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Would like to know if any of you have heard what happened to mexico lindo bar. Is it still open or has reopened?

[QUOTE=Statman;1164032]It is because he wants the ladies of Tijuana to play with his junk, Not TSA![/QUOTE]Man, you got that right! If it is the TSA, it better be a hot ass chick with big boobs! Ha ha

Rather than write a detailed, blow-by-blow narrative of my last trip, as I have in the past, here are few of the highlights from last Sunday and Monday in Tijuana.

[b][u]Sunday Afternoon: El Fracaso Bar[/u][/b]

I met a nice, older lady here named Ana. A brunette in her thirties, attractive, large breasts. We danced and had a few drinks. Fiches are 70P. Halfway through her first beer she told me she was starting to feel a little drunk. I gave her a skeptical smile and a gentle pinch. Certainly, she could pound down lots of those pony beers without effect.

I asked her how many she could really drink and after thinking for a moment she counted on her fingers and decided twenty. I returned the same skeptical smile and then we called over the mesero and asked him how many beers could she safely hold? He thought about it and decided ten was the number. She laughed and waved him off.

We spent about an hour or maybe a little longer together, dancing and sipping beer, and playfully struggling to communicate. I didn't inquire about taking her to the hotel. I assume she was available. My goal was to do what I did. Chill with a Mexicana. Besides her fiches, I asked her how much for the dances. She asked if I could give her five dollars. I did, and we parted as friends. I would definitely enjoying meeting up with her again some time.

[b][u]Sunday Afternoon: Brenda and [email]Estrella@Hotel[/email] Enva[/u][/b]

I had never been with the either the famous Brenda or Estrella of Hotel Enva before, but had made a note to try and find them this trip.

I ran across Brenda, an older, morena, quite tall, standing at the doorway to Hotel Enva. She readily cut a deal for 200P and was friendly and agreeable to just about anything. Although she is older, I found her attractive and has nice firm breasts. But mostly it's her pleasant attitude that I liked.

This was the first time I ever went into Hotel Enva. Our room was clean and brightly lit. I was impressed. We did our deed. Brenda is a pleasure to do business with.

As I was walking out, I saw a shorty playing with a set of plastic balls on a string. The child's toy 'Clackers' where there are two hard plastic balls, one on each end of a string. You hold the string in the middle and then slap the balls up and down against each other. Remember it?

Anyway, this petite woman is clacking these balls together and laughing. I walk up to her from behind and say, 'Ohhh! Mis Heuvos! (My Eggs) ' So, she grabs the two red balls and squeezes them together, shaking them vigorously and says, 'Siiii! '

I introduce myself and I ask her name. 'Estrella, Let's go hroom! ' she replies.

Wow! Finally, I meet the famous Estrella. She is wearing some very sexy, black, thigh-high stockings together with micro white shorts. Very sexy. I decline a trip to the room, explaining that I have no more leche because I just finished with Brenda. Estrella assures me that there's more to be had and she is the woman to do it for me. Nevertheless, I politely decline.

[b][u]Monday Early Afternoon: Miss MilkyTits[/u][/b]

Well, for the third weekend in a row, I met up with one of my new favorites, Miss MilkyTits. I love her cute smile and golden colored skin and fun, playful attitude. GFE from the word go.

After we played in the room for a while, I talked her into going to La Valentina Bar with me. At first she had a few objections and thought they wouldn't let her in, but I just reassured her that it was okay for her to accompany me and she was in control and nothing would happen without her consent. I thought maybe we could dance a few songs together. Also I told her I wasn't going to be drinking since I had to drive home. She agreed.

We took a seat inside the bar right next to the dance floor. There was a pretty brunette dancing and stripping. I asked if Miss MilkyTits had ever been inside of La Valentina. No, she hadn't been inside any of the bars here. She ordered a juice and I ordered and agua mineral. The waitress brought our drinks, but it wasn't until she returned with my change that I realized I had forgotten to specify no fiche. Damn!

The waitress fills out a fiche and hands it to my girl who asks what the heck it is. Your fiche, I tell her. Oh, she never had one before. What do you do with it? I tell her she can exchange it when we leave.

As we sit there, the girl on stage strips topless and I'm enjoying the show, but after another 15 or 20 minutes, I need to get going on my way home. So, I tug Miss MilkyTits to go. We walk over to the bar to redeem her fiche. Her eyes light up when they hand her the money. I tell her it's my money. She says, no, but I can have a propina. She hands me 1 peso. I tell her that she's malo and she tells me in return that I'm malo. I ask her playfully how could she have been corrupted so quickly? She answers quickly, poking me with her finger, 'Tu! ', she says blaming me. I suck on her neck and pull her towards the door.

