Hong Kong Club Reports

Arrived early for the 2016 Chica VIP Night and get a table to be comfortable. One of my favorite lesbian chicas was with a girl. They both sat down. She said this was a special night. I agreed. Its going to be crowded and I had the perfect location. She said no, this is a special night for you. She want to share her girl friend with me. She said it would be a two for one special. I replied, no shit! Why me? She said, you are a regular and she wanted to make her girl friend upset who was sitting across the way. When I returned, the best seats were gone. Sorry guys, I left early. There is always next year!

I got in HK at about 8 PM. Lots of good-looking girls already packed into the club sitting on their asses, cheering for their friends.

Deep shit DJ Chay was announcing and introducing the 16 "participants." HK built a long gang plank covered in red carpet for the girls to walk from the limousine through the front door, passed the meat pole in the center of the room, onto Pista Norte.

5 judges sat on an elevated table across the stage, all older guys none of whom I know in the club.

The girls sure prepared to make sure they nail the contest this year. Some passed out brightly-colored caps; some passed out flags or pictures of themselves, like Ali in the pic. They did elaborate dances, some with whole body painted, some with fire on stage, or with pyrotechnics, some with actors dressed in hooded monk's garb, one in S&M act with a guy dressed up in leather, chain and spiked face mask, showing a big bulge in his crotch. The putas were having a good time giggling about his big tool.

Ali got a lot of cheers from her puta friends. There was a tall, very good-looking girl from Mexicali I have never seen in the club before. My favorite stripper was a petite girl who danced a spirited Samba routine in a jungle setting.

I was hiding from security, doing some recording of strippers on stage, but the dumb meseros ratted on me. Security guy made me put the camera away at customer service, imploring me not to record again ever.

There were fewer people in the club than years passed. A civie in her early 30's with a pretty face, wearing white jean, was drinking with her friends on the balcony. She was checking me out. I liked the nice, clean, sexy, exotic ways she looked in her civi clothes. But I rethought the whole process of charming her all night, may be getting her to go at the end of the contest, then without clothes, most likely she will show her droopy boobs and saggy ass, which would definitely kill off my boner. So it's a surer thing to invest the time and money in the naked HK chicas with known good assets.

Meanwhile a lesbian show was going all night on Pista Sud and nobody bothered to watch!

I did not stay to the end to find out who won, leaving at about 11 PM. The bros who stayed should advise us who won, and what she did to win the contest, besides blowing the ugly, retarded judges bareback all week. Hehe.

[QUOTE=Jackie888;1882005]OK, 'fess up a report. I was planning to go for the 1st time. Organized everything the day before to get out of work by noon. Ended leaving work at 7:30 pm instead and was too tired to go. So tell us what you saw.[/QUOTE]I will sum it all up in one word. BLAH. The place was crowded, but not too crowded, you can still move around. There was nothing special on the dance stage, solo dancers, mix couples, butterfly, sword balancing, neon paint. Sol and her click by the bar rooting for alina, bunch on people on 2nd floor rooting for aly. I can't remember who won and really didn't care. The challeger they gave away looked like the same one they gave away for the stripper vip. Maybe it's just me, but I no longer get excited in HK. The regular girls still trying to get me to take them up, those that I have taken up, still give me the stare of death be / see I won't repeat, and the maseros still groping me for tips. Haven't been there in a couple of months when last I took a girl there and probably won't be back for a very long time. I have more fun outside of the bars now. You didn't miss anything special. You made the right call and stayed home.

[QUOTE=SaltShaker;1882176]Arrived early for the 2016 Chica VIP Night and get a table to be comfortable. One of my favorite lesbian chicas was with a girl. They both sat down. She said this was a special night. I agreed. Its going to be crowded and I had the perfect location. She said no, this is a special night for you. She want to share her girl friend with me. She said it would be a two for one special. I replied, no shit! Why me? She said, you are a regular and she wanted to make her girl friend upset who was sitting across the way. When I returned, the best seats were gone. Sorry guys, I left early. There is always next year![/QUOTE]Oh well. I did have fun anyway.

I thought that was quite a large production for a bar, sure beats the boring Vegas strip clubs with their old saggy hos.

There's only 1 Dodge Challenger parked in front of the club, allegedly the prize for the best HK Stripper of the Year. What other Challenger?

If the dumb meseros keep groping you, that's positive proofs that you possess sex appeals. Of the wrong kinds. Hehe.

[QUOTE=AnonX69;1882257]I will sum it all up in one word. BLAH.

