TIFU and flew halfway across the world for pussy and didn't get it
First of all, shout out to Newton York for his detailed treasure trove of a report.
Prelude (skip if you want to get to the juicy bits):
This is a story of how I fucked up and ended up in Bangkok alone, tired, and horny.
Some useful info. My age is in the early 40's, I'm ethnically Chinese and can pass for Thai until the locals start speaking to me in Thai.
It actually begins while I was visiting family in a nearby Asian country and decided to satisfy my urges by using one of the many online services to book a lady. She ended up being Thai and after my many sessions of 8, 4, and 4 hours and spending way to much money, I had to return back to the states. We kept in touch by line and she was being proactive and reaching out to me with "I miss you" messages and photos of her civilian life at home and with friends. So I made an impulsive decision to book a one way ticket to Bangkok just to see her again.
After 40 hours that included an 8 hour layover in Los Angeles and 14 hours in Tokyo, I finally arrive in Bangkok weary but excited to see her. However, you can probably guess what happens next.
This is when she started taking a long time to respond to my texts. It would sometimes take anywhere from 12 to 24 hours before she responded. Finally, she told me she was working at a bar and that she was too tired after work to do anything. She said it was a bar called Eric and she gets drunk every night. I'm guessing it's a go go bar but who knows. Then comes the sob story. Her mom owes money and she is making money to help her mom pay it back. That is the only reason she is working at the bar just for two weeks.
But but but, she told me if I was willing to help out and give her 45,000 be then she can take a couple days off work to spend with me instead.
I almost make the rookie mistake of agreeing to help out, but then I came to my senses and decided to cut my losses. After all, I was in Bangkok solo, with two weeks to go, and there are plenty of opportunities to get satisfaction. And guess what? It's been 48 hours and she hasn't even sent me a message.
MAIN:
So here I am in Bangkok with a wallet full of Bahts and all the cute civilians making me horny.
I was here five years previously with my family and stayed at the Hilton Sukhumvit. Unbeknownst to me at the time, there is a ton of massage / soapy / brothels within spitting distance of the hotel and the Phrom Phong BTS station. This time I came prepared so I decided to stay at the same location.
Day 1.
102 Massage Bangkok.
I decided to shake off my foolishness by visiting the same massage place I've been to five years ago. The girls were all lounging outside but they all same in and stood in a line up when I arrived. The same French guy was there directing the ladies and he named each of the girls in the line up. I was in the mood for someone tall and thin with a pretty face so I decided on Joy. The other girls didn't seem too happy and were making some comments in Thai LOL.
We went up to the counter together and I paid about 2700 for 1 hour and also got her a lady drink for 160. After the bill was settled, she led me upstairs to a room and told me to get comfortable while she went to get her little basket of toiletries. I took off all my clothes and sat on the bed to wait while she was gone. When she came back, she was shocked to find me completely naked. We had a laugh about it and we proceeded to get showered. After she washed me down, she had me lay face down on the bed and gave me a non professional but still enjoyable massage.
On the flip is where the fun started and I'm sure most of you know the routine already. Licking nipples, stroking the cock, light uncovered BJ, then on comes the condom and cowgirl. After a minute or two of her on top, she asked to switch and have me do the work in missionary. I return the favor and start licking her nipples and then kissing my way down to her pussy. I started eating her out but she wasn't able to handle it because she is ticklish. Which incidentally I have noticed half the Thai women have the same issue. I proceeded to put a pillow under her ass as that tends to give me a better position to hit her g spot in missionary. I went at it for another 5 to 10 minutes or so in various styles with me on top before I shot my load.
After she cleaned me up, we lay on the bed for a little bit chatting until my time was up. I find out that she is from Hua Hin and will be returning home in a couple days. We parted ways and I went home to my hotel satisfied and caught up on some much needed sleep.
Day 2.
I'm a romantic at heart, so I enjoy making connections with my lady friends and really insist of GFE when deciding on my encounters. Which plays into what happens later this night and one of the reasons I came to Bangkok expecting everything and getting nothing. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake and if they do there are ways to recover from it.
