Tijuana trip Thursday the 30 th
I made my monthly trip to Tijuana. I won't cover all the details since all the trips nowadays seems to be following the script of my previous reports. Hang around the usual clubs for an hour or 2 then head over to Las Chavales meet up with GF type buy her 5 0r 6 of those MF'and lady drinks and at 8 pm when she gets off head over to Las Pulgas where she can have some reasonably priced man size beers and dance the night away. She loves to dance and drink and she has been a blessing she seems to always have a good time and alot of fun to hang with.
This night was a bit different than the other nights as we were leaving we ran into Roberto a waiter I knew from hanging at at La Tropical Bar. He was just getting off work and we invited him to come with us over to Las Pulgas. He said he never really goes out drinking or dancing all he does is work. But he said he would give it a try. It was great to ahve Roberto with us, Roberto is fluent in English and Spanish and it really helped to finally have a translator along on our date. By about 2 in the morning we were all pretty buzzed exept for Roberto he was extremely drunk, we left and put Roberto in a Taxi and headed to my GF's car. As we were walking down the sidewalk all of a sudden here comes Roberto. Apparently he got into some kind of argument with the cab driver and now he wanted us to get him home.
Now the first time we went to Las Pulgas we took cabs to get around and I did buy her a few shots of Tequila but since the Tequila made her so drunk she could hardley walk I made sure NO tequila if she was driving. I have come to trust her driving even under the influence. She is pretty much on auto pilot and get from Las Pulgas to the Motel on the other side of Tijuana no problem. However this changed the equation no we had to get Roberto home. It was a nightmare we were driving the wrong way on one way streets, Roberto was having trouble remembering how to get to his apartment. We finally got him home and we were going to head to the Motel exept she was lost. It was like being on a bad amusement park ride. The streets are not marked very well but when I would figure out we are going the wrong way on a one way street I would try to tell her but she seemed clueless. And then it happened we passed a police car we were going the wrong way on the one way street, he turned around and pulled us over. All my Mexican nightmares flashed into my head she was going to jail Maybe I was going to for drunk in public or maybe I would just be stuck there no clue where I was. But guess what this is Mexico after her pleading with him for a little while she handed him ten dollars and our problem was over we were free to go. Wow just imagine if this was the USA driving drunk the wrong way on a one way street and just missing a police car. Certainly you would expect some jail time and costs of a couple thousand dollars.
So after that everything went back to the usual script made it to the motel had a great night and headed to the border around 11 a. M. There was a long line but it moved pretty quick ended up being about an hour wait.
So my next trip is going to be later in July for her birthday. If anyone has any ideas on something I can do to make her birthday special let me know. I am pretty sure I will get a room at Hotel Ticuan, since it is conveniently located right behind Las Pulgas I just don't know about the Jacuzzi suite since MAD GUY reported a smell coming from the Jacuzzi.
Oh yea one more thing I would like to add an advertisement for Roberto if anyone is going to La Tropical Bar and you would like a good honest waiter make sure you find Roberto, he works the day shift untill 8 pm It has been said on here many times Las Chavales and Tropical Bar are good places to go to find GF types, but the main drawback is you should speak basic spanish. Roberto speaks perfect english and he is more than happy to help with translation. You won't have to worry about him pulling the potato chip scam or short changing you. Just tell him Hugo recomemded him and don't mention this site specificly.