Bangkok Reports

Day 16 Last day of tourism just for shits and giggles, saw another what, etc.

Thonglor Massage One: Picked Bebe, and honestly couldn't tell what was going on with the braces, or was it food stuck in there? Not that attractive, but attractive enough. But strangely English was quite strong. Based on the things she was telling me about herself and why she doesn't escort, why she chose this place that's in a quieter neighborhood, I suspect that she could be more along the lines of middle class who fell on hard times. Maybe even went to an international type school in Bangkok. We never go to places for the massage itself, but wasn't bad, no BJ or anything, but sex was ok, came in doggy. An ok time was had. If I had to say she looks like a less attractive version of Avena Lee. If you know who I'm talking about then you're really old school like me. *.

Maid Cafe: Very tempted to walk in here since it's right there not too far from Thonglor Massage One, but as I peeked in the window, I saw the 'maids' wearing their masks. Which is fine, but in a situation where there's no sex, and now you can't even tell if the chicks are cute or not, what's the point? I get it, it's just a cafe, but I just didn't see the point. *.

Pretty Massage: Being in the Thonglor area, I decided to stop by Pretty Massage, the oily that's literally next to Momo in the small alleyway headed to the back of Nikko Hotel. Had Bam, which from the photo, they let me see her in real life and she's quite a looker. Luckily for me, she's pretty good in bed too. Service oriented, and though she moaned a bit about me needing to use a second condom since my old man dick gave up, I gave her a tip for not giving up. I freakin' came in doggy. Thank you Bam, wham bam thank you ma'am. I need to make a small correction to one of my previous reviews (Jasmine from Picasso was found here, not Momo massage, with so many girls, so many places, I think my confusion is understandable). One note, this place had a clock! One of the few places that only had a clock, but it worked. These 2 places side by side to each other, Momo and Pretty, they honor their time commitments to the minute. So kudos to them. Most places will get to or close to the time, but this place is pretty precise. *.

Addict: Having had Lily 3 times at Addict, I wanted to try someone different here and had Mona. Shapely, pretty with big naturals, long BBBJ, and I managed* to come in doggy, friendly enough but even at 90 min I did feel kinda rushed a bit. I actually wanted to tip her at the end, but the last few minutes were so rushed, I didn't even get the chance. All good to me. *This whole day cost about as much as that one session from the terrible escort that day, the more I think about it, the more I've learned what not to do, what to do, Jesus H Christ willing that I get to come back again to do this. 3 hot fucks for the price of one shitty escort. Go figure. To each his own. But I'm definitely an oily / massage place guy, for sure. *.

Got to add, before I forget, some places like Kokoro have an audio warning system to let people know in the lobby that a customer is walking down. For Kokoro it's a hilarious plastic duck noise maker thing, other places just have the girl shout, some use bells. It's pretty neat. *.

Before I go on with the rest of the days, let's talk about 7-11. It's fucking amazing here! Like Mcdonald's, why are the American shit way more awesome outside of the US? In the US Mcd's and 7-11 is shit. Setup is shit, customer service is shit. But 7-11 in Thailand is like Duane Reade on crack. Friendly, capable, hardworking staff. Grocery store, deli, pharmacy all in one. Hot food. Fresh food. Everything. Awesome selection of Thai food favorites. Get this fellas. If you buy 2 drinks, they give you 2 straws! Holy shit. Very prompt payment processing too. Say what you want about Asian people, but you can't beat their work ethic. It's awe inspiring. *.

I notice too that it's pretty random when it comes to the girl whether she wants to arrange with you for a time out at your hotel without letting the boss know, or if she feels like she has to let the boss know. Some are pretty cavalier about it, exchanging Lines, etc. But some are pretty paranoid, and in some places you see a little sign that says no exchanging of contact information. Go figure. *.

As mentioned earlier I only tip if the girl is friendly and doesn't give up on me, so it means I generally cum. Best if it's sex, or CIM. But over the duration of this trip, I've become more pragmatic about hand jobs. Cause I think of it like this. If it's a hot girl giving me a hand job, it's still better than me giving myself the handy. Especially if it happens right after I've fucked her, or she's blown me all day. *.

