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[QUOTE=FinnishFucker;2649415]You're welcome! I had to escape the cold winter of Finland. Bathroom attendant had nice body but was in a big hurry to get back to Nana for more drinks. Not so good.[/QUOTE]This is the very reason I rarely Barfine agogo girls. They have the get back to Bar as fast as possible DNA in them. Next sucker up.
P.S. I find looks wise I find many agogo girls acceptable, even pre Covid. Just not as much since the Ku.
Spent two days in Bangkok.
Was a Grande Centre Point for quarantine.
Checked in 5 pm, did PCR test and then waiting in room for results. Was supposed to be 10 am. Nothing until 11 am. I call them, they say I have to wait.
I call again 12 pm, same story.
1 pm I'm being impatient and ask them to transfer me to the pcr service. After a few minutes they find my results, negative.
Then it takes 25 min for the bellman to pick me up from my room. What a mess.
Direction Landmark where I'm spending 2 nights.
First stop Mitu Soap, small selection available. I pick Jiu.
Very nice girl, does her job with attention.
BBBJ, CIM. Nice Nuru. At the end she asks If I want second shot. I say yes and she works extra hard for another 10 additional minutes. But then I give up, body too tired.
3800. Funny thing is that only ATM available was by the corner and could only deliver 30 x100 bills with 220 baht fee. Big ripoff, be aware.
It's now time for a massage, real foot massage. Can't visit Thailand without getting an authentic 300 bath massage at every corner.
Dinner time at Chinese restaurant. Only customer, good food. Gives me time to find a girl on smooci.
I book Rolanda 2 hours ([URL]https://smooci.com/escorts/BQnttl[/URL]) based on the nice reviews I read.
She's definitely older than the pics, but her body is still fit.
She's very nice, GSE, takes her time. 2 shots, massage and sex in various positions. Mature women are definitely better than young cuties. They know how to handle gentlemen.
Next day, analisamassage. Book Name and Poppy based on recommendation from this forum (thanks Tom! 4 hour tantra glory hole.
This is a lot of fun. Name is very beautiful. Poppy is full of energy. The combo makes for lots of fun. Poppy wants to use her fingers. Name wants to BJ. But not BBBJ.
2 shots, and good English discussion. They enjoyed the session as much as I did.
Next I want to try fiwfan. Browse a few profiles and end up on some Telegram channel, chatting with some random girl who shares nice pics. 2000 for one hour, at this place.
B2 Huai Khwang Premier Hotel.
[URL]https://goo.gl/maps/axLYqFrqaZR6ytY28[/URL]
Which is about 25 min ride at traffic hours. I book a scooter on Grab for 100 baht.
Arrive at the hotel, go up her room. Some young girl welcomes, maybe 21-23 years old.
Definitely different from the pictures. I think it's a pattern on fiwfans, girls post pictures of other girls they think look like them. But not really.
Anyway, the girl looks good. Great body, nice face. She has braces though, and fake boobs (with a poor job, very visible scars).
Take a shower and then get to action. Unfortunately I see very quickly that's she's inexperienced. The second she starts licking my nipples:-the.
As I understand I will have to take control. I flip her over, and I start fingering her. She's very shy. But my fingers slowly make it to her ass. I go very slow and she does not complain. I think it's her first time. I keep asking if she's ok. And she keeps saying yes. Until she gets an orgasm. Then time for me to fuck her. But she's not very active, again too newbie.
I ask her to finish me off and she's afraid I will cum in her mouth. She's young and cute, so I don't force anything and she finishes with HJ.
Definitely not the experience I was looking for, but I tried the fiwfan experience of student girls who need extra money.
I finish the night thinking I should do something that is guaranteed to make me happy. So I book a Michelin star restaurant at last minute.
I check in to Cadennce, some American Korean chef owned restaurant.
Tasting menu 14 plates, with matching cocktails (very original!
Four hours later and 10 k bahts (not cheap, but worth it), I'm ready to call it a day.
Will go back in a few days for some more experiences.
[QUOTE=John94;2649632]...
