A different perspective on Caesar's (and tons of logistical details)
So, I know there are a ton of reviews of Caesar's, but I've read the vast majority of them, and found, on my first trip there, there were a fair number of things I didn't understand / appreciate about the place (hint: most of it does *not* have to do with the special service). In that light, I hope this will be useful to some.
**Overview*.
I think the key to having a great experience at Caesar's is not treating it as a place to get laid. Rather, it's a destination in its own right a true "relaxation station" and deserves at least two hours of your time.
**Getting There and Getting Started*.
This is the stuff I didn't glean from the board earlier, and that I hope is the most useful.
As is well documented on this board, Caesar's is on the 15th floor of the Asiaworld department store on the corner of Dunhua and Road and Nanjing E Road. I think that Asiaworld is in the process of being rebranded to another Breeze department store, and right now the back pavilion entrance to the elevator is blocked; you need to go in through the doors on Nanjing even if it's in the middle of the night. You take the elevators to the 15th floor (the escalators don't go that far).
Once you get to the 15th floor, the reception desk will give you a number- you don't pay (this confused me). The number is for your locker and will be your identification for your entire stay, and you'll settle your account at the reception desk when you go.
Next, hand your shoes to the shoe shine guy, and don't sweat the extra $100. Even if you're wearing sneakers they'll be spotless when you get them back; I don't think this is optional, but I'd argue it's in fact worth it.
Finally, you'll enter the locker area where an attendant will lead you to your assigned locker (the key will be in the lock). You can come open / close your locker as many times as you like, but you'll need the attendants help to open it: it requires both your personal key and his master key, which I like. Your key has a wristband so you can keep it with you, because you won't be keeping much else.
Take all your clothes off, and grab the towel in the slot above / below your locker if you wish. Or, just stay naked. This is totally acceptable and normal (and keep this in mind: I'll discuss it later).
**The Spa / Shower Room*.
Next, off of the locker room is- in addition to a small exercise room with a treadmill; time to give up my gym membership? -- the shower room. This is a huge space with a bunch of naked guys, but I swear, it doesn't feel strange in the slightest. The foreground is a ton of washing stations where you can sit Taiwanese style and wash yourself. Shampoo / soap is provided, as is shaving cream and toothpaste (there are disposable razors and toothbrushes on a shelf when you come in). In addition, and I didn't realize this till my second time through the room, there are standing showers to the right as well. So if you're like me, and you just want to stand in the water for 20 minutes without your wife yelling at you about wasting water, you'll be very happy indeed!
Once you wash up, definitely take the time to try out the hot pool -- it's the large one to the left -- and follow it up with a dunk in the cold pool -- the even larger one at the top of the room. Very, very refreshing, and relaxing (there's that word again). There are also two saunas, one wet and one dry, but I didn't try them out this time.
Once you're done with your shower, and your hot pool and cold pool routine -- and seriously, take your time here; knowing what's next makes it even better -- then you exit the opposite side of the room from whence you came in. There there are towels to dry off, and shorts and a robe for you to put on. Dumb your towel in the laundry shoot and go through the doors to a large room where there are hair dryers, hair products, etc. , and make yourself beautiful.
At this point I returned to my locker and grabbed my phone (I had stashed it for the shower room part, which is highly recommended. There is no where to put it). Then I headed past the hair dryer room and down the hall to the "restaurant. ".
**The Restaurant*.
There likely will be a bunch of guys around, at least there were for me, both in a room to the right with massage tables and couches, and then also in the restaurant itself. The restaurant consists of a whole bunch of tables with four comfy chairs around them, and given that I was there very early in the morning, it sure seemed like a bunch of folks had spent the night there. More power to them!
While in the restaurant I believe you can order food, and soft drinks and coffee are freely available, but I only had the tea provided. Instead I made a beeline for the far side of the room: past the bar / drinks counter on the left are some stairs, and this is where this board's training took over: I knew that was where the mamasan came down, and after my lovely time in the shower room, I was ready to take my relaxation to the next level.
The mamasan showed up soon after, and I immediately made eye contact; this is the best way to get attention quickly, and there's no need to be shy. You both know why you're here, and everyone is totally cool with that. Again, relaxing!
Anyhow, she gave me a nod, and after taking care of some business behind the counter, she came straight on over and asked if I wanted the special massage. I do speak Chinese, so we then had a discussion about whether the morning shift had started (no, they didn't start until 7 am), what types of girls were available, and she said she had a couple that she thought would be suitable for me, but if I wanted a truly young girl I would have to wait until 10 am or so when a couple started work; the youngest she had were mid-30's. This was fine with me, so up we went with a promise that I could check both out and take the one I liked best.