So far I've had more than a few encounters with girls that work in 2 places. Like Rita that was both at Thaniya and Thermae, or Dear who's at Thermae at night, and All Stars in the day. Man, you got to give them' credit for the hustle they got to pull, the amount of work they got to do to pull in the dough. How hard they work, puts us in the west to shame. Honestly. *We're so lazy by comparison. *.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2752031]That name brings back some fond memories. 6,7 years ago, had an [I]assignation[/I] at Snow White, Soi 26. Bit early, so decided I'd walk up the soi a bit, then walk back. As I was walking, a door pops open. Mid-afternoon, there were 2 ladies in FULL evening dresses, 1 with a DEEP V neck and some VERY NICE cleavage showing. After a couple of decades visiting Thailand, I figured I was past surprises, but that certainly did. Passed on the invite due to previous [I]engagement[/I], but bookmarked. Remembered the advice of an old Thai hand from decades ago: Don't be like a kid in a candy store, "I want that, no this, no that, no that. Just pick one, take, enjoy, then return later to sample another [I]candy[/I]".

Returned several days later, just walked past as curious if the "Jill-in-the-Box" would repeat. It did, though, this time, 2 younger women in street clothes. Went inside, besides the 2, there were 3 others sitting in a row of chairs along the window, looking out the drawn curtain for likely [I]candidates[/I]. I checked the prices, decent, same as other places. I picked one of the attractive "Jills-in-the-Box", and up we went along a STEEP and NARROW staircase. Small room, but clean, a/c worked, small shower stall in the room. She (as usual) left to grab her kit. As I somewhat remember, we showered together, she starting a BBBJ in the shower. Then to the bed where I received a very decent massage from strong hands. Then, flipped over on back and we got down to the nitty-gritty. Very enjoyable, enjoyable enough, in the ensuing years, I'd visit once a trip and take the same girl. It must have been VERY enjoyable as it wasn't until a couple of years later I realized that the Soi 26 door was the back door; the front door was on the Soi 24 alley (the time I did leave from the front, besides the 4-5 girls at the back window, there were another 6-8 inside the front door or sitting on the patio outside).

I can't say there was anything special, but the "Jill-in-the-Box" I ALWAYS enjoyed. Decent place, good service where you're remembered. Haven't been there in 4 years, so now, can't say. But on my return this year, I will see if the "Jill-in-the-Box" still works.[/QUOTE]That's a good way of putting it actually, "Jill in the box". Yeah it was kinda funny how everytime I walked past, a girl would pop out of the door to tempt me in, I do admit most were attractive. If there's a next time for me in Bangkok, I should give this place a try.

[QUOTE=Kookey;2751976]Is this a BJ only or FS offered place? Please shed some light, this is on my list.

And other question, is this the place - [URL]https://goo.gl/maps/KPCNosMZ31bUDd1SA[/URL] ??[/QUOTE]Yes this is the place and it's FS, the girl I got anyway was FS.

[QUOTE=JasonSilva;2751888]One of the most sensible post here. This forum need Thank you and Upvote option for such posts.[/QUOTE]Thank you JasonSilva, I appreciate the support. Just like in the Prague section of our vaunted forum here, I always hope to keep a positive and civil discourse going with my reports. I do my best to give honest opinions of my experiences on the ground. This is what I saw, felt, etc. Empathy, a little bit of understanding and regard for their culture and language goes a long way in any country.

[QUOTE=Werqweq;2751088]Sorry you had such a terrible experience, but man, you just have to send her away with no money all. There is absolutely no reason to do anything else when something like that happens.

I cannot remember ever hearing about any agency retaliating, and it would not make any sense for them to do it either. If the woman / escort herself becomes angry or tries to make a scene, you just need to call the reception and tell them there is a problem and send security to your room.

I understand if you might want to pay up rather than risk a confrontation, but man, I wince when I read stuff like this.[/QUOTE]Dude, tell me about it. I've had more than my share of run ins with locals all over South East Asia, I don't mess around. I can only hope something like her doesn't ever happen again. All I can say is with escorts you've never had before, buyer beware. I'm just glad there's a forum like this to share the experience and to rant about it.

