Abu Dhabi

So I made a recent return trip to the capital for business. And capped it off with a bit of pleasure on a Saturday night (about a week ago. Or so).

Did not have much time, so decided to hit my old haunt 49 ers. God, I still remember seeing the groovehearts play for the first time so many years ago. Maybe more than a decade now? Only Allen sanmilan, the lead, is still in the band. I guess he's the mainstay. These guys really know how to service the crowd with their music.

But that's not what this report is about. I wasn't necessarily looking for some punting action, but I've not been known to turn down an opportunity when it presents itself. Looked around, noticed that compared to when I was a resident, there were a lot less PRC on site this time round. I think I saw maybe 2-3? Surprisingly not too bad looking, but not what I was after.

The central Asians, IMHO, are the best of the lot in 49 ers. But there's more miss than hit, so it is very very important that one maintains standards and not compromise too easily. Eventually, a youngish looking one caught my eye. During one of the set breaks by the band, I moved to the far inside by the windows and smoked a cigarette and enjoyed my drink. My earlier eye contact with the little beauty paid off, as she wandered into sight again, and sidled her way up to me. After an exchange of smiles, we got to chatting. She gave her name as Monica, said she was 27. She said she was from Uzbekistan. Which I found interesting because past experience was that these girls tended to claim they were from Kazakhstan. I appreciated the candor and agreed to take her short term (had an early flight to catch) and she agreed to wait until I had my musical and / or alcohol fill. Said she didn't drink but accepted an orange juice.

We decided to use the onsite facilities. Went to the nearby store for protection. Made our way to the room, and she sprang into action. Quite literally, she sprang to give me a tight hug and initiated DFK. A good portent of things to come. She asked for her compensation first. Not my preferred approach, but I was not in the mood to argue over this. This would turn out to be one of the rare occasions for me where paying upfront did not lead to a negative outcome.

She had really good GFE. After a bit more kissing and petting, she asked if I wanted to shower together. I wasn't going to turn down that offer. Sans her heels, she was about 1. 58 m or so. Nice pair of natural tits, not too large but a nice be cup, I'd estimate. Overall, very nice figure and quite a turn on. She was attentive during the shower, and receptive to my fondling and kissing.

We wiped off, and made our way to the bed. She initiated DATY, and was very keen to have me finger her until she was either cumming or close to it. Her pussy got real wet and she was jerking about. We must have been at it for about 15 minutes? Then she moved to initiate a blow job, covered but not too bad. She paid a lot of attention to arousing me both in the members area and elsewhere. Once I was good and ready, she climbed on top, but I didn't really like the feel so moved to missionary. I alternated between heavy fast pumping and long slow strokes, and that drew a good response, so we kept going for some time before I finished.

Then we chatted for a while before she asked me if I wanted to call it a night or go another round. I told her that I wanted to rest a bit before round 2 and she obliged. In the meantime, I just lay there with her and explored every inch of her that I could. I really liked her tits, got to say that. And the making out was fun too. It really made for a more intimate experience.

Eventually, the motor started running again, and again I gave her ample fingering and licking. She really did seem to enjoy herself with that. She returned the favour although alas it was again a covered BJ. This time we started in doggy position. It was possibly my most enjoyable part of what was a very good night. I could feel her pussy getting progressively wetter and she was also tightening up a bit. Plus, the moans were sensual as hell. Eventually I decided I preferred having a look at her pretty face as I came, so I flipped her around for Missionary, but this time I propped her legs against her shoulder for maximum penetration. She did not protest and started moaning even more, and louder. Feeling I was close, went for a burst of glory.

We washed up, and as we left the room, she gave me a long kiss at the door. Capping off a night to remember.

My stay in Abu Dhabi continues and decided to go to Blitz first last night. Pretty slim pickings and after an hour I decided to move to Illusions. Lots of girls here and most of them quite the eye candy. After a couple of beers zeroed in on a young CIS lass, seemed really friendly to talk to and sealed the deal for full night.

Brought her to my hotel and had more to drink.

Red Flag 1- She says pay me first, anyways I said OK to not spoil the mood.

Red Flag 2- She asks, if I have any aspirin, she has some headache.

In any case got her chatting and into the mood. Eventually got into the act and I must say she did try her best in bed, DATY, BBBJ was decent but not the best, and some good ol sex in various positions. Eventually she got tired as I was nowhere close to coming so finally I said lets use the hands and mouth to finish, ended with a CIM.

Anyways after that we slept, morning I was awake and so was junior, this lass is still sleeping. Finally come close to noon I ask her wtf is going on as despite my polite advances for a 2nd round she is fuck bothered.

