Walking Penis Syndrome (WPS).
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2164214]Fucking amazed. My cousin is a prime example. His wife is from Malaysia so she was paying for him to live in Pattaya because her father had died and she wanted to spend time in Malaysia with her mom who is up in age. Did he really have to add Pattaya hookers to his facebook?
Before that he was married to his first wife who was paying all the bills in the house at the time. Did he really have to have his side chick (his present wife now) in the house while his wife was at work? Not to even mention the chick from work he also took to their home and got pregnant while his wife was not there. That kind of shit just blows my mind. Now he is back home with his mom and child support out the ass with no passport. Not at all how a 47 year old guy should be living.[/QUOTE]When a man gives his penis veto power over his brain, the outcome is often disastrous. Each time his brain told him it was a bad idea, his penis said go right ahead because it is going to be fun. It is typical Walking Penis Syndrome and there is no cure for it. All one can do is let it run its course to the inevitable conclusion.
Potential complication for old guy with young Pinay wife / live-in girlfriend.
Many pensioners plan to marry or shack up with a young horny Pinay fuck monster then life happens and they get a high number on their PSA test, biopsy follows, and the surgeon wants to snip their prostate out. Should they let him? Here is one fellas story about why he wants his prostate back:
Your prostate gland labors in obscurity. The size of a golf ball, it's tucked away under your bladder, biding its time until you and your reproductive system decide to emit the sacred seed. Then the semen assembly line kicks in: The sperm swim up from your testicles to the seminal vesicles, and there they are mixed in a happy bath of fructose, vitamin see, and prostaglandins. This brew then proceeds to your prostate, which tops it off with enzymes, citric acid, and zinc before your man milk is propelled out of your body and into hers with rather pleasant smooth-muscle contractions. This long bomb triumphantly delivers your DNA into the end zone. Ah, glory days.
But around the time in your life when you start to think more about your 401 (k) than foreplay, your prostate starts to misfire. It swells in size, and the swelling clamps your urethra in a vise grip. If the cause of the swelling is benign, you're lucky. That's what those running-to-the-men's-room commercials for Flomax are all about. But some of the very same symptoms can also be caused by a prostate-cancer tumor.
It's June 18,2008, two nights before surgery. I'm in bed with my wife, and I miss my prostate already. I tell her that if and when we have sex again, there will be no ejaculate, no man milk, no wet spot. Henceforth I shall be seedless. You can see where I was going with this, can't you, guys? I was hoping I'd receive a happy send-off.
My wife says, "You should talk to your doctor about that. " Gosh, honey. Thanks.
Here's what patients think their doctors say: If you undergo the relatively new "nerve-sparing" prostate surgery, you will eventually return to the level of erectile function you enjoyed before you had the surgery. It may take weeks, months, or a couple of years, depending on age and prostate size but that mojo will return. That's what patients want to hear, too, so maybe they miss the doctors' qualifiers about "most men" and "in certain cases "
Unfortunately, that's just not the truth, says John L. Gore, M. The. , an assistant professor of urology at the University of Washington. "Even with a perfect surgery there's going to be some shutdown."
Dr. Gore is qualified to say this; he conducted one of the most recent studies of prostate-cancer patients and how surgery affects them. He and his UCLA colleague, Mark Litwin, M. The. , followed 475 prostate-cancer patients for 4 years. These patients received more scrutiny than the typical so-how's-your-erection questions from their doctors. They filled out a 20-minute questionnaire in the privacy of their homes before surgery and at 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 18, 24,30, 36, 42, and 48 months afterward. And, no, things were not as they had been before.
"We're not saying sexual function is terrible after surgery," says Dr. Gore. "We're saying the likelihood of that function being exactly what it was before surgery is essentially zero. " And, he adds, you'll recover what you're going to recover within 2 years. "Beyond that, it is what it is."
Okay, so. Just how messed up are prostate patients? That question was answered by a nine-hospital study of 1,201 men, led by Martin Sanda, M. The. , director of the prostate-cancer center at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. After 2 years, radiation and brachytherapy patients complained most about urinary and bowel troubles; the 603 prostatectomy patients (93 percent of whom had nerve-sparing surgery) complained more about sexual function. To be blunt: Sixty-four percent of them said their erections were not firm enough for penetration (compared with 17 percent who had erection trouble before surgery), and just under half did not recover erections suitable for sex. This is, remember, 2 years after their surgery.
"One problem is that doctors often don't spend enough time with their patients to fully explain that sexual recovery typically takes years, not months, and often does not occur," Dr. Sanda says. "Men might assume that as long as they can have a nerve-sparing procedure, their sexuality will be fine. In reality, nerve sparing provides a reasonable chance for erection recovery, but it by no means guarantees it."
I'm not trying to pick a fight with urologic or cancer surgeons, but rather to help prostate-cancer patients have expectations that are more realistic. "Patients live a long time after treatment and many die with, rather than from, prostate cancer," notes Dr. Gore. "It's critical that they participate in shared decision making with their physicians so they don't come out of the process with regret."
I had no regrets. At first. I spent one night in the hospital, and 5 days later I taught a 3-hour class. Soon I'd quit inserting pink panty liners into my boxers. And urination became a reclaimed pleasure: I could whizz like a racehorse, just like in my teens.
As for what's clinically called "restoration of sexual function," here's my official report: I dunno. My marriage was a mess, so you can imagine the amount of sexual healing that didn't happen. But plenty of guys' marriages are, you know, meh just okay. So I wonder: Do a lot of wives think this is a dandy time to close up shop? How many other wives make it a habit to come to bed long after he's asleep?
I also wonder how much of the sexual wreckage is more than just nerve damage. Without any ejaculate, I feel like a broken toy. Like a water pistol that squirts jelly. (Or nothing.) If love ever comes my way again, I'll sort of dread it. I'll be a spectator at my own sexual rehab, and we all know what that does for an erection.
While wondering whether I'd ever again throw the high hard one, I read everything I could about prostate cancer. Within weeks I was filled with remorse. In early August less than 2 months post-op the USA Preventive Services Task Force, the nation's leading independent panel of experts in prevention and primary care, said doctors should no longer screen for prostate cancer in men age 75 and older. At that age, the panel reasoned, the harms from treating the cancer outweigh the benefits.