Playboy Club's great grandma
Where did you pick up this sexy babe? Most definitely you could never find anything that pretty in Playboy.
In Playboy you are more likely to find her toothless great grandma crack ho. Hehe.
[QUOTE=AnonX69;1887262]Yup, this is the toothless ho on crack for you, I enjoy her every weekend. You may recognize the museum and las pulgas in the background. Got me so horny, we got it on with the curtains open.
the other pic is at her condo[/QUOTE]
Last night at Hong Kong. Odd experience
It was my last night in Tijuana and I wanted to go out on a positive note. I walked into Hong Kong early (around 7 pm) and met a woman named Emel. She said she was 30, but had me fooled. She had a rock hard body and opted for the premium package in the bolt on department. She was petite and had an obnoxious Fran Drescher type laugh that I quickly learned to like. I was genuinely having a great time with her and bought her a couple drinks. We were talking for a good hour, and I decided to get a lap dance from her. She had already told me 1200 pesos to go arriba for an hour and that she wasn't in a hurry to get back to work.
Those VIP half off lap dance tickets are great in my opinion because they really allow you to get a preview of what's to come if you decide to go arriba. Also, I found out that for VIP members, those free drink and half off lap dance coupons can be printed out once every 12 hours, not once every 24 hours. I confirmed this with Miriam at the front desk. Got a lap dance from Emel and juiced the mesero 100 pesos to lose track of time which I also did frequently during my trip. The dance was great and she was a wild one, very energetic and intense. The only problem was that during her ferocious riding and general pounding to my torso and groin area, she jarred something loose in my fragile gringo stomach after a week of eating street food. I felt an assplosion coming on and I had to get back to my room at Cascadas ASAP while simultaneously assuring Emel that I would be back to get her "after I went and got some money out of the ATM".
I ran up to the room, expelled the demons that were in my stomach, took a quick 5 minute shower and ran back down to HK. I walked from back to front looking for my Emel and was not able to find her. I'm sure she probably thought I was full of shit (no pun intended) and left with the next taker. So I was sitting at a booth alone and distraught similar to Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber after he got stood up in the bar. I gave up on Emel and met Ole (pronounced Owl-Lee). She was 23, a little thicker, but a really cute face, and said she had only been working there a month. Had a couple drinks and decided based on our physical interactions and conversation, no lap dance would be necessary.
We agreed on 1700 for an hour and were quickly up in the room. As soon as we were in the room her entire demeanor changed. She demanded money immediately (like as soon as the door shut behind us), OK no problem. Gave her 1700, but she said no we agreed on 1800. This was the first red flag and I should have cut her loose right there and then. She became very demanding about how this was all going to go down. She saw my laptop (closed) and cell phone on the nightstand and kept asking if I was recording her. The entire thing was extremely bizarre and a tremendous boner killer. In my entire time in Tijuana, I hadn't experienced anything like this. She put a condom on me and tried saying it was more money for sucker and all I could do was just laugh (and not pay her an extra dime). The entire session was extremely dull and I couldn't even finish because I was so irritated. Ended up cutting her loose, taking my loss, and paying a visit to one of my preferred SG's of the trip. I probably should have done this as soon as I couldn't find Emel again at Hong Kong.
I really don't like leaving negative reviews about anyone because this is their livelihood, but this was the single worst experience I had down there on my last night of all nights. My question to some of the vets on here is, has anyone encountered an off-experience similar to this and how did you handle it?
Thanks
The secret is, you are the boss
[QUOTE=Striker2;1888667]Help, I'm looking at the reports and seeing mongors spending 100 us a day and getting 3 pops. I'm at HK two days and I'm dropping 400 a day easy. Starting at 10 am 15 to 20 drinks all day at 5 bucks a pop water beer no difference maybe 10 fichas as well as some tips for the whip cream girls and then 80 arriba for a hk or otherwise then 30 two times for a sg. Not to mention tips grabbing some ass tits etc. If someone has a secret for a budget stay let me know I'm beginning to think I'm a walking ATM. No wonder I'm getting whatapp messages from the girls.[/QUOTE]Honestly, there is no secret. Just experience of negotiating and knowing when to walk away. I know a few mongers who use coupons, coupons and more coupons to cut costs. Everyone goes through this learning experience, getting all excited and want to do everything with everyone. I too used to dropped $1000 a week in Tijuana, but now when I visit these bars, I do a walk around. Buy a bucket of beer, tip once, sit and see what interests you. Same goes with the fichas, buy a bucket, save yourself $1-1. 5 a beer if paid in pesos, tip once saves you a couple more dollars. Don't sit with anyone that is brought to you by the maseros, they are hunting and you are the prey. Once you find someone you like take her, negotiate, and when you are done, walk out. That's the biggest mistake most will make is to linger. Go in, do your deed and leave, just leave, do something else, go eat, get fresh air. If you think about it, you spend more money not having sex than for sex.