Then it takes 25 min for the bellman to pick me up from my room. What a mess...
[/QUOTE]Did my 16-day quarantine at Center Point (Ratchadamri) in 2021. Was ok, except on the day I was leaving I also waited for the bellman to pick me up. I grew fed up waiting so I packed my bags and walked out. They were not at all happy to see me walk on my own, for a minute I feared they would raise hell and put me into quarantine for another fortnight.
[QUOTE=ChimpoChinn;2649507]This is the very reason I rarely Barfine agogo girls. They have the get back to Bar as fast as possible DNA in them. Next sucker up.[/QUOTE]Which gogo bars did you have this happen at?
Did the gogo bar make you pay for both barfine AND girl up front? Never do that! You're setting yourself up for failure. The gogo girl has already been paid. There is no incentive for her to stay 2-3 hours with you for ST especially when she sees you as a tourist and you won't barfine her again. I make sure I always pay the girl directly. I don't want the gogo bars to take another 500 baht out of the cut you believe is going to the girl.
[QUOTE=John94;2649632]Definitely different from the pictures. I think it's a pattern on fiwfans, girls post pictures of other girls they think look like them. But not really.[/QUOTE]That is a mistake most noobs make when ordering online. Before I book, I always ask for the girl's LINE for a quick video chat. That separates the real girls from the Trolls.
My guess is that you talked to some guy or girl that handles all the accounts and sends the photos, then books (kind of a hostess if you will).
Few will accept to share their LINE and video, but the ones that do are real and they won't do a bait & Switch on you.
[QUOTE]Definitely not the experience I was looking for, but I tried the fiwfan experience of student girls who need extra money.[/QUOTE]These newbie students just aren't used to anything other than Vanilla sex. This is what they know, this is how most Thai guys have sex, blowjob, few positions, CIP and that's it. The girl isn't really asked or expected to do anything, the guy decides on positions and just thrusts away.
Also. Student girls needing extra money aren't looking for foreigners, at all. They are after older Thai gentlemen that will pay them handsomely for their services and use them for sex whenever they want.
Some of these gentlemen rent / buy apartments and put the girls there, so they can go anytime to have sex with them. The girls get a monthly allowance, and get to keep their young boyfriends.
These older guys just want to be treated nicely, washed, have vanilla sex with a young girl, far from the PSE sex we foreigners expect, and that's why most people are disappointed.
Great Report By the way, and I hope the Michelin Dinner included wine with each course. I liked the food but not the dining room atmosphere.
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;2649964]That is a mistake most noobs make when ordering online. Before I book, I always ask for the girl's LINE for a quick video chat. That separates the real girls from the Trolls.
My guess is that you talked to some guy or girl that handles all the accounts and sends the photos, then books (kind of a hostess if you will).
Few will accept to share their LINE and video, but the ones that do are real and they won't do a bait & Switch on you.
These newbie students just aren't used to anything other than Vanilla sex. This is what they know, this is how most Thai guys have sex, blowjob, few positions, CIP and that's it. The girl isn't really asked or expected to do anything, the guy decides on positions and just thrusts away.
Also. Student girls needing extra money aren't looking for foreigners, at all. They are after older Thai gentlemen that will pay them handsomely for their services and use them for sex whenever they want.
Some of these gentlemen rent / buy apartments and put the girls there, so they can go anytime to have sex with them. The girls get a monthly allowance, and get to keep their young boyfriends..[/QUOTE]Just want to say this is totally accurate.
Do not expect great sex with a fresh from the farm girl or a girl new to the game. They've had plenty of sex but most / all of it with a Thai BF or two that is young and clueless. That's what happens when they start having sex at 15 and stay with the same BF until they leave the village / hometown.
[QUOTE=IHeartIpa;2650190]Just want to say this is totally accurate.
