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[QUOTE=Uncle Volodya]I will be in Pattaya next month and will be checking out DD.
I'd like to reserve the girls for a threesome beforehand. Thinking of doing Jar and Joy.
Jar looks very cute form her profile pics. But a maybe a little too good. Any chance that he is a she (aka LB)?
I'll be in Patts for over a week and ChangMai for a few days too. Promise to post![/QUOTE]I was DD last week and found the whole thing a bit disappointing. It all seemed very choreographed to me. I was shagging one girl mish style when I asked to change and shag the other one doggy. As soon as I was in, the first girl was laying back in front of us fingering herself and apparently in the throes of an orgasm. This sort of "porn acting" went on and I found it difficult to cum, but eventually managed!
I don't want to put anyone off the place, perhaps it's just not my thing.
I'll give you another tip on Pattaya. I was on Beach road one evening last week and a storm was brewing up. I decided to sit on a vacant "seat" and watch the girls for a while. I was not there too long when an old granny came up to me and started pointing to the tree over my head. I looked up and it was full of coconuts! If one of those things had of fallen off, I'd be writing this from the fires of hell!
I later understood that it's a standard joke among Thais that "stupid falangs" sit under coconut trees on windy days!
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Guys,
Two of my friends are visiting Pattaya next weekend. Too bad I can't join them (have blown my finances after a recent trip to German FKK clubs) this time. The rains at this time, the smiles and the girls gyrating wildly at lucifer/tony/mixx are still vivid memories of my last trip. Picked up a half Chinese half thai girl at TONYs last time and she was great. Oooh Pattaya I will miss you but I do hope my friends have a great time.
Any new leads I might give them?
[QUOTE=Forced Hand]I was DD last week and found the whole thing a bit disappointing. It all seemed very choreographed to me. I was shagging one girl mish style when I asked to change and shag the other one doggy. As soon as I was in, the first girl was laying back in front of us fingering herself and apparently in the throes of an orgasm. This sort of "porn acting" went on and I found it difficult to cum, but eventually managed!
I don't want to put anyone off the place, perhaps it's just not my thing.
I'll give you another tip on Pattaya. I was on Beach road one evening last week and a storm was brewing up. I decided to sit on a vacant "seat" and watch the girls for a while. I was not there too long when an old granny came up to me and started pointing to the tree over my head. I looked up and it was full of coconuts! If one of those things had of fallen off, I'd be writing this from the fires of hell!
I later understood that it's a standard joke among Thais that "stupid falangs" sit under coconut trees on windy days![/QUOTE]Wow! Great tip! Never would have thought of that. I also heard the same about Durian trees. Thanks for the heads up! LOL
[QUOTE=Big Daddy 1906][url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1287193/Thousands-British-men-fuel-Thailand-sex-trade--whos-exploiting-who.html[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for posting. I wouldn't even be surprised if the cow that wrote this didn't even go to Pattaya. "Nothing else to do besides sex and psycho shooting" my ass!"
Obviously there are much nicer Beach spots. The beach isn't that great here. But there is a lot of very cool stuff here as well. The food is great and one million Year old Rock Park is great fun. Koh Larn is also lovely.
I'd like to check out Monkey Island in July. Has anyone been?
[QUOTE=Uncle Volodya]I will be in Pattaya next month and will be checking out DD.
I'd like to reserve the girls for a threesome beforehand. Thinking of doing Jar and Joy.
Jar looks very cute form her profile pics. But a maybe a little too good. Any chance that he is a she (aka LB)?
I'll be in Patts for over a week and ChangMai for a few days too. Promise to post![/QUOTE]
Jar is all woman - atleast when I was with her in November.
Enjoy,
Junior
[QUOTE=Junior]Jar is all woman - atleast when I was with her in November.
Enjoy,
Junior[/QUOTE]Many thanks. I can't wait to hit DD!
[QUOTE=Forced Hand]I later understood that it's a standard joke among Thais that "stupid falangs" sit under coconut trees on windy days![/QUOTE]
Apparently statistically in Thailand you're more likely to get hit by a coconut than lightning. There's also a factoid going around that almost as many people die of coconut hits as snakebites, which might be true since fatal snakebites are actually pretty rare these days in Thailand.
Also be careful of parking your car on Beach Road. One coconut can do an impressive amount of damage!
[QUOTE=Forced Hand]I was DD last week and found the whole thing a bit disappointing. It all seemed very choreographed to me...