BKK Happy: Yes! Noey is back and saw her today, and boy am I glad. She seemed a little flustered in the beginning, but I understood quick that that was her m. O. It's her ritual in a way to begin the session. You'll see it, it's kinda adorable. But from her I learned the amazing fact that all the tools of her trade, the little basket they bring around with the mouth wash, condoms, soap, etc. It's all on them. They pay for that shit. So do them a favor sometimes and bring your own condom if you need more than one. Not saying my dick is huge, but the ones they use tend to the smaller size. Ha, I can say that now since the wonder pill makes me so hard, I actually have a nice sized dick for a change instead of the limp disaster from past times. In a way, I saw how the donuts were made today, first time seeing a guy being escorted out as I was coming in for the same girl, but let's face it. We know the deal. It is what it is. Just shut your mind to it and for 90 minutes pretend it's just you. Just like 2 weeks ago she was very friendly, very smiley,*very active, and tried very very hard to make me cum. I finally did cum, through a BJ / HJ combo and I accidentally sprayed cum onto her hair, sexy! Same room even, and even with 2 weeks she remembered me still. What a sweetheart, such a gem, a real keeper this one. Tipped her. And so should you guys when you see her. Treat her like a princess. They don't come as good as her. She's a rare one. She tried so hard for me, we went beyond time as well. The first time that's happened on this trip. I did see Champagne on the way out, and man oh man, what a stunner. No time though. *.

Aurora: This is the Aurora that used to be Puru Puru, and from the line up picked Ray. In hindsight I shoulda just gone with Champagne back at BKK Happy. While Ray was friendly enough, no BJ and not much of anything. Sweet and kind, but kinda lazy, the sex was ok and somehow I managed to come in doggy. Lazy in the fact that she spent the last 10 min asleep too. Jeez. Says she spent some time at the gogobars of Phuket, so that might go a ways to explaining this. The bar girls, like the karaoke girls, like the Thermae girls, tend towards getting you off with minimal effort, coasting on their looks. But these massage / sauna / soapie girls, especially these more mid budget places, some of them work very hard. Just got to be lucky to land one. It's weird for me, in that the harder the girl tries for me, the less the odds of me being able to come from the sex itself. CIM no problem though. Could be coincidence but a lot of the real sweethearts I've had so far, the pussy just wasn't tight enough, or maybe I wasn't fucking right. It's said sex is mostly in the mind, but tell that to my dick. Whatever, the magic pill has done wonders for me on this trip. *.

Got to say I've had more listerine, more massages and more showers than I've ever had in my life on this trip. More jacuzzis too. Fan-fucking-tastic. Not the listerine bit. Hell, even with the Grab, Metro and BTS, I must've walked 50 miles by the end of this trip. Talk about exercise. And the heat with all the sweating, vitamin the from the sun. This place might be healthier for you guys than anyone realizes. Certainly for me. Well, maybe not the food. If I stayed any longer, I'd eaten myself to death. Like my idiot old man. Ha! Just an observation, the traffic here is so insane, especially on the main Sukhumvit road, that buildings, especially the fancier ones will have a flag guy to wave traffic down to stop, so a car could drive out. Just incredible. *.

Don Quixote: It seems no one here actually knows how to pronounce 'Don Quixote', ha. This one was a real downer. Mamasan showed me photos, and though 'many' girls were available, and I should've stuck with the one I wanted, she finagled me into Jesse, and while not the worst session of this trip, she is definitely one I would not pick in a lineup. Not attractive in the least, at least her body was ok, and thank Zeus I did only an hour. Just couldn't cum though, the whole time I just could not look at her face, and mamasan said she was 'popular' and the service was great. Man, good thing the whole situation was cheap. Clearly, mamasan just wanted her to have a customer on this day. If that was excellent service, then it was pretty bog standard. I was expecting that with a face like that, maybe she did way more like rimming, but nuh-uh. Look, I can say all this shit, cause I'm ugly as sin too. Only ugly people get to call other people ugly. But 'popular'? Mamasan said she was popular? Puh-lease. At this point, I've done 2 other girls from this place, reported on some time ago. Pick those other 2 instead of this chick. *.

RSK: I did walk into this place and though mamasan wanted to give me a line up, all the girls were sitting outside anyway, from the Line communications the girl I wanted had just left. Apparently this place qualifies as a 'kapoo' as well. RIght in the middle of all the other massage / oily joints? During the lockdowns, this must've been one of the places that switched out to being a 'kapoo' to cater to local customers to keep themselves going. Interesting. *.

Nana: I won't say where and who, cause I really want to keep her to myself. But she came up with a pretty solid reason not to be barfined by me, and I theorized that this must really be the beginning of where girls are encouraged to hustle for more lady drinks as opposed to being barfined out. Obviously, it's to the benefit of the bar itself, they could give a shit how much the girl makes for herself. So to compensate, I bought her just one lady drink, and left. Let's see how things pan out in the future if I ever get to go back to Bangkok. *.

