Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=DriftClouds;2664608]But so many of us don't speak Spanish, where do you meet semi-pro normal girls? Pick up lines at street? Bars? Like, A lot of us are incel and never developed those skills in the USA.[/QUOTE]First thing, well done for going back and reading the forum. Not only did you go back, but you went way back. Not many will put in the effort.

Unfortunately, you wound up in a place where every answer is wrong, or right, depending on who you ask. It's entirely subjective and very few people will consider your situation and your comfort level. In some cases taking the advice offered is an expensive mistake.

I'll let you in on a little secret. Almost every guy is "incel" until they learn what works for them. Once you figure it out, you'll be amazed at how easy it is. Unfortunately, there's no one method. You'll have to find a solution that fits you.

Fortunately, in places like Medellin there's a simple and cheap solution (compared to the US). The only difficult part is deciding where you want to get the girls.

You need to start with your skill set. Both MrEnternational and The Tall Man have been traveling for pussy for a long time, and both speak Spanish. TTM lives in Medellin, so his situation won't help you. Not knowing Spanish isn't an insurmountable problem, neither is a lack of skills in picking up women. It just means you probably won't have much success chatting up random women.

While plenty of guys will tell you there's no need to try and set up girls in advance, it's probably your best bet for a successful trip. If you have someone with Medellin experience to guide you, there are plenty of options. But if you try going solo, you might not feel comfortable enough to pull the trigger.

Here are a few recommendations, in no particular order:

1. The Medellin Mansion. It's a hotel where working girls hang out at the pool during the day and in the bar at night. Many of the guys who stay there have been coming to Medellin for years. They will be happy to help you get laid. There are guys on the forum who will look down their noses at you if you stay there. However, you should be more interested in getting laid than in having some stranger pat you on the back. It's the easiest way to get women in your bed. You'll pay more for lodging and for girls, but it's still reasonable.

2. Casas, casas de citas or casas de chicas. Brothels. You might have to climb some stairs and there's a door to open, but that's the hardest part. Once inside you'll be guided towards a place to sit and the girls will come out and introduce themselves. Pick one, she'll guide you to a room and take care of business. Some places ask for payment in advance, some places you pay when you finish. Service and selection aren't always the best, but most casas are cheap.

3. Strip clubs. Prices are a bit higher than a comparable casa.

4. Facebook. Many people will tell you it's a waste of time. Others will tell you it's the best source of girls in Medellin. One big advantage is that you can work on it any time. Once you get started, you can add a few more girls whenever you have 2 minutes to spare. Eventually, Facebook will start recommending girls to you. At some point, girls will come looking for you. You just have to decide which ones you want.

[QUOTE=Huacho;2664492]How do you know she will do what you want when you haven't even met her? She'll certainly [B]tell[/B] you she will do what you want. Then you will give her 250 k and then she will decide what she is going to do. That is a much more likely scenario.[/QUOTE]Correct, I don't know, but I have had a handful of other girls who were largely the same deal before. I have managed to find girls who will play my girlfriend for a day or two or however long is decided. I have spoken to countless girls off of Tinder, IG, and Facebook, I have a good sense of when a girl is telling me what she thinks I want to hear or when she seems genuine. I scout girls a month or two before my trips and the good ones are the ones who become friends with me and talk to me (they initiate conversations) during that time. This builds chemistry and she becomes more comfortable with me and we talk about what I like and what she likes to do, in and out of bed. Before we meet I do not send cash, that's the rule, and if she keeps asking then I block and move on to the next.

I will bring little gifts here and there from the US for these girls (1 or 2 girls per trip to Medellin), be it lingerie or some perfume. The lingerie I buy from Shein or Victoria's Secret panties on sale. I've found that these girls swoon over gifts like that, usually $15 or less, and it will make me look even better in their eyes which makes the experience better all around.

Sure some guys think 500 k per day is a lot, and I do dabble in the occasional casa visit to get my rocks off for 60 k, but sometimes I want that girlfriend experience, and I am paying for the illusion.

If you want to just do an hour or two with one girl and move to the next, there's plenty opportunity for that in Colombia. But for me? Sometimes I want to do other things and not go out alone the whole time I'm on vacation. My main priority in Colombia is to have the best vacation I can possibly have.