Outside, I walk her to her spot and say goodbye.

Another fun trip ends. The line at the border is terrible. It takes more than 90 minutes to cross.

Be Safe.

P. S. I'll have a follow-up to post in the Las Chavelas thread soon.

Its ashame this bar had some of the best looking girls in tijuana. Their prices were kinda high but the service made up for it. Some of the girls were estrella laura the old timer monserrat her best friend and sofia short little gal whit a great ass and also theres paola who loved to give oral.

When I was walking around Tijuana's zona norte yesterday, I heard quite a bit of hissing. Nobody said anything about snakes in the area.

[QUOTE=Plastermaster;1164897]Would like to know if any of you have heard what happened to mexico lindo bar. Is it still open or has reopened?[/QUOTE]The bar itself has long since closed, but is still open as an escort service. And a pretty good one. Their overnight for $$$ is well worth it.

[url]http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Rohan Cid;1165807]When I was walking around Tijuana's zona norte yesterday, I heard quite a bit of hissing. Nobody said anything about snakes in the area.[/QUOTE]Well, there are a lot of them, mostly spitting cobras, a sound of "chh chh" means you have been sighted. If you are a mongoose with "the technique", you can win over one of these snakes, to be your pet. As always, wear goggles and watch your wallet. :D

So my three day romp in Tijuana from Wed-Sat morning needs some reporting. I can't complain about the trip as I did enjoy myself but I have decided that for the money I am much better off going to Costa Rica. If I lived in San Diego or CA it would probably be different but the flight and rental car put it over because of the scammy businesses in Tijuana.

Unfortunately I have a horrible time remembering girls names, I remember tits and ass and that's about it. I do remember on the last day an Andreja in HK that had a great ass and a real mexican look to her. Skinny spinner with tiny breasts. She was super nice and we hung out for awhile and I was supposed to meet up with her after work but I was a little late coming from New Body so either she thought I ditched her or she ditched me. Either way nothing to lose sleep about. I will say that it was quite easy finding girls to hang out with during the day just like in Costa Rica. On my last trip I was with a friend so didn't need that time filled up, but I went shopping and stuff with girls that I met and it worked out great to have all time filled.

New Body at first was my diamond in the rough and then it turned into a hell hole. It has a great feel to it, relaxed totally like Zona Blue in Costa Rica I thought I was in heaven. Then when night time rolled around it got worst than HK with ficha rip offs. Fichas are what makes Tijuana worst than Costa Rica. I was able to narrow it down to one specific thing and it is definetely fichas. They are about 1$ more at New Body and they're just water the girls don't drink beer so they slam them down like even I couldn't do and they are pissing in the bathroom most the time because of all the drinking. It's such a scummy scammy thing and makes absolutely no sense because they would make the same if they just had a busy bar selling drinks to all for normal prices and then you negotiate with the girl for other stuff. I'm not ficha proofed yet and I screwed up big and got a huge bill I was not expecting and I was not happy to say the least. I will never use my credit card again that is for sure.

I think with a little work you could have a bunch of girls lined up and cut out the middle men, I think HK is the only club you can't directly pull a girl out and bring her back to your hotel. With staying at Ticuan I had no desire to lay on the nasty beds around zona norte.

I tried maria bonita across from Ticuan a couple times, that was fairly nice. I paid 40 for 1 hour massage and 60 for sex, they both started off at 120 which is a hell of a lot but whatever. They were probably like 6-7. 5's. It was just nice wake up calls so close to my hotel. I think the number one girl I had was at New Body, she was like a 9 and was super awesome. She had just had a kid 1 year ago and was smoking hot I couldn't believe it. Her tits were a little less firm but still. I made all the girls in the massage places give me atleast 30 min massage, some were ok some were not so ok. It really sucks there isn't true massage parlors in Tijuana.

Oh I pulled one girl off the street one night, a taller girl looked to be around 20, saw her last time too. Bad attitude wasn't that great and I ended up stopping and saying I was just too drunk. For $25 I'm not going to waste my energy fucking some chick that although hot does nothing for me.

