Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

I enjoy reading many of the posts on this forum, but some are just pure nonsense. I mean some really stupid nonsense.

But then I was wondering, what if the guys I thought were spouting BS are right, and I've been wrong?

Take for instance the idea that you can't talk about Pattaya unless you've been there, or you are there. Or Thailand itself for that matter. How can these guys post about Thailand if they're never been there, or are not there now?

Maybe the people who I previously thought were ass clowns are actually correct, and you can only talk about things you've directly experienced.

This evening I was watching a youtube video of Carl Sagan talking about the universe. I've watched a lot of his videos, but this evening I had a bad feeling while watching. That m--- f--k has never been to outer space. How can he talk about it if he's never been there? What the m--- f--k?

Have I been had all my life? Einstein wrote about the speed of light. His most famous equation is based on it. But the m--- f--k has never traveled at the speed of light. He's got to be full of BS. He's never been there.

Did WWI actually happen? There's no one alive to say, and based on the above, no on else can talk about it. They've never been there.

What about slavery? Oh man, this is a rabbit hole.

[QUOTE]Take for instance the idea that you can't talk about Pattaya unless you've been there, or you are there. Or Thailand itself for that matter. How can these guys post about Thailand if they're never been there, or are not there now? Maybe the people who I previously thought were ass clowns are actually correct, and you can only talk about things you've directly experienced.

[/QUOTE]If you want to learn how to fly a airplane:

1. [B]Do you want to learn from an individual that actually knows how to fly?[/B]'.

2. Do you want to learn from an individual that has studied how to fly on YouTube and flown simulations using Flight Simulator on his X-Box?

So simple. Answer that question and you will have no need to run down a rabbit hole. Answer that question and you will determine if you have common sense or you are just full of [B]male bovine excrement[/B].

Do you want a fake criminal investigator advising you on the law? Or do you want a real one that actually speaks and reads Thai. Who understands the law / Can read the law. And explains the elements of the law to you?

Once again, not a difficult question for me.

Wow Shorteyes, I'm really in your head LOL. I noticed you never ever ever address that nickname, why is that? Since I discovered your little secret in Richmond and Las Vegas, are you worried about what else I know? Interesting how I chose that nickname that you never address isn't it?

See. Even Spain and Portugal gets power cuts, while Thailand in general and Bangkok specifically never have any issues with blackouts. It's never been more obvious which is the superior country. Thailand baby!

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;3001023]I enjoy reading many of the posts on this forum, but some are just pure nonsense. I mean some really stupid nonsense. But then I was wondering, what if the guys I thought were spouting BS are right, and I've been wrong? Take for instance the idea that you can't talk about Pattaya unless you've been there, or you are there. Or Thailand itself for that matter. How can these guys post about Thailand if they're never been there, or are not there now? Maybe the people who I previously thought were ass clowns are actually correct, and you can only talk about things you've directly experienced.[/QUOTE]Here is one way to think about it:

[QUOTE=Oakie;2999148]No point in me going to Thailand if I don't find Thai chics attractive.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Oakie;2961585]I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was![/QUOTE]Is this who you want to take your guidance from when it comes to Thailand? Why would anyone pay attention to anything the OP has to say about Thailand or Pattaya (Unless they using the handle of [U]Allover[/U])?

Or would you prefer to take guidance from:

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2999967]I will beg to differ with that. I have lived in Thailand for 16 years and lived in Rio 5 years before that. I speak fluent Portuguese and good Thai. The average Joe is going to have a much better time in Thailand only being able to speak English, than he will being in Brazil not being able to speak Portuguese.[/QUOTE]For me if you examine the difference of experience between both the OPs it is very obvious whom I would prefer to take advice from. Why would you need to put your mind on a treadmill like a lab rat pondering questions that those of us with common sense developed over a lifetime of study in Hard Knock Life university would need about two seconds know which is the better choice?

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;3001144]See. Even Spain and Portugal gets power cuts, while Thailand in general and Bangkok specifically never have any issues with blackouts. It's never been more obvious which is the superior country. Thailand baby![/QUOTE]Please don't jinx it.

The Thai power grid is tenuous at best. I am building a solar cell / battery installation on my condo balcony, but it rains every day.

[QUOTE=MasterMonger;3000712]60% of the human population have low IQ's. I also had every std throughout my life. The last time I got an STD was well over 10 years ago. In the last 10 years I have probably went bareback with aboit 2,000 different girls and I ate 90% of their kitties. Wearing condoms and not kissing with tongue makes your immune system significanlty weaker. CONDOMS ARE BAD. Not kissing is bad! Anyone who wants to debate this FACT, please bring it. I will prove my case with a million different data points. My IQ is in the top 1%.[/QUOTE]Holy cow! A million data points. Now that's scientific. You sir, are a complete and utter ass.

His last 8 out of ten posts are right here in the RANTS section. No wonder he thinks posts by a individual who has never been to Thailand are informative.

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;3001023]I enjoy reading many of the posts on this forum, but some are just pure nonsense. I mean some really stupid nonsense. But then I was wondering, what if the guys I thought were spouting BS are right, and I've been wrong? Take for instance the idea that you can't talk about Pattaya unless you've been there, or you are there. Or Thailand itself for that matter. How can these guys post about Thailand if they're never been there, or are not there now? Maybe the people who I previously thought were ass clowns are actually correct, and you can only talk about things you've directly experienced. This evening I was watching a youtube video of Carl Sagan talking about the universe. I've watched a lot of his videos, but this evening I had a bad feeling while watching. That m--- f--k has never been to outer space. How can he talk about it if he's never been there? What the m--- f--k? Have I been had all my life? Einstein wrote about the speed of light. His most famous equation is based on it. But the m--- f--k has never traveled at the speed of light. He's got to be full of BS. He's never been there. Did WWI actually happen? There's no one alive to say, and based on the above, no on else can talk about it. They've never been there. What about slavery? Oh man, this is a rabbit hole.[/QUOTE]Did the OP with his sub 100 post count really just start posting in 2023?

