General Reports

So my last night kind of ended how I expected, what would have been for an interesting adventure any other night couldn't happen because of time. I went to HK and had my eyes on some girls there, one I was told doesn't go upstairs which is the first I have heard that but I asked and she said no so atleast I saved myself a ficha, I'm sure she will break down eventually you don't go to HK to be a gogo dancer. Anyway saw another girl and she was staring at me hard, I figured it's because I'm just a stud but I guess I was wrong. I'm so picky with my type of girl that I screwed her a year ago at New Body and she remembered, I totally did when she told me that and I was super happy because I really wanted to screw her again she was awesome her name is Sindy. So anyway we're talking and I'm like I want to go upstairs and she's like 100 which was high for me so I said 60 and she said ok at my house tomorrow and I'm like huh? (side note I remembered her english being good last time, I guess that goes for every girl I have screwed here) Anyway I said ok 100 here and she like ok 100 at my house now, so I guess I didn't understand that she needed to go home for her son at first but then Igot it, she told me she lives 40 minutes away and I was like shit I can't do that it's my last night otherwise I would've jumped on that. I know she had an american boyfriend before so I know she's that type. I kind of knew going out something like that would happen on my last night, could've been worse I could've fallen in love with a girl I met shopping or something. Anyway so I had to say goodbye and made the rounds and picked up a street girl. Pulled one that looked like she had huge tits but she was doing the asian fake out, damn those bras work well. I love the idea of the SG but I think I'm going to have to throw in the towel because I just can't get my cock to agree with common sense. So we get in the room and obviously I'm as limp as a licorce stick and her idea is to throw the condom on and start sucking like all the other SGs think, someone needs to teach them that it is flow of blood that makes a boner and a condom works against that. Anyway she starts to play away but is doing a horrible job and is grabbing it like she's mixing shit for dinner so I tell hre I will take over and she moves to the balls. My nuts still hurt, I got to imagine she has screwed a ton of guys and maybe it's he norm that guys like their nuts squeezed hard but I can't imagine that to be the case, so again I have to tell a pro what to do. Finally after what seems an hour. 5 minutes in I want to fuck time, she got it up and we got to it. Normally I would atleast put some effort to last longer to maximize my dollar spent but not today she rode me for like a minute than I fucked her missionary for a minute and it was over. I was actually happier ending sooner because it gave me more time to do other stuff, when that happens you know that your mongering trip has lasted too long, not to mention I started looking at big tittied playboy types that are way more like my wife than my actual type which means I have more than fulfilled my itch. Unless one of the receptionists show up at my room to. Send me off, or I get hassled on way to border somewhere this should be my last legit report.

Yeah good point about not getting involved w / WGs, my ship "sank" so to speak, a few times getting involved with WGs, be it sauna, foot massage, anything. Anyway that is history.

Regarding the ones I am dealing with Tijuana right now. I don't know, maybe I am just sick with work, sick with life, that I want to play with a little fire, not sure, don't we run into something like this every once in a while? And what it really takes is some bro with his senses to pull you right back just before you are at the point of no return. Anyway I am dramatizing it.

We will see, I will keep you guys posted, so you can continue to talk senses into me while I am pushing this to the edge. .

[QUOTE=Hugotheman; 1191766]Alot of good reports on here lately, so of course I'am getting the itch to return. I have been inspired by Madisonguy and his Monger dream vacation, however I think I will only be able to get away for a 3 day 2 night trip. Which will be a huge step up for me since I would never spend more than a few hours in Tijuana in the old days.

Thanks to Phordphan for that valueable info on rooms 523, 623, and 723 I will make sure I don't get one of those. I also will put Playboy and D&G on my to do list. The only problem D&G doesn't ring a bell so any info on where that is would be appreciated.

And Guitar that texting thing adds an interesting dimension if you are trying to build some kind of relationship with a chica. It makes it very easy to communicate and overcome the language barrier, if you have the right translation ap. However trying to figure out the women on the other end of the text is a whole other issue. Sometimes the texts will roll in like crazy and then disapear for awhile. And then you wonder is it the cost of the text she is trying to avoid or did her husband come back from the USA because he couldn't find any work or maybe she dosen't love me anymore. But of course we all know that getting involved with a working girl is a NO NO anyway no matter how fun it is.[/QUOTE]

A haha, taco / sleep mongering. Good one. And the price is more affordable too!

