Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=PunyGod;2755622]Just got a day in Bangkok, and Tulip is ok, the lineup these days is going worse from what I heard. I don't mind something that offers close to Tulip but with a better lineup.[/QUOTE]If you're looking for performance at the Tulip level, nothing really compares unless you get lucky on a specific girl. Try Cherry on 24-1. That said, the lineup at Tulip has gotten much better, and if you're in that area, you might as well start at Tulip instead.

[QUOTE=MentalMijit;2755691]It's not the nicest place, but if you want PSE, MSOG, etc. , it's a great spot. It's located near the Phrom Phong BTS stop at the end of soi 24 on the right side. DATY, MSOG, DFK for 2500 baht. I could have gone bare with my provider, but I'm not that brave. Nonetheless, a good time was had.[/QUOTE]Does that place have a name?

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2756095]Does that place have a name?[/QUOTE]Seemed to me it was Angel.

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I'm not pro or con against Tulip.

Their lineup is greatly improving while everyone else and their mother are having difficulty getting any kind of Talent, ugly to gorgeous.

I'm senseing Shilling going on. Hahaha.

Porn Star PSE performance is a speciality Genre often with not the Best Looking. Hahaha.

I am a first time traveller to Thailand and this FR is from a couple of days back. My first day in Thailand went off to a bad start because the moment I stepped out of my hotel I bumped head first into this Thai man who wasnt too pleased and must have given me his best abuses. Luckily for me and him both I didn't understand a word, I just raised my hand in apology and moved on while I could hear him shouting in the background. I was staying close to Nana plaza and soon I encountered this pretty Thai kat eyeing me. I smiled but was too nervous to say anything. The tall Thai kat came over said Hello, her voice seemed a bit strange. Soon it dwelled upon me that this could be a lady boy. No sure way to ascertain that and I was not going to ask the Thai kat or ladyboy directly. So I awkwardly fumbled with my phone pretending to got a call and walked away. I was wondering how to proceed further & remembered I had a contact of this super hot Thai girl I had befriended on Instagram back in August. She was the reason I first considered coming to Thailand. We had talked in August, she said she was a student in isaan region in some college. She had a big booty and I'm sure judging by her pics that she is being entertained by the rich dudes in Bangkok or tourists coming from overseas. So I had asked her to meet me nd spend some time with me in Bangkok. She had asked for 10 k for 2 days at that time.

I check my Instagram and as luck would follow, I found that she had come over to Bangkok too. I messaged her and got a reply a minutes later. We exchanged some usual BS how are you talk and then I asked her to meet me as I was also in Bangkok. She said ok but wanted 10 k for a single day now. I reminded her what we had talked about in August that 10 k was for 2 days. She wasn't too pleased and said least she could do is 8 k for the night. I have read reports here and my impression in LT is around 3-5 k Thai baht. But this girl is like super hot, Thai kylie Jenner like with a humongous booty. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]I had the cash on me so I said ok. I told her it was my first day in Thailand so I wasn't sure where she would like to meet up, She wasn't happy with the hotel I was saying in. She asked me to book a fancier hotel. I did that and went over to the hotel. I waited for her in the lobby nd when she showed up I wasn't disappointed. Fantastic rack, great booty with a big smile. She's had some plastic work done on her lips for sure which seemed a bit too big but I'm not complaining. The hotel staff was giving us the evil eye because she was looking too hot and too bootylicious while I'm a thin frame avg height guy.

Anyway we went in the hotel room and she put on some Drake music. I hate that Drake music just listening to it makes my jhonson go into hibernation. I requested her to put something else on and she put on some more hip hop BS. I don't even know how anyone can listen to such thrash and then have sex. We started drinking and I didn't make a move for over an hour because of the stupid music that was playing and killing my mood. So I asked her if she would like to listen to some music that I liked. I put on some Metallica, def lepard, , bon Jovi and she did seem interested. She said she had never heard any of these songs before which I found astounding. Can't blame her this new generation is screwed with this smartphone and social media brainwashing them with stupid influencers selling them garbage all the time. So another hour or two went by and we got super drunk listening to the music.

Finally she herself asked me if I wanted to get all comfy in the bed. I said sure and we got under the sheets. I was drunk and kinda tired not really all that horny so was just cuddling around with her till she bluntly asked me if everything was ok. I guess it was her way of saying what's wrong with you man, are you gay or something LOL. So I had to up my game. Had her blow me off and play with my balls to get a hard on and then smashed her in all ways possible. I had her ride me like a Cowgirl but she is too big for my frame and I was scared she might break my jhonson by jumping on it too hard! So I had her get on her knees and smashed her big fat botty from behind, slapped her bottom red pulling her hair trying to give her an experience like never before. I'm not sure how much I succeeded because it seems to me she took the pounding quite comfortably. Maybe she's been with dudes physically much bigger than me smash her brains out.

After I nutted we started chit chatting. I asked her if she was meeting people to supplement her tution fees or rent to which she replied no. Her parents can easily afford to pay for all that. I bluntly asked her then why was she meeting dudes for money then. She replied that she only meets up with dudes she finds attractive who are mostly foreign men, said she wasn't too much into Thai men, she said she wasn't a wg or pro and that she takes money to party and shop just like she would from her BF.

My ego was boosted a bit thinking at least this kat found me attractive. We went in for round two and this time I kept smashing her but kept loosing the erection in the condom. So I asked her if she would blow me off and she obliged. I nutted in her mouth and she swallowed. I didn't ask her to do that she did that on her own accord. We then cuddled and slept till early morning. She started getting calls around 8 am from her friends. So she left and I have her 8 k. I told her I was tired last night maybe we could meet up again before she leaves back to her place. She said of course, made me promise that I would call her gave me a kiss and went.

I too checked out and went back to my original hotel. Going form a premium hotel to my initial budget hotel where I was staying made me feel like a poor man. There was a time in my life almost a decade ago when I had just equivalent of 400 us dollars left in my bank account with no job. I remember those days and feeling of being poor. That's exactly how I felt on coming back to my budget hotel LOL.

I went in took a shower and checked out. I was thinking of booking a better decent hotel but saw this beautiful Asian girl, not Thai could be Korean I think asking for directions to mad monkey hostel. So I decided I'll just follow her and go stay in that place.

I ended up at the hostel but to my dismay they gave me a bunk with 3 dudes, 2 from Pakistan and 1 from India. That made me feel like I didn't even have the 400 $ left anymore in my bank account!

[QUOTE=Shukracharya;2756143]I am a first time traveller to Thailand and this FR is from a couple of days back. My first day in Thailand went off to a bad start because the moment I stepped out of my hotel I bumped head first into this Thai man who wasnt too pleased and must have given me his best abuses. Luckily for me and him both I didn't understand a word, I just raised my hand in apology and moved on while I could hear him shouting in the background. I was staying close to Nana plaza and soon I encountered this pretty Thai kat eyeing me. I smiled but was too nervous to say anything. The tall Thai kat came over said Hello, her voice seemed a bit strange. Soon it dwelled upon me that this could be a lady boy. No sure way to ascertain that and I was not going to ask the Thai kat or ladyboy directly. So I awkwardly fumbled with my phone pretending to got a call and walked away. I was wondering how to proceed further & remembered I had a contact of this super hot Thai girl I had befriended on Instagram back in August. She was the reason I first considered coming to Thailand. We had talked in August, she said she was a student in isaan region in some college. She had a big booty and I'm sure judging by her pics that she is being entertained by the rich dudes in Bangkok or tourists coming from overseas. So I had asked her to meet me nd spend some time with me in Bangkok. She had asked for 10 k for 2 days at that time.

I check my Instagram and as luck would follow, I found that she had come over to Bangkok too. I messgaed her and got a reply a minutes later. We exchanged some usual BS how are you talk and then I asked her to meet me as I was also in Bangkok. She said ok but wanted 10 k for a single day now. I reminded her what we had talked about in August that 10 k was for 2 days....[/QUOTE]Clarification please.

8,000 for the pseudo African student who claims she isn't a prostitute, upgrading your Hotel because she said to, getting a hostel.

Budget better bro. Or are you a one week Hundred- at ire.

This post needs to go into Hall of Fame category.

11 Bravo gave me an idea, that's to put all my reports I've already uploaded into a single post. Turns out it's too long since there's a limit of 100 k characters, so I'm going to break it into 2 posts. The preamble, then Days 1 to 10. Then the second post will be days 11 to 19, plus my final thoughts. Again, these are my opinions, and when I compare stuff, it's to my own reference point of life. So please be patient, I mean no one harm, I get we all have different experiences, different preferences, different expectations etc. It's just a way for me to remind me that I did finally make this trip happen for myself. For posterity's sake. Also, this all happened over the summer, so with how fast things move in the world of girls of Bangkok, some info here might be a little bit outdated. *.

Ok, fellas. This is going to be long one, a very long series of reports because I need to do this trip justice. The whole point of the trip was to compensate for the last few years of not having hobbied*much since I was stuck in the sexual wasteland that's the US. I gave myself a month in Bangkok, and I thought that by the end of it I'd be satiated, satisfied and be able to move on with my life. But all it's done. All it's done is make me want more. I want to go back so bad it hurts. Years ago I did a Bangkok trip and it was just ok. The reports I made on that trip should still be here in this forum, but as I recall it wasn't a particularly great trip. In my long mongering career, that trip still holds 2 of my worst hobbying experiences ever, so it left a bad taste in my mouth for Bangkok. But over the years I thought to myself, it can't be Bangkok. It must've been me. As in I didn't 'do' Bangkok right then. So I swore to myself that I'd 'do' Bangkok right this time and by God, did I do it right this time. No trip is perfect obviously and no fuck is ever perfection. Just like there's no such thing as 'happiness'. I aim for progress, not perfection. I thought*4 weeks would be more than enough for me in Bangkok, to relax, get over stuff, compensate for the last 2. 5 years, etc. But instead it's made me want to go back there even more. I didn't just do it right this time, it was borderline one of the best trips I've ever had in my life, only about 5 out of the 35 or so sessions I had were bad, and not nearly as bad as all those years ago, statistically*this was pretty damn good. Hell, there's so much to write on and report about that you guys could compile this when I'm done into a small booklet. It'll be one hell of a guide, but as I've learned over the years not just with Bangkok, but with every major monger city, things change a lot and they change fast. So I needed to get this down fast, because most of the situation on the ground will be different again not even a few years from now but maybe even months. *.

This trip though has changed my mind on Thailand and Bangkok specifically. If you look over my review history you'd see I'm quite a Prague fan, some years ago I think I even swore off Thailand. But now it's all changed for me. I think I finally found it fellas. My Caribbean, my Vegas. What do I mean by that? You know how some people tend to go to the same places year after year after year for vacation? All these decades I travelled the world to find that place for me. One where all the criteria were met. One where everything gelled. And I think I finally found it in Bangkok. Great food, good cost effective hotels, easy to get around (particularly because of Grab), very reasonable rates for women, half decent weather, ATM's everywhere, quite safe, some would say incredibly safe, and another very important factor specific to me which I won't mention here. This might very well be it guys. I've been to so many*places around the world to hobby, and I don't often go twice unless it's Prague or because I'm on business or transit like Singapore / London. But Bangkok may very well be the first ever place where I go multiple times just to hobby. I did a month on this trip, and I didn't let myself indulge in every single day of sex while I was there, but it was damn close. I'm going to break this report down day by day, and because I sampled a little of everything, it's best if I just leave everything here instead of going to the other parts of the Thailand forum. I can't remember the prices too well but suffice it to say it*was cheap. If not cheap, certainly affordable and that's from my own point of view compared directly to prices*in North America and Europe, so if you think about it, an average of 90 minutes costing around $70 bucks for everything, massage, shower, sex, etc. It's 'cheap' to me. Hell, dollar for dollar it's cheaper than Singapore. I get it, there are places in the world and options out there cheaper, but for God's sake fellas. *.

But I get it now, I finally understand why people come to Thailand and never leave. I've well and truly experienced it this time in a way I never did last time. I finally get it now. Anyways, let's start with:

Day 1:

Jesus Christ, NYC area airports really, really suck. Not just compared to the airports in Asia, but even to the ones in Europe. After a misunderstanding with a particular airline which I won't name, but let's just say it's one of ours, I almost missed my flight. Holy shit. I like to arrive to airports early and yet somehow by the time I got to the departure gate I barely had 5 minutes before having to jump onto the plane. Wouldn't you know it, as soon as I got to Incheon to do my transfer, things really started to look up. I felt like I was in and headed towards real civilized society. Arriving in BKK airport, I was able to get through immigration super fast and of course just as always, as a foreigner I was able to get through customs faster than as a citizen at any US port of entry. Please someone explain that to me. Jeez. A nice limo / taxi ride later I'm at my hotel, and wouldn't you know it it barely cost $40. That distance, for that level of comfort and no hassling for tips later? If you've ever taken a NYC cab, you know it's shit. Even more so now than ever before, especially compared to Bangkok. *.

BKK Happy:*I'd done a ton of research, literal months of research because I had a ton of time on my hands waiting for governments all around the world to relax their entry shit, just waiting and trying to decide on where to go, so leading up to this I discover that the first place I wanted to go to was BKK Happy Massage and from a lineup of around 5 or 6 girls I picked Noey. Very friendly, gorgeous, tiny wisp of a girl, maybe mid to late 20's. Now at my age, I have a problem with keeping it up. I'm lucky if I manage to cum at all from the sex and not from a handjob / blowjob. I'm pretty sure I managed to cum in cowgirl from this session because of the sheer amount of time since I hobbied, but leading up to it, she tried her very best. Extremely patient, very sweet, smiley. She's a real sweetheart she is. Please when you see her, treat her extra well and give her a big tip. In the world of hobbying it's tough to find such sweethearts like her. She did mention that she'd be gone for 2 weeks which I completely forgot, this'll play in next time. BBBJ, multiple positions, 90 minutes. Overall, a fantastic time. Yes to repeat.

Aurora:*Next up was Sunny at Aurora, this place used to be Puru-Puru. She's only the 2nd half-indian girl I've ever had in my life, cute as hell with fantastic bolt-ONS, some might even say gorgeous. Kinda friendly, kinda mechanical but did her*job well. Good cowgirl. Don't think I managed to cum in this session. BBBJ, multiple positions. 90 minutes. Overall, a good time. *.

Can Can:*Randomly stumbled into Can Can massage, or is it Can Cam? Whatever, you guys know where it is, and had Aer. Picked her out of the lineup of about 7 or 8 girls. At first I was ready to walk but mamasan was just pushy enough that soon I had my eye on Air and boy am I glad I stuck around. She's got a lot of pimples but is actually*quite a beauty, and her man-mades are stupendous. Most importantly of course, was that she was super friendly. That's most important to me. Very smiley, very kind, sweet and very patient. Knowing how old I am, and having issues keeping it up, she kept going, multiple positions and in the end sat me down in the chair at the foot of the bed, got on her knees and sucked me off till I came in her mouth, and the way my cum dripped out of the side of her mouth, it was like my own porn fantasy come to life. You fellas find Aer at that shop, treat her well please. Give her a big tip, because again, it's tough to find kindness like hers. She licked all over body, even the knees, very nice. (Honestly, I can't remember if it was her or Noey that did the knees thing, but both of them are super awesome). BBBJ, multiple positions, some french kissing too. She's a real sweetheart. 90 min. Overall, a fantastic time. Yes to repeat. *.