There's this website where I won't name names, but it's a synonym of stone or another geologically hard material. Or a musical genre. Anyway, he'll write on places around the world and occasionally*places in Bangkok. I've learned now that he's clearly being paid to say really good things about these places. Yes, we're not idiots, don't trust any review you read out there. Use it as knowledge of a place's existence, but believe me, it's nowhere near as awesome as some of those reports would have you believe. Case in point, Ola-Ola, Hunny Bunny, Picasso, Casanova, etc. *.

As promised in an earlier post I would share the highlight experience / encounter in my Thailand trip.

[URL]https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-bangkok/linda-in-bangkok-independent?utf8=%E2%9C%93&location=Bangkok[/URL]

After spending way to much time online trying to research escorts and a bit weary of all the positive reviews I arranged a meeting with Linda.

Linda is girl next door, nymph fire cracker.

She arrived at my hotel on time, after exchanging pleasantries straight to the shower, cock in mouth for some serious DT. Lots of lathering with soap, washing, finger banging DFK.

If there was a modern day geisha Linda would be it.

After shower on the the bed, where she used lots of oil lots of body sliding and genital sliding, crazy things with her legs. Lots of rimming and funky positions. I could have sworn that she must of worked at Doki Doki before as it was a very similar experience to my first visit to Doki Doki, unfortunately my recent trip was a disappointment but everything seemed disappointing after Linda.

I think the first finish of the two hours was a huge load all over her face and hair, which I had been saving a few days just for her and she loved it, so did I.

Pretty much spent the rest of the time more fucking, she has lots of energy. I don't think there is much she won't do, of course ymmv.

At the end of the session she made my bed tucked in the sheets etc. I then knew she was be a repeat.

Second session was in same hotel but got I room with a bath, which was unfortunately two small but still had some wild fucking in there followed by another less epic facial.

I was going to see her a third time but never made it back to Bangkok before having to head home.

Yes 4 k (2 H) is pricey compared to a FL or even get a a spicy go go 20 year old but the service and attention she will give you is worth every damn penny.

A Rainbow 4 girl I like but never Barfined, I'm not really sure she like me like I like her. She more of the really shy demure type. Hahaha.

She hooked a 300 plus pounder Asian.

I' couldn't sleep thinking what on Earth could they be doing.

I'm hoping she didn't get Hurt.

She can't be over 93 pounds herself.

