Nuevo Laredo

Went to NL this past Saturday. First time I'd been in probably 4-5 years. The place seems to have really has changed. There is a very nice new entrance to the bridge on the US side. Seems pretty worthless and more of a hassle to pay your 50 cents. But it looks nice. NL seemed really dead since the last time I was there. Some of the clubs in DT were closed and reopened as new businesses. Is Eldorado Bar closed for good? Or was I not looking in the right place? Anyway, ate dinner at the Cadillac Bar. With nothing else going on DT, took a cab to BT around 11 and found the same thing. Very dead. I was searched by the cops on the way in, which I actually didn't mind. They were searching for weapons. Several places that I remembered were closed. Papaguyos had been remodeled and looked a lot nicer. The same can't be said for the selection of girls. About 10-15 girls, none were really prospects. Went to Danesh. It was a little busier but not packed. Girls were asking $120 + $10 for rooms and unresponsive to haggling.

[QUOTE=Bbond]Bbond. BabyHuey. Couple, among many, of wild and crazy dudes. If you need help or info in NL. If we aint got it, you don't need it.

(for those that don't know, we have mongered in NL for quite some time)[/QUOTE]Now that is an arrogant attitiude, if we aint got it you don't need it. Simply put BS, we need all the info we can get, regardless. I understand your experience and we appreciate all your input, but to assume you have all the possible information possible in this area is simply put very arrogant.

No flaming intended and all the respect and props to your experiences and input, but there is always new and missed things, it is Mexico.

Has anybody been to the "Titty Twister" ?

I heard they are open "From Dusk Till Dawn" !

Last Septemeber I did this girl Marisol. Marisol is very tall, very skinny. Long long legs, very thin and long torso, even her face is long and thin. She was around for a few weeks last Sept, and before that she was around almost a year before that for a few weeks. As far as I have "researched", she hits BT for small periods of time when she does not have a sugar daddy. Her room is in the middle street where FotoColor Marquez was (cool beans map). As far as I have seen, she has been about the only I girl I have seen who rents this room. I did not do her as I was went with Estrella, who happens to be just almost exactly across the street from her. Anyway. When I have a past report about her from September. You may want to check it out to get more info. I think Marisol is a change of pace as she is tall and long legged, and I usually get short, or thick, or something that is not like her! That is why she is special, even though she is not really special. I kind of like the idea that she is there only for a "Limited Time". Kind of like the McRib at McDonald's. Not that good, but only around for a bit, so I get one!

Estrella, as you may know, is also very thin, but she is very short! Estrella has a great attitude and will do multiple positions and nude for $20. She asked me why I had not been with her in awhile, I told her that I had not seen her for a couple of months. She then said that she has cysts in her uterus and has not worked regularly for a couple of months. Estrella has a great attitude and really tries to satisfy. She told me that I am a "cliente" so she makes sure to treat me well so I can continue with her. No problem. She is good!

Again, I saw a weird happening. When driving by the middle street, there is a vacant lot just past the scuzzy green building. There I saw a line of maybe 10-12 guys and they were each paying for a baggie from the guy at the front of the line. I can only imagine they were not selling candy, but it was done so openly. Shoot, I had my car checked a couple of days ago and they were definitely trying to find and BS to charge me with. Thank god I had cleaned my car earlier that day and I found a knife that had fallen out of a bag. But they are giving me crap, and there is an open sale of smack right there?

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El Monger,

No disrespect intended towards you. I am going to defend by Buddies Bbond & BabyHuey. I know both of them very well and have hung out/mongered with them multiple times. They are both very Cool/Helpful individuals. Their remark was joking tongue in cheek humor which you misinterpreted as Arrogant.

Both Bbond & BabyHuey have been going to NLBT on a regular basis since the early 2000's.

Bbond speaks very good spanish. Bbond & I were in Nuevo Laredo/NLBT this past weekend April 25 & 26. And I was in Nuevo Laredo/NLBT the previous weeked of April 18 & 19 with another buddy of ours. My spanish sucks and is no bueno por caca. I know lot's of words in spanish but I don't have the ability to speak in coherent sentences. Having Bbond translate for me is extremely helpful.

BabyHuey is built like an Offensive/Defensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys-6 foot 2/300 LBS. I feel very safe when hanging out with BabyHuey. Some one would be mucho estupido to start any shit with BabyHuey.