I'd love to tag along and check out the scene and get some pointers. Beers on me of course.

[QUOTE=Tasss;2664637]Don't know if it'll help anyone but here we go anyway. This Vennie girl named Daniela used to work in Santa Fe in Bogota and now she has moved onto Medellin. Two years ago when I went to BOG, she stole some money out of my pants pocket. Not much but annoying enough for me to tell the cops who grabbed her from her hotel and threw her in jail for a few days. The Vennies all know each other so this time when I came back to BOG, a girl told me Daniela moved onto Medellin and is bragging about how there are so many foreigners in Medellin and how much money she's stealing money them. Anyways she looks like a generic Latina, so I'm not sure if this helps but here's her photo attached and her FB profile.[/QUOTE]And she has a twin sister named yusne. I know her personally and I'm a client of hers and of her sister but they have never stolen anything from me neither one of them, and on the contrary both of them give really good service although I fuck with the sister more often than her.

I really appreciate the quick responses gentlemen. I was thinking of changing my flight to a later time, but maybe I can try to get the test done on a Sunday.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2664399]If you are returning to the US, the requirement is one day before, rather than 24 hours. In your situation it doesn't matter much, departing at 5 AM, but for anyone leaving later in the day it does give them more time.

There are labs in Medellin which test 7 days per week. The US Embassy has a PDF file listing testing locations throughout Colombia, just search for Covid testing Medellin. You will need to check the different lab websites to find one available for when you need it.

Many labs will come to your apartment or hotel room, but you will need to schedule the appointment 2 or 3 days in advance.[/QUOTE]Thanks JjBee62, I seem to be in a tough spot with the early morning flight. I did look at the PDF list from the Embassy website which lists the hours for the Labs. Apparently none of them are listed as open on Sunday.

[QUOTE=Recondite;2664462]I liked the service that San Peter apartments recommends. You can whatsapp them at +57 302 2690395 for more info. I set it up 2 days before I left and the nurse came to my apartment the day before. She told me she was willing to fudge dates and times if my flight changed or whatever else. I think I paid 150 k but you can ask them.[/QUOTE]I'm actually staying at the San Peter apts. I'll contact the number to see if they can set me up with somebody on a Sunday.

[QUOTE=LuvChicas;2664489]I've used the MDE airport testing site frequently, and it advertised it is open 24/7. In fact their is a chance I may use them tomorrow Friday? If I get the opportunity to confirm it is still 24/7, I will? Luvchicas luving MDE.[/QUOTE]Thanks LuvChicas, that'd be awesome if you can confirm that they are open specifically on Sunday night / Monday morning. Thanks again and safe travels.

[QUOTE=ColombiaLover;2664204]Where were you looking? There are hotties all over Medellin. There are hardened girls (like anywhere), but most of the ones I see are anything but that. And even though I would not mind passing time with chicas over 25, most of my girls are much younger. By the way, I'm primarily a FB guy and I do my homework. No Gustos, no strip clubs, no centro, and don't bother with casas any more.[/QUOTE]Maybe next time I will concentrate on all SA and see how it goes. I don't do Facebook.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2664078]You talking club girls? Or Facebook girls?[/QUOTE]Club girls, casas, and strip clubs. It's like the whole place changed and the vibe was gone. I remember how much fun I had at Luna Lunera 4 years ago. I go this time and it was a clip joint and no hotties although I talked to one girl before I left after the 150 k minimum to just sit down.

[QUOTE=DriftClouds;2664608]But so many of us don't speak Spanish, where do you meet semi-pro normal girls? Pick up lines at street? Bars? Like, A lot of us are incel and never developed those skills in the USA.[/QUOTE]Facebook, using google translate. Seems to be work well enough for me, got them messaging me like crazy. I will let you know how it plays out once I get down there. If they are semi-pro than they are still interested in the money. As far as "normal girls" goes, don't bother, remember crazy in the streets = crazy between the sheets.