**Upstairs*.
I thought she was going to give me a mini-lineup, but instead showed me to a room, so I guess her promise was exactly what the board has described: one would come to my room, and I could approve or disapprove. Anyhow, I went ahead and stripped down, hopped on the bed, and a few minutes later the rather tall #16 showed up. She had a very nice body, and the face seemed quite fine as well, albeit very heavily covered with makeup. I thought she looked great and invited her on in.
You all know what happened next: she made up the bed, I hopped back on, and after plugging the door handle hole with a towel and covering the ceiling vent she launched into a pretty good towel massage. She worked on my very tight upper shoulders, back, and legs, and then after maybe 15 minutes or so there was a rustle as she was obviously taking off all her clothes. The soft touch commenced, then a cat bath, which was mostly fine except for the annoying moans that too many of these girls feel compelled to do (apparently it's a Japanese thing? She then prompted me to stick my rear end in the air, which was great because that's my favorite massage parlor move by far, tossed my salad and played with me through my legs from behind. It was great.
She then flipped me over and started right off with a hot tea CBJ (she put the condom on with her mouth). That went on for a bit, then she kissed her way up my chest and mounted me. Right into ACG, and I was getting a little too worked up so I tried to get her to slow down, at which point she pouted and said something to the effect of "Fine, then you do it" and flipped on her back. OK then!
We went at it in missionary for a while, and I feasted on her very nice breasts, but she (sadly) didn't get much out of it. No worries, it was late in her shift, and I enjoyed it! Flipped her over onto her stomach and finished from behind. She cleaned up and covered me with a towel, then jumped in the in-room shower; I got in after her, but only rinsed, as I planned to make another stop in the shower room downstairs. She was very friendly and talkative in a good way throughout, and was from Taichung, which was nice; nearly every other working girl I've had in Taiwan has been Chinese or Vietnamese (except for tea service). Clearly she preferred to be in total control during the hour, which is fine: lots of folks have written that Caesars is about the script, and that actually fits (more on this too, in a moment).
She walked down the hall with me, massaging my neck as we went, and asked me to visit her soon. I will.
#The Aftermath.
I headed down to the restaurant and relaxed in one of those chairs, just relaxing in that post-orgasmic feeling of satisfaction (and honestly, a bit of a desire to call mamasan over for another round). Finally I dragged myself out of my seat, put my phone back in my locker, and went back to the shower room, where I enjoyed a nice long standing shower, then hopped back in the hot and cold tubs. Very refreshing. I dried off, grabbed another shorts / robe combo, then dried / combed my hair. Went back to the locker room, got dressed, grabbed my shoes, and stopped by the reception desk where my $4,300 bill was waiting (the locker room attendant had alerted them I was leaving). Paid up, and was on my way after a fantastic two hours.
Why I'll be back regularly.
Here's the deal with Caesar's: at $4,200, given the only OK level of FS (and apparently, according to this board, it varies), it's may not be worth it if all you want is sex. Minquan Blue girls are probably better looking and definitely younger, and if you speak Chinese, you can get FS easily for $3 k through places like JKForum. And, if you're the adventurous type, you can likely get FS at those Thai massage places that are springing up everywhere for even less (particularly in Taipei County). And, of course, there are the tea delivery services, which have always been hit-or-miss for me, particularly given the high prices. Frankly, as many have noted, if you want a guarantee of great sex with a young and sexy girl (and like me, you don't have the time or interest in getting a freebie) your best bet is to get on a plane.
Rather, I think the best way to think about Caesar's is that it is quite simply pure relaxation. It unabashedly exists to serve men in *any* way they need service. It's not a brothel; penis massage via vagina just happens to be one of the services on offer. This is what I was driving at with all of the "relaxing" comments above: you walk in, you walk around naked, you ask the mamasan for a girl, you get a massage, she has sex with you, all with the assumption that of course that is what is going to happen, it's totally natural, there is no negotiation, and there is no pressure.
For me, it's perfect. I have both a demanding job and a demanding home life; neither are bad, just demanding and it was awesome to just be pampered, both by myself and by a girl, for a few hours as the rest of my world floated away. Indeed, I could totally see going to Caesar's and *not* having sex -- apparently many do -- but for me the sex is more about the release and the relaxation, so it's an essential component for a truly relaxing experience. And, in that light, it almost doesn't matter if the sex is great (and it was pretty good! If it is, it's a bonus, and if it's not, I still have a stress-free orgasm, and a few hours away from it all where I am the absolute center of attention. Well worth it, and I plan to be back soon.
My Rotation.
