Hong Kong Club Reports

You call the act which Aly lying flat on the stage, spreading her legs wide, having her pussy pummeled by a huge dildo on a reciprocating saw, a dance? Looks more like a pig rolling in the mud, having her pussy fucked.

I saw Tiffany do the lesbian routine a few times. It makes her look cheap and dirty, grossly reducing her sex appeals. Can you imagine rolling around in the shitty mud, screwing a filthy, smelly hog, groaning, oinking?

[QUOTE=Jackie888;1883460]Personally I prefer either tall and Voluptuous or a petite spinner. But Aly has done some interesting dances in the past. The one with the dildo attached to a power drill was too much for me though, but the crowd goes nuts for it! One has to wonder where they get their ideas from.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jackie888;1883460]Personally I prefer either tall and Voluptuous or a petite spinner. But Aly has done some interesting dances in the past. The one with the dildo attached to a power drill was too much for me though, but the crowd goes nuts for it! One has to wonder where they get their ideas from.[/QUOTE]Craziest thing I saw in HK was one of her dance routines in December wherein she got fucked by a guy in a gorilla costume with a strap on dildo. In my experience, she fully participates during sex. But she does come off as somewhat detached otherwise.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1883831]You call the act which Aly lying flat on the stage, spreading her legs wide, having her pussy pummeled by a huge dildo on a reciprocating saw, a dance? Looks more like a pig rolling in the mud, having her pussy fucked.

I saw Tiffany do the lesbian routine a few times. It makes her look cheap and dirty, grossly reducing her sex appeals. Can you imagine rolling around in the shitty mud, screwing a filthy, smelly hog, groaning, oinking?[/QUOTE]I think you got it wrong. The fat and smelly pigs rolling in the mud er cama are US mongers!

I did see a guy in a huge gorilla costume near the stage, but did not see the chicas having sex with it. Next thing HK chicas will be having sex with real dogs and donkeys on stage. HK is getting back to Tijuana's notorious donkey shows to make a buck.

I find these pseudo bestial sex scenes dirty, distasteful and degrading for the chicas. The chicas should insist HK stage sex scenes with more romantic characters in more loving and fun settings, like Cupids and the angels in heaven, or hunters in jungles, even Snow White and the 7 dwarfs group sex. Hehe.

In fact sex with HK chicas have been getting way too boring. Similar to Nevada's brothels, Hotel Cascada could rake in lots of profit by having a few theme rooms decorated for sexual fantasies with the chicas. Suggest a few themes here guys, and may be the owner of hotel Cascada will listen. A few ideas: Snow White, Pocahonta, Princess Leia (exclusively for El Capitan hehe), doctors, nurses, policewoman, office secretary, baby sitters ect.

[QUOTE=LongDonSilva;1883874]Craziest thing I saw in HK was one of her dance routines in December wherein she got fucked by a guy in a gorilla costume with a strap on dildo. In my experience, she fully participates during sex. But she does come off as somewhat detached otherwise.[/QUOTE]

It probably was a power-saw. I didn't get a clear look as I normally leave the area when they pull out of tool box because they're not my interest. Unsure whether Dewalt had this in mind when they were designing their tools. I have only seen Tiffany do a lesbian show once and she spend about 20 minutes thereafter making it very clear to me that it was for the money and she was not remotely a lesbian. Seems like such a waste of good resource to have her rolling back and forth instead of her normal graceful yet powerfully circling the stage with her long legs dances.

The only lesbian show that I have actually enjoyed in the past was they once blind-folded a dancer and told her that a guy in front of her was going to lick her pussy. But after they blindfolded her, they got a butch lesbian customer to lick her pussy. In the middle of it, they took off the blindfold and the dancer was screaming when she saw that another girl was licking her up and down! It took a while for her to calm down, but it was funnier then hell.

[QUOTE=Jackie888;1884039]It probably was a power-saw. I didn't get a clear look as I normally leave the area when they pull out of tool box because they're not my interest. Unsure whether Dewalt had this in mind when they were designing their tools. I have only seen Tiffany do a lesbian show once and she spend about 20 minutes thereafter making it very clear to me that it was for the money and she was not remotely a lesbian. Seems like such a waste of good resource to have her rolling back and forth instead of her normal graceful yet powerfully circling the stage with her long legs dances.