666 Class:*Shown a lineup, and from the attitude of the owners to the lack of beautiful girls in the lineup, I declined and promptly left. Don't let them pressure you into selecting, just walk fellas. *.

Day 2:

Doki-Doki*: Been reading so so much about this place, I thought this must be where Jesus is having his second coming or something that I had to check it out, and no line up, just photos, and from what I saw, even from the photos, it didn't look too good to me, but I was after the much reviewed about services so picked Yuki. The whole nuru thing was okay. I finally experienced it and it was. Ok. A lot of slipping and sliding around. But I was really hoping for more rimming than what I got, but at least there was some, good cowgirl and I somehow managed to cum during the sex. 90 minutes. Overall a good time.

Dream Heaven Massage:*Girl named Am, from the lineup of only about 4 or 5 girls. But one did peak my interest, she'll come into play 2 weeks from this point. Anyways, Am is okay, I picked her because of how chesty she was and all natural too, though a little distant at first by the end of it she opened up, though I got to her lower marks for giving up on me since I have trouble keeping it up. It's like, I mean see'Mon. At least try a handy until I say stop don't bother. But still worth the punt. The BBBJ alone was worth the price of admissions. 90 min. Overall a good time. *.

Dollhouse Soi Cowboy:*Years ago I walked Soi Cowboy without partaking in either short or long time. This time around I decided to give it a whirl and found this beauty. Fan. Quite a beauty, I'd say a head turner, but again, most importantly*she was very friendly, a bit heavy on the girl drinks but it's to be expected at any go go bar these days. Almost all of the bars I went to, th drink hustle was cranked to a 100, way more than I remember from all those years ago. There's a vibe even that most of these places now kinda don't want you to barfine the girl cause they're onto the simple mathematical fact that the bar itself can make more money with the girls in the bars hustling for lady drink, not out of the bars with dudes. Sure, this is no benefit to the girl, but why would the bar care? Anyway, took a short walk to the short time 'hotel' just outside of soi cowboy, and had a great 1 hour with Fan. A good amount of DFK, multiple positions, and came through a combo of BBBJ and HJ. She's a real sweetheart too, but at the higher cost for barfining girls and what they already make from the lady drinks, don't think you need to tip any gogo bar girl. She had a less attractive but incredibly sexy friend at the gogo bar, that I think would be great in bed with, but can't remember her name. Just had that really nasty, slutty kinda vibe. Overall a fantastic time. Yes to repeat. *.

Thermae:*Just had to visit this place, I had to see for myself what the fuss was about. It's exactly what I thought it was, what I saw on youtube videos, what I read, and considering how many people post videos of the inside of this place, I may even be in one of those youtube videos already. Ha. A lot of good looking girls, but I had a beer and left. Thought to myself, I'll come back again another day. Plenty of time. *.

Day 3:

Kokoro:*The much talked about Kokoro, I had to see it for myself and though the entrance setup is a little weird in that almost every time*you're there, some other guy will show up at the same time and you got to be buzzed in, either way you get it. From the sparse lineup, I chose Ryoko and she's definitely a good choice. Easily one of the prettiest there, and good performer, some rimming involved, great BBBJ, and all that nuru slipping and sliding, but because of my erection issues, in the end just ended with a nice mix of BBBJ and HJ. But she's definitely patient enough to not give up. Multiple positions were had and only 90 min can do places like this justice. An hour is simply*too short. Even had that whole hot and cold water BBBJ thing. Overall a good time. *.

Aya massage:*Since I was in the area, stopped by this place, and from the lineup I saw, I declined and left. Nice place though, snazzy new joint, real classy place, but I didn't fly halfway around the world to admire interior decoration.

Analisa massage: Can't believe I made it all the way here, it's a little out of the way compared to everybody else. At first they refused me a line up, just photos, tried to pawn this girl on me, not pretty much, then when I saw the line up, I just left. Look, I get it, the reviews about this place is that it's banging, but I got to have a certain level of beauty around me when I want to nut, especially when I don't have access to any wonder pill yet. (Yet, because that comes into play a little later). *.

Don Quixote:*On a whim, stopped by this joint, always be suspicious of places that don't give you a lineup. Just photos, but I was thinking, oh hell, let's give this place a chance and picked Haru. I'd say the first one in a place like this to not only match but even exceed the photo. Sweet and friendly, but definitely gave up too soon. I got to fuck her one position, and her BBBJ was short. Spent the rest of the time 'talking'. But her beauty kinda made up for it. Look, if you can last a good long time, or are on the pill, then pick this chick. She's cute to the extent that she reminded me of Wakaba Onoue, a Japanese pornstar, look her up. Of course you'd want to fuck that, so to me yes overall a good session. Repeat though? Maybe not. *.

All Stars:*Even before the line up, I'd spotted her outside. But I knew her from years before on the websites of EZ massage. Cute as a button, almost stunning even. Her name is Dear, and while service oriented, and quite friendly, she got me in and out pretty quick. I felt a little rushed and the sex was ok, and from what I know she's been in the business for some years, she still looks like she's in her 20's, late 20's at the most. Her pussy was still pretty tight. I honestly can't remember if I even came or not this time around. Based on her looks alone, she'll get plenty of customers, which goes a long way to explain the way she is. A bit chubby, but damn if that face ain't one of the cutest things I've ever seen. She's definitely very much about the hustle though, which will come into play in another week from now. Overall, an ok time. *.

Venus:*Not too far from Don Quixote is Venus massage, and in I walked to see the lineup. And I picked Wiwi, and boy am I glad I did. She's the prettiest in the lineup, and lucky for me, quite friendly too. After multiple positions, a very long and vigorous BBBJ and I had a suspicious*feeling she*woulda let me blow right into her mouth if I had the capacity to do*so. This was the first time I also experienced the weird discrepancy of saying 'blowjob' versus saying something else. Somehow, some of the girls I met and would meet beyond this day, don't actually know what it means. I know it sounds weird, but you got to say 'blowjob' and point to her mouth and your dick, and you can say it in Thai, but don't use the 'rude' way of saying it. I experienced this later with another girl, when it was made clear what I wanted she happily sucked me off. Somehow blowjob is handjob, handjob is blowjob. Go figure. I know not a lot of talking goes between the girls and their customers, there's a script they tend to follow as well, and they tend to get thrown off when I break that script, but I learned along the way. Wiwi is a repeat, and yes overall a fantastic time. *.

Dejavu Soi Cowboy: Apparently one of the gogo bars to avoid there, I was in, got a beer, stayed a few minutes then left. *.

Casanova:*Again, don't do what I did, picked a girl from a photo, just walk fellas, but pick one I did anyway, and while not unattractive, Nat was not a girl I'd pick from a line up. But she did have huge naturals, and somehow, through the less than attractive face, or was it her tits, or even the sense of MILF-ness I got from her, when she was riding me cowgirl, I came. It was weird. So overall an ok time. Can't say fantastic because she wasn't that pretty, and when I say 'MILF', it's only in porn terms. Every girl I fucked on this trip was younger than me, and if I'm being honest, they can only ever be younger than me, if any of them were older than me, then that's really bad not just for the monger but for the poor lady herself. Trust me guys, I'm old. Every girl I fucked on this trip was between 20 and 35. So for me, all that is pretty young. I'm old enough even a 45 year old woman is young to me. *It does bring memories back though, because in my earlier monger career, when I truly was a younger man, yes, in those days I did some fuck some older attractive blonde women. Ah. Prague. Germany too. I want to make mention here too that on this specific occasion, I was shorted on time. It's worth mentioning because most of my sessions so far have been pretty close to or spot on the amount of time I chose. And it's not cause of the nutting either. All the other places so far, if you nut, they're still obligated to hang out with you till time's up. *.

Day 4:

This is the day I finally had the wherewithal*to buy a damn phone here. I tried to get a sim card but because my own cell was so damn old, it wouldn't work, but holy shit, another reason to love Thailand, the freakin phone was so cheap. I got this state of the art, best smart phone*I ever had in my life for just under $120 bucks. I can't hope to get that in NY at all. In NYC that same phone would be $300 at a minimum. And with contract and all that shit. I walked into a nice cool, snazzy modern mall in Bangkok, got the phone and walked into one of their internet cell service providers, and got me a sim card, and I was good to go. All in less than an hour. Even got the guy I bought the phone from to get me set up with Grab, a new gmail account, and of course most important of all for Thailand, an app called 'Line'. Thanks to Grab by the way, getting to the Grand Palace, what Pho and all that shit was super easy. And affordable too. Look, it's never going to be cheaper than public transportation, but again I'm comparing it to NYC here. So a nice comfy Grab car, with friendly*drivers, all the way from my hotel to what Pho for just barely $10 bucks. It's a no brainer. *.

Addict Massage: The star of today was Lily. What a beauty. Easily the prettiest in the line up of that day, she stood out. A gazelle of a beauty. Somehow, weirdly, people seem to put a premium on fairer skin on girls in this part of the world, if it matters to anyone at all, Lily was pretty fair skinned. Don't matter shit to me, pussy is pussy. She had nice natural small titties too, but it was her pretty face that drew her to me, and boy am I glad I picked her. Very patient, sweet and kind, multiple positions, good BBBJ, and she tried her hardest, but my old man dick just wouldn't cum. Such a sweetheart. Very much a repeat. And yes, A damn good time was had. She even did this weird body scrub thing. You got to try it. Like some of the other gems I've had, I got to say, if you get her, treat her well fellas, give her a big tip. She's very much deserving of it. 90 minutes. Got her line number, so kept in touch while I was there. I tried to arrange with her a session outside of the shop, at my hotel so she can get 100% of the fees, as opposed to what she would get at the shop, but in the end it fell through. *.

Thermae: So back to Thermae it was, and after a few hours of just walking around in circles and sitting in the middle area, finally settled on a girl. Like the first day I was there, it was decision fatigue. With so many girls, most of them more than doable, how does one even begin to choose? So I just randomly went. For it. Rita was her name and upon closer inspection she was just okay looking, but quite friendly. And that's all that mattered. Off we went to my hotel, and a good amount of DFK, so that was a plus, though again she gave up pretty quickly because of my old man dick, but I was getting the theme of Thermae fast, these chicks are non-pro's, they're here to make a quick buck with a quick fuck, so if you can't get it up or keep it up, they don't really care. But she was nice enough, and stayed for the duration, talked Thai politics, with all the girls I spoke to the consensus is the same when it comes to their government. I won't say much more than that. Though I did take the opportunity to ask her all about Thermae and how it works. I finally get it now. I came to the conclusion that it's not really for me, but I kinda stupidly decided to give it one more go later in the future. But through my misadventures so far I gleaned a lot about these girls. Rita herself apparently is a mainstay at Thaniya karaoke bars where the Japanese frequent. She works there and at Thermae. And wouldn't you know, this night I also saw Dear from All Stars Massage, I had her a few days ago. Apparently, she works there in the day time, and hangs out here at night. My theory was right about her though, because she's so damn cute, she made zero effort to connect, she just sat there looking at her phone and in no time flat, she was taken. When the girl is that good looking, they don't really have to try, that's why I truly appreciate girls like Wiwi, Lily, Air, Noey, Fan, and in future* reports, Haru, girls that are truly good looking and could coast on their looks alone, but still try very hard anyway. Got to love that work ethic and whether fake or not, the connection they seem to know how to engender with me. *.

Day 5:

Today was the magical day when I found a pharmacy that sold the wonder pill. I won't go into details but you all know what I mean. It changed the color, the aroma, the pattern, the whole essence of the rest of the trip for me. I felt like an idiot for not doing this on day 1. I won't lie to you though, because of all the other old man medications I was on, I thought something like this would kill me, maybe it still might. God knows I was feeling very weird the whole day, kinda like I was going to faint. But I got over it, and my boner was super hard and I hadn't felt like I had a dick this big in a long time. So with the pill on I tried to get an escort on this day. *.

Massage Republic: Sexy Nikki? Something like that, and I messaged her on Line, her reviews are pretty good and the photos of her were damn nice. Of course in the near future I learned the hard way never, never trust those damn photos. The appointment fell through, but her rates are pretty damn good, perhaps one day I will try her. *.

Absolute Bangkok: Mone was a good choice, and of course to no one's surprise, she looked less pretty than her photos, but still quite fuckable. Most important, she was friendly, and in the short time we had together she got me to come twice, once in cowgirl and another time into her mouth. Great CIM from her long and outstanding BBBJ. Yes, she's worth it. But definitely don't trust those photos. I loved how my cum was dripping from her mouth as she left to go to the bathroom to spit. Sexy, my porn fantasy come true again. So much cum in fact, she couldn't really talk. In a way it's good this doesn't happen too often, cause it's so special to me when it does. Very memorable indeed. So far, only Wiwi, Air and her have made it happen. Those of you who know Angie that runs this agency, I had a weird bit of phone tag with her, but it was fine in the end. I've always had issues with deciding on a condom size for myself because of the way my dick is shaped. And as an old man, not being able to keep it up, it almost doesn't matter. But on this trip, it was settled at a weird 57 mm. Not big by any stretch of the imagination, but at least I know I'm not as small as I used to think I was. Got to love Bangkok. Also, in the near future, a girl I'm about to have will finally be small enough that the girth of my dick is about the same size as her wrists. Fucking finally! Just like in those porn videos where the tiny girl puts her wrists next to a dick. It finally happened for me. Halle-fucking-lujah!*.

Picasso: This was a weird one, again don't trust places with a photo line up, always pick places with real life line ups, but again stupidly did I go with the photo, I picked Jasmine and I was made to wait 20 min, because apparently she wasn't actually there yet. Still when she*did show up, I was a little disappointed, she was by no means ugly, but would I pick her in a line up? Maybe not. Her tiny size did help, and though very quiet, still friendly, and got the job done. I fucked her multiple positions, BBBJ was good, and I actually came during the sex in the side missionary position. I don't know what you'd call that, it's like half way between mish and doggy. Like you're about to turn the girl from mist to doggy, but stopped her half way and kept fucking. Maybe it was her tiny pussy, maybe it was the way my dick was in the condom, or her labia, whatever it was, I came in that position and I came hard and it felt great. Overall, a good time was had. Had to play phone tag with the mamasan as well cause the place is so new there's no signage yet. Should be one now. For those who know it's right next to Mai Chan. Of note*was her massage, very very good. Good enough I still remember it. *.

Premium 101: Walked there to check this particular street out, an actual real life line up, and had to be at least 12 girls, but crazily enough, none really that attractive. I suppose this is the reason places are going more on the photo line up, cause if you do see them in real life first, you're more likely to walk unless there's one that truly stands out. Still, it was good to check this place out. Line up declined. *.