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2982865]I like them. Funny, informative and well written.[/QUOTE]You find posts from a individual who has never been to Thailand informative?

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2997975]Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.[/QUOTE]Why do you think this? That I am imitating Oakie. A man that has never been to Thailand. Sorry my man. How do you say it:

[QUOTE]I mean some really stupid nonsense.[/QUOTE]If he has never been to Thailand, how can I be imitating him.

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2984981]I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.[/QUOTE]You are quite impressed by a poster that has never stepped foot in Thailand and does not want to.

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2985524]Hahaha, you're being generous. There has to be something to fear before I can be brave. I already am. There is no one on this forum who is less significant than I am, but I'm in their crosshairs. That's pretty pathetic, actually. I haven't done anything here to lead either of them to believe I give a crap about what they think of me, so why they persist I don't know. There's nothing they can say that would make me care enough to respond. To be honest, I really do like your post. For the reasons I wrote. Initially, part of the reason I wrote it is I knew it would trigger them, but then I realized it's just too easy to trigger them. So that's no fun. So I just posted it to let you know.[/QUOTE]Is the reason you don't respond is because you like your ISG online friend Oakie have never been to Thailand?

[QUOTE=Werqweq;3001020]As a newish BBFS-er, posts like that make me worry BBFS-ing can lead to cognitive impairments further down the road.[/QUOTE]I get you are making a joke but I speak 6 languages and understand the human body far better than any low IQ doctor or scientist. Real smart people start businesses they don't work for other people. Just like the ridiculous theory of the Big Bang the TV show is equally as fake. I actually have met Robert F. Kennedy Jr. He would have made a good President.

In other News the girls in Pattaya are still old and ugly. I snagged a 20 year old from beach road the other night with zero English for 1,000 baht which at the current crappy exchange rate is $30. So with an average local salary of about $461 a month this is 6. 5% so that means a streetwalker hooker in the USA where we make $5,000 a month should be.

$325. I don't know any place where they are that much so I guess Pattaya even at $30 is overpriced. Go into the bars and good luck coming out for less than $120. Pattaya is also broken as the old women resist kissing! Straight up money "Vulture Culture".

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;3000743]Can ET explain why Tyrone is so Angry. I heard they met in person.[/QUOTE]He's getting fucked to0 much by the working girls in Pattaya. He went to one of those testosterone*clinics. Ha ha.

[QUOTE=Allover;3000611]Would somebody please post the baht bus route for Beach and Second Road?[b] This dumbfuck doesn't understand it. He had to buy a motorbike to pick up his Beach Road and Soi 6 uglies and get around town. He can't figure out the circular bus routes.[/b][/QUOTE]When are you flying business class from Southern California to Thailand? After you get permission from your wife or when you get a work release pass?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3001151]The baht bus system map.[/QUOTE]I wish you had of posted this earlier. I could have saved all the money I spent on a motorbike from stack that I earned from the flow of my trading profits.

[QUOTE][b]I get paid on almost every trade, in short, I got it made[/b][/QUOTE]

Are you ok? You are catching ISG cases right and left. Haven't you learned yet that this is the thread for your Thailand [B]RANTS[/B] while you are posting from your Cambodian Slum?

[QUOTE=MarquisdeSade1;3001352]Anyone that flies 10000 miles and pays $2000+ USD for a flight to screw 3rd world hookers with a condom is an [b]UTTER ASS[/b]. And those that accept CBJ are a disgrace to mankind along with those that pay for HJs.

I don't want any of those things for free, but hey its "your money" but its our market you're destroying.[/QUOTE]This is really not a report, but is indeed a RANT!

[B]When was the last time you visited Thailand?[/B]

I reviewed 12 pages of your posting history back to November of 2024. This is your first post outside of a RANTS thread.

[U]Whos market is anyone destroying?[/U]

Here is a interesting post that you made that I found:

[QUOTE=MarquisdeSade1;2959588]Yes I love White men, My father is a white man, my sons are, my brothers are, my uncles are, my nephews are, my cousins are, my neighbors are, my friends are, my employees are, my grandfathers are, my great grandfathers are, my great great grandfathers are and on and on.

Why do you hate your own people?[/QUOTE]Actually I don't. But I'm not white.

[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]

[QUOTE=SouthEaster;3000960]You will notice he never said what he pays. This guy goes all over the place, pays well over the top, in particular for BBFS so it is no surprise he made this comment. I would wager in most cases he has the same issue as you but doesn't mention paying extra because it's all the same to him.[/QUOTE]Well, he's complaining about 1500 in Thailand, about $45 and saying that Colombia girls are much cheaper. However. $50-$60 is a pretty common price point for Facebook girls in Colombia, unless it has gone up since last year.

As far as them being all bareback, not in my experience. BBBJ, sure. Over the years I've gotten that 75% of the time, simply by telling the girls I don't care. They're always ready to bump the price for a BBBJ, but most will do it anyway once they know they aren't getting paid more.

I've gotten or been offered quite a bit of BBFS in Medellin, 1 came with bonus antibiotics. However, the majority insisted on condoms.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;3001387]Are you ok? You are catching ISG cases right and left. Haven't you learned yet that this is the thread for your Thailand [B]RANTS[/B] while you are posting from your Cambodian Slum?[/QUOTE]I'm Still in your head ShortEyes. While you are spending all your time ranting and thinking about me, I'm tossing a one liner now and then. Hahahahahahahahah.