First and foremast, I salute you for some quality and fun FR's. Definitely Report of Distinction material. Inspiring, and useful, even for a old hand member.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753391]If you know what Montezuma's revenge is, then not only are you as old as I am, but you're from North America. [/QUOTE]Or as it's known in the Middle East, a [I]shawarma blowout[/I], and by blowout, I mean EXPLOSIVE. Just be thankful you had access to a western toilet. Unless you have EXCELLENT thigh muscles, bombsights will be the death of you.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753391]At this point I've met girls from all over, some from Bangkok itself. But again most of the stories are strikingly similar and parallel a lot of what I've seen for myself decades ago. I get it's the culture and all that, but none of us ever ask to be born in the first place, but to be born to have to carry the burden of family like that, just cause they were born girls. It's cruel if you ask me.[/QUOTE]That filial duty is a back-breaker.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753391]I can't remember now if I reported on this already, or if it's going to come up in my future reports, but it's worth mentioning. In Nana, on the second floor, was it one of the Rainbows? Can't remember which gogo now, but I saw a security guard turn away a customer at the door. Like he looked at him, and motioned him to turn around and leave. This guy plus his friends were from the part of the world associated with the word 'subcontinent'. There's a number of subcontinents*on the planet, I'll just say it's an Asian subcontinent. I've read about this phenomenon, and from what I've also heard on the ground, from the girls themselves as well, they seem to have a somewhat colorful, albeit slightly*negative reputation. I don't want to paint*an entire grouping of people to be bad, I'm sure there are many fine fellas from that group, but when I saw that happen for myself, I then realized, well whadya know, it does happen. Seemingly at random, some dudes just get turned away at the entrances of some gogo bars. In my future report, I'll mention a girl who told me that she specifically doesn't want to work with them either. That is quite interesting. *.[/QUOTE]They have a reputation of being Lookie-Lous, trying not to buy a drink, fondling the ladies, not [I]playing[/I] nice. OBVIOUSLY a generalization, but the old cliche of "a few bad apples". For different reasons, male Thais seem not to be allowed in clubs unless with a falang. Several times, I've been asked to take a Thai male friend with me. Why? I was just told that if he tried to go alone, there would be problems.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753392]Addict: Having had Lily 3 times at Addict, I wanted to try someone different here and had Mona. Shapely, pretty with big naturals, long BBBJ, and I managed* to come in doggy, friendly enough but even at 90 min I did feel kinda rushed a bit. [/QUOTE]It's been a number of years since I've entered Addict. My [I]gripe[/I] there is way TOO much silicone. MY experience, most girls got [I]theirs[/I] from a hospital, not from Mom. I did find one natural, with FANTASTIC service (I had asked for several [I]known[/I] names, but none were available. In the subsequent lineup, she was the only one in civvies (manager explained she was a new hire waiting on uniform, suggesting I take her) and with the best real smile. In the room, she was apologizing for a) not being a "name", and b) not having BIG breasts. They were fine and natural). Made some short trips outside of Thailand, came back couple of weeks later. No Cake. Desk didn't know her, most girls shook their head. Finally one did recognize her, said she had left (duh), no business. Somehow, I just had the feeling she couldn't compete with the [I]artificial[/I] endowments with most patrons. Shame, but she was a winner. This was before Line, and I didn't get her mobile number. Complacency strikes again.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753392]I notice too that it's pretty random when it comes to the girl whether she wants to arrange with you for a time out at your hotel without letting the boss know, or if she feels like she has to let the boss know. Some are pretty cavalier about it, exchanging Lines, etc. But some are pretty paranoid, and in some places you see a little sign that says no exchanging of contact information. Go figure. *.[/QUOTE]If there's a rapport, I do ask for a Line contact. I don't try and bypass the boss, just use it to keep in touch and ask them to book the appointment at the MP.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753392]As mentioned earlier I only tip if the girl is friendly and doesn't give up on me, so it means I generally cum. Best if it's sex, or CIM. But over the duration of this trip, I've become more pragmatic about hand jobs. Cause I think of it like this. If it's a hot girl giving me a hand job, it's still better than me giving myself the handy. Especially if it happens right after I've fucked her, or she's blown me all day. *.[/QUOTE]Being [I]of age[/I], I know my limits, even with chemical enhancements. I recommend Sakura Akasuri & Massage, Sukhumvit Soi 55 (near soi 6 on 55, short walk from Thong Lo BTS station). The salt tapping (salt poured on your wet body, then scrubbed with a luffa mit), steam towels, lotion massage is always one of my stops. One large room, divided into wet and dry sections. HJ, BJ, and maybe FS extras, between you and the girl. Usually, I'll stick with the HJ given it's a [I]no pitch[/I] day. But if you want to feel REALLY clean (and know where EVERY skin break is on your body) , salt is the way to go.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2749833]Addict Massage: Back to Lily for the 3rd time. She's even more GFE with me now, but also because of that there's less attention in a way, more time spent on her phone, cause now she's used to me. I'm figuring from this, unless more is arranged or agreed*upon, 3 times is about the max you're going to get from a girl when it comes to really good service. [/QUOTE]Can happen. First phone [I]pause[/I], yellow card. Another phone [I]pause[/I], red card. I don't consider myself a creature of habit, but if I find someone [I]fun[/I], I do repeat. With at least one, over a number of years. But I do agree, 3 times does seem to be the separation line. I remember one Soi 23 MP girl, that 3rd time, she didn't heed the caution, so I cut the session short, paid, and left. She was "Don't be mad, don't be mad. " Wasn't mad, just unacceptable behavior. On the other hand, I was in a place where I thought a happy ending was probably on offer, but not sure if more. Decent massage, and after the front massage, she started drawing circles around my crotch, asking "extra?" Price check, happy ending. Next time, I was curious, so as she was massaging my back, kneeling next to me in shorts, I ran my hand up the back of her leg. She asked the dumb question, "You want sex?" Yes, please. 3rd time, I took a shower, laid down, she just stripped naked, got into bed with me. No pretense of a massage, which was a bit of a shame as she did offer a decent one. But I am willing to make sacrifices.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753401]Don Quixote: It seems no one here actually knows how to pronounce 'Don Quixote', ha. This one was a real downer. Mamasan showed me photos, and though 'many' girls were available, and I should've stuck with the one I wanted, she finagled me into Jesse, and while not the worst session of this trip, she is definitely one I would not pick in a lineup. Not attractive in the least, at least her body was ok, and thank Zeus I did only an hour. Just couldn't cum though, the whole time I just could not look at her face, and mamasan said she was 'popular' and the service was great. Man, good thing the whole situation was cheap. Clearly, mamasan just wanted her to have a customer on this day. [/QUOTE]Mixed obligations. She wants to keep her girls working, but she also needs repeat customers.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753401]There's this website where I won't name names, but it's a synonym of stone or another geologically hard material. Or a musical genre. Anyway, he'll write on places around the world and occasionally*places in Bangkok. I've learned now that he's clearly being paid to say really good things about these places. Yes, we're not idiots, don't trust any review you read out there. Use it as knowledge of a place's existence, but believe me, it's nowhere near as awesome as some of those reports would have you believe. Case in point, Ola-Ola, Hunny Bunny, Picasso, Casanova, etc. *.[/QUOTE]Say something bad about a place, post a bad review, you can / will be sued. It is possible to have your passport taken by the police as the case winds its way through the SLOW court system. So I take any site reviews with a grain of salt, relying more on customer reviews.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753401]BKK Happy: Yes! Noey is back and saw her today, and boy am I glad. She seemed a little flustered in the beginning, but I understood quick that that was her m. O. It's her ritual in a way to begin the session. You'll see it, it's kinda adorable. But from her I learned the amazing fact that all the tools of her trade, the little basket they bring around with the mouth wash, condoms, soap, etc. It's all on them. They pay for that shit. So do them a favor sometimes and bring your own condom if you need more than one. Not saying my dick is huge, but the ones they use tend to the smaller size. Ha, I can say that now since the wonder pill makes me so hard, I actually have a nice sized dick for a change instead of the limp disaster from past times. In a way, I saw how the donuts were made today, first time seeing a guy being escorted out as I was coming in for the same girl, but let's face it. We know the deal. It is what it is. Just shut your mind to it and for 90 minutes pretend it's just you. Just like 2 weeks ago she was very friendly, very smiley,*very active, and tried very very hard to make me cum. I finally did cum, through a BJ / HJ combo and I accidentally sprayed cum onto her hair, sexy! Same room even, and even with 2 weeks she remembered me still. What a sweetheart, such a gem, a real keeper this one. Tipped her. And so should you guys when you see her. Treat her like a princess. They don't come as good as her. She's a rare one. She tried so hard for me, we went beyond time as well. The first time that's happened on this trip. I did see Champagne on the way out, and man oh man, what a stunner. No time though. *.

