Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2640679]JJbee.

The 2 are HK girls, top or not depending on your preferences. They are popular and in high demands.

1,000 pesos is $50 in current exchange rate. That is about 1/4 what old, ugly, skanky, tattooed ghetto hoes in US would charge for a session. Why are you saying it's too high? You will never find such nice, clean girls in Colombia in such good shape for $50. I had a session with Camilla from Parque Lleras for 200 M Cops, or $50, but her pussy was extremely stinky, had to get rid of her quickly.

The dozen women I saw at La Isla and New Life casa were huge, lumpy, tattooed, looking grotesque. Don't know how they sell any sex.[/QUOTE]First thing, for about $200 in the US (depending on your location) you can easily find clean, attractive, reasonably 25-35 women for sex. The old, skanky, etc you're describing typically can be found for $100 or less, again depending on your location.

The reason I'm saying $50 for those girls is too high, is because you're comparing those 2 girls to Medellin girls, not US girls. You're also comparing the girls who you consider top at HK to 1 girl you picked up, in the worst area to pick up a girl, in Medellin (for price and quality).

As for never finding girls like the ones you are touting for $50 in Medellin, I agree. Those girls are $15 all day, every day if you put them in Medellin.

You're saying I will never find such nice clean girls in Colombia in such good shape for $50? I have found many over the past 7 years in Colombia, and over the past 5 years in Medellin. I have no problem finding them. I even stopped looking for them, but they still find me. All I need to do is post that I'm landing in Medellin and within 24 hours, over 20 women (clean, nice, in good or better shape, prettier, lower mileage and probably younger) will have asked me if they can come and see me. Unfortunately, I don't have time to see most of them.

Medellin is not Tijuana. That's the core issue you have with it. Tijuana, you cross the border, have a taxi take you to HK and you can sort through the girls, pick the one you want and get down to business. If that's the environment you want, you should have stayed at the Mansion. The pool of girls is smaller, but at least you're doing a fair comparison.

You went in with only minimal research and didn't have the success you expected. That's to be expected. However, instead of recognizing you didn't do your homework and didn't properly prepare, you decided that everyone in Colombia is a fat, ugly, stinky thief. That's your choice, but it isn't accurate and only makes you look bad, since the majority who visit Medellin have a completely different opinion.

The only thing accurate about your description of Colombian women are the tattoos. They do like their tattoos, and many of the tattoos are poorly done. Tattoos don't bother me. In this age I expect most women to have at least 1.

You saw a dozen women at La Isla? At 7 pm? That's 7 pm when there are almost no customers and no girls. It wasn't 1 am when the place is jam packed and there are 100 girls. I imagine, if I picked the worst possible time to visit HK, I'd probably have the same opinion, except I would recognize that my bad timing does not give a fair assessment.

[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2640658]What I don't understand is why we are attacking Solo and defending chicas stealing from mongers. Yes, we should all be aware and we are all responsible for caring for our belongings. But having expectations that this is what hookers do? Attacking him for his report and simultaneously defending the thieves is lunacy.[/QUOTE]Nobody is defending hoes. It is just that everyone else realizes that it comes with the territory but he seems oblivious to this. It is like he has been a snake charmer all these years, but is all of a sudden surprised and taken a back when a couple of snakes bite.

There is a 1973 movie called The Mack where a trick goes to see a hooker after work on a Friday. He is in the bathtub and she is fully clothed talking about all the things she is going to do to him. (Don't take your clothes off until her clothes are off!) He is closing his eyes relaxing and she is busy stealing his paycheck money out of his pocket. She sneaks out and when he realizes she is gone, he runs outside naked yelling for help about how she just ripped him off and how his wife is going to kill him with the whole neighborhood looking on and laughing.

That movie is an example of how the game really goes. This is real street shit. For some reason some mongers choose to see it as the movie Pretty Woman instead, where they can ride off into the sunset with the hooker with the heart of gold.

Yes you should have expectations that hookers steal, the same way you should have expectations that snakes bite. Again, it comes with the territory, and thinking it does not or should not is just plain naive.

Hi everyone,

I'm glad I found this gem of a site and look forward to being a long term member. I'm planning my first mongering trip to Medellin sometime in March or April and just wondering if anyone else is going to be down there or also planning a trip. I've been doing a lot of research on here and also on tinder getting some girls contact info. I'm 26 and have no problem getting ladies here in the states but I wouldn't mind to have someone that knows the ropes that I could possibly meet up with while I'm down there.

How many times have you read posts or know mongers who had things stolen in Tijuana?

How many times in Colombia?

Nobody is defending WG. It is just that everyone else realizes that it comes with the territory but he seems oblivious to this. It is like he has been a snake charmer all these years, but is all of a sudden surprised and taken a back when a couple of snakes bite.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2640671]El Moreno.

I know a beautiful Mexican civi girl in Guadalajara. Invited her to a vacation in Mazatlan but she declined, said mazatlan is full of putas, she would never go there.

Mazatlan is on my radar for a combined trip of fishing and hooking putas.