Addict Massage: Back to Lily for the 2nd time. This time around with the help of the pill, she could feel my boner from the word go, and because she remembered me from just yesterday, before I got my clothes off, before she got her clothes off, before the shower, before everything, she put the condom on meand we just went right at it. It was like she didn't want me to miss out on my hard on, and it was fantastic, multiple positions, she's quite into it, it's acting I'm sure, but damn if it didn't feel real. But probably cause I already came twice today, I couldn't cum again, but the sex itself was fantastic. It was the stuff of porn, sweaty, passionate, can't wait to fuck kinda action. Yes, a fantastic time indeed. Lily, such a sweetheart. I tipped her alright. In my reports here, if I said 'I had a fantastic time', then I definitely tipped her. If I say 'just an ok, or good time' then no tip was given. Lily was definitely*a fantastic time. It was so passionate, vigorous and intense, and sexy as hell, sweaty as hell too, that by the end of it, when she actually did shower me up in the jacuzzi in the end, she helped to shampoo me too. Passionate because there was a lot of making out as well, second time around with her she let her tongue loose in my mouth. Delicious. She's a keeper this one. Treat her well fellas. *.

Day 6:

After a week of non-stop fucking, I had to take a day off, so did some actual tourism. Not that it matters fellas. It really don't. You got to find your own peace, your own joy. If you go someplace cause you want to do some tourism, fine, but if you're there to fuck, that's fine too. To each his own. That being said, I made full use of 'Grab' today, a way better version of uber if you ask me. You get to pay by cash, no credit card info required, works just like uber, but being in Bangkok, way way cheaper. Saw the usual touristy haunts of the different what is, etc. While no actual sex was had, I did do a round of the gogo bars. *.

Billboard: Nice setup, Jacuzzi to the right of the entrance, not too pushy, but pushy enough I left. Yes, reviews are spot on, the girls here are of a higher calibre looks wise. The famous rotating stage, etc. *.

Erotica: Can't remember the name or number, but she'll come into play about a week from now, and sadly not in a good way, but as mentioned before, still nowhere near as bad as my trip years ago. Still, it's proof positive that when picking up chicks from these gogo bars, it's a real crapshoot. All you can*do is pray to the sex Gods. *.

Lollipop: By this point I had a few beers in me already, and I honestly don't remember much, but couldn't have been great since I left pretty quick. Small place by the stairs at the entrance. *.

Angel Witch: I remember this joint, the night I was there, sadly no attractive girls at all. Loud rock music. Small center stage. Everything was very red. *.

Random I: Again, not much to write home about. Quite lacklustre.

Went over to Soi Cowboy to sample a gogobar. *Baccara: 3 floors, saw only the first 2 floors, the whole glass thing, it did look like some of the girls were afraid to stand in the middle of the thing, don't blame them. Some real stunners here. Mamasan not pushy at all, didn't even notice her. Sat on the first floor for about 15 minutes, made my way up to the second floor for about half an hour. *.

Day 7:

With the magic of the pill coursing through my system, I was beginning to learn how to pace myself, how long the thing lasts in my system, and how many fucks I can actually do properly in any given day. *.

Momo Massage: In a small cool alleyway, there were 2 places next to each other. One Momo and the other can't remember the name, but I'll be visiting it in a week or so. In Momo, though was given a photo lineup, again, like an idiot I went for it, but luckily she kinda fit the Bill. Miso was her name, and before we get to the main event, I notice that among the photos of girls available, wouldn't you know it Jasmine from Picasso was there. I guess she works in both places, and she keeps the name 'Jasmine' which makes sense. If you want to be available to clients, they have to know how to find you. Anyways, Miso was chubby and cute, and though a little distant at first, warmed up by the end. Multiple positions, great and weirdly long BBBJ session, I was able to come in doggy, great ass. She's one of the younger ones at around 20 or so. *.

Can Can: Went back in search of Aer, and from the lineup, just left, mamasan was no help at all. You'd think she'd say something like Aer would be back on so and so day, want to make an appointment, etc. But nothing. I would see Aer again soon enough, but on this day it was no go. It was a little frustrating cause I thought to myself, Jesus H Christ, why is it so damn tough to repeat fucks here? In the end, not really. One must simply have patience. *.

BKK Happy: Back here for Noey, same thing, mamasan said not available and no help whatsoever. Though I myself did forget that she told me she was going back home for 2 weeks. *.

Don Quixote: Why in God's name do I keep picking from photos? Lack of places that have real live lineups? Or is the trend moving towards photos? I pick Leah and pray to the Gods of Sex that she be hot, she be good and she be nice. Hot? Yes. Nice? Yes. Kinda patient too. Multiple positions and more than fantastic BBBJ, but when I had issues cumming, even with the wonder pill, she did something amazing. She looked at me and said let's keep trying, moved me from doggy and got on top of me for cowgirl and did something with her pussy like tighten it or whatever, she did some kinda maneuver, and it worked like magic. In no time flat, she rode me cowgirl to completion. The only time I remember this ever happening before was years ago back in Frankfurt when I was banging this almost Nordic*looking Czech sweetheart with the blondest long hair, ice queen type complexion, sexy as hell, gorgeous babe in FKK mainhattan, my old man dick was going limp, and she goes, let's try something else, moved me into doggy, and her pussy kinda milked me while I was pumping her and I came, and came hard. I'm tellin' ya fellas, some of these chicks, they've mastered Jedi level pussy control. Real tough finds these chicks, but if you can find them' yeah, they're real keepers. So, yes. A definitely good time was had by yours truly. *.

Venus: Wanting to repeat Wiwi I just walked in and man oh man, was it a shit show to get her. Today was a day of weird not being able to repeat with the same girl situations. The day was hot as hell as well, and I was losing my cool. But arrangements were made, Line's were exchanged and voila, Wiwi's going to be around in a coupla hours. This time around I met the actual boss, a friendly guy. Sex with Wiwi multiple positions, and this time I tested my theory that she'd take my cum in her mouth and wouldn't you know it she did. Very much so. Her mouth was filled so thick*with my cum, it was starting to dribble*out and she excused herself to spit and wash. Very aggressive*and long BBBJ that led to that massive cum blast. I fucking loved it. A fantastic time was had. Here I'd like to note that by this point I'd started noticing the tattoos. These girls almost all have tattoos and huge ones too. Some are the usual 5 lines on the left shoulder blade signifying something Buddhist, while others have just the hugest full back tattoos. Don't matter to me. Pussy is pussy. Wiwi didn't have much at all, 2 tiny ones I think. *.

To cap off the day, I stopped by Soi Cowboy,*Baccara: Not bad, friendly people. Not too pushy, so I hung out a little longer than usual, girls were okay looking. At this point, I'm beginning to forget that I've been to a*specific gogo bar before. So this was the second time I was a*customer in Baccara, but somehow I thought I'd never been there before. *.

Suzie Wong's: Actually saw the ping pong show. Wow, that was something. Although the mamasan was more than a little annoying, having Awa keep me company was nice. Never got to barfine her, but she's a looker for sure. Cute, bubbly and friendly. Hard to say for sure with the girls like Awa. It's a crapshoot*for sure. I'd say your odds are 50/50. The nice ones have a propensity to become really bad once the barfine is paid, so I'll eventually learn caution. The trick here is how they make you think you chose them when in reality they picked you as the chump. *.

Tilac: Hung out with one of the barmaids, Fah. Strangely, to me she was cuter than some of the actual go go girls. Chubby with huge tits. Right next door was a little bar restaurant deal, I had a late dinner of pad khra pao moo. Holy shit, I forgot to say 'mai ped'. The fact that she told me she's an actual nurse at an actual hospital made her even sexier to me. Lines were exchanged. But God knows if she's available or how much it'd be. Hung out for hours, all this for less than $60? That's the most fun a man can have without any actual*sex, I mean what can you get in a NYC strip club for $60? Holy Moses fellas. More than a few of the girls there mentioned 'Hangover 2'. *.

Day 8:

Got a fantastic haircut today for $12 bucks. Jesus H Christ. What have I been doing living here in the US northeast all my life? Haircut here's like $40 bucks these days. Jeez. I get it now fellas. I finally see what you see. I finally get what you veterans have known for decades. Loaded up on more of the wonder pill. *.

Daisy Dream: On to this place and while the lineup wasn't great, around 7 girls or so, Nikky stood out. Sadly, she spoke way too much, but did give me rimming, which is quite rare. We spent some time in the jacuzzi, some sex, I nutted doggy. Through talking to her I was able to glean more of the lives of these girls and how many of their stories paralel. Whether you want to choose to believe them or not, it's up to you, but one can see how much their culture plays into the fact that the girls have to end up taking care of everybody back home. Having spent so much time in South East Asia all those decades ago, I can attest to the veracity of much of the cultural aspects. So while it's always advisable to not fall in love*with them, don't end up sending them money all the time. If they give you exceptional*good service, it's always okay to tip. Hell, everytime*I look at the hundreds of baht I tip, it's easy to forget that it's just barely even $10 bucks to me. A good time was had. One thing to note is the fantastic interior decoration of this place. It's almost like you're paying the premium for the place itself, but in the end I ain't here to fuck furniture. So the place can be a real dump or a palace, don't matter to me so long as the chick is bangin'. *Hunny Bunny: Stopped by, line up rejected. No particular attractive one stood out, though one girl really did her best to stare me down to pick her. In the end, maybe I shoulda picked her. This'll come into play soon enough. *.

Aurora Massage: Not the same Aurora from Day 1. This one is on the same Soi as Hunny Bunny. Picked Sai from the lineup. Easy choice to make, she's easily hands down the best looking, and you can*find her on youtube even. The place she works at seems to be on Youtube for some reason. Perfectly made bolt-ONS, quite friendly though fairly distant. But her sheer beauty made up for the business like vibe, I came hard in doggy fucking her small thin frame while grabbing onto her fantastic tits from behind. Real stunner this one. Did not repeat, but a good time indeed was had. *.

Erotica: Back to this gogo bar at Nana to pick up the girl I saw. Could not care to remember her name but the number was #33. Saw and spoke to her a number of days ago and I thought what a nice chick. Let's come back to short time her and I came back this night and boy do I regret it. They say you regret the things you don't do and not the things you actually do, but this time man did I regret picking her up. I know the game, and it's always a crapshoot, we're talking about hundreds of girls across dozens upon dozens of places to pick them up, there won't be reviews of each and every girl, so buyer beware, but all things considered it could've been worse. At least there was fucking, though she treated it like I was performing surgery, I could tell things were going downhill the moment I paid the barfine. It was a switch that had activated in her brain, from sweet and friendly to this very distant, cold dark look on her face. It was eerie. Shoulda known when you see how this gogo bar tries so hard to grab people in, literally, grab you by the arms and won't let go. Not the playful*way soi cowboy one's do it, here the mamasan in particular is very aggressive. Short time hotel was very bad too, I don't expect much from places like this, but it was quite bad. Easily the worst hotel / motel room I have ever been in my life and trust me I've been in many. I stopped and told her to leave, and alone in the dingy short time room, I resigned to the fact that the trip would have some blemishes. But by God I came damn close to a perfect trip. No trip is perfect I get it, but sometimes you got to let your brain do the talking and not the dick all the time. She was hairy down there too, tight enough I guess, but she checked out from moment one. Still a less worse experience than the 2 worst experiences I ever had, both in Bangkok a number of years ago. Reports of those still exist here I think. One of those happens to be a girl from Nana as well. One of the rainbows I pulled her from. As much as I want to write nana off, I can't because thank Christ I remember that back then I did pull one sweetheart from Nana so it's not all bad for me. So again it's a crapshoot, luck of the draw kinda thing. Jut pray to the Sex Gods. It's all we can do. What can you do when they're so nice, and you think you got all the bases covered, they can still turn on you. Hell man, a lot of dudes get divorced when it's supposed to be until death*do us part, so I'm just saying. It can happen to any of us. I did my best. And I'm pretty much a veteran hobbyist at this point. We can still fail. Just part of life. I read on another forum the experience of one where he really had a bad time with a gogo bar girl, and I chalked this up to me having lesson learnt. At least it wasn't*as bad as that guy. And since it was short time, financially not too bad as well, going to write it off. It wasn't even enough that I already barfined the *****, but the mamasan kept hassling me for more drinks as I was on the way out with the girl. Jesus H Christ lady. *.

Tycoon: Can't remember when I went there, but I know I left almost right away, mamasan was extremely pushy and the second a girl sat next to me uninvited, I said goodbye. Girls weren't that good looking either. This place was apparently foreigner owned, like a few of the other gogo bars so you'd think they'd know not to hassle people so much, but there you go. *.

Dollhouse: To remedy the bad taste in my mouth I took a tuk tuk for the very first time not just in Bangkok, but in my life, to essentially run to soi cowboy. Apparently tuk tuks are supposed to be really cheap, and what I paid for the trip from nana to cowboy, it did seem very cheap to me, again I'm comparing to NYC prices here, I mean Jeez, what would an uber cost for that distance in NYC, I can tell ya, it ain't cheap. From the entrance of cowboy, ran over to dollhouse*in the rain and the second I could locate Fan, I barfined her longtime. It took a while to get her out of the bar, but unlike Erotica, there was almost no pressure to buy more drinks before I left with the girl. One of the longest sex sessions I got to have on this trip, I fucked her long and good, multiple positions, before all that we showered together, etc. Very long doggy too, I like to pound them' from the back. Came via a combo of BJ and HJ. Lot's of making out, DFK. Very sweet girl, though initially she had issues with the condom, which was kinda weird. And she couldn't find the shower cap when it was right there. A little ditzy? But still sexy. Still though, compared to what I would pay at a massage sex place, it may not be all that worth it, especially since I don't like them' to sleep in with me. I always kick them out by latest 2 or 3 am, cause I got to sleep alone. Nowadays I can only ever sleep alone. It happens when you've been alone your whole life. Again, not lonely, just alone. Up to this point, it's been what, 20 sex sessions? Managed to review most of them, those that I can remember anyway, and so far only 2 or so that would be considered 'bad', so overall things are ok. Again, statistically not too lousy. Most were ok, but the damn good ones more than made up for everything else with their personality and character. Maybe I should slow down a little, give my dick and wallet a rest. Barely been here 2 weeks up to this point. With Fan, there might've been an issue with the condom being too small, it's never been an issue before but I think since the sheer power of the wonder pill has made me so engorged, beyond today I started looking for my own condoms with a slightly bigger size. Works better. *.

Day 9:

Resupply condom day, did some touristy shit, always had great food every fucking day. God, the food here is just nothing short of sublime. As depressed as I was when*I had to leave, I knew it was for the best, look I'm already an ill old man, with how awesome the food was here I woulda ate myself to a heart attack at some point. *.

Can Can: With the rain I decided to just do a little reconnoitering and as I was walking by Can Can massage I saw Aer! Holy Moses, the amount of shit I had to go through to try to repeat with her the other day and there she was just sitting there, so I walked back, didn't even bother with the lineup, paid the mamasan and in the room, Aer looked at me and said she remembered me! Aer does not disappoint, very active, very friendly and smiley, tries so very hard to please. She even has a cute lisp when she talks. Knowing what I know*about myself and my limp dick problems even with the wonder pill, I opted to have her blow me until I came in her mouth. She's one of the few on this trip that guaranteed a CIM. And a very excellent CIM indeed. The hold her head down while you nut and she keeps sucking you off kind. A fantastic time was had. Some kissing, etc. Thoug she has a lot of pimples, I can look past that because of her beauty, her tits and her kindness. *.