Red Flag 3 - She says she is tired, headache, yada yada, she isn't an animal (this is despite me being a perfect gentleman in my morning advances instead of slipping it in without much ado! Here basically I knew she is a partial runner. Anyways long story short my mood was gone and told her to get lost. She mumbled a few sorrys and fucked off. Wasted some good reds on this one. What started with a promise was finally a cockup.

Lessons learnt! Despite RTFF and general mongering experience we do still end up getting screwed occasionally, well such is this life!

I am not one for naming and shaming in public but if any of the fellow mongers heading there soon, please PM me to get her name and description.

Review in numbers.

Face 9/10.

Figure 9/10.

Sex- 7/10.

GFE- started off as a 5 and ended up at 1/10.

WIR. Fuck no.

Safe mongering gents, enjoy reading your reports here. Tonight might head to 49 ers to see is lady luck smiles on me. So far its been 2 bad and 1 good so not a good success rate honestly.

P.S. If anyone is keen on winging it tonight feel free to PM and we can catch up for a beer while checking the talent at 49 ers.

PPS If anyone cares to share any enthusiastic CIS girls digits (Am into fit looking rather than too slim or too heavy), would appreciate it, getting a little tired of playing horny roulette and losing!

This is my first time in the UAE, and I'd heard / read about the hobbyist scene here. I'm staying with family rather than in a hotel, and I don't have a ton of time to wander off on my own. So paying for a hotel room just for an hour or whatever seemed pretty unnecessary, and I started looking for a way to find a girl I could go to for a short time. I figured that, despite reading warnings on this forum, using tinder was probably going to be my best bet. I really should have listened to you guys!

My first bad experience was from a tinder profile advertising massages with pictures of Asian girls. I hit them up on Whatsapp, and got some information on pricing and where to go. I took a taxi to the location, and was then told to go to a different location across town. This time they gave me pictures of the building. When I got there, I messaged them and got no response. After waiting about 30-40 minutes, I gave up and left. I'm new to how this works in this country, so I imagine I did something wrong and spooked them.

My second attempt went even worse. I chatted with a Russian looking girl from tinder for a bit, and made arrangements to meet up. When I got to the location, I got locked in the building by some completely different, and very unappealing girls, and basically was held there until I coughed up the money. At this point, I've gotten no action whatsoever, and am feeling pretty turned off to the whole thing. If anyone more experienced wants to help me find a more reliable way to meet up with someone, I'd really, really appreciate it. And to any other newbies out there, learn from my mistakes and be very, very careful on tinder!

[QUOTE=Para76;2174087]This is my first time in the UAE,

My second attempt went even worse. I chatted with a Russian looking girl from tinder for a bit, and made arrangements to meet up. When I got to the location, I got locked in the building by some completely different, and very unappealing girls, and basically was held there until I coughed up the money. At this point, I've gotten no action whatsoever, and am feeling pretty turned off to the whole thing. If anyone more experienced wants to help me find a more reliable way to meet up with someone, I'd really, really appreciate it. And to any other newbies out there, learn from my mistakes and be very, very careful on tinder![/QUOTE]This is amply covered in the UAE board and a RTFF would have told you to watch out. Last week another member was forced to pay up etc in the same type scam but some people never learn and never RTFF.

[QUOTE=Para76;2174087]This is my first time in the UAE, and I'd heard / read about the hobbyist scene here. .....

My first bad experience was from a tinder profile advertising massages with pictures of Asian girls. ....

My second attempt went even worse. ..... And to any other newbies out there, learn from my mistakes and be very, very careful on tinder![/QUOTE]Para76.

Welcome to the hobby.

I think your analysis of the first incident is correct. You may have done something to spook them and they directed you away from them. They may also have just gotten busy and couldn't take you then or perhaps they had some other problem and could even have been protecting you.

Mongering in the UAE can be difficult because the entire hobby operates outside of any sort of law enforcement protection. In many places you can go to LE if you are robbed and they will not care too much about why you were there and will focus on you being robbed. Some places the LE will simply use why you were there as an excuse to extort some additional cash from you. Every place is different and a lot will depend on the attitude of the individual LE you are talking to and if he has any relationship with the people who robbed you.

Personally I don't take any more than I intend to spend and if I was threatened I'd give up the cash and get out of there intact. A cheap burner monger phone instead of your new Galaxy or iPhone is a good idea too.