Caesar's was definitely the missing piece in my Taiwanese mongering life (yes, yes, it's not great here; we get that). I have a regular near my house that I grab time with on the rare moments I have a free hour; everything is on the menu but I usually just CIM, and it's very much about getting a release; if she's busy I hit up one of the aforementioned Thai massage parlors, usually just for a HJ. Less negotiation, and FS isn't that good anyways. The BBS behind the Sheraton is great for a HJ: the ladies are old but the technique is *excellent*, and I enjoy Minquan Blue if I want a pretty girl (but for that I especially like business trips abroad! As for Caesar's, I've avoided it until now because most here seem down on it, but I think that's because to focus on the sex is to miss the point: Caesar's is about the *whole* experience, and a great match for very, very rare occasions when I have a few free hours and just need to escape. I can't wait to go back.
Decent enough "dessert delivery" - April 29
Good day to all!
This is my first time to Taiwan and so far, with work-related activities, I have not yet tried any of the apparently-popular places mentioned here (Caesar's or Minquan Blue). Even though my hotel is on Minquan Road E. , Sec 2!!
Late on Wednesday night, I felt "needy" for some tasty Asian dessert after a hotpot and barbecue meal (close to my hotel; eat all you can for NTD 599 per person). Read up a bit on the board but it seemed like too much work to go out. Google search then led me to the Backpage Web site. One of the listings there had a WeChat ID which I added to my phone.
Got an immediate "Hi" from what is certainly an efficient "consultant". Went through the photo album on WeChat, gave out three choices. My Choices 1 and 3 were listed as 6 K each while Choice 2 was listed as 5 K.
Choice 1 was not comfortable with a non-Mandarin-speaking foreigner. Choice 3 was available. I was asked and gave my room number and last name, and I was told to expect the girl within 30 minutes. I assumed it meant 45 minutes to an hour.
I decided to shower. Surprise, surprise: My door bell rings in a bit over 20 minutes! I opened the door, dressed, but with my hair still wet.
And I was happy with what I saw. Her face reminded me a bit of Carly Ray Jepsen with part-Oriental genes. But her rack was FAR better than Carly.
I offered her something to drink -- she selected the apple juice. I had some water. She refused my offer of fruit or other snacks. And we sat around for a few minutes trying to comunicate via a combination of words, signs, and Google translation (excellent voice recognition and translation on an Android phone!
After a few minutes, she wanted to stand up, kiss, and get started. And reminded me that I must pay her first. I had the money folded in clear view and I handed it over to her. Got a pretty smile. And I suggested to her that since I had taken a shower, she may want to.
I shot a short video clip of her in the shower. Those screen grabs are posted in the photo gallery ([URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1543-Photo-Gallery&p=1714102&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1714102). She looked good enough that I joined her for a quick rinse.
Straight to bed -- I took another brief video of her drying herself and sitting on the bed. Those screen captures are also in the photo gallery ([URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1543-Photo-Gallery&p=1714104&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1714104).
No massage; she was okay with kissing, but no tongue. Playful nibbling and light sucking of the lips was mutually acceptable.
She then moved to kissing my nipples, and arms, and the rest of my upper body, moving slowly to the LB for a very nice, slow, luxurious BBBJ. No rush.
After what seemed like an eternity (but was probably less than 15 minutes), I was happy to get into her. Unexpectedly, she asked ME for condoms (in Dubai, the WG usually provides.). I pulled out a coupe of Durex Ultra-Thins. I had her lie down for a while then whil I kissed and carressed her smooth skin. She let me kiss her "down there", but a light flick of the tongue was met by a short but firm no. So that was probably one negative mark.
She was not shaved, but trimmed near the hole, with a heavier Bush higher up.
Did her mish, then doggie, then she wanted to move to CG. Eventually, I wanted to do it spooning (because it felt good to hug her). And eventually, that is how I ended.
She got me up, cleaned me off. We took another shower. And I asked her to spend 10 minutes just lying in bed with me (THIS translation was a bit tricky to get right! She was okay with that and we lay together maybe 5 minutes and she wanted to then get dressed and move out. I was quite okay with that.
She was in my room a total of about 50 minutes. The 6 K I paid her included any transport costs.
We both pecked each other mischieviously a few times. And then she was on her way out.
I sent a message to the "consultant" and thanked her for what I felt was a nice experience.
I then uploaded the images here and went to sleep.
Will probably call her again on May 3, my last evening here, before I go back to Dubai.
I spent more than what I spend in Dubai, but, at least in my opinion, she was prettier than the ladies there. So it was worthwhile.
Regards to all.
Ruffeek.