Do not expect great sex with a fresh from the farm girl or a girl new to the game. They've had plenty of sex but most / all of it with a Thai BF or two that is young and clueless. That's what happens when they start having sex at 15 and stay with the same BF until they leave the village / hometown.[/QUOTE]Sometimes for variety I like the newbies from the farm. I take my time slowly lickin them. Then when they are soaking wet I slowly enter them. Once inside instead of stroking them I just push hard and harder in them for awhile. Then slowly stroke it.
I love it if they get their first big O!
Give me a young newbie from the farm anytime.
Newbies are shy and quiet. Never had one tell me time is up or to hurry it up!
Newbies from the farm make this old soft bull feel like a great cocksman again! Lol.
[QUOTE=Dg8787;2650399]Sometimes for variety I like the newbies from the farm. I take my time slowly lickin them. Then when they are soaking wet I slowly enter them. Once inside instead of stroking them I just push hard and harder in them for awhile. Then slowly stroke it.
I love it if they get their first big O!
Give me a young newbie from the farm anytime.
Newbies are shy and quiet. Never had one tell me time is up or to hurry it up!
Newbies from the farm make this old soft bull feel like a great cocksman again! Lol.[/QUOTE]Got to say I've never understood all the advanced requirements either. Fucking is not difficult. And the only thing you get with more experienced working girls is more BS.
[QUOTE=DoktorEn;2650404]Got to say I've never understood all the advanced requirements either. Fucking is not difficult. And the only thing you get with more experienced working girls is more BS.[/QUOTE]Well, this comes with the territory. I laugh at Tourists coming here and expecting their working girl to fall in love. 9/10 of these girls are in the game for the money, those that tell you they want to meet a nice gentleman are doing so because he has money (they'd never "fall in love" with a poor guy). They play the short game or the long game but it's all an act.
She's going to be all over you for a day / week / month, make you feel like a king and call you her superman. Until the next guy comes along.
Maybe I've been in Asia too long, but I never understood the need to parade your purchase all day shopping and for breakfast "the day after".
You pay for sex, have great sex, treat the girl nicely and with respect and send her on her way. She's not your GF and it's not your role to take her shopping or feed her, she has a Thai boyfriend for that (even maybe a Foreign sponsor who thinks she quit the game and works a cashiering job in a mall).
I much prefer the Asian way of mongering, no BS, no headaches and everyone knows what they are and why they are here.
[QUOTE=DoktorEn;2650404]Got to say I've never understood all the advanced requirements either. Fucking is not difficult. And the only thing you get with more experienced working girls is more BS.[/QUOTE]Newbies are less businesslike so sometimes give a much better GFE. However, sometimes they will just plain and simple be bad at sex. I stay away from the hardcore girls who have been in the game for years so I have some experience with the newbies.
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;2650448]Well, this comes with the territory. I laugh at Tourists coming here and expecting their working girl to fall in love. 9/10 of these girls are in the game for the money, those that tell you they want to meet a nice gentleman are doing so because he has money (they'd never "fall in love" with a poor guy). They play the short game or the long game but it's all an act.
She's going to be all over you for a day / week / month, make you feel like a king and call you her superman. Until the next guy comes along.
Maybe I've been in Asia too long, but I never understood the need to parade your purchase all day shopping and for breakfast "the day after".
You pay for sex, have great sex, treat the girl nicely and with respect and send her on her way. She's not your GF and it's not your role to take her shopping or feed her, she has a Thai boyfriend for that (even maybe a Foreign sponsor who thinks she quit the game and works a cashiering job in a mall).
I much prefer the Asian way of mongering, no BS, no headaches and everyone knows what they are and why they are here.[/QUOTE]I don't pay for sex anywhere, anytime. I pay gals to go away after I am done.
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;2650448]Well, this comes with the territory. I laugh at Tourists coming here and expecting their working girl to fall in love. 9/10 of these girls are in the game for the money, those that tell you they want to meet a nice gentleman are doing so because he has money (they'd never "fall in love" with a poor guy). They play the short game or the long game but it's all an act.
She's going to be all over you for a day / week / month, make you feel like a king and call you her superman. Until the next guy comes along.
Maybe I've been in Asia too long, but I never understood the need to parade your purchase all day shopping and for breakfast "the day after".