Kokoro: Back to this place and exactly like last time as I'm at the door waiting to be buzzed in, some other dudes show up. It's like Grand Central station here. I mean, see'Mon.! Why the fuck when I show up, other dudes have to show up at the exact same time? What the hell, this almost never happens anywhere else. From the small lineup I picked Bella. Easily the prettiest in the group. The earlier 2 douchebag guys that showed, left anyway cause apparently none of the pussy standing in front of them was good enough. Jeez. Anyway, Bella was fresh and young looking, sweet and friendly, she was good, sex in multiple positions and good BBBJ, but again it was just so damn slippery. This time, definitely no rimming, so a bit sad there, but overall ok. Just to be around beauty like that makes me happy enough. I tell ya fellas, if I had the wonder pill the day I met Ryoko here, it woulda definitely been worth it. No doubt I woulda exploded. Now that chick was good. They all look so good walking up the stairs too with that tight purple / blue uniform. *.

Day 10:

On this day I did some touristy shit, by this time I've used Grab, the tourist boat on the Chao Phraya, the metro, the BTS, tuk tuk, etc. Also a good amount of walking. At my age, got to get some exercise in. *.

X-Ray Kapoo: The one and only 'Kapoo' joint I tried. Just to see what the fuss is all about and in the end it's really just another type of place to pick girls from, that's very reminiscent of all the other massage / soapie*type deals. To be honest I can't*really tell the difference, there were subtle*things like the place itself is nice and snazzy, the staff seemed to be more geared towards expecting you to be local, and the girls are supposed to be hotter. Are they though? I picked Nana from the photos and I'm okay with that since they gave me the option to wait to see her in real life. And the fun thing was they did this weird discount thing. But even more fun was they said I get to pick a uniform for Nana to wear, so in the corner were all these costumes and dresses, and while waiting for Nana to get ready, I picked the Thai college uniform, you know the white shirt and black skirt ensemble. Sexy. Was that*ringworm I saw on her armpit? No matter. She was nice enough, a bit distant at first, but opened up by the end, good sex, can't even remember now if it was BBBJ or not, I came in doggy while she had the skirt off, her shirt was on and unbuttoned, sexy as hell. *.

Addict Massage: Back to Lily for the 3rd time. She's even more GFE with me now, but also because of that there's less attention in a way, more time spent on her phone, cause now she's used to me. I'm figuring from this, unless more is arranged or agreed*upon, 3 times is about the max you're going to get from a girl when it comes to really good service. Showed me more of her family*photos, and her story is just as sad as many of the other girls. Believe what you will from it, tip them what you want, but never fall in love with them and sure as hell don't ever send them money. This time around, she spent a good deal amount of time riding me cowgirl, multiple positions. Very good doggy as always and very long, deep and sloppy BBBJ. A very fantastic time was definitely had. *.

Hunny Bunny: For some weird reason, I stopped by here. Shouda just called it a day but noooo, I just had to push it. A big lineup of at least 10 girls, I picked the cutest one, Yuki, and from moment one in the room I knew something was off. My 'weird girl' radar was going off, alarm bells ringing. And sure enough it was weird. She was so quiet I thought she was mute. Incredibly distant and very much disinterested. I was amused at first, and I thought I could have angry sex with her, but after mish and doggy, I just gave up. Lying there like a dead fish is one thing, but now I can honestly say I know what it's like to fuck a sex doll, cause that must be it. She was like a robot, maybe she was a robot. I made the mistake of complaining later, via Line of all things, and this is where us foreigners need to be super careful. We all know now a sim card there means identification, and if any local has a beef with you, you are the one fucked. The mamasan could have said anything about me and I'd be in a world of hurt for sure. Luckily, nothing happened. Just next time when you guys have a bad fuck, swallow your pride and walk away. Just walk away, don't look back, and don't bother with that place ever again. Same girl that eyed me from the last time I was here, she was there and in hindsight I shoulda picked her. She looked like she was eager to please. But again, it's all a crapshoot. Who knows?*.

Dozo: Walked over to Dozo since it's across the road, and the lineup was pretty sad, so the lineup was rejected by me and I left. Papasan was very friendly but if that's the selection of talent he has, I can't force myself to pick one. *.

Thermae: Ever the masochist, I thought I was done punishing myself for today, and I thought with the lousy time I've had at Hunny Bunny, how could it get worse? And yet, it did. I wanted to see for myself what Thermae was like at midnight and of course it's as anyone can guess, most of the hotties are gone, or are back and gone again, and slightly less people. I hung out and made myself choose between 2 girls I was eyeing. So 50% chance of lousiness right? Wouldn't you know it, the girl I picked was lousy. Min she called herself. And I shoulda been clued in that it'd be bad by the fact that she thought very highly of herself, she said things along the lines of like how she can get more money, etc, etc. But was willing to cut me some slack. So, back to my hotel, no BJ, not even HJ. But it was one of the longest mish sessions I've ever had, the fact that she was hairy down there too means she doesn't give 2 fucks about grooming herself, which is a big clue on how she's attractive enough to just kinda coast by on how idiots like me would take her out, fuck her some, and she splits. No way I was going to let her get comfy on my dime, after a little while I told her to split. I want to have the bed to myself and sleep this not too great day away. Thank Christ at least there was Lily today to make up for things. Min from Thermae, sheesh, she said she was shy. Shy my ass. Told her to get a boob job and shave down there already. Jeez*louise. You fellas ever stop by Thermae, do not go for 'Min'. Still good mish though, and the fact that she doesn't groom herself down there, I'm not even talking about shaving it all clean like a pornstar, but at least keeping it trimmed. I mean, Jesus. That's just another indication she don't give a damn. *.

Note for the rest of you mongers out there. Be polite and keep your voice down. One day, maybe it was during the first few days, I was at a restaurant eating one of the best chicken meals I've ever had in my life and this guy with a french accent was talking to his girl and he was speaking at a volume where most people around him could hear him, and he was asking her about her 'profession'. How did she start?*What kind of guys she saw. How she liked to suck dick, etc. Girl was too polite to tell him to shut it, but anyone could tell she was mortified. Look dudes, bring these girls out, but when with them, they're 'girlfriends' and treat them as such. Simple. This fucking french frog, looked youngish himself, clearly a newbie to the whole thing, was such an asshole. Really makes the rest of us look bad. Look, we partake in the hobby, and it's far from savory or presentable, but see'Mon., a little decorum please. I get that there's this thing called a 'reasonable expectation of privacy', and yes, in a public setting like a restaurant, it doesn't count, but at that point it comes down to manners and empathy. *.

Day 11:

Had the single greatest meal I've ever had in my life. I love this place. Same chicken place I talked about on Day 10. Anyway, for today I thought I'd try something different, or at least experience a different part of town. Stopped by Thaniya and Patpong to see what the fuss is all about. Eh, it's ok. Finally found the world famous Black Pagoda. This is the very same place that was featured on a documentary about prostitution, can't remember the name of the documentary, but it focuses on the lives of prostitutes in Thailand, India and Mexico. And just the fact that the way Black Pagoda is built, a glass bridge between 2 buildings overseeing the whole area, one has to experience it at least once.

Black Pagoda: The girls seemed pretty desperate and I had a beer, bought 2 lady drinks and split. Patpong overall had a sad vibe to it, like it was kinda deserted and the girls themselves were saying that it just ain't like how it used to be. They themselves said most of the action is now in Nana and Cowboy. Met a super nice girl there that I would later see relocate to another gogo, I'm not going to mention names here cause I kinda want to keep her to myself. She'd be a top 5 in Patpong easily, but in Nana, she'd just be another girl. But still, she's number 1 to me. Never got to barfine her because of scheduling conflicts but God knows if I ever got to back, yes, I'm going to deifnitely fuck the shit out of her. Found out some days later that some of the girls I met on this very night left for greener pastures in Nana.

Kings Castle: This place was weird but in a very good way. The 20 minutes I was there, aside from the initial beer, no one, and I mean no one hassled me. I loved it. Girls were ok looking too. But just the whole area, and the sad vibe kinda turned me off and I left. From Nana to Cowboy to Patpong, this was the one and only gogo bar where the mamasan did not hassle me. I give it 5 stars just for that. Hell, maybe just for that I'd go so far as to say it's the single best gogo bar in all of Bangkok. Kinda wished I tried a girl from there to see what she'd be like and what the nearby short time rooms are like.

Patpong was super quiet but Thaniya was buzzing, felt like Thermae, except outside on the street, all the girls milling about with guys. And bunch more girls on chairs at the side. Having spoken to Rita from Thermae a few days ago when I took her out, she explained to me how Thaniya works since she herself works at one of them karaoke joints. Overall, nice area, just not sure how to or if I want to partake since the m. O. Is quite similar anyway. A lot of these girls that straddle the line of pro / no-pro, the fucking itself is just that, just fucking. With the massage girls, there's way more emphasis on service and making you happy.

Day 12 :

By this point I've been in Bangkok for over 2 weeks, took some time off from the hobbying to recover. There's no way having the wonder pill in my system everyday for 2 weeks plus alcohol plus my old man medications can be healthy. Feeling ok, plenty of good food and a metric ton of tourism out of the way, I bravely plowed on with the sex for hobbying day 12.

Relax Room: Thanks to a japanese forum, I found this place that from the outside looks like a legit place, or at least legit in that only a HJ might be had. If you walked by and saw the sign, you'd never guess that it was a fuck joint. But wouldn't you know it, it's a full on sex joint, again don't do what I did and pick from photos, but holy hell, this girl didn't just match her photos but exceeded it by like a lot. She was stunning! Gorgeous beyond words. I was thinking to myself what a beauty. You know the newest predator movie called Prey? Ok, imagine that girl, but even prettier. Sexier. That's what I'm talking about. Holy hell, she was hot. Yuki was friendly enough, and the massage was good, but it was only CBJ, and this was one of the few times I just didn't cum, but man oh man, was the sex hot. She let me fuck her in so mamy positions, and took it all like a champ, the moans, the sounds she was making, it was sexy as hell, and when I was doing her doggy, she started to touch herself. She was the first one I've banged so far that seemed to actually might be enjoying my dick. Its a nice feeling honestly to be thinking that maybe the girl you're fucking might be having a good time too. Weirdly, though the befoire and after of all that she was kinda of distant and when she turned the light down for the sex, it was so dark, I could barely see her pretty face. But she's easily in the top 5 prettiest fucks I've had on this trip. Also, for what I paid, 90 min, this place was one of the cheapest, easily the best value for money. Hot babe, nice clean environment, great massage. Great sex. A good time was definitely had. I'm appreciating the fact that it's not always about nutting. Thanks to the wonder pill and the fact I can keep it up now, the long fucking sessions, the sweaty hot sex in multiple positions, that's the thing right there. She's proof positive that the prettiest isn't always the best, but that's a lesson we mongers all learn from early on. But damn, still the sex was good even if she wasn't that active in it, she gave off a vibe of wanting to be there when I fucked her. Nice.

Paradise Massage: This is the Paradise that's famous for their prostate thing, not the place next to Don Quixote. Had Kae, and she did the prostate thing. Yeah, it was ok. I wanted to know what the fuss was all about. I figred if rimming feels so damn good, then a finger up my ass must be heaven, but maybe I'm not puckered up enough, cause it was kinda uncomfortable. Nice in the beginning, but borderline painful by the end. Did she get to my prostate? I couldn't really tell. She was the oldest I had on this trip, at around mid 30's. Which is still decades younger than me. Ha! Great man mades, and when I fucked her, she really couldn't take it. Says it was a cyst. Overall a good time. Also, easily the grimiest and lousiest place I've been, dingy and all that, but again I ain't here to fuck decor or furniture.

Asoke First Class: Where that Japanese forum steered me right when it came to Relax Room, it kinda steered me wrong to this place. Semi legit joint, they make sure you know when the word go that there's no sex, but HJ and BBBJ can be had for a tip. Weird thing is if you're a first timer, the mamasan manager by the name of Meiji is the one that 'interviews' you. So she's friendly enough, good conversation and all, but not very attractive. Still she blew me till I came in her mouth. But for the price, I don't think it was worth it. Now that I've been 'interviewed' and passed, she says I can pick whoever I want next time. And of course on the way out I see this younger prettier thing, and I'm thinking oh well. An ok time, but won't repeat.

Doki Doki: Wanting my dick to be in pussy, I schlepped back to Doki Doki, and would you believe it at even just 9 pm they're closing shop already. What? In Bangkok? Seriously? Anyways, only Nanny is available so I go for it. Now, the receptionist was having a coughing fit, and I'm thinking, well that don't sound too good. Covid? And when Nanny showed up, and we were both in the room, she coughed a little bit too. Oh wait a minute. But fuck it. I'm here to fuck. To hell with covid. She does the slipping sliding thing, again very little rimming when I was hoping for so much more, the sex was good, but it's just so slippery. Friendly enough, not the most attractive, I'd say fuckable. A good time overall. There was this moment when I saw like a read smear on her towel, and I was like 'huh?' She saw me looking at it and she said it's just lipstick. Ha! Scared myself for no reason. Here's the deal when it comes to hygiene, and maybe this is where Asian girls win over their european counterparts. I'm sure some of you guys out there, if you've done enough girls in the doggy position, you've experienced the 'shit' smell. I've only ever encountered once, and it was in Sweet Paradise in Prague so very many years ago. I was banging this chick doggy, and the weirdest poop smell showed up, and my first thought was it had to be the toilet in the bathroom since it was just right there, but I soon realized it was the girl herself, cause as soon I flipped her over for mish, the smell went away. Years later, I actually googled this, and whadya know fellas, it actually is a thing! Some girls, whether they know it or not, sometimes have the poop smell show up when you do them doggy, cause their asshole is right there. And it ain't farting either. Sometimes it ain't even about hygiene, it's how the girl herself is built down there. The same google links and posts I read seem to indicate that for some girls, no matter how much they clean themselves, that poopish scent is there when you doggy them. But in that case in Prague all those years ago, I think the chick didn't wash herself enough. But Asian girls, for the most part, they're always so very clean. Kinda wish they would shave themselves clean down there though, but that's my personal preference. And with all the Asian chicks I've doggied, not once was there ever a case of poop smell by way of doggy.

Crazy House: Stopped by this world famous gogo bar in Cowboy, and it was so damn packed, I walked right out. Like packed to the gills. What's going on in there, why is it so popular?

