Sophisticats Stripclub near bond street
What a rip off but workable business model for them!!There is no real gain that you can have from these joints as you are forbade from even touching the girl, not even in private dance. The booth managers, moving around, come and tell you so and also the private booth is not a walled or partitioned small room but a double sitter coach with nylon curtains hanging around on 3 sides with a led candle light. The managers and even neighbors can see through but who bothers!
Any strip club works out to be a lousy proposal for punters as the sole aim is to extract money from him using titillation as tool. They charge entrance fees of 15 gbp. Private dance as usual is 20 or 40 while if you order champagne of min 175 gbp as per their menu card for private dance then the booth can be reserved for you till 6 am early morning. However you have to pay girl separately 200 GBP for her nonstop private dance but there is a hitch that she or they will disclose to you once you are inside private boorh that her rates are per hour!!In that too she could take timeout of 5 -10 min in between, also try to bring in her another girl for tip etc Once in Zurich a black taxi driver remarked to me a decade ago with concern when inquired about strip club address that man why go there, they cheat! Only ask for money and more money! Instead some FKK is far deal. Only novices and dim witted seem to write vehemently about nonexistent experiences of stunning girls and dimly light ed ambiance of such strip clubs!
A definitive guide to quality mongering in london
Howdy gents,
My first on here, but thanks to my friend visiting London, with whom I shared all this advice over a call, whilst I had the dictation on. An accidental transcript. I'll try and keep this concise. I've been a reader for ages but figured that I should 'do the right thing' with the accidental transcript and share it on here. So here it goes. Depending on time (you have / wish to invest in) your options may vary.
I'll rate these options on a 3 key metrics:
- Hassle Score (HS) - This takes into account the amount to time required to hunt / find a good punt + chances of having last-minute issues on service "I can't do that / I won't do that / its extra for that and all that non-sense" with the lady.
- Quality Score (QS) - This can be subjective so I'll add "in my experience & opinion".
- Success Probability Score (SPS) - Chances of finding a good punt, choice / variety / no. Of options available.).
On a scale of 1-10.
And then there are a few specifics for each option.
- Pricing / budgetary advice.
- Venue.
- Tips.
So, moving to the list. Not necessarily in this order:
1. AdultWork: Welcome to the Amazon / eBay or Alibaba for escorts.
HS: 5 (Taking into account there are just way too many options to choose from. Unless you use search filters effectively, it can take time to sift through gazillions of profiles. And there may be some fakes.).
QS: 8 (Make use of the tips below).
SPS: 9 (Purely because of the ginormous options available + the review feature increase the chances of finding your ideal punt. About 1000 independent girls in London that are marked as "Available today" almost everyday. For search criteria: 18-24 age group).
Pricing / Budgetary advice. Anything decent and independent will cost you anything between 100 - 250 per hour. Although it is possible to find a good selection under 150.
Venue. Incall / Outcall both possible all over London. I generally like to be in control of my environment so I prefer outcall. About 20% of all escorts on AW (mainly independents. Just what I like) do outcalls.
Tips:
(a) Make use of the search filters to drill down (no pun intended) the profiles and find "just what you want".
(b) For newer girls sort the search results by "Registered date".
(c) Do check the private gallery, if there is one (those that cost up to 3-4 pounds max) to check the goods before you buy them.
(d) The site can be overwhelming at first but once you know your way around. You'll thank yourself.
(e) Do use. The Hot Lists feature. I have several: Wish List, Repeat List (for when you can't find anything good).
(f) Best if you signup and create an account.
(g) They have an eBay like rating system. Which a lot of girls use to vet their clients. So try and get a couple of review. It'll go a long way.
(h) Most independents (read: non pros) or newbies don't have a place and prefer to do outcalls in hotels. The joy and thrill of drilling a 'new to business' chick each time is just uber fab! You can keep on top of "new arrival" by using AW's email alerts which can be set based on a criteria you set. .