You pay for sex, have great sex, treat the girl nicely and with respect and send her on her way. She's not your GF and it's not your role to take her shopping or feed her, she has a Thai boyfriend for that (even maybe a Foreign sponsor who thinks she quit the game and works a cashiering job in a mall).
I much prefer the Asian way of mongering, no BS, no headaches and everyone knows what they are and why they are here.[/QUOTE]Personally I like the GFE part of it. I've certainly fallen in love or thought that I have but with experience that has passed and now I just enjoy the company of the girl and eat breakfast, lunch, dinner with the girl, take her shopping and just explore BKK with her. I feel like the sex is better this way and long run I save money.
Well technically started in Phuket with some girl I picked up on TF (Thai Friendly app).
First time I used this app. Made clear in my profile I was looking for ST and shared my LINE ID. A few girls contacted me, but only one was next to my hotel in Phuket.
1000 + 500 taxi ride. I asked if I could take a video of the session and she agreed for 500 more.
The girl was older than in her pictures, and definitely not a model. But BBBJ was excellent, and I will be able to watch this later when I miss Thailand.
Next stop in Bangkok I return to Analissa Massage. I was texting Poppy (with which I had a session last week) for a few days and we had scheduled another 4 hand tantra glory hole, with another lady, Teya, that she recommended.
Teya is pretty, good English, but no boobs. She came with a selection of strap on toys. But I gently declined, trusting her fingers better.
The session was very chatty, as they both had good English. And we keep making jokes and laughing. While being very naughty. They can both do FS, but their specialty is PM and HJ. 2 shots, with nice massage. Definitely a good combo Poppy + Teya.
Next up I try another Michelin star 80/20. I was not so impressed to be honest compared to the previous one (see previous report). Was original, some good plates but a bit too spicy and service was a bit rushed. 5 k.
That leaves me time to think about my next smooci pick. I hesitate with a nice ladyboy (Miranda) but I end up booking Bam [URL]https://smooci.com/escorts/IsxIn2[/URL]#.
She calls me to ask if she can come a bit later, sure.
She comes around 10 pm and she looks like her photos (a bit older, maybe 3-4 years). She's actually 32, not 25.
She tells me that even though she shared her real age on smooci, they put a different one, she's not sure why.
She has a very pretty face, maybe the prettiest of all smooci escorts. Great English. We actually spent more than one hour talking (which I did not mind). We shared about our lives, she's a strong personality, but looking to please client.
We take a shower together, then time for BBBJ. She wants FS but I ask her to keep BBBJ. After I complete, she says with a sneaky smile "I know why you don't want FS, you enjoy more BJ ". This is the type of interaction you get with Bam, like a real GF.
We then spend time looking at other smooci profiles, she shares with me that all her reviews are real. And she tells me about the bad reviews she got. Some horror stories about Indian dudes who invited her in their apt full of cockroaches, or some other guy who had a sick dick and she did not want to suck him. Both left bad reviews, and nothing she could do about it. She did not know that fake reviews were possible on smooci.
Before you know it, it was already 2 hours.
She also did not. Know about this forum. And was getting anxious about possible things I would write about her. I told her that it's up to her. And she answered "do as you. Please."
BTW, her body is curvy. With plenty of tattoos.
If you book her, she's the real girl next door. As cute as it gets, but with the body of a regular 32 year old woman who does not spend time at the gym.
For me her face, smile, personality and great English conversation made up for it. My best experience on smooci so far, and probably of all the girls is booked in Thailand. But it's personal taste.
Next report coming up soon. If ATM does not block my card.
So I start my day excited because I booked Kaede, the top masseuse at Mitu for 2 pm.
Just enough time to check out the gym, enjoy the pool and light lunch.
Kaede has a great body, and her face is half Indian / half Thai origin.
She's very professional from start to finish. She definitely does a great job at licking every other part of the body, and trying some positions I did not even think of.