Ah final thing I can remember. Herpes alert. I saw a lot of girls with what I would think look like oral herpes. I would let them near my pecker or my mouth because that is something I definetely don't want. I suggest bringing a flash light. Ha ha. Some of the places were dark and almost covered it up. From now on my only trips to Tijuana will coincide with business in LA. When I'm having a good time I can't monitor how many girls are drinking what and for drinks that cost anywhere from 8-15$ I would much more enjoy having the same thing for half with real alcohol in Costa Rica or somewhere similar.

So if any of you fellas have read my previous reports regarding the GF type I have become involved with over the last 10 months here is an update.

From the very first time I met her there was something that set her apart from the others. I thought I stumbled across the only girl in the zona who was not motivated by money. From our first encounter when we danced and I tried to give her a dollar for the dance and she wouldn't take it. To her eventually wanting to spend the whole night together without any money being exchanged. Through the many years I have spent visiting the zona I have stayed away from any kind of relationship because I have always understood its all about the money you go down there, you have sex with nice looking woman and you know how much it is going to cost you.

So with this relationship while I have let myself develop feelings for her I have remained extremly paronoid about being used for money. So far she has passed all the tests. So with her birthday coming up next month I was planning on going down there and spending all kinds of money on her and really trying to show her a good time. However last night I got a text from her that she was having alot of problems and could I help her by sending 100 dollars. Quite honestly I was expecting to get a text like that along time ago but never did. I did send it. But now I am wondering is this only the begining of becoming an ATM machine or maybe just an occasional expense that is acceptable if you want the GF type experience.

Like Mahal speaks about in his report in the Tropical Bar section when you find that special connection it can make an older man feel young again.

[QUOTE=Madisonguy; 1166526]So my three day romp in Tijuana from Wed-Sat morning needs some reporting. I can't complain about the trip as I did enjoy myself but I have decided that for the money I am much better off going to Costa Rica. If I lived in San Diego or CA it would probably be different but the flight and rental car put it over because of the scammy businesses in Tijuana.

Unfortunately I have a horrible time remembering girls names, I remember tits and ass and that's about it. I do remember on the last day an Andreja in HK that had a great ass and a real mexican look to her. Skinny spinner with tiny breasts. She was super nice and we hung out for awhile and I was supposed to meet up with her after work but I was a little late coming from New Body so either she thought I ditched her or she ditched me. Either way nothing to lose sleep about. I will say that it was quite easy finding girls to hang out with during the day just like in Costa Rica. On my last trip I was with a friend so didn't need that time filled up, but I went shopping and stuff with girls that I met and it worked out great to have all time filled.

New Body at first was my diamond in the rough and then it turned into a hell hole. It has a great feel to it, relaxed totally like Zona Blue in Costa Rica I thought I was in heaven. Then when night time rolled around it got worst than HK with ficha rip offs. Fichas are what makes Tijuana worst than Costa Rica. I was able to narrow it down to one specific thing and it is definetely fichas. They are about 1$ more at New Body and they're just water the girls don't drink beer so they slam them down like even I couldn't do and they are pissing in the bathroom most the time because of all the drinking. It's such a scummy scammy thing and makes absolutely no sense because they would make the same if they just had a busy bar selling drinks to all for normal prices and then you negotiate with the girl for other stuff. I'm not ficha proofed yet and I screwed up big and got a huge bill I was not expecting and I was not happy to say the least. I will never use my credit card again that is for sure.

I think with a little work you could have a bunch of girls lined up and cut out the middle men, I think HK is the only club you can't directly pull a girl out and bring her back to your hotel. With staying at Ticuan I had no desire to lay on the nasty beds around zona norte.

I tried maria bonita across from Ticuan a couple times, that was fairly nice. I paid 40 for 1 hour massage and 60 for sex, they both started off at 120 which is a hell of a lot but whatever. They were probably like 6-7. 5's. It was just nice wake up calls so close to my hotel. I think the number one girl I had was at New Body, she was like a 9 and was super awesome. She had just had a kid 1 year ago and was smoking hot I couldn't believe it. Her tits were a little less firm but still. I made all the girls in the massage places give me atleast 30 min massage, some were ok some were not so ok. It really sucks there isn't true massage parlors in Tijuana.

Oh I pulled one girl off the street one night, a taller girl looked to be around 20, saw her last time too. Bad attitude wasn't that great and I ended up stopping and saying I was just too drunk. For $25 I'm not going to waste my energy fucking some chick that although hot does nothing for me.