I've been to Bangkok before so I've already seen all the usual sights. I wanted to get out and do something so I took the BTS to Chatuchak weekend market for some lunch and people watching. OMG was the market huge. I spent about 3 hours there and didn't even cover a fraction of it. They sell pretty much anything and everything, and even though it was geared towards tourists it was something to behold. It was also hot as sweaty balls but I also saw many cute and hot civvies, which got my engines going again.
Kamagra at Southeast Pharmacy.
While riding the BTS on the way back from Chatuchak, I decided to get some medical aid for my mattress mambo activities. From other posts, Kamagra seems to be the go to and Southeast Pharmacy next to Nana BTS Station was conveniently on the way back to the hotel.
FYI: There are conflicting reports on whether you need a prescription to buy Kamagra. I was able to buy a pack without any issue. A pack of 8, variety flavor, was 400 be. Kamagra comes in little gel packs, similar to those hydration energy packs you would take for hiking or other outdoor activities. They are flavored such as vanilla, grape, orange, etc but they still have a horrible aftertaste.
And of course, as luck would have it, as soon as I left the pharmacy I saw plenty or road side vendors selling Kamagra on their tables. As to whether they are genuine or not, I didn't want to take the chance that they are counterfeit.
Thermae.
I've read a lot about Thermae on this forum and wanted to try something different from the usual massage place or go go bar. Which incidentally I still haven't been to a go go bar.
Thermae opens at 20:00 so I took a nap to regain some energy. At about 19:30 I took my dose of Kamagra and headed out. By the time I got there, which I didn't realize was right next door to Southeast Pharmacy, the place was already pretty packed.
First thing when you walk down to the basement to enter is a guy turning you towards the bar to buy your required 1 drink. I paid 120 be for a beer and then turned around to survey the place.
The majority of the girls stood by the walls or booths on the perimeter of the room. The center area has bar tops where a lot of guys seem to be sitting and nursing their beers while gawking at the girls. It feels oddly like a high school dance except all the socially awkward kids are in the middle and the pretty girls were the wall flies. Like other posters have mentioned, the vast majority of johns were East Asians. Think Japanese, Korean, and a sprinkling of Chinese. There were also some Indians but I don't really recall seeing any white guys. The girls won't approach you, they will only make eye contact and might smile at you, so it's up to you to take the initiative and approach them to being negotiations.
It also reminded me of a school of fish in the ocean. There were groups of guys that would circle the room checking out the girls and it was always in the clockwise direction. It was pretty funny seeing the action.
As mentioned earlier I'm a romantic so I started making my approaches asking for Long Time. It was early so half the girls I talked to only wanted Short Time. Of the ones were willing to go LT, I got quoted anywhere from 7000 to 10000. Some wanted to leave at 04:00 and other were willing to stay until 07:00. After I got the price, I started asking for my requirements such as DFK, BBBJ, DATY, etc etc.
These girls are all Freelancers, with day jobs, so they can set their own price and conditions. Seven unsuccessful attempts later, I finally found one that met all my requirements. 7000 LT, braces, 152 cm, 46 kg, looks to be in her early 20's but is actually 30, her name is Ai. I know, I know, 7000 is a lot but by that time I was fatigued by all the choices and just wanted to get back to my hotel room with a lady and I've never been with a brace face before. By the time I left with my girl, it was 20:45 and I've only seen a handful of guys leave the bar with a girl. Most of the other guys were still awkwardly staring at the girls and nursing their drinks.
As soon as we stepped out on to the street, we were approached by the taxi rank representative. He asked me where we were going and I was quoted 200 be to get back to the Hilton. I already knew it was overpriced but at that point I didn't care. Ai and I made some small talk during the ride and her English was pretty decent. It didn't take long to get ack to the Hotel and I speed walked us past reception and to the elevator, since I wasn't sure if the hotel was guest friendly.
We got up to my hotel room without incident and Ai proceeded to make herself at home. After some small talk she went to take a shower and get herself ready. When she was done I went for a shower as well. I got out of the shower and she was already under the covers.
I should also mention I'm clean shaven down under, and girls seem to appreciate this and makes you look safer disease wise and makes them more willing perform extra services.
