Pattaya Reports

[Quote=Kumbu]But rather than telling me to shut the fuck up, perhaps you should respond to my reports in a cogent, reasonable manner and correct my errors so that others don't make the same mistakes. Isn't that one of the purposes of this board? Telling me to shut the fuck up isn't necessarily the smartest course of action.[/Quote][Quote=Ira Johnson]Either you are arrogant beyond belief or you are a troll.[/Quote]Gee Ira, I never libelled you!

[Quote=DownTowner]As for your critics " for a forum about getting laid, it seem some of us on this thread needs to get laid[/Quote]Can't dispute that, DownTowner!

Perhaps I was a little too harsh in critisising Kumbu's reports and I will correct myself in that should have begun my "counter" opinion report with a "disclaimer" so "not to make the same mistake, twice" let me begin this report with:

"The following opinions are the writer's only and do not, in any way, mean to imply that they are shared by others!"

It will also save me from typing numerous "IMOs"!

The minute details of a paid sexual encounter with a Pattaya Thai SP(or, for that matter, any SP at any location in the world!) especially in the long, drawn-out manner you report in, serves no worthwhile purpose except to entice the readers! I'm certain some like to be enticed(like Ira!) but I find no worthwhile purpose in it!

I like to gain knowledge from this website; others like to be entertained(see above)...so be it and describing in detail what you did with any SP does not add to my knowledge base!

After all, we(the thread readers that agree with me, of course!) all have our own ideas on what constitutes good sex and what we would like to do(or have done to us) in a paid(or, for that matter, unpaid!) sexual encounter!

Also, IMO, what you typed thousands of words to describe could have been summed by reporting "I went with ________ to my hotel room and she kept her promise and we had a great night together" Period!

Unless something happened that was above and beyond "same old, same old"(like entering in a thought process for the beginning an emotional attachment to an SP that you just had paid sex with!), to repeat:

[Quote=Kumbu]This girl seemed to be genuinely interested in pleasing me, and she was enjoying herself too. I like that. I like her. Uh-oh.[/Quote].

Red flags go up and this information is definitely worth sharing!

This website's threads would be better served if reports specific to paid sex with SPs,(such as names, vital statistics, locations, prices, availability, opinions on quality of sessions, any problems encountered, etc.!) would be shared in a direct, concise manner without a lot of uninformative "window dressing" added!

Save your "minutial" details script and submit it to Penthouse Magazine, contact details at:

penthousemagazine.com

for "The Penthouse Forum", so "you know who" can read and enjoy them:

[Quote=Ira Johnson]I like Penthouse Forum.[/Quote]Cheers!

I was out and about in central Pattay last Thursday when I decided to pop into [i]Secrets Bar[/i] to watch one of the World Cup matches. I was just sipping a soda and minding my own business when a voluptuous Mukdahan princess parked herself next to me with a dice game and a friendly smile. I knew what she was up to (i.e., working), but I'm not a big football fan, so it was a pleasant distraction.

When I first decided to [i]check bin[/i] my plan was to go home alone. But I guess the princess' magic worked as I paid her bar fine and off we went into the night in search of some Isaan food. We found some chicken, greens, bamboo shoots, fish, sticky rice, etc, and went back to my quiet, little hotel on Soi LK Metro to enjoy it. On the way we stopped at a "7" for some water, and the [i]zaftig[/i] sweetie bought a packaged wet towel, and to my surprise, yogurt(?).

Once well fed and well washed we went deep for a couple of rounds. She was good. At about 3:30am she muttered something in Thai-Lao-glish about a facial. [i]Huh?[/i]

No, not that kind. The insatiable honey wanted to [i]give me[/i] a yogurt facial! I was in a [i]go with the flow mood[/i] by this point in the wee morning, so I laid my head back on a pillow and let her do her thing. In Thailand, there's a first time for everything it seems...

A couple more spirited rounds the next morning, and she was off at the crack of noon. I was left with very smooth cheeks, [i]and[/i] a number of rather mean looking bites on my neck. As I looked at my distorted image in the mirror I can only imagine that the yogurt made her more than a little crazy, and she could not control her inner beast any longer!

A couple of nights later I stopped at [i]Secrets[/i] and I saw her sitting and smiling slyly with another guy (victim?). Nevertheless, despite my black and blue neck, I'll remember my strange little [i]Pattaya Twilight Saga...[/i]on a full moon night!

ps: a few pics from around town for your viewing pleasure

I strongly support Ira's view on the way Kumbu was "attacked". Although I am not a regular contributor to the Thailand forum but I really enjoyed the FR from Kumbu. I found it enlightening whilst at the same time entertaining.

I am sadden by the fact that in this day and age, we cannot just enjoy a good and well-written piece of article or Field Report (FR) without resorting to some form of negative criticism.