Aurora: This is the Aurora that used to be Puru Puru, and from the line up picked Ray. In hindsight I shoulda just gone with Champagne back at BKK Happy. While Ray was friendly enough, no BJ and not much of anything. Sweet and kind, but kinda lazy, the sex was ok and somehow I managed to come in doggy. Lazy in the fact that she spent the last 10 min asleep too. Jeez. Says she spent some time at the gogobars of Phuket, so that might go a ways to explaining this. The bar girls, like the karaoke girls, like the Thermae girls, tend towards getting you off with minimal effort, coasting on their looks. But these massage / sauna / soapie girls, especially these more mid budget places, some of them work very hard. Just got to be lucky to land one. It's weird for me, in that the harder the girl tries for me, the less the odds of me being able to come from the sex itself. CIM no problem though. Could be coincidence but a lot of the real sweethearts I've had so far, the pussy just wasn't tight enough, or maybe I wasn't fucking right. It's said sex is mostly in the mind, but tell that to my dick. Whatever, the magic pill has done wonders for me on this trip...[/QUOTE]I just wanted to express my appreciation for all your reports. Not only are they informative and accurate descriptions of the places you visited, plus the ladies you encountered, but they are also eloquent and honest accounts which are most useful for all those spending time in Bangkok. They are especially relevant for me; being of an advanced age myself, I could relate well to a lot of them. I look forward to further reports to come.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2753396]Yes this is the place and it's FS, the girl I got anyway was FS.[/QUOTE]What was the bill?

[QUOTE=YngMong;2753417]Linda is girl next door, nymph fire cracker.
Yes 4 k (2 H) is pricey compared to a FL or even get a a spicy go go 20 year old but the service and attention she will give you is worth every damn penny.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review.

What does her face and body look like in real life?