2. Low Budget Agencies: This doesn't necessarily mean low in quality. Some of the best punts I've had were from these agencies. More on this below).
HS: 8 (Occasionally bait and switch OR in case the girl has no face pics. It can be an unpleasant surprise. But again, the new girl may not have a pic ready on her 1st day. Outcall only. Service related disagreements are quite common. And then haggling over extras when the girl arrives can be quite transaction and is certainly a mood killer. Most of these agencies are not 24 hour and open between 6 pm and 6 am, so afternoon 'meetings' may not possible.).
QS: 5 (Check sites regularly and / or speak to the receptionist to get their recommendation on girls or if they any fresh meat.
SPS: 3 (Its is hit / miss situation. Try and stick with new girls who may be experienced. To your advantage. And not haggle with pricing etc. I've found them to be "wanting to prove they're good" so they can please their agency bosses. Otherwise, most agencies have 20 - 50 girls working each night with the exception of a few smaller / newer agencies.).
Pricing / Budgetary Advice: Between 100 - 130 per hour of outcall + extras for OWO, DFK and other services. Add hotel costs to that if you don't have a place.
Venue: Most of these agencies are outcall only. They employ drivers who ferry the girls around London. Only a couple of agencies provide in calls in central London zone 1 area. So your home or a hotel.
Tips:
(a) Make it a point to speak to the girl before she starts travelling to you. Most "genuine" agencies will arrange this by default so you can discuss services and extras if any. If an agency doesn't allow, try and clarify services with receptionist but exercise caution.
(b) And when the girl arrives, confirm the services before payment.
(c) Some agencies will send the driver with the girl to your door to collect the payment in advance. Don't DO IT.
(d) Keep plenty of condoms (for round 2 & 3) as some girls might tell you "no more condoms". I've been subject to that nonsense and one occasion one of the girls turned up without one. So could only offer a massage. Tricks of the trade. I guess.
(e) Make it clear that you want OWO, DFK and at-least 2 rounds in 1 hour as a bare minimum. Try and get this without any extra costs.
Recommended Agencies: Bubbles (just don't speak to Colin the receptionist), V-London, 24 Carat, Playful.
Avoid: Soulmate, Northern Star.
3. High Class Agencies: Not expensive at all considering the key metric scores below.
HS: 1 (Too many agencies can be a hassle, some agencies will charge extra for taxi fare on top of the higher (as compared to incalls) outcall fee. Most will not come to private residences unless you have a landline. Hotel costs are additional if you don't wish to go to them. Limited to central London only unless the agency knows you well. Very rarely the Romanian girls can irritate you with their service limitations / tantrums.
QS: 10 (There are new girls introduced everyday from all over Europe mainly. The choice is just amazing with professional glam pics. You'll get that kid in a candy store feeling. Lots of services clearly advertised, duo's trio's. You name it! All available, faster than dominoes. Ahem. Should I say, 'dominhoes' LOL.
SPS: 10 (Professional and glamorous pics often nude or in bikinis, 100's of girls to choose from, with incall and outcall options and girls from all parts of the world. It doesn't get better / easier.).
Pricing / Budgetary Advice: Starts from 30 minutes incall for 100 and 150 for 1 hour. For outcall 1 hour starts at 200 + taxi. Loads to choose from at the starting price range. But the quality is guaranteed.
Venue: Incalls or Outcalls in central London only. Incalls are in plush apartments.
Tips:
(a) If possible do outcall at yours. I've found girls to be well behaved when they're out of their "comfort zone".
(b) Try and be her first for the day. Around 11 am / 12 pm.
(c) Confirm service before payment if you have doubts. Use your 6th sense!
(d) London Escort Guide. Is where all agencies advertise their girls.
(e) Make it clear that you want OWO, DFK and at-least 2 rounds in 1 hour as a bare minimum. This is not unusual and with these agencies there should be no such issue. If necessary send her back and think from the right head. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
Recommended Agencies: Admiral (the best! Babylon Girls, Peachy, Agency Barracuda, Maxes Angels, London Photo Models, Hot Collection are all good!
