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[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1332102

Lets not police around the forum here for one off reports, more so when I suspect that with one calling 25-26 as very very young age, one doesn't belong to the set who sits and grumbles over why one can't get a boner without popping a pill anymore and searches for his walking stick the moment he gets out of bed in the morning. Let the number of posts determine experience than numbers, and in that respect, I bow to you O Senior! . Red Mosquito[/QUOTE]It will do good to you if you learn to pause before you speak or write! Look at my numbers and content of FRs to know their depth, variation, variety and not just descriptive stories / soft porn! The person you have imagined will not be able to produce this performance but surely it says something about your inexperience! And don't forget mongering costs money!

Anyway if I ever get a crush on a CG, I avoid writing FR!

Hey guys, even xhamster has a softcore section.

No harm in posting softporn once in a while. At least it is much better than queries for contacts and ragging the freshers all the time.

Thats not what I meant, at all!

Parents knowing each other could mean "your son went all the way with my daughter, so, it has to be him now for the seven-rounds." 'Khaandaan ke izzat ka sawaal hai' (Its now a matter of family honour). So, watch it. Anything but a boner.

[quote=praj4; 1332215]it will do good to you if you learn to pause before you speak or write! look at my numbers and content of frs to know their depth, variation, variety and not just descriptive stories / soft porn! the person you have imagined will not be able to produce this performance but surely it says something about your inexperience! and don't forget mongering costs money!

anyway if i ever get a crush on a cg, i avoid writing fr![/quote]praj4,

i thought you were on medication for incontinence but seems like you have run out of both the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url] and the medicine. i wrote in my reply that my fr was an aberration and also mentioned i just felt like writing it so wrote it. unless the girl i was with was related to you in some way and cried foul to you, i don't really think you should have tried policing around and getting the whole argument convoluted.

i am agreeing my post was an aberration and agreed to many a suggestion that it may not have been right to write on encounters personal in nature where it was not exactly p4p. period. there was a smiley in the end to suggest alls well..but look at you! your incontinence is spreading far and wide, and its making for uneasy reading in a forum meant for mongering. give me your address, i can send you some [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url] lasting october.

you say. 'look at my numbers and content of frs to know their depth, variation, variety'. and then i look at your subject line ' age vs. performance'. how pathetic, no serious, how pathetic my boy?

wow! who are you? the insurmountable king of all things kinky, and we should bow in obeisance, is it? who are you? nancy friday trapped in a man's body? ha! this is so very funny.

make no mistake about it praj4, unlike what you wrote on my imagining a person, i did not imagine anyonw. i was talking about you and your ilk, who can't hold their horses and maybe cum at reading just the frs of others. when sitting in the buff in front of the computer, they give moral lessons to people, offering unsolicited declarations of why young people who monger are immature and why being a bald uncle is the real deal.

whats your real name mate, bobby darling, did i hear?

leave it. just leave it bobby. it was a simple open and shut case, i did agree on my (probable) lack of better judgement in writing that fr, but you sincerely need to treat your incontinence, else you will blow your one in a million chance to be with a girl in buff.

and money or no money, you wouldn't get laid, trust me! ! lol.

red mosquito.

p. s. closing this imbecile discussion on trivialities. just do send your address, i will get the needful sent via blue dart.

[QUOTE=SamNyc19;1332159]For what its worth, I think Laal Machhar is a pretty good name.[/QUOTE]Hehe Thanks. I imagined the situation in my head and it came out funny. .

[QUOTE=SourabhSethia;1332123]Isn't it Naveen?[/QUOTE]You are intelligent Sourabh, my brain must be resting between the legs when I wrote that reply, yes, Naveen it is, or so it seems to be! Polite applause!

Red Mosquito

So the usual story, after getting addha of 100 Pipers down my tharki frend suggested to visit this infamous mall pubs. I always hate going to these pubs as we get all down market stuff. But since was so drunk, I didn't have senses to refuse. Upon raching at past midnight entered prison. Loud music. 20:1 gender ratio as usual. Took pint beer and eyed across. Most was shitty stuff but found 1 gal rating 8. Real hottie.

Approached her and asked how much. She said 500 for dancing, smooching and touching for half hour. I pulled out the note and said here only for smooching. Went to nearby sofa and man she DFK me for 5 mins. Was carrasing her thighs till her panty and boob sucking also. In between bloody bouncer was pulling me away from her, shouting at me to behave else will be thrown out. My faithful buddy intervened and offered him sutta till I get more boob sucking. However within 10 mins she says time over, got up and moved to other guyz eyeing her. Damn.

Stuck around for another hour and gulped 6 more pints. Caught sight of another beauty. Went upto her and told her to blow me in my car. She said 2k, bought her down to 1. 5k. We came out of pub and walking towards my lift. Thats when darkness inside of pub gave way to light of tubelight and enlightened me, ki this girl who was 7 inside is actually a 4. Cudnt imagine her even touching me, leave apart blowing my johnny. And the way she was chipkofying with me she really was looking forward to blowing me. Heavily down with liquour I just told her that I feel like vomitting and go back to pub, will join her later. Thankfully she left. With shaky steps moved towards parking lot, fell down on stairs, bruised my elbow. In the exit gate, lost my parking ticket, got into arguement with security guard, then this egoistic high headed bouncer comes from nowhere and slaps me on face. Get down and throw a punch at his face which is clearly missed and I am about to get another tight slap when people intervene. I just pay the damn fine and drive away cursing.