She looks a bit chubby on her pictures, is she still like that or heavier?

Decided to go ahead with the plan to try a sideline gig, fiwfans or sideline or one of those. Hit up 2 that werent too far away in Rachada, claimed good specs, and tried not to pin hope on the pics. When you add them on line you are auto sent their info and pics, both the same as the website. Both responded very quickly, and one could see me within an hour so I booked in. Took the mrt to HK station and got a bolt from there to the hotel. To fill in a few spare minutes I had a cup of tea at Emmanuelle by HK station to see how they were holding up. Exterior of building looks woeful. Chatted with mamasan, and surveyed the 11 girls available mid afternoon. The overcomplicated price list I was handed ranged from 2900 to 8700 split across 8 or 9 grades. Top 2 tiers werent represented in person there at the time but one of the 3rd tier "model" girls there looked very attractive from 8 meters away. Her price 6700. The lower grades had made an effort in presentation but time takes its toll, and ID guess the high 30's or maybe even 40's age bracket are the norm there. Mama bemoaned the lack of Chinese tourists who she said were the biggest tippers, and talked about conversations she has had with them about difficulties in entering / exiting China at the moment. Very polite, not pushy, gave me her business card.

Anywho. Got to my ladys hotel and lined her. Received the room number and knocked. As anticapted instagram filters had done their work, but I wasnt expecting the supermodel advertised anyway. She was also a little heavier than advertised I think, but still quite attractive with a nice figure. Service was a bit like a massage. She helped me undress, showered me and then proceded to deepthroat in the shower. From there festivities went as advertised. Covered sex, no direct kissing and no fingering too far inside. Otherwise cuddly and affectionate.

First and foremost, want to again THANK [B]Newton York[/B] for some great FR's, along with other members who answered my queries about Patpong. I do practice what I preach, RTFF, so, using the search function to conveniently find Newton's posts' links all on one page, read through them one by one, making notes of places and services that would interest me. Using Google, found the establishments' webpages and took a look at locations, prices, services, photos. Now I learned a LONG time ago to not place that much stock in photos, but they can be a start point and provide other possibilities. But definitely, I want a lineup when there.

What I found interesting is that a lot of places I didn't know. Not saying I'm a creature of habit. But [S]...[/S].

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[INDENT]Soi 33: Never been to Soi 33. On that side of Sukhumvit, Soi 7, Beer Garden, or Soi 23, MP row, was just about as far as I got. OK, several trips to Doki-Doki to try, but, sorry, I just DON'T get it.

Soi 26: Well, RuenThai2's "Jill-in-the-Box" stopped me from proceeding further, and I did visit Snow White previous years until the [I]'box[/I]. But no further.

Soi 24-1: Only place there is Cherry's Massage. Kiwi, yes, she's NOT slender, and I think the photos add some weight. But the rack is natural, I can personally vouch that she is A+, and she did provide great service.

Soi 22: The alley with all the MP's, Kiss, Passion, Honey Bee, [S]...[/S] Last visit, 3 years ago, walked to the end (it is a short alley), nothing really caught my eye. Turned around to walk back when the mamasan of the last one, Kiss?, called out, "More ladies inside" (2 or 3 sitting outside). Walked in, there was all of 2 more inside, the ones outside came in for a lineup. The mamasan dispatched one of the ladies to "go fetch", and a couple of minutes later, back she came with another 4 or 5 ladies from the "sister" shops. There were some possibilities, but I told the mamasan I didn't like silicone, I liked natural. Her face just crumpled, she lost her hopeful smile, and said that they were ALL silicone. YIKES! It's like a plague. But she did say I should check Passion, they had some, maybe. Followed her advice, and inside, lo-and-behold, there was Khun, attractive with a decent natural rack. I THEN selected my menu item, and off we went, she good enough that I upgraded in the room (personal deal) from BJ to FS (in hindsight, should have paid the menu FS and saved a couple of 100, but it was worth it). My disappointment came this year: I had been complacent so didn't immediately get her Line-ID, figuring it was good enough service, I would return the following week. But you know how that goes[S]...[/S] So now, she's MIA. Keep repeating my mistakes. [/INDENT]
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Definitely now have a list of some different places to try.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2748363]Can Can: Went back in search of Aer, and from the lineup, just left, mamasan was no help at all. You'd think she'd say something like Aer would be back on so and so day, want to make an appointment, etc. But nothing. I would see Aer again soon enough, but on this day it was no go. It was a little frustrating cause I thought to myself, Jesus H Christ, why is it so damn tough to repeat fucks here? In the end, not really. One must simply have patience. *.