4. Seeking Arrangement: (This requires a good amount of time, so either plan in advance and be prepared to put in the hours or give this a miss).
HS: 9 (A lot of wannabe's, scammers, mongers, time wasters, penpals, platonic girls, pic sellers / cam girls, girls requesting bids, long winded discussions / messages can be tiring and seem time waste if you don't have patience, getting her to your room on the first date. You need a game plan boy! If you play it, you shall get better with time and surely win it. Just don't get addicted.).
QS: 7 (Sure, men like women in all shapes and sizes but seriously, profiles of size 18 sugar babies (or should I say sugar trucks) asking for a substantial (6 K per month) allowance can be quite amusing if not hilarious to read. Quality is there, no doubt but the hassle score has an impact on quality score to an extent IMHO).
SPS: 4 (Because it needs hard work and you need to commit to it to find a sugarbaby and then depending on your game plan, preparations, story etc. (a lot that goes in) bedding her on first date may not always be possible. Which can be disappointing.).
Tip:
(a) Don't be a chump and pay for having dinner or coffees with them, unless you have more money than sense.
(b) Use innuendos to gauge if she is open minded or if she has any taboos. Ask what she likes in the bedroom may be a good start.
The best hotels for debauchery:
1. Rafael in Battersea riverbank (has hot receptionists) is one of my favorites. It should be called "Debauchery by the Thames". The Nile Suite or Emperor suites come with jacuzzi for 2 and see through bathrooms, generously sized rooms. (Allow me to digress a bit, I had a funny incident there last week. I was on one of my fuckathons sessions checked in for 2 days. Had 14 women lined up (escorts, sugarbabies. All from above 3 options) visiting me one after the other (Cialis 20 MG before you ask). So around 7 pm (I'the already done 3 and 4th one was downstairs) the hot receptionist calls me for the 4th time in 6 hours and asks the same question again "Sir, are you expecting a guests" as if she doesn't know what's going on. So, I said yes please send her up. She responded "are the more guests coming" and I was like "yes, yes send them all. I'm having a conference here. " and she broke into a loud and evil laughter. Its was hilarious and I'm still chucking at the time of writing. And then there were creepy stares on check out the walk of shame if you want call it.) Jokes apart, a tastefully decorated hotel which can easily give Four Seasons run for its money. In terms of room size and decor, not service. But again you're not there for 5 Star Service, or are you? Well may be 5 star in room full service from a bunch of blondes, brunettes and redheads.
2. Chelsea Harbour Hotel: The football team stays here, many celebrities and of course habibi's love this hotel. 3 Girls in leashes in the hotel lobby at 2 am being pulled by a habibi. Is business as usual here. In the mongering world this should be called "The ever green luxury 5 star hotel".
3. Plaza on the River.
4. Jumeirah Carlton Tower.
That's it for now. More to come with guidance on Game Plan on SA and other similar sites.
English / White British Chicks
[QUOTE=Neurosynth;1967004]Excellent long post, and the pics are great. (Any more of those? Hint hint.).
If I wanted to find an actual anglo (white) UK girl. Could be English, or Scot, or even Irish or Welsh. Where would be my best bet? (My impression is that most of the girls come from outside the Isles.).[/QUOTE]I have over 200 GB of videos man. So just need to sift through and find more pics out. I guess something to do for the weekend. Just hang in there.
Re English / British anglo white girls, (just what I like) here are your options:
1. SA. Goldmine, if you're prepared to work hard and have a game plan.
2. AW. Just use the tips in my long post. AW also has a search by nationality feature. Use that. Once in a while you get the some local girls from London and home counties trying it out on AW. I'd say start getting reviews there. Here'e a few usernames I can recommend: "Emily-janex, Emily_xo, Emily 18, TenderLove&Kisses, YesMissMadaline, LolaPetite, Charlotte Joness, princessmolly, JessHem, Beau Darlington, goodgirl18 (try her she's new & let us have some feedback), jessicakfunnn, Amber-English" - I have tried most of these and some are on my wish-list.