Day 13:

Escort that shall not be named: This day started out pretty bad I'm afraid. Some weird mix up with housekeeping, and all kinds of issues had me scrambling. And it was bad enough I think it best if I don't mention the name of the escort agency or the girl I got. She had the largest discrepancy between her photos and real life I have ever experienced in my hobbying career. To say her photos were 'photoshopped' are an understatement. Indeed it was her, but Jesus Christ. She was kinda gross too. Her stomach kept grumbling for some reason and when she laughed it was kinda maniacal. I was kinda grossed out. It took everything I had just to fuck her, at least her tits were nice and big, but that was it. When it hit me that the reason she kept adjusting her 'hair', was cause it was a wig, I think that's when I finally gave up and kindly asked her to leave. We did have a pretty decent conversation though, about her real job, etc. But for what I paid, so not worth it. I know it's pointless for me to write all this, when you don't know who to avoid cause I'm not naming the agency or the girl but we all know how escort agencies in Bangkok work, and they know my real name. If I bring this place up, and the girl, and if the owner reads this, or hears about it, odds are the owner / mamasan could retaliate. Hell, the escort, if you could even call her that, not too smartly called out my name, my real name, in the hotel lobby. Look, I get it. We're nobody's. In the end, no one gives 2 shits. But anonymity is part of the game. There's a sense of security at least. It's not just because of Min that Iv'e given up on Thermae, Rita will always be reason enough to try that place again, but just youtube 'Thermae Bangkok', and see for yourself how many of you guys have been caught on camera, living on youtube forever, for the world to see, because some dudes are just asshole enough to keep shooting secret videos of the places we go to be ourselves, to let loose for a change, and to not be judged. I don't know who keeps doing this, but for the love of God, stop. Just stop. Stop shooting these videos. It doesn't help anyone. There's a reason why we partake in a hobby so taboo. Anyway, the 'escort' wasn't all that attractive either. This is the only time I was glad she had her mask on in the lobby, cause if anyone did see, and that I had her delivered to my room to fuck, I'm sure most dudes would be like, what? Really? Many a times I've seen our fellow hobbyists with some of the most unattractive girls ever, especially here in Thailand, and I wonder what's going on, I feel sorry for them, maybe they need corrective glasses or something but today that was actually me. Never again dudes. Never again with escorts, and sure as shit never this agency ever either. Trust me when I say this, don't fuck with the locals, as much as I want to say the girls 'name' and the agency, best I don't. Because they know who I am, perhaps another good reason never to use escort agencies again. She was loud, uncouth, though the BBBJ was ok, even with the wonder pill there was no way I could keep myself attracted enough to her to fuck her. Just no way. This reminded me of that time in Auckland I was being massaged by a Maori girl, and though she had a slammin' body, her face just turned me off. She did her level best to try to make me cum, but it just wouldn't happen. Because it was an escort agency in Bangkok, this qualifies as the priciest, even for just a few hours, so sad to say, of the entire trip, this was the most expensive session, but easily one of, if not the worst. So the correlation between price and service / experience, was made even clearer to me today. Pricier definitely does not mean better. In the end, here in Bangkok anyway, cheaper is indeed better. Of course it depends on a lot of luck too, of which I have very little.

Can Can: To get the bad taste out of my mouth, I went to see Aer for the 3rd time. My God, for what I paid earlier, I coulda seen Aer 2 more times after this. Don't know if I mentioned this earlier, but she has a huge see-section scar, she's one of the few that doesn't talk about her kid or kids. But she's still so very friendly and smiley, and just a joy to be around. Her smile is infectious. Her lisp so adorable. Sex was very good, multiple positions, she rode me cowgirl so hard, I finally came through a combo of HJ and BJ, and knowing she would let me cum in mouth, I blasted but the timing was a bit off and I got her mostly on the lips and a little bit in her hair. Sexy, very sexy. She told me about her friend that wants to work there too, and it got me thinking, yup, there is no shortage of young hot girls that want to work these oilies cause of the money. Man, some of the talent is real nice, but yes, I would say most are just ok looking.

Spanky's: Was this Nana? I don't even remember anymore. Sat with Tong, cute enough, friendly. Bought her a drink and left, very little hassle from mamasan, so highly recommend this place. Considering the events of today, beyond this point I took a few days off, just kinda floated around in the hotel pool, hung out at the gogo bars, had a metric ton of Chang beer.

Thing of it is fellas with no shortage of street walkers, oilies, soapies, gogo bars, etc. I just don't see a reason for escorts. If I ever get to come back to Thailand, I'm going to skip the escorts unless I really see one that's worth it, plenty of reviews, etc.

Day 14:

I'm basically out of touristy shit to do and boy am I glad. Just doing nothing but eating, drinking, fucking, sleeping. Truly a vacation for the ages. I tell ya fellas, if you got to go, go the way of Carradine. He died in a Bangkok hotel room, probably with a smile too doing what he loved. Embarrassing? Sure, but he's dead, so he don't care. Just die a happy man. If you know what I'm talking about, then yes, you are old like me.

Boss Massage: Walked in here on a whim and just like Sai at Aurora, Yuri here was the prettiest. Easily the prettiest. And just like Sai at Aurora, she was friendly enough, a bit distant, did her job well, but her sheer beauty was more than enough to get me to cum when fucking her. And that beautiful ass on her tiny frame with her fantastic bolt-ONS, I came and came hard in doggy. I think from this, I'm getting clued into the fact that I need the younger, and way super hot girls with tighter pussies to come. Cause if they can't get me to cum in the first few positions, then it might not happen. That's when the more patient and kind ones come in where if they don't give up on me, and I move on to condom #2, I can make it happen. Only other place I saw with a clock. Pretty close to time too. The clock even works. I didn't even mind that she wouldn't let me suck on her titties. Just so damn gorgeous. A good time was had. Look at the website, she's the hottest one there, bar none. On time, most of these places don't short me, but it's definitely not 90 min. Always at least 10 min less. They got to get you out man. More potential customers coming in, or there was an appointment. You know fellas, on this trip I did Kokoro twice, Doki Doki twice, and even with places famous for rimming I didn't get rimmed nearly as much as I wanted to be on this trip. It is indeed the holy grail of sexual experiences. That's why it's tough to beat Prague of many years ago. A Prague that may or may not exist now. Because that Prague, then, read my super old reports from then, the rimming that those girls gave me. I still dream about it. Just like the times I got rimmed at Geylang. It's such a rare find. Such a rare experience. If you find girls that'll rim you, and rim you hard. Repeat them. Repeat them!

BKK Happy: From the lineup today, I picked Meena. Tiny very thin little thing, that when she gave me a body slide, it was kinda bony. Still sexy though. Friendly enough, good service, came in doggy. Smallest one yet, but better looking with her hair down. Small tits, but at this point I don't care anymore. Tits are tits. Pussy is pussy. I'm lucky if I can get any. She's friendly enough. Enough for me to say she's not distant, whereas most girls are a little distant and businesslike, that's why when you find a gem that's worth repeating, always repeat, at least one other time.

RuenThai: This spot is literally next door to BKK Happy and I swear everytime I walk by, a girl from inside would open the door to beckon me in. Sometimes girls are actually quite hot. But the place looks a little run down, the signage, and there's zero internet presence. I do wonder what it's about. I'm sure it's the same deal, but with so many options, why. The girls in there look pretty desperate though, the place looks like it's on its last legs. If I had more time, I might have tried.

Nana: Dropped by here just to kill time, soak in the vibes, people watch from the balcony. Thought I was a genius when I found this great spot right under a fan, and wouldn't you know it, a security guy shows up and says the seats under the fans are just for them. Yeah, ok, sure fella. Thai girls are hardworking as hell, but these guys? Jeez. I noticed the people count at the entrance too, though if they're counting people like me that go in and out of the entrance a few times the same night, the count is definitely exaggerated. People watching from the balconies of Nana is definitely fun, you get to catch your breath, chill a little, no one hassles you unless you sit under the fans, etc. The beer place on the ground floor in the center is nice too. There is one big difference and one I do appreciate, there's a 'no photos' sign now right at the entrance and for the most part, people do seem to comply. Many years ago the last time I was in Nana, you could take all the photos you want. I was thinking to myself though, no way they would enforce it, but wouldn't you know it, some clueless touristy types walked in as a group, and one fell started taking photos, and within 2 seconds, some of the ladies and then the guards told him off, etc. I'm not going to say where the fellas where from, but I'll just say that the part of the world they would normally be associated with usually ends with the word 'subcontinent'.

Let me rant a little. It's tough to find girls that look really good and will provide excellent service. Photos almost never match. It's so bad sometimes the mismatch it's pretty egregious. Up to this point, the 2 that really match are Yuki from Day 12 and Yuri from tdoay, but even then they were kind of distant. But by the end of this trip, I found the full package in Haru. Stay tuned.

Day 15:

If you know what Montezuma's revenge is, then not only are you as old as I am, but you're from North America. Cause on this day, on this most momentous of days, I got the Thai version. What I will call Rama's Revenge. Man, it was bad. From morning till mid day. Was it bad chicken? Was it covid? Was it herpes? Was it the flu? Monkeypox? Was it the side effects of the wonder pill? Whatever it was, I was on the throne on and off all fucking day. It had to happen I suppose. I think it was the chicken from the day before. Maybe a little undercooked. What started out as a bad day turned out to be one of the better ones, amazingly enough.

Dream Heaven Massage: Finally had Yumi! After skipping her from a lineup 2 weeks ago, to seeing her open the door to beckon me in the times I walked by, I had to have her. To say she's stunning is an understatement. She's so gorgeous most men would kill for her. Perfect face, cute bangs, fantastic juicy naturals. When she was riding me cowgirl, looking at the way the light was sculpting her amazing body, it was like porn. I didn't care at all that she wouldn't let me suck her titties or that the blowjob was covered. Her beauty was astounding, and her english was definitely better than most. Sex multiple positions, and she tried to make me cum with my dick between her tits, but to no avail. But she was patient enough to let me fuck her doggy again with condom 2, and bam! I came. Excellent. Says she's from Chiang Mai. At this point I've met girls from all over, some from Bangkok itself. But again most of the stories are strikingly similar and parallel a lot of what I've seen for myself decades ago. I get it's the culture and all that, but none of us ever ask to be born in the first place, but to be born to have to carry the burden of family like that, just cause they were born girls. It's cruel if you ask me. With few occupational options, they end up at places where degenerates like us meet them. Natural see cups on Yumi, a fantastic time was had by me. Sweet and friendly, a little quirky and weird too. My god, what an ass. Not GFE at all, but her sheer beauty is enough to carry me through.

Venus: Wiwi again, and this time a little bit of phone tag confusion, so we end up at the shop instead of my hotel, well, good for me cause I'm paying less and getting more. This time, the 3rd time with Wiwi, I finally came during sex. Which is great, cause if I still couldn't do it, she would blow me until I came in her mouth. Sweet as always, friendly and wanted to keep in touch. She's had a kid, so her pussy being not so tight isn't a really good theory for my inability to come sometimes. Again, it's a crapshoot. Sometimes I can come pretty fast with sex with some girls, sometimes it just won't happen. Go figure.

A good fuck is a good fuck, at my age I don't get too picky. But yes, GFE are hard to come by, and on this whole trip so far I would say the real passionate, lovey-dovey GFE types are few, but worth it. Wiwi is definitely one. Haru in my future reports was definitely one, Lily no doubt, and Aer too, not forgetting Noey. Not the bad Noey, the good one, so many of them have the same fake names. I've lost count of how many Yumi's, Yuki's and Yuri's I came across.

Soi 11 : Went down memory lane. This is how clueless I was on my last trip to Bangkok. I actually stayed here to be 'close' to Nana, not even knowing that Nana is just ok and that this whole freakin' street is full of bars and shit, some kinda cool spot for people to hang out. But I'm staying somewhere else this time, closer to cowboy, and a way better area if you ask me. Closer to the oilies. But if you're big into the party scene, then soi 11 is for you.

Ola Ola: I am the customer. Me. Yet this place treated me like I was begging them to see their girls. Puh-lease, this is Bangkok. Too many options to have to deal with their bullshit. Via Line, there was an inane amount of back and forth, trying to commit me to an appointment, and I've been through enough to know to avoid that if possible, and I was like can't I just walk in to see the line up? I said and very reasonably so, why would I just pick a girl when I can't even see the face, and a good 30 minutes later, they sent me the face picks and when I didn't respond, they actually deleted it. Via Line, I've dealt with, and will continue to deal with many of these massage / oilie / nuru joints, but this place really takes the cake. Can't be bothered with them, and this is another one of those places recommended by a particular website, of which I will speak on a little later.

I can't remember now if I reported on this already, or if it's going to come up in my future reports, but it's worth mentioning. In Nana, on the second floor, was it one of the Rainbows? Can't remember which gogo now, but I saw a security guard turn away a customer at the door. Like he looked at him, and motioned him to turn around and leave. This guy plus his friends were from the part of the world associated with the word 'subcontinent'. There's a number of subcontinents on the planet, I'll just say it's an Asian subcontinent. I've read about this phenomenon, and from what I've also heard on the ground, from the girls themselves as well, they seem to have a somewhat colorful, albeit slightly negative reputation. I don't want to paint an entire grouping of people to be bad, I'm sure there are many fine fellas from that group, but when I saw that happen for myself, I then realized, well whadya know, it does happen. Seemingly at random, some dudes just get turned away at the entrances of some gogo bars. In my future report, I'll mention a girl who told me that she specifically doesn't want to work with them either. That is quite interesting.

Day 16:

Last day of tourism just for shits and giggles, saw yet another what.

Thonglor Massage One: Picked Bebe, and honestly couldn't tell what was going on with the braces, or was it food stuck in there? Not that attractive, but attractive enough. But strangely English was quite strong. Based on the things she was telling me about herself and why she doesn't escort, why she chose this place that's in a quieter neighborhood, I suspect that she could be more along the lines of middle class who fell on hard times. Maybe even went to an international type school in Bangkok. We never go to places for the massage itself, but wasn't bad, no BJ or anything, but sex was ok, came in doggy. An ok time was had. If I had to say she looks like a less attractive version of Avena Lee. If you know who I'm talking about then you're really old school like me.

Maid Cafe: Very tempted to walk in here since it's right there not too far from Thonglor Massage One, but as I peeked in the window, I saw the 'maids' wearing their masks. Which is fine, but in a situation where there's no sex, and now you can't even tell if the chicks are cute or not, what's the point? I get it, it's just a cafe, but I just didn't see the point.

Pretty Massage: Being in the Thonglor area, I decided to stop by Pretty Massage, the oily that's literally next to Momo in the small alleyway headed to the back of Nikko Hotel. Had Bam, which from the photo, they let me see her in real life and she's quite a looker. Luckily for me, she's pretty good in bed too. Service oriented, and though she moaned a bit about me needing to use a second condom since my old man dick gave up, I gave her a tip for not giving up. I freakin' came in doggy. Thank you Bam, wham bam thank you ma'am. I need to make a small correction to one of my previous reviews (Jasmine from Picasso was found here, not Momo massage, with so many girls, so many places, I think my confusion is understandable). One note, this place had a clock! One of the few places that only had a clock, but it worked. These 2 places side by side to each other, Momo and Pretty, they honor their time commitments to the minute. So kudos to them. Most places will get to or close to the time, but this place is pretty precise.