She began with the usual routine, kissing and licking my nipples, then stroking my cock. This led to licking of my balls and shaft. After I bit I guided her up and proceed with some passionate DFK. I flipped her on her back and kissed and licked her body all the way down to her pussy, which was all natural and unshaven. She was a bit embarrassed so she held her pussy hair out of the way while I ate her out. I dined down there for a good 15 minutes and she really seemed to enjoy it. I would have kept going but she stopped me as she was getting too sensitive.
It was my turn so she put a condom on my cock and we started with missionary. We tried various positions with her on her back for about 10-15 minutes. I've had a few drinks before hand so it was taking a while to cum and I think she was getting sore because after a bit she said it was getting painful. We settled on sideways spoon and after 3 minutes I finished. She jumped up and ran to the bathroom while saying, so much cum, so much cum. I found it hilarious.
After we both cleaned up, we headed out to grab some food since I was feeling a bit peckish. It was late and a lot of shops are closed so choices were limited. We ended up at a restaurant called Great Shanghai that was still open. I ordered 2 dishes, 2 eggs, rice, and 2 drinks. Total damage was 280 be.
Once we filled up we headed back to the hotel for round 2. Like before, made some small talk. She showed me photo of her family including her fat older sister and the sister's trans boyfriend. She also told me she was 1 of 6 siblings. She had a Japanese ex-boyfriend etc etc. She dislikes alcohol but was vaping the whole time while in my room haha.
02:00 rolled around and I was ready for round 2, so we got in bed and proceed to do the deed. I finished quicker this time and she made her run to the bathroom right after wards. She got cleaned up and we parted ways at around 03:00. I could have held her longer but she had an hour ride back to her home and I was feeling tired anyways. I got her line and phone number and we agreed to meet again the next day.
I think I've already written too much so I'll save to the rest for another post. To be continued.
All Their Customers' Dreams Fulfilled?
[QUOTE=MamaGuevos;2769654]This agency is clearly worth exploring. I read their website and it states, "Body Bliss is an erotic outcall massage Bangkok service that focuses solely on ensuring our customers have all of their dreams fulfilled. " My dream is to have the beautiful girl who gave me an exquisite blow job follow up by fucking me bareback. Do you know if BBFS is on the menu?[/QUOTE]As stated, you can email them and ask.
Now, if by "exquisite blowjob" you mean at least a BBBJ+CIM+Swallow, then with the addition of BBFS+CIP as the "fulfilled dreams" you tell them you are looking for, their reply ought to be quite interesting.
I would say any reply in the affirmative from any Escort Agency, Massage Shop or so-called PSE Happy Ending Shop in the country for either of those perfectly reasonable "dreams" that many, many punters would dearly love to have "fulfilled" would be rather Earth-shattering news here and skyrocket that agency or shop to the top of the most popular and successful Thai pay for sex businesses of all time.
So please do report the replies you get from those emails.
TIFU and flew halfway across the world for pussy and didn't get it PART 2
DAY 3.
After a long leisurely morning it was lunch time and I was getting hungry so I decided to head out for food. The Hilton I'm staying at is right across the street from EmQuartier, so I headed over to the food court in their basement and wow, was I overwhelmed. I'm used to food courts in department stores across Asia but I was still blown away by the sheer size and number of options I found here.
Not only were options plentiful, they were quite affordable and delicious. I absolutely could have gotten street food cheaper, but I wanted air conditioning. I got some lunch and then wandered around the place for a couple hours before heading back to the hotel for a nice nap.
On the way back, I got a text from last night's lady asking when I want to meet up. I asked her if she wanted to have dinner at 19:30 but like most of the Free Lance girls at Thermae they have day jobs and she has work until 20:00. We settled on meeting at 21:00 at my hotel and we can decide what to do from there.
Ai texts me at 21:00 that she is down in the hotel lobby, so I go down to bring her back to my room. She was dressed in a little black to and black skater skirt, very cute if I do say so. She mentioned that she worked all day and since she was the only one in her clothing store she was quite tired. I then made the suggestion that we go get massages since there were plenty of shops just down the street.