Ah final thing I can remember. Herpes alert. I saw a lot of girls with what I would think look like oral herpes. I would let them near my pecker or my mouth because that is something I definetely don't want. I suggest bringing a flash light. Ha ha. Some of the places were dark and almost covered it up. From now on my only trips to Tijuana will coincide with business in LA. When I'm having a good time I can't monitor how many girls are drinking what and for drinks that cost anywhere from 8-15$ I would much more enjoy having the same thing for half with real alcohol in Costa Rica or somewhere similar. [/QUOTE]This is an honest report. I agree with everything you say especially about the fichas. I've been here for 3 weeks and have not bought a ficha. I just don't do it. If you don't you wind up sitting alone in a bar which isn't too much fun.

Costa Rica can be way better than Tijuana but I never liked being in CR. However I enjoy just being in Tijuana.

Don't come to Tijuana just to monger. It will be a huge disappointment. The only way I can pop with these chicas is if I am really horny. Sometimes I wait 2/3 days before my next session.

The weather is great and a dollar is still worth something here. That in itself excites me. An extended masturbation session is icing on the cake!

Involve yourself in other activities. I got a leather jacket and vest made. Serious custom work. If anybody is interested let me know. These guys are 3 generations of leather makers.

Sorry to hear your trip was a bummer. Better than being in america though.

[QUOTE=Madisonguy;1166526]I do remember on the last day an Andreja in HK that had a great ass and a real mexican look to her. Skinny spinner with tiny breasts. She was super nice and we hung out for awhile and I was supposed to meet up with her after work but I was a little late coming from New Body so either she thought I ditched her or she ditched me. Either way nothing to lose sleep about.[/QUOTE]If this is the Andreja who does some shaving cream shows, you missed a really great one.

Well, I agree with Mad & Art about the ficha thing. However, it's not the fichas themselves, it's the way they are done.

BTW, Costa Rica's strip joints make Tijuana fichas look positively cheap by comparison. You can spend a shitload of money on copas, if you're not careful.

But bars the world over have lady drinks. About the only place I can think of that doesn't is Myanmar. Tijuana's policy makes a little bit of sense. It's pretty much the price of a regular drink, with the lady's commission added on. The first problem is that the drink is very small. The second, biggest issue, is that it is a constant hustle by the bar to get you to buy more. And more. And more. And more. That shit gets old in a hurry, and I rarely buy fichas anymore, just for that reason.

It's not all the chica's fault, either. Management makes them hustle fichas, and the waiters see to it.

I think the moral is to patronize the less high-pressure establishments. The more local joints don't hustle you nearly as badly. But you're still expected to spring for a ficha or two if you expect a chica to sit with you.

But it is what it is, and they won't stop ripping off the customers as long as the customers keep showing up. The trick is to try to minimize the damage and still have a little bit of fun in the process.

[QUOTE=Hugotheman; 1166531]So if any of you fellas have read my previous reports regarding the GF type I have become involved with over the last 10 months here is an update.

From the very first time I met her there was something that set her apart from the others. I thought I stumbled across the only girl in the zona who was not motivated by money. From our first encounter when we danced and I tried to give her a dollar for the dance and she wouldn't take it. To her eventually wanting to spend the whole night together without any money being exchanged. Through the many years I have spent visiting the zona I have stayed away from any kind of relationship because I have always understood its all about the money you go down there, you have sex with nice looking woman and you know how much it is going to cost you.

So with this relationship while I have let myself develop feelings for her I have remained extremly paronoid about being used for money. So far she has passed all the tests. So with her birthday coming up next month I was planning on going down there and spending all kinds of money on her and really trying to show her a good time. However last night I got a text from her that she was having alot of problems and could I help her by sending 100 dollars. Quite honestly I was expecting to get a text like that along time ago but never did. I did send it. But now I am wondering is this only the begining of becoming an ATM machine or maybe just an occasional expense that is acceptable if you want the GF type experience.

Like Mahal speaks about in his report in the Tropical Bar section when you find that special connection it can make an older man feel young again. [/QUOTE]Just $100? I think she is so ugly so she can't make $100 or she is just testing you. If you like her, go for it.

[QUOTE=Phordphan; 1166651]Well, I agree with Mad & Art about the ficha thing. However, it's not the fichas themselves, it's the way they are done.

BTW, Costa Rica's strip joints make Tijuana fichas look positively cheap by comparison. You can spend a shitload of money on copas, if you're not careful.