Addict: Having had Lily 3 times at Addict, I wanted to try someone different here and had Mona. Shapely, pretty with big naturals, long BBBJ, and I managed to come in doggy, friendly enough but even at 90 min I did feel kinda rushed a bit. I actually wanted to tip her at the end, but the last few minutes were so rushed, I didn't even get the chance. All good to me. This whole day cost about as much as that one session from the terrible escort that day, the more I think about it, the more I've learned what not to do, what to do, Jesus H Christ willing that I get to come back again to do this. 3 hot fucks for the price of one shitty escort. Go figure. To each his own. But I'm definitely an oily / massage place guy, for sure.

Got to add, before I forget, some places like Kokoro have an audio warning system to let people know in the lobby that a customer is walking down. For Kokoro it's a hilarious plastic duck noise maker thing, other places just have the girl shout, some use bells. It's pretty neat.

Before I go on with the rest of the days, let's talk about 7-11. It's fucking amazing here! Like Mcdonald's, why are the American shit way more awesome outside of the US? In the US Mcd's and 7-11 is shit. Setup is shit, customer service is shit. But 7-11 in Thailand is like Duane Reade on crack. Friendly, capable, hardworking staff. Grocery store, deli, pharmacy all in one. Hot food. Fresh food. Everything. Awesome selection of Thai food favorites. Get this fellas. If you buy 2 drinks, they give you 2 straws! Holy shit. Very prompt payment processing too. Say what you want about Asian people, but you can't beat their work ethic. It's awe inspiring.

I notice too that it's pretty random when it comes to the girl whether she wants to arrange with you for a time out at your hotel without letting the boss know, or if she feels like she has to let the boss know. Some are pretty cavalier about it, exchanging Lines, etc. But some are pretty paranoid, and in some places you see a little sign that says no exchanging of contact information. Go figure.

As mentioned earlier I only tip if the girl is friendly and doesn't give up on me, so it means I generally cum. Best if it's sex, or CIM. But over the duration of this trip, I've become more pragmatic about hand jobs. Cause I think of it like this. If it's a hot girl giving me a hand job, it's still better than me giving myself the handy. Especially if it happens right after I've fucked her, or she's blown me all day.

So far I've had more than a few encounters with girls that work in 2 places. Like Rita that was both at Thaniya and Thermae, or Dear who's at Thermae at night, and All Stars in the day. Man, you got to give them' credit for the hustle they got to pull, the amount of work they got to do to pull in the dough. How hard they work, puts us in the west to shame. Honestly. We're so lazy by comparison.

Day 17:

BKK Happy: Yes! Noey is back and saw her today, and boy am I glad. She seemed a little flustered in the beginning, but I understood quick that that was her m. O. It's her ritual in a way to begin the session. You'll see it, it's kinda adorable. But from her I learned the amazing fact that all the tools of her trade, the little basket they bring around with the mouth wash, condoms, soap, etc. It's all on them. They pay for that shit. So do them a favor sometimes and bring your own condom if you need more than one. Not saying my dick is huge, but the ones they use tend to the smaller size. Ha, I can say that now since the wonder pill makes me so hard, I actually have a nice sized dick for a change instead of the limp disaster from past times. In a way, I saw how the donuts were made today, first time seeing a guy being escorted out as I was coming in for the same girl, but let's face it. We know the deal. It is what it is. Just shut your mind to it and for 90 minutes pretend it's just you. Just like 2 weeks ago she was very friendly, very smiley, very active, and tried very very hard to make me cum. I finally did cum, through a BJ / HJ combo and I accidentally sprayed cum onto her hair, sexy! Same room even, and even with 2 weeks she remembered me still. What a sweetheart, such a gem, a real keeper this one. Tipped her.

And so should you guys when you see her. Treat her like a princess. They don't come as good as her. She's a rare one. She tried so hard for me, we went beyond time as well. The first time that's happened on this trip. I did see Champagne on the way out, and man oh man, what a stunner. No time though.

Aurora: This is the Aurora that used to be Puru Puru, and from the line up picked Ray. In hindsight I shoulda just gone with Champagne back at BKK Happy. While Ray was friendly enough, no BJ and not much of anything. Sweet and kind, but kinda lazy, the sex was ok and somehow I managed to come in doggy. Lazy in the fact that she spent the last 10 min asleep too. Jeez. Says she spent some time at the gogobars of Phuket, so that might go a ways to explaining this. The bar girls, like the karaoke girls, like the Thermae girls, tend towards getting you off with minimal effort, coasting on their looks. But these massage / sauna / soapie girls, especially these more mid budget places, some of them work very hard. Just got to be lucky to land one. It's weird for me, in that the harder the girl tries for me, the less the odds of me being able to come from the sex itself. CIM no problem though. Could be coincidence but a lot of the real sweethearts I've had so far, the pussy just wasn't tight enough, or maybe I wasn't fucking right. It's said sex is mostly in the mind, but tell that to my dick. Whatever, the magic pill has done wonders for me on this trip.

Got to say I've had more listerine, more massages and more showers than I've ever had in my life on this trip. More jacuzzis too. Fan-fucking-tastic. Not the listerine bit. Hell, even with the Grab, Metro and BTS, I must've walked 50 miles by the end of this trip. Talk about exercise. And the heat with all the sweating, vitamin the from the sun. This place might be healthier for you guys than anyone realizes. Certainly for me. Well, maybe not the food. If I stayed any longer, I'd eaten myself to death. Like my idiot old man. Ha! Just an observation, the traffic here is so insane, especially on the main Sukhumvit road, that buildings, especially the fancier ones will have a flag guy to wave traffic down to stop, so a car could drive out. Just incredible.

Don Quixote: It seems no one here actually knows how to pronounce 'Don Quixote', ha. This one was a real downer. Mamasan showed me photos, and though 'many' girls were available, and I should've stuck with the one I wanted, she finagled me into Jesse, and while not the worst session of this trip, she is definitely one I would not pick in a lineup. Not attractive in the least, at least her body was ok, and thank Zeus I did only an hour. Just couldn't cum though, the whole time I just could not look at her face, and mamasan said she was 'popular' and the service was great. Man, good thing the whole situation was cheap. Clearly, mamasan just wanted her to have a customer on this day. If that was excellent service, then it was pretty bog standard. I was expecting that with a face like that, maybe she did way more like rimming, but nuh-uh. Look, I can say all this shit, cause I'm ugly as sin too. Only ugly people get to call other people ugly. But 'popular'? Mamasan said she was popular? Puh-lease. At this point, I've done 2 other girls from this place, reported on some time ago. Pick those other 2 instead of this chick.

RSK: I did walk into this place and though mamasan wanted to give me a line up, all the girls were sitting outside anyway, from the Line communications the girl I wanted had just left. Apparently this place qualifies as a 'kapoo' as well. RIght in the middle of all the other massage / oily joints? During the lockdowns, this must've been one of the places that switched out to being a 'kapoo' to cater to local customers to keep themselves going. Interesting.

Nana: I won't say where and who, cause I really want to keep her to myself. But she came up with a pretty solid reason not to be barfined by me, and I theorized that this must really be the beginning of where girls are encouraged to hustle for more lady drinks as opposed to being barfined out. Obviously, it's to the benefit of the bar itself, they could give a shit how much the girl makes for herself. So to compensate, I bought her just one lady drink, and left. Let's see how things pan out in the future if I ever get to go back to Bangkok.

There's this website where I won't name names, but it's a synonym of stone or another geologically hard material. Or a musical genre. Anyway, he'll write on places around the world and occasionally places in Bangkok. I've learned now that he's clearly being paid to say really good things about these places. Yes, we're not idiots, don't trust any review you read out there. Use it as knowledge of a place's existence, but believe me, it's nowhere near as awesome as some of those reports would have you believe. Case in point, Ola-Ola, Hunny Bunny, Picasso, Casanova, etc.

Day 18:

I'm inching closer and closer to the end, and my heart breaks. But I must soldier on. At this point over the recent summer, I was in Bangkok almost a month. A total of 19 days hobbying in a one month long trip. I made notes so that months later I could write these reports to post. There was a point in the middle of the trip where I started asking myself why am I doing this? Keeping notes so that I could review girls later? I felt like it was antithetical to the whole point of living in the moment but I thought of it like this. Throughout the course of the day and night, while I was fucking my way thru Bangkok, that was living. That was being in the moment. Whether I got to nut or not, didn't matter, just being in pussy, that in and of itself was indeed sublime enough for me. Or had a great meal. Or saw an amazing what, etc. Late at night as I got ready for bed, I'd put pen to paper to try to remember the events of the day. Man, I'm so old, pen and paper! Who uses pen and paper these days? But I travel light, no laptop, no tablet, just cell phone, so imagine my old man fingers trying to type notes down on a cellphone. On a month long trip like this, to do it justice I just had to report on it, for posterity's sake.

I go punting on average every other day, with the non-sex days, just chillin'. So far, I'd say 3/4 of the girls I've had were from outside Bangkok. Statistically that's pretty precise from everything I've read. In the end I was here for so long I was basicaly able to do on average one touristy place a day, and by the last week, just ran out of places to visit, so that's when the real fucking happened where I did more repeats since I knew who to see again, and where not to go to anymore. Man, I get it now fellas. I finally get it. I understand the why, the what and the where of Bangkok and why so many of you don't ever want to leave. I'm sure there are places better or cheaper, etc. But Bangkok has it all in my book. At my age now, I like things to be simple. When I was a younger man, yes I would take chances, some borderline insane chances, risks, etc. I would explore, I would try new things, and on and on. But with so much life under my belt, a graduate of the decades long college of hard knocks, and having some real shitty situations handed to me over the years, I'm ready to call it a day and pack it in. Bangkok these days is so easy to navigate, both figuratively and literally. The sheer scale of options for sex. The food. The mostly friendly people. The magical wonder that is South East Asian 7-11's. I can go on and on about the 7-11's there. The malls. Based on my last trip to Bangkok all those years ago, I'd never guess that I would've enjoyed myself this much this time around. I'm really glad I took a chance. It was a totally monetary based decision, but even more reason to go to Thailand.

I've noticed short bookings seem to be the way to go with gogo bars these days. Makes sense, like I said earlier, it's to no benefit to the bar itself for the girl to be gone, she can make them more money hustling for lady drinks than to have her be gone with a guy. Sure, it benefits the girl to get a guy that'll pay her long time and tip, etc. But the bar'll push their agenda first. I think in due time, bar fines and ladydrinks'll cost even more, and pretty soon these places would just be for dudes to sit there and drink with the chicks. Kinda like a shitty American strip club. But look, give me a Thailand gogo bar over an American strip club any day, cause a Thai gogobar will still be infinitely cheaper than a North American strip club. Thank you very much. I mean, for the price of 3 measly lap dances in Flashdancers NYC, I can have an actual massage, sex, BBBJ, get showered by a hot girl, and be treated well here in a Bangkok sex shop. Just sayin'. I spent so many years partaking in the NYC strip club scene, and the money I paid just for a handjob. Jeez. I can't remember which night it was, but I reported on how on one of my gogobar visits, where I didn't barfine a girl, I had a great time just sitting and hanging out with a cute server girl, watching the girls dance, bought a few lady drinks, drinking some Chang beer, hung out for some hours, and all in all it cost me about 2 k Baht. That ain't even $60 bucks! Not even $60 bucks, holy rusted metal Batman! Where in NYC can I get a whole nights worth of entertainment like that for 60 bucks? I know some of the more jaded among us will try to report on the how's and why's of nickel and diming everyone on everything relative to other places, etc. But I'm comparing directly to my own current sad situation of a life. Ok, on to the report:

BKK Happy: Haru. Here we come to almost the end, and here we arrive at the single, best girl I've had all trip. The incomparable, the matchless, the stunning Haru. Almost like her photos, I took a gamble and booked her via Line without a lineup, and boy am I glad I did. What a beauty, a tiny little wisp of a girl, but nice natural small titties, braces, cute adorable beautiful face, fantastic friendly attitude. Aims to please, chatty and wonderful. So very patient and tries her best to make me happy. Excitable and all around so very adorable. Sex in multiple positions and by the grace of Jesus H Christ himself, she was tiny enough that the girth of my wonder pill powered dick matched her wrist. Just like in porn! Holy Moses Batman! Fucking finally. I finally found a girl where when she put her wrist up to my dick, it was the same size, just like what they do in porn. It finally happened for me. And she was so sweet and patient with the BBBJ, putting her face up to my dick, mouth open, while waiting for me to cum. HJ, then BJ, HJ, then BJ, until I finally blew a huge load into her mouth. Sexy as hell. This is one of those times where like I mentioned before, when you say 'blowjob' they kinda don't get it. You got to say blowjob and point to her mouth. Or say it in Thai. A fair amount of DFK too, especially while in the jacuzzi. You better believe I tipped her. A fantastic time was had. By Merlins beard, a fan-fucking-tastic time. I can see why she's popular, but not this day cause it was a weekday. Don't even hope to find her on a weekend. Booked solid.

Cowboy 2 : Stopped by for a looksee, girl #102 looked good, but the mamasan was just too pushy. Annoying as hell. Had one beer and split. Weirdly, I found myself stopping by Nana or Cowboy almost every night just to soak in the atmosphere. Sometimes I would go in for a beer, other times I just walked around and left. And a few times I would barfine. But the energy, the vibe. If you don't feel alive walking through these places, nothing short of skydiving would do it.

BKK Happy: The 3rd and last time I saw Noey, this time she really opened up to me. DFK and all that when the last 2 times she didn't even kiss me. And this time we really connected, via the magic of google translate of course. Such a sweetheart. Haru mentions that she does doubles with Noey, but they're not lesbians, so if you book them both, you won't see them kiss or tongue fuck each other, it'll be the 2 of them on you. I've done enough threesomes to know it ain't really worth it unless the 2 girls are into each other, so let's not bother with that on this trip. Noey seemed even more flustered than usual at the beginning this time, but as a ritual she needed to do it I guess, and at this juncture ask her if she's ok, the usual sabaideemai, help her out with her plastic container of stuff, and she'll be even more sweet to you for just being patient and kind. She wanted to know more about me and why I wasn't married, I explained it as simple as because I'm one ugly piece of shit. I just am. I'm cursed like that. What can I say? I told her that yes, many many years ago I was in a relationship but things didn't work out. That woman wanted so much from me, and damned near destroyed my very being. I've had many painful experiences in my life, but that woman took a chunk out of my life. If I married her and had kids, and all that bullshit, I think I'd be in a loony bin right now. For whatever it's worth, at least I got to fuck all these girls since then. I can't overstate how important having some autonomy over your own life is. Anyway, google translate was able to communicate some of that to her and yes, though I am alone, I'm not lonely. That seemed to really resonate with her. I think for most of these girls all the money and help they got to give to the people back home, they got to feel pretty alone. They wish so much for freedom from it all, and they wonder what it would be like to be able to have control over their own destinies. But instead they're stuck, I tell ya fellas, life is both simultaneously too long and too short. Too long for all the shit we got to deal with, but way too short for all the girls we got to fuck. I'm not a huge fan of being alive, but since I am, I want to spend more time fucking. Truly, money is the best aphrodisiac.