The only lesbian show that I have actually enjoyed in the past was they once blind-folded a dancer and told her that a guy in front of her was going to lick her pussy. But after they blindfolded her, they got a butch lesbian customer to lick her pussy. In the middle of it, they took off the blindfold and the dancer was screaming when she saw that another girl was licking her up and down! It took a while for her to calm down, but it was funnier then hell.[/QUOTE]I agree. Desperate times lead to desperate measures. Volume and dollars are down in the Zona. I have seen more lesbian activity. Several of my favs admitted doing lap dances and bisexual arriba with gringos girl friends to make a buck. Have not heard of any threesome activity. That does not mean it is not requested. Anything can happen in the VIP rooms.

What's next? Well, It's Mexico.

[QUOTE=TJ2015;1881735]What Chicas do you usually take up stairs?[/QUOTE]I've been going to HK for quite a few years now. I remember when it was only a small little place. I'm a long time lurker here. I know most of the "regular" night girls. Sasha, Tony, Britany, Zulma, Sol, Cassandra, etc. I'm not one to do reviews because your mileage really varies with these girls. What they do with some, they don't do with most. I'm in the club late most nights as I have an apartment in Tijuana for when I am down here. Google my handle, that's me. If you see me in the club, feel free to say Hello, and introduce. I am almost always sitting up in the balcony area.

Personally I think that HK girls are having a hard time because HK has overpriced itself. Pricing is relative and there is no need to get laid at HK when one can get laid in any of the other clubs at less than 3/4 the price. Sure, the overall quality of the girls of HK is best, but I am only going up with a single girl or two. So over the last 6 months or so, I would spend most my time watching in HK, then get laid elsewhere.

If HK wants my business, then they need to charge a reasonable price. Drinks, snacks, sex, and rooms need to be reasonably priced because right now I am not seeing sufficient value. And customers like me leave HK when we want to do some serious spending, and the best girls end up doing each other for pennies.

Some of the high quality HK girls are moonlighting in Adelitas where they can actually find sex clients instead of doing fake lesbian shows. It's an increasing trend. And HK needs to be more aware of competitive pricing.

Just my 2 cents of rant.

[QUOTE=ZenShinzo;1884414]I've been going to HK for quite a few years now. I remember when it was only a small little place. I'm a long time lurker here. I know most of the "regular" night girls. Sasha, Tony, Britany, Zulma, Sol, Cassandra, etc. I'm not one to do reviews because your mileage really varies with these girls. What they do with some, they don't do with most. I'm in the club late most nights as I have an apartment in Tijuana for when I am down here. Google my handle, that's me. If you see me in the club, feel free to say Hello, and introduce. I am almost always sitting up in the balcony area.[/QUOTE]Right on, Ill say what's up next time, Think I've seen you there before. . .

I'm making a quick trip to San Diego, which will leave me about 3 hours to play in Tijuana. If anyone is interested in meeting for a beer between 4 and 7 on Thursday, I'll buy the first round. Send me a PM to arrange.

I usually hang just to the east of the ramp. I'm the fat old gringo wearing khakis and a golf shirt with a young spinner on my lap.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;1884580]I'm making a quick trip to San Diego, which will leave me about 3 hours to play in Tijuana. If anyone is interested in meeting for a beer between 4 and 7 on Thursday, I'll buy the first round. Send me a PM to arrange.

I usually hang just to the east of the ramp. I'm the fat old gringo wearing khakis and a golf shirt with a young spinner on my lap.[/QUOTE]Who are your favorite spinners in HK?

He has his claws all over sweet and sexy Brenda with Santa Muerta tattoo on her shoulder.

