16 Jan. Baccara, Soi Cowboy
Trying out daily reports while all the details are fresh, since I got positive feedback from my previous reports.
Soi Cowboy on a Monday was much less chaotic and frenetic compared to the weekend, and I was certainly grateful for that fact. There was enough space on the street to outmaneuver the Deja Vu predators, but they didn't seem so hungry today. Instead they were huddled together deep in discussion. There were no victims, so it's possible their aggressive tactics over the weekend was enough to sate their hunger. I had decided to revisit Suzy Wong since I had a pleasant experience the last time, but I saw the end of the street and I realized I had walked past it again. I had done the same thing on Saturday and literally had to pull out Google maps on my phone to figure out how it disappeared. I felt like an idiot when I saw the massive sign as soon as I turned around and for me to repeat the same mistake only after 2 days is a testament to my inability to navigate myself almost anywhere.
This time though, I saw the crowd at Baccara was much thinner, so I decided to avenge my previous failure. I was confidently striding in, when a thick, burly arm suddenly blocked my path. I saw one of the most grouchy bouncers halfheartedly nudge his head in the direction of the outside bar. I decided to ignore the unnecessary rudeness and got myself a Singha beer before making my way up to the second floor. It was definitely a lot less crowded. No one was seated at the bar and a few of the large couches and floating tables were empty as well. I made myself comfortable in one of the booths and sipped my beer as I, devoid of previous bashfulness, scoped the wares on display tonight. Much like the last time I was here, I wasn't happy with the topless dancers. It's a well studied phenomenon that we as humans find 'covered' people more attractive. By which I mean to say, our imaginations are often much rosier than reality. That's why most people look more attractive in sunglasses. I saw quite a few familiar faces, but there were a lot fewer girls working today. I assumed there must have a few weekend moonlighters, who were absent today. However, I was quite pleased to see a girl actually dancing today, just like one would expect at a trendy nightclub, albeit a lot more exposed. Regrettably, she wasn't my type, but I hope her exuberant performance would enamor a generous patron, so as to encourage others to follow her lead.
Since no one caught my fancy, I resigned myself to waiting for the girls in red to take the stage. Little did I know that my seat was soon to be discourteously vacated, as the mamasan gestured me elsewhere, while barking, "You only one person". I aquiesced, but the staff's behavior was already beginning to wear on my patience. A few minutes later, the stages switched teams, and I was set to leave as soon as I mentally rejected all them all. 2 girls quickly changed my plans though. I recognized one girl, who I had liked the last time I was here, but her back was toward me, so I couldn't get her digits. Another girl was cute, but was my second choice based on her relative attractiveness. My first choice was barely moving and looked a little bored, which made me hesitant, but the sunk cost fallacy of having spent so much time here had me call her over for a lady drink. This allowed me to ascend to one of the coveted couches. I ordered myself another beer and excused myself to the bathroom while Mui got her drink and sat at my new table.
When I returned, I took my place next to her. She lacked any of the shy nervousness that I've come to associate as a sign of attraction. Instead she was very matter of fact and a touch jittery. Another red flag I chose to ignore because this girl was 100% my type, and it isn't common for me to find someone who fits my type so perfectly. I decided I would gamble just to cross this off my bucket list and use it as a learning experience no matter the outcome. She ran through the standard script and a lot of her mannerisms felt very Japanese / Korean in that kawaii / V sign kind of way. After not more than 2 minutes, she asked if she could get another lady drink, which I accepted. When she returned, I decided to inspect her "shot", which on my previous visit I had believed to be straight Tequila. I was quite surprised to discover it was in fact a very dilute cocktail in a serving of a mere 60 ML. Having little success with conversation and touch, I decided to go for my trump card of intense unwavering eye contact. It was a good call, since she brought up the price negotiations after about 30 or 40 seconds. LT would cost me 6 k, and she then asked for the Bar fine and another lady drink. I told her the lady drink made no sense and she dropped it. I settled my bill while she went to change.
She returned just as I was finishing my beer in a stunning black dress. For the first time, I understood why some of us lose rationality in the face of a beautiful woman. Walking her to the stairwell certainly was enough to arouse me as my subconscious started imagining the rest of our night. Outside, she asked me to wait for 5 minutes while she spoke to the bar tender, handing her some bills. It was then that I noticed her dress was actually a deep shade of red, just a shade darker than blood, which happens to be my favorite color. She was somehow playing with a stacked deck without knowing it. We flagged down a taxi and it was now that she clarified that LT was 4 hours and ST was 1 hour. I was not ready for this sucker punch and immediately began to reconsider. She clearly saw my reluctance and just stated that it was up to me. I decided that I had to have her at least once, but I decided to defer our discussion till when we were in private. I used the taxi ride to weigh the pros and cons as I saw them while cutting off touch. I've found this to be one of the most effective means of communicating a reduction in interest, and she had better know that bringing up now was a little underhanded. She had already asked for her payment at Baccara, which was so utterly ridiculous, I laughed it off. The way she held onto my arm as I escorted her to the elevator told me she had understood my reaction to her definitions. She was studying the entire taxi ride to the hotel and even asked whether she needed a key card to return to the lobby. Planning logistics for her exit clearly.