I, myself have been going to NLBT for 30 years since I was 18. So we are all extremely knowledgeable about NLBT. We also have other friends that go to NLBT on a very regular basis and have been going for years. We might not know everything but I guarantee ya' we know a whole Helluva lot! We share information among ourselves and are willing to help out otra hombres also with info about NLBT & El Centro/downtown bars.

Montera & Herradura bars downtown, you can pick up chicas for $40-$50 dollars. Very similar to NLBT, the chicas are there to fuck and make dinero. I am still a rookie to the downtown scene. Bbond introduced me to it back in February. We have one friend that rarely goes to NLBT. He is El Rey/the King of El Centro/downtown Nuevo Laredo. He has been going to the downtown bars for years and knows mucho chicas. I hung out with him the weekend of April 18 & 19.

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Ernie88,

You are a braver man than I. Be very careful driving to NLBT. The Policia have been known to plant a knife in your vehicle in order to run a game on you & extort a Mordida/Bribe out of you to make the problema/problem go away.

I used to drive across all the time to NLBT. Last year the Pinche Pendejo NLBT Policia planted a a large silver hunting knife-the kind with thumb cingadero to flip open the blade. I knew the game they were running on me. The two Pinche Pendejo's wanted a Mordida/Bribe from me. They were expecting me to be scared shitless. They told me I was trying to sneak a knife into NLBT.

I stood up to them and bluffed my way out of the situation. I loudly and aggresively to them No! No! No! That they had just planted the knife in my truck. I told them I had been coming to NLBT for 30 years and that I knew La Patrona Ophellia Camacho-owner of Papagayo's by name. And that La Patrona Ophellia knew me by name-Miguel. This was the honest truth. I told them you want to play games with me, let's go habla/talk to La Patrona Ophellia about y'all planting the knife in my truck right now!

I then told them let's go talk to your Commadante about y'all planting the knife in my truck right now! They were stunned that I was not scared. The tall big Policia dude that was doing the talking and spoke good english told me to vaminos, vaminos. I guess he figured it would or could be Potential Problembas/Problems for them shaking me down for a Mordida/Bribe. I left. I later discovered they stole a $6 Monterrey Tigres Mexicano Footbal/Soccer cap out of the back seat of my truck. It pissed me of very severely that the Pinche Pendejos stole from me after attempting to shake me down for a Mordida/Bribe.

I was very lucky. They never got around to actually asking for a Mordida/Bribe. And they could have locked me up in the holding jail cell they have in their office to scare me. They would have searched me and found all my dinero. From what I have read on various Internet sites, the NLBT has been running this game for a long time-planting a knife in your vehicle. They usually ask for a Mordida of $400-$600 to make the problema go away.

When I got to Papagayo's, I found out La Patrona Ophellia was ill and not working that night. La Patrona Dos-Gloria, the gorda/fat woman that currently runs the cash register at Papa's bar was working. If the Policia had chosen to go talk to La Patrona Ophellia I would have been fucked! I don't think Gloria would not have helped me out and spoken for me.

The chicas & Meseros I talked to at Papagayo's were shocked that the Policia let me go without paying them a Mordida/Bribe.

There is no doubt in my mind La Patrona Ophellia would have spoken for me and made the problema go away. It used to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] La Patrona Ophellia off when the Policia fucked with her good customers. It was bad for her business at Papagayo's. I used to talk to and pay my respect to Ophellia everytime I went to Papagayo's which was a lot. Ophellia liked her long term repeat customers. Ophellia & I had discussed my coming to Papa's for 30 years. So she was very aware of my Long Term Patronage.

I brought Ophellia a dozen multi-colored roses for the Fiesta De Carnival in 2006. Ophellia was pleasantly suprised, had a huge smile on her face and thanked me profusely for bringing her the beautiful roses. I told Ophellia that she was the True Queen of the Fiesta De Carnival. I told Ophellia the roses were a small token of appreciation for throwing such good Fiestas for her customers.

La Patrona Ophellia was 84 and died sometime in the winter of last year 2007. The last time I saw Ophellia working the cash register at Papa's was Tuesday February 20-the night of the Fiesta De Carnival at Papagayo's. There are no mas Fiestas at Papagayo's due to Ophellia's death. I had been to seven Fiestas at Papagayo's and had a blast everytime dancing with the chicas to live music from the band Ophellia hired for the Fiesta. Mi gusta mucho the Fiestas at Papagayo's.