The challeger they gave away looked like the same one they gave away for the stripper vip. Maybe it's just me, but I no longer get excited in HK. the maseros still groping me for tips.[/QUOTE]If you enjoy old, ugly, toothless hos, high on crack, at the Playboy club, that's more power to you. But suggesting Jackie to stay home can be a health hazard, as he may break his arm and wear out his right palm. Hehe.

[QUOTE=AnonX69;1882257] I have more fun outside of the bars now. You didn't miss anything special. You made the right call and stayed home.[/QUOTE]

The contest opened with a beautiful girl stripping while suspending herself in the air with 2 long white silk banners hanging from the ceiling.

That was a very sensuous, beautiful, erotic but artistic dance I have ever seen, definitely a few cuts above the stupid Vegas shows aimed at the Walmart class. I was filming that dance until the security gorillas grabbed my cam.

There were 4 or 5 HK cameramen taking pictures and filming the strip dances, but like previous years, they don't make the films available to the public. Perhaps they have been instructed to save all those films and images for the boss to jack off to exclusively. Hehe?

I would like to find out about that artist who did that superb air dance. Any bros have movie clips or contact info for her please advise.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1882252]I got in HK at about 8 PM. Lots of good-looking girls already packed into the club sitting on their asses, cheering for their friends.

Deep shit DJ Chay was announcing and introducing the 16 "participants." HK built a long gang plank covered in red carpet for the girls to walk from the limousine through the front door, passed the meat pole in the center of the room, onto Pista Norte.

5 judges sat on an elevated table across the stage, all older guys none of whom I know in the club.

The girls sure prepared to make sure they nail the contest this year. Some passed out brightly-colored caps; some passed out flags or pictures of themselves, like Ali in the pic. They did elaborate dances, some with whole body painted, some with fire on stage, or with pyrotechnics, some with actors dressed in hooded monk's garb, one in S&M act with a guy dressed up in leather, chain and spiked face mask, showing a big bulge in his crotch. The putas were having a good time giggling about his big tool.

Ali got a lot of cheers from her puta friends. There was a tall, very good-looking girl from Mexicali I have never seen in the club before. My favorite stripper was a petite girl who danced a spirited Samba routine in a jungle setting.

I was hiding from security, doing some recording of strippers on stage, but the dumb meseros ratted on me. Security guy made me put the camera away at customer service, imploring me not to record again ever.

There were fewer people in the club than years passed. A civie in her early 30's with a pretty face, wearing white jean, was drinking with her friends on the balcony. She was checking me out. I liked the nice, clean, sexy, exotic ways she looked in her civi clothes. But I rethought the whole process of charming her all night, may be getting her to go at the end of the contest, then without clothes, most likely she will show her droopy boobs and saggy ass, which would definitely kill off my boner. So it's a surer thing to invest the time and money in the naked HK chicas with known good assets.

Meanwhile a lesbian show was going all night on Pista Sud and nobody bothered to watch!

I did not stay to the end to find out who won, leaving at about 11 PM. The bros who stayed should advise us who won, and what she did to win the contest, besides blowing the ugly, retarded judges bareback all week. Hehe.[/QUOTE]Did you see my Fav??

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1882567]The contest opened with a beautiful girl stripping while suspending herself in the air with 2 long white silk banners hanging from the ceiling.

That was a very sensuous, beautiful, erotic but artistic dance I have ever seen, definitely a few cuts above the stupid Vegas shows aimed at the Walmart class. I was filming that dance until the security gorillas grabbed my cam.

There were 4 or 5 HK cameramen taking pictures and filming the strip dances, but like previous years, they don't make the films available to the public. Perhaps they have been instructed to save all those films and images for the boss to jack off to exclusively. Hehe?

I would like to find out about that artist who did that superb air dance. Any bros have movie clips or contact info for her please advise.[/QUOTE]Was the girl really hot? Was she available to take upstairs?? I think HK staff takes pictures of these girls to Bribe them. .

She was nice, clean, beautiful like a girl next door, with a perfect, unblemished body, pretty cute, face with her hair in bangs.

It was very sensuous how she wrapped her beautiful body in the white silk banner, exposing her body little by little while levitating herself to the ceiling. The level of artistry, the erotic and entertainment factors are way higher than any repetitive shows you can find in Las Vegas. To stage it for a one-time event is quite a treat. I will send compliments to HK's management for adding achievements and values to the cultural, artistic and sexy life of Tijuana!

I was trying to record her beautiful dance, so missed out on watching her entire show. Will have to talk to HK managers to find out who she is and where she performs. Hopefully I can have her perform exclusively for me in bed. Hehe.