Finding someone like Kumbu who still practices the art of good writing is few and far in-between. Can I be so bold as to seek a show of support for Kumbu to continue contributing to the Thailand forum or any other forum in ISG? Kumbu you have my vote with a big Thank you.

Cheers


[QUOTE=Ira Johnson]Lexb;

With all due respect, I feel it is not the best choice for you to speak for others. In this forum, you have seen many people praise Kumbu's reports. I am a huge fan, and yes, I like Penthouse Forum. The difference is I believe Kumbu's adventures happened.

Each person has his own tastes. For example, I like shaved girls but there are some in my home forum over in China that would use my preference to start a vigorous discussion, even going so far as to use the word 'mutilation.' However, these discussions do not devolve into personal attacks.

I do not speak for others. However, I would much rather enjoy a debate of opinions here than outright attacks and claims that you represent the majority.

Either you are arrogant beyond belief or you are a troll. Either way, I hope you will reconsider the way you attack this man.

Ira[/QUOTE]

[quote=normad2020]...finding someone like kumbu who still practices the art of good writing is few and far in-between. can i be so bold as to seek a show of support for kumbu to continue contributing to the thailand forum or any other forum in isg? kumbu you have my vote with a big thank you. cheers[/quote]thumbs up for kumbu! someday, i'll get to the end of one of his reports...

i think he should write speeches for america's gun-toting sweetheart, sarah palin. he definitely has a lot more intelligent things to say! ;)

maybe he will start writing to the thai wankers association about atm fees?

[QUOTE=Amjeck]And how much did pay for this sterile experience? I've never had a girl in Pattaya suggest a cbj. I've only had girls who refused bj outright. Wow, Pattaya must be changing![/QUOTE]

Yup, the other day, I had a Soi 6 girl turn me down for the bbbj, cbu ok, but no bbbj.

So, I just paid for the LD and walked a couple of bars down to the dancing club (?) and got what I wanted. Easy.

[QUOTE=Ira Johnson]Lexb;

Either you are arrogant beyond belief or you are a troll. Either way, I hope you will reconsider the way you attack this man.[/QUOTE]For sure, Kumbu does not need us to defend him. His writings give him all the credibility he needs on this forum, and I am astonished that anyone would attack such literate and intelligent (and interesting) posts.

Lexb, looking at your posts however, you seem to travel the world virtually, ie by posting a series of argumentative posts in a whole range of country threads, but with very few (if any) actual experiences... Perhaps you should think about making some positive contributions yourself before you criticize others, and gain some respect?

I just wanted to chime in my support for Kumbu's posts which I think are very entertaining. Keep it up (in more ways than one).

I don't post often for fear of my wife ever finding out, but for the guys who like a vuloputous woman, there is a gorgeous one at Tim's named the who has a beautiful sultry face, huge rack, and an amazing Valkyrie tattoo on her lower back. She's the first WG that ever wanted me to help her come after I finished. I thought that was pretty cool that she enjoyed herself as well.

Pattaya is definitely one of the best places in the world (I've been almost everywhere) and I'm jealous of you that get to go back since I might never again have that opportunity. My best to all.

[Quote=Mouse1]Lexb, looking at your posts however, you seem to travel the world virtually, ie by posting a series of argumentative posts in a whole range of country threads, but with very few (if any) actual experiences[/Quote]I am flattered that, who I consider, an excellent ISG poster would "put me in my place"!

Since you don't know me, personally, and don't know exactly where I have or haven't been, I have been to all the places I write about with the exception of Melbourne, Australia and Chisinau, Moldava(but, re-read my reports and do not confuse all my location headings with information and/or opinions given as, on a few occasions, my topic was information requested).

In these two series of opinionated reports, respectively, I gave my personal beliefs about pricing of a particular sexual act and, in the Chisinau thread, responded to, what I considered, a report full of misinformation(actually, lies, is closer to the truth!).

Once again, just my opinion in both, nothing more, nothing less and I don't expect everyone(or anyone) to agree with me but I would be more than happy to change opinions if I was proven incorrect by a contradicting opinion(not just, "mind your own business" or "you don't know what the hell you are talking about", etc.!).

But, Mouse1, attacking me personally by implying that I have contributed little or nothing informational to the website, IMO, is a "cheap shot" and does not represent your usual level of reporting! If you re-read my any of my reports, I hope you will alter your opinion of me, just a little!

Admittedly, I'm not as nearly as good as you but I do try!

Have I angered you that much? If, so, I apologize as I am not mean-spirited by nature but, possibly, to a fault, I try to live my life by thinking in a logical and reasonable manner!