[QUOTE=Madisonguy;1191774]You can't spend enough time here. The one thing I would've like to try is go to some of the bars in Zona Rio, maybe get some semi english speaking middle class girls. Las Pulgas is pretty ghetto-lower class for the area and if I went to a bar in the US trying to pick up a ghetto girl she'd be like get your dorky ass out of here. I saw a guy in my hotel who I would guess to be 50ish and he had a really beautiful mid 30s girl that was obviously a girlfriend from here with him, but she was a little more polished around the edges. Unfortunately that isn't my type but fighting the language barrier is going to be a hard thing. Although I found some late intel about the girl who I thought vanished even though she seemed really into me, I guess she went to the bathroom like she said and I was stupid enough to listen to my buddy who said they left. What a good buddy it is in that the second I left he said he saw the girls but yet I didn't get a text or call about it, so he spent the whole night dancing with all of them. Maybe I would've had my hook up with that girl, unfortunately I can not party til 5AM like the people here often do. At around 1-2 my taco mongering comes and after that my sleep mongering. Counting down the hours now, I enjoy seeing 5 minutes wait times all day long at the border. I should breeze right through tonight and then hopefully get some sleep at the airport.[/QUOTE]

My mermaids ATF has yet to set up a date for us to have a date but my amnesia ATF#1 has sent me a txt mensajes that really challenges my very (very very) limited espanol.

Can someone help me translate

"si? Que haces? Te echo de menos" <- I think this just means she misses me?

And.

"podemos ir a comer el viernes" <- I am not sure if this means she wants to have a meal together on Friday, but I don't know if it implies lunch or dinner.

Google translate aint helping here.

@Maddude.

Thanks for all the reporting.

One bit of advice. Get the enter key on your computer fixed. Then use it, live it, love it! It'll make your posts much more readable. It's hard to wade through one giant run-on paragraph.

@Mojo.

I've used a photocopy of my passport in Thailand, and other countries. But I've been jacked up by cops a few times over the years in Mexico. They wanted I'd, and I seriously doubt a photocopy would have satisfied them. Maybe, but it also may result in some unnecessary contributions to their retirement fund. So, it just depends on how much risk you're willing to accept. These days the odds are in your favor, because they don't seem to be jacking up tourists like they used to.

One tip, if your pants will permit, put the PP in a front pocket. It's not terribly uncomfortable, and it's much more difficult to pick something out of a front pocket.

And let me second the other posters. About the only way to get a chica into your hotel is to use an escort, or have a favorita who will meet you. The ridiculous salida fees make that option less than desirable (which is the whole point) , and waiting until their shift is over at 5am is silly. Hooking up with a day-shift chica, after work, is more do-able, but unless she's someone you have sessioned with a few times, she'll be reluctant to do that. And few SGs will go anywhere outside their comfort zone. There are a few, but very few.

So, don't worry about being chica friendly. SEA this ain't.

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak; 1191901]My mermaids ATF has yet to set up a date for us to have a date but my amnesia ATF#1 has sent me a txt mensajes that really challenges my very (very very) limited espanol.

Can someone help me translate

"si? Que haces? Te echo de menos" <- I think this just means she misses me?

And.

"podemos ir a comer el viernes" <- I am not sure if this means she wants to have a meal together on Friday, but I don't know if it implies lunch or dinner.

Google translate aint helping here.[/QUOTE]I get yes? What do you want to do? Echo might be slang I'm not really sure what that means, something about you doing something less, translators don't work great with a lot of these girls because they barely know how to spell themselves, I mean try translatting something in ebonics, it doesn't work well. You're right about the last part. Little translators might help I think you can pick them up for like $15-20, but don't type more than 1 word at a time that is part of google translator problem, you have to use the big words and piece the rest together. I've tried translatting large letters and it didn't work that great generally I just pull the words I know and guess at all the connectors. There's lots of cool english speaking guys in Tijuana I would buddy up with one and use him as a free translator / double date. I'm going to finally take a spanish class since I'm kind of getting sick of not knowing some very common terms but yet knowing shit that is almost useless.

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak; 1191901]My mermaids ATF has yet to set up a date for us to have a date but my amnesia ATF#1 has sent me a txt mensajes that really challenges my very (very very) limited espanol.

Can someone help me translate

"si? Que haces? Te echo de menos" <- I think this just means she misses me?

And.

"podemos ir a comer el viernes" <- I am not sure if this means she wants to have a meal together on Friday, but I don't know if it implies lunch or dinner.

Google translate aint helping here.[/QUOTE]The first is "what are you doing?" and pretty much she misses you, but it sure looks like an odd way of saying it. Te hecho de menos is literally something like I make less with you. I'm not a native speaker, but maybe this is slang. Spanish idioms can be really tough and the online translators suck when it comes to idioms.

The second is can we eat together on Friday. Most likely lunch. Comer just means to eat, but it can also mean lunch. Depends on context, and with these chicas' ghetto spanish, you never know.

What it just means to me is. Fuck yeaaaa.

At least this chica, her spelling is ok, there is another one that I have exchanged txts with, holy shit she really cannot spell, lots of double letters here and there, and she tells me she likes poetry.) #) @

This one I know she uses alot of regional slangs, it is kind of cute in its own way.

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak; 1191876]Yeah good point about not getting involved w / WGs, my ship "sank" so to speak, a few times getting involved with WGs, be it sauna, foot massage, anything. Anyway that is history.

Regarding the ones I am dealing with Tijuana right now. I don't know, maybe I am just sick with work, sick with life, that I want to play with a little fire, not sure, don't we run into something like this every once in a while? And what it really takes is some bro with his senses to pull you right back just before you are at the point of no return. Anyway I am dramatizing it.