[QUOTE=Plutomax; ki this girl who was 7 inside is actually a 4. .Heavily down with liquour I just told her that I feel like vomitting and go back to pub, will join her later. Thankfully she left. With shaky steps moved towards parking lot, fell down on stairs, bruised my elbow. In the exit gate, lost my parking ticket, got into arguement with security guard, then this egoistic high headed bouncer comes from nowhere and slaps me on face. Get down and [B]throw a punch at his face [/B]which is clearly missed and I am about to get another tight slap when people intervene. I just pay the damn fine and drive away cursing.[/QUOTE]don't worry dude Vijendra Singh also missed one (in olympics).

As always Great narration.

Thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=Plutomax; 1332314]So the usual story, after getting addha of 100 Pipers down my tharki frend suggested to visit this infamous mall pubs. I always hate going to these pubs as we get all down market stuff. But since was so drunk, I didn't have senses to refuse. Upon raching at past midnight entered prison. Loud music. 20:1 gender ratio as usual.

In the exit gate, lost my parking ticket, got into arguement with security guard, then this egoistic high headed bouncer comes from nowhere and slaps me on face. Get down and throw a punch at his face which is clearly missed and I am about to get another tight slap when people intervene. I just pay the damn fine and drive away cursing.[/QUOTE]WTF was the bouncer doing in the parking lot? This is so not cool man. I have heard brawls with bouncers is an everyday event at these clubs. It was wise to leave. You should take care in the future.

So I am back from a long hiatus! Been traveling all around got some good lays during the trip! Some were reported in the appropriate forums and some are pending considering I spent more time partying and doing rather than recording!

Pleasantly surprised to see that DELHI seems to be getting more and more active on the board! Looking at the post of discovery of new SPAs I guess now we deserve a special sub forum for them!

Apparently almost everyone of you seems to be be blowing considerable money on these MPs on a daily basis! From looks of it everyone is having a great time. I will probably take a tour of these new joints in next week or so, if any recommendations would appreciate a PM of the best of the lot. The itch is for a desi babe with good assets and great service had so many foreign chicks now that any desi dame would do!

Cheers and Happy Mongering to all!

HL

[QUOTE=Horny Landoora; 1332331]So I am back from a long hiatus! Been traveling all around got some good lays during the trip! Some were reported in the appropriate forums and some are pending considering I spent more time partying and doing rather than recording!

Apparently almost everyone of you seems to be be blowing considerable money on these MPs on a daily basis! From looks of it everyone is having a great time. I will probably take a tour of these new joints in next week or so, if any recommendations would appreciate a PM of the best of the lot.
Cheers and Happy Mongering to all!
HL[/QUOTE]Delhi forum welcomes you HL. I did happen to go through a FR that you had posted in the Dubai thread and I must say that you have been having quite the time. Anyways welcome back and I shall send you a PM of the latest soon.

Regards.

BBB29

Sourabh. You got it. Easy isn't it.

Red Mosquito. I love to keep things simple (+_+)

{ _) Thanks RED MOSQUITO 4 PM { _)

Thanks to this forum I got guts and tried one new MP in GGN.

Place was nice with bath tub option. Masssage was done by Ms A. She was so good its sesual massage and in middle of session feel like having sex. She did allow touching her rack. No HJ but she let me allow my self and help too. This was better option then I had in so many mp with nothing at all till now.

Dent. 2.2 k + No tip needed.

Will try again to see if can get more extra.

Its worth visit!

[QUOTE=BlackberryBoy29;1332328]WTF was the bouncer doing in the parking lot? This is so not cool man. I have heard brawls with bouncers is an everyday event at these clubs. It was wise to leave. You should take care in the future.[/QUOTE]I second that! Never mess with the big boys at these clubs! Specially Gurgaon from my previous experience things get real ugly. You were lucky you did not get involved in a brawl and for next time do whatever you may but never try to be macho with the bouncers. Always what may be unless you are HULK you would be at the receiving end.

Is the vivanta by taj girl friendly? If not, can you recommend one?

Thank you.

[quote=red mosquito;1332296].[/quote]he, youngman, you are not only emotionally immature but imbecile too as you don't seem to know difference between sarcasm and uncouth! no meaningful discussions are possible with **** people who cannot read without goggle of emotions!

Sent you a PM.

[QUOTE=Horny Landoora; 1332331]So I am back from a long hiatus! Been traveling all around got some good lays during the trip! Some were reported in the appropriate forums and some are pending considering I spent more time partying and doing rather than recording!

Pleasantly surprised to see that DELHI seems to be getting more and more active on the board! Looking at the post of discovery of new SPAs I guess now we deserve a special sub forum for them!

Apparently almost everyone of you seems to be be blowing considerable money on these MPs on a daily basis! From looks of it everyone is having a great time. I will probably take a tour of these new joints in next week or so, if any recommendations would appreciate a PM of the best of the lot. The itch is for a desi babe with good assets and great service had so many foreign chicks now that any desi dame would do!

Cheers and Happy Mongering to all!

HL[/QUOTE]