All my experience in the UAE is in Dubai and is not recent so I cannot give you any particulars but as a newbie either to the hobby or to an area, stick with places and providers known and reviewed by trusted people on this and similar boards. If you get enough posts to be senior member or pay the fee you get PM services and once you show that you are a contributor you will get lots of help from others here. (While there is some variation between different areas, I have found that this site is generally the most helpful of the other mongering sites I have looked at.).

Posts like you made help; some idea of the details especially on the robbery incident would help other avoid the problem. Remember LE reviews these boards I would not hesitate to give identifying information, as much as is allowed by the rules of the board anyway, and if you get lucky LE just might pay them a visit. (Other boards may have different rules on posting identifying information so you may want to use them as well.) Information not allowed to be posted on the main site can be transmitted by PM.

Sometimes the price of the room is part of the price of the hobby. Take a low end room at a nice place and it might not be as bad as you think. Ask near the airports for short stays saying you have a long layover and you just may get a deal if they are not all booked.

Happy Humping.

KG.

[QUOTE=Para76;2174087]This is my first time in the UAE, and I'd heard / read about the hobbyist scene here. I'm staying with family rather than in a hotel, and I don't have a ton of time to wander off on my own. So paying for a hotel room just for an hour or whatever seemed pretty unnecessary, and I started looking for a way to find a girl I could go to for a short time. I figured that, despite reading warnings on this forum, using tinder was probably going to be my best bet. I really should have listened to you guys![/QUOTE]Depends on what your looking for. Should have time for RTFF so you can avoid the scams and trouble you had. Best option visit one of numerous massage parlors and try the extras. In your situation that would be the best. Plenty of cards left on cars and lying on the ground in car parks.

[QUOTE=Nik7500;2173527]Red Flag 1- She says pay me first[/QUOTE]Every decent escort expects to be paid first. That's not a red flag, it's industry standard. They do this so you don't try to rip them off after you've already fucked them. The only girls I've ever had who didn't expect payment first were total rookies.

[QUOTE=Para76;2174087]
I chatted with a Russian looking girl from tinder for a bit, and made arrangements to meet up. When I got to the location, I got locked in the building by some completely different, and very unappealing girls, and basically was held there until I coughed up the money.
[/QUOTE]Dude! Walk down Hamdan street in the evening and pick up an Asian or two. The Africans and CIS are MUCH more likely to give you a problem. Don't rely on Tinder. Get involved and see what you are booking.

I went back to the place in the Camp area to visit Micky from my previous FR. One of my favourites so far.

When I arrived, I was greeted by two Thai ladies who informed me that Micky was off for a couple of weeks. One of them. Sophia, convinced me to take her instead, so I paid the house fee and followed her to the room.

No shorts were offered or asked for.

The massage was not bad. She seemed to know what she was doing (I opted for a dry Thai massage).

She was wearing a short dress, and did not mind me feeling her legs and thighs while I was still prone.

On the flip, she started immediately with some very nice teasing and asked if I wanted extras.

We agreed on B2B with BBBJ.

Clothes came off. Not the tightest body, but nice soft breasts and smooth skin.

Initially, she didn't want to kiss on the lips, so I focused on her breasts instead. With my fingers, I could feel her getting wet, so I couldn't resist laying her down for a DATY session.

Pussy was nice, shaved, and tasty.

Sophia seemed to really enjoy herself, to the point where she came at least once.

After that, DFK was also on the table. She actually went into total GFE mode after the DATY.

Of course she returned the favour with a nice soft BBBJ to completion (no CIM).

Cleaned up, cuddled a bit, said goodbye with a hug and a kiss.

I think FS might be available next time.

Review.

Place 7/10 (easy access, pretty good rooms).

Body 5/10.

Attitude 8/10.

Massage 7/10.

BBBJ 7/10.

Damage - 120 house, 300 extras.

WIR. Most likely. I will come back to the place and do either one of the Thais (or maybe two at once.).

Cheers!

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;2174609]Dude! Walk down Hamdan street in the evening and pick up an Asian or two. The Africans and CIS are MUCH more likely to give you a problem. Don't rely on Tinder. Get involved and see what you are booking.[/QUOTE]NG we say the same thing repeatedly at newbies who never RTFF and sometimes. One day we will realise we flog dead horse for our masochistic amusement LOL. When something like is reported many time by newbies I know they are lazy.

[QUOTE=FantasticMax;2174489]Every decent escort expects to be paid first. That's not a red flag, it's industry standard. They do this so you don't try to rip them off after you've already fucked them. The only girls I've ever had who didn't expect payment first were total rookies.[/QUOTE]You're the rookie mate. Rookies pay before they play. Rule No. 1: P4 P = pay for play (I. E. Play then pay). Your advice is 100% contrary to what is the norm for most seasoned mongers in UAE.