As for being incel, go easy on yourself, that term has some pretty harsh connotations and let's face it, women in the US are by-and-large absolutely horrible to try and date. The problem might not be you, it could be, but IDK. I know my issue is that, while I have a great personality, I am fat and sort of weird looking. Also I only recently began making decent money and become somewhat successful in my career, so yeah, American women aren't too interested in me. But that's OK, because whenever I leave the US, all of a sudden I am a top catch, pros, semi-pros and "normal" women take interest in me.

[QUOTE=Tasss;2664637]Don't know if it'll help anyone but here we go anyway. This Vennie girl named Daniela used to work in Santa Fe in Bogota and now she has moved onto Medellin. Two years ago when I went to BOG, she stole some money out of my pants pocket. Not much but annoying enough for me to tell the cops who grabbed her from her hotel and threw her in jail for a few days. The Vennies all know each other so this time when I came back to BOG, a girl told me Daniela moved onto Medellin and is bragging about how there are so many foreigners in Medellin and how much money she's stealing money them. Anyways she looks like a generic Latina, so I'm not sure if this helps but here's her photo attached and her FB profile.[/QUOTE]I see photo but not a profile of her Facebook page your talking about, I'm I missing something?

Hi,

Is there anything in Medellin kind of SF low tolerance zone? Many girls in one spot. My goal is to spend less time and effort to search girls, I don't want to run around the city in the hope to get my dream girl. And it's good to see 2 girls a day younger than 25 year old.

What about casas in Medellin Centro via Chapinero?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Igor54;2664825]Hi,

Is there anything in Medellin kind of SF low tolerance zone? Many girls in one spot. My goal is to spend less time and effort to search girls, I don't want to run around the city in the hope to get my dream girl. And it's good to see 2 girls a day younger than 25 year old.

What about casas in Medellin Centro via Chapinero?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]You really should RTFF. That being said, plaza botero and parque lleras will be what you are looking for. Botero is cheaper and more like Santa Fe. Lleras is more expensive but better quality women although you can find some of the same chicas in botero that work in lleras. As far as casa go I don't really know much about casas as I'm a centro street rat kinda monger. However someone handed me this card the other day for a place called chicas punto com maybe it's worth checking out.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2664701]First thing, well done for going back and reading the forum. Not only did you go back, but you went way back. Not many will put in the effort.

Unfortunately, you wound up in a place where every answer is wrong, or right, depending on who you ask. It's entirely subjective and very few people will consider your situation and your comfort level. In some cases taking the advice offered is an expensive mistake.

I'll let you in on a little secret. Almost every guy is "incel" until they learn what works for them. Once you figure it out, you'll be amazed at how easy it is. Unfortunately, there's no one method. You'll have to find a solution that fits you.

Fortunately, in places like Medellin there's a simple and cheap solution (compared to the US). The only difficult part is deciding where you want to get the girls.[/QUOTE]Appreciate it.

I reached out to a reputable facebook tourguide girl, recommended by many people in this forum. So she does countryside horseriding (literally hose, no implying) tour guide, and she posts her clients photos, mostly mid-age, retired age. I would imagine that tour is beautiful for many 40+ male escaping New-York city lifestyle. But I am horny young guy that need to get it out of my system and live in a small town, like I can look out of the window and there are plenty of grass out there, So I am not so interested in the horse back tour. But based on you guys reports, she is good in bed and sounds like she might make me pop 3 times a day. So I said, "oh, that sounds beautiful, but I am a young guy and I want something hot like fire, do you have other tours? You know what I means?" She replied: "no I don't know what you mean, please be more specific (in Spanish)" So I am thinking that horse back tour sounds like about 5 hours at least, I am thinking that hours of time she charges might be more than the "behind closed door" time. What's y'all experience about that? I like some touring of course. But I don't know how to explicitly say it. I don't want to be rude, she might like her horse touring job better than riding some stranger dudes.

What should I reply? Does she do other tours? Is the "behind closed door" service come with the touring?

You guys know who it is. If you guys know other tour guides that fit my need better, please recommend to me, PM me. Thank you.

[QUOTE=DirtyDJ;2664743]I'd love to tag along and check out the scene and get some pointers. Beers on me of course.[/QUOTE]Hi sure I am here went there yesterday.

I need a couple of links for facebook girls for this weekend nights.

Sureman.