So where do we find putas in Mazatlan?[/QUOTE]Not by asking the Medellin section. Why not ask in one of the Mexico sections.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2640679]JJbee.

The 2 are HK girls, top or not depending on your preferences. They are popular and in high demands.

1,000 pesos is $50 in current exchange rate. That is about 1/4 what old, ugly, skanky, tattooed ghetto hoes in US would charge for a session. Why are you saying it's too high? You will never find such nice, clean girls in Colombia in such good shape for $50. I had a session with Camilla from Parque Lleras for 200 M Cops, or $50, but her pussy was extremely stinky, had to get rid of her quickly.

The dozen women I saw at La Isla and New Life casa were huge, lumpy, tattooed, looking grotesque. Don't know how they sell any sex.[/QUOTE]Man,

Give it up. So there's 2 chicas out of 200-300 at HK (that may not be your so-called "top tier" chicas) that may do a 30 minute session for $50. And you generalize every chica in Medellin by your view of 12 chicas at La Isla. I'm sorry. That's just stupid. You love HK. It's where you're comfortable. Just drop it at this point.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2640679]... You will never find such nice, clean girls in Colombia in such good shape for $50.[/QUOTE]I think you should have inserted "IMO" before that statement. I have been with many ladies for 200 mil and less in Medellin that look much better than the ones in the photos you posted, and they were clean and nice.

[QUOTE=FunLuvr;2640833]I think you should have inserted "IMO" before that statement. I have been with many ladies for 200 mil and less in Medellin that look much better than the ones in the photos you posted, and they were clean and nice.[/QUOTE]I think it is a language thing.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2640731]Let's face it, your days in Medellin are an x-rated Keystone Kops show. That's the way you like it and it makes for interesting reading.[/QUOTE]I don't see myself quite as bumbling as Keystone Kops. More like Charlie Chaplain. Yes, I enjoy my lifestyle. I've had more happiness in Medellin in the past couple of years, than my entire preceding life, which wasn't that bad BTW.

I am documenting a journey, and I will put my mistakes out there right next to the endless stream of gorgeous chicas. Everyone in my family knows my epitaph will read, "If I Die Tomorrow, I Die a Happy Man. ".

There are a TON of people in Medellin who view a moto (scooter) as the missing piece of the puzzle to their financial independence, and not just for Rappi. Your contact is obviously a very astute businessman and deserves mucho respeto and props. I love hearing about successful business stories in MDE such as his.

When you live life like I do, then there is no choice other than, Keep On Keepin' On!

Maybe that should be my epitaph instead of "Happy Man" above? Get bigger tombstone, use both. Jajajaja.

Two old random gratuitous fotos.

I'll give you Keystone Kops around these two sisters I banged in Cucuta. I had to jump out of a second story balcony and do a tuck and roll onto fortunately some thick and soft St. Augustine grass to escape their three friends who were pulling in the front and coming up to rob me or worse. I fucked the sisters brains out first for three days, and they were hawt as fuck. Since I got away unscathed, worth it! Jajajaja.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2640715]I think it is a good thing that you point out the fake profiles. He would not have posted the profiles if he knew they were fakes. MB is one of the most generous guy I know here that share information publicly or via PMs so I don't think he is bragging in that sense.[/QUOTE]Thank you Nance, your contributions to this thread have been above and beyond. I consider you to be in the top five Centro experts and you have certainly giving me great info on that account.

[QUOTE=Beobeo;2640691]Exactly I don't post catfish pics or profile. #7 pix is also Catfish, she's an instagram model you can google search her pix.

And why would I care about you sucking on Kate's titties? You're not the first and won't be the last. I'm sure there are plenty of guys on this forum that had their fun with her, so did I.

I read those previous post about dudes bashing Medellin vs Tijuana. I've been to both places and prefer Medellin over Tijuana any day, I have friend that live in San Diego and also liking Medellin better than Tijuana. I'm just calling you out for bragging about Catfish profiles, that's like false advertising.[/QUOTE]I am not going to get in a pissing contest with you. You can think what you want to think. I do not care. The point of posting the photos was not to "brag". I am not going to brag about chicas I paid to fuck when any guy who has money can fuck them also. The post was in reponse to a guy who said that all the women in Medellin were fat and ugly, and that beautiful women in Medellin were a "myth". Did I accidently post a photo from a profile that was catfishing? Not on purpose. I posted the profile so others would know. I post on here to help other people find quality chicas, if you do not want to recieve what I say as positive, I do not care.

The fact is I have a mailbox full of two types of messages. One is from BMs who do not like that I share photos of hot Medellin FB photos beause they want to keep the base of clientel small. But I know how large it is already because I have been monitoring the FB scene in Medellin for years and I see all the Mongers in the chicas friends lists and in my 'people you may know' feed. The few guys I help our are not going make a big difference. The second kind of messages that are in my inbox are thank yous from guys who have had excellent trips to Medellin becuase I helped them.