Once in the room, she asked for payment once again. I still had not decided on the duration and this pestering was a real mood killer. Her defense was insisting that, "Customer Lie". I jokingly tried to maneuver the situation as we got into the shower. Her attitude felt more like a very cold massage parlor or outcall. Out of the shower, she began demanding money again, and I finally just pulled out 6 k and put it under a glass telling she had no pockets right now, but for god's sake chill the fuck out! Before getting to the bed, she asked for a condom. I made my playful joke about 'no condom' and she reaction was so rehearsed it was funny. My smirk afterward though kept the interaction flowing smoothly. Asking for a condom before any foreplay though. It was looking more and more like ST was the way to go. She even explained to me that she would return to work after 4 hours. I was under the impression that Soi Cowboy shut at 2 AM, but she clarified that Baccara is open till 4. It was obvious that there was no wiggle room for negotiation, so I resigned myself to make my decision after her performance. It was only 10:15 and I would have preferred to intersperse my rounds between some sleep, but the only way to make LT worth it would be to fuck her non stop and sleep in the next day.
Getting down to the deed, she was a good kisser, which helped put her annoying qualities to the back of my mind. She was comfortable leaving the curtains completely open, which was a first. She had fake breasts, but the surgeon had done a good job. Her right nipple was ever so slightly off, but almost imperceptible. The surgeon's scar was godawful though. I found myself distracted by it, absolutely dumbfounded why he or she hadn't used subcuticular sutures. The approximation wasn't good either, which resulted in a slightly hypertrophic scar. This wasn't a case discussion, so I switched off that part of my brain. She had a very pretty naval piercing and I was very gentle in that region, not wanting to rip it out with my tongue. Making my way past her unshaven shrubbery, I went down on her for about a minute before being overwhelmed by a strong flavor. She was extra salty and it confused me. She was about to bag my little friend, but I rolled over since I needed to assess her oral skills. They were mediocre and the view wasn't as amazing as I thought it would have been. She put the condom on after about a minute at most, and then asked whether I wanted to fuck her. It took me a second to understand, but I responded telling her to fuck me first. She was on top for a minute or 2 before leaning forward into me and promptly gave up in another 30 seconds. She lay down and asked me to fuck her. We did missionary for a little while and the acting began very quickly. She asked to switch to doggy after about 5 minutes or so and I was more than happy to. While in this position, I was struck by the familiar smell of Aunt Flo. There was no bleeding, so I was quite perplexed, but this may explain the strong taste I had experienced while DATY. Her acting was unbearable so decided to gag her with my fingers. This only worked for a couple of minutes before she resumed her line reading, mumbling, "so good boy" and the like while gripping the sheets in an exaggerated fashion. She clearly did Kegels because she was contracting the entire time, hoping to work as little as possible and squeezing out her payment with minimal effort. It wasn't long before the field became too dry for play as usual, and so began the negotiation for bareback. She was strongly opposed as she began tugging on me like she was using a plunger. She clearly had little experience doing much more than looking pretty, so I was confident in the fact that I would get the most out of this transaction with a little more experience in negotiation. I rolled onto my back and dejectedly told her it would not happen this way. She then finally offered the argument that "she other customer, she dirty, you safe". To which, I responded, "I wouldn't finish inside her, and she looked clean to me, so I was confident in my safety". She wouldn't budge, before I offhandedly mentioned my profession. She did not believe me believing me to be a boxer on account of my gloves drying on the bedside table. I then explained that boxing was simply a hobby, but all no amount of insisting garnered any response aside from, "You lie". This was the last straw to her impertinence, so I shut her up with my ID card, which floored her. After taking a minute to compose herself by repeating how surprised she was, she was finally ready to let me ride without a saddle, "but only 2 minutes". I hadn't fired my pistol in around 40 hours, so my trigger finger was too itchy and it only took around 5 minutes before I painted her back and butt. She immediately demanded paper towels, not even allowing me the few seconds of ecstasy in peace. I cleaned her up and we showered, with her still professing her utter surprise that I wasn't a "sports boy" with my physique. She then asked if I spoke Chinese having finally noticed my tattoo, to which I told her 4 Chinese words I knew and switching to my broken Japanese instead. When I told her I knew the language as a result of watching anime, her face lit up like I had given her her first ever Christmas present.
Having toweled off, she walked over to the bed, lifted the covers and asked me what we should do now. Sleep, nap and then play later, it was "up to me". I decided to quit while I was somewhat ahead and told her I'd pay her for ST instead since she was so eager to return to work. I paid her, and then she excitedly asked me for a tip. I think my facial expression gave away how I felt about that since she then pleaded that she had accepted no condom. She did have a point so I tossed in 200 baht. We had a little more conversation while she got dressed and made up. I kissed her a few more times, which meant her having to reapply her lipstick. She reconfirmed about whether the lift needed a key card or not. When leaving, she turned the wrong way, so perhaps her logistical preparation was a result of poor sense of direction, for which I couldn't fault her without being an absolute hypocrite.
As I breathed a sigh of relief feeling that I had just about broken even, I noticed a few pinkish stains on the bed. Taking a whiff, I confirmed my earlier suspicions- she was DEFINITELY on her period. Perhaps, she had not even realized it, or more likely did not want a controversial bodily function hamper her ability to milk unsuspecting punters. Time to pass the fuck out, so that I can be well rested for my first Muay Thai session with a proper coach the following afternoon.
[B]Moral of the Story:[/B] Baccara is too successful, so their customer service is rude and the girls entitled as a result. This may be a generalization, but Mui even insisted that her timing definitions were standard, "All Lady same". She wasn't familiar with the name Suzy Wong and since this wasn't my first Rodeo, she could not bullshit me, even though she refused to believe me. Only go in if you want a beer and the topless swaying that passes for dancing. Even their drinks are more expensive than other places. I applaud their business model though, since it is obviously a well oiled machine that is raking in the moolah.
Time to go grab a bite, while I mull over which gun range to try out tonight. I quite liked my sign off from my previous report, so fuck you and happy fucking!