Here are the recordings of part of her dance:

[URL]https://goo.gl/photos/r6ZY7PeoCL5ixhst6[/URL]

[QUOTE=TJ2015;1882601]Was the girl really hot? Was she available to take upstairs?? I think HK staff takes pictures of these girls to Bribe them. .[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1882252]I got in HK at about 8 PM. Lots of good-looking girls already packed into the club sitting on their asses, cheering for their friends.

Deep shit DJ Chay was announcing and introducing the 16 "participants." HK built a long gang plank covered in red carpet for the girls to walk from the limousine through the front door, passed the meat pole in the center of the room, onto Pista Norte.

5 judges sat on an elevated table across the stage, all older guys none of whom I know in the club.

The girls sure prepared to make sure they nail the contest this year. Some passed out brightly-colored caps; some passed out flags or pictures of themselves, like Ali in the pic. They did elaborate dances, some with whole body painted, some with fire on stage, or with pyrotechnics, some with actors dressed in hooded monk's garb, one in S&M act with a guy dressed up in leather, chain and spiked face mask, showing a big bulge in his crotch. The putas were having a good time giggling about his big tool..[/QUOTE]I've had a couple sessions with Aly, definitely one of my favorites. But she's always in high demand so she's firm on her $80 price tag. Straight up smoking hot. She's one of the best at cowgirl but otherwise not much GFE. No besos. She reluctantly let me 69 her, but made it a point to scrape with her teeth as payback. She's definitely one of the better dancers. Petite yet voluptuous. God, I miss Tijuana.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1882546]I thought that was quite a large production for a bar, sure beats the boring Vegas strip clubs with their old saggy hos.

There's only 1 Dodge Challenger parked in front of the club, allegedly the prize for the best HK Stripper of the Year. What other Challenger?

If the dumb meseros keep groping you, that's positive proofs that you possess sex appeals. Of the wrong kinds. Hehe.

If you enjoy old, ugly, toothless hos, high on crack, at the Playboy club, that's more power to you. But suggesting Jackie to stay home can be a health hazard, as he may break his arm and wear out his right palm. Hehe.[/QUOTE]Playboy Club has its occasional hidden gem.

Aly has fake boobs, fake butt, stone-cold face, showing no expressions or personality, more like a rubber doll. She's the kind I avoid in HK.

I prefer nice, clean, beautiful girls with real boobs, real ass, showing loving and fun expressions on their faces.

[QUOTE=LongDonSilva;1883065]I've had a couple sessions with Aly, definitely one of my favorites. But she's always in high demand so she's firm on her $80 price tag. Straight up smoking hot. She's one of the best at cowgirl but otherwise not much GFE. No besos. She reluctantly let me 69 her, but made it a point to scrape with her teeth as payback. She's definitely one of the better dancers. Petite yet voluptuous. God, I miss Tijuana.[/QUOTE]

Personally I prefer either tall and Voluptuous or a petite spinner. But Aly has done some interesting dances in the past. The one with the dildo attached to a power drill was too much for me though, but the crowd goes nuts for it! One has to wonder where they get their ideas from.

[QUOTE=Jackie888;1883460]But Aly has done some interesting dances in the past. The one with the dildo attached to a power drill was too much for me though, but the crowd goes nuts for it![/QUOTE]I didn't see the dildo on drill routine, but I did see the dildo on reciprocating saw routine.

One man made the appropriate tips so his wife could hold the saw.

[QUOTE=Jackie888;1883460]Personally I prefer either tall and Voluptuous or a petite spinner. [/QUOTE]I went down for a few hours on Saturday afternoon really just to see how much Tijuana had changed since the last time I had been there. After a quick tour around, I settled in a booth across from the shaving cream show. I wasn't particularly taken by either of the girls sliding back and forth, but there was a cute little spinner named Liza (something) dancing on the little stage on the stage next to the rear bar.

So I gave my waiter a buck to go fetch her for me. We had some drinks and she seemed like she would be fun. She asked for $80 all in, talked her down, then we negotiated up a little for an hour. OK I am old and like to take it slow.

Off to Cascadas we go, All in all not bad, obviously not as much as a GFE as I am use to overseas, but fun none the less. Her CBJ is very mechanical and not as tight as the Chinese dishes I have sampled over the years. But she did put in a good effort and got incredibly wet. We did all the usual positions, she kept wanting to go reverse cowgirl hoping to finish me off fast. Unfortunately for her I had a couple of rum and cokes in the bar, which always act as a prolong agent for me. Good thing I brought some of my own covers so I had her shift back to CBJ to finish me off.

Fun but wouldn't repeat.

Froggie.