Seoul

[QUOTE=Ezinho]Your description of her ass sounded good so I went to Itaewon last night around 3 am or so but Nymph was closed, no lights on. Same with Peach Phuzz. Why are these places closed, do the girls get "barfined" or something like that? .[/QUOTE]

My sense was that last night was a slow night, so they just may have gone home "early". More likely possibilities are the resident SP: (i) was helping out a sister at another club with a threesome - although that usually doesn't involve lights out unless they're not planning on coming back for the night; (ii) was on an hotel outcall (same caveat); or (iii) was engaged in a relatively long-term session w/ a regular customer; my fav always turns off the outside lights when I'm in the house to minimize the likelihood of being disturbed by some wanker pounding on the door even after finding shade drawn and the door locked.

[QUOTE=Catire]alas, the homemade Korean Viagra cure for me isn't their flat chests.
It's their flat asses. I've never seen such flat asses in my entire life. Like a straight ironing board.
[/QUOTE]

Like the one pictured here in the photo gallery:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=999006[/url] ?

LOL. I see more of these than flat ones. Maybe you're looking in the wrong places.

[QUOTE=Kimchi Warrior]My sense was that last night was a slow night, so they just may have gone home "early". More likely possibilities are the resident SP: (i) was helping out a sister at another club with a threesome - although that usually doesn't involve lights out unless they're not planning on coming back for the night; (ii) was on an hotel outcall (same caveat); or (iii) was engaged in a relatively long-term session w/ a regular customer; my fav always turns off the outside lights when I'm in the house to minimize the likelihood of being disturbed by some wanker pounding on the door even after finding shade drawn and the door locked.[/QUOTE]

Another reason I neglected to mention: maybe the SP was in recovery mode. Saw the fav last night for a 2 hour tag team match. Before I left I had to tuck her in on the couch for a nap, set her phone alarm for her and turn off the outside shop lights for her so she could get some rest. ;) Easy to imagine she needed it after having had multiple Os, as the ones she gave me had me, between gasping for breath, requesting she call 119 when she finished me off. ;) ;)

[QUOTE=Kimchi Warrior]Like the one pictured here in the photo gallery:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=999006[/url] ?

LOL. I see more of these than flat ones. Maybe you're looking in the wrong places.[/QUOTE]


I'm not "looking in any places". I am referring to what I see around me each and every day.

that being.. Korean flatlands.

Kind of like being in the Nevada Salts.

[QUOTE=Catire]I am referring to what I see around me each and every day.
[/QUOTE]More than likely you've developed an astigmatism. Consult an optometrist, you'll be really glad you did- mini skirt season is in full swing.

[QUOTE=Seoulstice]mini skirt season is in full swing.[/QUOTE]
So is final exam season judging by the low cut tops the students have been wearing, finding any excuse to come to my office and bend down to talk to me.

I have a 12 hour layover coming up in Seoul.

Any recommendations near the airport would be greatly appreciated.

I'll make sure to post any results.

[QUOTE=Seoulstice]More than likely you've developed an astigmatism. Consult an optometrist, you'll be really glad you did- mini skirt season is in full swing.[/QUOTE]

my vision is perfectly fine.

More than likely you're suffering from that chronic and common ailment that affects most Caucasian males here. (obviously they're used to obnoxious and fat North American heifers back home)

Yellow fever.

Since my vision is perfectly normal and I suffer from no fever, I can note that most Korean minis are of the fluffy/poofy variety which conveniently hides the fact there is no derriere there.

I also feel compelled to point out that a lot of them wearing minis shouldn't really be wearing them with those stick/bird legs. At least some form of exercising would be useful to most of these Korean princesses, who are either rail thin, or flabby or both.

Granted, once in a while your neck will snap, but that's a lot less common than a casual reader may think.

[QUOTE=Catire]my vision is perfectly fine.

More than likely you're suffering from that chronic and common ailment that affects most Caucasian males here. (obviously they're used to obnoxious and fat North American heifers back home)
these Korean princesses, who are either rail thin, or flabby or both.

Granted, once in a while your neck will snap, but that's a lot less common than a casual reader may think.[/QUOTE]LOL If it's not your vision then it must be your perception. Believe as you like bro - if Korean booty is a half empty cup and that suites you, then so be it. Take a look at this vid and tell me whether they're rail thin or curvaceous.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmrdUfZTlNI[/url]

As for me, I'm ailment free. I haven't lived in the continental US since 1987.

[QUOTE=Seoulstice]LOL If it's not your vision then it must be your perception. Believe as you like bro - if Korean booty is a half empty cup and that suites you, then so be it. Take a look at this vid and tell me whether they're rail thin or curvaceous.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmrdUfZTlNI[/url]

As for me, I'm ailment free. I haven't lived in the continental US since 1987.[/QUOTE]

ah yes... the surgically enhanced (overwhelmingly in terms of %) Korean models.

Sure, most of them are quite nice to look at.

as are models almost anywhere, even North America.

What does that have to do with the average woman on the street?

interestingly enough, Korean women are adapting Western mores in terms of body desireability. This means the old stick rail thin look is on the way out and now they want S line or X line look. It'll be interesting to see how they get it :)

having spent some time living in Latin America, they don't have these issues over there, they're just born with it.

[QUOTE=Passingthrough30]I have a 12 hour layover coming up in Seoul.

Any recommendations near the airport would be greatly appreciated.

I'll make sure to post any results.[/QUOTE]Unless you want to chance going into Incheon itself, I don't know many options near the airport - although there maybe some "barbershops" in the shopping areas near the airport, and if you wanted to rest you can ask in arrivals (info desk) for a nearby guesthouse (W50 000 - W70 000) with pick-up/return service and take a walk around. Not sure what is there, though, but the guesthouses are good value for a night-time layover

Into Seoul itself - take an express bus to Kangnam City Air Terminal (1hr-ish ride). It is at Samseong subway station Line #2 (Green line), close to the Anmas at Seolleung and Yeoksam stations, 1/2 stops away on the subway. You can get directions / names of places around these stations especially from other forum posts (not an expert here), but lack of Korean may be a problem. Barbershops (with the multiple spinning poles) are also around.

Good luck.

yes, you too can be a Korean model

[url]http://www.banobagi.co.kr/face/post_photo/cafe_post_face.asp?adcode=6OLFLEMEUHDXWA4XOJVVP5CBY[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVtpbeqEeDM&feature=related[/url]

;)

[QUOTE=Catire]yes, you too can be a Korean model[/QUOTE]
If that's your idea of a model, it no wonder you have issues with Korean women.

[QUOTE=Coitus68]If that's your idea of a model, it no wonder you have issues with Korean women.[/QUOTE]

my "issues" with Korean women are simply that I find their "culture" to be Martian and generally speaking, they don't really do much for me outside of blueball relief.

You (and others) are entitled to feel differently.

Sure there are some stunners and models, but that's true for any country the world over and in most other countries, you'll find much greater variety among the model set. I'll take NYC or Miami models over the Seoul set, ok?

Neither you, or I, nor anyone on this board will be banging a Korean stunner or model anytime soon (unless you're willing to shell out unspeakable sums of money) so it's really not an issue now, is it?

Walking around the streets of St. Petersburg or some large cities in Latin America is much better on the eyes (at least my eyes), not to mention that your odds of actually snagging one of them will be considerably higher than around here.