Perhaps, Mouse1, it is a conflict of our interpretation of this website as I rely on it for a source of valuable information and get "put off" when a report goes, what is IMO, way "off topic" with desciptive language with, I consider, no informational value!

Cheers!

Remember the old saying: "those who can do, and those who can't become critics?" I think that's the major difference between Kumbu, who writes highly entertaining, literate, self-deprecating posts, that have taken him some time and reflection to write, and Lex what's his name, who has probably never left Idaho.

GE

I for one will miss Kumbu's reports until the next time he is in Thailand.

Most entertaining, and as he says nobody is forced to read them.

At the end of the day all that matters is whether Kumbu was happy with the girls he took and the money he paid. And by all accounts he has many many happy memories of his recent trip to Thailand. In addition many of us over here who don't have the same regular opportunity to "monger" are able to share his exploits.

Good on you Kumbu!

Like many of my fellow mongers I have enjoyed Kumbu’s recent Thailand reports immensely.
Good on you Kumbu!
You made the most of every minute of your stay, enjoyed so, so many different experiences and, more importantly took the time and trouble to post reports so that your fellow mongers could enjoy also.
Although I do not often post in the Thailand section, as I am an “infrequent” visitor to the L.O.S. I have read Kumbu’s recent reports on a daily basis.
His interesting, humorous and informative reports have brightened up many boring days for me and make a welcome change from the “Where can I find a …………” or “How much should I pay for …………..” posts from punters who obviously have not R.T.F.F.
I too have had many experiences where the girl “seemed to be enjoying herself” and where she has stayed well over the previously agreed time.
OK, perhaps the girl in question has been a better than usual actress and giving me what she believed I wanted just to extort a tip but, just perhaps, there are occasions where a P4P encounter can be an enjoyable and pleasant experience for both parties.
Like Kumbu, I also have experienced, what I believe was true affection from (and for) several working girls that I have met over the years.
Just don’t fall IN LOVE with any of them!
Kumbu, if we ever meet I owe you (at least) a beer!!
Enjoy,
Hotman.

P.S.
Anyone know where I can get a,

KUMBU FOR KING!

Tee shirt made ?

[QUOTE=Hotman 666]
Anyone know where I can get a,

KUMBU FOR KING!

Tee shirt made ?[/QUOTE]

I too tip my hat and wag my tail for Kumbu and his excellent reportage over here in the Thailand threads. So much so in fact that Kumbu becomes the first featured ISG poster in my new Mongers I Admire Series on the Angus Magee Blog.

[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]

Thanks so much Kumbu for your always fascinating contribution to the ISG forum.

AM

Not sure if I have been mentioned somewhere in the recent reports by the Sir Kumbu fan club?

Just in case my postings are being tainted with the 'Not really happened category,' this is my take on it.

When you live in a City like Pattaya (which is really just like a village) for many years many strange things can happen. Good and bad. Over the years I have had my share of both. My sexual experiences have been good and bad as well as some probably unbeliveable. The unbeliveables do not happen every day, month or even year. Sometimes the gaps can be years. I do understand that if I write them down in a few sentences they might seem unbeliveable. It's up to the reader to believe what they want to believe. But, everthing I have written has actually happened. The good, the bad and the unbelivable.

[QUOTE=Rubberyman]Yup, the other day, I had a Soi 6 girl turn me down for the bbbj, cbu ok, but no bbbj.

So, I just paid for the LD and walked a couple of bars down to the dancing club (?) and got what I wanted. Easy.[/QUOTE]
Wow, on soi 6? WTF? What bar was this at? Soi 6, the dirtiest, sleaziest place in Pattaya offering a cbj? Unreal! Boy that is so sad to hear.

On a side note: I've had about 20 girls (all 21yo or younger) from soi 6 in the last several months. About 75% quoted 1000 ST + 300 room and all came down to 700 + 300. 25% quoted 700 + 300 for room and only a few came down to 500 + 300.

Conclusion= times are changing.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]
Once again, I have no argument here. I may very well have a skewed perspective on this and all other things in life, but that's me. And I am sure there are others in the world like me, so you gentlemen should comment on this skewed perspective and try to correct it. I am almost done with my reports, so you should all breath a sigh of relief that your eyes will no longer be held open while you are forced to read these long reports. I'm *almost* done...[/QUOTE]
I'm certain that I speak for the vast majority of the members of this forum when I say that your reports will be sorely missed. I've enjoyed every one of them and they've contained valuable advice on hotels, restaurants, transportation, women, bars, gogos, etc., written beautifully by a gifted author. But you also weren't afraid to let your ego go and report your true inner feelings. Your reports drew me in and kept me hanging on every word.
Thank you for your fresh and entertaining perspective too often written about by members who write with what appears to be a 3rd grade education,

Best of luck to you.