plenty of sloppy joes still working inside. Best time to visit the late afternoon time and after midnight.
Club Sabrina Joy.
The talent inside of here has been slowly going downhill not as many girls used to be in here like it was in the past. I see plenty of new faces and during certain times of the day this place is just literally dead with no men nor women inside. The women I do see working looks like some shit nobody wants even if their desperate for a quickie! I saw some women with some killer bodies inside of there with their heads so far stuck up their ass it's impossible for them to take a good shit. Dude they were very stuck up! It was hard for me to sit in that place for even 30 minutes for some odd reason I rather more spend my money on a street girl than inside of their in which I'll explain in another post. Morning and afternoon shifts are a no no when visiting this establishment. I strongly recommend mongering in the evening and a few hours after midnight when visiting this place. The demographics just changed up dramatically.