Cash upfront is a token to being fucked over not fucked.

Keep safe.

HK.

Hi all,

Sorry was out writing since a while but not hunting. So let me share my 3 stories over the last 4 weeks.

Antelope Spa:

- First Time to be there. Get opted for the European (want to try something new). She should up, Nice figure and smile. Massage was above average but ended up to be a "vegetarian" massage. Don't know if it was me or her. Tired her a 100 for a good massage and left.

- Second time I choose Mrs. P. A Slender Thai. Massage was average, Extras. Every thing is valid. Opted for CBJ No cloth. Was a little mechanical but she had the hottest figure. 4 Reds were used. Left Happy.

RR Chain:

- On of the worst experiences. Room with no shower, opted for a slim Philippine. Mrs. K. Massage: 3/10. No Extras. Bad mode. Will never be back.

Enjoy.

The Indian guy is still there, she covers for him. But the place is getting a little too run down and nasty for my tastes. There are a few others in walking distance that are listed on cards but I couldn't point you to one without being there. I saw a girl who said her name was Yaya or Yuyu wearing a black miniskirt and huge knockers- not sure if it's the same girl as mentioned by others in glowing reviews- in one of these places but massage was ho-hum and BBBJ / CIM was good but not the best.

[QUOTE=LazySummer;2167641]I have been a regular customer at the Navy Gate AMP (the one nearer Al Maya Lal Supermarket). However, today I was in for a disappointment. The Indian guy has been replaced by a Chinese Lady who refused to do a line up of the girls and offered only a single 30+ Thai. I mentioned that I was a regular customer but to no avail. She said all others were busy and said that I always complained! I walked out without partaking.[/QUOTE]

Thanks to Eric T for sharing this gem.

The place, which is close to Wahda Mall and the bus station, was easy enough to find. Parking available nearby.

First I thought the place was closed, as I knocked several times and waited for what seemed like an eternity. I was literally stepping into the stairway when the door opened. The guy had been in the toilet.

Anyway, I asked if MissR was available, which she was. I was shown to the room. A bit small perhaps, with rather thin walls, and an elevated bed / massage table in the middle.

MissR appeared and instructed me to get undressed. She is a slim Indian girl with a nice smile and an amazing pair of boobs, well visible under the tight top she was wearing.

Massage was OK, not quite strong enough for my taste, but she did manage to find some tender spots to massage out. A fair bit of teasing was also going on, so on the flip I was already on half mast.

After some additional touching and teasing, she asked whether I wanted extras. Of course I did.

Her first offer was quite outrageous, and the best I could negotiate was still a bit steep - 350 for fully naked with BJ. Anyway, the deal was made.

She got undressed, and I was not disappointed. Those boobs were absolutely amazing (and as far as I could see, they were real).

Some soft kissing, then I started exploring her body, which she responded nicely to.

I can never resist tasting a nice shaved pussy, so I lay her down for a DATY session. She seemed to enjoy herself.

Then it was my turn. I was lying down on the bed. She stood next to me with one foot on the table so I had full access to her wet pussy while she was giving me a very nice BBBJ with some DT. It would have been perfect if she had finished with CIM, but she backed away in the last moment and finished by hand. All in all it was a great BJ, so I'm not complaining.

Cleaned up, chatted a little, and said our goodbyes.

Ratings.

Place 6/10- easy to find, but small room with thin walls.

Body 7/10.

Boobs 10/10.

Massage 6/10.

BBBJ 8/10.

Attitude 8/10- speaks pretty good English, which I find a big plus.

Damage 100 house, 350 extras.

WIR? Maybe. I heard that FS might be on offer, and that could be a reason to return.

Cheers!

Hey guys,

My first FR in UAE. I'm staying at the LE Royal Meridien and happen to visit the Illusions naturally. So took this Russian MILF to my room for 500 aed for two hours and unlimited shots. She was great and definitely a fine fit body to make love to. Her attitude was awesome, she was all energy and fun. After the deed was fixed we danced a little in the club and took her to my room. We started with some DFK and then she did a small strip tease for me, which loved all the way. Then CBJ which was ok she was kinda doing it fast, then we went for Mish and then WOT. By that time I was a little tired and told her to leave cause I had to go to work the next day.

Realised a mistake of taking a girl when I'm too tired to perform, well another lesson learnt the hard way. When it comes to the club it is a happening place and the quality of the girl's is also good. I would definitely be a regular with this club.

Cheers.