OR just in case you're in mood for some western European meat. Try this Swedish chic by username "younggirlx", she is girl next door, chilled out.
3. MaxesAngels: Victoria (she is out of this fucking world man).
4. Bubbles: They occasionally have fresh meat from home counties I've had a few. The only problem is you got to check daily to see if anyone new. That's the way I do it I theres new nubile meat. I want it!
5. There are a few other smaller agencies that have English girls but I can't vouch for quality. Try Vogue Escorts. And also VLondon they have the odd one occasionally.
REV: Jai. House of Divine
Thanks to everyone who posts here. I appreciate the information. Would like to pay the community back with some reviews of my experiences in London.
[URL]http://www.houseofdivine.com/londonescort.php?girlid=2743[/URL]
Comms: Called the day before and arranged for 45 minutes. The maid said to confirm the next morning. Called the next morning and was texted the address. Very simple setup.
Location: Basement flat near Victoria. Maybe a 5 minute walk. I arrived and buzzed. Was let in immediately and led to a back room.
Girl: Tall, slim, beautiful (IMO) black girl. Huge fake tits. Pretty face. A few tattoos.
Price: 100 for 45 minutes.
Services: FK, OWO, HJ, CIM spit, covered FS, massage.
The meeting: She came into the room about five minutes late. Immediately apologized and told me I would get all of my time. She's tall, dark, and beautiful, and wore skimpy lingerie. I stood and got a hug and kiss. Turned into DFK which with a little too much spit for my taste. We stripped down and she gave me excellent OWO. Decent eye contact, lots of spit. Varied hands, lips, and tongue well. Good ball licking / sucking. A few attempts at DT. I let her continue for quite a while, enjoying myself immensely. I asked if she would take my cum in her mouth and she seemed surprised I would even ask, saying, "Of course!" I told her I wanted to make a big mess, so she got on the floor while I leaned back on the bed. When I was close, I told her to jerk me and lick the head, and let loose several days worth everywhere. She licked and sucked until I couldn't take it anymore. Then we both cleaned up with several wet wipes, and she spit into one of them. She left the room to clean up, and came back in about two minutes. We chatted for a bit. She gave me an average massage on my back, ass, and legs. After a little while she asked if I wanted to go again. More OWO, just like the first round. On with a hat for some CG, then mish. Hat wasn't working for me, so I started loosing my wood. Asked her to continue with OWO and HJ. She was happy to oblige. She licked, sucked, and stroked me for a LONG time. Finally, with some instruction, she found the perfect mix of eye contact, hands, tongue, and lips. Explosion number two was very intense. Again, she was in no hurry to finish. Plenty of post-cum licking and sucking. More cleanup. She left the room while I got dressed. She offered a shower, but I declined. I had to hand her the paperwork, which she had never mentioned.
Conclusion: I would definitely visit Jai again, just as soon as I work my way through my list.
XJai. For search purposes.
Phoenix Club on a Friday afternoon
[URL]http://thephoenixclub.london/[/URL]
Comms: Called the morning of to reserve my place. Was texted the address immediately. Incredibly easy.
Location: Flat near Paddington station. 7 minute walk from the tube. I knocked and was let in very quickly.
Girls:
Ivana. Slim Polish girl. Lots of tattoos. Fake breasts.
Barbara. Larger Brazilian girl. Average body and breasts.
Kasia. Tall eastern European. Real breasts, pretty face.
Gina. Petite Spanish girl. Heavily tattooed. Huge fake tits. Injected lips.
Alana. Petite, tiny, Romanian. Very real small breasts. IMO the prettiest girl there.
Price: 160 for 2 hours.