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[QUOTE=Mcklipsch]Ernie88,

You are a braver man than I. Be very careful driving to NLBT. The Policia have been known to plant a knife in your vehicle in order to run a game on you & extort a Mordida/Bribe out of you to make the problema/problem go away.
[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]Mckipsch,

Ihear you. The only thing is that I hate taxis. And I hate walking around, that is why I drive. I appreciate your advice and I agree with you. The problem is that I just love going to BT. I shouldnt even go, but it is an addiction!

About the flame El Monger says he did not throw; saying that your not flame throwing does not mean you arent. Sometimes there is some sarcasm here, but in general everyone is respectful. Anyway, I would only call BBond arrogant if he gave his advice to us while at a fund raiser in San Francisco, then maybe he could be considered arrogant. J/k

Hola Ernie88,

I completely agree with you about NLBT being an addiction. Back in the 1980's my buddies & I nicknamed NLBT-Seis Banderas/Six Flags Over Mexico-our Adult Theme Park. The chicas are our rides.

NLBT is a Fantasia Mundo/Fantasy World. The chicas are there to make dinero & we are there to fuck. The chicas flirt with us, laugh at our jokes & tell us what we want to hear in order to extract the maximum amount of dinero they can get from an hombre's wallet. And then move on to the next hombre.

We rent & partake of their Panocha for a mutually agreed upon price. And hopefully both parties are mutually satisfied with the results. Some chicas give better service than others. YMMV-Your mileage may vary with how a chica treats you ie the service/sex you receive you from a chica. Chicas also love regular/repeat customers. Regular/repeat customers usually receive very good service/sex from the chicas.

I enjoy going to NLBT/Papagayo's. Papagayo's is like the old Sitcom TV Show Cheers for me. All the Meseros, La Patrona Gloria & the long term/time working chicas know me by name. I have a favorite place where I stand at the bar like Norm had his favorite bar stool at Cheers bar. It's bad when the guides & other people in the NLBT Complex recognize you and know you have been coming to NLBT for years.

[QUOTE=El Monger]Now that is an arrogant attitiude, if we aint got it you don't need it. Simply put BS, we need all the info we can get, regardless. I understand your experience and we appreciate all your input, but to assume you have all the possible information possible in this area is simply put very arrogant.

No flaming intended and all the respect and props to your experiences and input, but there is always new and missed things, it is Mexico.[/QUOTE]If you ever have the good luck to meet either of these two guys, you will realise that there is no arrogance at all.

I can not think of anything LEGAL that you might want or need, that they could not be of some help. And the reality is, that if they don't have it you don't need it, especially in Mexico.

Check around a little and you will see, as far as new and missed things, more likely than not. the info will come from Bbond.

Anybody tavelling from Dallas to Laredo late May/early June? My normal mongering buddy is in grad school and can't make it and I'm itching to go. I always think it's a bad idea to go there alone, and , with the ridiculous price of gas , expenses could be shared.

Let me know.

Hell yes, comments were made tongue in cheek, more like drunken tongue in cheek.......but in serious nature to be arrogant..come on cut me some slack.

But I appreciate the support toold and McK.

Fact is I don't have ALL the knowledge/info an experienced monger could hope to have. But am very regular to NL/NLBT, and definately know my way around.
While this may not be of any assistance to experienced mongers, newbies should be grateful what info they gather here. Not just from me, but guys like BabyHuey, Mck, toold, et al, too.

I have been fucked, fucked over, robbed, arrested, even jailed in Mexico.
My first true monger trip to Mexico was in 1972, prolly before a lot of people here were even born.

Mongering in Mexico is great, where else, close, can a 58 year old guy have 18-23 year old chicks happy to see him, and even happier when asked to go to his hotel room. Now that I am 58, I can LEGALLY fuck girls 40 years younger than me, is that cool or what.

[QUOTE=Assyrianelvis]Hey guys,
I wanna know where to live cheap getta job and be to the closest border town for the cheapest pussy? Help me out guys? I got yahoo messenger I'm elvisgelu message me and help me out guys.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

When I made the move, I took a different approach. I rented a place in NUEVO Laredo (Mexico) and worked in Laredo Texas. Of course, I am fluent in spanish and could make friends with some of the girls. By being in Mexico, they could visit me during their off hours (one girl cooked me the best dinner I ever had). One complication was the mailing address. You can get a PO Box but eventually you need a physical address. I had a physical address I could use for such instances. I can provide information on my landlady in Nuevo Laredo, if you are interested.

I recommend the boystown in Nuevo Laredo because the chicas are available 24/7. When I lived there, I could satisfy an urge any time of the day.