Twister: Stopped by Nana for the last time and had a beer at this joint. Ok place, mamasan will leave you alone for like 10 min. There's this girl here I saw, and I'm keeping her to myself, exchanged Lines and all, I never got to fuck her, but I hope to God she'll be around if I ever get to go back. She's been in the business 4 years she says, looks to be about mid 20's. So here's to the Sex Gods, she'll be around whenever I get to back. I hope she doesn't turn into a limp fish when the barfine is paid for, but after multiple encounters across multiple gogobars, the coincidence of seeing her, just her general demeanor, she's got to be good. She's just so stunning though. So very stunning in my eyes. Where she used to work, she was easily top 5, here in Twister, she's got a lot of competition, but still a stunner to me. The place itself seems to be doing really well, everything seems to be pretty squared away and locked on.

In front of the Nana Plaza entrance you'll see some trans women, or maybe real women, it's tough to tell sometimes, but what made these girls unique was that it was a group of deaf girls signing. And I was like Oh my god. Their deaf. Deaf escorts standing outside of Nana Plaza waiting for customers. That was something, being curious I did a bit of research, it turns out the deaf community in Bangkok and Thailand in general are not treated so well, so my heart goes out to them.

You know the other day I woke up with a colossal headache, and at first I was wondering what the hell. Again, was it covid? Monkeypox? Food poisoning? But then it hit me. Holy shit, I was having a hangover! But I had like 2 beers! What the hell man. What's wrong with me? Then I realized. Holy shit, with my old man medications and the wonder pill, with all that alcohol, I think there were nights where I coulda died. Holy shit, talk about living on the edge. That's right, never take meds with alcohol. I think the time in between where I had my meds and alcohol maybe wasn't far apart enough.

Day 19:

BKK Happy: At the end of my trip, I ended it with Haru. I wanted my last fuck here to be a sure thing and Haru is definitely it. Knowing if I don't cum from sex that she'll blow me until I cum in her mouth, I had to go for Haru. Multiple positions, she was tiny enough I was able to do standing mish, carried her over to the bed from the couch, back to couch for the ending blowjob and I blasted cum right into her mouth. Sexy as hell. Nice way to end the trip too, ending it at the same joint where I started. I even got to hold her head down while I was cumming into her mouth in what felt like waves. Very porn like, fantasy. Fulfilled! We talked a bit about Champagne and while she was being very diplomatic about it, I got the sense that the girls don't get along well with Champagne because she's quite new and so damn hot. She seems to deal exclusively with the mamasan, and is always booked, so she's not there to make friends. If you look at their website, when you see what Champagne looks like, let me tell you that she actually looks like that in real life, you can see why she's so very much in demand. Haru's from the south, one of the islands, I can't remember now. What a sweetheart. Quick note, I had to pee really bad halfway through the jacuzzi, so she said to just pee next to the tub outside where the water drains out, and she looked at me while I was peeing. I guess that's also kinda sexy. Never had a girl look at me pee before. With all the sex, all the cum, rimming, all that stuff, yeah, this was the first time a girl looked right at me as I peed. How weird is that. Talking to Haru, I found it interesting that she doesn't like certain races. She even said that when they come in and they want her she'll tell the mamasan to get her out of it. I won't mention who or from where, but it did make me feel just that little bit more special. Look, I'm shit here ok? In North America I'm shit. Lower than shit. The sexual wasteland that's known as the American north east. And to be special when I'm in Bangkok, let me have this. Of course, I pretend to be from somewhere else. If there's one girl I would fly all the way back to Thailand for it would be Haru, she's the whole package. The way this place is run is pretty good too, most of these oilies are, I like how punctual they are, 15 minutes prior to minutes prior. This part of the world is not known for that, but they run a tight ship. Haru reminds me of every shorter girl I've ever had. You've got the tall girls, the medium sized girls, and then you have the gems where they're so tiny, it's beyond cute. She's got to be under 5 feet. Many, many years ago when I was back on the block, I had a girl who had the body shape and size of a Remy Lacroix. In all these decades of hobbying, I've come to learn to appreciate all female body shapes, but alas, I do draw the line at the real fatties. The chunkiest I'll accept is a Gianna Michaels type. More cushion for the pushin.

Final thoughts:

I don't know if I ever felt like this at the end of a vacation. It felt like that time when I had to leave Prague for the last time, it was heartbreaking, and this time it's heartbreaking too. I felt like I was on the verge of tears. Was it because I was here for too long that I started to feel at home? Do I feel like the month has made up for the last 2 years? Maybe. Just maybe. How does anywhere else in the world top this? The affordable prices, the friendly people, the great food, the many sex options, the many sex places, the easy acces to the wonder pill, easy to get around, how safe the city is, I can't think of anywhere. It's a convergence of all these elements. Most places will have one or some, but a place like Bangkok where all the factors converge? There's only Bangkok. There's only one minus. And it's the hot humid weather. But that's it. That's literally it. Everything else is great. This is the place, this might really be it. The place I go back to over and over and over again. My Vegas. My Caribbean cruise. I got to say, most of these girls are just amazing. With what they have to go through in life. Fate, Destiny, God, Life, Zeus, Jesus, Buddha, call it whatever you want, but with the cards they've been dealt, how some of them can still keep going like this, it's just amazing. I arrived for the pussies I get to fuck, but I leave from this trip having learned to respect their strength and determination. The good ones are really good. I felt like if I saw them even one more time I'd fall in love with them head over heels. So it's definitely time to skedaddle. For the good ones, it's hard not to fall for them.

For any number of reasons I've seen a lot of the world, but Thailand's pucker factor is damn near zero for me. I can't even say that with Europe. The pickpockets in Italy are annoying as hell. Just have your wits about you in Bangkok, and it's all copacetic. And you know what, despite the reputation of the bigger South East Asian cities as being nut to butt full of people everywhere, I didn't really find it so. Even the BTS wasn't bad half the time. Sure as shit is better than rush hour on Tokyo's Saikyo line or New York's 5 train.

Yeah, looking back on all the places I went to and everything I did, in that time I easily walked 50 miles, averaging at least 2 miles a day. And that was from barely even trying. Walking to the malls / restaurants to get my food, etc. Going from sex place to sex place. This is definitely the best kind of exercise, stealh exercise where you don't even feel it, and with some of the sex as vigorous as it was, I think I lost me some calories, at least the ones I gained from the food anyway. Having been back here, looking at my local supermarket, it just feels so shitty compared to the ones I saw in Bangkok. Everyone here in the supermarket looks like they're moving in slow motion, the shelves look so sad, everything feels so gray. In Bangkok, everyone was moving fast, working hard, colors everywhere. It just felt more alive, more choices, more fresh. God, we suck here. The first few days back here I was in a daze, suffering from a kind of withdrawal. I kept dreaming about Bangkok. I swear I woke up one morning and for a moment thought I was still there. I think maybe I stayed too long. It's in me now. Bangkok is in my blood. It's like a drug. I want to have more. Instead of satisfying me, it makes me want to go back even more. Also, this is one of those rare times I got to make use of the strong Dollar. Over the years wherever I go, it seems like the Dollar is always weak as shit, but this time, man did I make the most of it. Thailand was cheap as hell to me, just like NZ was a coupla years ago.

Now with all this, Europe just feels too pricey to me. Like it's not worth it anymore. The strong Dollar aside, it just doesn't feel worth it no more. It's the same thing as the 3 lapdances in a NYC strip club thing. With what you can get for X amount in Bangkok, why pay more for the same or less in Europe? Unless there's a specific type of blonde / brunette that you want, sure that makes sense. But when you get as old as me, and pragmatism kicks in and you say to yourself pussy is pussy, then cost and ease of access wins out all the time. I've had me some great blondes and brunettes over the years, especially in Prague but in the end with lack of time, since I'm old, and an eye on funds, value has to win out. I get it, I can get a nice blonde in Lisbon for 150 euros which is now just 150 bucks or less, but it's for barely an hour, and no guarantee it'll be good, no access to the wonder pill as well, so I won't be able to enjoy it as much, and when the trip itself, hotel and flights are not that much more to Bangkok as it is to Lisbon, it just sells itself. Oh man, you guys. On the flight back, there was this kid that would not stop fucking crying. The whole cabin was pissed. The cabin crew did their level best to shut the kid up. 5 or 6 years old maybe. But like magic, the very second we deplaned, the little shit was quiet as a mouse. I saw them' at customs, and that family seemed pretty happy with themselves. One more reason not to have kids sports fans. And why is it when all of us citizens come back the line is so long while the foreigner line moves at breakneck speeds? Yet when I'm a foreigner in some other country, it's slow as shit, but their citizen line moves super fast? See'Mon. JFK, get your shit together. You too Newark. And don't get me started on LaGuardia. Jesus Christ.

Ahh Bangkok, I can see how a man can get lost in all this. I finally get it now. Advice: Definitely grab a sim, better yet just buy a new cheap awesome phone there. Barely even $100 bucks. Install Grab and Line. And with google maps location tracker, you'll never be lost. I'm so old, I had no idea the map could show me where I was real time like that, even the direction I was looking at. Incredible. God, I'm so old. Learned a coupla things, these are personally for me, do what you want when you're in town, but for me:

No more escort agencies. No more Thermae (Min was demanding and definitely not service oriented), truly amateur. Do not trust photos. Try to get a live line up. Even if the girl seems friendly in the line up and smiles, etc. It can still go downhill. No more gogobars. At a 50% hit rate, over this trip and the last, statistically it's been the worst place for me. But I'm keeping one slot open for that girl from Twister. If I ever get to go back, she'll be my one and only, and last gogo bar girl. In general, the more expensive the place, the worse it seems to be. On this trip for me, there was a clear correlation between what I paid and the service I got. As in, the more I had to pay, the worse it was. So, do not correlate the more costly it being, to it being better. Nuh-uh. The cheaper to mid-range places seem to have the best service, and therein lies the best value.

Overall, a very cost effective trip. Not counting the hotel and flights, the actual hobbying itself wasn't too bad. It's basically 2. 5 years worth of sex trips condensed into one, so you better believe I let myself go. Overall, the best value for money has to be the massage / sex places, or in our parlance the 'oilies'. For an hour to 90 minutes, or 2 hours, you get showered by and with the girl, a massage, sometimes a very good massage, blowjob, and the actual sex itself, and very rarely even rimmed. 9 out of 10 times the blowjob is bareback, so that's a plus in my book. It's service and being serviced all the way. While at places like Thermae and the gogo bars, the girls expect you to bang them, and that it's. They won't often do much more for you. Which makes sense cause they're not there to 'massage' you. But Dollar for Dollar, if in the end, connection and especially sex, and specifically nutting is what you're after, then them places be the best bang for the buck bar none. Hell, even that last day with Haru as I left the joint, all the girls in the lobby stood up and did the 'Wai' to me, it's all fantastic. At the midpoint of my trip, I did a little math and sure, I spent a decent amount of cash by then, but considering this is a trip to compensate for literal years of not travelling or hobbying, I was more than willing to spend more. When will I ever be able to go back to Bangkok again?

There is one weird thing though, most girls will do BBBJ but won't kiss. And those who do, take more than one session to open up to more DFK. That's kinda weird to me. If it's a hygiene or std thing, you'd think the dick be more suspect than the lips. Thanks to this trip too, I've become much more pragmatic about the actual nutting itself. At 2 to 3 times a day, and at my age, how many times do I really expect myself to cum? Thanks to the wonder pill, just being able to fuck for a long time, with multiple positions is a God send to me already. I'll take whatever I can.

Many of the girls share the same stories, and again believe what you will, but from my own experience of South East Asia, most of what they say is true, if embellished a little. But look at where and how they live, you do have to feel a little lucky for yourself and feel for them. Sure, we're there to fuck them, but let's be a little humane right? A little empathy goes a long way. Especially in the being serviced department. And I only tip the good ones, and I have yet to fall for one, and please do not send them money after the fact. If you do, then you're a chump. I was here in Bangkok for 3 things. I call it my 3 pillars of vacation: Sex, food, and a tiny bit of tourism. Got more than enough of all 3, but of course sex is like money isn't it? You can never have enough. A man can get lost in all this for sure, the sex, the booze. The girls. Everything. I get it now. I finally 'get' Thailand. I understand, like Neo in the Matrix, my eyes have been opened, I see the code. It's intoxicating. It's good I left when I did. My wallet wouldn't have lasted any longer. I get it now why some fellas spend their whole lives trying to get back there and never want to leave.

Almost all the girls I had were in their 20's, so that was a huge plus, I think only 2 or 3 were in their 30's. Ate everything I wanted to and then some, went to see the places I wanted to and them some, Every mode of transportation Bangkok had, and then some. It's weird how when you're on the ground, living this life at this place, the difference between 200 to 500 baht seems to matter, cause the offer is made as an option, but it's barely $5. I don't always go for the jacuzzi, but for an extra $10 bucks sometimes, sure, why not? Am I ever coming back? Can I get anything like this at the fraction of this cost in NYC? So to me, I just had to live a little. Man, ATM's were everywhere, I was worried for nothing. Cash is still very much king here, for now. And that's a good thing in my book. Call me old fashioned. I think it might be time for me to forget about Lisbon, or Berlin or Vienna. This might just be it fellas. My go to place, over and over. My Vegas, my Caribbean cruise. That vacation place where people go back to repeatedly. Singapore's out though, with all that Bangkok has to offer, Geylang just doesn't seem worth it anymore. Even though it's reopened, why transit there, when I can have Bangkok? Even buying the cellphone here. $100 bucks? Unlocked, snazzy, brand new, all the features, bells and whistles, where in NYC am I going to find that? And the 7-11. I remember thinking to myself one time, I just bought so much shit, and then looking at the actual amount, it was just around $7 bucks. I mean, holy hell Batman! What can I get in a Duane Reade for $7 bucks? Can't even get a measly sandwich for that there, but in a Bangkok 7-11, it was like 3 sandwiches, 2 drinks, a bun of some sort, a slice of cheesecake and a microwaved pad khra pao moo. Just amazing. Nothing short of miraculous.

Another interesting thing to note is how people here seem to operate only on military time. No one does 2 pm, it'll always be 1400 hours. Even the digital clock in my hotel room was set that way. Midnight wasn't 12:00, it was 0000. Everyone I spoke to, the girls, the agencies, the massage / sexjoints, all of them set the appointments with me by military time. How interesting. Such a big difference almost a decade makes. The last time I was in Bangkok. Somehow it's so much better and easier now, or at least this time I did Bangkok 'right'. I gave myself way more time too this time, and if I had to apply percentages, I'd say just 25% of the fucks were bad, so 3/4 of the sessions ranged from good to spectacular, again those are pretty good stats. If I ever get to come back, I'm aiming for 90%. What else did I glean? Don't let mamasan steer you, you pick them, don't let the girl pick you, especially in the gogo bar setting. Don't bother with the fancy soapies up there in Huai Kwang. For what you're paying, you can get the same in the Sukhumvit / Phrom Phong area for half the price or less. Those places, from my last trip, they'll rush you to pick just the same, and you're paying a premium for the place itself and the ambience more than anything.