I guess it's perfect Nuru massage. Except that she's a bit too pro / mechanic. From the fake moaning to the loud kissing, I have a hard time connecting with her. The second pop did not happen even though she tried hard for 10 minutes after session was over (very pro). 6 k, certainly top experience. But I would not go back again. Need something more "natural".
Next stop is legit massage place 15 minutes walk, called FootMaster. You guess it. They specialize in foot massage.
I actually walked by the week before, but they were full. A good sign.
This time I book a 60 min foot reflexology massage with a senior therapist (700 baht, double the usual rate).
I did 100's of foot massage in my life in many countries, included Thailand. But this one was something else. My therapist Pat (man) was 50+ and he was just "magical" at finding pressure points in my feet that I did not know existed. I suffered like hell during the massage. But he fixed my feet for real. I don't think I'll ever have a better foot massage in my life again. Try him if you stop by.
I have a couple hours before my 7 pm reservation at 2* Michelin are Haan.
I decide to try some fiwfan based on recommendations from a fellow member (thanks!
I decide to try Nan and I book her through LINE.
[URL]https://www.fiwfans.com/sideline/406rae5lvkw0xzzk6[/URL]
It's another shady motel, about 15 min scooter ride from central Bangkok. Clearly these motels are only used by hookers. It screams left and right on every floor and walls are razor thin. There's a tiny aquarium full of turtles in the lobby, so creepy.
I enter the room. Walls are falling apart because of humidity, very creepy.
Nan looks exactly like her pictures. Great body, cute face, basic English. Shower, usual BBBJ and positions. But for me, it was like playing with one of these expensive silicone dolls you can buy.
Looking at her reviews, you can understand that Thai folks are all over her. But for seasoned western folks. That's I think too "sterile". 1300/40 min. I left after 20.
That's my second fiwfan and reading other reports I think it's how it is for the locals. You can try it, it's cheap. But it's always the same scripted story, not surprise. I enjoyed way more the more expensive escort girls from agencies.
Time for my Michelin dinner, 3rd of the week. I kept the best for last (two stars). Well, quite an experience. Definitely extremely good, I think most dishes were presented with some unique artistic attention. I took a couple cocktails and bill was $6 k / 2 hours / too much food. I think this one was very close to Cadence in terms of food quality, better for artistic presentation but Cadence wins for service.
So I'm super full and take a Grab back to hotel.
As I enter I count the last bills I have in my pocket. I just paid cash the restaurant. 1300 baht is all that's left.
Now I remember that's exactly the price of BJ at 7 Heaven which is 5 min walk. How is that not a sign? Even though I'm tired and not sure I have another shot in me. I can't resist.
Before going I quickly search reports of fellow mongers. Jane and Dear come up (thanks!
I enter the shop. Very limited line up of 5 girls, and mandatory masks because of omicron. Lucky me, Dear is around.
I give my last 1300 baht and up we go.
Dear is super cute, but no boobs. Or I should say no fake boobs.
But oh boy. What a BBBJ she gives me. She does not use her hands at all. But she knows what she's doing. And even though I'm super tired, she manages to make me CIM.
Definitely recommended. Some expertise. And she's super nice.
Not sure what I will do for my last day. Stay tuned.
I had hoped this weekend would see The Great Wildlife Migration of girls in their provinces during the New Years week holiday back to Bangkok. But it was not to be.
Have to assume the reports and rumors of Omicron / Covid upticks kept most of them in their home provinces. The 3 most delightfully doable bargirls I have seen regularly over the past few months did not return to Bangkok and said they might not do so for several weeks. We'll see.
The bar and walking traffic was very light tonight, Friday night. Most bars in the lower Sukhumvit area were closing by 9 pm. Only a few sidewalk cart bars remained open on Soi 7 along with one or two cheater bars on Soi 4 and a couple of bars on Soi Cowboy with a few girls hanging around as late as 10 pm. Maybe 5-6 real females were in front of Thermae at the 9 pm hour.
I don't know what the scene was like after 10 pm because I was back in my apartment to meet a long time and pre Covid online regular for a lovely and satisfying Short Time by then.