[QUOTE=TJ2015;1884586]Who are your favorite spinners in HK?[/QUOTE]

Hi all,

Arrived yesterday in SD at around 1 pm. Took an hour to get to SY and crossed right in. Apparently Mexican officials now charge for stays longer than 7 days, but I didn't pay anything, maybe they'll get me on my way out. Arrived at Cascadas 3 pm, purchased my VIP card and requested a Master Suite. Only rooms left were singles, apparently the 80% off promotion is really catching on because they were also booked (Master Suites) the following Mon and Tues. Took a walk around the block to establish a quick lay of the land and had the best pastor tacos in my life. Entered HK around 7 pm and it was surprisingly pretty crowded. Spotted a tall blonde with about 200 tattoos that looked pretty good and tipped her while she danced and she approached me after she was done. I bought her a drink and she took it down in about 48 seconds. Next. Decided to seek out somebody else, started chatting up a another woman. Said she had a child not long ago, but it wasn't overly evident when looking at her. Bought her a drink and we shot the shit for 30 minutes and I thought to myself, this is better than the first experience. Had the half off lap dance coupon (via VIP card) and decided to give it a whirl. I was escorted to a private booth with door in the 'Miami' section of the club. Dance was good and she offered CBJ right there for 500, I said 400 as I was eager to pop my HK cherry. She asked if I would tip if she made me pop and I said of course. She started and I'm thinking despite the see part, this is going pretty great when after about 5 minutes I hear the dreaded knock. Time was up and again I felt a little duped, but lesson learned, my fault for not clarifying how long we'd be in there. I thought she wanted to earn her tip. I'm not naive, I know they want to separate me from as many of my greenbacks as possible. Decided to put the breaks on HK for the night and as recommended on here checked out Las Chavelas for a much different experience. Walked in and it was a ghost town. Ordered a drink and sat at the bar when I spotted an older woman (maybe 30) sitting alone in the corner. I smiled at her and she approached and I bought her a drink. I must say she wasn't in the same league as a lot of the HK women, however, at this point I valued customer service over looks. She was a sweet woman and we had a few drinks. She offered 800 pesos for arriba for an hour. Session was wonderful. BBJ, CFS, and the entire session had a GFE feel to it. Walked her back to Chavelas after we ate a taco and came back up to my room in Cascadas feeling good about my first day in Tijuana. I plan to try my luck with some of the street women today and will follow up assuming Cascadas Wi-FI is functioning. Again thanks to all for the valuable info!

[QUOTE=JohnnyFive;1884982]Hi all,

Arrived yesterday in SD at around 1 pm. Took an hour to get to SY and crossed right in. Apparently Mexican officials now charge for stays longer than 7 days, but I didn't pay anything, maybe they'll get me on my way out. Arrived at Cascadas 3 pm, purchased my VIP card and requested a Master Suite. Only rooms left were singles, apparently the 80% off promotion is really catching on because they were also booked (Master Suites) the following Mon and Tues. Took a walk around the block to establish a quick lay of the land and had the best pastor tacos in my life. Entered HK around 7 pm and it was surprisingly pretty crowded. Spotted a tall blonde with about 200 tattoos that looked pretty good and tipped her while she danced and she approached me after she was done. I bought her a drink and she took it down in about 48 seconds. Next. Decided to seek out somebody else, started chatting up a another woman. Said she had a child not long ago, but it wasn't overly evident when looking at her. Bought her a drink and we shot the shit for 30 minutes and I thought to myself, this is better than the first experience. Had the half off lap dance coupon (via VIP card) and decided to give it a whirl. I was escorted to a private booth with door in the 'Miami' section of the club. Dance was good and she offered CBJ right there for 500, I said 400 as I was eager to pop my HK cherry. She asked if I would tip if she made me pop and I said of course...[/QUOTE]Nice report. You just went from a rookie to a veteran in 1 visit. HK is a fantastic place to have fun and spend most of your time. But the sex is often better elsewhere.

[QUOTE=SaltShaker;1884097]I agree. Desperate times lead to desperate measures. Volume and dollars are down in the Zona. Anything can happen in the VIP rooms.

What's next? [/QUOTE]Two trip reports indicate lap dance game changer. Half off lap dance coupon plus an offer for a covered CBJ from the chica! I wonder if all the chicas are on board with this one. A lap dance is two songs. That is approximately 8 minutes. Will find out next week is that the new standard!