That's it fellas. I thank you for reading. Such is the paradox of trips like this, the anticipation of the adventure itself, the joy of the moments at hand, but the brutal sadness once the journey's concluded. I'm an old man, and one can dream, there is a ton of information on retirement in Thailand, but it's still beyond me. But maybe it's a good thing, in the sense that too much of a good thing can be bad. I think back to my FKK days, and I wondered what life must be like for hobbyists living there in Germany. Just knowing that right there is a place, not a hop, skip and a jump away with hot naked women that they have access to everyday whenever they want to, and to one extent or another they get a little jaded about it. Cynicism, boredom creeps in, and they look for more or better. As old as I am, I still remember the early days of my hobbying career and the excitement, the joy, the wonder of each sexual encounter. Those days I rated almost every fuck as good, when now I would say they were just ok. I don't know, never having had the chance to live in a city or country where legal or semi-legal prostitution is readily available, I just can't say. If I had to put money on it, I'd say it's a good thing in the end. Because why not? I imagine all those years of visiting strip clubs in New York that I did, if it had been Frankfurt or Prague, Singapore or Auckland, Nuremberg or London, Bangkok or Montreal, I woulda had sex instead of getting just lap dances. Because of where I currently am stuck in, I have to fly to places to get my dick wet. I've said this in my older posts elsewhere in this forum, but for you fellas that get to live full time in the cities with readily accessible hobbying options, don't ever leave.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2756200]Another interesting thing to note is how people here seem to operate only on military time. No one does 2 pm, it'll always be 1400 hours.[/QUOTE]That's only "military time" in the US. In all of Europe and most of Asia it's the normal way we write down the time.

Also: Seriously good report. I just spent 45 minutes reading everything you wrote, taking many notes for my upcoming 3 weeks in BKK.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2756200]
Final thoughts:
There's only Bangkok. There's only one minus. And it's the hot humid weather. But that's it. That's literally it. Everything else is great. This is the place, this might really be it. The place I go back to over and over and over again.
For any number of reasons I've seen a lot of the world, but Thailand's pucker factor is damn near zero for me. I can't even say that with Europe.
Now with all this, Europe just feels too pricey to me. Like it's not worth it anymore. The strong Dollar aside, it just doesn't feel worth it no more. It's the same thing as the 3 lapdances in a NYC strip club thing. With what you can get for X amount in Bangkok, why pay more for the same or less in Europe? Unless there's a specific type of blonde / brunette that you want, sure that makes sense. But when you get as old as me, and pragmatism kicks in and you say to yourself pussy is pussy, then cost and ease of access wins out all the time. I've had me some great blondes and brunettes over the years, especially in Prague but in the end with lack of time, since I'm old, and an eye on funds, value has to win out. I get it, I can get a nice blonde in Lisbon for 150 euros which is now just 150 bucks or less, but it's for barely an hour, and no guarantee it'll be good, no access to the wonder pill as well, so I won't be able to enjoy it as much, and when the trip itself, hotel and flights are not that much more to Bangkok as it is to Lisbon, it just sells itself.
No more escort agencies. No more Thermae (Min was demanding and definitely not service oriented), truly amateur. Do not trust photos. Try to get a live line up. Even if the girl seems friendly in the line up and smiles, etc. Overall, the best value for money has to be the massage / sex places, or in our parlance the 'oilies'. For an hour to 90 minutes, or 2 hours, you get showered by and with the girl, a massage, sometimes a very good massage, blowjob, and the actual sex itself, and very rarely even rimmed. 9 out of 10 times the blowjob is bareback, so that's a plus in my book. It's service and being serviced all the way.

It's weird how when you're on the ground, living this life at this place, the difference between 200 to 500 baht seems to matter, cause the offer is made as an option, but it's barely $5. I don't always go for the jacuzzi, but for an extra $10 bucks sometimes, sure, why not? Am I ever coming back? Can I get anything like this at the fraction of this cost in NYC? So to me, I just had to live a little.

Don't bother with the fancy soapies up there in Huai Kwang. For what you're paying, you can get the same in the Sukhumvit / Phrom Phong area for half the price or less. Those places, from my last trip, they'll rush you to pick just the same, and you're paying a premium for the place itself and the ambience more than anything.

That's it fellas. I thank you for reading. Such is the paradox of trips like this, the anticipation of the adventure itself, the joy of the moments at hand, but the brutal sadness once the journey's concluded. I'm an old man, and one can dream, there is a ton of information on retirement in Thailand, but it's still beyond me. But maybe it's a good thing, in the sense that too much of a good thing can be bad. I think back to my FKK days, and I wondered what life must be like for hobbyists living there in Germany. Just knowing that right there is a place, not a hop, skip and a jump away with hot naked women that they have access to everyday whenever they want to, and to one extent or another they get a little jaded about it. Cynicism, boredom creeps in, and they look for more or better. As old as I am, I still remember the early days of my hobbying career and the excitement, the joy, the wonder of each sexual encounter. Those days I rated almost every fuck as good, when now I would say they were just ok. I don't know, never having had the chance to live in a city or country where legal or semi-legal prostitution is readily available, I just can't say. If I had to put money on it, I'd say it's a good thing in the end. Because why not? I imagine all those years of visiting strip clubs in New York that I did, if it had been Frankfurt or Prague, Singapore or Auckland, Nuremberg or London, Bangkok or Montreal, I woulda had sex instead of getting just lap dances. Because of where I currently am stuck in, I have to fly to places to get my dick wet. I've said this in my older posts elsewhere in this forum, but for you fellas that get to live full time in the cities with readily accessible hobbying options, don't ever leave.[/QUOTE]Mr. As other have posted previously, your reports were just off the scale amazing. The detail, info, the humour, etc. Loved it all.

I had the good fortune of reading most of them when I was actually in BKK. I therefore sometimes followed your track so that some of the places you went to one day I visited the next!

I suspect we are similar in age. You say you are old but if you are nutting 2 or 3 times a day you ain't that old. I think once we get past 50 we think we are old but in this modern day that's not too old.

I've cherry picked some of your comments from the reports above for specific reasons.

I agree with an awful lot of what you say but not all.

Most of all I loved your comment about how on the ground the difference between 200 and 500 baht becomes significant whereas in your own country you wouldn't bat an eyelid about it. I cannot agree more. On my recent visits to Pattaya and BKK I resolved NOT to do this this time. I have fallen victim to it before when I have stupidly turned down great options because 1500 baht sounded expensive. Notwithstanding that in my own territory (Europe) that would be about 70 euros! 70 euros is entry only into most FKKs! That's not getting your dick wet or dry. Its getting it through the door! This trip I did not succumb to this false economy nonsense. Oh I know locals will say "you two week millionaires kill it for us locals" but I don't buy that. The girls know very well the difference between the guys who live locally / are regulars, and the two week tourist. They know they cannot hope to snare a regular with prices they managed to persuade us tourists to part with. I had one amazing day in a gentleman's club in Pattaya, knowing I was leaving the next day (and with some sadness but not on your scale) so decided to fill my boots and took one girl after another, with some breaks for food, drinks, pool, talking but mainly a long string of ladies including a couple of threesomes before ending the night in the room partying with 4 girls! If you are nutting 3 times per day hats off to you. That's simply impossible for me. On a good day I might get the second one out! But like you, you learn to adapt, and enjoy the ride. So a great tip for other tourists. Don't start moaning about a girl quoting you 1200 baht when you've read on ISG that the price is 1000 baht. If you like her just do it! The 200 isn't worth the hassle!

I know what you mean about Thermae but I just couldn't resist going in frequently and selected several girls. Their negotiation skills are poor. This is due to being in the herd of girls and wanting a catch, and if you go in wearing expensive clothes and smelling good, they almost smirk at the other girls when you chose them. Long time since I was considered "the prize"! I had a lot of fun with a tiny little girl with short black hair called Noy from Thermae.

The oillies are also my favourites. I love the soapies in Pattaya and lament the closing of Annies which I also loved, but there are great options at the oilies and very reasonably priced. For me, Huai Kwang was good. I loved the whole look and feel of those big brash places and again, I didn't care that they were more costly than the oilies because in comparison with sterling and euros, and the cost of good sex in Europe / UK / Dubai / Singapore, this was still incredibly cheap. My personal favourite being La Belle. Some excellent choices. Only place I felt I was being ripped of in was The Pimp club. Only went once. Flash, impressive, great line up, but you are required to take 2 girls minimum to a room (first hour 2000 and each hour 1000 after), and buy a bottle (starts at 4000 even for wine! I knew before I went there that it was unlikely to cost me less than 15000 for the night. Ok its a lot especially in Thailand, but its less than I've spent for a night in Manchester, Berlin, Frankfurt, Madrid, Malaga, London etc for a great time. I did have a great time but felt it was pressured and sharky and the journey there from central BKK (I stupidly went on a bike) was crazy. But still a great experience.

Your approach to this trip, the exercise, walking, stealth, economics, appreciation of the touristy elements and sympathy for the stories (even if a little heavy sometimes) resonated so much with me. The members of the BKK forum should be forever in your debt. Fabulous reports Sir.

Mr York. If you are having fun with one out of two Agogo girls you are way ahead of the Game. Hahaha.

Has to be the toughest nut to crack. As soon as you get them Naked they want you to Finish. Hahaha.

It's just why I hesitate so much.

Agogos are great but not necessarily for Barfining.

[QUOTE=AlexAlexa;2756258]Mr York. If you are having fun with one out of two Agogo girls you are way ahead of the Game. Hahaha.

Has to be the toughest nut to crack. As soon as you get them Naked they want you to Finish. Hahaha.

It's just why I hesitate so much.

Agogos are great but not necessarily for Barfining.[/QUOTE]That is interesting. I have always maintained that my experience over the past decade of living in Thailand is very different from what I often read here. That is another example of it.

For me, go-go bars are among the best sources of good, no hurry Real Sex. Right up there with Freelancers and Regular Ladies on dating sites like ThaiFriendly and Tinder after I have had a brief video chat with them and Freelancer girls on the street.

Mind you, I am talking about girls that I approach or who approach me that I am attracted to enough to want to fuck and who will agree upfront to BBFSCIP with me. That last part probably greatly effects my results. But I will only rarely change that upfront agreement program. Covered anything is a total waste of my time and money for me and "go with the flow and see what happens in the room" produces at least an 80% chance of the session being a waste of time, money and an erection.

On getting that upfront agreement, Bangkok go-go bars and the other better sources listed above produce a success rate of about 60% for me. Granted, at go-go bars I have to pay a barfine to the bar and more to the girl afterwards than I would likely pay at many other places. But it is worth it to me.

By contrast, the sources that have produced a success rate too low to even count for getting that upfront agreement for BBFSCIP, 10 -15% tops, have been Freelancers and Regular Ladies online who I have only texted but not video chatted with, beer bars, massage shops, especially the so-called PSE Happy Ending shops like Tulip and Mango, Thermae, Beer Garden on Soi 7 and anywhere in Pattaya. That includes Pattaya's go-go bars, beer bars, Soi 6 and Beach Road.

Getting an upfront agreement for BBBJCIM is easier than for BBFSCIP almost everywhere in Bangkok. But the chance of it actually turning out that way is very low while the chance of it turning into a Hand Job with some Oral Foreplay thrown in is very high.

Again and as always, YMMV.

/ Professor Kingsfield ON.

[b]From the Reports of Distinction Thread[/b]

[QUOTE=AlexAlexa;2756263]What I noticed. A few times he referred to a Girl as a top 5 at her place of employment before entering the Jungles of Nana Plaza where all of a sudden they became avg. Hahaha.

Anyone get that uneasy feeling he just having Sex with run of the Mill girls.

Not worthy of High Distinction.[/QUOTE]Short Comment: This is NOT a report of distinction LINK so doesn't belong in that thread.

Long Comment (for those non-ADHD affected):

In the ROD thread, subtitled [B]Links to Reports of Distinction[/B], most members know that they are for [B]LINKS[/B], NOT COMMENTS (comments are posted in the referenced thread, hence my post here). Not a written rule, but just kind of understood (especially if you take a glance at previous posts in a ROD thread, but that seems anathema to some). If you look at any country's ROD thread, you can see that they are all [U]links[/U] to [U]useful[/U] reports, even the blah-blah-blah pits of DXB and India. Nobody said they were for the hottest girls, the most beautiful girls, etc. , etc. Just useful for QUICKLY finding out the scene on the ground, pertinent LINKS, sans clutter. You see, some members complain about [I]clutter[/I].

[QUOTE=AlexAlexa;2755514]I don't get RTFF replies. Can't imagine reading thru lots of nonsense to get maybe non pertinent info.[/QUOTE]Personally, MY [I]desirable[/I] ladies are those who have a cute face, a nice body, AND a GOOD attitude towards ME. I can easily pass over an a-lister who's not smiling, not looking at me in favor of a cutie who IS locking eyes with me with a big smile. Myself, I want to have FUN with the girl (and it IS BUSINESS for her), but still, I prefer someone who acts like a partner rather than a lump just putting in the time.

Now, out of your current 28 reports (ah, searching, so easy when you know how. Read my post), I've found 2 that are marginally useful, specific 1 line reports of the state of certain rainbow bars. But you've never written what I would consider a real FR with any one of all your NOT-run-of-the-mill girls, as in: did you pull, how much was the bar fine, how much the cost, ST / LT, what were the services provided, and even, sometimes, a name / number. What was the MP, cost, services [S]...[/S]; did the escort live up to the booking expectations, cost, etc. I UNDERSTAND that everyone has different ideas of beauty, different standards, and because a lady provides xyz services to you doesn't mean she'll provide for me. Still, when I compare your [I]FR's[/I] to [B]Newton York's[/B] (or [B]Thomas9's[/B]), I find yours, to quote, [I]Not worthy of High Distinction[/I]. The way [B]I[/B] read [B]Newton York's[/B] FR's, they didn't seem run-of-the-mill to ME (and to others who have commented on their usefulness). And even if they were run-of-the-mill, at least I know he is a player. You? Not so much, but I'll take your non-word that you actually do [I]play[/I]. Your reports containing useful info? I don't find it a problem to stick my head inside of a bar to see which is [I]crowded[/I] and which is [I]sparse[/I], but I do appreciate the direction of which I should try first.

You are certainly entitled to your opinions, but I'd suggest posting them where most would post them. But I do understand your aspiration of having a post there because I doubt that I will see any of your reports there via another's hand. You said you will be back in November on a 60 day tourist visa. Hopefully (and hope does spring eternal) you will prove me wrong. We shall see.

And who am I? Some old fuddy-duddy who's glory day FR's have been consigned to the (I say archive, you say dustbin). But, on any given trip, I've managed to post a few FR's with DETAILS. Easy to verify. Just click on my handle, though you will have to go to the 2nd page to pick up my actual trail. But as in any good serial [S]...[/S] to be continued. And in 2 months, if I haven't, feel free to call me on it.

Sometimes it's wise to follow the herd; leave the ROD thread for LINKS, not COMMENTS; leave it pristine, not cluttered.

/ Professor Kingsfield OFF.

Administration: feel free to remove if this is too argumentative.

I always find it challenging to find a good location to visit for NYE. I am from the USA And it seems like most of the ladies in the nearby spots go home for the holidays.

Thinking about Thailand as an alternative this year, maybe the day after Christmas until January 5 or so.

Does anyone have thoughts either way on this? Thanks in advance.