We will see, I will keep you guys posted, so you can continue to talk senses into me while I am pushing this to the edge. .[/QUOTE]Actually my point was texting is a great way to get involved and build some kind of relationship with a chica if thats what you want. In my case I have made many trips to Tijuana for the sex, I may have gotten bored with that and needed that extra something. So when you do come across that chica with a personality, and you just enjoy being around her go for it. Seeing the human side of these girls can be very enjoyable. I often relive the morning when I was with my ATF just laying in bed and she wanted to show me she could count to 100 in english, it was priceless (but then again I'am easily amused).

Now as far as the NO NO that was just saying remember these girls have alot of drama in there life and just be careful about how attached you become. They have been known to abruptly disapear or run off and leave you hanging. But with Tijuana at your fingertips, it is a good place to go on a PUSSY RAMPAGE and drown your sorrows.

[QUOTE=Hugotheman; 1192044]Actually my point was texting is a great way to get involved and build some kind of relationship with a chica if thats what you want. In my case I have made many trips to Tijuana for the sex, I may have gotten bored with that and needed that extra something. So when you do come across that chica with a personality, and you just enjoy being around her go for it. Seeing the human side of these girls can be very enjoyable. I often relive the morning when I was with my ATF just laying in bed and she wanted to show me she could count to 100 in english, it was priceless (but then again I'am easily amused).

Now as far as the NO NO that was just saying remember these girls have alot of drama in there life and just be careful about how attached you become. They have been known to abruptly disapear or run off and leave you hanging. But with Tijuana at your fingertips, it is a good place to go on a PUSSY RAMPAGE and drown your sorrows.[/QUOTE]They need a like button similar to facebook. Imagining a seniorita in bed counting to 100 in english would amuse me also.

Semi-newbie question: I'm wondering, with the exchange rate going up again, is it worth it to use pesos now? Can I say. 600 pesos for arriba? Just curious. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Paxsie;1192196]Semi-newbie question: I'm wondering, with the exchange rate going up again, is it worth it to use pesos now? Can I say. 600 pesos for arriba? Just curious. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I would say yes but nothing extreme. Sometimes places like supermarkets will give you a higher rate if you pay in dollars. Have both. Pesos for chicas and misc. Purchases. US dollars in small denominations are best for the bars. That way they can't rip you off. Bring singles fives and 10's.

[QUOTE=Paxsie;1192196]Semi-newbie question: I'm wondering, with the exchange rate going up again, is it worth it to use pesos now? Can I say. 600 pesos for arriba? Just curious. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Of course it it. Always has been, at least as far as the girls are concerned. The clubs keep pretty close tabs on the exchange rate, so it's hard to get peso bargains there.

600 peso arribas are standard. Only rookie gringos use dollars for the chicas. :D :D :D

Oh, BTW, there is a bank on NH, west side, south of the church, maybe 2 blocks up. It's in the back of an appliance store but I can't remembe the name. Best exchange rates in town (12.0:1 on Saturday). But you MUST have a drivers license. Passport wouldn't fly. Had to have my date change $100 for me.

I can't really say if I am "wanting" any sort of relationship to be honest, but really just trying to see if I can "actually do it".

Do I think she is a nice girl? Yes.

Do I think she is a attractive girl? Fuck yea.

Do I think I can have a relationship with her? Not really, we are in a different world.

But somehow at the back of my mind, I just can't help but want to have the opportunity to savor the moment and and the glory, and maybe at the same time, tell myself that this girl actually probably enjoying spending a few hours with me than go to work, but maybe I am just kidding myself.

Speaking of which, I tried giving her a call today and she picked up and she sounded genuinely excited on the phone, despite the horrible conversation, I think she confirmed that we will eat together on Friday, still, I couldn't get a confirmation on where / when exactly it will be but I told her I will give her a call again on Thursday to confirm which Google translate says:

"yo te daré una llamada el jueves para confirmar" <- I am pretty confident in my pronunciation so I think she got that.

Can someone tell me if there is any slang term to say "3pm"? I think that is what she was trying to tell me but I just cannot seem to confirm so I text her with a Google translate asking when / where to meet.

[QUOTE=Hugotheman; 1192044]Actually my point was texting is a great way to get involved and build some kind of relationship with a chica if thats what you want. In my case I have made many trips to Tijuana for the sex, I may have gotten bored with that and needed that extra something. So when you do come across that chica with a personality, and you just enjoy being around her go for it. Seeing the human side of these girls can be very enjoyable. I often relive the morning when I was with my ATF just laying in bed and she wanted to show me she could count to 100 in english, it was priceless (but then again I'am easily amused).

Now as far as the NO NO that was just saying remember these girls have alot of drama in there life and just be careful about how attached you become. They have been known to abruptly disapear or run off and leave you hanging. But with Tijuana at your fingertips, it is a good place to go on a PUSSY RAMPAGE and drown your sorrows.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak;1192266]Can someone tell me if there is any slang term to say "3pm"?[/QUOTE]You can tell her "a las tres de la tarde"