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Anywhere in the world, when you do that gesture to your horny meseros, they know immediately what part of your rear end you are offering up.
[QUOTE=Jackie888;1904572]When speaking Spanish, I find that hand signals help greatly. For example, making an OK sign with your left hand and sliding your right index finger in and out of the OK sign means "Arriba" in Spanish.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jackie888;1904572]When speaking Spanish, I find that hand signals help greatly. For example, making an OK sign with your left hand and sliding your right index finger in and out of the OK sign means "Arriba" in Spanish. And so you can just simply say "Valentina" and point to a girl. In Spanish this means "are you Valentina? If not, kindly direct me to my friend Valentina."[/QUOTE]Hand signals work great if they bear some semblance to the word. But I'm going to jump in here and clarify something for the newbie. Such a hand gesture does not mean "arriba. " It's obviously a rather crude way of saying "to fuck. " Arriba is simply the word for "above. " The Mexicans like to speak in alliterations, as they feel it's not so crude. So the girls may not say "Let's go fuck," but may say "Let's go arriba (upstairs would be the best English translation), or if you're seriously local you may go up the Guava tree. If you must use a hand signal for arriba, pointing up to the ceiling would be better.
More importantly, do you trust these ladies to answer truthfully if they think you're looking for someone you can't recognize?
¿Como te llama? (Komo tey yama) is Spanish for "What's your name?
[QUOTE=WombatEd2;1904683]More importantly, do you trust these ladies to answer truthfully if they think you're looking for someone you can't recognize?
Como te llama? (Komo tey yama) is Spanish for "What's your name?[/QUOTE]Use "como se llama?" for more formal, use "como te llamas?" for more informal.
[QUOTE=WombatEd2;1904683]More importantly, do you trust these ladies to answer truthfully if they think you're looking for someone you can't recognize?
Como te llama? (Komo tey yama) is Spanish for "What's your name?[/QUOTE]LOL. Most of the chicas use an Alias. So they can be who ever you want them to be.
I have always been amazed as how well everybody communication in the Zona (English) improves when you have money.
See attached screen shot for functional phrases to get laid in the Zona.
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[QUOTE=Jackie888;1904572]When speaking Spanish, I find that hand signals help greatly. For example, making an OK sign with your left hand and sliding your right index finger in and out of the OK sign means "Arriba" in Spanish. And so you can just simply say "Valentina" and point to a girl. In Spanish this means "are you Valentina? If not, kindly direct me to my friend Valentina."[/QUOTE]
The Zona is great! If more USA guys new the value of a dollar in Tijuana?
[QUOTE=Fhm200;1905116]Yeah, I should have asked in the forum here or download some kind of translation app on the phone. But given the time to prepare for the trip, I overlooked that. Thank you very much.
That was a very good point. I guess my mind was on cloud 9 with all the chicas around I didn't think straight.
I guess I was lucky plus I did a lot of reading here so I didn't over pay. Unlike many of the members here, I'm a blue collar worker, so yeah I have to be a Jew when it comes to extra curricular activities. I guess Wendy is out of the question because by the time I wake up, it's around noon already. If I have a chance to go again, can I please pm you to set something up with the all stars team? Valentina on a weekday for TLN?
About parking, so there is a lot behind Jack in the box (next to Gateway Inn) that would charge $10 for 24 hrs? Or that is no longer the case? So where is the best place?
Shared taxi: how do I recognize the shared taxi? Is there a sign if not, how do I ask in Spanish?
Cascadas: You had mentioned that on Tues and long weekend, it's a good idea to arrive by 11 am to ensure you get a room. Now, if no room is available, where should I go?
Food: any good restaurants around? Street tacos get old after a day.
I remember I saw a few girls in Azul restaurant who gave me the look, is it safe to assume they're not civilians? I am confused because this is the red light district, yet I saw a group of bike cyclist went down the street behind HK.
Thanks all in advance.[/QUOTE]
Nada.
Sat for a couple of cold ones. My dick knows. He was not feeling it! Maybe some Red bull and 2 Viagra's?
[QUOTE=Fhm200;1905116]Yeah, I should have asked in the forum here or download some kind of translation app on the phone. But given the time to prepare for the trip, I overlooked that. Thank you very much.
That was a very good point. I guess my mind was on cloud 9 with all the chicas around I didn't think straight.
I guess I was lucky plus I did a lot of reading here so I didn't over pay. Unlike many of the members here, I'm a blue collar worker, so yeah I have to be a Jew when it comes to extra curricular activities. I guess Wendy is out of the question because by the time I wake up, it's around noon already. If I have a chance to go again, can I please pm you to set something up with the all stars team? Valentina on a weekday for TLN?
About parking, so there is a lot behind Jack in the box (next to Gateway Inn) that would charge $10 for 24 hrs? Or that is no longer the case? So where is the best place?
Shared taxi: how do I recognize the shared taxi? Is there a sign if not, how do I ask in Spanish?
Cascadas: You had mentioned that on Tues and long weekend, it's a good idea to arrive by 11 am to ensure you get a room. Now, if no room is available, where should I go?
Food: any good restaurants around? Street tacos get old after a day.
I remember I saw a few girls in Azul restaurant who gave me the look, is it safe to assume they're not civilians? I am confused because this is the red light district, yet I saw a group of bike cyclist went down the street behind HK.
Thanks all in advance.[/QUOTE]
Regardless whether you are addressing a puta, or are presented to Miss Mexico, a gentleman would do well in Mexico by always smiling and inquiring about her health first, then her name, then any financial details.