To your comment about number 7 being a catfish. I call bullshit. I could be wrong but I doubt it. Number one; there is really no such thing as an "Instagram Model". There are attractive or interesting people who amass enough followers to gain sponsorship and become "influencers" but it is not like Instagram is hiring models. Some influencers get paid and some just get free shit from thier sponsors. Number of social media followers in Medellin doesn't mean they are not working girls. There are working girls in Medellin who have tens of thousands of social media followers, but they are working girls not instagram models. I think once upon a time this discussion came up and it was Mr. E who said for a chica in Medellin to have thousands of followers is like having thousands of dollars in Monopoly money - it des not pay the bills. In Medellin, hell in Bello alone there are dirt poor chicas walking around that are just as attractive as any Kardashian–Jenner family member - that is a fact whether you believe it or not. So why don't you show a photo of her with products from her sponsors?

But in the meantime I will show you photos of her in Medellin and a photo of her posing with other chicas in my FB friends list that are from Medellin and have fansOnly pages. (I could also show you photos of chicas that have fanso0nly pages that I have fucked but its not worth my time to get too deep into this) Now if you doubt that the photos I am about to post are the same chica. Then you have to explain how they have the same tatoos.

In the photo of the group of girls, our girl had pink hair. Just in front of her is a blond and I will post a photo of that same blonde where you see behind her out the window that tall buildng sitting near the base of a steep mountain. A lot of regular visitors to Medellin recognize as a telltale sign of Medellin and the Aburr Valley.

Then just for the fuck of it I will post some photos that I did take myself.

I have only seen one report about how travelers are actually required to show their proof of vaccine. The BM said that he had to show it at the airport to get his boarding pass and that he had to do something related to it on checkmig the Colombian online immigration form. Anyone had any recent experience with this they can share? You can either respond here but if you do not want to clutter the reports thread or you can post it in my thread "Colombia / Travel Coronavirus Updates" which is under the User Blogs section of the Colombia Forum, its where I will post the info once I get it anyway.

You answered your own question. You have to present your vaccination at your airline's departure check in and again at immigration when you arrive. The check migracion online landing card has been in place for several months. The list of questions related to health status has changed from time to time but the requirement to complete it as a condition of entry is not new.

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2640895]I have only seen one report about how travelers are actually required to show their proof of vaccine. The BM said that he had to show it at the airport to get his boarding pass and that he had to do something related to it on checkmig the Colombian online immigration form. Anyone had any recent experience with this they can share? You can either respond here but if you do not want to clutter the reports thread or you can post it in my thread "Colombia / Travel Coronavirus Updates" which is under the User Blogs section of the Colombia Forum, its where I will post the info once I get it anyway.[/QUOTE]

Capt. I've enjoyed your posts. I don't agree with this one but I like to keep an open mind. Are you basing this statement on something beyond your Parque Lleras and New Life experiences mentioned in the post? This is not an attempt to dispute or convince you of anything. I honestly want to understand where you are coming from.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2640679]JJbee.

The 2 are HK girls, top or not depending on your preferences. They are popular and in high demands.

1,000 pesos is $50 in current exchange rate. That is about 1/4 what old, ugly, skanky, tattooed ghetto hoes in US would charge for a session. Why are you saying it's too high? You will never find such nice, clean girls in Colombia in such good shape for $50. I had a session with Camilla from Parque Lleras for 200 M Cops, or $50, but her pussy was extremely stinky, had to get rid of her quickly.

The dozen women I saw at La Isla and New Life casa were huge, lumpy, tattooed, looking grotesque. Don't know how they sell any sex.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AndrewMn;2640799]Hi everyone,

I'm glad I found this gem of a site and look forward to being a long term member. I'm planning my first mongering trip to Medellin sometime in March or April and just wondering if anyone else is going to be down there or also planning a trip. I've been doing a lot of research on here and also on tinder getting some girls contact info. I'm 26 and have no problem getting ladies here in the states but I wouldn't mind to have someone that knows the ropes that I could possibly meet up with while I'm down there.[/QUOTE]Welcome! Just one small morsel of advice. Colombia is very Catholic. Holy Week (Semana Santa) is likely to be dead as hell. So make your plans so that you aren't here during Easter week.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2640679]JJbee.

The 2 are HK girls, top or not depending on your preferences. They are popular and in high demands.

1,000 pesos is $50 in current exchange rate. That is about 1/4 what old, ugly, skanky, tattooed ghetto hoes in US would charge for a session. Why are you saying it's too high? You will never find such nice, clean girls in Colombia in such good shape for $50. I had a session with Camilla from Parque Lleras for 200 M Cops, or $50, but her pussy was extremely stinky, had to get rid of her quickly.

The dozen women I saw at La Isla and New Life casa were huge, lumpy, tattooed, looking grotesque. Don't know how they sell any sex.[/QUOTE]I'll add some more color to the equation. You are reporting your experiences in December? You know the girls go on a spree last half of November and first week of December. The best looking girls have made their Christmas bounty by then and are off to spend the next three weeks with their families. The girls that are still working are generally the less desirables that are still trying to make enough to buy all the presents they want to give. I can't say for sure but I would expect that you didn't come at the best time to optimize your experience.