Services: OWO, HJ, covered FS.
The meeting: Put my valuables in an envelope. Undressed and put on a robe. Took a quick shower. Swished with mouthwash. Got sprayed with deodorant. Followed Kasia upstairs. I think there were 7 guys total to the 5 girls so a decent ratio. The four other girls were already in action. I got on one bed with Kasia. She asked if I wanted OW or OWO. OWO for me! This is when I learned that each girl is going to swab you down with 3-4 wet wipes before and after anything happens. Good OWO with eye contact mixed with HJ and BLS. Very nice. On with a party hat for some CG. Flipped her over for mish. Then another guy wanted to join in, so she flipped onto her knees, so I could give her doggie while she blew him. Spit roast was interesting, but not really my thing, at least from this side. I guess I like my eye contact a bit too much. After a little bit, I excused myself. Kasia just turned around and said, "Bye bye!" I noticed that guy hogged her for quite a while, not really letting anyone else get near her. Was grabbed by Gina. She asked if I had cum and I said no. She said, "You're going to cum right now!" Very aggressive OWO and HJ. Looking me in the eyes and talking dirty. She stroked a nice load onto her huge fake tits for pop #1. Cleaned up and took a 2 minute break downstairs. I went back up right away, enjoying being a voyeur for a bit. Was grabbed by Ivana and tossed onto a bed. Excellent OWO / HJ / BLS. Great eye contact and dirty talk. Another guy came up behind and asked if he could fuck her. I guess I liked the spit roast this way better. She looked me in the eyes the entire time. Again, the mix of eye contact, OWO, HJ, and dirty talk pushed me over the edge for pop #2. I had been eying Alana the whole time, but couldn't seem to get at her. Barbara caught me looking at her while a guy was DATY. She motioned me over and grabbed my cock, putting me in her mouth. I stood next to the bed while she gave average OWO. No eye contact. Every minute or two, she would spit into a wipe, I guess to get rid of pre-cum? The other guy wanted to fuck, so I lay down, she gave me OWO, while he did her doggie. Eventually he left, and I suited up. Some nice mish where she whispered dirty nothings in my ear. When I got close, she suddenly stopped and shifted. The sudden break ruined it for me, and the condom wasn't helping, so I excused myself. Finally was able to catch Alana's eye while a guy was eating her. She asked if I wanted OW or OWO. Again, I opted OWO. She just said not to cum in her mouth. Decent OWO with good eye contact. I think what I liked the most was how small she is. Maybe I liked it so much because my cock looked huge in her hand and mouth? After a while, the other guy left. I suited up and fucked her for a while in mish. Again, I loved her body and face. Good eye contact. But the condom just wasn't working for me after two pops. She just said, "I will help you. " I laid down and she sucked and stroked me. Fabulous eye contact. She said, "You like me?" I told her of course. She asked, "I spit on your cock?" I nodded. She spit to lube me up, then really attacked my cock with OWO and HJ. Then she said, "Show me how much you like me. " That pushed me right over for pop #3. I chatted with her for a little while afterward because no one else was looking for action. After a while, she excused herself to go to the bathroom. The maid came in and gave us the 30 minute mark. Gina grabbed me and asked if I wanted to cum again. I told her I probably couldn't. She laughed, slapped my ass, and told me I was going to cum! She pulled me onto another bed and attacked me. We went through a whirlwind of OWO, HJ, titfuck. For a second, I got really close, but she had to shift positions and threw me off. The maid gave us the 10 minute warning and I didn't think it would happen. Suddenly, Ivana came over and helped. Four hands stroking my cock and balls, both girls taking dirty, looking me in the eyes and I finally hit pop #4. Both girls cheered. I staggered down the stairs, took a shower, got dressed, and left a happy man.
Conclusion: Probably the best punting experience of my relatively short career. Fantastic value for money. I put my cock in all five girls' mouths. I would definitely attend another party.