My first choice was Nature Thai Massage but when I inquired, the receptionist said they were fully booked that night. So I decided to go next door to Thai Thai massage. They had plenty of masseuses and I opted for the 90 minute Thai massage for 600 pp. The massage was painful and not very private, but it did relieve some tension in my body. The masseuses were talking to each other throughout the session so it wasn't as serene as I had in mind. We finished up the massage and then headed back to the hotel.
Once in the hotel room, Ai made herself comfortable again. It was at this point that I realize I should have a soft limit of repeat encounters with any one lady. They seem to get too comfortable with me and that slight edge of anticipation and apprehension is no longer there. I say this because Ai plops herself down on the chair and start browsing Facebook and TikTok. She doesn't make any move to undress, she's vaping while playing on her phone, and it just feels like she's sitting on her couch at home relaxing. I hop in the shower hoping she takes a hint, and she does! When I got out she also went to take a shower and joined me in bed once she was done.
What followed was a bit disappointing. She did her routine of licking nipples, stroking cock, licking shaft and ballsack, but no BJ. She said she didn't like the taste of the penis. Ok, no problem, I'm not too big a fan of amateur BJ anyways, so we skip to the main event. I flipped her on the back and start DFK, then licking her breast and nipples, slowly working my way down to her pussy. This is when she stopped me saying that her pussy was too sensitive and she didn't want me licking down there. Hmm, okay fine, I won't force her to do something she's not comfortable with. So we go to the standard missionary position. I go for a good 5 minutes but I can tell she was just not that into it this time around. I finish up in about another 3 minutes, cumming on her belly, and she did her run to the bathroom to clean up.
After the shower, she started putting her clothes on, so I could tell she wanted to leave. Since it was only one pop, I was wondering if there would be a discount. I asked her how much and laughs at me and says same as last night! No discount for me. 7000 be again. I give her the money, she says thanks, and she leaves.
We talked earlier about going to Kashikiri Soda Onsen the next day, but after tonight's experience I wasn't willing to shell out another 7000 be and at least 3000 be for the Onsen just for the pleasure of her company.
It's 03:00 so I'm done for the day.
DAY 4.
This is day I found Newton York's FR. I spent the morning reading through it and make my game plan for the day. I decide on Happybkk Massage and call to make booking for Haru. No go, receptionist said she's on holiday and won't be back until the weekend. Okay, no problem, Noey was also highly recommended, so I make a booking for her at 13:30.
I show up, pay, and was escorted upstairs by Noey. She's just as described, short, petite, beautiful, and always smiling. Her smile is super alluring and it really turned me on. The walk upstairs to the 4th floor was something. She was ahead and made sure you got a great view of her ass in her tight dress while she gyrated up the stairs. She let me to the room, turned on the hot water for the hot tub, and asked me to wait a bit while she went to get her little basket.
When she got back, we proceeded to undress and got in the tub. I would estimate her age at about 30 ish. She's still quite petite but her body isn't as tone as a 20 year old's. She has natural Asian see-cup breasts. She gave me the best soapy wash I've had in Bangkok so far, gentle, sexy, and very GFE. Every time I turn around and see her face, she is smiling coyly at me. With both of us clean, we commenced with the soapy massage. This was my first time experiencing this and wow was it something. Lots of licking, stroking, gliding, breast stroking. She said I can cum once in the tub and once in bed, no worry, relax she says. It's very rare for me to cum from a BJ or HJ so after a while I said she could stop, but she told me to just relax and let her do all the work.
Noey is the hardest working girl I've even met, she just keeps going and doesn't seem bored or wanted to complain. If you are into BJ or HJ to completion she would be the perfect lady for you. At this point my dick was getting a bit sore so I asked her to move to the bed. She rinsed us off, and led me to the bed.
She licked my earlobes while moaning heavily into them, then moved down and licked my nipples and kissed her way down to my cock. She proceeded to give me an amazing BJ. It was a little toothy at times but maybe it's because her mouth is so small. After 10 minutes, out comes the lube and condom. She slicked the condom on while giving me a BJ, then proceeded to straddle me cowgirl style. She started by rocking back and forth, grinding her pelvis against mine, then after a while switched to pumping up and down. Her pussy was so tight I was about to pop, so I asked her to switch positions and lay down on her back. We go at it in missionary, with me kissing her and fondling her breasts. She was moaning in pleasure, I can tell it's fake but it has the same effect. It didn't take me long to cum and her moans got louder when she knew I was cumming.