BKK Happy: Back here for Noey, same thing, mamasan said not available and no help whatsoever. Though I myself did forget that she told me she was going back home for 2 weeks. *.

Venus: Wanting to repeat Wiwi I just walked in and man oh man, was it a shit show to get her. Today was a day of weird not being able to repeat with the same girl situations. The day was hot as hell as well, and I was losing my cool. But arrangements were made, Line's were exchanged and voila, Wiwi's going to be around in a coupla hours.

Tilac: Hung out with one of the barmaids, Fah. Strangely, to me she was cuter than some of the actual go go girls. Chubby with huge tits. Right next door was a little bar restaurant deal, I had a late dinner of pad khra pao moo. Holy shit, I forgot to say 'mai ped'. The fact that she told me she's an actual nurse at an actual hospital made her even sexier to me. Lines were exchanged. But God knows if she's available or how much it'd be. [/QUOTE]LIke I said above, for the NEWBIES, bring your smart phone, get a local sim card, and get a Line account. It's a win-win situation:
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For her, any astute WG will want a clientele base that will follow HER from shop to shop, bar to bar. It's money in the bank.
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For us, makes it so easy to contact her directly. I don't try and bypass the shop, but I can message and ask if she's available on such and such a date / time. If so, she can book the appointment. You can easily find out where and when. Plus, you are getting the info FIRSTHAND, not secondhand via the shop. And you don't have to listen to the boss's pitch of an alternate provider unless you want to. Sometimes I might, other times I already have secondary targets selected. And you bypass the BS of "She's on holiday." When will she be back? "Next month, you try another" when, in actuality, she's flown the [I]coop[/I].

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As to Thermae. I was lucky enough to have experienced Thermae-1, the previous location. Now THAT place, 1:30, was a real Star Wars bar. I've used the Thermae-current 20 years ago when my playground was Nana. If I didn't find anything at Nana, I'd walk back to my hotel on Soi 15, stopping in at Thermae to see if anything caught my eye. On occasion, yes, and using the back entrance, down the steep stairs, out to the parking lot, and directly onto Soi 15, a discreet exit. But when it went pro-Japanese (no slight intended), and I had a curfew, now a moot point. Recently watched an inside video from a month or 2 ago (I agree, who is making those), seems very "clean", if you catch my drift. Myself, I might venture in out of curiosity one time, but [S]...[/S] Then again, you never know. To quote Trink, TIT.

BTW: Does anyone remember the legit massage place in the hotel above the Thermae? On 3rd or 4th floor, you could take the hotel elevator. Nice establishment, legit massages. Or maybe I was naive; when she said finished and walked out, I got up and got dressed, rather than lying there as an indication of wanting [I]extras[/I]. Only ONCE, in many, many years, did a girl offer, and that was mid-evening, not mid-afternoon. Became a sporting goods shop or maybe a gym. They did move to some crummy place on Soi 9 or 11, but nowhere near the original's ambiance.

I remember one time, normally I don't carry a pocket camera (this in the days BEFORE mobiles. Yes, the DARK ages), but I had been out and about getting some street shots. Just a mango sized case. Took it off for the massage, finished the massage, and of course, in the dimly lit room, forgot it. In fact, it wasn't until at least the day after, maybe 2 or 3, that I remembered. I had NO hope of it being there, but you have to try before you complain (about yourself). Went to the desk, explained, and the receptionist said, "yes, it's right here, this it?" I couldn't believe it. I asked to see the massage girl to thank her, but she had gone home (think it might have been an upcoming holiday, or maybe [S]...[/S]). I asked for a sheet of paper, wrote a THANK YOU, put 500-600 baht in, and folded it up, asking the receptionist to give it to the girl when she returned. Don't know if it ever make it that far, but you can only hope.

So I've been mostly messing with freelancers but I remember Annie's from back in the day. I heard it closed a few years ago.

Are there still places like that in Bangkok? Places where you go in, get greeted my a mamasan, then placed in front of a large fishbowl room separated by a one way glass pane, looking into a room filled with numbered ladies? And then you choose 1 or 2 and take back to a room for some B2B massage and FS?

What are the top places like this in BKK? Are Kokoro and Doki Doki like that? Chrome bar?