Soapy fun - but squeezed all over...
I left my brain behind in my hotel room early this afternoon and headed off to Patpong for a visit to SoL.
Dodging the persistent touts along Silom Rd and the adjacent sois (why can't these clowns take no for an answer after the 10th time? Has anyone actually been tempted to hit one yet? I can sympathise.)
Anyway, was disappointed to find a 'viewing gallery' of (mainly) farang at an outside bar to the right of SoL at about 12. 30pm. Staring hard at anyone wandering in the vicinity of my favourite Bangkok bar. It was very off-putting. Far more than the 'walk of shame' in a five star hotel in Singapore or elsewhere. These clowns were clearly there to watch the goings-on at SoL, not just enjoy a drink at a bar (there were plenty more to choose from which were unoccupied, and had larger fans or air con. I hope this isn't a trend there. Perhaps someone needs to have a word with the outside bar. I'd never do that to fellow mongers. At least not that close! )
As I stated, I left my brain at the hotel room and a short time later found myself climbing the stairs to the soapie on soi Patpong (opposite the cross-street to SoL).
I enjoy a good soapie every now and again for variety. And I was in the mood for both a little light massage and FS.
As I neared the door a female tout all but 'jumped' me and dragged me in. She then sat and discussed the price and asked which girl I'd like. There were about 10 to choose from, all ranging from 5 to 7 in the light. I asked where they were from. Laos or Thailand. And was immediately recommended a Laotian on the assumption I preferred them to Thai. I decided not to argue. In a flash she was sitting between the tout and I, smiling longingly and running her hand over my thigh. Her name was Pai.
It was actually quite difficult making a choice as all the girls were of acceptable standard to me. I asked how much for a girl and was told 1500, which sounded reasonable. "Everything" included. Then the tout. Who had since been joined by a mammasan who sat on the other side of me asked if I would like two girls for 2500.
With brain out of service back at the hotel, I figured this sounded like a good idea, so then asked the girl if she had a 'friend'. Some conversation or translation took place and Pai told me no. But she had a sister. Her name was Lek.
Sold.
I handed over the 2500 baht. Plus 60 baht for a chilled water. Then the tout asked for 100 baht tip. I laughed, but she became more insistent. Oh, what the hell, it's only Aussie $4, so I handed it over. So Mammasan now asks for a 100 baht tip as well. "No, no, " I replied, you've got your fee from the 2500. Some indecipherable response was given and she again asked and started to get pushy. So I gave her 50 baht to shut up.
And off Pai, Lek and I went to the elevator.
Turned out I had hit the jackpot with Lek (Thai: small) who was anything but! Long lustrous hair. Which one couldn't see from the sofa when eyeing the girls up. Fell down below her very shapely bum. She had a gorgeous face, nicely shaped, firm breasts and. Well, she was as close to a 9 as I've ever seen in a soapie.
Pai was very friendly and cute, somewhat flat chested but a cute little bum and long (ish) hair. She was the younger sister, 29 allegedly (looked 19) and Pai was 30 (looked 19. But then maybe my eyesight is fading, or needed the brain for accurate judgement).
Two minutes in the room, stripped off, and there was a knock at the door. No, I thought, surely they're not offering a third girl.
Mammasan was outside: "Would you like to buy the ladies a drink? " No, I thought, I'll give them a tip afterwards so they keep the full dosh. "You don't have to, " she continued. Well, that's an effective up-sell, isn't it? ! I sent her off politely.
I'll spare a long dissertation about the soapie. We all know what happens in these places, and both girls got down to their business professionally and without an ounce of laziness I've seen before (once on Sukhumvit soi 1 took two girls who spent the entire hour or so talking non-stop. Even when sucking, incredibly! It was just like a night in front of the telly back home! )
Pai got me in the mood with a pretty good (covered) BJ before I suggested she climbed on board (I was pretty frustrated and didn't seem likely to hold off for long alas. No big brain around to make the little one behave). A brief exchange between the two girls ensued and it was Lek. To my delight. Who climbed on and rode like a trooper after taking a minute or two to stretch enough to accommodate me.
The disturbing thing was: before the BJ commenced, Pai told me that if I wanted to be looked after I'd have to tip the girls because "we only get small commission from mammasan". How much could I give them, she asked. Without a brain in residence, I said 500 baht each, immediately regretting it, but anxious to get into one (or both) of these cuties. "1000 each" she replied. Christ, what is this an auction? , I thought recalling being told downstairs that "everything" was inclusive, even spelt out to include "blow job, sex". "No, 500 EACH" I said firmly, but politely. And without another word they got to work.
Hey, I finished very happy (indeed) relaxed, spring cleaned all over, and with load well-spent. But money well spent? The 'squeezing' of tips throughout tainted the experience.
As I left, I felt physically satisfied, but couldn't help but think I'd just spent 2500 + 100 + 60 + 50 + 1000 on a soapie! My god! No brain.
I could have been in seventh heaven with two girls at SoL a block away for 2000 + tips and the price of a beer.
On the other hand, if Lek was available for out-call for a night, that would definitely be worth every baht of the above! But I've never heard of 'bar fining' soapie girls.
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