But bars the world over have lady drinks. About the only place I can think of that doesn't is Myanmar. Tijuana's policy makes a little bit of sense. It's pretty much the price of a regular drink, with the lady's commission added on. The first problem is that the drink is very small. The second, biggest issue, is that it is a constant hustle by the bar to get you to buy more. And more. And more. And more. That shit gets old in a hurry, and I rarely buy fichas anymore, just for that reason.

It's not all the chica's fault, either. Management makes them hustle fichas, and the waiters see to it.

I think the moral is to patronize the less high-pressure establishments. The more local joints don't hustle you nearly as badly. But you're still expected to spring for a ficha or two if you expect a chica to sit with you.

But it is what it is, and they won't stop ripping off the customers as long as the customers keep showing up. The trick is to try to minimize the damage and still have a little bit of fun in the process. [/QUOTE]Yeah but who goes to strip clubs in Costa Rica? Del Rey or HLH or Beatle bar. They all just serve drinks at normal prices and are happy making money with very successful bars. I mean how many bars do you know that always have a couple guys drinking at 9AM? I had fun in Tijuana, I just kind of kick myself because for what I spent I would've had way more fun in Costa Rica. I went into less high pressure places but did not like the talent. Also New Body isn't really high pressure I just let myself go a little and probably was with the wrong girl. Still I've say down with girls at Del Rey for like an hour over a drink or two at normal prices and then sessioned or told girls I didn't want to session but if they were hungry I'd buy dinner and we grabbed a bite. Like to me that seems like a better way. These places are a lot more like the strip clubs in Costa Rica which I have been in, but never go back because of exit fees. I think having an apartment in Tijuana would be great because you could set yourself up a little GF to take care of things, things being you. I still think the potential for a normal GF there is very very high, and think using HK and places like that as self esteem boosts would make it a very good place. To me I love the idea of going out on a date with a girl and if I don't get anything going to Del Rey and just screwing some hot columbian or something like that. It makes for the perfect scenario, and I think not often enough to guys take advantage of it. In my observations you can pick up a girl 2 notches higher than you could normally pick up a girl in a latin country. I'm sure I will be back in Tijuana again.

I went to strip clubs in CR! If you haven't tried out Le Grillion, it is a good club that has many Nica's that give honest sessions. It is about $32. 00 for 20-30 minutes, but some of the worst rooms I have been in. Now the Boyd is in charge at HLH, it is gaining some of its former glory. I have never been a fan of HDR, except in the day to find the true student trying to make a few bucks. I enjoy dancing, so Key Largo has always been nice. I will say that I have not been back to CR since my first trip to Medellin. I will be in MDE at the end of the month. The Paisa's are so very hot, and for the most part greatly enjoy sex.

The ficha thing can be a real pain, especially for those who don't go down often. The masero's hound people to death that they don't know. They can also be useful in finding how well the session can go though. As has been said many times, a lady gulping down a drink, probably won't make a good session, so a good $7. 50 investment.

I go often enough that I rarely get bothered by the masero's, or the ladies. They know for the most part whether I am going to go with them or not. What I will do is buy a ficha for a lady that I am not going to go with at this time, but setting it up for later. With the right lady it is appreciated, and returned in the future session. I also believe that by being in Tijuana often it obviously helps in getting better sessions, especially since they know I am not stuck on one lady. They want my money as much as possible, so they give better service since they know I have many that I session with.

I watched the lady that I was with last Saturday night sit with a guy for about an hour and have many drinks. She got up and left (I don't know if he didn't want to go arriba or not, or she didn't) , and she came over to me. She sat with me for at least a half hour, had one drink. The Masero asked if I wanted to buy her another, and she said no. She said wanted to go arriba. It is not the number of drinks you buy, it is about the connection. It is not necessarily about looks either. She left a young, in shape guy, and came to me a fat, old, f*rt.

One of the hardest things for me when I first starting going to Tijuana was saying NO! It doesn't matter how hot she is, if there is no connection just say NO. Do not feel bound to have to buy a ficha. That in itself will not be the key to a good session. After the first watch how she drinks, and acts towards you. There are some great actresses, but for the most part if you are qualifying right, one drink should be enough. For those of you who do not go down to Tijuana much, in HK watch out for the chips, and now food, being dropped without your consent. Immediately put it back on their tray. Remember, NO is your friend and is not rude to say.

IMO, there is really no right, nor wrong, in mongering. There are just different ways about getting your personal desires met. Make that your number one priority, becuase virtually nothing in the mongering game is impossible in Tijuana, for the right amount of money.

Health & happiness to all.