Look at her in her eyes. Show her a sweet gentle smile, then speak in a soft, gentle and caring tone:
" Como esta?" (How are you?
" Como te llamas?" (What's your name, or literally How are you called?
"Cuanto es sexo sin ropa, con chuparme y mucho posiciones?" (How much for sex totally nude, with BJ and many positions. Note: never do this phrase to Miss Mexico or you may get slapped!
[QUOTE=WombatEd2;1904683]More importantly, do you trust these ladies to answer truthfully if they think you're looking for someone you can't recognize?
Como te llama? (Komo tey yama) is Spanish for "What's your name?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BamHuman;1904701]Use "como se llama?" for more formal, use "como te llamas?" for more informal.[/QUOTE]Good catch, BamHuman!
Be careful taking those pics. Could get you trouble with the messeros.
You did very well as a gentleman traveler first time in Tijuana, regardless of whatever collar you wear. Your collar is definitely not the canine type worn by the meatheads. Hehe.
You can find Wendy reliably at her spot in the morning, but Valentina refused to give me her tel number. She can be found at night on weekends in front of rest Azul.
I don't know the current best place to park because I have been driving over and park at the HK lot for the last couple years. Other bros may have better ideas. There are free parking on the street off San Ysidro Blvd behind the KFC, except street cleaning on Wednesday, some bros said. Don't park your car on Beyer Ave near the railway, as cars are frequently broken into.
If you see Yellow taxi drivers loading people into their taxis, those are shared. 10 pesos each for a ride from the border to the corner of Constitucion and Calle 3rd. If Cascada has no room, hotel Rizzo de Oro on top of bar Tropical has the same discounts. Most HK and Las Chevelas girls would walk with you, but probably not street girls.
Not all but most girls in La Zona are putas. Those sitting in Azul are most likely HK girls on breaks. Occasionally there are large groups of young couples with children riding bikes through La Zona. It's Mexico.
[QUOTE=Fhm200;1905116] I guess I was lucky plus I did a lot of reading here so I didn't over pay. Unlike many of the members here, I'm a blue collar worker, so yeah I have to be a Jew when it comes to extra curricular activities. I guess Wendy is out of the question because by the time I wake up, it's around noon already. If I have a chance to go again, can I please pm you to set something up with the all stars team? Valentina on a weekday for TLN?
About parking, so there is a lot behind Jack in the box (next to Gateway Inn) that would charge $10 for 24 hrs? Or that is no longer the case? So where is the best place?
Shared taxi: how do I recognize the shared taxi? Is there a sign if not, how do I ask in Spanish?.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AthTrainer;1905452]Be careful taking those pics. Could get you trouble with the messeros.[/QUOTE]I will be in the Zona next week! I guess I am in a lot of trouble. What do you think I should do?
Yes Schwab will and does reimburse all fees. No foreign transaction fees, spot FX currency rates. Really the best option if you travel internationally. Also the ATM inside caliente casino our good and offer a higher than normal withdrawal limit. I have made withdrawals of 15 k in pesos with no problems.
[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1904297]For many years I used the ATM at HSBC bank (NW corner of Revo & 2nd). Over a decade ago I opened a checking account at HBSC in the United States and used that account's debit card. As I recall, there were no fees. But back then it required I keep $1,500 in the checking account to avoid monthly service charges on the checking account. When I stopped going to LZ for about a couple of years, I closed that old account because HSBC wasn't convenient to me in south Orange County, I think the branch was in Rowland Heights.
Nowadays I use a Schwab One account debit card at Tijuana ATMs because Schwab supposedly refunds all ATM fees. I never felt secure using that ATM at the HSBC bank branch, but I like using their ATMs inside Calimax grocery store at 2nd & Constitution or the one inside the Soriana on Revo between 3rd & 4th streets. The ATM declares that it charges a fee of 33.5 pesos and the Schwab One account got refunded $1. 82 for that fee at the end of May. The exchange rate I got was right about the market exchange rate you see posted at the entrance to Soriana, which always seems to be a lot better than what's offered at any cambio.[/QUOTE]
Hi all,
New to the scene. Just started my first day with prostitutes on July 4. Went to Adelitas then HK that day and had a great time. Girls at HK are nice and I'm confident anyone will find a girl they are attracted to. Anyway, I'll post somewhere else my experiences, but here I'll just ask some questions.
How often do the girls get tested at HK? What happens if they test positive for anything like HIV?
I guess being new to this I get scared at the thought of catching anything. I used a condom on all of them but whenever I was about to cum they let me take the condom off and put it anywhere I wanted on them. Being so heated at the moment, I never looked down to check if it ripped or anything.
However, there is a new girl that goes by Jazelle but told me her real name. I truly believe that she was telling the truth when she said today was her first day. She was so nervous and so hesitant to go upstairs at first. I mean her mannerisms before and after and the way she handled herself were clues that I was the first person she ever serviced. Also, she didn't know where to go when we went into Cascadas, couldn't find the room, went the wrong direction to get out the hotel, and after our session she didn't realize she had to pull the faucet to get the shower working. Although she seemed ditsy I can guarantee you she is not mentally challenged. When we had sex, the condom did break. I am almost certain that when it broke I thrust once and noticed the difference then pulled out. Either way, I'm scared I might have gotten something. Quick exposure like that, you guys think I'm at a lower risk of catching anything? I washed myself as soon as I noticed.
I heard a lot of you guys do no condom and still haven't gotten anything? Who here has caught anything from HK?
Either way, I'm going to get tested and even probably get on PEP.