Noey cleaned me up and then proceeded to give me a very light massage until her alarm went off. We showered again to clean up. I gave her a 200 be tip as I left because she was so amazing and hard working. I stepped out of the shop with my dick sore but fully satiated.
After such a thorough session, I was feeling exhausted so I headed back to my hotel, got drunk at the executive lounge, and called it an early night at 20:00.
And Now, the End is Near.
So, this is my last night in Bangkok. I had originally slated to have a last hurrah in Doki Doki. But after a great satisfying feed, the desire to sow the seeds kinda waned. I guess I'm totally tapped out sexually. I also noticed that I'm NOT a night owl. All the plans to even walk by Soi Cowboy and Thermae flew out the window.
While all the plans were made and researched for days and nights of sex, sex and more sex were made, most of it never came to fruition. It was more massage, massage, food and shopping and sex was more incidental mainly connected to massage! Even with things not going to plan, I certainly did have a great time! So thank you to those who contributed to the forum as your information proved very useful (though not all of it was acted on).
The one thing that stood out throughout my stay here is the realization that while it's great to have a plan on what to do and when, there's no NEED to follow it. Just do whatever whenever and have fun and enjoyment doing it. In any case, the past few days were actually spent eating and sightseeing and eating some more. Other than a visit to Sakura Asakuri for a salt massage and happy ending, the desire to go to the dens of physical pleasures and desires were not a high priority. So, any regrets? Yes, I couldn't visit the more outlying night markets. And yes, I do hope to return at some point in the future to see the rest of the country. However, now that travelling is allowed, I'm probably going to visit other Asian countries as well. Malaysia (where I have family and friends), Vietnam (food & sightseeing) and maybe Philippines (food, sightseeing and sex, providing I'm still unattached).
So once again, thanks for the insights and information, I will still be lurking here every now and then!
We got to Stop Inflating Prices!
[QUOTE=StrikerAZ;2770130]DAY 3.
After the shower, she started putting her clothes on, so I could tell she wanted to leave. Since it was only one pop, I was wondering if there would be a discount. I asked her how much and laughs at me and says same as last night! No discount for me. 7000 be again. I give her the money, she says thanks, and she leaves.
We talked earlier about going to Kashikiri Soda Onsen the next day, but after tonight's experience I wasn't willing to shell out another 7000 be and at least 3000 be for the Onsen just for the pleasure of her company.[/QUOTE]StrikerAZ, I'm glad you had a good time with your newfound princess Ai, but to be candid, you paid too much for the first session, and the 2nd one with only one pop for 7000 is out of bounds! I hope you'll take this the right way. From a fellow bro who also has to learn some hard lessons: Learn your hard lessons well! She came calling for you the next day because she'd identified you as easy money from the night before. I think 11 Bravo was being nice to you when he said it was ok for her to leave at 3 the first night, especially after you gave her the takeout dinner.
Make sure you define the terms and conditions beforehand, even for (especially for) girls you've already been with. You can't take the first encounter for granted as setting follow up T&Cs. More importantly, don't follow up with an FL the night after your first encounter. Bangkok has so many choices. Just politely tell her you're busy and go hunting for better bargains until you know how to play the game better.
I'm getting grumpier and grumpier as I see my beloved bros pushing up prices and expectations by the day. Hell!
I'm going to BKK next week (was just there in August, prices already skyrocketing, and service plummeting.), and I can already anticipate what a hit it's going to be on the budget now that guys are just throwing big bills at these girls. 7000 for overnight is to be reserved for special hotties. I hope they don't start quoting that price for ST now!
Ah, now we learn the sad truth of it
[QUOTE=MamaGuevos;2770064]I asked if they had any girls who did sex without condom and they replied, "No have."[/QUOTE]Thanks for the followup.
It appears that Body Bliss Bangkok Agency is only prepared to "ensure their customers have all of their dreams fulfilled" as long as all of their customers' dreams are rather puny and, among other things, don't have anything to do with the bliss of feeling the skin of their penis coming in contact with the inside of a vagina.