... I don't want to put anyone off the place, perhaps it's just not my thing...[/QUOTE]
That's also what I think about the Eden Club (a choreographed and somehow "mechanical" performance) in Bangkok, but the concept is great and it's something that every monger should experiment at least once in his life if he has the opportunity to go to Bangkok (Eden Club) or Pattaya (Devil's Den).
[QUOTE=Goyave]That's also what I think about the Eden Club (a choreographed and somehow "mechanical" performance) in Bangkok, but the concept is great and it's something that every monger should experiment at least once in his life if he has the opportunity to go to Bangkok (Eden Club) or Pattaya (Devil's Den).[/QUOTE]
I do agree with you. Personally I don’t hv any complain against DD. They r professional and the girls r very eager to please their customer, as the way they know. If somebody hv any fantasies they can try.
For me I found the place to enjoy own fantasies (unfortunately I don’t hv lot). I know the place is not a dating site and never been expecting girl(s) will be act like GF. They r honest to their job and I’m amazed to seeing their eagerness to comply the male satisfaction.
[QUOTE=Goyave]That's also what I think about the Eden Club (a choreographed and somehow "mechanical" performance) in Bangkok, but the concept is great and it's something that every monger should experiment at least once in his life if he has the opportunity to go to Bangkok (Eden Club) or Pattaya (Devil's Den).[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but it is the McDonald's of depravity and there is a value in the certainty that you will be subjected to some of the most perverse and socially unacceptable sexual practices known to mankind.
I indulge every time I visit LOS. Can't get a combo BBBJ and rimjob in my country.
[QUOTE=Pointy Stick]Yeah, but it is the McDonald's of depravity and there is a value in the certainty that you will be subjected to some of the most perverse and socially unacceptable sexual practices known to mankind.
I indulge every time I visit LOS. Can't get a combo BBBJ and rimjob in my country.[/QUOTE]
I love the Devil's Den as well! I am a ST fan, and think the girls there have the absolute best attitude, I mean where else can you tell a girl you want to fuck her in ass, while the other girl fucks her pussy with a dildo and then cum on their faces....OK...maybe some other places in Pattaya, but I still love the place! I visit every trip, at least once.
You also don't have to get the "Standard Show", you tell the girls what you want and they will give it to you...even if you are as depraved as I am.
Unfortunately, Eden has went way down hill in recent years, and I no longer visit when in Bangkok. Last time I stopped in several months ago, it had just opened and there wasn't a single doable girl in the place...IMHO.
I am looking forward to Tum & Ning in just a few more days!
DVEight!
[QUOTE=Betong]Apparently statistically in Thailand you're more likely to get hit by a coconut than lightning. There's also a factoid going around that almost as many people die of coconut hits as snakebites, which might be true since fatal snakebites are actually pretty rare these days in Thailand.
Also be careful of parking your car on Beach Road. One coconut can do an impressive amount of damage![/QUOTE]
Since being here I have been confronted with 5 snakes, 4 which were in my front yard, 2 were small Cobras around 20 inches the other 2, I'm not sure but nevertheless, they all had their heads cut off by me. I hate snakes like most people but lucky LBM no snakebite. The fifth encounter was just last week coming back from Sattihip I had to pull over on my bike in a open field with a bunch of bushes in front of Sukhumvit and take a much needed [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] as I was pissing and my eyes rolling around how damn good it felt I look down and there it was a snake, larges I have seen in Thailand alive ( most are smashed dead on the roads ) the back end of the body moving away and digging into the ground. I pretty much [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] all over my leg.
When it thurders I can't wait to get out to ride so that I would get struck by a large thurder bolt. The neighbors think I'm crazy and now your telling me I have a better chance of getting hit by a coconut? Shit I'm going down to Beach Rd, right now and sit under the tallest Coconut tree while I'm watching the Freelancer. This way I know I'll get more of the attention and if one doesn't take me out at least I'll be at a ST, room getting my little coconut licked and suck?
LBM, just my 2 cents or snakes and coconuts!
[QUOTE=Uncle Volodya]Thanks for posting. I wouldn't even be surprised if the cow that wrote this didn't even go to Pattaya. "Nothing else to do besides sex and psycho shooting" my ass!"[/QUOTE]Seemed a pretty fair article to me. Could have been a lot worse...
We may not like to admit it, but that is pretty much what goes on in Pattaya...
Fantasy Island it is not.