[QUOTE=Mcklipsch]Hola Ernie88,
NLBT is a Fantasia Mundo/Fantasy World. The chicas are there to make dinero & we are there to fuck. The chicas flirt with us, laugh at our jokes & tell us what we want to hear in order to extract the maximum amount of dinero they can get from an hombre's wallet. And then move on to the next hombre.

We rent & partake of their Panocha for a mutually agreed upon price. And hopefully both parties are mutually satisfied with the results. Some chicas give better service than others. YMMV-Your mileage may vary with how a chica treats you ie the service/sex you receive you from a chica. Chicas also love regular/repeat customers. Regular/repeat customers usually receive very good service/sex from the chicas.
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Amen, brother, amen. I have been an NLBT addict. Like Ernie88, I drive in all the time. I have enjoyed most of the clubs and even experimented with door girls. However, I am planning to finally check out the downtown scene.

I always told myself that if I ever decide to move down and live on the Border it would be in McAllen. I always think it looks like a nice clean town when I am on my way back from Reynosa. I don't know how the cost of living in McAllen compares to Laredo or San Antonio, but I just like the looks of the town. I would also, if my company would open a branch there, move to San Antonio in a heartbeat. 2.5 hours to Mexico ain't shit. Hell, when I stay in Houston for the weekend, I often drive around aimlessly for 5 hours on a Friday or Saturday night looking for street walkers before finally giving up and hitting a studio.

A company I worked for in the past had me in Van Nuys, California for 5 days short of a year. That's all I could stand. All California ave me was 360 reasons to come back to Texas. I was, however, born and raised here, and I guess I'll die here. It's just what I'm used to.

I went by BT on Friday night (9:00-11). As what is the norm, the security out front is checking the car hoping to find something so I have offer a bribe.

Luckily the line to get in BT was backing up so when they were checking my car, a superior officer told the guards to move on; so they quickly let me pass through after a 2 minute inspection.

I have four girls that are becoming my rotation. It is very rare that all are around at once, so it is usually a "three girl" rotation when I have been going lately. Last night was no different, I hit a three rotation and decided to try a new girl to take a place of the one that was missing. When I was driving around I spotted this girl in the bank of rooms that are across the street from Danash. If you are walking from street one towards street two on the last street, she would be the on the 2nd door to the last on those bank of rooms. When I was driving, I saw her and she looked cute. She was very thin and short (of course) olive skin. I decided to turn back around so I could try to park, when I drove back, there were a group of black guys (4-5) talking with her. I was not happy as these guys were huge and if they each were going have a turn with her, she was going to be very worn out. I don't know if all of them hit her, but she was in the room for quite awhile before I spotted her again. By this time I saw her again, it was getting later and I had been already been with 2 girls, one of them for a long session. I was not really "up for it", but I decided to park and at least get a closer look. Well, when I passed by, this girl definitely was cute (by door girl standards). Her face was pretty, and her body was thin, no pooch! When I passed by her room and looked at her, she did not make any eye contact me, it was like if she was looking through me. This was a bad sign, but I asked her how much and she said $10, this is all that I needed to hear! I make it a point to not to ask for extras on the first time with door girls unless they are obviously stunning. This girl was cute, and thin, but I was not willing to spend more. Anyway, this girl was about the coldest fish I have been with in quite awhile. She just layed there and took it. She did not move around, moan, nothing! I have actually had girls watch TV while I bang them (7 years ago), but at least there was brain activity, this girl was a vegetable. At least she did not complain while I was banging her. It was likely that I was tame compared to those group of guys she was with the hour before. Anyway, this girl is name Violeta. She charges $10 for a standard quickie, if you want an extra postion, she wants $10 more. I do not recommend, but my rule of thumb is, If they are cute and only charge $10, they are usually worth a second try. The last couple of girls who I though werent that great from a "trial run" are now on my "Ernie's Fave 4". Who knows, maybe I will add another one so I can have a "Fave-5" in honor of the NBA playoffs!

By the way, I noticed a new pricing structure that new door girls are bringing in. I am a pretty good negotiator and for awhile I was even getting 2 positions for $10 just a few months ago, but in the past couple of weeks the girls will take $10 for "normal" or doggie, but if you want both they want $20. The most I will give for an extra position is $5, but I usually try to get nude/2 positions if I am paying $20. I guess the girls just want $20. If they want $20 from me, they need to be nude, or a BJ needs to be included. We need to stick together and not pay $10 extra for positions.

Anyway, if you have tried this girl Violeta, let me know, maybe she was just tired from the group she was just with.

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